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The Irish Comedy News Podcast that takes all the weird, wonderful and confusing news from the internet and burps its essence in your general direction.

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    • Sep 19, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 12m AVG DURATION
    • 210 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from News Burp

    News Burp #306 - The Last Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2022 83:29


    Well, what can we say...?

    News Burp #305 - Pegging Princes and Catfishing Soldiers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 100:33


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube and a secret invite to our live video broadcasts every Monday!Today we have stories about…Prince William getting pegged, Prince William denying being pegged, a vasectomy powered by an electric car, Russian soldiers getting catfished in the best way.This, plus some Florida Man and finishing off as always with some good newsAnd some bad news...?Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.Email - thenewsburp@gmail.comTwitter - @NewsBurpPodReddit - r/NewsBurpCheck out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp #304 - Cristiano Renaldo's Shiny Penis

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2022 80:35


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube and a secret invite to our live video broadcasts every Monday!Today we have stories about…The right way to play claw machines, cafe owner fucks up, Christiano Renaldo's penis is small and here's why and The FBI gets sued by the MonkeesThis, plus some Florida Man and finishing off as always with some good newsGet your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.Email - thenewsburp@gmail.comTwitter - @NewsBurpPodReddit - r/NewsBurpCheck out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp #303 - Janet Jackson and Roasted Puppy Fat

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 96:35


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube and a secret invite to our live video broadcasts every Monday!Today we have stories about…Janet Jackson crashing computers, some roasted puppy fat will cure that rash, the Catholic Church doing something unforgivable? Surely not, and a woman gets an STD from God!This, plus some Florida Man and finishing off as always with some good newsGet your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.Email - thenewsburp@gmail.comTwitter - @NewsBurpPodReddit - r/NewsBurpCheck out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp #302 - Death by Ejaculation

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2022 75:43


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube and a secret invite to our live video broadcasts every Monday!Today we have stories about…Bees ejaculate themselves to death, man burns his bum with bleach wipes, Monkeys are masturbating with stone sex toys and speaking of Monkeys, dogs can now get Monkeypox - Hurray!This, plus some Florida Man and finishing off as always with some good newsGet your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.Email - shout@thenewsburp.comTwitter - @NewsBurpPodcastReddit - r/NewsBurpCheck out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp #301 - Vabbing and Boomers Love Porn and Snoring

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2022 84:14


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube and a secret invite to our live video broadcasts every Monday!Wassup News Hounds, we're back baby!A little later than originally planned but we're back every week from now until the end of October - live right here every Monday evening at 6pm (GMT)Today we have stories about…The new disgusting social media trend, Boomers say snoring and porn are the keys to a happy life, pedo kills himself in court and anal sex isn't a good time for everyone? Surely not.This, a new segment stolen straight from our Patreon called Florida Man and as always we finish with some Good News.Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.Email - shout@thenewsburp.comCheck out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    Patreon #261 - Top 5 ways to spice up your sex life

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2022 56:36


    Another Top 5 from our Patreon vaults, this one is all about how to spice up your sex life, because we're proper gurus when it comes to that.If you like these and want more of this, please consider signing up to our https://www.patreon.com/newsburp We record a special episode just for our Patreon supporters in the form of a Top 5 list (of random topics, which can be suggested by Patrons of course) and some Florida Man stories.So please consider supporting us over on https://www.patreon.com/newsburp if you can at all, it helps us pay the pesky hosting bills (which are plenty) and it also removes ads from the show for you, because we know ads are smelly too.Thank you so much for your support and we'll be back in August with a newly structured show, seasons and more.Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.Email - shout@thenewsburp.comCheck out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp Patreon #275 & #276

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2022 95:49


    So here's the story, we're off until August (we had an episode explaining it all, but due to smelly technical problems that episode now doesn't exist).But to keep you all going with sweet, sweet podcasty goodness we thought we'd offer you the chance to hear what we do over on http://www.patreon.com/newsburp.We record a special episode just for our Patreon supporters in the form of a Top 5 list (of random topics, which can be suggested by Patrons of course) and some Florida Man stories.This episode is a double episode from one of the weeks that we missed recording and hit the feed with a double bill - just like when a tv show wants to reel you in.So please consider supporting us over on http://www.patreon.com/newsburp if you can at all, it helps us pay the pesky hosting bills (which are plenty) and it also removes ads from the show for you, because we know ads are smelly too.Thank you so much for your support and we'll be back in August with a newly structured show, seasons and more.Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.Email - shout@thenewsburp.comCheck out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp Patreon Double Sampler

