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Andrew and Ryan trek to the largest used bookstore in Massachusetts. Why? To comb its shelves in search of new reading. This includes seeking out a copy of "City of Quartz" for Andrew. Will they succeed? We'll see. The lovely Rachel and Taylor Mewhiney joined our cohosts on their journey. Social media: Mars on Life: @marsonlifeshow on Twitter and Instagram Ryan Mancini: @mancinira (Twitter) and @manciniryan (Instagram) Andrew Martinez: @andrewomartinez (Twitter) Artwork by Zachary Erberich (@zacharyerberichart) "Space X-plorers" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "On Hold For You" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mars-on-life-show/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mars-on-life-show/support

SORRY FOR NOT POSTING I'm still alive I swear, I'll post an update next week :)This week, we read the wildly dramatic ending to the Nailed Shoes trilogy - Thorndyke dunks on the prosecution in court, with some startling evidence. Can't miss this one!Remember, send book recommendations to Classicmysteriespod@gmail.comIf you ever feel like donating, you can do it either directly or by becoming a patron!My Etsy store - I sell cute lil cross stitched earrings and the likeThank you so much for listening (and reading this description)Intro music:On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-youLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Outro music:Bossa Antigua by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/3454-bossa-antiguaLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Support the show

This week, we dig even deeper into R. Austin Freeman's story "The Man With the Nailed Shoes" - and we even gain a suspect! However, that suspect is soon cleared (or so we think) of suspicion, as Thorndyke himself takes on the case of his defense. We'll see where this goes...Remember, send book recommendations to Classicmysteriespod@gmail.comIf you ever feel like donating, you can do it either directly or by becoming a patron!My Etsy store - I sell cute lil cross stitched earrings and the likeThank you so much for listening (and reading this description)Intro music:On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-youLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Outro music:Bossa Antigua by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/3454-bossa-antiguaLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Support the show

This week, we begin a new story: The Man With the Nailed Shoes, by R. Austin Freeman. We meet Christopher Jervis and his detective friend John Thorndyke as they begin to unravel the mysterious stabbing of a man on a lonely beach framed by cliffs.The book I'm readingRemember, send book recommendations to Classicmysteriespod@gmail.comIf you ever feel like donating, you can do it either directly or by becoming a patron!My Etsy store - I sell cute lil cross stitched earrings and the likeThank you so much for listening (and reading this description)Intro music:On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-youLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Outro music:Bossa Antigua by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/3454-bossa-antiguaLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Support the show

This week, we finish off the Agatha Christie story "The Adventure of the Cheap Flat." We break into yet another home, traumatize an italian man, and nearly get shot by that same man. The police are brought in, and everything is explained. Remember, send book recommendations to Classicmysteriespod@gmail.comIf you ever feel like donating, you can do it either directly or by becoming a patron!My Etsy store - I sell cute lil cross stitched earrings and the likeThank you so much for listening (and reading this description)Intro music:On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-youLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Outro music:Bossa Antigua by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/3454-bossa-antiguaLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Support the show

In this jumbo-sized episode, the gang discuss a lot of big news coming from the club, along with reports from the supporters section, a discussion on the Seattle Sounders CCL win and what it means, and an MLS Blitz round. Enjoy If you like the show and want to support us, please subscribe, rate and review! Follow us on Twitter: @soccercapitolFollow us on the Web at: soccer-capitol.comContact us: soccercapitol@gmail.com "On Hold For You", "Whiskey on the Mississippi"Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we're back with the beginning of an Agatha Christie story! The story begins with a party, and ends with... well, you'll have to see. At the party, Hastings overhears a rather puzzling story about an absurdly cheap flat, and things only escalate from there.Remember, send book recommendations to Classicmysteriespod@gmail.comIf you ever feel like donating, you can do it either directly or by becoming a patron!My Etsy store - I sell cute lil cross stitched earrings and the likeThank you so much for listening (and reading this description)Intro music:On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-youLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Outro music:Bossa Antigua by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/3454-bossa-antiguaLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Support the show

This week, we watch Sherlock track the history of the Musgrave Ritual, and dig deep to find out the fate of the two missing servants. He goes on a whole dang scavenger hunt to find treasure? But does he find treasure... or something more sinister? Better listen to find out ;)Remember, send book recommendations to Classicmysteriespod@gmail.comIf you ever feel like donating, you can do it either directly or by becoming a patron!My Etsy store - I sell cute lil cross stitched earrings and the likeThank you so much for listening (and reading this description)Intro music:On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-youLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Outro music:Bossa Antigua by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/3454-bossa-antiguaLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Classicmysteries)

