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This week @ema.jones is on a romance kick exploring the ladies of Love Hotel through their Venus placements, the hypocrisy of Jesse Solomon's idea of a relationship, and the energetic allure of Ciara Miller.Also in this episode is: Erika Jayne's relationship with her son, Porsha's ability to let go and move on once she's able to express herself and be heard, and why its time for Sutton to pack her couture and go.

This week @ema.jones breaks down the transits hitting Kenya on the now infamous day of Kenya Moore Hair Spa opening and the energetic similarities between Kenya and Dr Heavenly.Also in this episode is: the decline of Paige DeSorbo and Craig Conover's relationship with a focus on the power dynamics between them and Kyle Richard's reunion crystals.

✨ EPISODE 94: HO WE CAN DEAL WITH ✨This week @ema.jones gets deep with Garcelle Beauvais's announcement to leave RHOBH, links Teresa Giudice's tax troubles to the Aries eclipse cycle, and explores Imrul Hassan's open attitude towards casual sex.⏱ Time Stamps ⏱Garcelle leaving RHOBH 14:45Teresa's tax woes 24:29Summer House 30:49Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

This week @ema.jones covers Tamra Judge's announcement to exit RHOC (and why you should take it with a grain of salt) and takes a first look at new Peach Shamea Morton's natal chart to debunk the "lapdog" allegations - guard dog would be more apt!Also in this episode is: Kyle Richards as an example of water energy's tendencies to process before sharing, Jennifer Tilly feeling like an outsider, Ciara Miller's commitment to her costumes, and a high-level look at Trump + Musk's synastry

This week @ema.jones explores the transits that were at play during Karen Huger's sentencing, a cosmic connection between Kathy Hilton and Lisa Vanderpump, and Kyle's one-sided expectations of his friendships.Also in this episode is: Stacey Rusch protecting TJ despite his blatant disrespectful behavior, the devolution of Kyle and Mauricio Umansky's relationship, Erika Jayne's apartment makeover - an outer reflection of her inner world, how Lexi Wood's jealousy will wear on Jesse Solomon, and the energetics of what would make Dolores Catania as great of a Traitor as she was a Faithful.

This week @ema.jones explores the many transits that were hitting Ashley Darby's natal chart on the day that her divorce was finalized and the energetics behind Ciara Miller's strong emotions towards West.Also in this episode is: parallels between Mia Thornton and Brynn Whitfield's energetics, Bozoma Saint John as Dorit's spokeswoman, Paige Desorbo's Saturn Return glow up, and whether Gabby Windey is in it for the long haul on Traitors.

This week @ema.jones dives deep into the many ways Cancerian energy (and nurturing) can manifest as she explores the relationship dynamic between Sutton Stracke and her mother, Reba.Also in this episode is: a look at Carolyn Wiger's natal chart, Jesse Solomon and Lexi Wood's immediate attraction, and Ciara Miller's "I am who I am" attitude that got her booted from the castle.

This week @ema.jones finally explores Britani Bateman's chart and looks into what makes Boston Rob such a good "gamer"Also in this episode is: why is Stacey Rusch ignoring the red flags in her relationship with TJ, Madison Lecroy's pregnancy announcement, the rumor about Lindsay Hubbard's split from her baby daddy, and the transits taking place during Karen Huger's trial.⏱ Time Stamps ⏱RHONY 8:23RHOSLC 11:41RHOP 18:17RHOBH 23:57The Traitors 25:57Work with Emma:www.emajones.com

This week @ema.jones explores the astrology of Bob the Drag Queen's goodbye speech as well as Quad and Dr Gregory's synastry. Also in this episode is: Mary Cosby's Human Design energetics, Stacey Rusch getting activated, Erika settling into herself, and Erin Lichy's short term memory with what comes out of her mouth.

This week @ema.jones breaks down the astrology of Ashley Darby exploring her drag persona, Bronwyn Newport being self deprecating and sarcastic, and a Birkin shower. Also in this episode is: Stacey Rusch feeling unsettled, Erika Jayne caught between two friends, and a plea for compassion towards the Sagittarius Queen, Lisa Barlow.

