The Great American Love Story

The girls lay awake late at night reviewing all of their previous, minute life errors. Whatever, you're probably doing it too. Julie tells us a crazy story that involves probably the coolest hitmen ever, and Emily tells a rare, sweet one. Buckle up, because we're all over the place. 

The Girls share more news from the reality of social distancing. This episode, hear about cult leader Sherry Shriner driving a wedge between a cult member and his meat-loving girlfriend, and an age-gap love story from Julie, inspired by a single rouge text message. WARNING! MAY CONTAIN ALIENS!

The girls interview a very special person in their lives to find out all about her love story. FEATURES THREE! SPECIAL! GUESTS! 

This week TGALS teams up with two very, very special guests, Shannon and Allen, from the critically acclaimed HiLoCast. This episode takes some real twists and turns as we learn about Travis, a special rodeo star who filmed a TV pilot with Michael Moore and Sheryl Crow, and the girls tell the story of Captain Timmy and unique prison wife situation. 

As a public service to America, TGALS is back! The girls know you're at home, and no one knows for how long, as history unfolds before our eyes. This week we bring you two stories of inspiration and hope to occupy a little bit of your time during the coronapocalypse. Listen as we recap what's news since we last recorded over a year ago, discuss baby shower bingo, and what it's like to find a big chunk of sturgeon washed up on the sea shore. Write to us! tgals@gmail.com. (We apologize for the audio quality of this episode, Emily is just getting back on the editing wagon after a long break, bear with us...). 

This week we're talking about creepy level 2 sex offender Mary Kay Letourneau. Is Vili a prisoner in his own marriage?!  Julie goes rogue and tells about her psychic adventure. Be sure to check out our pets' holiday photos on our IG: TheGreatAmericanLoveStory, and of course, for photos of this week's couple and the book they co-authored in 1998 while Mary Kay was in jail..."The Only Crime, Love." Happy Hanukah everyone! 

This week, it's The Great International Love Story! In the episode with the longest intro to date, you'll be introduced to an Australian woman who has a thing for 'Davids', and an English women with a particularly spiritual love style. The stories start at 26:14, but hang in to the intro if you want to hear more about la cucaracha, Scott's new cop car, and how Julie busted out the window of Emily's pick up truck in college. It's a real wild ride this week, folks. Email us at tgalspodcast@gmail.com.

They're baaaack! Happy (late) Hallowiener TGALers! This week, the dynamic duo fondly remembers the sitcom Step By Step starring Patrick Duffy and Suzanne Somers. Also, some love stories and Julie blows her nose. 

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND the goyles return from a 3 month hiatus. Julie got her armpits waxed! Emily quit (one of her) jobs! So now they can return to what is most important: entertaining YOU. In this episode, Julie definitely suspects that there's something wrong with Aunt Diane, and Emily tells a story that circles around a favorite topic for both gals: poop.  

This week dramatically reads some of the lyrics from R. Kelly's recent 19 minute long song, "I Admit" and attempts to look up the term "sex slave" in the dictionary. Julie brings her grossest story yet #keisha Also discussed: Buffalo Wild Wings, jogging suits, and cat fights.

In this episode special guest star Liz Barker Olds identifies the true definition of bookkeeping, and beautifully weaves two wild love stories into one twisted tale. Ever heard of Sybil? Julie tells us the backstory and how it may have involved a unique kind of "love" between just two personalities. Other topics include Pappy the Bloated Horse, edible nuts, and bits of grandma wisdom such as "Rain before seven, done by eleven."

We welcome special guest star, Jen Tyler, this week who tells us the many ways to prove your love to your partner. Emily tells a story about a Washington State stalker. Join us as we try to untangle the many mysteries of Jen Tyler Day 2k18. Don't forgot to visit Annual Podcasts at www.annualpodcasts.com to find more hilarious content, and help us grow our network by visiting www.patreon.com/TheAnnual.

Julie tells the brutal mid-90's murder tale of Shanda Sharer, while Emily tells of historic pen pals in love, David Hurd and Avril Caton. Other topics include adults drinking milk, bikini waxes, puppies, and Emily's on-going search for the perfect (or merely adequate, as the move-in date looms) roommate.

