Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's the final episode! We didn't do this for the money, Greg likes chaos, Kane tells Greg about the racist Spider-Man fan film, there's more horrible people now than there has ever been, and a listener sent in a ChatGPT episode of Joe Rogan interviewing Greg and Kane. Also, What Does This Meme?, A listener sends in her own meme from her new book, we read a bunch of thank you's and updates from listeners, the guys are finally united on the sandwich debate, Greg talks about his TV show, Kane talks about first joining the podcast, Matthew McConaughey has entered the self help space, we can't all talk it out, maybe DTBFF was all a dream, Kane talks about dating Rayna Greenberg, and Pat closes out What Does This Meme? with a Real Man Quote. The guys compare the last episode of DTBFF to the last episode of Seinfeld, Elaine is kind of a Karen, Pat shares some of his final thoughts, the guys share the name of the new show and for the last time, advise you to not take bullsh*t from f*ckers Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's the penultimate episode, Greg's guns look big on camera, Kane survived the hurricane in San Diego and celebrated his birthday by doing three sets, eating ice cream and watching 24, Greg is an empty nester, a listener wants to know if he should try to reach out to his kids, and Kane gets pissed off. Also, What Does This Meme?, Taylor Swift is a secret closet fan of the podcast, Greg's girls don't love the name of the new show, the guys hate the new Willy Wonka trailer, Kane hates it when people call themselves an empath, Greg searched for actual good memes, and the devil loves crafts. Pat and Kane have painted nails, in Reddit Remix it's, "I jokingly agreed to let my best friend give my husband a BJ if he lost weight", and Greg loses interest. Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are coming at you from the studio at All Things Comedy, blocking is just a button, Kane brought the question bowl from his live comedy/advice show, "Going Dutch", women are horny, self fulfilling prophecies are real, you can't plan spontaneity, you've been ghosted after three unreplied texts, taking a vacation together too early in the relationship can ruin things, Kane tries to fight a mugger in France, dating your son's teacher isn't a good idea,  Greg is a solid medium, and Amiira's love language is "stay away from me". Also, What Does This Meme?, the cartoon version of the theme song returns, Greg's body is kitchen sized, the end of this segment will bring great relief, there are so many memes about how Greg is a terrible name, we 'love' a quote plastered on a picture of a lion, Pat brings a trio of bad quotes, and Greg isn't effortless. Kane brings a couple date ideas to the show, you have to create combustion, Bill Maher is a dick and a rudimentary comedian, and in Reddit Remix it's "Am I the as*hole for asking my sister what the f*ck she expected to happen at her sh*tshow of a bachelorette party?" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are back in studio at All Things Comedy, we've got a huge announcement about the show, Greg and Pat are going to do Kane's Going Dutch show in San Diego, Pat made a punk rock mix for Greg, who wants to see one of Pat's bands open for Taylor Swift, Kane doesn't like it when Greg and Pat bond, Too Hot To Handle is the most puritanical show on TV, and a listener sent us a question for the show written by ChatGPT. The death metal version of the What Does This Meme? theme returns, Kane thinks Greg and Pat cut their sandwiches like simps, and Greg helped Kane snap out of the things that were holding him down. A listener wants to know if long, polished nails are important to guys, in Reddit Remix it's, "Am I the as*hole for wanting my girlfriend to get labiaplasty?", and if you are so inclined, stick around after the outro music for a track from one of Pat's bands, Family Secrets - Dead Laughter, discussed at the top of the episode. Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg has always been Greg, it's hat day at DTBFF, the guys are bored with Too Hot To Handle, the guys get two letters from listeners, one who didn't listen to their advice and one who did, the guys don't need to be right, block everybody, and Kane reads a story that is both inspirational and insane. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg isn't sure he understands words and Kane doesn't feel like a lion in armor. A listener sends in something about the best bite of a meal and Pat has strong feelings about it, Kane posts up at the shrimp bowl, and in Reddit Remix it's, "Am I the assh*le for keeping a picture of myself over the mantle?" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is the worst name, the guys all love the Barbie movie, Greg recommends The Other Two and had ChatGPT write his book bio, Pat reads a list of signs that indicate your relationship won't last, and keeping score in a relationship is always terrible. