High Speed Dining (+ Marijuana Ringtones)

Part 1: The French Laundry in Yountville California is a three Michelin Star restaurant boasting one of the greatest meals in the World.  Only 13 restaurants in the USA have been awarded three Michelin stars.  This is how the meal begins.

I love eating out at restaurants and I did everything in my power to support them during the pandemic.  For 431 days I ate restaurant food for every single meal. I placed 390 take out orders that I ate for over 1150 meals. I also dined in at 152 restaurants. March 17, 2020 to May 21, 2021 mainly in Washington, DC.   To see the full list of restaurants visit my website HighSpeedDining.com.  Subscribe to my channel and follow my journey across America.

Restaurant Rewind: April 23-29, 2021 I've been so stoned this pandemic that I forgot that April 30th was the 7th year anniversary of quitting alcohol.   Here are all the Washington, DC dine in restaurant meals from April 23-29, 2021 that helped me forget how sober I've been: Moon Rabbit El Cielo Primrose The Dabney Cranes Sushi Nakazawa Xiquet Rooster & Owl I just follow my stoned tastebuds...

Congratulations Michelin Star Chicago 2021 Winners @michelinguide  Chicago Restaurants Visited in 2019 & 2020 3 Michelin Stars ✨ Alinea 2 Michelin Stars

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Restaurant Rewind 16-22, April 2021  It was an amazing week for the DC food scene. Congrats to all the Michelin Star winners and everyone acknowledged in the 2021 Michelin Guide. Well deserved

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This year's Michelin Star 2021 announcements are virtual so we'll be missing out on the big party.  These are highlights from the 2020 Michelin Guide Awards Celebration in Washington, DC.  Having eaten over 2500 meals mostly in DC over the last 3 years I can honestly say many places deserve a star in 2021. Good luck to all the Washington, DC restaurants!   #foodiegram #foodlover #foodie #foodphotography #foodstagram #foodiesofinstagram #foodblogger #foodography #foodgasm #foodsofinstagram #foodielife #foodpost #michelinstar #michelin2021 #discoverdc #foodindc #dceats #dcfood #dcfoodie #dmvfoodie #eaterdc #dcfoodporn #districteats #joelhaas #inhalingamerica #highspeeddining #stonerapproved #stonerfood #stonerfoodcritic #eater #eaterdc #dmv #dc

My Michelin Star 2021 Predictions for Washington, DC

See a Day In The Life of a Stoner Food Critic with the last video from my 16 day New England leg of the "420 Coast to Coast" tour. Hello Portland Maine, goodbye New Hampshire.  This video is just one day of over 150 days traveling around America and fine dine dining stoned in legal marijuana states. Follow the journey at Highspeeddining.com and on Instagram: HighSpeedDining #foodiegram #foodlover #foodporn #foodie #foodphotography #foodstagram #foodiesofinstagram #foodies #foodielife #foodoftheday #foodblogger #fooddiary #foodography #foodaholic #portland #maine #New Hampshire #foodsofinstagram #eatwell #dcfoodie #dmvfoodie #onmyplate #whatiate #joelhaas #inhalingamerica #highspeeddining #stonerapproved #stonerfood #stonerfoodcritic #cannabis

Day 2 in Montpelier Vermont had me dining at Sarducci's and J. Morgan's Steakhouse, 2 local favorites that were open on July 4th. Most restaurants were closed but that didn't stop my fun.  I got high on world class marijuana and enjoyed delicious pizza, steak, salads, ice cream and more.  Join me for day 9 of my 4 state Northeast High Dining Tour of the USA. Visit HighSpeedDining.com and Inhale America with me.

Last summer I was on the New England leg of my Stoned Restaurant Tour Across America where I ate at 40 of the best restaurants in Massachusetts, Maine, Vermont and New Hampshire.  It was the greatest year of my life and I can't wait to do it again when we conquer Covid-19. Thank you Cafe Sushi, Uni and SRV for serving up Boston's finest sushi, Asian and Italian food.  All three are open and available for takeout. Support your favorite restaurants wherever you live.The Marijuana Strain Of The Day for Episode #807 is Layer Cake. This is one of the strongest sativa leaning hybrids on the east coast clocking in at 32% THC. Rocket fuel that energizes and invigorates. Bring on the feast!  I produced this video in July 2019 as I was in the early stages of traveling to all legal marijuana states. Over 250 restaurants from NYC, Chicago, San Francisco, DC, LA, Detroit, Buffalo, Niagara Falls, Anchorage, Seattle, Portland Oregon and Portland Maine, Denver, New Hampshire, Vermont, Virginia, Maryland, Las Vegas and more to come from my pre-Covid journey across North America. Support your local restaurants and food banks. Visit StonerFoodCritic.com and Inhale America with me... Joel Haas Stoner Food Critic.