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2022 94:19


    So here's the story, we're off until August (we had an episode explaining it all, but due to smelly technical problems that episode now doesn't exist).But to keep you all going with sweet, sweet podcasty goodness we thought we'd offer you the chance to hear what we do over on http://www.patreon.com/newsburp.We record a special episode just for our Patreon supporters in the form of a Top 5 list (of random topics, which can be suggested by Patrons of course) and some Florida Man stories.This episode is a double episode from one of the weeks that we missed recording and hit the feed with a double bill - just like when a tv show wants to reel you in.So please consider supporting us over on http://www.patreon.com/newsburp if you can at all, it helps us pay the pesky hosting bills (which are plenty) and it also removes ads from the show for you, because we know ads are smelly too.Thank you so much for your support and we'll be back in August with a newly structured show, seasons and more.Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.Email - shout@thenewsburp.comCheck out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp #300 - Puppy Support and Sentient AI gets a lawyer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 86:48


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Hey folks, massive apologies for the technical problems we had with this episode, it was completely out of our control and we tried to edit as best we could, but you'll see how fucked it gets towards the end.Anyway, we left it in just in case you wanted to see the clusterfuck that is episode #300Today we have stories about…Paying puppy support if your dog gets another dog pregnant, Sentient AI has hired a lawyer, you can breath through your arse, probably. Your car will rat you out for being a drunk driver and Robot Spiderman crashes in Disneyland, and of course some Good News.Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.Email - shout@thenewsburp.comCheck out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp #299 - Human M&M's and Catfish Dildos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 81:10


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Wassup Burpers, Emojis are ridiculous, stranger things outside a Texas zoo, a dildo in a catfish, did you know that Snoop Dogg has a full time joint roller? And what's your favourite type of M&M, is it people flavour? This and some good news apparently.Oh, and we're celebrating hitting 300 episodes by having another Mail Bag show for episode #302!Yeah, seems like a normal thing to do.Get your questions, requests, suggestions, reviews and comments in before then and we'll be sure to include them in the show.Email - shout@thenewsburp.comCheck out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp #298 - Demon Hamsters and Pizza Stabbings

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 87:33


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Wassup Burpers, we're back after a week off because reasons.Road trippin' and road schoolin', getting stabbed in the bum over pizza, Canada is on a watch list, science has turned hamsters into demons, and the real cause of all the school shootings is women having rights - this and some good news probably!Enjoy and we'll see you all next week!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp #297 - Land of the free, home of the illegal dildos

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2022 83:38


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Wassup Burpers, we're back after a week off because reasons.But this week we have stories all about Illegal dildos, illegal portions of chips, robot aliens, plain eating to the extreme, and Octopus cannibalism and of course some good news apparently.Enjoy and we'll see you all next week!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp #296 - She exposes her penis then f*cks a wheelie bin with it

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 93:09


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,A him identifying as a her to get away with sex crimes, a woman nearly dies because of her phone, I need to know who is going to pay me that sweet alien prediction money, Britain's most famous dish is actually mostly Russian and a cop turns up to a disturbance call and decides to have a wank and of course some good news!Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp #295 - Kate Beckinsale gets bothered by the Penis Arm Man

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2022 86:31


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,The man with a penis on his arm better back the fuck off, always make sure you don't accidentally confess to murder, a woman can't help but shit herself, Bigfoot is fucking around again, Ireland isn't all that and a bag of potato chips and of course some Good News that Matt will try not to shit all overEnjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp #294 - Drinking Semen and Legal Incest

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 80:24


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,This week we have stories all about having to drink human semen in the Thai Navy, a German couple who want to make incest legal, a man whose penis fell off but he got a new one grown on his arm (as you do). Creepy dolls washing up on Texas beaches and UFO's that aren't UFO's.Then we finish off with some Good News that Matt will shit all over for good measure.Peace!Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp #293 - Sex Robot Threesomes and Creepy Theme Parks

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 90:15


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,Today we have stories about…Irish people are sex mad, but we'd rather fuck a robot but that's ok because an electric shock to your cock could cure premature ejaculation. Inside a creepy unfinished theme park and secret swords at airports.This and of course some glorious Good NewsWhat a world we live in.Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp #292 - Killer Farts and Outrageous Cakeage

