The Horror Virgin

“The monkey is basically Tommy Lee, and I'm sick of pretending not to notice.”This week's most unhinged horror movie is... The Monkey. This film has everything: An electric detonation, A stripper face reveal that will blow your mind, and a haunted toy chimp that was just following orders. If you love flamethrower pawn shops, placenta-fueled twin rage, and Planet of the Apes energy with zero restraint, this episode's for you!What did you all think of our episode on The Monkey?Tell us on our Socials @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramHelp Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginUp Next: Sinners (2025)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

“He's made of knife.” This week's slimiest horror movie is... Terminator 2: Judgment Day. This film has everything: a corrupted Windows version of Gollum, a reality where John Connor skips leading the resistance and just lives his best life frothing lattes at a Glendale café, and a robot so anatomically gifted he can slice a sandwich with his knife-dick like he's the deli manager at Skynet Whole Foods. If you love liquid metal weirdos, alternate destinies, and phallic cutlery, this episode's for you!What did you all think of our episode on Terminator 2?Tell us on our Socials @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramHelp Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginUp Next: The Monkey 2 (2025)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Psytopics is like R&B Dianetics."This week's most unapologetically anti-fascist horror movie is... Freaky Tales. This film has everything: A Scott Pilgrim-style street brawl between punks and Nazis, a soft-spoken supervillain who can make a lisp sound menacing, and Sleepy Floyd, a samurai warrior who dunks on racists AND slices them in half. If you love magical realism, anarchist justice, and movies that ask, “What if vibes were weapons?”, this episode's for you.What did you all think of our episode on Freaky Tales?Tell us on our Socials @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramHelp Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginUp Next: TERMINATOR 2 (1991)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

“You have the right to remain charming. Anything you say can and will be used to make me blush.”This week's most romantically unhinged horror movie is... Heart Eyes. This film has everything: A vineyard that produces a very bloody red, A killer throuple, And a masked maniac who forces a DTR mid-murder. If you love rom-com tropes, blood-soaked meet-cutes, and horror villains who demand emotional clarity, this episode's for you!What did you all think of our episode on Heart Eyes?Tell us on our Socials @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramHelp Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginUp Next: Freaky Tails (2025)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

“Clyde is like child Hitler.”This week's most unhinged horror movie is… Pet Sematary 2. This film has everything: A stepdad who swings between “respect your mother” and “shoot the family dog” energy, a cat lover who will go full Liam Neeson on anyone who touches her pet, and Anthony Edwards navigating a love scene that takes a hard left into beastial nightmare territory. If you love dead pets, unhinged dads, and movies that make you scream “WAIT, IS HE HAVING SEX WITH A DOG?!,” this episode's for you!What did you all think of our episode on Pet Sematary II?Tell us on our Socials @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramHelp Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginUp Next: Heart Eyes (2025)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's like watching a commercial for the board game Mouse Trap."This week's craziest horror movie is… Final Destination 3. This film has everything: a Rube Goldberg Grim Reaper, the strangest public transportation premonition to date, and the best porn name outside of porn ever... Full Stop. If you love improbable physics, theme parks with anatomically correct devil statues, and a franchise that leans in to elaborate kills, this episode's for you!What did you all think of our episode on Final Destination 3?Tell us on our Socials @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramHelp Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginUp Next: Pet Sematary 2 (1992)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"She got hit so hard with a volleyball, she got sent into the ghost realm."This week's most unhinged horror movie is... Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2.This film has everything: A Pandora's box hidden in a room full of capes, The most haunted art class ever, And a ghost kiss so terrible, it blows up her headstone. If you love chaotic prom energy, haunted horses, and movies that answer the question “who packed this much evil into one trunk?”—this episode's for you!What did you all think of our episode on Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2?Tell us on our Socials @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramHelp Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginUp Next: Final Destination 3 (2006)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"You can't breathe through your butthole."This week's scariest horror movie is... A Quiet Place Part II. This film has everything: A baby in a Moses basket with a scuba mask, Emily Blunt flooding yet another basement like it's her post-apocalyptic hobby, And a pirate radio station broadcasting nothing but Bobby Darin. If you love soundproof babies, damp trauma, and end-of-the-world DJs with a flair for the dramatic, this episode's for you!What did you all think of our episode on A Quiet Place 2?Tell us on our Socials @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramHelp Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginUp Next: Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 (1987)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Tell me more about the time you used the dildo medicinally.”This week's scariest movie is... Smile 2. This movie has everything: A Flatliners-style shock therapy plan that says “trauma, but make it crispy,” proof that Voss Water that might actually be a sinister organization, And a setup for Smile 3 where a stadium full of cursed teenage girls starts the smilepocalypse. If you love movies that fake you out with Pizza Hut metaphors and then kick you RIGHT in the feelings, this episode's for you!What did you all think of our episode on Smile 2?Tell us on our Socials @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramHelp Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginUp Next: A Quiet Place 2 (2020)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"If your husband comes back from the woods with a virus, just pack a bag and go."This week's slimiest horror movie is... Slither. This film has everything: a man so nice they infected him twice, A small-town countdown to deer season, and a "Backter" reveal that will blow your mind. If you love parasitic slugs, small-town chaos, and family values warped by alien hive minds, this episode's for you!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramUp Next: Smile 2 (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"If you want it to be less formal, you're gonna have to take off the fucks-edo."This weeks scariest movie is... Night of the Comet. This movie has everything. A retail uprising led by Stockboy Willie, the patron saint of mall trauma, Survivors who were clearly chosen by Zordon for their teenage attitude and excellent hair, and a sexy comet that turns everyone into glittery Himalayan sea salt. If you love post-apocalyptic mall chaos, Power Rangers logic, and sparkly extinction events, this episode's for you!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramUp Next: Slither (2006)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"What if we turn on the death machine that gives us boners?"This week's horniest horror movie is... From Beyond. This film has everything: a scientist who accidentally builds a machine that unlocks the horny dimension, a sentient nut sack villain with a brain-dick, and Ken Foree fighting interdimensional monsters… in nothing but a Speedo. If you love cosmic horror, body horror, and movies that make you say, "Wait, does this need more sex or less?", this episode's for you!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramUp Next: Night of the Comet (1984)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Climb, girl, climb!"This weeks scariest movie is.... Night of the Demons. This movie has everything, A funeral home with a terrible backstory, a Spooky Strobe light Burlesque, and a hidden compartment you never saw coming. So grab your boombox, avoid mirrors, and for the love of God—CLIMB, GIRL, CLIMB!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramUp Next: From Beyond (1986)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"I do declare, your smoked meats are superior."This weeks Scariest movie is.... Motel Hell. This movie has everything. A motel that may or may not double as a swingers' paradise. A meat-smoking entrepreneur whose meats get way too many sexual compliments. 50 Cent's lost Halloween album, Rump Scare. A philosophical debate on whether vegans would eat people if they were planted like vegetables. It's Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets Top Chef meets the world's most unsettling farm-to-table experience. So grab a Slim Jim (or maybe don't), because it takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramUp Next: Motel Hell (1980)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Never follow a billionaire to a second location unless they don't know you're following them."This week's scariest movie is Blink Twice. This movie has everything: sinister billionaires, mind-wiping perfume, and Channing Tatum's suspicious new teeth.If you've ever wondered, “Is this CEO trying to kill everyone… OR just me?” while staring longingly out a rainy window—this film is for you.We break down the Rules for Dealing with Billionaires, admire Tanning Chatham's commitment to rich guy menace, and pitch the greatest reality show never made: Hot Survivor Bitches.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramUp Next: Motel Hell (1980)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"I got dick'ed down so bad that I moved."This weeks scariest movie was... Vampire in Brooklyn. This movie has everything: a toothy prince looking for his queen, an ancient supernatural bachelor patiently waiting for his best friend's kid to grow up so he can shoot his immortal shot, and a Scream connections you'll never see coming. Will Todd survive this bizarre Coming to America meets Dracula fever dream? Will Paige convince us that this movie is secretly amazing? And most importantly, how does one get dick down so bad they have to relocate? Tune in and find out!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramUp Next: Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Arguably a better ending than Scream!"This film has everything: ghostface killers, a group of teens so clueless they make actual horror protagonists look like geniuses, and pop culture references so 2000s they should come with a dial-up modem. If you love slashers, satire, and comedy that hits way harder than it should, this episode's for you!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramUp Next: Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Going Super Saiyan, for Jesus"This week's hottest movie is... The Deliverance. This film has everything: a struggling single mother, children befriending demonic music producers, and Glenn Close delivering lines that will haunt your dreams. You've got the demonization of the social safety net, possessions, and an exorcism featuring Holy gibberish. If you're into supernatural thrillers that blend family drama with a side of 'Did that just happen?', this episode's for you!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and InstagramUp Next: Scary Movie (2000)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