Back to the classics! This week, I'll be choosing a random Sherlock story out of my book, and we'll read it together! I won't spoil what I end up reading, but suffice it to say that it's definitely an interesting dilemma - and it's got a fun framing narrative to boot!Remember, send book recommendations to Classicmysteriespod@gmail.comIf you ever feel like donating, you can do it either directly or by becoming a patron!My Etsy store - I sell cute lil cross stitched earrings and the likeThank you so much for listening (and reading this description)Intro music:On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-youLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Outro music:Bossa Antigua by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/3454-bossa-antiguaLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Classicmysteries)

In order to celebrate the release of Helen's book "Women Vs Hollywood" in North America, we're releasing this special episode featuring the full interview with the amazing Lani Diane Rich. If you're in North America make sure to grab a copy now!You can follow Lani Diane Rich (she/her): @LaniDianeRich on TwitterFind out more about her work at https://lanidianerich.com/ You can purchase Women vs Hollywood in the UK, here: https://uk.bookshop.org/books/women-vs-hollywood-the-fall-and-rise-of-women-in-film/ You can purchase the audiobook of Women vs Hollywood on Audible in the UK, here: https://www.audible.co.uk/pd/Women-vs-Hollywood-Audiobook/ You can purchase the audiobook of Women vs Hollywood on Audible in the US, here: https://www.audible.com/pd/Women-vs-Hollywood-Audiobook/ You can pre-order Women vs Hollywood in the US, here: http://bookshop.org/books/women-vs-hollywood-the-fall-and-rise-of-women-in-film/ Host: Helen O'Hara (she/her)Producer: Maddy Searle (she/her)Executive Producers: Kobi Omenaka (he/him) and Ella Watts (she/her)Artwork: Steve Leard (he/him) Music: Jazz Apricot – Joey Pecoraro; Jazz Mango – Joey Pecoraro; Walk Through The Park – TrackTribe; On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you - License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; Members Only – Track Tribe; Night on the Town - Track Tribe SFX: stefan021 via freesound.org Find out more about Stripped Media and our other shows on our website, here: https://stripped.media/our-podcasts/ If you enjoyed this episode, please consider giving us a five-star review on iTunes or your Podcatcher of choice, and telling your friends and family about the show. Word of mouth is still the best way to market any podcast, and every little helps! From the whole team at Women vs Hollywood: thank you. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Kane Chronicles retrospectiveHey everyone, editor and host Jacqueline here for a little bit of realtalk. Do you know what happens to you when you die? Well, I guess it's a bit of a complicated topic, but this week, we're the arbiters of life and death as we judge the souls of The Red Pyramid, The Throne of Fire, and The Serpent's Shadow ... after a bit of discussion about some PJO TV show news! We discuss why the Kane Chronicles ultimately paled in comparison to what came before, what we might have prefered to see out of its themes and antagonists, and what we actually ended up really appreciating out of it. Also featuring a special appearance from a famed video game mascot!Come back next week for the Lightning Thief musical!Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Tama has a song to sing. Merit has to manage a meetup with his father. Scratch has to figure out how to defy gravity. All of them have final decisions to make as they head toward their opening ceremony for the Champion Armor Season Opener. Will they pull off a performance of a lifetime or embarrass themselves in front of the largest audience Tama's ever been in front of? Surely nothing could go wrong in the Sky Arena. Game Mother: Steven KelseyMerit Grimclank: Kelsey StevenTama "Tasilius the Speaker" Taleofo: Ron LeotaIron Scratch David of the Twisting Peaks: Aaron BlalackAudio Editing: Steven KelseyWebsite: LowArmorCast.comYoutube: Dying of ExposurePatreon: Patreon.com/LowArmorCastAll Music in this Episode Provided By BelowTake a Chance by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4457-take-a-chanceLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-youLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseGame Show by Jay's SoundLink: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYfKhh5rN14License: Free to UseCool Vibes by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3553-cool-vibesLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseLobby Time by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-timeLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Backbay Lounge by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3408-backbay-loungeLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseBourbon on the Rocks by Freesound Musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTa1ZNrVlUghttp://freesoundmusic.mozello.com/social-media-license/Sweet Talks by LimujiiLink: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHDLbdT4Z1QLicense: No Copyright Background Music - Free to Use  

