Foul House Mates Podcast

Grab your doctorate and headbang to this NEW EPISODE of FHM. Cinema Cellar host and North Jersey stand up comic Chas Dente joins the mad lads for a full on film discussion episode. The crew go into the worst movies they've ever seen, genres of films they wish made a comeback, the best of Cinema Cellar, Deliverance, edgy tryhards making political statements, Liam gushing over Troma Films, Dan's hatred of Wired and the pain that is movie theater family nights. The boys conclude with a mini reading series of one Jeffery Young, the man they call "The Rock Doc" who lived up to his name, even if he wasn't a real doctor. Follow us over on Spotify, Apple Podcast (review us pls), Anchor and where ever podcasts are held hostage. IG: Foulhousemateshq Twitter: @realUltraLiam / @daniel_caprio / @ChasDente

GME MIGHT BE DOWN, BUT DOGECOIN IS FOREVER! Welcome back to another BANGER filled episode of FHM. New Brunswick stand up comedy host Pip (Pluto) Smith joins the mad lads for one part Mad Money meets Barstool Sports, one part Dweck-filled intervention, one part OJ Simpson fan club. Pip regales the tales of his underground open mic that was too hot for NBPD, comics too offensive for stage time and drug fueled fist fights too heated to even happen. Liam goes in on the GME stock squeeze news while Caprio brings in another week's edition of everyone's favorite segment, "Reading OJ Simpson's Twitter Feed". Discussion also includes Limp Bizkit bombing at Woodstock, an impromptu Richard Dweck intervention, micro breweries, 'The Day The Clown Cried', Sharon Tate's ass, Mark Hoppus and his 'age again', the Y2K curse and much much more.

This week on the podcast, the lads are joined by Jersey City artist and comic Kayt Hester for an almost stream of conscious conversation. Dan goes in DEEP on crime drama fiction thriller "The Murder Of Nicole Brown Simpson" (yep, that's a film that does exist), a film directed by the same clown who directed "The Haunting of Sharon Tate". Oh boy, is that a doozy? Discussions also include first time concerts, THAT terrible inauguration painting, open mic pet peeves, Dan's awful Beach Boys experience, Andre The Giant's brother being an Uber driver, terrible modern art paintings, Cannibal Holocaust, Kayt's experience with Richard Dweck, hating Mike Love and much much more. Follow us on: Insta: @Foulhousemateshq Twitter: @realUltraLiam @daniel_caprio

THIS ISN'T JUST A PODCAST ABOUT SHOOTING SHIT. IT'S A PODCAST ABOUT AMERICA! Episode 32 is IN THE BOOKS! New Jersey comic Dylan O' Malley joins the mad lads for a wild and crazy time. The boys go in depth about one of the worst biopics ever filmed, the two hour John Belushi drug PSA 'Wired' from 1989, which lives up to the rep. Discussions also includes Dylan's travels to South Central, British otter movies, Michael Chiklis, Liam Neeson's piss fetish, Armie Hammer's cannibal fetish, Dan's otter fetish, drunk racist Liam Neeson, a very bad Dan Ackroyd impersonation, coke in a bathroom, 'Continental Divide' and much much more. Follow us on: Instagram: @foulhousemateshq Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast, Overcast and where ever podcasts are held hostage.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2021 is starting out pretty wild so far. The capitol was raided by terrorists, a second impeachment has been passed and SEASON 3 OF FOUL HOUSEMATES HAS COMMENCED! Blazo Comedy Network star and North Jersey stand up Chris Park joins the lads as they recount their favorite memes from the totally not funny, very serious raid of our capitol by Viking Nazis, power metal guitar players and various other morons. Other nonpolitical discussion topics include John Travolta's terrible filmography, Movie Pass, Italian North Jersey comics, Michael Winslow, Steven Seagal on SNL, Spaghetti Hacks, another rousing addition of "READING OJ'S TWITTER FEED", Eve6 and much more. Don't wanna miss out. Follow us on Instagram @foulhousemateshq to keep up with new episodes, exclusive clips or just to hit us up with questions.

YOU DON'T LIKE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS!?! BETTER SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH BOY! This week, Keep It Basement's very own Tom Zappia joins the mad lads to drop some 90s alt-rock history and to dunk on Liam's stupid ass on Chili Peppers/The Strokes knowledge. The gang go in on the legendary four piece with Liam and Zap-man butting heads over the minds behind, "Give It Away", "By The Way", "Sikamikanico" and "Higher Ground" (the best Stevie Wonder cover of ALL TIME). Discussion also includes Morton Downey jr, Tom's hatred of Amy Schumer, Bully Beatdown, interviewing porn stars, Yo' Mama, top three best guitarists of all time, Bill Hicks and everyone who ripped him off, Dragonforce and much more.