“More like Orphan: 5th Kill.”This week's hottest movie is... Orphan: First Kill. This film has everything: Isabelle Fuhrman in the “role of a lifetime”, a rich family with deeply questionable instincts, and Julia Stiles going absolutely feral. You've got identity theft, murder cover-ups that escalate at record speed, and a twist so insane it makes the original movie look like a PBS special. If you love horror that takes a hard left turn into chaos, this episode's for you!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Deliverance (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's like the story of the Phoenix had a baby with Persephone"This week's hottest movie is... Revenge (2017). This film has everything: a luxury desert getaway, a fearless heroine, and revenge so brutal it it features a blood slip and slide. If you're into neon-drenched vengeance, stomach-churning gore, and men learning the hard way not to underestimate a woman, this episode's for you!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Orphan: First Kill (2022)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"TRAINS CAN ONLY GO ONE DIRECTION!!!"This week's hottest movie is... Species. This film has everything: a genetically engineered alien-human hybrid, a crack team of scientists, mercenaries, as well as a man who has access to his feelings, and Natasha Henstridge as a seductive alien with a tounge she can't wait to shove through the back of your head. If you're into sci-fi thrillers with body horror, questionable ethical decisions, and more goo than a slime factory, this episode's for you!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Revenge (2017)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"M3GAN FOX!!!"This week's hottest movie is... Subservience. This film has everything: a struggling father , an AI assistant who can't wait to ease his pain, and a movie that ignores everything that is interesting in the movie. If you're into sci-fi thrillers that make you question if having sex with a lifelike Nanny-bot is cheating, this episode's for you!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Species (1995)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Sometimes movie sets be haunted, you guys"This week's hottest movie is... The Exorcism (2024). This film has everything: a washed-up actor, a daughter questioning if her father's demons are literal or figurative, and a reveal so disappointing we were legit sad when it happened. If you're into meta-horror that makes you question what's real, this episode's for you!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Subservience (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week's hottest movie is... Heretic. This film has everything: two Mormon missionaries, a sinister, and a house would make H. H. Holmes jealous. You've got theological debates that escalate faster than Todd can bring up he was raised the in LDS Church and Paige droping tons of cult knowledge. If you're into faith-based thrillers that test the limits of belief, you won't want to miss this!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Exorcism (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's the "Baby Driver" of this type of movies"This week's hottest movie is... The First Omen. This film has everything: a young American nun sent to a Roman orphanage, sinister conspiracies lurking in the Vatican's shadows, and a quest to prevent the birth of the Antichrist. If you're into supernatural horror that intertwines faith and fear, this episode's for you!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Heretic (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Doctore is, possibly a god, or Iron Man""This week's hottest movie is... Jason X. This movie has everything: a frozen killer resurrected in space, a spaceship with worse security than a convenience store, and futuristic teenagers who still make terrible decisions (thank god). If you're into slashers with a sci-fi twist and body counts higher than the spaceship's oxygen levels, this episode's for you!"Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The First Omen (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's always the person you most suspect"This week's hottest movie is... MaXXXine. This movie has everything: neon-soaked 1980s chaos, VHS tapes with a body count, and Mia Goth delivering a performance so intense it could melt a Walkman. If you're into slasher flicks with a synthwave soundtrack and enough twists to snap a Rubik's Cube, this episode's for you!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The First Omen (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"This movie changed my live"This week's hottest movie is... The Rocky Horror Picture Show. This movie has everything: a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania, a tap dance break, and a muscle-bound creation named Rocky who's more Ken doll than Frankenstein. You've got shadowy castles, eccentric guests who burst into song at the drop of a top hat, and audience callbacks so iconic they're practically their own character. If you're ready to do the Time Warp again, this episode's for you!