Mr. Ohh!'s Sideways View

Over the last several years books have changed. And it wasn't necessary. Laugh as I tell you how it is, and why I hate it!! 

Folks complaining about all the stupid people. The thing is, they're important to the world economy!  Laugh as I explain.

Scientific research has given us many wonderful things. But it's responsible for too much Information. Laugh as I explain

Saving recipes from TV chefs is very popular. Thing is no one ever actually makes this fancy stuff. Laugh as I tell you my family's story.

They say, "No good deed goes unpunished." I entertain children and they made me a celebrity. Laugh as I tell of how wrong that is!

Life is complicated, the thing is technology wants it to be more complicated and tries to tell me it's easier. Don't understand?? Laugh as I explain

Every time I go shopping It's always the same thing. Half of the stuff in my cart gets crushed. Laugh as I explain why.

I want to search the internet, find what I need get offline. But they won't let me!! They tempt me with pretty pictures and cat videos. Laugh as I try to figure this all out!

I would rather buy locally, but there are things you can only get online. Some of these I don't understand. Laugh as I tell of my shopping dilemma.

Everybody wants you to pay attention to them. That's why they put up signs. Laugh as I explain why that's idiotic!!

Life takes you many places. Most of which you don't want to go. Travel is easy, getting there is hard. Laugh as I tell of my experiences.

Folks say they want to be superman. But you shouldn't. Read the books. Heroes have terrible problems. Laugh as I explain.

I'm not saying I'm a saint, but why does everyplace try turn me into a criminal? I thought that was wrong. Laugh as I explain My situation.

They say talk is cheap. I disagree. It must be expensive because no one does it anymore. Laugh as I tell my story. As long as I don't talk.

If no one intends to make terrible entertainments, why is there so much of it around?? Laugh as I tell you of my recent experiences.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon pie. Then throw it into someone's face. Laugh as I tell you my views on regret.

I've often said, "Embrace your idiocy" But some take this too far. Laugh as I tell you the steps, I've taken to correct this.

Shopping can be a lot of fun, with bargain hunting and all. I might even be better with friends? Laugh as I define the 'MIGHT'

Everyday laws change, not to be better, but to be weirder. Laugh with me as I give you a prime example.

On the American roads, signs promote everything. Recently, I came across one that promoted confusion. Laugh as I tell the story.

There are ways to do things and ways not to. The problem is; Why does there have to be a research study to find out? Laugh along with my observations.

Everything is different, even being normal. Well, those normal folks have laughed at us long enough. Today we laugh at them!

Whatever happened to creativity? everything new is a copy of the old. Laugh as I explain the situation.

I just learned that I'm in the top one percent for my intelligence. How I learned this will make you laugh.  

I've been looking around and I just don't understand how things get named, especially places in the city. Laugh as I tell of my experience.

I've always loved theme parks. Sadly, though times have changed. Not with the fun but with the food. Laugh as I explain my dilemma.

Now, I'm never a fan of AI even when it's trying to be helpful. There is such a thing as too much help. Laugh as I explain.

If anyone understands the medical industry, I wish they'd explain it to me. I've come up with what I think it is. Laugh with me.

I almost saw an accident the other day, and it got me thinking; Can these be prevented?  Laugh as I tell you, my solution.

Every year we call January the beginning of everything. That's the dumbest thing ever. Laugh as I explain all the better options.

There was a time when technology was supposed to make our lives easier. Sorry, but I don't find that to be the case anymore. Laigh as I explain what tech is doing to me.

The world is a baffling place. Some folks can ignore the confusion. Darn it, but I can't. Laugh as I try to make some sense of it all.

The commercials on TV have been getting stranger and stranger. I often wonder what's up? Laugh Wile I explain what I think is going on.

Yea, I know all about spam phone calls. But there's a new one. Laugh with me as I sort out this new scam!!

My son came home from college to visit, and Ohh! Boy did I get an education. Laugh with me while I tell you what I learned.

Admittedly I am easily confused. But there are some questions that I need answered. Laugh as I look into some unsolvable problems.

Today streaming services abound. But what are they? They're just a replacement for radio which didn't need replaced. Laugh as I explain.

To Arms!! The animals are rising up against us. Don't believe Me? Laugh as I explain it all!

Why is it that nothing is as it seems? It's advertised as one thing and turns out to be something else. Laugh as I explain.

We've all seen them. Signs and sayings around the office, which are supposed to motivate and inspire. Laugh as I explain their true function.

I got a lot but didn't get what I really wanted for Christmas. Honestly, I never do. Laugh as I explain.

The holiday party is a long-standing tradition. And I don't know why. Anybody can get together anytime of the year. Laugh as I explain what happened to me.

Everyone wants me to rate them. But what about the people rating me? Especially Santa! Laugh as I tell of my confusion.

The education system trains us all to think clearly. But that's not what we need. Especially around the holidays. Laugh with me as I explain.

Here we go again. The same back stories as every year. Don't you think it's time for something new? Laugh as I make some suggestions

I'm an easy-going guy, as long as I'm going. Standing still is a problem. Laugh as I tell you about my WAIT issues.

You might think sport is what we silly humans love best. You'd be wrong. We love something far more than that. Laugh as I tell you about it.

They say history repeats itself. That's probably because humans are too silly to actually change anything. Laugh as I explain all this.

I've been thinking about language. Frankly, humans aren't very good at it. Laugh with me because words are funny things!

My children rave to me about the upcoming cash-less society. But they don't see the problems. Laugh as I explain what's to come.

We all grow older. But why does life keep getting weirder? Laugh as I tell of my birthday surprise.