Things That Are News

This week the boys discuss how you can be racist but still get your show rebooted decades later because everyone is so desperately craving a sense of nostalgia, or conversely, maybe we’re secretly biased against the under-represented conservatives that finally have a show that is genuine for them? Who knows, we haven’t made a shower BUT we will one day! Well . . . if we keep talking this spicy, it may have gone out the window just now. Have any of your old sitcoms you are thinking rebooting? Hook your boys up & E-mail us at: Thingsthingarenews@gmail.com Help us manipulate the next Canadian elections at: www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ ...or just follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys discuss society’s favorite reptilian overlord, Mark Zuckerberg & his mind-control device named Facebook. We’re not trying to be too pessimistic here, but … ahem .. we told you. Cambridge Analytica, Shmambridge Shmanalytica. The boys know the facts and all of your personal details through our cookie recording website & RSS feed. Would you like us to give you back your personal information? Email us at: Thingsthingarenews@gmail.com Help us manipulate the next Canadian elections at: www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ ...or just follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys talk about yet another fallen great, Mr. Stephen Hawking. We discuss the lines of ableism while also being overall risque as-per-usual. Do you want to learn about how physics have changed our world? Well, don't ask us, go buy a book boy. Email your questions on space-time to: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com (don’t ask why) Help us fund our own text-to-voice program at: www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ ...or just follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

The Oscars happened, but who really cares right? This week the boys talk bigger and better things for our future - who would win in a giant laser fight, Trump or Kim Jong Un? Looking for some news? Looking for some greatness for your earholes, look no further because Jeff & Bayley are here! Email your latest software updates for controlling international satellites to: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com (don’t ask why) Help us fund our own rocket development program at: www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ ...or just follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys talk about stand-up like we've actually done it before. We are a little worried that the market may be oversaturated so we are here to give you another awesome podcast to listen to instead of a Netflix special with a budget. Are you a Chappelle chap or more of a Louis Lover? If you can't choose either, well why don't you just get the balls to go to an open mic on your own. Email your sketches so that we can sell them to Amy Schumer and get rich: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us fund Jeff's new spin off podcast: www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ ...or just follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys discuss all the weird/real issues of our current world. We don't really have the answers but my pa did always tell me the best solution to a problem is a hefty Colt .45. Practice your lockdown drills and get your Twitter fingers ready, because this one is a doozy. Email your NRA applications in full to: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us fund international gun club tour at: www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ ...or just follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys talk about if the Olympics really matter anymore & what could we even be able to do instead, Also, what is the future of Late Night Shows? Listen to our Leno-loges & watch us Fallon-fy the podcast game. Submit your official FCC complaint too: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us fund our new sports exhibition at: www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ ...or just follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys talk about our future space exploration, all the crazy good/bad Superbowl trailers and everything else that happened this week. Is Elon launching us all to Mars? Is there going to be a new Crocodile Dundee movie? Tune in and find out Tell us your space dreams at: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us fund our new movie at: www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ ...or just follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys are joined by a guest after a short break of having friends. Lesia GM joins us to discuss why Bruno Mars is poppin’, Jeff announces his loss by predicting the Patriots and talk some serious news. Get your emotional support peacocks ready, cause this episode is one for the books. Send us explanations why we were terrible at predicting the Superbowl at: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us afford to put out music so we can be in the next Grammy season: www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ Follow Lesia on Instagram at: www.Instagram.com/LesiaGM/ ...or just follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys talk about the drama on the interwebs and mainstream media. The Oscars are on their way and who cares the most?! We...kinda… do! Do you know de way? De way to get it so everyone in the film world will finally acknowledge our non-existent IMDb page. Also, we judge those who we have no place to because we can and THIS IS OUR SHOW DAMNIT! Send us your Oscar award winning picks at: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us earn that nomination with some payola: www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ ...or just follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys talk about how crazy our world is lately - people’s dark stories from the past coming back to light, awkward sexual advances and the freedom of the interweb slipping through our trump-sized hands. All in all, the complex debates come to a very important question. We want to know your thoughts on the hot topic of the week: What should Aziz do? email us your tips on how to respect women at: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us take-over the new year by giving us a dollar, like just a dollar : www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ ...or just follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