The Serpent's Shadow, ch. 20 to 22 It's #GroverWeek, so let's celebrate our favorite satyr boy by talking about our favorite #AuthenticGroverMoments! Remember when Grover defeated Apophis, then did a bunch of kissing after abdicating the power of Pharaoh to his uncle? Sure you do! This week, we talk about the last chapters of The Serpent's Shadow and discuss forgotten ice gods, the strange alternate history of in-universe Rick Riordan, hanging out at Wal-Mart, callbacks to things that didn't happen, the four primary food groups, our hopes for future crossovers, zoology embarrassments, and why someone might call this "the Undertale of books." Come back next week for our Kane Chronicles retrospective! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

(cw: discussion of lynching imagery from 37:00 to 37:50)The Serpent's Shadow, ch. 16 to 19This week, there were no mishaps before recording that made us have to improvise. It's all scripted. Don't worry! Believe me. Anyway, on this episode of Unwise Girls, Carter has a sexuality crisis, Sadie doesn't know which pronouns to use for her boyfriends, Zia gets jacked, Apophis gets revolutionary, and Jane and Jacqueline get tired of all the fighting. Can't we all just get along?Come back next week for The Serpent's Shadow, ch. 20 to 22!Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

This episode we all get quarantined due to Jake coming down with a case of Front-Butt. While we are observed by the scientists of Black Mesa we decide to entertain you with funny conversation, fun games, and a jazzy deep-dive into difficulty in gaming. Also, Ann flirts with Luke (NOT CLICKBAIT)! -=--=--=--=--=--=--=-- Our Twitter Our Instagram Our Website Our Twitch Submit your questions to: questions@welcometogamecorp.com Leave a voicemail for the show: https://anchor.fm/welcometogamecorp/message (Click the +Message button) =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=-- A Special Shoutout to InkyDani for supplying the new season art! She's an amazing artist and entrepreneur and all around good person, go follow her! InkyDani on Instagram =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=-- ◘ Music & Sound Effects ◘ Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can't Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/ On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/welcometogamecorp/message