This week @ema.jones explores whether Dr. Jackie uses Dr. Heavenly as a tool to express her own views without dirtying her hands and Kyle's campaign to save her girls-girl reputation. Also in this episode is: Pluto Cazimi in Aquarius and inauguration day, the fate of RHONY reboot, Robyn's inability to see people's true motives, and Lisa showing up in the world inherently rubbing Whitney the wrong way.

This week @ema.jones explores the energetics of why no one seems to hold Dr. Heavenly accountable for her behavior, and Meredith Mark's campy outbursts (hint - a Pisces Mars is very much involved). Also in this episode is: LA's fires and the current transits, Dorit and Bozoma's fast friendship, Ashley Darby's reaction to Mia's situation with Gordon, and Erin's instinct to hide her emotions from the NY ladies.

Join @ema.jones as she previews the major astrological shifts of 2025, exploring overarching themes for the year and what we can expect from these transits (and of course, highlighting Bravolebrities to keep an eye on

This week @ema.jones digs into Toya Bush Harris's desire for Phaedra Parks to be more open with the group (and why she likely won't get what she wants), Sai De Silva's desire to project "I'm rich, bitch" energy, and break down Sutton Stracke's volatile behavior. Also in this episode is: Garcelle Beauvais's incredibly entertaining reactions, Bronwyn Newport's calculated share of vulnerability, and Wendy Osefo's rebellion against family expectations.

This week @ema.jones explores a similar Zodiacal trio causing Mia Thornton and Angie Katsanevas to seek attention from the groups and introduces the cast of Married to Medicine to the podcast with a first look at Dr Heavenly Kimes and Quad Webb's natal charts. Also in this episode is: a first look at new "friend of" Jennifer Tilly's natal chart, Jenna Lyons closet sale, Mary Cosby and Robert Jr's touching conversation, Gizelle's feelings of being left behind, and a wrap up of RHOC with season 18's MVP and LVP picks.

Discover the energetics of Martha Stewart as @ema.jones explores the highs and lows of her extraordinary life and career. From her deep passion for gardening, which blossomed into a homemaking empire, to the shocking Wall Street scandal and its dramatic aftermath, Emma reveals the astrological transits that influenced her most pivotal moments. Get ready to see Martha in a whole new light and discover the cosmic forces behind her rise, fall, and rise again. Also featured in this episode: a sneak peak at her synastry with bestie Snoop Dogg and high level breakdown of her Human Design bodygraph. Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

This week @ema.jones breaks down the various drivers and desires of the RHONY ladies to conceive and dives deep into Gordon Thornton's energetics to explore his relationship with Mia from his perspective.Also in this episode is: a first look at new Housewife Bozoma Saint John's natal chart, Bronwyn Newport and Heather Gay's friendship potential, and a feature on everyone's favorite Bravo illustrator Drunk Drawn's Ryan Casey.

This week @ema.jones explores the "delayed" Bravo-news coming to light in this pre-Mercury-rx in Sagittarius shadow period and highlights some dates to watch out for as this Mercury Retrograde evolves (especially with it's square to transiting Saturn in Pisces). Also in this episode is: hot take on an end to The Housewives era, Lisa Barlow's sensitivity around her mothering, Mia Thornton's unusual love triangle, Brynn Whitfield's mid-life crisis playing out on our screens, and more!

This week @ema.jones explores the upcoming shifts in generational planets that will take place in the next two years and what they can mean for this country and the world at large. Emma then explains how Human Design can be used to regulate your Nervous System by looking at elements of your "Design" or "Unconscious" body charts. Tips and advice are given for each Unconscious Type and Environment. After running your Bodygraph on geneticmatrix.com and selecting your "Design" chart, check the show notes for the time stamps of your Body's type and Environment.

Celebrate the 100th episode of House of Bravo as @ema.jones breaks down the end of Shannon Beador + Tamra Judge's friendship while ushering in the new OC dynamic duo, Katie Ginella + Jennifer Pedranti. Also covered in this episode: the energy of election week, Heather Gay's blind loyalty, Brynn Whitfield's low vibes shining through, and an exploration of Stacey Rusch's natal chart.