GRAB YOUR CLOSEST BAR STOOL AND LAUNCH IT AT THE NEAREST PERSON! It's time for another BANGER, HOMIE FILLED episode of FHM. New Jersey stand up comic and Bam Margera tour survivor Eleazar Guzman joins the mad lads this week as the boys stumble into some wild tales of dead comics, bar fights and Russian assassins? Who knew South Amboy, New Jersey was so damn intense! Eleazar recount tales of being led on by the now defunct Dangerfield's, witnessing two separate bar fights at the same show he hosted, performing air guitar on stage against his will, overdosing comedians dying in bar bathrooms and performing in the Red Room from Twin Peaks. Discussion also includes the Homies toy line, another rendition of "Reading OJ Simpson's Twitter Feed", Rob Liefeld and his amazing contribution to comic books, getting bumped by Barry Ribs, Frank Miller being the worst and much much more.

WOOOHAAAA!!! It's a new episode right at your feet! Chi-town's finest Connor Dixon joins the lads for a deep dive of SNL bans, American Psychos and trashed stages. Connor runs down a tale of almost getting #cancelled in New York as Caprio talks about booking a Stephen Lynch ripoff who stole his bits. Liam goes into his top five worst Christmas songs and follows it by gushing over FEAR's notorious SNL performance. Discussion also includes writing kids in movies, terrible mid-2000s comedy films, American Psycho and it's legacy, white actors doing Rasta impersonations, Diablo Cody, songs about having sex with Santa Claus, FEAR being the GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME and much more.

BOOMSHAKALAKA! On this weeks episode, the boys are joined by stand up comic, former underground battle rapper, father of three and avid fan of the No-Limit Soldiers Seth "The Wrist" Michael Serrano to dribble downtown with some hot takes and wacky tales. Dan and Seth recount "Da Last Don" while Liam reminds the two about the No-Limit Soldiers v.s. West Texas Rednecks in WCW. The boys also become the draft kings, drafting the first five of their 90's NBA dream teams. Dan introduces a NEW SEGMENT on the show, "Reading OJ Simpson's Twitter Feed" and the lads tell Dan about "Juiced", the Punk'd ripoff starring OJ himself! Discussions also includes Seth's hatred of Penny Hardaway, the movie Gummo, Harmony Korine, UWE BLAB?? UWE BLAB!!!, why the "Bad Boy" Pistons are Liam's favorite basketball team, terrible Punk'd ripoffs, OJ eulogizing Nichole Brown's mother on Twitter, Master P being on OZ and much much more. This bad boy episode is A SLAM DUNK!!

Whip out a few cold ones and try not to have sex with your close friend's mom! It's time for another episode of FHM. This week, the lads talk to Philly comic, roast battle champion and #certifiedlongboy Shawn Gardini about roast battles and open mic fiascos. The boys also run down their top three #certifiedlongboys at the moment while Shawn learns about the legend of our lord and savior, Richard Dweck. Discussion also includes horror stories from the Co-op, getting bullied into mediocre roast performances, Dennis Rodman, NEVER HIT ON DWECK'S MOM, Andre The Giant, beating up homeless people and much more.

This week's episode of FHMs is so fire, our recording software consistently died multiple times throughout. So you know it's gonna be a banger. On this week's episode, that no good some of a bitch Doug Trench joins the lads to discuss his feud with one Carl Callan, local comic and living legend. The two have beef, like that "This might get ugly" style beef. Like that "No Vaseline" style beef. It's pretty spicy is what I'm saying. Other discussions (or attempts at discussions) include Mike Bloomberg's presidential run, The Village People, Journey and why they suck, watching over you corners (or whatever the hell they talk about on The Wire), being attracted to Fran Drescher, the seminal classic HBO show OZ (the greatest TV show period! End of story! Fight me I DARE YOU), Saturday Night Fever and much much more! Plus, Doug drops heavy shots on our boy Carl. It gets heated, too heated for our recording software to handle apparently.

Hope you're ready for a full on, stand up filled episode of FHM this week, cause DANM! We got some mud to throw. Sharkey's host, Union stand up comic and former Scotty's Comedy Cove booker Kevin Hall joins the mad lad with too many horror stories to recount. Hall shoots straight about his former employment as a waiter and later booker for a local comedy club, notorious for terribly racist comics and alienating almost everyone else. Discussions also includes running a mic in a Pagan MC hangout, eating sushi off a naked stripper, Mark Normand at the Comedy Cove, 60 Days In, doing stand up in an AirBnB, police raiding bars, Riff Raff haircuts, stand up dress codes and much much more. Strap in. It's about to get real.

