The Wizard Scroll

'Recess... Recess Never Changes' was written and produced by Brady Flanagan as part of Dialogue Fest! Join the Voice Support Community - VSC Discord Server today! Starring Chris Bauso as David & David's Inner Monologue Eliza R as Jonathan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AKA the one where Daniel sells out... *Originally published 11/20/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Starring Gavin Reiser as Daniel Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize Various Mascots as Themselves Songs used: s t e a m w o r k s- Equip ; Character Select- Super Smash Bros Melee OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The complete second season of everyone's favorite sitcom starring a wizard and a mortal man... 'Wizards? In MY City??? More likely than you think!' *Originally published between August 2023 & December 2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Starring Gavin Reiser as Daniel Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize Featuring Jon Anderson as several FBI Agents Songs used: s t e a m w o r k s , d r e a m c o r r i d o r , Outside the Gates, Another Way In (SEWERS), Ancient Ivy Atrium, Coral Chamber, CLOUD GENERATOR, Alchemist's Corridor, The Dream Begins (Outside the Gates),Turquoise Lounge & Shadowed Cavern- Equip ; Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Pizza Deluxe- Pizza Tower OST ; Live Report- Toby Fox ; Juicy Streets- nenor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Squid Ludwig has barged into my house to record tales of Immortals & Diseased Growths! Also, WareWolfBarmitzvah is in my walls and his story is pretty good too... *Originally published 3/25/2025 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, NEW GAIA (2018), Geodesic, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Clips used: Le Nostre Stelle part 2 | Omega Star 7 ; WH34: Talk Shows & :theboy: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE SCIENCE PAPER is a podcast where I read a science paper to you for your... entertainment? Links to everything: linktr.ee/thewizardscroll This week we're taking a look at A hybrid calibration approach to Hertz‐type contact parameters for discrete element models written by Tongming Qu, Yuntian Feng, Tingting Zhao & Min Wang. Songs used: New GAIA (World Map), Opening Credits, Shadowed Cavern, Alchemist's C-o-r-r-i-d-o-r, CLOUD GENERATOR, D U N G E O N & LICHEN ENCRUSTED CHAMBER- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out A Pint of Cthulhu wherever fine podcasts are found! The Waffle Brothel House is abuzz with patrons this fine Moonsday eve. Four new faces have just rolled into town looking for food, fun, fornication, or perhaps some combination of the three... This is their story. This episode was made possible by the TTRPG system Space Kings, developed by Kevin Cole and SuperTry Studios. Featuring Jon as Frankenphone Matt as Darth Kermitus Sorin as Anne Gore Flower as Ragnor Seymore Links to everything: linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: NEW GAIA (2018), Meta Crystal, Wholehearted Elation & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Forest Tavern- SynFantasy Vol3 ; Spanish Ladies- HillTopTrio ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Fire and Ice- Alon Peretz ; Slightly Ov- Art Against Agony ; Metal Crusher, Oh My..., Death by Glamour, CORE & Power of NEO- Toby Fox Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am joined by Ben Mills & WareWolfBarmitzvah in da boothssy for tales of Boiled Pantalones and Squimping. I wonder who could have possibly suggested those prompts... *Originally published 3/11/2025 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors (COLLAPSE), CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Beatles superfan / audiobook narrator / friend Scott R McKinley joins me in the booth to chat about his passion for all things Beatles, history, audiobooks, audio dramas, and other things as well. *Originally published 12/24/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Check out Peculiar Radio! Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Clips used: Ba Humbug: A Space Christmas Carol ; THE SOMETIME SOMEWHERE SPECIAL I | Omega Star 7 ; Run like the wind! | The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XIV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today on Wizard Hang, I sit down and chat with the Diva of 19 Nocturne Boulevard, Julie Hoverson! Join us as we meander from topic to topic & discuss Julie's vast variety of content, both released & otherwise. *Originally published 12/10/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Join the 19 Nocturne Boulevard Discord Server! Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Clips used: El Rollo del Mago (Wizard Scroll en Español) ; 19 Nocturne Boulevard English vs German Dub Comparison ; "Wake The Fuck Up, Samurai. We Have a City To Burn" Johnny Silverhand | CyberPunk2077 ; Jesse Cox Plays with Himself ; CohhCarnage Meets His Character In Cyberpunk 2077 For The First Time ; WH18: Chris & Allan's Excellent Adventure ; Calculon - Dramatic... PAUSE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Acclaimed author WareWolfBarmitzvah returns to the booth for tales of Muscles & Limp Bizkit! Join us as we regale one-another with our respective magnum opus-es complete with deep, complex characters, altruistic protagonists, & prompts that are not at all shoehorned in. *Originally published 11/26/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Cave Dungeon, CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Clips used: The Tide's Coming In | Spongebob Clips Ahoy! ; He Made Me Experience High Tide | AreaEightyNine Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this most hallowed of eves, I am joined in the spooky woods by my friends Ace, Jon & Umbriel as we ride out the night by the fire... *Originally published 10/31/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Dating Tense!, Dating Start! & Dating Fight!