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 87:32


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,Today we have stories about…Scientists are going to send a message directly to aliens, farts can kill you, shitty passenger shows how truly shitty he is, Loch Ness monster proof finally? And how about come cakeage? This and of course some glorious Good NewsWhat a world we live in.Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp #291 - Diet Cults, Mackonium and Gay Dogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 102:29


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,Today we have stories about…Diet cults that are run by cunts, if you haven't had covid yet, you've got no friends, gay dog finds gay owners, lazy husbands are still a thing, and the most disgusting baby names.This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!What a world we live in.Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) and on Twitch.tv/NewsBurp

    News Burp #290 - Flying Spiders and TikTok Parenting

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2022 92:13


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,Today we have stories about…Nature eh, eh finds a way, flying spiders are a thing, legoland driver's licences are a thing too, parenting tips from TikTok, and how long can you live on raw meat?This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!What a world we live in.Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for News Burp Shorts

    News Burp #289 - Mermaid Mummies and Faith Healers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2022 80:01


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,Today we have stories about…Mermaid mummies, Japanese killing stones, Non vegan fruit, how to get ahead in crime and how the fuck are faith healers still a thing?This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!What a world we live in.Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for News Burp Shorts

    News Burp #288 - Breastfeeding Boyfriends and Priceless Pikachu's

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 81:23


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,Today we have stories about…Pokemon cards worth more than me, you think your job is shit, I'm not kink shaming, but I have questions… would you be happy if you saw your life? And I always knew vegetables were not to be trustedThis, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!What a world we live in.Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for News Burp Shorts

    News Burp #287 - C*m cakes, Frozen C*cks and Zombies

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 87:14


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,Today we have stories about…Kids being prepared for zombies in school, a teacher has a weird idea of what should go into a cupcake, business class just isn't for everyone, imagine being so cold that your cock nearly falls off and someone is really shit at predicting things in the future.This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!What a world we live in.Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for News Burp Shorts

    News Burp #286 - Penis Stumps and Soggy Bottoms

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 86:19


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,Today we have stories about…James Blunt knows people hate him, toilet paper is for losers, and cannabis can fuck with your memory, make you cut your dick off and be a hypocrite, a woman insists on spending zero money on toilet related products and it grosses Adam out.This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!What a world we live in.Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for News Burp Shorts

    News Burp #285 - Death Mayonnaise and Dick-scrimination

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2022 95:02


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,Today we have stories about…McDonald's Not So Happy Meals, Life and death mayonnaise, food is racist now, potato haters and finally proof of alien life?Oh, and Good News.What a world we live in.Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for News Burp Shorts

    News Burp #284 - Sex Offenders and Soggy Sausages

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 96:28


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,Sex offenders marrying their victims, buffet brawls, men abusing computers, soggy sausages and more reasons why TikTok is terrible.This and very many more reasons why the world, the internet and everyone in them are terrible, terrible people.Oh, and Good News.What a world we live in.Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for News Burp Shorts

    News Burp #283 - Knob Throwing and Frozen nipples

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 88:15


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,Here's your ad free version of the main show where we talk all things Knob throwing, nipple freezing, policewomen having Onlyfans accounts and lots more shenanigans.What a world we live in.Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for News Burp Shorts

    News Burp #282 - Lego doesn't share Lego

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 102:23


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,We're back again and this week we have stories about ...Some dude who designed a jacket for a Queer Eye show tried suing Lego, and it didn't go as planned. FedEx wants permission to put anti missile measures on their planes, a man has a cockroach living in his ear for three days, a woman sends herself drinks from fake admirers to keep her dates in check and could you stay in an airplane toilet for 5 hours?There's also some good news stories about magic mushrooms being good and tortoises being old.Hurray!What a world we live in.Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for News Burp Shorts

    News Burp #281 - Instagram Sex Dolls and Pokemon Cops

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2022 88:46


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,Whaddup there folks!Sorry we're late - but we're here and we'll be back again this week with another episode to get ourselves back on track.But for now we have an episode all about sex doll makers ripping off Instagram models, Chinese women being trapped with Chinese men during lockdowns, the world's biggest black box being installed to record the end of the world and police ignoring calls for assistance because of Pokemons.What a world we live in.Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for News Burp Shorts