This week @ema.jones explores the dymanics of friendships, frenemyships, and straight up enemies with a focus on Brynn Whitfield and Ubah Hassan, Gizelle Bryant and Karen Huger, and Jared Osmond's sexual proclivities (since there is no birth information for Britani Bateman). Also covered in this episode: a deep dive into Shannon's chart amidst her rocky season, Lisa Barlow and Bronwyn Newport's karmic connection, and Phaedra Park's departure from Dancing With The Stars.

This week @ema.jones explores how Mars in Scorpio can play out in many ways with a close look at 3 ladies from the OC (Tamra Judge, Heather Dubrow, Gina Kirschenheiter) and examines the fallout of this past eclipse season and Whitney Rose's MLM "scandal", is it karmic retribution? Also covered in this episode: How the Aries/Libra eclipses over the past year have brought a whole new Mary Cosby to our screens, Brynn's "silent but deadly" fighting style, and the transits of Karens (second) DUI.

This week @ema.jones covers the premiere of RHONY with an astro-analysis of the season 15 ladies taglines and a throwback to old RHONY with a look at Kelly Bensimon's energetics and prioritizing her children above her love tank. Also covered in this episode: Tamra's eclipse lawsuit, Katie's dinner party debacle - was Tamra drunk or acting?, Heather Gay + Lisa Barlow's "girl talk" vs Bronwyn's "shit talking", and the energetics of Whitney Rose + Meredith Mark's frenemyship.

This week @ema.jones celebrates House of Bravo's second birthday

This week @ema.jones explores the MANY transits hitting Sean Diddy Combs chart amidst his arrest for sexual assault and misconduct (and what it could mean for him moving forward). Also covered in this episode: a review of all RHOSLC ladies' natal charts to kick off season 5, uncovering the karmic connections between Heather Dubrow + Shannon Storms Beador, and a conclusion of RHODubai season 2 with MVP and LVP of the season. CW: This episode covers topics of abuse and struggles with body image

This week @ema.jones breaks down the transits supporting Taylor Swift's endorsement of Kamala Harris for the 2024 presidential election. Also covered in this episode: Rachel Zoe's divorce, transits hitting Jennifer Pedranti during filming of RHOC season 18, Gina Kirschenheiter spilling the beans about the ring camera footage to Shannon Beador, Lesa Milan's pain, and an exploration of who is telling the truth between Caroline Brooks and Taleen Marie.

This week @ema.jones explores the Traitors party side-convo synastry of Heather Dubrow + Katie Ginella and Emily Simpson + Jennifer Pedranti. Are either pair headed towards a true friendship? Also covered in this episode: Mars's elongated journey through Cancer, Tamra and Shannon's on-screen vs off-screen personas, and Stanbury and Taleen's budding party-friendship in Dubai.

This week @ema.jones covers Alexis Bellino's obsession with Johnny J— are these two destined for each other or star-crossed lovers? Explore both options as we break down their synastry with a close look to their Saturn and Nodal placements. Also covered in this episode: Tom Girardi's conviction in relation to current transits, Tamra energetically boosting Emily's mean-girl tendencies, Sara's negative relationship patterns, and a look behind the curtain at Shannon and Tamra's toxic frenemyship.

This week @ema.jones wraps up RHONJ season 14 with a look at Teresa and Melissa's energetics from a Human Design perspective. Also covered in this episode: Stanbury's apology to Ayan, Heather Dubrow's hard exterior and ultra-sensitive interior, Lesa Milan as the definition of sabateur, and Tamra's aggressive outburst towards Shannon.

This week @ema.jones wraps up initial thoughts on the 2024 candidates' natal charts with a review of Tim Walz's and gives a breakdown of how transits work from a Human Design perspective. Also covered in this episode: New Jersey's last supper, Lesa Milan's forgiving nature, Vicki Gunvalson's need to go go go, Luis' vindictive and egotistical tendencies, and Emma's (astrologically backed) theory of who called the paparazzi on Terry and Heather.