SET YOUR CRACKPIPES DOWN AND STRAP IN! On this spooky scary skeleton filled episode of FHM, the lads are joined by NJ comic and recovering 80s bad guy Tim Rager for a small, but action filled discussion. The boys talk about their worst sets they've ever had, list off their favorite crackheads and drop some Halloween recommendations before the season's end. Discussion includes Al Bundy, white women singing 'Zombie' by The Cranberries, the ghost of Neil Peart screwing up Liam's set, Rob Ford, Menace 2 Society and much much more.

CUBA GOODING JR SAID WHAT AT A NIGHT CLUB? JUDGE JOE BROWN'S BEEFING WITH YOUNG THUG!? WHAT IS UP WITH IMPRACTICAL JOKERS' STAR JOHNNY HOLLYWOOD?!? All questions are answered and discussed on this week's episode. Brighton Bar bartender, roast enthusiast and stand up comic Ziggy Bryson joins the lads for a riff heavy discussion. For about the first hour, the guys get into their worst horror movies they've ever seen. The following discussion includes Cuba Gooding JR being a party animal, Judge Joe Brown on Vlad TV, Mac Lethal, Watsky, John Hollywood's wonderful youtube channel and a little bit more. Also, Dan has a bit of an announcement to make about a full blown show in the future (when the world isn't burning).

Needless political talks, bad improv and terrible Chip Chipperson impersonations? You've come to the right place here in the newest episode of everyone's favorite crusty comedy podcast. New Brunswick's very own Devon Hall joins the lads for a politically charged dick measuring contest filled episode. The boys discuss E-Girls and Twitch, Dan's Rogue fetish and obsession of Tulsi Gabbard, Ren & Stimpy and Nickelodeons' pedophile hiring process, can Conservatives be funny (the jury is still out on that), drunk people performing improv, a literal big dick measuring contest and much much more. Listen in or what? You some kinda loser idiot or sumthin'? (There's a lot of Chip Chipperson impersonations in this bad boy. I am big sorry)

What? You didn't want three comics to talk about 1994 box office SNL bomb 'It's Pat'? NO!?!? Welp, I apologize ahead of time. On this week's episode of Foul House Mates, the lads are joined by stand up comic, animation superfan and professional Mitch Hedberg impersonator Jon Beecroft. The gang get on a loooong discussion of the failing of SNL movies and Nickelodeon classics Good Burger. Discussion also includes the "Bo Knows" ad campaign and what god Liam dying over it, who thought Blues Brothers 2000 was a good idea, the dumpster fire that was Red Bank's Dublin House open mic, the 1994 SNL cut classic 'It's Pat', Adult Swim cartoon lineups, MUUUUUUUUMMY'S ALIVE, Dan Schneider and his weird pedo foot fetish and much much more. Hope you enjoy the endless discussion of SNL's 1994 Best Picture nominee 'It's Pat' cause it's a seminal classic that never needs to be forgotten.

Neo-Nazi mini-vans, comic wanted posters and infinite wilderness. Must be a deep discussion on the state of Oregon! On this episode of Foul House Mates, Long Branch stand up comic Sean McDonough joins the guys and talks about his time up in the beaver state. Discussions and tales include living in a van, stand up comedy in areas of Oregon, recording a comedy album, finding Nazi insignias in your minivan, the current political climate and dogmatic centrism, the writing process and much more. This is arguably the deepest conversation we've had thus far.

On the first BONUS episode of the podcast, the lads had to suffer through the now infamous Netflix feature "Cuties" and need to do a big moan. They go into everything...and that means EVERYTHING about this pretentious mess of a French drama. They also get into the discussion and controversy surrounding the film, Netflix's marketing and Ted Cruz being a tit. If you swear off watching "Cuties" for yourself, check this episode out.

Young comedy promoter and magician extraordinaire Danny Braff joins the lads for this bite sized episode. The guys discuss the last show they all did and the township they were in, Ron Jeremy being an absolute ghoul, Sturgis and the alleged COVID case numbers, cliques in comedy and much more.

THIS IS A PEEPEES OUT PODCAST! FULLY BLOWN PEEPEES OUT! Stand up mastermind and Co-Owner of Jestr Comedy Franco Danger joins the lads this week on an all out banger of an episode. We discuss the current state of pandemic mics. Liam vents about old men reading memoirs at open mics. The lads get into international music trends and Franco's dislike for French hip hop. Dan tries to rip into Cuties. Franco gushes over Hitoshi Matsumoto's Documental and the lads talk Japanese subcultures. The gang sits in the dirt and goes into Jestr Comedy Content House, the "alleged" rat within the crew and Scotty's Comedy Cove.