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Maxxxine (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Remember. You are Pod"This week's hottest movie is... The Substance. This film has everything: a fading Hollywood starlet, a black-market serum, and a younger doppelgänger with a mind of her own. You've got body horror that Cronenberg would be proud of, and Demi Moore delivering a performance so fierce it could cut diamonds. If you're into twisted tales that hold up a mirror to society, you'l love this movie.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"The subtext is so loud it's all you see on the screen"This week's hottest movie is... I Saw the TV Glow. This movie has everything: eerie late-night broadcasts, friendships forged in the flicker of static, and a metaphor so obvious it is impossible to miss. If you've ever wondered what happens when the line between TV and reality gets scrambled, tune in to this wild ride. We're joined by the fantastic Joe Kaye (@joecharleskaye) to help us unpack this mind-bending tale—so grab your popcorn and don't adjust your set!"Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: I Saw The TV Glow (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"His leg's didn't seem all that long"This week's hottest movie is... LongLegs. This movie has everything: a serial killer, detectives who solve crimes by flashlight alone, and cryptic notes that look like they were written by a the Zodiac. You've got unsettling alleyways, ominous shadowy figures, and a murder mystery so twisted it could use a chiropractor. If you're into spine-tingling thrills with a side of legroom envy, you won't want to miss our deep dive into LongLegs!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: I Saw The TV Glow (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"I almost shit myself"This week's hottest movie is... Alien: Romulus. This movie has everything: acid-spewing xenomorphs, a terrifying spaceship, and space colonists whose survival instincts are questionable, at best. Join us, alongside Chris Demarais from Good Morning From Hell and Tales for the Stinky Dragon, as we unravel the extraterrestrial chaos and fight to keep our lunches down!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Alien: Romulus (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"On the wings of love!!!!"This week's hottest movie is... Lisa Frankenstein. This movie has everything: reanimated corpses, Cole Sprouse as a Victorian boyfriend, and neon-lit graveyards. Plus, Lisa gives her undead crush a makeover that involves spray paint and a leather jacket—because, Colin, what's true love without a little body modification? If you love movies that blend campy horror with teen romance, you'll probably love this one. We hope you at least love our episode on it.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Alien: Romulus (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"The one where Paige watched the wrong movie"This week's hottest movie is... Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers. This movie has everything: creepy old houses, chase scenes in an attic, telepathy, and a scene where Dr. Loomis literally uses a child as bait to trap Michael. There's also a mysterious ‘Man in Black' who keeps lurking around, setting up more sequels than anyone asked for. We hope you enjoy this hilarious look at Halloween 5!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Alien: Romulus (2024)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's Blade, Ryan Reynolds, and Jessica (not Alba). "This week's hottest movie is... Blade: Trinity. This movie has everything: a vampire apocalypse, a wisecracking vampire hunter, and a laser bow. Oh, And did I mention Dracula shapeshifts and runs shirtless through the desert? If you love vampire hunters who 30 seconds of screen time loading songs on to her first generation iPod during fights, you'll enjoy the hell out of this wild movie.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"A Movie so Mikey that Mikey had to guest"This week's hottest movie is... Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead. This movie has everything: brain-drilling silver spheres, undead looters, psychic links, and Reggie the ex-ice cream man wielding a quad barrel shotgun. If you love action-horror with a side of dimension-hopping, you'll adore this crazy movie.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Blade: Trinity (2004)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Who let this dude have a daughter?!?"This week's hottest movie is... Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare. This movie has everything: exploding heads, dream demons, and Freddy Krueger wielding a Nintendo Power Glove. There's even a surprise family reunion—because guess what? Freddy has a daughter! If you love movies that don't know if they want to be horror or comedy, you'll love this crazy ride.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Did they person who wrote this movie not know what Scat is?"This week's hottest movie is... The Faculty. This movie has everything: parasitic aliens, caffeine-based drugs, mind controlled athletes , and Jon Stewart as a possessed biology teacher. Plus, Josh Hartnett's character, Zeke, is a god. (AKA Seal Team One). If you love movies where a ragtag group of teens team up to save the world, you'll love The Faculty.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Freaky Friday the 13th"This week's hottest movie is... Freaky from 2020. This movie has everything: body swaps, murderous mayhem, high school drama, and Vince Vaughn acting like a teenage girl trying to dodge death by midnight. If you love a mix of slasher kills and laugh-out-loud comedy, you'll love this movie and episode.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Faculty (1998)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Sebastian Stan is doing the most and I love it"This week's hottest movie is... The Covenant from 2006. This movie has everything: family secrets, shirtless brooding, and powers that age you like old cheese. It's a wild battle between two rich kids that feels familiar but also extremely inaccessible in the best way possible. We loved this crazy movie and hope you will too.