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener sends a bunch of Real Man Quotes-y memes from Luke Guy, Greg is a lack of empath, Bing is bad at job, and Greg loves hustlers. Kane gets a nice message from a listener about the passing of his cat Griffey, and in Reddit Remix, it's "Am I the assh*ole for telling my 40 year old friend he's too old for college parties and is a creep?" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane sets the pace, Pat would still get up early as a millionaire, Greg saw Barbie and Oppenheimer for his birthday, Tom Cruise reminds you he's crazy, Pat quits smoking weed, Greg likes to cry at the movies, Kane's dad thinks astronauts are gay, and a listener needs advice after finding an earring that isn't hers at her boyfriend's apartment. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg loves all memes and a good pickup line, the guys aren't thrilled with the Timothee Chalamet Wonka movie trailer, a listener sends in a new dating app idea, Greg has been the bad guy in other people's story, and don't worry about your future self. Kane has another Going Dutch show coming up and in Reddit Remix it's "Am I the assh*le for taking an embarrassing sticker off my boyfriend's luggage?" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is Back! The guys bag on The Bachelorette's Brayden, Kane has a realization about San Diego, Kane is done making friends, Greg and Kane can't wait to see the Barbie movie, Pat reads from a Buzzfeed list of things that turn people off when dating, you can't just have a boat, Greg is watching Swiping America, The Bachelor is responsible for trauma dumping on dates, and Kane doesn't want to hear about your divorced parents. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane starts us off with a good one, Greg is loving Jack White's recent social media post, and Greg wishes he could fire meme creators. The guys discuss the Jonah Hill situation and if you glean anything positive from his messages, you shouldn't be allowed around people Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Kane Holloway is once again riding solo with Producer Pat, Greg isn't here to yell at Pat, Kane and Pat are filled with whimsy, Kane talks about The Bachelorette, Kane created a monster, spies don't talk about being spies, everyone has been sending Kane kind messages since Griffey passed away, and a listener needs advice because her boyfriend's playful teasing is becoming personal and mean. Kane has some movie date recommendations, and Pat reads a Buzzfeed article about men also being the victims of toxic masculinity. Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Kane Holloway is riding solo with Producer Pat, Kane talks about the loss of his cat, Griffey, and how he's dealing with his grief and in Reddit Remix, it's "Did my boyfriend really make a Tinder account to view men's haircuts?" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number twelve. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Thrown From A Rooftop Downtown" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! Kane can't go home, the guys talk Chalamet, Kane and Pat talk horror movie maniacs, let people like what they like, a round of titles, Greg and Kane tell Pat about Bachelor In Paradise, the guys talk about a couple of famous potatoes, the guys take a pass on Russel Brand, Kane still has more Marty stories,  picking a Reddit Remix, Greg doesn't want to do the hard work, exhale the bullsh*t, Buddha loves the Kardashians, Kane knows what a Rogan pillow looks like, Reddit Remix picks, the leopard sweater makes another appearance, we've got the most professional podcast in town, you ever see uncooked hangar steak?, more titles, talking top sheets and pillows with Paul Ober, hit up the Redbubble, always be quoting RuPaul, and it's almost exclusively sh*t quotes. Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway have so much for you this week, the guys catch up with The Ultimatum, Greg used to do dating ultimatums on his TV show, and a listener needs help with a lying roommate. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane gets corrected, don't use your trauma as an excuse to be a sh*tty person, 30,000 people like a crappy post, Kane brings a pair of terrible quotes, and Pat reads some more Dane Thomas quotes. Pat reads a list from Buzzfeed about things men say that women do to make them feel special, the guys are split on receiving flowers and head rubs, and in Reddit Remix, it's "Are all women really bisexual?" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt, Kane Holloway, and Producer Pat talk candy! Greg is off at sea so we're presenting two formerly Patreon exclusive Candy Casts. If you've been a fan of Greg's for any amount of time you know he loves his candy, so indulge your sweet tooth this week with "It's A Chocolatey Grave" and "Cow Juice And Horse Ankles" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are back in the studio at All Things Comedy, Pat is in color, Greg's new book has a title, the guys are loving the new season of The Ultimatum, Kane has some new tattoos, and a listener wants to know if they should hook up with exes or leave well enough alone. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg is looking for a new segment, Kane is watching a show where a therapist shows her sessions, Greg is drinking Milky Way coffee, Greg and Kane reveal what Funko pops they own, Pat found a new source of bad quotes, and Kane wants to coach a rich person. Kane has an upcoming Going Dutch show, the guys have thoughts about the retention movement, in a double dose of Reddit Remix it's, "Does This Girl Like Me?", and "Is It Gay For A Man To Tell Another Man Good Morning?, Greg gets tackled, and Kid Rock drinks corporate swill.  Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway talk about how hard it is to write comedy based on substance abuse, Greg's never seen anyone use a credit card on Chopped, and a listener writes in for advice in dealing with a fairly unique f*cker, his twin brother. Also, What Does This Meme?, will this be your next tattoo?, a guy asks Kane to tattoo a misspelled word on him, a listener sends in a story about a silent date on a cruise, another listener is curating her Hinge profile to meet another listener, Greg shares a quote from Nikki Sixx, the guys talk about the waning use of cursive, and Greg wanted to call himself "Skullcandy the Impaler". Kane meets an audience member who benefitted from the advice of a motivational speaker that Kane roasted on the show, the guys read a 5 star review, Pat reads from a list of absurdly masculine takes, and, guys, just go have a circle don't. Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number eleven. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Blood Red Metalflake" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! The guys talk FBOY Island, let's pick a Reddit Remix, time for some Bach chat, Greg's family did not like The Suicide Squad, a round of titles, Kane is wearing a Limp Bizket shirt and Pat wants to know why, more FBOY Island, Greg gives up sugar, we get a good meme, Don McLean gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Pat won't watch Bachelor in Paradise, if Greg wanders off, he's quit the show, the guys talk What If?, another round of titles, Kane is getting talked about on other podcasts, exploring the concept of delete, delete, delete, there's peanut butter and chocolate all over Kane's stuff, Greg loves the drama, even more FBOY Island, and what would you choose if you could only choose one? Cookies, cake or ice cream? Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers ,Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway both start the show, the guys talk about being in your 20's, all Kane's friends are older, all of Greg's friends are younger, Kane reads from an article called, "Six ways to strengthen your relationship in 2023", Greg hates it right at the drop, the guys talk about Love And Death, and if you lose communication, you lose connection. Also, What Does This Meme?, we get a good one right up top, Kane's goal is to be one of the hot ones, wasting time is one of life's greatest joys, and Pat reads three increasingly better quotes from joyfulsmolthings. Give us a review and we'll read it on the show, and in Reddit Remix it's, "My neighbor's teenage son proposed a polyamorous relationship with my wife and I" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number ten. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Thrown From A Rooftop Downtown" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! We start with a round of titles, who does Greg share a birthday with?, a guy wants Greg and Kane's autographed pictures, He's Just Not That Into You is still big in pop culture, Reddit Remix options, who has a melon baller?, another round of titles, Kane is Stedman, Kane's stepmom's sister has some inappropriate advice for him, the guys talk Black Widow, no one likes Kane's newly shaven face, Greg is mentioned on the podcast Threedom, more titles, the guys talk about the bad films of David Ayer, reading the comments with Ashley Hesseltine from Girls Gotta Eat, talking FBOY Island with Ashley, silent retreats, and sometimes Greg has nothing to say. Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Pat doesn't introduce himself, the guys talk about the trailer for The Flash, Kane doesn't want to dislike Jason Bateman, Batman kills everyone, Kane brings a quadri of questions from his Going Dutch show, Greg is on the dating apps, Kane's red flag is blonde hair, and Pat doesn't need the guys' help while soaking. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane has some Real Man Quotes-ish memes, Greg brings a good one from an unlikely source and Pat brings a mixed bag trio of quotes. Kane has a couple of new date ideas and in Reddit Remix, it's "My wife won't stop giving the worst blowjobs of all time...on purpose" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to Haiti's number one podcast, Kane can't get introduced properly, the guys talk the Love Is Blind reunion, and a listener wants to know how to handle her lover having a hot female BFF. Also, What Does This Meme?, we are inspiring you one quote at a time, we're math whizes, we may have reached the end of what does this meme?, the audience is voting for us to stop, we get some questions about the return of grey sweatpants season and we get an update from a listener who took the guys' advice. A listener challenges Lil' Squirt Squirt to an Oboe playoff, and in Reddit Remix, it's "I'm concerned and kind of disgusted by my boyfriend's choice of engagement ring." Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number nine. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Lambretta" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! We start with a round of titles, we run down some Reddit Remix options, the guys discuss Venmo with Julie Krafchick from the Datable podcast, Greg is embarrassing Kane in front of company, DTBFF is a very handsome show, Pat dresses up for our new listeners, the show has a mythology, more Reddit Remix options, dating app red flags, we get an actual meme, Greg is done with baby Yoda, Kane is unfollowing right now, Streamyard feels like violence, Greg is looking well, another round of titles, Pat is keeping the show on task, Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman from the Couples Therapy podcast don't have memes, Reddit Remix picks with Andy and Naomi, everyone is friending Greg on Venmo, we've done this question before, we're a professional podcast, Pat is frozen, and Kane isn't taking Greg's bullsh*t today. Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the show that explains it in the title, the guys talk about how John Wick is a guy who doesn't take bullish*t from f*ckers, Greg receives an insult that works as a compliment and likes the idea of himself better than the reality, the guys catch up on Love Is Blind, nobody deserves anything, and a listener wants to know if it's ok to move and leave her mom and brother behind. Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys want to know if this segment actually helps anyone, Greg loves an entrepreneur and is getting some digital shoes, the guys want you to read that again, Kane talks about the Walter White/Heisenberg theory, and nostalgia is a nice warm blanket. Kane reads some recent comments from our social media posts and in Reddit Remix it's, "My roommate's boyfriend will not go home." Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, you know Greg, Kane is excited to have someone from The Bachelor as an upcoming guest, Kane reads four questions from his Going Dutch show, Greg thought about quitting dating, the guys want to watch Jeff Probst climb in the mud, and dating is an option. Also What Does This Meme?, we've never done the show before, a listener send in a good one, Greg is not a slave to his pleasures and hates people who are obsessed with weakness, and Pat has a trio of bad quotes. A listener writes in with some hilarious DMs from dating apps and in Reddit Remix it's, "Was I wrong for telling my girlfriend that I masturbate to girls we know?" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, we're back in the studio at All Things Comedy, Greg loves dark at three in the afternoon, Kane is tired of the California rain, Pat reads some non boring first date questions from Buzzfeed, Kane thinks Pat has Jeff vibes, Greg is so Greg, and attendees of Kane's Going Dutch show have some personal questions for the guys. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg hates people, Kane is uninspired by his quotes, Greg has all the answers, and not everyone want or needs your apology. The guys do a mini Candy Cast with candy from Ireland and in Reddit Remix it's "My boyfriend of six months told me I need to unlove the men from my past before I can love him" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway thank you for listening and participating in the show, Kane spent his St. Patrick's Day in Boston and he and Greg don't care for the holiday, and a listener wants to know how to keep a level head getting back into the dating scene. Also, What Does This Meme?, we live in a society, Greg spent too much time satisfying his own soul, and Pat reads a quote from the most recent episode of Ted Lasso. A listener wants to know if being upfront about her sexual desires is a turn on, and in Reddit Remix it's, "My ex showed up drunk to my house last night, should I tell his soon to be wife?" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway talk about seeing or not seeing Cocaine Bear, the guys haven't enjoyed the Magic Mike trilogy, Greg on watches The Bachelor so he can listen to podcasts about it, Kane has a list of his most hated people from all dating shows, and Kane reads some questions from his Going Dutch show. Also, What Does This Meme?, send something into the show because Greg would love it! Kane is not finding inspiration in his quotes, they guys find another thing they strongly disagree about, we're not going to tell you to go to the gym, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. Greg talks bout his new drink obsession and in Reddit Remix, it's "Am I the asshole for not waking up my girlfriend for her exam after I overheard her calling me a little bitch?" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, technical difficulties prevented us from getting our new episode up in time so we're dipping back into our Patreon to join Greg and his fill in co-host, Lil' Squirt Squirt for "The Donald Duck Party Starts When You Walk Out The Door", "Hard Tackle Touch", and "That's Right, I Know The Word Terraform"   Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the podcast that has never let you down, the guys love talking about golf, gone f*ckin', we're the Michael Jordan of podcasts, and a listener needs advice on how to meet women in real life. Also, What Does This Meme?, an elderly woman gives a date review, your career will absolutely tell you it is done with you, Kane forces himself to go out, Greg wants to enjoy the ground, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. A listener wants to know who the f*cker is in a ghost wedding and in Reddit Remix it's "Today I f*cked up when I shared the news about my new job" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway have been watching Netflix's Perfect Match, Kane hates Shane, the guys aren't sure why Nick Lachey is hosting tv shows, the guys want Pat to be The Bachelor, a listener wants to know what happened to dating because guys have nothing to say, the guys love talking about food and their favorite tv shows, and Greg gets personal. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane is inspired by his new puppy, Kane's sister takes another stab at sending in a meme, get watered, we believe in our own mediocrity, and a listener sends in a meme so good we end the segment early. It's a segment three kind of show, a couple listeners write in to thank the guys for their good advice, Greg doesn't have fifteen friends, and in Reddit Remix, it's "My girlfriend is a size queen and now I don't know if it's going to work." Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number eight. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Short Pants For Fatty" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! We jump back in with whatever the hell Kane was going to do, a round of titles, Monica Nevi helps us pick a Reddit Remix, Greg keeps leaving the show, in Reddit Remix it's, "My boyfriend says his anime sex doll isn't competition for me", Kane and Greg are matching, another set of titles, the guys talk The Bachelor with Jared Freid, there's too many needle drops in Cruella, more Cruella talk with Jared, Kane is a basic cheugy ass bitch, back with more titles, what's going on in St. Louis?, Greg and Kane talk The Bachelor, Kane requests the death metal version of the What Does This Meme? theme, Kane hates his roommate's snake, we're just doing filth now, Pat is over the whole coaching thing now, Greg's dog eats some birthday candles, Greg mentions he had cancer...again, the guys talk about what they've been watching, Greg wants to punch Kane, Pat goes to the movies for the first time after the start of the pandemic, Kane can't stop talking about Cruella, one last round of titles, Greg explains "unclean" to Yue Xu, more The Bachelor talk with Yue, guys are f*cking weird, and is that the show? Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt, Kane Holloway, and Producer Pat talk candy! Greg is off at sea so we're presenting two formerly Patreon exclusive Candy Casts. If you've been a fan of Greg's for any amount of time you know he loves his candy, so indulge your sweet tooth this week with "It's The Hot Dog Of Candy" and "F*ck Nuts All The Way." Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are getting into some pillow talk with Pat right out of the gate, Kane has a new puppy, we're working on a live show in San Diego, and a listener is getting needs advice with getting stuck taking care of her partner's son and not having sex. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener sends in a poster full of memes, a listener sends in a real man quotes candidate, Kane gets meme'd, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. Kane has another Going Dutch show coming up, a listener shares what she thought the guys looked like before she saw them, Greg never pictures podcasters having a beard, and in Reddit Remix it's, "My boyfriend was looking at foreplay instructions in front of me before we had sex." Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to movie phone, we play charlie dickaround, Kane tells Greg about a new Netflix dating show that draws contestants from other shows, Greg breaks Nick Lachey's heart, Kane is watching Break Point, Greg and Kane are performing at different shows on Valentine's Day, and a listener wants to know if all older guys shower after every round of sex. Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys are still looking for inspiration, Kane is phasing out the joggers look, a listener wants to know if she should put a meme on her LinkedIn page, Kane is moonlighting as a funeral beatboxer, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. Greg is locked in for segment three, a listener has some theories about the post show life of a Too Hot To Handle contestant, and in Reddit Remix it's "My cousin's gift ruined Christmas and possibly my relationship." Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are fast today, we've fixed everyone's problems, Kane doesn't have money to just keep his neck warm, listeners want to know how to handle a bad compliment and how women should make the first move, Greg loves a good swerve, and Pat reads an article from Buzzfeed about what makes guys ghostable. Also, What Does This Meme?, the guys love Alan Watts quotes, Greg bombed so hard on Conan he can still hear the silence, Kane's sister sends in a list that sets him off, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. Kane thanks everyone for coming out to his Going Dutch comedy show, and in Reddit Remix, it's "Am I the assh*le for telling my girlfriend to get rid of her creepy dummy." Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway wish you a happy and healthy new year, we're changing the name again, a listener writes in for advice with dealing with food issues, food is a real f*cker, Kane doesn't wear shorts, Greg made his first vision board, and Kane starts every workout with a dick pic. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg's meditation pays off literally, nothing is impossible unless you can't do it, Greg does't like the ocean, the guys like to be right, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. Kane is making a date idea book and reads some embarrassing hookup stories from Buzzfeed, and in Reddit Remix it's, "My girlfriend has a collection of hoodies from 50 men." Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway have advice on how to get your new year's resolutions on track, Greg has been keeping up with his fitness program, Kane only works out so he can eat like a pig, don't make us beg for questions, Greg and Pat tell Kane about the Andrew Tate/Greta Thunberg Twitter kerfuffle, Kane talks about his end of the year movie list and regretfully admits to Greg and Pat that Avatar 2 is good. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener wants Kane's acapella version of the song to be the permanent theme, the grey sweatpants era got Kane in trouble, relationships are done and people just want to hook up, Kane reads a quote like Pat, Greg reads some incel's signs of a weak man, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. Greg has questions about c*m gutters, Kane has a sex tarp, a listener has a show recommendation for the guys, and in Reddit Remix it's, "I want to offer my guy friend unlimited platonic blowjobs." Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are doing a lean show, the guys talk about how they're not excited about anything Marvel, the guys go hard on James Cameron and his enormous ego, Pat reads from a Buzzfeed article about behaviors that give people "the ick", and Greg hates dinosaurs now. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane reads some f*ckboi quotes, it's easier to get over Brad Pitt than you think, sucking d*ck is a non partisan activity, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. Is the podcast a gift for your ears?, the guys say f*ck you to the f*ckers in your life for you, a listener hopes Kane is on a dating show for divorcees, casting directors for Too Hot To Handle have to get women who are wet now, and the regular show is a bonus episode. Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian Katie K to the show, Kane is bringing segment three energy to segment one, Katie talks about getting body slammed on America's Got Talent, the guys are shocked that Katie met her husband on Tinder, Kane and Katie want to go on Bachelor in Paradise as villains, Greg is the only man in the room, we get an update about the "Can I eat your a*s?" guy, the guys get some bad news about one of their favorite shows, a listener wants to know what do do if you don't have a sense of humor, and Kane has been telling Katie to quit from day one. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane sings the theme for Katie, Greg won't sing any song, no one is thinking of you, Kane is bored now that he doesn't hate himself, the voice in Kane's head sounds like Greg, Katie finds inspiration from  Judge Judy, Kane doesn't want to think about his goals all the time, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. The guys discover that you can text the show's phone number when a listener texts us to ask if they should do stand up, Pat and Kane are jolly, and in Reddit Remix it's, "Am I the as*hole for pretending to not know my fiancee after she had a meltdown during boarding the plane and was eventually thrown off?" Find everything Katie at katiekcomedy.com Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to Too Hot To Handle season four, Greg is upset that the contestants are discount hot, FBOY Island gets the Golden Greggers, the dating shows lack diversity, a listener writes in to ask should I break up with someone who finds my sense of humor annoying. Also, What Does This Meme?, our listeners are all 10's, Greg's struggle has turned him savage, Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes, and we meet beta Greg. A couple of listeners write in to thank the guys for their advice, Greg is excited for Christmas, and in Reddit Remix, it's "Am I the as*hole for asking to retract the open relationship I begged my wife for?" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number seven. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Black Sweater Massacre" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! Pat's got some ideas for a live show, it's time for a round of titles, the guys can't help with organic chemistry, dating advice is all the same, a listener wants to know why, more titles, Greg explains grip 'em ups and corndogging, Kane and Greg bond on a road trip, Kane hates his roommate, how do you have sex with a ghost?, the guys listen to the cartoon What Does This Meme? theme for the first time, Kane watches a clip from Greg's talk show, more roommate hate, Oprah loves corndogging, you're not for everyone, he's sounding it out, and Greg is adorably boomer. Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com  

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's the podcast's three year anniversary, Greg catches Kane up on some Love is Blind gossip, Kane's been watching Survivor, Greg meets Jeff Probst on Dave Grohl's tour bus, Kane has a meet/cute with J.K. Simmons, and a listener writes in for some advice on how to get over a lost love. Also, What Does This Meme?, we got our hat back, get yourself a poster of a cat poster, a meme cuts a little too close to the bone for Greg, Greg's segment one story has a segment two twist, a listener sends in a Tinder interaction that goes off the rails immediately, Kane wants to mess with a guy's legs and feet, a listener sends in some Karate Kyle memes, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. We love "The Listener", Greg is eating candles, in Reddit Remix a guy's ex wants to have casual sex but there's a catch, and Greg finds a new hero. Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg's abandoned his OnlyFans because it's too much work, we have some great merch at our RedBubble page, Greg and Kane need to become crypto/NFT bros, Greg is over Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, we check in on Greg's quest to become a ripped old man, they love to smoke on Love Island, and a listener writes in to ask how he should handle his separation from his girlfriend while doing what's best for his daughter. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane might try to make a new theme song, Greg and Kane quit when it's too hard, Kane shares a story of childhood humiliation, Greg goes to get therapy and ends up counseling his supposed therapist, and Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes. A listener writes in with some fish murder tips, and in Reddit Remix it's "I was beat up by an eight or nine year old." Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, you love them, you hate them...they're Real Man Quotes! Catch up from the very beginning and revel in that special kind of stupidity that can only come from Real Man Quotes. Enjoy! Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian Melissa Shoshani to the show, Kane and Melissa are old buddies, Melissa used to be a people pleaser, a listener writes in to tell the guys about her smelly date, Greg finds it hard to recommend getting on the dating apps, think about quitting, and Kane wishes more men would listen to the show. Also, What Does The Meme?, we get a couple good memes right off the bat, a listener has a suggestion for the real man quotes, we come to play every week, and Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes. Melissa is newly engaged and talks about the importance of communication, Kane is going through some growing pains in his new situation, and in Reddit Remix, it's "My husband can't accept that I don't like mustard". Find Melissa on Instagram here Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, you're in good hands, the guys talk about the new season of Love Is Blind, what a person looks like really is important, the guys need to get their nails done, a listener writes in to ask how to deal with a family f*cker, his mom, and just block everybody. Also, What Does This Meme? you don't have to send memes, everyone's a bag of garbage, and a listener sends in a meme that breaks the segment. Some listeners write in to let us know how they came to the show, Greg figures out who was watching his daytime tv show, the listener is shy, and in Reddit Remix, it's "Today I f*cked up by obliterating my wife's fish." Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane does it again, Greg wants to see Pat on FBOY Island and has been watching Love Island UK, Greg has decided he's going to be one of those super ripped old men, Kane recommends the One Punch Man workout and confuses Bruce Vilanch and Jack Lalanne, Greg has been doing a lot of comedy coaching, the show has been picking up a lot of new listeners and Discorders, and a listener writes in to ask if he should stay with his very attractive girlfriend or breakup to continue his Hot Boy Summer. Also, What Does This Meme?, dogs don't need inspirational quotes, stop trying to turn comedy into Vietnam, Greg reads a meme that has real man vibes, Greg is watching Naked and Afraid of Love, Greg is tired of beasts, bosses, and kings, Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes, and the author of the quotes is finally revealed. The guys discuss hoodie preference, Greg is going to need segment three energy if he wants to be jacked, a listener writes in to have the guys Roast My Ex, and in Reddit Remix, it's my girlfriend is confusing me with her kink. Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number six. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Blood Red Metalflake" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! Pat gets snippy with the episodes, we have to talk about the Venmo thing, nobody does Venmo like Behrendt does Venmo, it's time for a round of titles, Greg is going to send Steve Agee two dollars, you guys coming to my screwdriver club?,   grumpy Greg goes after the DC cinematic universe, Styles and Chalamet won't stop bothering the show, Idris Elba smells like a festival, what is happening to this show?, Greg and Pat won't watch Mortal Kombat, the guys love Gordon Ramsay, Kane's girl is Dina Downtown, the guys can't watch the pottery show, Greg hasn't been earnest since episode six, future Pat is struggling while Kane has a bad day, Pat is waiting for a place to cut in, and Greg loves the Seinfeld music. Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway come at you right out of the gate like a bullet, Pat has his own listeners, Greg loves F*ckbuddy Mountain from the show "Reboot" so he and Kane pitch the actual show, the guys talk Bachelor in Paradise, and a new listener writes in to ask for advice regarding his friend who is not so secretly crushing on his girlfriend. Also, What Does This Meme?, help me future Greg, the guys riff on a date idea from a listener, Greg and Kane have a hard time returning texts and calls, Greg's been doing a lot of comedy coaching lately, the show has a fear section now apparently, and Pat reads some more ridiculous Real Man Quotes. New energy for segment three, the show gets an update from a listener who highly recommends Greg and Kane's advice, Greg is going to start attending porn conventions to promote his Onlyfans and sell merch, Greg needs to start buying rings, and the show goes live on Tik Tok for Reddit Remix, where the guys do part two of "My boyfriend makes up his own stupid folksy sayings and it's driving me crazy" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the show, as a self help podcast we're a C-, the show is getting popular on Tik Tok, you either have to start doing something or stop doing something, Kane is a new Harry Styles fan, and we find out what brought some listeners to the show. Also, What Does This Meme?, an action is required, Kane has an anxiety attack on stage, the guys talk about their shared love of Gary Gulman, Kane hates one of Pat's quotes, and Pat reads some Real Man Quotes. A new listener has a question about how to handle comments about her booty shorts, actual death needs a gun, it's a community, we are the furthest thing from The Joe Rogan Show, and in Reddit Remix, it's "Am I the assh*le for dropping our dinner on the ground and walking out after he said 'What's for dinner tonight bi*ch?'" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian and writer, Laurie Kilmartin, to the show, Greg and Laurie have a history of medical conditions together, Laurie takes a lot of bullsh*t from f*ckers, Greg and Laurie talk about writing comedy, Laurie is not on the apps, Pat reads some humorous new app suggestions, someone on Tik Tok said Greg is boomer comedy, Greg tells Laurie about his OnlyFans, and Kane wants to know why Greg hasn't called Oprah. Also, What Does This Meme?, it's hard to do act outs on Twitter, we finally get sent a good meme, Kane reads the world's longest meme, Laurie hates "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger", and Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes. A listener writes in to say that the horror movie date is Kane's best yet, Greg tells Laurie about Kane's silent date, Laurie puts an end to the date ideas, in Reddit Remix it's "An online IQ test is ruining my polyamorous relationship", and sometimes smart women like dumb guys. Find Laurie on Twitter at @anylaurie16 Find Laurie on Instagram at anylaurie16 Buy Laurie's new stand up album, Corset Listen to The Jackie and Laurie Show Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg reveals that he has one, Kane accuses Greg of being George Costanza, Greg has MILF hands, the Venmo experiment has failed, Greg is either punching nazis or going up your buttle, male strangers want to see Kane's feet, Ben Stiller subscribes, we're finally becoming a fetish podcast, and there's a lot of filth on Twitter. Also, What Does This Meme?, dating shows are full of empty platitudes, a listener sends a potentially threatening meme, we're the f*ckers for Fire It Up!, a listener requests the death metal version of the theme song, the guys talk about Anthony Bourdain, and Pat reads some more Real Man Quotes. A listener wants to know what happened to chivalry, men are intentionally stupid, the only masculine thing Greg does is wearing men's clothes, and the guys are going to oil wrestle in front of Greg's dogs. Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com