The Serpent's Shadow, ch. 12 to 15 It's a brand new episode of Unwise Girls, and this time we're - well, actually, we still like it. Hooray! Join us this week as we talk about the meanest possible prank to pull on a thirteen year old girl, Carter's cringefail life, swamp foot, our dreams for the Netflix adaptation, doomsday preppers, and some of the series' most harrowing action scenes. Come back next week for The Serpent's Shadow, ch. 16 to 19! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Serpent's Shadow, ch. 9 to 11Joy to the world! It's the one year anniversary episode(ish) of Unwise Girls! And hey, guess what, just as a treat to us and you? This is probably the best The Kane Chronicles have ever been!!! Join us in our bliss as we get into our new favorite slimebag, finally sympathize with elderly people, discover which wrestler won't be consigned to oblivion, praise the fact that the story's structure and pace is actually getting mixed up a bit, lament the fates of Julius and Amos Kane, and wonder about a wacky weirdo's willy.Come back next week for The Serpent's Shadow, ch. 12 to 15!Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Serpent's Shadow, ch. 5 to 8As women of a diminished wisdom, we often find ourselves engaging in conversations airy and nonsensical. This week, though, we get a little more reflective on our attitudes toward this book, and decide to maybe adopt a new approach... but only after meeting a couple of auspicious campers, comparing Sadie's upward climb on our character rankings to Carter's rapid descent, Jacqueline giving her final word (8 chapters in for some reason?) on the antagonists, using both The Wizard Series and The Space Wizard Series as reference points, officially declaring Walt a John Green character, and doing impromptu centaur cosplay.Come back next week for The Serpent's Shadow, ch. 9 to 11!Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Serpent's Shadow, ch. 1 to 4 We start off positive this week with a quick review of the new Percy Jackson & the Olympians cover illustrations before our smiles are turned right upside down by the beginning of the final book in The Kane Chronicles. Listen carefully and you can hear Jacqueline's opinion on these chapters change in real time! We talk about the secret identities of local mob bosses, a number of weird continuity errors, whether or not cults need permission slips, Carter becoming a pigeon hater, Sadie having officially given up on having British friends, and our utter exhaustion at these books world-ending stakes. As a fun little bonus, try to guess which anime trope we have a horrifying realization about Anubis filling! Come back next week for The Serpent's Shadow, ch. 5 to 8! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Throne of Fire, ch. 21 to 24The Throne of Fire is over! What did we think of it? Well, this week on Unwise Girls, we answer that question and more as we determine whether or not books have to have endings, what the best thing for a delirious old man to call a teenager is, how many souls are acceptable to sacrifice to change the fundamental laws of reality, whether Percy Jackson really had it so bad, the most epic French guy maneuvers, and if it's okay to have a shitty antagonist in exchange for also getting rid of any interesting metaphor that antagonist would represent - wait, that just sounds like it would be bad either way? Uh, hm, anyway,Come back next week for The Serpent's Shadow, ch. 1 to 4!Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Throne of Fire, ch. 17 to 20What kind of hat's on your head? This week on Unwise Girls, we get into the worst things to wear to the supermarket, friendzoned hippos, Rick listening to too much Radio Free Asia, old people making young people sad, Carter's fashion faux pas, whether or not it's okay to say "shaft" in a kids book, our most anticipated Steal Your Girl scenes, and Jane's family history with a famous supplier of Roman farming equipment.Come back next week for The Throne of Fire, ch. 21 to 24!Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Throne of Fire, ch. 13 to 16Hey! It's a podcast! This week the Unwise Girls take you through the libidinous benefits of genetic diseases, the most greasy chariot salesman, our first peek into the land of Roman gods, some busted myths about how to save a life, that feel when there's water up your nose, the distinctiveness of Carter and Sadie's voices, and the funniest tragedies to name a camel after.Come back next week for The Throne of Fire, ch. 17 to 20!Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Throne of Fire, ch. 9 to 12Hey, remember how the last four chapters were pretty great? They're not as great anymore, but, like, whatever, we'll deal! It's still fun! The Unwise Girls are back at it once more, and today we talk all about the weird disconnect with Bes's caricaturized portrayal, the cartoony ascent of Set in our character rankings, redundant flashback information, uninspiring snakes, all the ways you can take someone's name from them, and the art of boy mysteries.Come back next week for The Throne of Fire, ch. 13 to 16!Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Throne of Fire, ch. 5 to 8The Unwise Girls return with the best Kane Chronicles chapters yet! Hell yeah! But also there's a pretty big problem in it! Oh no! Sit down and listen as we talk about The Tyson Problem, one mysterious trick to writing teenage girls as human beings, a long-awaited compelling antagonistic force, shonen-style training montages, the color of trauma, British pig varieties, the dadification of Carter Kane, and how to actually do urban fantasy.Come back next week for The Throne of Fire, ch. 9 to 12!Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Throne of Fire, ch. 1 to 4Patterns emerge as the Unwise Girls decide once more to read... a book in The Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordan? I dunno, seems a bit repetitive to me, should really change up the formula. Anyway, today's discussion is on the limits of time limits, Adele's influence on British teens, Amos's quirky architecture posts, the ethics of putting penguins in a fireplace, soft relationship resets, fight scenes that just sort of happen, Russian chaos agents, and plot points that come in threes.Come back next week for The Throne of Fire, ch. 5 to 8!Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Red Pyramid, ch. 38 to 41Hey, The Red Pyramid is over, Unwise Girls enthusiasts! You know what that means... it's time to talk about messy but largely adequate coming-of-age stories, dismembered dad members, strong blood, Carter's dress-up hour, French boxer shorts, Set's last minute turn to our absolute favorite, the rising threat of Apophis, and yet another refusal to engage with the idea that some power structures may need to be completely overturned - but hey, it's a Riordan book, what else is new!Come back next week for The Throne of Fire, ch. 1 to 3!Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Red Pyramid, ch. 33 to 37 Happy New Year, Riordanheads! This week, the Unwise Girls are talking about ultraviolence inflicted upon dough, Set firmly distinguishing himself as a villain, Rick somehow perfectly predicting Among Us, catgirl abundance, the problems of you and all your siblings being born in the same week, and the confusing lines between what magic is and is not divine. Come back next week for the end of The Red Pyramid, ch. 38 to 41! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Red Pyramid, ch. 29 to 32 In a bright and cheery Unwise Girls, we talk about how Amos suspicios, The Kane Chronicles being in conversation with Beastly, Sadie's huge talk with Geb, the possibility that Rick Riordan actually did some reading before writing this book, recycled encounters, Percy Jackson's 600 weeks on the New York Times children's bestsellers list, and the lush greens of jolly old England. That's basically all th- wait, sorry, I'm hearing word that someone also died? Huh? Who? Come back next week for The Red Pyramid, ch. 33 to 35! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