    News Burp #280 - Drunk hamsters and justice for witches

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 98:09


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,We're back baby!Happy new year and we hope you all had a great Christmas break and there wasn't too much Covid chaos where you are.This week we have stories about Witches finally getting the apology they deserve from the evil patriarchy, psychologists forgetting what they studied for their doctorate by getting rodents drunk and reporting it as news.We also have TV just for Dogs, the oldest woman in the world who beat Betty White (not literally).Oh and a bit of banter to explain where we've been since November!Thanks for sticking around and supporting us, we really appreciate it.Enjoy the show!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for News Burp Shorts

    News Burp Christmas Special 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2021 83:40


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,This week...We're not singing Christmas songs or anything like that.We've been busy in the real world, working and such (before another lockdown) and even though we've paused all patreon subs until January, we still wanted to get an episode out there.Also, we're making this one available to everyone in the hopes that some regular listeners might like a taste of what's behind the paywall and support us in the new year by becoming new patrons.We hope you don't mind.Anyway, here it is, enjoy it and have a great Christmas and we'll see you all in the new year.Matt & AdamCheck out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for News Burp Shorts

    News Burp #279 - Woke Jesus and Super Powered Gingers!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 81:59


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,This week...Someone reckons that if Jesus was around today he'd be accused of being too "woke", and we can't say we disagree.A nosey Karen thinks she found a Satanic Sex cult in a vegan cafe (spoiler, she probably didn't).Some new powerful AI has turned out to be incredibly racist and homophobic and scientists reveal the superpowers that ginger people have!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for News Burp Shorts

    News Burp Short - Who's the REAL Muppet here?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 13:06


    Support this show and the main show by signing up to www.patreon.com/newsburpToday I'm talking about Muppets - the kind that have been on TV for decades and the kind that will start a fight with them just to get on TV themselves.It's Big Bird VS Ted Cruz!FIGHT!Be sure to comment and have your say.Thanks for listening, if you're so inclined you can get the video version on Youtube here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oMwtg3HZ2wAnd we're on Rumble here - https://rumble.com/c/c-1192923

    News Burp #278 - Bear Wrestling and Sexy Holocaust Photoshoots

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 92:28


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,This week...An 80 year old man wrestles a bear in his kitchen and survives to tell the tale and receive a bravery award. Elon Musk says he'll fund the eradication of world hunger, IF it can be proven that his money can do so. And we have a model who thought it was a good idea to have a sexy photoshoot at a Holocaust memorial and probably wonders why some people thought differently.What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for The Daily Burp

    News Burp Short - Koala Vaccines - Has it all gone too Pharma?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 7:48


    Support this show and the main show by signing up to www.patreon.com/newsburpToday I'm talking about vaccines - yeah that tired and bludgeoned to death topic of vaccines.Except, this time it's the cuddly Koalas that are being targeted by big pharma - won't somebody think of the Koalas!Be sure to comment and have your say.Thanks for listening, if you're so inclined you can get the video version on Youtube here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oMwtg3HZ2w

    News Burp Short - Could NAMA fix the housing crisis in Ireland?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 7:54


    Support this show and the main show by signing up to www.patreon.com/newsburpToday I'm talking about NAMA possibly being one (at least) of the solutions to the spiralling housing and homelessness crisis in Ireland. As the body was set up to manage property and assets after the 2008 crash caused by a property bubble, they are directly contributing to rising house and rental prices.Surely this isn't the way to fix it...Be sure to comment and have your say.Thanks for listening, if you're so inclined you can get the video version on Youtube here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oMwtg3HZ2w

    News Burp Short - Is Your Doctor a Real Doctor?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 11:43


    Support this show and the main show by signing up to www.patreon.com/newsburpToday I'm talking about fake doctors.There's a worrying amount of stories around people pretending to be doctors, passing off forged and fake medical certificates. Also this week a doctor was hired for a senior position in a maternity hospital and it is alleged that not only is his medical knowledge questionable at best, but that there are no records of him being qualified as any doctor in any country!Be sure to comment and have your say.Thanks for listening, if you're so inclined you can get the video version on Youtube here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oMwtg3HZ2w

    News Burp Short - Deep Fakes - Harmless fun or something to worry about?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 12:01


    Today I'm looking at Deep Fakes.Whether it's the Queen getting stuck into TikTok trends, Tom Cruise playing pop songs or world leaders blaming the technology to excuse away their transgressions - have Deep Fakes become something to worry about?Can you tell the difference between a good Deep Fake and an actual video?Be sure to comment and have your say.Thanks for listening, if you're so inclined you can get the video version on Youtube here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oMwtg3HZ2w