- Toby Fox ; God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen- Bishara Haroni ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Clips used: Zombies ate my Podcast! (part 1) | Time Wasters Association Today ; Preserving Life in Time of Famine | JW Audio Drama Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Squid Ludwig & I convene at the local Denny's establishment to partake in witty banter and subpar food, all while being utter nusiancess to every other patron at the place... *Originally published 10/29/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Check out The Unlocked Door and/or Dad Lit! Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, New GAIA (2018), CURSEBREAKER X Theme, SHOP (New Inventory!), Shadowed Cavern, SHADOW DANCER, Dire Dire Docks (from Mario 64), Druids Encounter & CLOUD GENERATOR- Equip ; Meraki & WIS-13- Amie Waters ; SHOP KEEPS SUITE- doseone ; Han-Tyumi the Confused Cyborg- King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard ; Mt Bristle- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Clips used: The Twilight Zone: 9+10 | Solid JJ ; The Denny's Grand Slam | Live Without ; Zombies ate my Podcast! (part 1) | Time Wasters Association Today ; Equinox: Star Harvest | No Return ; THE VESTIGE IV | Omega Star 7 ; Episode 110 | Seminar ; Episode 110 Commentary | Seminar Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fellow audio drama creator / voice actor Jess McCoy joins me in the booth for a nice chat about our Audacity overlords, Invader Zim, Snu Snu & her upcoming project Clone Array! *Originally published 10/15/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Clips used: We're the Parsexxx Baby! | Omega Star 7 ; Fnaf 1 Night 1 Call ; Dark Harvest | Invader Zim ; Bad Bad Rubber Piggy | Invader Zim ; Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Shark Tank Extra ; Gargoyles Trailer | Clone Array ; WAYFARER 8 - Riding on Stars | Omega Star 7 ; Death by Snu Snu | Futurama ; Gavin & Rol proof of concept | Clone Array Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My good gooblin Gavin Reiser returns from his extended hibernation and joins me in the booth for a spot of reminiscing... *Originally published 10/1/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Druids Encounter, s t e a m w o r k s, Coral Chamber, CLOUD GENERATOR, Alchemist's Corridor & Another Way In (SEWERS)- Equip ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Pizza Deluxe- Pizza Tower OST ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Clips used: That Time OJ Simpson Had a Reality Show | Quinton Reviews ; OJ Simpson Stabbing Vine ; Run, Forrest, Run! Scene | Movieclips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Professional animator Alain Seguin joins me in the booth for a nice discussion about projects he's worked on and the animation industry as a whole. *Originally published 9/17/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Clips used: Bob's Burgers uncensored outtakes ; Conan the Cimmerian - Fan Tribute by Alain Seguin ; The Simpsons - Oh I've Wasted My Life ; Unlikely Arthur Crossovers - PBG Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

M Jeffery Howard joins me this week on Wizard Hang and shares his life story. And let me tell you this man has truly done it all. *Originally published 9/3/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pulitzer nominated writers Ace D Wizard & Strawberry Porg join me in the booth as we regale one another with tales of Comets & Temples. *Originally published 8/20/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors COLLAPSE, CEMETERY MOONGLOW & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Rusted- Phineas and Ferb OST ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt (mastermind behind A Pint of Cthulhu) joins me in the booth from across the pond to discuss various internet videos, the creative process & other things as well. *Originally published 8/6/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hail, squires! Allow me, Jon & Hersheez the not so Wize to regale you all with another round of stories! This time our prompts were Dragons & 19 Dollar Fortnite Card. Don't ask how that became a prompt (it was me teehee) *Originally published 6/23/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors, CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Chug Jug with You- Leviathan ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I have journeyed about 3 towns over to record at my friend SquidLudwig's house, as we (& WareWolfBarmitzvah!) regale you with tales of Talk Shows and :theboy:! *Originally published 6/9/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, New GAIA (2018), CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Hip Shop & Metal Crusher- Toby Fox ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Story Squires writing club is back for another round of tales! Featuring Ace D Wizard & WareWolfBarmitsvah (aka Wolfjob)! *Originally published 6/25/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, New GAIA (2018), CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & LIGHTBRINGER OBTAINED- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tune into my sabbatical with the one and only Qracle as we discuss our various creative works... *Originally published 6/11/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME- Equip ; Azataz IS Your Wizard & Night Egg- Qracle ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Acclaimed New Jersey Webfest winner Drew Frohmann joins me in the booth to compare and contrast production styles... *Originally published 5/28/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Check out Sorry About the Murder! Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & New GAIA (2018)- Equip ; Kahoot Lobby Music ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Up & coming Swedish podcaster Pelle Frid enters the booth to have a chat about George Lopez among other things. Then we table read a script I had written about Dice & Latrines... *Originally published 5/14/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors, Druids Encounter & LIGHTBRINGER OBTAINED- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liam Smith (aka WareWolfBarmitzvah aka Wolfjob) has returned to the booth to share with us all a wholesome family story about a man's quest to the mystical realm of Yonkers. Then I regale you with the continuation of a fan-favorite Wizard of Oz parody that will make you smile :) *Originally published 4/30/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Identity, Druids Encounter & Ancient Ivy Atrium- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kier Zhou (mastermind behind the No Return podcast) joins me in the booth for a spot of tea and crumpets as we discuss a swathe of topics, from audiodramas to the humble game of cricket... Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Home Town & CEMETERY MOONGLOW- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Azataz the Wize is confronted by three ghosts who teach him the error of his ways... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. This episode was produced as part of the Equinox Anthology series, produced by W Kieth Tims. Please support the official release! Starring Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize, DOC & Wronghalf Tim Jennings as Santaur the Jolly Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen AJ Fidalgo as Professor Swampass Scott R McKinley as Headmaster Dumblesnatch Jess McCoy as Schmella & Schmelvin Episode Artwork by Ben Mills Songs used: Another Way In (SEWERS) & Frappe Snowland- Equip ; Chill- Toby Fox ; The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; c a t a p h a t i c- Amie Waters ; No Copyright Music Christmas Instrumental Deep Space Dark Ambience by Bjorn Lynne Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The 2 hour supercut that you never knew you needed is finally here! Quest to the Wizard's Basement parts 1 thru 4 all edited together in one, single, feature length episode! THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Tim Jennings as King Rah'd'ny Gavin Reiser as Daniel & The Riddle Master Umbriel's Shadow as Lord Ovaltine Skyler Giordano as Homunculus #1 (Sweeny) James Hart as Several Homunculi Kier Zhou as Morgan Pamsee Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi PMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James Yevon Songs used (Part 1): WIS-13, Meraki & SN 1054- Amie Waters ; Cloud Generator- Equip ; King K. Rool's theme- Donkey Kong Country OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Bartokani- Dan Zeitune ; Hurry! Hurry! & The Fierce Battle - Final Fantasy V OST ; Goron City- Ocarina of Time OST ; Goron Race- Majora's Mask OST ; Magma Cavern Pit, Mt. Thunder & Mt. Thunder Peak; PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST Songs used (Part 2): SGWB & Dark River- Amie Waters ; Flora Awakens, Heaven, Cloud Generator, Meta Crystal, Another Way In (SEWERS), & Shadowed Cavern- Equip ; Crystal Palace Crawl & Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Darkness Within- Matooma ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Fire Temple- LoZ Tears of the Kingdom OST ; Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Fitches Pulled at Random- Art Against Agony ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies Songs used (Part 3): Palace Dream, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker, Mechanical Labyrinth, & Coral Chamber- Equip ; Slithering Woe- Out of Flux ; In Steezus We Trust- Skyler Giordano ; In Search of Atman- Muma ; Dream Eater & Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Royalty Free Funky Weed Smoking Background Instrumental- Lion Free Music ; Jungle Temple- Jakub Pietras ; Deep Dark Jungle- Rhythm Scott Songs used (Part 4): Agitated Swords- Marco Martini ; Sleepwalker- Semo ; Shark Alert- The Magnetic Buzz ; Dating Start, Dating Fight, Dating Tense, You Idiot, Your Best Nightmare & Finale- Toby Fox ; Save Room Sanctuary, Oneironaut & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Cataphatic- Amie Waters ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