(cw: discussion of gun violence. also sorry the audio is kinda subpar in this one!! i'll try to have that fixed by next recording) The Red Pyramid, ch. 25 to 28 This week on Unwise Girls, we come in hot with an exciting announcement about someone else's podcast before getting into big brother boat privilege, the deep history of the Bass Pro Pyramid (we don't ever indulge in the horrible podcast crime of "reading wikipedia" so please allow us this one), how emo is something anyone can be eternally, anti-monarchist Carter, Sadie's complicated dadfeels, the common assumption in discussing children's literature of the white child reader, and an epic reading of the themes by Jane. Also, Bloodstained Blade! Hell yeah! Come back next week for The Red Pyramid, ch. 29 to 32! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Red Pyramid, ch. 21 to 24 It's a real yikes one this week as the Unwise Girls talk about the famed magician and king of rock and roll Elvis Prestidigitationley, the problems with sketching out real-life locations by using stereotype and/or cultural landmarks, real gritty basketball strats, hardcore uncle possession theorycrafting, lore (real life), the Greekification of the Egyptian gods, and also whatever the fuck it is British people do with coke. Come back next week for The Red Pyramid, ch. 25 to 28! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Red Pyramid, ch. 17 to 20 It's a lean, mean episode of Unwise Girls as we cover The Red Pyramid's first truly consistently good chapters! We talk all about funny Bast (try to) eat a bird, pyramid power, globetrotting adventures, the importance of English class curtain symbolism, Dude Bro and Hella Jeff, the gentrified House of Life, and the framing device we've loved to complain about finally paying off. Come back next week for The Red Pyramid, ch. 21 to 24! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Red Pyramid, ch. 13 to 16 Be welcomed, thots, to a brand new episode! This week, after a brief consideration for Jane's mental health, the Unwise Girls talk about the conceits of children's urban fantasy fiction, the secret origins of The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Disney's Horuscules, potential future romance arcs based on like two sentences of character interaction, and the best movies to watch in Spanish II when your teacher is too tired to get into conjugation. Come back next week for The Red Pyramid, ch. 17 to 20! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Red Pyramid, ch. 9 to 12 It's just under the wire this week as the Unwise Girls talk about the insecure writing and growing pains of The Red Pyramid, the shonen anime-style battle system setup, coffin dance, Gaia Online roleplaying, what happens when you're tired of being nice and just want to go magic apeshit, order vs. chaos, reverse-JKR style accidental lesbianism, and a very familiar doujin genre. Come back next week for The Red Pyramid, ch. 13 to 16! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Red Pyramid, ch. 5 to 8 Between J*lius, his dead crocodile, the godly neighbors from hell, and generally having to deliver pages upon pages of exposition to these fucking kids, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day for Amos Kane. This week, the Unwise Girls once more have to circle back around to Rick Riordan's semi-nationalistic fascination with the idea of "Western Civilization" (hint: it includes egypt now i guess?), the villain just kind of being the same as the last big villain, cool libraries we would love to read books in or create aesthetic moodboards of - and also, the triumphant return of boat speed discussion! Come back next week for The Red Pyramid, ch. 9 to 12! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Red Pyramid, ch. 1 to 4 Summer camp? Greek gods? Fashy pisshorses? Shut up about all that nonsense and get on the boat, loser - it's time for our river tour of The Kane Chronicles to begin! This week, the Unwise Girls start on a whole new series, covering Rick Riordan's first Egyptian myth-based book: The Red Pyramid. We get into the struggles of having to introduce a whole new world to readers, British people being racist, exactly one Ankha meme joke before Jacqueline bans Jane from them forever, how Napoleon's epic fail impacts the relevant text, some seed-planting that both frustrates and intrigues us, and the exact job duties of an Egyptologist. Plus, Jane makes a theory so immature that it just might be right! Come back next week for The Red Pyramid, ch. 5 to 8! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Percy Jackson & the Olympians retrospective The end of the year at Camp Half-Blood rolls around once more, and we're here to guide you through it every step of the way. In this episode of Unwise Girls, we give out superlatives - make sure to check your yearbook for who got the best ship, which fight ended up being declared the worst, and who ended up being nominated for Camper of the Year! Plus, get a sneak preview of a book we might not even cover when we call back to our very first episode with some listener questions and a quiz, listen to us hash out which book is best and what exactly we consider to be the main theme of the series, and learn about Hestia's eating habits I guess too! Thanks for making this an unforgettable summer, campers! Come back next week for The Red Pyramid, ch. 1 to 4! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013) Hell is real and we're come back to it on today's episode of Unwise Girls. Join Jane, Jacqueline, and special guest Chiara as we drown in the wake of the Sea of Monsters movie; still, we manage to cover some actual thoughts on the movie before we're pulled down to the briny depths! How the fuck do you actually pronounce Greek-inspired things? Why are Confederate soldiers so quirky? Who had the inspired choice to cast Nathan Fillion here? Where did they find the gall to even make this in the first place? Why are we putting ourselves through this? Don't you have any answers for me, or are you just gonna sit there reading this?? Answer me, damn you!!! I'm barely keeping it together over here! Come back next week for our Percy Jackson & the Olympians retrospective! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Guest starring Chiara (https://flockofdoves.tumblr.com/) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Last Olympian, ch. 21 to 23 Hey, calm down, kid! Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened, y'know? Just because this is the last book in the Percy Jackson & the Olympians series doesn't mean there won't be more Unwise Girls next week... and for now, you can still enjoy us talking about dads who get off easy, the sweet vibes at the end of summer camp, some American historical lessons, a brand new prophecy to predict on, how bad Neil Gaiman sucks, and more. Come back next week for 2013's Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