    News Burp #277 - Cannibal Castrations in Cabin in the woods and Sex with a Ghost!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 81:33


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,This week...Estate agent gets in trouble and I'm perfectly ok with that, man has dodgy surgery in a cabin in the woods and what happened next will scare the bollix off you, and a sheriff trip advisors his own cell - a crazy goth chick has sex with a ghost that she thinks is going to kill her and there's a man obsessed with the 1990's and he never even lived in them!What a world!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for The Daily Burp

    News Burp Short - Ireland's 2022 Budget, Lower wages than most of EU and is Onlyfans over?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 17:54


    The first in our series of short bursts of news, opinions and topics.This week I focus on the hopes and expectations ahead of the Irish Government Budget being announced this week, Ireland's staffing crisis still looms over employers who refuse to acknowledge that their unwillingness to pay proper wages is to blame.And have you got an Onlyfans? We ask if the platform has reached saturation point and if it's worth putting the time and effort into putting yourself out there in the most intimate of ways.Thanks for listening, if you're so inclined you can get the video version on Youtube here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oMwtg3HZ2w

    News Burp #276 - Real life Steven Seagal movies and in depth sex education

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 85:51


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,This week...It's probably not illegal, but you probably shouldn't be doing it either and a Lithuanian alcoholic really proves his metal and a real life Steven Seagal movie happened and we're only hearing about it now. A teacher gets in trouble for sex with a student and mammies are being told not to wear their jammies on the school run.What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for The Daily Burp

    News Burp #275 - Covid Tampons and Bears in your chocolate!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 87:35


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,The cost of beheading your wife is just 8 cows, being tired is an emergency situation and could Ivermectin soaked tampons cure your covid? Oh and Australia is crowd funding a giant bag of dicks, and there's hidden meanings in Toblerone logo!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

    News Burp #274 - Satanists to the rescue AGAIN!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 86:15


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Satanists are at it again, and this time it's sexy - are we allowed to call victims idiots? And there are people who believe that naked children will make it rain - 3d printed weapons and more stuff!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

    News Burp #273 - Satanists to the rescue and milkshake machines

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 82:37


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Viagra thief is not a hardened criminal, Satanists are on the way to save the day, and a man cuts off his own penis during a police chase and McDonald's Milkshake machines are still the cause of much upset!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

    News Burp #272 - Giant Sex Spiders and Death Hotdogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 64:36


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Ireland is being invaded by sex crazed giant spiders - Eating a hot dog takes 36 minutes off your life and female octopi throw things at males that are harrassing them - nature, what a mad bunch of bastards.What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

    News Burp #271 - no Mickey D's milkshakes after Brexit and some other stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 74:32


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,No Milkshakes in McDonald's in the UK (that's what you get for Brexit), we can finally get our own back on potatoes and Sri Lanka is at it again - the mad bastardsWhat a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

    News Burp #270 - Magic potions, $12m worth of porn and death meteors!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 75:07


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Sri Lanka's health minister demoted for promoting magic potions, conman sues his victims and wins, and man spends $12m on porn, a meteor is going to kill us all, but we'll probably be dead by then so it's all a moo point!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

    News Burp #269 - The actual Prime Number Episode!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 70:07


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,The man who made a career out of sucking water up into his anus, a woman sued McDonald's because she broke her lent fast for a cheeseburger and donkey milk is back again!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

    News Burp #268 - Man nearly wanks to death and buying a planet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2021 78:49


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Horse charity that's worried about the lack of beastiality, Boobs getting bigger after the Pfizer jab and man nearly wanks himself to death, a man tries to buy an entire planet and actual footage of an actual sighting of actual Bigfoot?What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

    News Burp #267 - Hitler's Wife's Knickers and Adam won't suck Matt's nipples

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 78:21


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,What would you pay to be able to sniff or wear Hitler Wife's knickers? A lot, right? Maybe not. Also, imagine Matt came to you with a fool proof way of making all the money off of Onlyfans, only for you to not recognise its potential. That's what Adam did and it might be what finally ends a 20+ year friendship!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

    News Burp #266 - Doomsday planes and Giant Goldfish Overlords

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 73:48


    For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Football sized Goldfish are going to take over the world, once and for all we might get the same numbers of hotdogs and hotdog buns in packets, and do shellfish have souls? Also, what's the point of a Doomsday plane if you can't use it?What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

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