New Year, New Me! Are y’all ready for getting toned abs, quitting drinking and digesting less delicious calories? We aren’t… even though we may have committed to a few. This week on the hypocrite show, the boys discuss their vision for the complain about whether or not the general public is going to keep to their resolutions and give you their perspectives on if - OR IF NOT - the world will end in 2018. Send us your 2018 predictions, email us at: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us take-over the new year by giving us a dollar, like just a dollar : www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ ...or just follow us on social media at: www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys look at the best and worst thing that happened in the world this week. All the fun we had with movies, Trump and everything in between. Email us your favourite news stories: thingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us surrive another year www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys process their emotions, I mean things are shaky when your most trusted franchise has you leaving the theatre confused. Old friend of the pod and one of the original hosts of Things That Are News - Chris - joined us so that we can try to make sense of all this. How many porgs is too many porgs? What are the limits of the force now? Did mickey mouse get his white gloved hands into our beloved Star Wars a little too much? Feel free to follow up with your thoughts, We want to debate back at you. Email us your best Snoke theories too: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us actually buy presents for our fam: www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

In the spirit of Krampus, or Festivus, damn it, Christmas, the boys recorded a very special Christmas special to brag about all of our presents or lack thereof. No disrespect to J-Man and his birthday but we dived into holiday obligations, traditions and myths that we do not understand. Shout-out and happy holidays to all those that don't celebrate X-mas Email us your best gift tales to: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us actually buy presents for our fam: www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys talk about how Disney is going to brainwash us all. I mean, did I say brainwash? I mean give us hundreds of good movies of course! Really though, the boys discuss the implications of Disney putting in a bid on one of the largest movie studios out there, what they get from it and what it means for our media landscape. Following up, Bayley gives his rapid fire synopsis on the upcoming Star Wars. (SPOILERS) The boys saw the movie immediately after and he was mostly wrong. Send us your tips on how to make force ghosts. Email us at: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us create our own film we’ll never be able to pitch to a real studio anymore: www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys talk about the dark underbelly of society, #Elsagate. While we painstakingly melt our brains from discussing how Peppa The Pig is destroying the youth of tomorrow we also dig into what’s destroying the youth of today - Battlefront 2. Keep in mind, our lawyers wrote this this caption. Send us your latest demented cartoon straight to us. Email us at: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us create our own animation studio to corrupt the youth: www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys rambled about robots for far too long. Can you blame us though? The future is a scary thing! We talk more Justice League rumours and local news as well, but I mean the bigger question is will robots make our movies in the future? What do you want - A maid like the Jetsons? A sex robot? An I-Robot robot? More importantly, which one will kill you in your sleep quicker. Send us your latest updates & plugins for our robo-operating systems. Email us at: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us avoid being in the lower class of people who can’t afford robots - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys touch base on what Thanksgiving is really all about. I mean we’re Canadian so we already did ours but let’s just move past that. After that, we touch base on what it potentially means if private organizations have control over what you can and cannot say on the interwebs. I have a funny feeling that if people could choose, our podcast may not be here right now… So gobble up that turkey & loosen a couple buttons on them jeans cause the boys are going in baby! E-mail us your worst thanksgiving family fights @ ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com. Send us them payments for extra turkey @- www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys start the show off disappointed about Justice League. I mean, how much Snyder can one man really handle. Digitally-removed staches, robo-parademons & a trident that’s not really even a trident… Okay rant over. Really though, the boys discussed what would be best if you were to replace your limbs with robot parts: legs, arms or wieners, who knows?! Alright alright, forget about yo’self, would you design your baby? Listen to find out! E-mail us your latest updates for our Robo-legs @ ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com. Send us them payments for replacement parts @- www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys get up way too early to give ya the goods on our Jeff & Bayley In The Morning extra-special show. Your regular dose of Things That Are News featuring extra grump, more sass and a mouthfuls of coffee. We panic about Disney buying Fox and what it means for all your video-watching needs, discuss what Movember even really means to you, why your moustache is so damn gross and touch base on when it’s okay to get prepared for the holidays. Louis C.K. though, who was really even anticipating that?! Email us your latest Movember picks so we can roast you on Instagram @ ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us save up to start our own streaming platform - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys brought on a new special guest, Andrew