Content Warning: We want to inform our listeners that this episode contains discussion of suicide from 10:29-25:49, and acknowledge that topic may be disturbing or triggering to some listeners. Listener discretion is advised. This week Emily tells a story of a couple who coached others in how to live their best life, but met a tragic end themselves. Julie relates the romantic tale of sideshow love awarded "The Strangest Married Couple" in 1938. May all of us weirdoes find our matching weirdoes and live happily ever after.

In this special xCROSSOVERx episode of TGALS, Thom and Trevor of Now Available on Video Cassette tell the story of the Space Diaper feat. Lisa Nowak. Julie and Emily tell the real love story of the film "Adrift", out this summer. Spoilers!

In this Episode Julie his us with a twofer: she certainly is going to talk about grandparents, and she certainly is going to talk about cannibalism. Are the topics related? Tune in to find out. Emily cheats and tells a story about a Polish woman buried alive by her rude fiance who found her too dull. Other topics include Radio Disney, Emily's poor life decisions, and hot dog noises.

This week in love, Emily tells the love story of Daniel Genis and Petra Szabo - surprise: no murder! And Julie talks about a woman with a penchant for partnerships with a suspicious age gap. The girls also discuss the awkwardness of senior portraits (check our instagram!), their upcoming beach vacation, and whether or not the USSR sank in 1991.

You asked for it, and you've waited patiently - this episode we FINALLY tell you Julie's very own love story. No murder, no moleste, no kidnapping (okay, maybe a little). This week we tell you how Julie trapped and married Scott Monroe, and why Emily chaperoned their first date and then rolled down a mountain to attend their wedding covered in pine needles, and much, much more. Listen in for this very American love story that is very close to our hearts.

Julie brings us a story of BFF love with a twist from her home state of WV, while Emily talks about Dating Game Killer Rodney Alcala and the woman who narrowly escaped his brutal games: Cheryl Bradshaw. For the first time ever, the girls are recording from the same room! The girls also cover the WV Teachers' Strike, crab meat insides, the time Julie sat in the audience of The Maury Povich Show, and Emily's new identity as a cancer survivor. Remember kids: Groups of 3 - LET IT BE.

This week on TGALS, Emily and Julie explore uncharted waters. Julie tells us about a very scary scuba diving trip, while Emily aims to not bum out the audience by presenting a story about REAL love. You're not gonna wanna miss this one, folks. BONUS CONTENT: Julie rehashes the events that led to the disappearance of her eyebrows.

In this episode, Emily talks about DC area natives' tragic love story, separation and unfortunate shared fate. Julie discusses two catfish getting divorced. Featured on this episode: both an explanation of how kidnapping ransoms work, casino love, and Julie reveals her two favorite versions of Rosie O'Donnell.

A very special holiday episode! Julie and Emily interview premiere Judaism scholar Dr. Professor Noah "Barry" Levinson. We take listeners' questions, finally learn how to spell Hanukkah, and throw in a quick lesson in the top Yiddish phrases you need to know for this holiday season. Spoiler alert: Hanukkah is NOT the Jewish Christmas. This episode is for the "Jew-curious" Christmas celebrators out there.

This week, the girls join you in your shower as Emily explores the nightmarish hellscape of the Jaycee Dugard case and her otherworldly motherly love. Julie discusses vintage love: Tillie Klimeck's intense obsession with Ruff-on-Rats.

This week Julie and Emily take it all the way back to the 1960's to discuss an unlikely interspecies love affair born within a psychonaut's linguistic experiment. Julie brings up the caboose with a story about a big squeeze.

This week Julie tells a story about a mother's love that went too far, the girls try to remember the word "methadone", and Emily deeply and uncomfortably defines mechaphilia. If watched and enjoyed the popular television show Nightrider, get ready to feel real weird. If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate, review and subscribe on the Podcast App for iPhone to help others discover our podcast!

If you love 90's SNL and or space travel, this episode is a must-listen. Also included: a brief, potty break intermission in which Julie and Emily discuss a mystery pooper. Even though this podcast contains poop humor, make no mistake, this episode is not for young ears. Listener's discretion is advised.

Join Julie & Emily for the first ever episode of THE GREAT AMERICAN LOVE STORY. What happens love your lover so much you'd drag their corpse in a little red wagon back to your house after their death? Ever wondered what lonely hearts did before Tinder? And, the question on everyone's mind: what DO the public know about love?! Find out this week on THE GREAT AMERICAN LOVE STORY. tgalspodcast@gmail.com released October 24, 2017.