One Batch, Two Batch

Baby Yoda. Baby, Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda. BaBY, BABY YODA. That's it...That's the episode.

Ladies and gents... ARRRRRREEEE WE ASCENDING?! HAPPY NEW YEAR, Y'ALL! Our hostesses with the mostest are back and giving you a thirst episode/new segment right off the bat! FCC Friday? Fictional Crush Friday? Fictional Character Crush Friday? (... we're still working on the title. Some help is going on - M) In this new series, the ladies gush about their favorite fictional loves and create alternate universes for said loves. (We really thought these through.  We have receipts! - G) So sit back. Grab yourself a drink. And join them on this non-judgmental journey because TRUST AND BELIEVE they understand. So... choo choo, motherfuckers. Choo. Choo.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! Gail hosts for the first time without Maria, but brought some help to spread some Christmas cheer. She and guest host Christian discuss some of their childhood favorites and the amazing cheesiness of TV Christmas rom-coms. If you're lactose intolerant, beware. The movies mentioned have a cheese rating of an extra cheesy cheese pizza with cheese stuffed crust and mozzarella sticks on the side... in the best possible way. Watch these suggestions at your own risk. In any case, we all wish you Happy Holidays. Thank you for sticking with us this season. Not to worry, we'll be back in 2020 with some fun, new content. Catch you in the next decade, y'all!     Music: Purple Planet Music - Track: Joyful Christmas

Wow wow wow wow wow. It's here. Mayans Season 2 Season Finale. It's been a wild ride, y'all. A JOURNEY OF COSMOLOGICAL PROPORTIONS as G would say. It goes without saying that our hostesses "strugg to func" the entire season, but this finale short-circuited their already overloaded brains. 2020 and Season 3 (CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS! - M & G) can't come soon enough. 

Maria didn't want to say she told you so but...(NO I WANNA SAY IT. I TOLD Y'ALL SO! -M) On this week's episode Gail (as always) breaks Maria, but more than usual this time around. Gail's research gets absolutely deep this week that it goes back to season one, apologies in advance in this if this puts anyone in distress, it's almost the season finale after all... (NOW YOU ALL FEEL MY PAIN! -M) 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! This year's episode Gail and Maria...Well...Just Gail shares her childhood Halloween stories and boy are they a treat. The ladies also discuss their favorite candies that were giving out during their youth. (Jesus, making us sound super old here. - M) and talk about their favorite Halloween traditions that include movies...Predator may or may not have compromised our sound. (No, you just sent demonic audio to me again, Maria. - G)   Intro/Background Music: https://www.purple-planet.com Tracks used: "Bats in The Belfry," "Quirky Moments," & "Halloween Pumpkin" Misc. Music: "O Fortuna" performed by MIT Concert Choir 

Elgin James, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US!? *Sigh* Welcome back on this episode where the Maria and Gail stall to avoid discussing the last nine minutes of the episode. Maria finally gets to go off on Dita once more and she didn't hold back and the return of Chibs has the ladies on cloud nine and so does the thirst for EZ Reyes and at this point, can you really blame them?

Welcome to this week's episode where Maria shares her feeling about people not doing their research. (Listen...YOU HAVE TO REALLY READ INTO THINGS IF YOU WANT THE ANSWERS YOU WANT! -M). The ladies discuss how this episode is their favorite one so far and how Emily's current situation and how actions are putting her on a path she shouldn't be in. A shout out to JD Pardo for slightly breaking and completely breaking Maria by reciting poetry. Whoever wrote that scene in, know that the ladies are forever grateful. Also, sleeves are bullshit.

Things are getting too accurate and on the nose on this week's episode, which means the torture amplifies for Maria. (I signed up for this. I have no one else to blame. - M) Unfortunately we know it will only get worse from here and if the titles mean anything, we're in for a bumpy ride...

*Cue Sofia Vergara Gif* WE KNEW IIIIIIIT!!!! This episode, Gail continues to make Maria absolutely nervous for what may be in store for our Mayans. Join them as they go in delve deeper into the deities chosen this season, unraveling potential storylines as everything progresses. Gail remains hopeful (You can't flipping mention the sun metaphorically and $#!T and not give us hope...eventually. Don't do this to us, Sutter. -G) while Maria is yelling about stupid Magic 8 Balls into the Void. (I'm telling you. "Outlook not great." -M)

HONEY, THEY'RE HOOOOMEE! One Batch, Two Batch is back and one year older! Your hostesses are jumping right into Season two of Mayans M.C. and discussing the first three episodes. Immediately expressing their feelings, well...More like Maria realizing the certain pieces are falling into place and having her mind absolutely blown by Gail and unheard theories. (I'M STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT EVERYTHING HERE. - M) So, ladies and germs, hold on to your butts! It's gonna be a helluva ride!

The Devil didn’t make us do it... the goat did. Your favorite ladies couldn’t leave y’all hanging during their break (1B2B Season 2 returning July!) and recorded a special one-off episode with Maria’s good friend, Cyndi! Join them as they talk Lucifer - mostly season 4 so if you haven’t watched it yet, CLICK AWAY - and, you guessed it, BUNS.   Cyndi on Twitter!

THIS EPISODE IS PURE SPOILERS. LISTEN AT YOUR RISK. This is it guys...Ten years has finally come to a close. Your hostesses with the mostest bring back Christian for this bittersweet discussion of Endgame. Join them as they they get really emotional and avoid the subject of Tony Stark. We also have Maria yelling about DAT ASS (listen, the Russo's and whoever else wrote that entire thing specifically just for me. - M) In all seriousness, we'd like to thank everyone at marvel for the past decade for so many adventures and bringing our favorite heroes to life on the big screen. We love you 3000.