Crawford - the engineer of all your future wonders! We discussed celebrity disasters, Spacey being spacey about past details and Keto...something diets. Care about food? This kinda(maybe not) be the show for you! Andrew spits knowledge about how to shed them p’s like Tony Horton on your mom’s home videos. Does Tyrese really only have first-world problems? Finally, …am I allowed to watch the last season of House of Cards without offending anyone? Email us your latest celebrity expose @ thingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Andrew is lame af and mans barely touches the ‘Gram so creep his personal FB: https://www.facebook.com/andrew.crawford.5268/ Help us buy weight-loss supplements - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys got some leftovers from their halloween discussion. Be careful when you turn this one on, the government is listening! I would tell you all the details of what happened, but then I’d have to kill you. ( or maybe Tom DeLonge will start will start a firm to out us as shills. ) Can people dress as Jesus? Are movies just eternally terrible nowadays? Is this all really just a simulation created by our alien overlords? Email us your latest UFO sighting tales and the videos you got @ ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us give the neighbourhood kids some candy. (in a not creepy way) - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys are joined by a returning guest, Sam, to talk about all things spooky. The devil’s night is around the corner and we are here to give you all the startling facts, straight startling facts. How scary is too scary? How slutty is too slutty? Do you like getting your behind licked? All the questions you wanted to be answered about halloween! Support Sam and her dope makeup at: www.instagram.com/samfabianmakeup/ Email us your best halloween costume ideas @ ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us buy some candy by supporting us - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys talk about the terrible news in Hollywood. Harvey Weiner-stain has finally been exposed for his wrong-doings, all them new TV shows that have come out which we desperately hope he isn’t producing and if you really with that vlogging life. Grab your GoPro camera, start talking to yourself and grab some popcorn cause we’re diving into some sensitive subjects this week! Our respect for women > Your respect for women. Want to make us famous? Email us your Weinstein accusations @ ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com. Help us put his company out of business by supporting us - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys touch on the most important tv series in the world, Rick & Morty, Jeff debates his plans to take over the world, and, should Harrison Ford narrate our lives..? Jeff weighs in on taxes, how he would instill fear and what it takes to be the guy in charge. Bayley gets self concious about his knowledge on replicants and needs a refresher. Really though, what movie got the future right? I mean we got touch screen phones but where my teleporter at? Have any questions about setting up your very own democratic system? Email us @ ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com. Buy our Booze! - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys discuss the latest sports related drama, taking a knee. Trick question, what is it even about anymore? The world is in turmoil and Things That Are News is here to help make the situation relatable. We ask the real questions, when you are 60, what would it take for you to go to Mars? Who should play nightwing? Have any questions about what pro sport we should boycott? Email us @ ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com. Buy our Booze! - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Show us some digital love @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys discuss everything pop culture and we were joined by pretty much everyone. The posse cut got a little crazy, we had all the homies join us in Sylvia’s basement (shout-out the O.G.) Are we idiots or are we actually entertaining, who knows, you decide! When do you draw the line between garbage and food? Can we single-handedly save the music industry or is it doomed forever? Do horoscopes really dictate our lives? I don’t have an answer to any of these questions but I can tell you, if I got a bag, the first thing I would fix is my teeth. Want to teach our friends how to talk on mic? Email us at: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Help us feed The Crawf’s baby-mamma - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews Give us all the analytics data @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just follow us on social media... www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys discuss if Bush knocked down the towers, I mean did he? What you were during the big 9/11, are you really going to wait in line for the newest Iphone and what the f*ck is a “Save The Date”. The real problem is that we just wish we were as good buds as Steve and Woz. Like, we’re totally as smart as them we just chose to make this ridiculous podcast… Have a report on how you think Bush managed to fool billions around the globe?? E-mail a totally not NSA secured email at: ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Attempt to supply our need to create nonsense - www.patreon.com/ThingsThatAreNews www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ www.Twitter.com/ThingsNews/

This week the boys talk everything Steve Harvey related...damn...I mean hurricane harvey, or was it Irma ... I also heard about this one called Jose. What's going on anymore?!?! Us Toronto folks prepare for the arrival of the almighty James Franco, Bayley brainstorms VR pet options and we panic about what to do if peaceful Canadians had to deal with a hurricane. Send us an email with your hurricane survival tactics at ; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check out our BRAND NEW website @ www.thingsthatarenews.com or just hit us up on social media at; https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews http://www.twitter.com/ThingsNews