It's been 3 weeks visiting almost 20 of Washington, DC's finest Michelin Star Restaurants and I'm impressed as fuck!  The delicious food, amazing service and culinary creativity has blown my stoned mind. Thank you DC for cooking through the pandemic! Last summer I was on my New England Cannabis Culinary tour where I at at 40 of the best restaurants in Massachusetts, Maine, Vermont and New Hampshire.  It was simply epic and a reminder of how different the World was a year ago. The restaurants in todays episode are Toro and Sarma serving Boston's finest Spanish and Middle Eastern flavors. The Marijuana Strain Of The Day for this episode is an indica leaning hybrid, Space Monkey. It is a beast.  I produced this video about a year ago as I was in the early stages of traveling to all legal marijuana states.  I'll be featuring seasons with over 200 restaurants from NYC, Chicago, San Francisco, DC, Detroit, Buffalo, Niagara Falls, Anchorage, Seattle, Portland Oregon and Portland Maine, Denver, New Hampshire, Vermont, Virginia, Maryland and more.  Support your local restaurants and food banks.  Visit StonerFoodCritic.com and Inhale America with Joel Haas Stoner Food Critic.

Follow my journey to 12 of Washington DC's finest restaurants in a 2 week period all with Michelin Stars.  HighSpeedDining.com to follow the journey: Restaurants:FiolaTail Up GoatGravitasJont (Bresca)MasseriaKinshipSushi NakazawaLittle PearlThe Inn at Little WashingtonMaydanRoses LuxeryThe Dabney  

Holy shit I was high after eating 5 different tasty and strong marijuana infused snacks and drinks from Lifted Cafe in Washington, DC.  The cookies, cakes and drinks all have 50 - 100mg of THC and will rock your world.  They are located near Howard University and have a large selection of flowers, edibles, pre rolls, concentrates and so much more. Stoner Approved!  Visit Lifted at liftedshopdc.com and tell them the Stoner Food Critic sent you.  I can't wait to review more marijuana products here in DC where marijuana is legal recreationally.  Have samples for me?  Get in touch with me at StonerFoodCritic.com  

One year ago I was on my New England Cannabis Culinary tour where I at at 40 of the best restaurants in Massachusetts, Maine, Vermont and New Hampshire.  It was simply epic and a reminder of how different the World was a year ago.  The restaurants in todays episode are Yvonne's and Craigie on Main.  These are two of Boston's finest. The Marijuana Strain Of The Day for this episode is Double Black. It's a strong indica strain that relaxes and can help with sleep.  Double Black is beautiful. I produced this video about a year ago as I was in the early stages of traveling to all legal marijuana states.  Coming soon I'll be featuring seasons with over 200 restaurants from NYC, Chicago, San Francisco, DC, Detroit, Buffalo, Niagara Falls, Anchorage, Seattle, Portland Oregon and Portland Maine, Denver, New Hampshire, Vermont, Virginia, Maryland and more.  Support your local restaurants and food banks.  Visit StonerFoodCritic.com and Inhale America with Joel.

Season 8: Boston of High Speed Dining was interrupted by the pandemic. Since I just finished my 150 Days of Takeout let’s get back to Boston videos from my 16 Day New England trip.  Enjoy Episode 4 featuring three amazing restaurants: Bar Mezzana, Celeste and The Table at Season To Taste.   The Marijuana Strain Of The Day for this episode is Cookies and Cream.  This Boston trip happened in late June 2019 and I produced the video in July 2019.  I can’t believe it’s over a year old!  Expect seasons featuring over 200 restaurants from NYC, Chicago, San Francisco, DC, Detroit, Buffalo, Niagara Falls, Anchorage, Seattle, Portland Oregon and Portland Maine, Denver, New Hampshire, Vermont, Virginia, Maryland and more down the road.  Support your local restaurants and food banks.    Visit StonerFoodCritic.com and Inhale America with Joel.