This week @ema.jones has a lot of questions: What are John Janssen's motives? Can Jenn learn to grab the reigns and "be an adult"? Is Margaret up to something shady? What is Luis even trying to promote? And how is Simone Biles so iconic? Also covered in this episode: Phaedra's return to RHOA, comparing Housewives' Chiron in Taurus placements, and a look at Gina's man Travis's chart. ⏱ Time Stamps ⏱ Simone Biles 2:17 Phaedra Parks return to RHOA 12:38 RHONJ 15:18 RHOC 21:19 Work with Emma: ⁠emajones.as.me⁠

This week @ema.jones explores the similarities between Kamala Harris and Trump's charts before unpacking the power dynamics at play with Louis and Teresa This week's episode also covers a Neptunian parallel between Jennifer Pedranti and Teresa Giudice's relationship blindspots and how the Carolines of Dubai are the same, but different.

We're back, baby! @ema.jones takes a quick break from regularly scheduled programming to explore Trump's chart and the transits at play on July 13th before diving into the Bravo shows of the week. Back in Bravo-land, check out the astrology behind RHOC season 18 cast taglines, Margaret Joseph's pot-stirring tendencies, Lesa Milan's people-pleasing nature, and listener questions like "Does Andy hate Jennifer Aydin?".

@ema.jones revisits Sergio and Caroline's dynamic focusing on Sergio's Saturn Return as he attempts to stake his claim as "man of the house". This week's episode also covers Kenya Moore's pause on RHOA, the different ways energies can manifest, and a look at Danielle Cabral and Jennifer Aydin's fight on RHONJ.

@ema.jones unpacks Caroline Stanbury & Sergio's synastry and relationship dynamic (spoiler alert, there is an extreme power imbalance here

@ema.jones is riding the VUCA Gemini energy this week with a review of the first part of Summer House reunion (hello West + Ciara, we're looking at you). This week's episode also examines Gabby Prescod's ride-or-die fixed placements, Caroline Stanbury and Sara Al Madani's natal chart musings, and the synastry between Jennifer Aydin and Jenn Fessler.

Back to our regularly scheduled recap, @ema.jones looks at Carl and Lindsay's Human Design dynamics and breaks down the Dubai taglines with a first look at the ladies' astrological placements at play. This week's episode also examines Dolores's questionable choice of men (for her) and whether Jackie is a friend to all or a friend to none.

Summer House Martha's Vineyard might be on pause but all you have to do is press play to hear Summer Thomas and @ema.jones discussing all things Human Design, Astrology, and Astrocartography (and of course chat about what it's really like to be on SHMV). This episode covers what it means to have a 5 line in your profile, how Projectors can best use their time while waiting for an invitation, similarities between Emotional and Mental Authorities, and what causes the Projector not-self theme of "bitterness". Make sure to follow Summer's journey https://www.instagram.com/summermariethomas/

This week @ema.jones welcomes Preston Mitchum to The Cosmic Clubhouse. The discussion explores Preston's life work (and of course his time on Summer House Martha's Vineyard) through the lens of energetics. Topics covered in this episode include, what it's like to be on reality TV, how a shift in location can change the dynamics of friendships, Pisces beyond the archetype, what it's like to carry the energy of "The Pioneer line" with you through life. Emma stays on at the end to answer listener questions regarding Preston's synastry with Jordan and the future of SHMV. Make sure to follow Preston's journey https://prestonmitchum.com/ https://www.instagram.com/Preston.Mitchum/

This week @ema.jones gets ready to celebrate her birthday doing what she loves best, breaking down Bravo drama including the transits impacting Kathryn Dennis's recent DUI and the messiness of RHONJ's Jenn Fessler. This episode also covers the natal contradictions of the non-committal newbies on Summer House. If you want to spread some birthday cheer Emma's way, please write a review, share with a friend, or send love via Instagram @thecosmicclubhouse or @ema.jones Venmo @emmums_wyse Paypal @ejfork

This week @ema.jones explores the astrology behind Lindsay's observation of her fire and how Amanda's alignment with her Human Design energetics is paying off through recognition and invitations. Over in Martha's Vineyard, we take a look at Preston's natal chart and break down the RHONJ Housewives' tag lines through their planetary placements.