Bobcat Goldthwait talking to horses? Top three stand up comics that bring your dander up? JOE PISCOPO AND CHARLIE ROCKET DISCUSSIONS?!? It must be another wild installment of Foul House Mates. Delaware stand up comic Brandon Vincent Jackson joins the lads to discuss Denver comedy for a little bit. This is a film filled episode when the lads talk movies for a vast majority of the cast. Some grand, others...are Hot To Trot from 1988. Other topics include Liam's view on SNL, great comics who release terrible specials, Yuengling prices in Camden, Charles Rocket, Dan Caprio's hatred of Billy Crystal, Gosford Park and wishing it was People Under The Stairs instead, Stop or My Mom Will Shoot and Rhinestone, John Mulaney being overrated and much more.

IF YOU WANNA STEP UP, YOU'RE GONNA GET hooked on this episode of Foul House Mates. Jersey City stand up comic and Nu-Metal connoisseur Mark "BIG DOG" Henley stops by for a bit to share his love of Nu-Metal to the lads. Discussion includes Marty Jannetty's surreal Facebook posts, Motorhead, the best movie soundtracks (which is The Warriors soundtrack IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE LYING TO YOURSELF), WARAQ, Drowning Pool and the Punisher soundtrack, Liam and Dan's top five racist wrestling characters and much much more...oh and Nu-Metal. A ton of Nu-Metal. So GET UP GET UP GET UP, DROP THIS track into your queue, and give it a listen.

BETRAYAL! BETRAYED! SCANDAL! FRAUD! These are the focal points in this heated, intense episode of Foul House Mates. Stand up comic and improv specialist (gross) Kyle Colorado joins the lads in an episode he didn't expect to be a straight HIT PIECE! Former guest of the podcast REDACTED had wronged Liam Wolfe and he's out for blood. Could Dan Caprio save him from total annihilation? (He can't and didn't) Outside of the MASSIVE BETRAYAL, discussion includes Pop Punk, Improv (gross), the worst bands of all time, high school emo bands, card flipping, Don Harris's thoughts on Kyle Colorado, Kyle's start in comedy and avid defense of improv (GROSS) and much much more. This is the show that got REDACTED banned from the podcast forever. Check it out and await the burnt bridge.

On this pull no punches, straight shooting edition of the Foul Housemates, stand up comic Don Harris joins the lads to drop some hard knowledge, take some pisses between hot takes and to reminisce on several bar fights he participated in. Discussion includes the Chubby Pickle, three white guy's top five rappers of all time, the time Don almost got into a fight with a MMA fighter, racism and double standards in stand up comedy, real deep discussions on our current political climate, "the comedy cunts", Don's top five least favorite stand up comics in NJ and so much more. This is gonna be a wild...wild ride.

On this very cursed episode of Foul House Mates, stand up comic Molly Miller joins the lads in what could only be described as an "interesting" episode. Recording software crashes, vocal distortion and an entire block blackout cannot stop this podcasts upload! Discussion includes Pee-Wee Herman, stand up comics that inspired our work, sexism in stand up, how cursed this episode is and much much more. Hail Satan!

What's up fellow Funky Head Hunters! Episode 11 is IN THE BOOKS! Stand up comic and hip hop head Matt Nascimento joins us for a long, stellar discussion of comedy, hip hop and mostly Adam Sandler films. Discussion includes Cheese Cake Factory, Uncut Gems, Arnold Schwarzenegger and his terrible C-tier filmography, MC Hammer attempting to murder MC Search, COBRA, sipping lean and DMT, sharing our collective top five hip hop albums, the Super Mario Bros Movie, the Funky Head Hunter and so...so much more...did I mention we talk extensively about Adam Sandler being terrible? Also shout out to our former guest and favorite comedy hooligan Dylan Trimboli for interrupting our recording.

Here it is. The horror...the horror...the horror.... Stand up comic and Dan Caprio's secret life partner Richard Dweck joins the cast for a almost three hour nightmare, one that will leave you scarred after sitting through it. Every possible topic Dan wanted to get off his chest was said while Liam Wolfe listens in as his sanity escapes his body. Topics include Dweck's special, Dwecks love life, hotel parties, Dweck's take on Punk and stand up comedy, Dweck telling Chris D'elia to kill himself, multiple cut outs, Applebees and (unfortunately) much...much more. If you ever thought our podcast was a Richard Dweck Cast before, you won't be shocked.