This week the boys talk about stuff that is political and complete nonsense. We discussed the details surrounding changing the names of every statue ever, if dogs think in barks and why we even celebrate Labour day, I mean, do you even know? So pull up them liberal slacks and tighten your proverbial conservative belts, we got a show for you this week folks. Send us an email with your tales of labour day exploits at ; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Keep it locked for some new content and hit us up on social media at; https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews http://www.twitter.com/ThingsNews

This week the boys talk about what is seemingly all things pop culture. We saw the big ol’ fight and it ended up exactly as Bayley predicted, He also bitches about today’s pop stars and Jeff debunks the mythos surrounding being blinded by the eclipse. Pull up them boxing shorts, tie up your Taylor Swift beautiful blond hair and get those eclipse sunglasses ready for the next generations’ eclipse. Send us an email with your sun-blindness tales at ; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Keep it locked for some new content and hit us up on social media at; https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews http://www.twitter.com/ThingsNews

This week the boys bring on another returning guest, Tremayne Gomes! We discuss the stability of Netflix, grill him with a few questions and pretend like his new blog doesn’t matter. Oh, and news, some of that as well. Grab your tiki torches, march to your local walmart and demand that they play ThingsThatAreNews over the intercom, cause this week, the boys get real. We even have a surprise visit from Jerry Seinfeld and more! Send us an email with some pet-names for Trey at: thingsthatarenews@gmail.com Want to see what his life is like? Give Trey a follow @: https://www.instagram.com/50shadesoftrey_/ or hit us up on social media; https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/ThingsThatAreNews http://www.twitter.com/ThingsNews

This week the boys talk about a variety of things; wacky travel tales, Rick & Morty - how terrible it is - and those damn millennials. Grab your portal gun, avoid the forest fires and remember, act like a helicopter to your kids as long as possible. Coddling is healthy! Shoot us an email with tips on how to improve our manners and be better with people at: thingsthatarenews@gmail.com or hit us up on social media. https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews http://www.twitter.com/thingsnews

This week the boys talk the hippest of "Doo-Dads" through the years. Pog Masters and Tomagotchi-parents, at least its better than pet rocks. Collect your Exodia pieces, Prepare your Metal Gararumon and get ready to let it rip! Let us know if your Beyblade could have beaten ours back in the day. Challenge us to a duel at: thingsthatarenews@gmail.com or hit us up on social media. https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews http://www.twitter.com/thingsnews

This week the boy's find a new part of their childhood to be mad about, Spongebob. Is it the result of nuclear fallout? Or maybe Mr. Krabs is a sugar baby. All this and more confusing theories. Let us know your theories thingsthatarenews@gmail.com or hit us up on social media. https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews http://www.twitter.com/thingsnews

This week the boys just couldn’t manage all the nerd news this week so we did a whole episode on it. Comic-Con, Dx3 and The Juice bein’ on the loose. What more could you want out of the best podcast never heard? Think you know better more than us? Try us by emailing ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

It’s time to meet Bond, James Bond. This week the boys discuss all the details surrounding the world’s deadliest (and least-relevant) super spy. All those that came before the infamous Brosnan and the Craigs that followed. Can the world’s oldest womanizer keep it going for another decade? Who’s better, Jaws or OddJob? Email us at ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

Take a look overhead. Hey, there, there goes the Spider-Man [Review]. This week the boys bring in regular guest, Christine, to discuss everybody’s favorite web-slinger, Tobey Maguire, I mean Tom Holland, or was it Peter Parker? He swings on a lot of webs, fights a lot of retired Batman actors and even makes buds with Donald Glover. Listen to this week’s episode for our semi-professional breakdown of Spiderman Homecoming. Want to follow Christine on Instagram to ask her which type of spider scares her most? Do it here; https://www.instagram.com/cmccorry/ What type of robot animal monster should Tom Holland fight next? Email us your creepy Spiderman fantasies to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

The boys try out a new format, Our topic that we spent too much time thinking about this week? Pokémon. Light the barbecue - toss on your favorite cut of Slowpoke tail - sit back and relax. The non-existent Pokémon government will manage the currency while we all try to figure out if humans evolved from Mews or not... I mean: Pokémon,It’s F*cked Right?! Do you have a Pokémon you would like to eat? Email us your deepest desires to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week we discuss a problem that Spiderman is a little ashamed to admit, AED (Arthropod Erectile Disfunction). Get your keggle machine ready and strap in for a nerdy break down of what characters your favourite stars are playing, who's going to die in Infinity War and why Spiderman 3 was so bad!!! Do you have testimonials of how radioactive semen has given you AED? Email us your story to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week the boys attempt to talk about where this crazy world of technology is taking us. Whether it be a cell phone apocalypse, personal robots, or sex robots (if that's what you're into). Listen and find out if y2k part two is coming soon! Do you think irobot is a close future? e-mail your thoughts to thingsthatarenews@gmail.com or hit us up on social media. https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews

Pulling out is a hot topic this week and the boys weigh in with their thoughts on Mother Earth and the monster that is Climate Change. We talk old-timey windmills, the earth’s natural cycles and lying scientists. Is it real, or are we shills, it’s your choice to decide! Either way, just do a thing and remember your 3 R’s - Reduce, Reuse …. And conserve ? Please send us the names of scientists you know are lying about the ice caps melting alongside your questions to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week, the boys honour the man with the world's most famous stroke, Tiger Woods, by talking about the wide range of athletes who fell from fame. Well, or got arrested, that part is still up for debate. How to be a multimillionaire who loves balls 101? - 1) Shoot yourself in the leg at the club. 2) Kill someone behind a dumpster. 3) Send dick pics to your team trainer. We also would like to note that there were some technical difficulties at the end of our show this week and unfortunately the (Many, Many) questions that were sent-in weren’t able to be read on-air. Do not fret, we will return to them next week! Please send us your tale of falling from grace to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week the boys bring on a vegan for a battle of the wits. Our good friend and the most conscious vegan we know, Sam Fabian, joined us to debunk meat-based fake news. We discuss everything including Cowspiracy, Virtual Reality for Chickens and the ED that will inevitably come from all of the bacon we eat. Most importantly, Sam teaches Jeff how badly he has been duped his whole life. Want to ask Sam why she is unapologetically vegan as fuck? Follow her on Instagram at: www.instagram.com/samfabiann/ Please send us your stories about murdering animals to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week the boys talk hittin dingers while popping some brewski's before we start our celly from a good night o' shinny. Plus, We discuss the differences between life in the country vs. the city - Is is safer? Is it weirder? Is the culture more rich in one over the other?!?! Please send us your details about raccoons to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week we talk about the company that gave us the only plumber to ever get his own movie, Nintendo! We discuss everything from franchise characters to how they managed to stay alive this long. (Definitely nothing to do with the Seattle Mariners) Get your popcorn, eat some golden 'shrooms and grab your master swords, because we going full nerd this week! Email us your Captain Fox related queries to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week Jeff and Bayley ramble about our favourite conspiracy theories to our best returning guest, Christine! Did the Illuminati put us up to it, who knows?! We discuss Paul McCartney being a big fat phoney, the CIA poisoning us all and AIDS - is it a real thing? … Or maybe we are just paid by the round earth comission to keep spreading more propaganda. Check out Christine’s pristine hair and chem-trail rants on her Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cmcorry/ Give it up to Jack from Jacksonville for last week’s question, Email us your queries to be read on air at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/ Shout-outs to Xelarain for providing the music! Check his free downloads at: https://soundcloud.com/xelarain

This week we bring on a special guest, Tremayne Gomes, to weigh in on his thoughts about the end of the world! (Just kidding) We discuss the confusing geopolitical climate of our world and what war even is in the 21st century - going from the middle east to the U S of A. King-Jon-Fling, politics is just contest of who's got a bigger weiner and more!! Follow a play-by-play of Trey's Wiz Khalifa impersonation gigs at his instagram: https://www.instagram.com/50shadesoftrey_/ Help us get a question on the air, PLEASE stop Jeff's weird Vitamin Water ads. Email us your questions at; ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

This week we cynically obsess over the beast behind our society, The social media! We discuss how it's used by business, the way it absolutely destroys our [your] egos and makes me real self-conscious. Murder rampages, Insta-hoes and more!! Want us to read another slightly off-putting question on the air? Email us your questions at ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com You can also find us on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/thingsthatarenews/ [Ironically] Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/

The best episode yet!!!! This week we discuss everybody's favorite chocolate-based, I mean, religious holiday; Easter!! We cover recent events, weirdest holiday mascots and why bunnies poop eggs in the spring time. More importantly, what would Jesus think? Want a ridiculous question on the air or to sponsor two incredibly handsome men? Email us your questions at ThingsThatAreNews@gmail.com You can also find us on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/thingsthatarenews/ Check us out on social media: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNews/ https://www.instagram.com/thingsthatarenews/