Michelin starred Bresca served their first dine in meal Thursday July 15, 2020 at 5 PM and the Stoner Food Critic was there to capture all the delicious action. The tasting menu at their new 12 seat chefs counter was simply a gorgeous show with amazing creative, delicious food. A great meal that will transport you back to pre-pandemic glorious fine dining meals. Here is the first video review. Thanks Chef Ryan Ratino and the entire team. I was so damn high and had a blast! Bresca is Stoner Approved! #911

Season Anchorage Alaska: Beautiful scenery, good food and tasty weed made this leg of the journey so much fun. My 7 gram joint was a party starter! Anchorage is Stoner Approved. Roll with roll and puff on this 7 gram beauty. Follow my cannabis and culinary adventures at StonerFoodCritic.com

Season Portland, Oregon: Holy Crap the weed was excellent with great prices and selections.  Portland is Stoner Approved. See me roll and smoke an 11 gram joint.  EPIC. Follow my cannabios and culinary adventures at StonerFoodCritic.com    

Happy July 4-20.  I wanted to share my journey from July 4th last year in New England with you.  I had an amazing 8 days in Boston, MA where I dined high on legal marijuana at 18 wonderful restaurants.  From there I drove to Montpelier, VT and enjoyed a killer meal at Kismet and fireworks for dessert.  Get stoned and enjoy the bites, sights and sounds of New England and celebrate America's birthday with me.I'm Joel Haas, Stoner Food Critic and I Stoner Approve this message.HighSpeedDining.com to follow my journey to 20 states and over 600 high restaurant meals in one year. Happy July 4-20!

Take-out meals from Washington, DC's top restaurants. Todays meal is amazing, delicious food from Bresca. Toke up and chow down at home with Stoner Food Critic Joel Haas and Chef Ryan Ratino. InhalingAmerica.com to follow the daily take-out journey. Bresca.com to sink your teeth into Chef Ryan's sumptuous food.     

Take-out meals from Washington, DC's top restaurants. Let's dine on some of DC's finest duck and burgers at Reverie in Georgetown. Toke up and chow down at home with Stoner Food Critic Joel Haas and Chef Johnny Spero. InhalingAmerica.com to follow the daily take-out journey. ReverieDC.com to order some Reverie magic.    

Take-out meals from Washington, DC's top restaurants. Tonight it's incredible Levantine food from Albi. Toke up and chow down with Stoner Food Critic Joel Haas and the wonderful creations of Albi. InhalingAmerica.com to follow the daily take-out journey. albidc.com to discover and order food from Albi.    

The greatest culinary and marijuana journey ever.  In just 10 days in San Francisco's I ate at 27 of the best Michelin Star Restaurants high on the best legal marijuana...only drinking sparkling water and walking over 12 miles a day. Welcome to my incredible stoned journey... Inhaling America San Francisco. InhalingAmerica.com

Stoner Food Critic Aims High With Restaurant Fundraiser That Benefits DC Health Care Workers I'm Joel Haas.  I've eaten my way around America's marijuana friendly states legally high and am now creating videos of my experiences and meals for charity. Currently at home in Washington, DC ordering take out and supporting DC's finest locally owned restaurants daily.  All funds will used to purchase gift cards from DC's best restaurants that I have visited (See list below.).  All gift cards will be donated to DC hospital and health care workers. My goal is to reach $4,200 or more because April 20th is around the corner and I'm a 420 ambassador.  I've taken the first hit by giving a $420 donation.  Every $4.20 helps.  Please help spread the word. See videos from all these Stoner Approved restaurants at Inhaling America   TOP RESTAURANTS DOING TAKEOUT AND DELIVERY.  ORDER SOME YUMMY FOOD!   GIFT CARDS WILL BE PURCHASED AT THESE PLACES I'VE ALREADY ORDERED FROM ( LIST IS ALWAYS GROWING AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE.) KinshipMasseriaGravitas AnjuThe DabneyAlbiConvivial Little SerowHappy Gyro (Komi)Maydan Roses Luxury Seven Reasons Centrolina Punjab Grill Fiola Mare Sushi Taro Equinox The Red Hen Rasika Reverie BrescaAnd more… Visit Inhaling America  to follow my Take Out and Delivery Food Journey...