Happy post AmericaFest gang! The guys are joined by Long Branch comic and "Me and My Cousins" host Angelo Gingerelli for a bit sized episode. Discussion includes open mic comedy coming back, Invasion USA, Angelo's roommate Michael Myers, fireworks going wild, Dan's continuous Richard Dweck obsession, DJ Screw and much more. Cook some left over hot dogs, colonize some land for your fore fathers and drop in for a listen. Big announcement for the next episode at the end.

Brighton Bar regular and juvenile delinquent Dylan Trimboli joins Dan and Liam on this METAL AS HELL episode of Foul House Mates (which was totally not intended). Discussions include the band Tool, best chicken wing spots in Jersey, Dweck's top 50 metal bands list, stand up comedy slowly coming back to the tri-state area, Bam Margera, terrible album singles, Dylan not writing much during quarantine and a couple extra topics...oh and Dan's obsession with Richard Dweck continues throughout this episode.

On this weeks episode of Foul House Mates, Colonel Mastodon Power Hour host Dan Farley drops in and brings plenty of tales in his bag of goodies. Discussions include "The King Of Staten Island" (and Dweck's review of it), Jolt Cola, 90's basketball being stacked with talent (to get murked by Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls), Chris Benoit, the 90's Knick's, Dan's uncle Bob, McDonald's Cop, Alonzo Mourning, Dan's illegal years in the restaurant business, Phil Murphy suing Asbury Park, Liam's Domino's team leader starting a sex cult, Michael Madsen in Free Willy 2 and much much more.

Brighton Bar stand up regular and Kearny Commission associate Gary Mclain joins us this week for an in depth discussion on the Roast of Richard Dweck...again. However, that's not all there is on this sick episode right here! Discussion includes Chaz Seattle, Ben Williams the joke thief, the worst top 50 movie list of all time, Tom Silver being old, uncomfortable open mic performances, Liam's terrible Sesame Street bit, Dweck's comedy credits (or lack there of), Union scam mics, Air Wolf and much much more.

Stand up comic and one half of the Colonel Mastodon Power Hour podcast Reggie Parker joins us for this weeks episode. Liam and Reggie go into a pretty deep (maybe too deep/not deep enough discussion for this podcast) discussion on the current protests, police brutality, warrior training and how the US needs to push forward with reform in the future. Other topics include Monster Rancher, character stand up comics, getting threatened by mimes and clowns in Delaware, 10th Street Live, Jeffery Epstein being a Monster Rancher, Pokemon teams, hosting a comedy show drunk and much much more. Donate to these foundations: https://nymag.com/strategist/article/where-to-donate-for-black-lives-matter.html

Episode 4 is in the bag! This week, local stand up comic Carl Callen joins us for a two hour wild ride of insanity. Discussion includes talking about Dan's heavy metal radio host years, John Lennon and his last words, Dan Nainan, hecklers giving Liam bronchitis, Long Branch legend Ben Williams, censorship in the music industry, Joe Biden being a racist and much much more. 115 Foundations You Can Donate To In Support Of BLM : https://nymag.com/strategist/article/where-to-donate-for-black-lives-matter.html

This week, Kearny Commission's brainchild, musician and closet Stevie Nicks fan Kelsey R. Volk joins Daniel Caprio and Liam Wolfe for this chaotic and out of control episode. Discussions include Richard Dweck's wrestling career, Stevie Nicks, Trapt being removed from Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1+2, christian metal, Arash Dibazar and his brand of "self help", THE DWECKINATOR, Caprio's closet christian metal addiction, Cabaret Q, Kelsey being an indie hipster in high school and MUCH MUCH MORE! Certainly a SLOBBER KNOCKER of an episode!

The long awaited EPISODE 2 has finally been released! This week, Liam Wolfe and Daniel Caprio are joined by fellow stand up comic and Twitch streamer Mike Cava (themanchild30) for a full blown mad discussion. We talk Twitch controversy, Belle Delphine bath water, why Dan bullies mentally challenged open micers, the friends of the podcast, school shooters saying the n-word, the Road Warriors, bad open micers, Steven Seagal and the story of Liam's drunk dad beating up Seagal, the We Are The World and much much more... mostly about Richard Dweck, our mascot.

In the debut episode of the Foul Housemates Podcast, hosts Daniel Caprio and Liam Wolfe sit down and discuss such hot button topics as Alpha Advice Tips, The Roast of Richard Dweck, lostprophets, Ian Watkins and other pedophile musicians, Courtney Love's MTV interview, Rob 80 and much much more...ok, maybe not that much more.