A short and sweet episode to cover the premiere of RHONJ and Paige + Craig's Vedic compatibility calculations. Also covered in this episode is a look at SJP + Andy Cohen's synastry, Todd + Alexia's divorce and more

We may be in Spring, but this episode is all about Summer. From The Hamptons alien party and the Danielle of it all (with a close look at her synastry with both Gabby and Amanda) to Amir's need for a strong woman, we're getting into all the freakouts and emotional meltdowns of the week. Also covered in this episode are the similar energy signatures between Kyle and Amir, Bria's immature nature, Lindsay's baby voice, Noelle being a potential safe space for Summer in her season of need, and a look at Mauricio's chart as we wrap up Buying Beverly Hills.

Ever wonder how to harness the power of the cosmos? This week, @ema.jones explores practical ways to regulate and remediate your energy based on your unique astrological makeup. This episode covers aligning your outfit with the planetary ruler of the week (hint: green, not pink, on Wednesdays!) tapping into your desired energy through crystals, foods, and even locations using elemental remediation— fire, earth, air, water— to address imbalances and bring harmony leveraging your Human Design environment + determination to remove energetic blocks and regain perspective and so much more! This episode is packed with powerful tools and insights to help you feel your most vibrant self by maintaining, balancing, and supporting your natural energetics. ⏱ Time Stamps ⏱ Dressing for Planetary days of the week 03:55 Elemental remediation 09:20 Traditional rulers + the Zodiac 31:45 Tapping into energies through Astrocartoraphy 55:29 HD Environment 58:55 HD Determination 01:04:06 Work with Emma: emajones.as.me

The intense energetics of April are still rolling through! This week's episode covers the cosmic forces of April 15th and related Bravo onslaught of news (with a focus on Alexia's divorce and Candiace's pregnancy announcements). Also featured in this episode: Amanda and Kyle's Vedic compatibility calculations, the similarities and differences between working with Ashley vs working with Robyn, energetic ties between Ashley and Whitney Rose, and Wendy as a multi-hyphenate Manifesting Generator.

Delve into the dynamic energetics of Paris Hilton as we explore her evolution from rebellious teenager to passionate advocate— challenging the status quo and championing legislative change to protect youth. Inspired by a long car ride listening to the audiobook 'Paris the Memoir', discover the many facets of this multi-hyphenate, Manifesting Generator as we explore the energetics of her fame, resilience, entrepreneurship, and humanitarian spirit. Also featured in this episode is Paris's synastry with: her mother Kathy Hilton, her husband Carter Reum, her friend and iconic photographer David LaChapelle, and an interesting cosmic connection between Paris and her idols, Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana.

Whip out your natal chart and get ready to take notes because this week @ema.jones explains how you can personally decode your eclipse story (or any transit, for that matter). This is one of the most requested questions— how does it affect ME? Now you'll know exactly how to break this down yourself: how to find a transit, a quick and dirty breakdown of the 12 houses, and what else to look for when determining how an astrological event will play out in your life. Also in this episode the "natal chart" of Cowboy Carter, the beginning of the end of #RHOP as we know it, a first look at Shanice's chart, the parallel between Carl + Lindsay and Mauricio + Kyle's relationships playing out in the media, and an exploration of the Cardinal Signs.

This week @ema.jones breaks down Mia's Venus Retrograde story (separating from Gordon and going public with "Mr. Inc") and kicks off #SHMV with a look at Nick and Amir's cute SMR synastry. Over in the Hamptons a review of Paige and Craig, is this a lasting relationship? Also in this episode, Candiace's focus as she steps back from #RHOP, a Human Design perspective on Kate Middleton's Cancer diagnosis, and a first take on why the Umansky clan is so scared of Sophia.

This week we take a break from our usual programming to explore the basics of Human Design. From the history and foundational systems it is built upon to terminology and exploring the 4(ish) Types of Auras, listen in as @ema.jones introduces a new way to understand our favorite Bravolebrities.

Happy Astrological New Year, Friends! This week @ema.jones wraps up the #RHOBH reunion with a look at Kyle and Morgan's synastry (and some similarities and differences between Mo and Morgan) and explores mutable energy with the help of the #RHOM cast's mutable moon majority. Also featured in this episode, Karen and Gizelle's frenemyship, MJ's reality check, and Lindsay putting her PR toolkit to work.