'Work Presentation' was written by Brady Flanagan as part of Spookfest 2024, a collection of goulish monologues from a cavalcade of performers & creators in the audio sphere. Please support the official release! Performance & Sound Design by Chris Bauso Episode Artwork by Rukstar Songs used: Alchemist's Corridor- Equip ; Spring (The Four Seasons)- Antionio Vivaldi ; Thrill of the Full- DoGBeaT ; Fire and Ice- Alon Peretz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Scores are soundly settled on this sensational season finale... OR ARE THEY??? THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi & White Noise Jack Songs used: New GAIA, CLOUD GENERATOR & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; The Duck, She Who Thirsts, Slightly Ov, Salience Bias & Batteries Are for Flashlights Not for Pickups- Art Against Agony ; Wok Like a Cowboy- Ofer Koren ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Rah'd'ny comes face to face with a wily old wizard who offers him a deal too good to pass up. Meanwhile, Krystall's search for the savage gets sidetracked by a sudden downpour of acid rain... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by White Noise Jack Songs used: BREACH IN VICTORY- doseone ; New GAIA, Passage Into The Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Recursive- Qracle ; Quiet and Falling- Lena Raine ; Stickerbrush Symphony- DKC2 OST ; Seal- Jozeque Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Rah'd'ny's bounty is up for grabs! But who will have what it takes to bring him in? THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Himself James Hart as Ita'dik Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts Umbriel's Shadow as Ye Olde Piggly Wiggly's Cashier & Sheriff Skelebones Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA, Alchemist's Corridor, Touchstone & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Attracting Drama- Rhythm Scott ; Thunderwave Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Kickstart My Heart (Doom Style MIDI)- ReMetallicMusic ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Enceladus- Amie Waters ; Boss Battle BGM & Level 3- Golden Axe Arcade OST ; Emerald Hill Zone- Sonic 2 OST ; Wacky Workbench (Present) & Wacky Workbench (Bad Future)- Sonic CD OST ; In the Future- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Black Smoke Red Sun- Qracle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. It's Krystall's first day of magic lessons, though her new teacher's methods are quite unorthodox to say the least... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Check out Mollusk Music today! https://qracle.bandcamp.com/album/mollusc-music Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Graham Capobianco as the Freaking Talking Horse Umbriel's Shadow as the Sorcerer's Slice Employee James Hart as Bobby O Clotworthy Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA, Astral Observatory & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Foreboding- Lux Inspira ; Oddity Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Sneaky Shenanigans- Charlie Ryan ; Pizza Time- Spider Man 2 OST ; Attracting Drama- Rhythm Scott ; Rock A Bye Baby- Kashido ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Axe Dreamer, Neural Hypertrophy, Meloncholy Moon, A Drink of Moonlight & Running on Chrome Sidewalks- Qracle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The city of Pineville has been overrun by skelemen! But it's not all doom and gloom, because they just built a brand new, state of the art Superarena right in the middle of town! THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts James Hart as Ita'dik & Emperor Porkus Gabriel B as Waffle Wench Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny Kier Zhou as Kier the Skeleman Graham Capobianco as Giganticorpse Umbriel's Shadow as Stinkass the Unbeatable & Scruffy the Janitor Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spanish Ladies- HillTopTrio ; The Fire Gate- Alex Grohl ; Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Africana Heat- Anthony Vega ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Royalty Free TV Intro Music ; Radio Loop- Portal OST ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Mystic Mansion- Sonic Heroes OST ; Bloody Tears- Castlevania II OST ; 3000 Miles to Shell City- Spongebob Movie Game OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The eve of the double full moon has finally arrived. Azataz & Krystall are in their fanciest attire as they attend the Lich Queen's royal ball. But will Azataz' plan go according to plan? THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Umbrelei the Lich Queen Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Pre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard, Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson & Strawberry Porg Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA, GATECRASHING, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Feel So Good 71, 75 Forever Freestyle, Highway 1976, The Tale of Tarzan and Jane 1979 & Take Me Higher- WEARETHEGOOD ; Long Elevator- Toby Fox ; Dungeon- Diablo 1 OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. When the Lich Queen crashes the Wiz-Stock festival, only one man has what it takes to put an end to her reign of terror once and for all... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire I Krissi Williams as Orcmarie Orcmire Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Willie D Nelson "Unlucky Man" performed by Ace D Wizard "National Anthem (Peel off your skin edition)" performed by Chris RR Bauso Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Pre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA (2018) & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Vivre Dans Un Reve- The Magnetic Buzz ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble OST ; Tide- Sandy Pierce ; Do You Really Wanna Know; Captain Qubz ; Lemon Popsicle & Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, Palkia's Onslaught, In the Future, Temporal Tower, Sky Peak Final Pass & Mt Bristle- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; We Won't Survive- Assaf Ayalon ; Nowhere- Ziv Moran Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The Black Demon Society rocks the everloving socks off everybody in the Timberfall Tavern. Meanwhile, Krystall meets a peculiar old wizard with a penchant for murder... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Orc Maiden Mark Levins as Farky Mark Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Bang Bang, My Ever After, Real Shit Boi & You Da Devil- Where's Lulu? ; Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy- Ace ; World of Absolutes- Field of Giants ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Warriors of the Past- Taheda ; Crash and Burn- Kissing Candice ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. With news of Umbrelei the Lich Queen's return, Azataz the Wize must now face his greatest challenge yet... Talking to women... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen, Orc Maiden & Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Dwarf Maiden & Gnome Maiden Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA, SHOP, EQUIP Menu & Flora Awakens- Equip ; Merlee's Mansion- Super Paper Mario OST ; Chernoye Ved'ma The Black Witch- Ian Post ; Hip Shop & CORE- Toby Fox ; Young Wild and Alive, Run Away, Take Me Higher & Impossible- WEARETHEGOOD ; At a Medium Pace Instrumental- Stingray Music Karaoke (Original Song by Adam Sandler) ; Bang Bang- Where's Lulu? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Gregorc has finally awoken from his sixty-nine hour coma, aghast at the sight of his new sandy surroundings... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts James Hart as Ita'dik Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Young Pjarts Tim Baljet as Bjorc & the skeleman formerly known as Bjorc Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Town- Diablo 1 OST ; Tutankoopa's Threats, Dry Dry Desert, Dry Dry Desert Oasis, Huff N Puff's Theme & Mysterious Dry Dry Outpost- Paper Mario OST ; Wave Out- Muma ; Slipsand Galaxy- Super Mario Galaxy 2 OST ; Dry Dry Ruins- Mario Kart Wii OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. In the sprawling orc capital city of Wangtown, Gregorc finally manages to lose his virginity, and nothing else important happens I swear... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Homeless Orc Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator & Mime Krissi Williams as Jess'orca Orcly & Female Orc Gavin Reiser as Pirate Orc Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Secret Service Orc Umbriel's Shadow as several orcs Pelle Frid as several orcs Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Mt Horn- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Waltz for Europa- Rex Banner ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; sans, Live Report, Death Report & Anticipation- Toby Fox ; Innocent People Don't Run & Hulullúlulu- Art Against Agony ; Storytime at the Rotten Raccoon- Idokay ; Sinister- CK Martin ; JENOVA- Final Fantasy 7 Remake OST ; My Hero (Foo Fighters) MIDI- MidiFileMan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall arrives at the final sanctum of the Frosted Dungeon and finds the mcguffin! But the abominable beast lurking about won't give it up without a fight... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring: Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Tim Jennings as Santaur Billy Mays as Himself Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Starjump- Lena Raine ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies ; Mystifying Forest- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Danger- Final Fantasy V OST ; Bullet Hell Yes, What the Lead Lord Reap & Hulk Melting- doseone ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Winter Bliss- Castle Crashers OST ; Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town, Shop & Snowy- Toby Fox Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Krystall Everfall quests her way through the Frosted Dungeon, deep in the heart of Mount Schytcicle, in search of a most powerful mcguffin indeed... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring: Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gavin Reiser as the Trolls Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: New GAIA, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spirit of Hospitality, Checking In, In the Mirror, Heart of the Mountain & Prologue- Lena Raine ; Mt. Freeze, Mt. Freeze Peak & Dream Eater- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Circus Minute- Orion Williams; Shop Keep's Suite- Enter the Gungeon OST ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Waterfall Cave- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Metal Crusher, Here We Are & Amalgam- Toby Fox ; Fun Fun Fun- Dimitrix Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The three high elves put the 'trip' in road trip as they cruise through the realm of Drakkus. The E.V.I.L. Emperor Maliceguy is holding a hearing on dank moss at the palace, and it's up to our heroes to get that most odious herb legalized once and for all... Starring Chris Bauso as Shawn Gavin Reiser as Marrikoth Sky Fieri as Kai Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Outlaw Rockers- CustomMelody ; Factory Panic & Meta Crystal- Equip ; Iceberg Lab, Classroom Chaos (Cortex), N. Brio and N. Tropy, Rusty Walrus Chase & Dingodile- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Spider Dance- Toby Fox ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Hell- Diablo 1 OST ; it was not death, for i stood up- Amie Waters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Wronghalf the reverse-centaur