Inhaling Punjab Grill in Washington, DC 3-31-2020: These are tough times and no one is feeling it more than restaurants as they’ve had to limit their service to carry-out and delivery in most places across the country. That’s why I’m making it my personal mission to order carry out every night until we get through this thing! Punjab Grill brought the amazing flavors of India! A nice hybrid marijuana strain made this Stoner Approved food so much more enjoyable! Enjoy this video? See more like it by subscribing to our Youtube Channel. Visit InhalingAmerica.com or click the link to our website in our bio and enjoy. #Love #happy #Food #Marijuana #Ringtones #Cannabis #MichelinGuide #Weed 

Inhaling Centrolina in Washington, DC 3-30-2020: These are tough times and no one is feeling it more than restaurants as they’ve had to limit their service to carry-out and delivery in most places across the country. That’s why I’m making it my personal mission to order carry out every night until we get through this thing! Centrolina delivered a wonderful, tasty meal! This food was Stoner Approved to the max! Enjoy this video? See more like it by subscribing to our Youtube Channel. Visit InhalingAmerica.com or click the link to our website in our bio and enjoy. #Marijuana #Love #Food #Foodie #Cannabis #MichelinGuide #Weed 

Inhaling Seven Reasons in Washington, DC 3-29-2020: These are tough times and no one is feeling it more than restaurants as they’ve had to limit their service to carry-out and delivery in most places across the country. That’s why I’m making it my personal mission to order carry out every night until we get through this thing! Get ready for Latin American culinary magic! This meal was definitely Stoner Approved! Enjoy this video? See more like it by subscribing to our Youtube Channel. Visit InhalingAmerica.com or click the link to our website in our bio and enjoy. #Marijuana #Ringtones #Food #Foodie #Cannabis #MichelinGuide #Weed 

Inhaling Gravitas in Washington, DC 3-28-2020: These are tough times and no one is feeling it more than restaurants as they’ve had to limit their service to carry-out and delivery in most places across the country. That’s why I’m making it my personal mission to order carry out every night until we get through this thing! Tonight, Michelin Starred Gravitas served up a yummy feast! It’s nice to know you can still count on some things in these strange times. Gravitas made my mouth water. This meal was definitely #stonerapproved! Enjoyed this video? See more like it by subscribing to our Youtube Channel. Visit InhalingAmerica.com or click the link to our website in our bio and enjoy. #FoodPorn #Foodie #Food #Cannabis #MichelinGuide #Weed #Marijuana #Ringtones 

Inhaling Rose's Luxury in Washington, DC 3-27-2020: These are tough times and no one is feeling it more than the #restaurantindustry as they’ve had to limit their service to carry-out and delivery in most places across the country. That’s why I’m making it my personal mission to order #carryouteverynight until we get through this thing! Tonight, @rosesluxury delivered a yummy feast! In these strange times, it’s nice to know you can still count on some things. @rosesluxury tickled my tastebuds. This meal was definitely #stonerapproved!Enjoy this video? See more like it by subscribing to our Youtube. Click the link to our website in our bio and enjoy or visit InhalingAmerica.com

Maydan in Washington, DC 3-26-2020: These are crazy times! And here in #washingtondc everyone is feeling the effects of this strange experience. No one is feeling it more than the #restaurantindustry as they’ve had to limit their service to carry-out and delivery in most places across the country. That’s why I’m making it my personal mission to order #carryouteverynight until we get through this thing... and maybe even after!! Tonight, I visited @maydandc for some amazing carryout! I texted ahead and they met me at the door with a delicious and filling meal. In these uncertain times, it’s nice to know you can still count on some things. @maydandc knocked it out of the park, as usual. This meal was definitely #stonerapproved!Enjoy this video? See more like it by #subscribing to our #youtubechannel. Click the link to our website in our bio and enjoy or visit HighSpeedDining.com

Delicious food and weed from Boston, MA and three amazing restaurants: Asta, Giulia and Select Oyster Bar. Subscribe and follow the greatest cannabis and culinary journey ever attempted (in legal marijuana states).  See All 24 Seasons and Cities of High Speed Dining with Stoner Food Critic Joel Haas as he Inhales America: www.highspeeddining.com