(cw: discussion of fictional suicide and abusive father-daughter relationships throughout) The Last Olympian, ch. 18 to 20 The Unwise Girls go head to head in the most conflict-driven episode yet, and it's not just Percy and Kronos squaring off - Jacqueline and Jane are practically at each other's throats with how much they disagree about these chapters! We argue about whether or not Luke's story resolved satisfyingly (and what that even means in relation to the idea of 'redemption'), tear into what Rick Riordan is ultimately saying with this whole series' thesis (and if the book's overall quality is being affected by it needing to be a wrap-up), if Hermes really got what was coming to him in the end (wait, huh?) and also about Jane's debilitating addiction to Ben Shapiro. We're almost at the end, y'all, so it's gonna get weird whether we like it or not! Come back next week for The Last Olympian, ch. 21 to 23! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Last Olympian, ch. 15 to 17 On this episode of Unwise Girls, we both kind of just need a hug and some hot chocolate as we hurtle towards the end of this book. On one hand, yeah, we get one of this series' most effective pieces of storytelling so far, a course in exactly how to write a story that compels you right off an emotional cliff that also doubles as a pretty darn good bit of homoerotic tragedy; on the other hand, we have to deal with the Party Ponies again. So like, we're kind of being pummeled on all ends, maybe give us a break for once? Come back next week for The Last Olympian, ch. 18 to 20! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Last Olympian, ch. 12 to 14 Sit across from me, little Unwiseling, and hear of our tale! Today, we shall travel from the lands of the past to see just where our favorite angry softboy Luke got his start, to the lands of the present where a grand negotiation is held between our war-torn tweens and the ancient Titan known as Prometheus, and all the way across to the future... of Epic Anime Battle Percy vs Hyperion HD (360p) Come back next week for The Last Olympian, ch. 15 to 17! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Last Olympian, ch. 9 to 11 The Battle of Manhattan begins, and the Unwise Girls are here to give you a play by play! If you're concerned about how Percy is doing in a leadership position, who has and has not actually died so far, what it means when mailmen get pissed off, the big way Poseidon's gift from last book comes back into play, and just what effects plopping yourself in a fucked up river REALLY has, you're in the right place. But don't forget the most important question of all, demigods: what's Ethan Nakamura doing these days? (also, who is ethan nakamura again?) Come back next week for The Last Olympian, ch. 12 to 14! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Last Olympian, ch. 6 to 8 Jacqueline is back after moving cross-country (with Jane kept in her pocket) to bring an even dose of unwise to your life! This week we discuss various taxonomical forms of the fucked up old lady, a delightfully comedic twist on the classic Percy Jackson Underworld Scene, one of the clunkiest mythological cameos in the series to date, and Percy finally shifting into Kratos Mode. Thanks for sticking with us! Come back next week for The Last Olympian, ch. 9 to 11! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