is tasked with delivering a fanny-pack full of letters to Santaur in time for Christmas. Though his lack of arms, hooves and a torso aren't making things easy for him… THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Thank you to Dumbgeons & Dragons for sponsoring today's episode! Featuring Umbriel's Shadow as Steve D.T. Carel as Peter Tim Jennings as The Chieftan Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Goblin #2 Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: New GAIA, Oedo Town, DUNGEON, Outside the Gates, Skytrot & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Family Guy MIDI- KohiHD ; Goron Village & Chase- LoZ Majora's Mask OST ; Frosty Forest, Frosty Grotto & Friend Area Cryptic Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; No Copyright Christmas Music (Free Download) ; Opening Theme- Final Fantasy VI OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Azataz and his latest abomination set their sights on Ashtown's remaining populace. The perilous pair are on the prowl, and will not stop their dark hunt until no one is left to stand against them… THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Ace D Wizard as several villagers Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as several villagers Nakita Ivanof as the villager who gets chokeslammed Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; The Night Raven- Ian Post ; Planet's Paralysis, Sealed Ruined Pit & Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Prologue- Lena Raine ; Personality Quiz, Mt Thunder & Mt Thunder Peak - PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Stuck in the Middle with You cover by Chris Bauso Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geez, Azataz is sounding a bit different these days... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Gabriel B as Azataz the Wize & Scarletta J Questmann Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: The Fierce Battle- Final Fantasy V OST ; Magma Cavern Pit- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The villagers of Ashtown have had enough of Azataz the Wize's torment and tomfoolery, so they collectively decide to march on his tower. However, the old dawdling geezer has a few tricks up his wizard sleeve to send these townsfolk running for their lives… THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann & Scarletta's mother Umbriel's Shadow as several villagers, the Elf Scout & several skelemen Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as several villagers Ace D Wizard as several villagers Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs Used: New GAIA, Peaceful Clearing, Pontiff's Pass, Astral Observatory, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hidden Land & Hidden Highland- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Dream Eater & Magma Cavern Pit- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; The Battle & The Fierce Battle- Final Fantasy V OST ; Death Addder- Golden Axe OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Schmoe Brannigan has returned to tell all you lovley ladies & folks about the greatest podcast ever to exist: THE WIZARD SCROLL. Check out the complete series today! Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Song used: Identity- Equip *Original publish date: 7/13/2024 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Wizard Scroll Shoppe is open for business! T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, water bottles, pins, stickers, and more! Consume product now! Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin Reiser Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out Human-B-Gon wherever you listen to podcasts! Song used: Mt. Steel- PMD Rescue Team OST ~~~ Influx builds a feeding robot for Poopoo...but he build his own replacement? Plus, a job at the local quantum field hockey stadium gets confusing. Content warning: stupidity, violence (but only to humans) Find us on Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr. Help us protect the future home of humanity at SaveGarbageIsland.org Find and support our sponsors at fableandfolly.com/partners Kit: Paul J. Piekoszewski Hundo: Kat Letwin Influx: Ian Slessor Poopoo: Greg Allen ADM: Adam Ive Hermite: Darren Street Additional voices: Tom Goudie, Heather Ngo, W. Keith Tims, Manny Ching, Oliver Wickham, Kyle Derek Written & Directed by: Drew Frohmann Recording, Sound Design: Andrew Fumerton Mix: Adam Ive Music: Oliver Wickham Human-B-Gon created by Drew Frohmann and produced at TA2 Sound + Music by Dana Gadsden and Heather Ngo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out Kier Zhou's magnum opus No Return in all its eternal glory wherever you listen to podcasts! Song used: Druids Encounter- Equip ~~~ It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol. Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu. Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore Ered Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/ Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle. Putrack Winesworth is played by Mario Guttadauro The Dry Egg's Master of Ceremonies is played by Kier Zhou The Emeduan Hymn (Lyrics) were written and performed by Kier Zhou with strangled crowd vocals by Ying Zhou and Nieves Cohen Era of Silence is written by Gemma Mclean-Mair and performed by Abbie Tickle and Gemma McLean-Mair. This is Not a Warning! is written and performed by Stuart Bullock This is My Goodbye (lyrics)- were written and performed by Connor Hodgson Cole Lumbo is played by Chris Bauso Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices