That's Not What Mom Said

Tim is joined with D2 to discuss some of the battles that took place while growing up. Of course, Lindsey's view of the "Sock with a Rock" incident is slightly different from Amy's! Learn why I had to put locks on the bedroom doors. It's unanimous as to who is the most thoughtful gift giver of the family. And who's being overly dramatic now?

Amy regales about her latest surprise — is it possible this could rival what Tim found hidden in the couch? (E10) Probably not. Then the discussion makes a left-hand turn to handling stress and anxiety and the need to "touch grass" and some things we can do ground ourselves. What's your "go-to" when you need to reconnect and ground yourself to get out of your own head and realize what is really important in life?

It was only a matter of time before things took a turn for the worse. In this episode, the conversation heads straight for the lavatory - as opposed to the laboratory! The conversation gets into the down and dirty of navigating "the deuce" while living with a significant other. From behind closed doors to what would you do if you find yourself in need of, but without a plunger!

With Amy out of town this week, Tim revisits one of the first episodes of the podcast: Some Say "Tomato, Tim Says Drive With a Purpose!" With the count Daughters 3, Dad 0, Tim claims victory when it comes to totaling your car. Of course Amy points out that in two of the three cases, Tim was the listed owner, if not the driver, of the cars in question. On a serious note, according to the Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), around 3,300 people die in crashes attributed to distracted driving. Additionally, 289,000 people were injured in these types of crashes. It's worth noting that these statistics likely underestimate the problem, as crash data often relies on drivers self-reporting their distractions to law enforcement. When you get behind the wheel be single-minded in what're doing. And please, never text and drive - It Can Wait.

Amy and Tim discuss the merits, or the lack of, having to change our clocks twice a year. Which is better, more sunshine in the morning or in the evening? Then they delve back into the topic of restaurants and tipping. When should you tip and when is it asking a little too much? And if you tip your dog groomer, shouldn't you tip your dental hygienist?

Amy and Tim discuss the ever-narrowing balance between credit card points and merchant fees to accept said credit cards. And if you don't want to use your credit card, who accepts checks anymore? Finally, Amy, well her voice is recognized by someone who has listened to the podcast - does that make her famous? It's said that money cannot buy happiness, but maybe it can alleviate some anxiety?

Tim and Amy discuss the ups and downs about having to work. (Well, at least one of us has to work!) Listen as they talk about bonus days and work schedules and the pitfalls of being salaried versus getting paid by the hour.

Listen is as Amy tells about the incident that imprinted upon her the love of raccoons, and how it was a choice that Tim made that predicated this. Amy also introduces Tim to an ASMR, something she says "itches her brain" or is it scratching your brain?In slang, "ASMR" refers to the "tingly feeling" or "brain massage" sensation that some people experience when exposed to certain sounds, visuals, or tactile stimuli

Amy and Tim discuss the possibility that this life is just a simulation. Listen as they carefully navigate this episode, touching lightly on some topics they never speak about.And why is there a two-year ol running around in his underwear. Is this deja vu all over again?

Tim laments the return of a two-year old running the house as they "babysit" for eight days. Does it bring back sweet memories or dredge up long-repressed horrors?

Amy and Tim delve once more into the devices that dominate our days. How much screen time do you have, and what is too much? How long could you survive without your phone? Does anyone think Tim would stop and ask for directions?

Tim and Amy delve into several of their recurring topics, from IPA's to stress and change, to doing your own electrical work! Thank goodness for YouTube University!

That's Not What Mom Said - still a top-12 Father-Daughter podcast, listen in as Amy describes her latest adventure - A Sleepover with her three nieces! From big poops, lost teeth and plenty of snacks, Amy learns that parenthood is not for the faint of heart!

Amy and Tim discuss winter vacationing, what's the best way to escape the cold and snow of Minnesota? Along with Valentine cards and is downhill a good or bad thing?

Listen in as Tim (aka, "Mr. Cynical") laments over recent trips to "the club." Does the shopping cart theory accurately reflect a person's impact on society? Amy then takes control and steers the conversation to a more enlightening topic! Can we please have any more rabbit holes!?!?!?

Where did this come from? Listen as Amy and Tim discuss, of all things -- SPORTS. It starts with a correction from our previous episode, and goes down many alleys from bowling (that's a sport, right?) to the Superbowl. How many Wild players can you name? You might be surprised by the outcome of this competition!

Listen as Amy and Tim divert down numerous rabbit holes in this episode as they discuss the worst part of the year. Tim revives some repressed memories for Amy and do you sing to your dog?

Amy and Tim kickoff their latest episode discussing bad habits then taking a right turn into social media, and what platform old people use.

Tim and Amy talk about those little things we do in our lives that means nothing to anyone else, but we still do them because they matter to us. Oh, and listen in as Amy gets attacked by a house plant!

What is the right thing to do when you receive a Christmas present you don't like? There's the old saying "it's the thought that counts." Is there a right way to handle this, or should we just be grateful and move on?

Tim sits down and chats with Erica who guest hosted for an absent Amy. Erica provides some first-hand insights to what it's like to have two boys playing hockey. With so much going on, who cares it was 10:30 on a Saturday for the "opening?"