Season 8: Boston, MA features Tasting Counter and Waypoint for Day 2 of 7 days in Boston. Legal weed, insanely tasty food at 18 of Boston's Top Rated and Best Reviewed Restaurants. Pack a bowl then eat a bowl of culinary magic with me at: Asta, Bambara, Bar Mezzana, Café Sushi, Celeste, Craigie On Main, Giulia, O-Ya, Osteria Marco, Sarma, Select Oyster Bar, SRV, Tasting Counter, The Table at Season To Taste, Toro, Uni, Yvonne's. Seven episodes from Season 8: Boston on deck. Subscribe and follow the greatest cannabis and culinary journey ever attempted (in legal marijuana states). See All 24 Seasons of High Speed Dining with Stoner Food Critic Joel Haas as he Inhales America: www.highspeeddining.com  

Season 8: Boston, MA features O-Ya and Bambara Grill for Day 1 of 7 days in Bean Town. Legal weed, insanely tasty food at 18 of Boston's Top Rated and Best Reviewed Restaurants. Pack a bowl then eat a bowl of culinary magic with me at: Asta, Bambara, Bar Mezzana, Café Sushi, Celeste, Craigie On Main, Giulia, O-Ya, Osteria Marco, Sarma, Select Oyster Bar, SRV, Tasting Counter, The Table at Season To Taste, Toro, Uni, Yvonne's. Seven episodes from Season 8: Boston on deck. Subscribe and follow the greatest cannabis and culinary journey ever attempted (in legal marijuana states). See All 24 Seasons of High Speed Dining with Stoner Food Critic Joel Haas as he Inhales America: www.highspeeddining.com  

Season 8 is Boston, MA.  Legal weed, insanely tasty food at 18 of Boston's Top Rated and Best Reviewed Restaurants. Pack a bowl then eat a bowl of culinary magic with me at: Asta, Bambara, Bar Mezzana, Café Sushi, Celeste, Craigie On Main, Giulia, O-Ya, Osteria Marco, Sarma, Select Oyster Bar, SRV, Tasting Counter, The Table at Season To Taste, Toro, Uni, Yvonne's. Seven episodes from Season 8: Boston on deck. Subscribe and follow the greatest cannabis and culinary journey ever attempted (in legal marijuana states). See All 24 Seasons of High Speed Dining with Stoner Food Critic Joel Haas as he Inhales America: www.highspeeddining.com  

INHALING AMERICA TRAILER - THE HIGH SPEED DINING DOCUMENTARY COMING 2021: One year on the road with the World's First Stoner Food Critic and his obsession with marijuana, high fine dining, working out and walking around America...Stoned.  See the countries greatest restaurants and food, dispensaries and weed.  It's the first trailer for the insane story behind the Greatest Year Of Fine Dining Ever!  Toke Up and Chow Down! 600 Mostly Fine Dining Restaurant Meals315 Different Restaurants 4200+ Courses17 Different States200+ Marijuana Strains Sampled2000+ miles walked InhalingAmerica.com

Season Chicago ends with the biggest meal of the 17 Michelin Star restaurants I visited.  It may have been the best too! This weeks episode finds me, Joel Haas Stoner Food Critic eating over 20 courses of culinary wizardry from the team at Smyth and The Loyalist in Chicago, Illinois. Fantastic experience and show between the food, atmosphere and staff.  I had such a great time this visit that I went to Smyth a second time for my New Years dinner to welcome in 2020. Enjoy the longest, most delicious food packed episode yet...The Chicago Grand Finale at Smyth. Light Up and Chow Down! Links to Smyth and over 500 Stoner Approved Restaurants at https://HighSpeedDining.com Smyth is one of the top of 315 restaurants I visited across America in 2019 as I devoured 600 meals. It was the greatest year of my life.

Legal Marijuana and World Class Food in CHICAGO. This weeks episode finds Joel at the first Michelin Starred Brew Pub, Band of Bohemia. Excellent food, beer and great desserts are on the menu and the Stoner Food Critic dives in. Follow the insane journey around America at over 315 restaurants and 600 meals in one year.  https://highspeeddining.com for links to Band of Bohemia and over 500 hundred Stoner Approved Restaurants.