This week, we get sombre as we contemplate horrors such as the scars of war and how it affects those who are left behind, Rick's bizarre but ultimately necessary clarification of how demigod dating works, and the fact that Percy Jackson could, potentially, appear in a Kingdom Hearts game. Truly, the stuff of nightmares. Thankfully, there are reasons to be positive too! Intercamp politics are back and cooler than ever, Grover has started a cult, and Nico has been upgraded to main character status! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jane. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian: Chapters 1-2 This is war! To the soldier, the civilian, the... the pisshorse, I guess. It's war time! Join us as we're plunged headfirst into this terrible conflict, which takes us from a greatly improved love-triangle subplot, to a familiar demon party boat, and under the waves for an epic battle for Poseidon's kingdom! There will be anime crab deaths, there will be devastation as Jane knocks over her bookshelf, there will be Deep Children's Book Analysis, and, for a beloved side character... a final goodbye. Sorry this episode is up so late folks! There's been a bit of behind-the-scenes chaos the last couple of weeks, but it should be evening out soon! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jane. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license(edited)

The Demigod Files This week, the Unwise Girls cover a special supplementary book set between The Battle of the Labyrinth and our next book, The Last Olympian! We meet Clarisse's twisted and effed up brothers, consider how some big ants compare to some different big ants, and then travel through Hades in one of the most fun self-contained stories the series has to offer. We also cover some miscellany, including some fucked up portraits! It's great. Come back next week for The Last Olympian, ch. 1 to 2! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Battle of the Labyrinth, ch. 18 to 20 The Battle of the Labyrinth comes to a close with one of the most climactic action scenes yet! Imagine: what if a young adult fantasy novel could make a huge fight to defend the main characters' home fort good? What if moms were evil? What if dads who were bad were also really cool and charming? What would happen if there was a fucked up guy and his soul was tied forever to a hellish ever-expanding labyrinth? What if Annabeth had a character arc we understood? What if Monopoly meant something for once? And, for the gods' sakes, what about milfs??? Come back next week for The Demigod Files! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Battle of the Labyrinth, ch. 14 to 17 In today's episode of Unwise Girls, we're a little bit out of it, but don't worry! We still manage to talk about how far edgy teens will go to make a fashion statement, send out an open call for our listeners to DM us, praise some truly great twist executions and how Rick created a functional character arc entirely through dream sequences and one cool parry, debate the real message behind Pan's final words, mourn the loss of a cool sword, and also just have an interesting idea for a story involving Aphrodite. You know, just some ideas we think are kind of funny! Come back next week for The Battle of the Labyrinth, ch. 18 to 20! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license(edited)

The Battle of the Labyrinth, ch. 11 to 13 Today, the Unwise Girls talk about the best chapter of Percy Jackson. ...Huh? I have to write more or Jane will force me to work the mines? Okay, fine, fine! Today we talk about the coolest thing you can do at a funeral, some exciting(?) news about who's who in the Percy Jackson TV show writers room, laugh as Jane is wrong about basic volcano and Daedalus facts, groan as Jacqueline continues to try and pretend that the romantic jealousy stuff in this book doesn't suck, and - it can't be said enough - talk about what is definitely the best chapter of Percy Jackson. Come back next week for The Battle of the Labyrinth, ch. 14 to 17! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The Battle of the Labyrinth, ch. 8 to 10 Yeeeehaw, ride those cowboys! Welcome back to the most rootin' tootin' podcast in the west, cowpokes, hosted by the gracious Demon Dude Ranch! Y'all wanna know what we talked about in this here episode? Well, it ain't much to tell, but today we get into Daedalus's dirtiest deed ever done, scary horsies, evil and fucked up rancher types, visual metaphors (in writing form), our final decision on what Rick Riordan thinks of schools, some disparaging remarks about Disney's Loki (not in Minecraft), and also Jacqueline talks about Stephen King for some reason. This one'll go down smoother than a greased pig! Come back next week for The Battle of the Labyrinth, ch. 11 to 13! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro credit: On Hold For You by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6928-on-hold-for-you License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license