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Freaky (2020)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Jason spends zero actual time in hell"This week's hottest movie is... Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday. This movie has everything: exploding heads, a gremlin heart, and a cameo from Freddy Krueger's glove. Plus, there's a magical dagger that can actually send Jason to Hell—because apparently, all this time, Jason's been more Supernatural than Slasher. Join us, and our resident Friday the 13th expert Jonathan Watkns, while we break down Jason Goes to Hell.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Covenant (2006)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"There is a killer on the dance floor"This week's hottest movie is... Prom Night from 1980. This movie has everything: disco dancing in a school gym, a masked killer with a shiny axe, high school secrets, and Leslie Nielsen as the school principal who's way too calm while bodies pile up. Please enjoy our breakdown of this wild movie.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Covenant (2006)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"A Movie so bad ass it became every popular video game"This week's hottest movie is... Battle Royale from 2000. This movie has everything: explosive neck collars, psychotic schoolgirls with scythes, emotional breakdowns, and a teacher who's committed to the brutal murder of his students. If you like you horror's chalked full of metaphor coupled with badass imagery you are going to love this movie.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Prom Night (1980)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Tina is a Shakespearian level character"This week's hottest movie is... The Final Girls. This movie has everything: time travel, scream queens, machete-wielding maniacs, tearful mother-daughter moments, and a killer that is on the hunt for boobies. If you love genre-bending films with a heartwarming twist, you'll lovre this movie and episode!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Final Girls (2015)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"This movie has weird values"This week's strangest movie is... Knock at the Cabin. This movie has everything: A cabin in the woods, harrowing choices, and a real "will they/Won't they" about whether they will allow this family to live. Enjoy our episode on Knock at the Cabin.Help Dan Kirk: (GoFundMe):https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-dan-kirk-with-als-medical-expensesHelp Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Final Girls (2015)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's like Paige can't get enough Dick Ripping Movies"This week's hottest movie is... Hostel: Part II from 2007. This movie has everything: deranged businessmen with a taste for blood, attack dogs trained to murder Todd, and a twisted auction that makes it clear that anyone with a bigger bank account can save themselves by killing you. it's a scary movie with a terrible message about class.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Knock at the Cabin (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's a weird gory porno"This week's hottest movie is... Piranha 3DD from 2012. This movie has everything: a sexy water park called 'Big Wet,' a stepfather so evil and horny you'd think he was a thorn from Maleficent rose garden, and fake legs that really kick. This movie is so wild it's amazing we weren't just shouting at each other for the entire time.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Hostel: Part 2 (2007)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's Spooky Law and Order"This week's hottest movie is... The Exorcism of Emily Rose from 2005. This movie has everything: demonic possessions, Cat Attacks, and a dad who gets Horse kicked. This movie laughs in the face of our legal system and makes up it's own rules. And we love it. We are also joined by the one and only Michael McMillian (True Blood/The Hills Have Eyes 2). Enjoy!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: Piranha 3DD (2012)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"It's a weird Indiana Jones Horror Movie"This week's hottest movie is... The Nun 2. This movie has everything: haunted catacombs, demonic possessions, and a heroic Sister Irene, once again facing off against the terrifying Valak. If you are into Goats and haunted magazine stands you are gonna love it! Also. this episode features Sammy Smart, and how could you not love that!Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"I'd kill everyone in this building to charge my son's iPad"Join the gang this week, and very special guest Eli Bosnick (from God Awful Movies) as we break down The Exorcist: Believer. This movie has everything: demonic possessions, eerie séances, and a cameo by the iconic Linda Blair as Regan. We hope you enjoy this 2 and a half hour look at this wild Exorcist Sequel.Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Nun 2 (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Not all miracles are divine."This week's hottest movie is... Immaculate from 2024. This movie has everything: a devout American nun, a spooky convent, secret catacombs, creepy rituals, and an "Immaculate conception" gone horribly wrong. Grab your rosaries and prepare for a nightmare!For more from Rachel Scanlon go to: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/And follow her @rachelscanloncomedyHelp Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirginWhat did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter InstagramUp Next: The Exorcist: Believer (2023) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.