It's Party Time in CHICAGO, ILLINOIS with Legal Marijuana and World Class Food.  Join me, Joel Haas Stoner Food Critic at Acadia, one of Chicago's finest dining locations.  Two Michelin Stars earned.  https://highspeeddining.com for links to Acadia and over 500 hundred Stoner Approved Restaurants around America. 

It's Party Time in CHICAGO, ILLINOIS with Legal Marijuana and World Class Food.  Join me, Joel Haas Stoner Food Critic at SCHWA as I eat an incredible tasting menu high! https://highspeeddining.com for links to Schwa and over 500 hundred Stoner Approved Restaurants around America. 

Get high on legal marijuana and enjoy an amazing meal at ROISTER in CHICAGO, ILLINOIS with me, Joel Haas Stoner Food Critic! https://highspeeddining.com for links to Roister and over 500 hundred Stoner Approved Restaurants around America. 

HAPPY NEW YEAR! LEGAL MARIJUANA IN CHICAGO! Get high on legal marijuana and enjoy an amazing meal at GOOSEFOOT in CHICAGO, ILLINOIS with me! https://StonerFoodCritic.com  Links to Goosefoot and all Stoner Approved Restaurants are here. Happy New Year.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! LEGAL MARIJUANA IN CHICAGO! Get high on legal marijuana and enjoy an amazing meal at SEPIA in CHICAGO, ILLINOIS with me! https://StonerFoodCritic.com  Links to Sepia and all Stoner Approved Restaurants are here. Happy New Year.

Get high on legal marijuana (January 1, 2020 Illinois!) and enjoy an amazing meal at ORIOLE in CHICAGO, ILLINOIS with me! https://StonerFoodCritic.com  

LEGAL MARIJUANA January 1, 2020 in Illinois. Get high and enjoy an amazing meal at BLACKBIRD in CHICAGO, ILLINOIS with me! https://StonerFoodCritic.com

LEGAL MARIJUANA January 1, 2020 in Illinois. Get high and enjoy an amazing meal at DUSEK'S in CHICAGO, ILLINOIS like I did! https://StonerFoodCritic.com

https://StonerFoodCritic.com EL IDEAS in CHICAGO, ILLINOIS is delicious fine dining in a trippy, private setting! It's a personality heavy, one of a kind Michelin Star restaurant.  Get inside the 7th Michelin Star restaurant meal in my first three days in Chicago, IL. El Ideas is STONER APPROVED! All episodes showcase original marijuana ringtones, text tones, alert tones and 420 alarms.

Let's eat! TOPOLOBAMPO in CHICAGO, ILLINOIS is World Class Mexican food and made for a delicious lunch! It's meal number 6 of 17 I ate at Michelin Star restaurants in one week in Chicago, Il. Follow me, Stoner Food Critic and marijuana taste tester as I eat and vape my way across North America and devour over 600 mostly fine dining meals in one year.  https://StonerFoodCritic.com to follow the 420 COAST TO COAST of World Class Weed and World Class Food! High Speed Dining in Marijuana Friendly States. All episodes showcase original marijuana ringtones, text tones, alert tones and 420 alarms.

Let's Get HIGH and eat! SPIAGGIA in CHICAGO, ILLINOIS blew my mind and made love to my mouth. Tasting menu heaven!  It's my 5th of 17 Michelin Star restaurants I feasted at in one week. Join me Joel Haas, Stoner Food Critic and marijuana taste tester as I eat and vape my way across North America and devour over 600 mostly fine dining meals in one year.  https://StonerFoodCritic.com to follow the 420 COAST TO COAST of World Class Weed and World Class Food! High Speed Dining in Marijuana Friendly States. All episodes showcase original marijuana ringtones, text tones, alert tones and 420 alarms.

BLACKBIRD in CHICAGO, ILLINOIS will make your taste buds sing and dance. The food is outstanding!  Check out the 4th of 17 Michelin Star restaurants I visited in one week. Join me Joel Haas, Stoner Food Critic as I eat and vape across North America and devour 600 mostly fine dining meals in 2019.  https://StonerFoodCritic.com to follow the 420 Coast To Coast Tour of World Class Weed and World Class Food! High Speed Dining in Marijuana Friendly States. All episodes showcase original marijuana ringtones, text tones, alert tones and 420 alarms.