Amy and Tim discuss how Black Friday shopping has changed over the years. Due to a technical difficulty, a surprise co-host jumps in to close out the episode. Listen to the first episode with two openings, three hosts, and little quality!

Not sure what to talk about, (what else is new with these two?), Amy and Tim discuss some of the classes they had in high school and some of things Amy never learned.

For all intensive purposes, weather your giving a presentation of creating a report, the right words matter. Its important to your credibility to insure the job is done good. You can never be to careful. Make sure you've red through the entire content before submitting. You may have to be discrete in the topics you choose as they're plenty of issues that you wont to avoid. If you find this description a little frustrating - good! Listen as Amy and Tim discuss what misused phrases and words fire them up.

This week Amy and Tim discuss what are the best sides for Thanksgiving, and when is the right time to start playing Christmas music. If it were up to Mom...

Amy and Tim discover a Dad and Daughter podcast ranking, you may be surprised what they find. Then they discuss the best movies to watch together, and could there be a Daddy and Daughter trip in the future?

Amy relates the third installment of her Mommy and Me trip, this time in New York City. Would anyone be surprised that the highlight of the trip might be all the dogs they met?

Is ignorance bliss? Amy and Tim talk themselves in a circle starting that it is, but then come to conclusion that perhaps it's not. The conversation takes a turn to the food we eat and bad it truly is for us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0lTyhvOeJs

What does it mean if you talk to your pets? Amy and Tim seem to be stuck on one of their favorite topics as they discuss the conversations they have with their pets and what it means. Who knew we're highly intelligent?

One of our favorite topics, Amy and Tim are joined by the return of GD2 for her third appearance on the podcast. With a total of five pets, Cora give her insights to what animal makes the best pet. As usual, Tim tries to create some controversy among the grandparents.

Listen in as Amy and Tim discuss their latest car problems, way to go Branden! (No, not that one.) as real-life door-to-door salesmen interrupt the episode knocking it off course - not a difficult task.

With another guest host, Tim talks with Justin "The Weatherman," a new father of twin girls. What can an old dog teach a new dad?

Amy details the latest adventure for Roger the Sphinx. It feels like this cat's life is better than most peoples! Thank goodness he cannot speak, or Amy might have a new co-host!

Listen in as Amy and Tim lament about the end of summer and the coming of Fall. Along the many rabbit trails they wind up talking about the celebrity that Roger (the cat) has become. Is Amy riding the wrong set of coattails?

In what has become an annual event, Amy and Tim discuss the Great Minnesota Get-Together. Listen as they discuss their favorite and not so-favorite parts of the fair. Scooters, strollers and wagons, oh my!

Listen in as Tim and Amy attempt to record their milestone episode at St. Paul Brewing, discussing co-hosts and what was their favorite episode. Fear not! We will overcome these challenges and continue to bring riveting content. (And if you believe that...)

This week Tim is joined by very special guest host and "Boy-Mom", Erica. Listen in as Erica's youngest helps shed some light on the differences between boys and girls, while not knowing when to stop digging the hole he's in.

Amy and Tim discuss how Tim's "Big Ride" went as well as the experience of wrangling three small children. And find out who's famous line is "I didn't mean to..."

Amy and Tim discuss the disappoint that comes with learning what your favorite radio personality looks like. They also delve into when books are made into movies and the actors who play the characters.

Listen in as Tim and Amy talk about his upcoming bike trip and discuss how much beer is too much? As well as a rabbit hole into dining in Europe.

What do earrings and dog poop have in common? Anyone who has owned a dog can figure this one out. Listen to the latest adventure of "Findley the Wonder Dog."

What else would you expect when Amy, her Mother and her sisters get together? Is Amy the bad influence or did it start a bit earlier? Listen in and find out!

When it comes to cars, Amy's luck runs true - all bad. (How many cars has she totaled?) Of course, in her latest "adventure" there's really no one else to blame but Tim, right?

Listen to Amy and Tim discuss some of their conspiracy theories and find out if Amy really believes the world is flat. (Warning: That might be a bait and switch.)

Amy and Tim discuss how the once special commencement celebrations for high school and college have been proliferated to ever level. And what's the deal with the yard signs anyway?

Since Amy and Tim never know what they're going to talk about, they figured they would let ChatGPT select some questions for them to discuss.

Listen as Tim laments (like a Boomer!) how medical appointments have changed and Amy discusses her soul animal - can you guess which one that is? How do these topics even connect?

It's Tim's turn to lament on things he just doesn't get, including pools in the Land of 10,000 Lakes, sliced bagels and weeds. How are these things even connected?

Amy and Tim review and discuss some awesome insults and comebacks - oh yeah! And why does Amy have such a problem with "Disney Adults?"

Listen in as Curling and Beer, two of Tim's favorite pastimes, collide. Amy and Tim also talk about a no-win scenario when a phone-in guest agrees with one of them 100%!

Listen as Tim and Amy discuss the latest critter attack, along with Findley the Wonder Dog! Perhaps things will get back on track real soon, but don't count on it with these two.