Why you gotta do us like that, Peter? Why? Anyway.. As everyone counts down the days to imminent sadness (see: Endgame), our hosts talk Phase Three. Christian joins Maria and Gail once again, but here comes a new challenger... Jacks!!! Glitter! Rainbows! Harps! Doves! So grab something to sip and snack on. Make sure that the yaro root is ripe *cough* Nebula*cough* And enjoy the finale to MCU Rewind, where things fall apart and conversations derail every 10 minutes. PROFESSIONALS!   Phase Three Captain America: Civil War (2016) Doctor Strange (2016) Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) Thor:Ragnarok (2017) Black Panther (2018) Avengers: Infinity War (2018) Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) Captain Marvel (2019) Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Howdy, y'all! This week's episode is a little different as you may tell. In the words of Dr. Ian Malcolm... Life finds a way of screwing up your production schedule. Okay. Not his exact words, but the sentiment rang true for Gail and Maria. Our hostesses with the mostesses didn't want to leave y'all hanging with nothing again so they did a Here's What You Missed This Week! Well, a Here's What You Missed This Week [03/31-04/05/2019] in Pop Culture. Gotta keep it on brand, ya know? In any case, this... was an episode. (Please forgive us for the random bursts of song - G)  Links: Lore Olympus by Rachel Smythe Age Matters by Enj Kit Harington & Leslie Jones SNL Promo Joker Trailer Critical Role Kickstarter Mortal Kombat 11 Kollector Character Reveal Mortal Kombat 11 Old Skool vs. New Skool Stranger Things Season 3 Trailer Bill & Ted 3 Announcement

O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN! This week the ladies talks, well, err, Maria talks about Chris Evans and his latest interview of THR...and about how much she loves him. What else is new? Nothing really (WHAT DID Y'ALL EXPECT FROM ME!? - M) Meanwhile, Gail is back on that 90's nostalgia all in thanks to...CAPTAIN MARVEL! (Queeeeen! - G) Our hostesses find themselves battling their giggles and fondly remember their respective 90's upbringing.  Check out the Chris Evans interview here!

INITIATE PHASE TWO! Howdy, y’all! We are back with MCU Rewind as we all count down the days until Endgame. Christian joins Maria and Gail once again and hilarity ensues. Seriously, you have to watch the behind the scenes takes. Also. Bunny Titties.   Phase Two: Iron Man 3 (2013) Thor: The Dark World (2013) Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) Ant-Man (2015)

Okay. So we know it was Flavor Aid and not Kool-Aid... but same difference. Hello, Wiki Wabbits! This week on Wiki Wednesday, the ladies talk Cults! You got murder, intrigue, betrayal... all the way from Waco, TX to the jungles of South America. So without further ado... C U L T S!

Hello, lovelies! Gail and Maria embark on their most ambitious episode to date that they had to break it up into three parts AND have their friend Christian join in on the fun. So what is this ambitious episode you ask? Well, the Marvel Cinematic Universe, of course! They will be discussing Phases One, Two, and Three - from their likes, their gripes, and certain grape-faced individuals who just need their ass kicked - just in time for Avengers: Endgame. So... without further ado, here's what the trio has to say about Phase One!   Phase One: Iron Man (2008) The Incredible Hulk (2008) Iron Man 2 (2010) Thor (2011) Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) The Avengers (2012)

When it rains, it pours.   Hello, lovely listeners. Gail and Maria are back this week with a brand spankin' new episode. First, our hostesses discuss Netflix's cult film Velvet Buzzsaw (I tried warning everyone before it released! - G) and how NO ONE should ever - and do they mean ever, find Ted Bundy attractive. And on the subject of Netflix, The Umbrella Academy finally dropped on the streaming service... so naturally the duo binged to their heart's delight. Gail brings a new trash son into the fold (make room, Dex), while Maria gets a bit emotional and finds herself at a loss for words. (I didn't almost cry or anything... LEAVE ME ALONE! - M)

One batch, two batch. Penny and Dime. Coming to you this week from the Tiny Trash Community, our hosts talk Frank Castle and The Punisher season 2! And joining them on this cast is Gail's dear friend from university days - Sarah! The Murder Sister Wives (more on that later) discuss the brilliance of Marvel's casting, give several PSAs regarding healthy relationships/safe sex, and much more. We are also happy to announce that Gail is no longer alone in the bin. (MY SISTERSSSSSS! - G)

Come one, Come all! Enter the world of sadness and heartbreak this week as Gail and Maria talk about their list of Marvel characters who deserved better. The host discuss how Loki could have had it all if Odin was a better father (*sips tea* - M). Maria nearly cries as she fell down a rabbit hole about Laura Kinney a.k.a X-23 and wants to do nothing but protect her. Thanks, Gail...(*Screams from Utah* YOU'RE WELCOME! - G). Obviously, it wouldn't be an episode if they didn't cry 50 Shades of Bucky. And if, by any chance, your name is Ben and you're in the Marvel Universe...They're pouring one out for you already.

*INSERT OBNOXIOUS AIRHORNS* NEW SEGMENT ALERT! Welcome to Wiki Wednesdays, little wabbits! Guess that makes our hosts Alice because boy did they fall down a wikihole! This Wiki Wednesday’s segment is... Urban Legends/Creepypastas! Gail and Maria share stories from their respective cultures and we’re scared!!!

CHEEHOOOOOO!!! Aurite aurite aurite. First of all, a very big ho'omaika'i iä* Jason Momoa! In the time between our hosts recording this episode back in 2018 and now, Aquaman joined the Billion Dollar Club! And rightfully so! This episode is chock full of laughs about people of the internet, unintentional Disney references, and Gail and Maria's favorite... WILLEM DAFOE!    Disclaimer 1: Headphone users, try not to have the volume way up in the first few minutes. Don't say we didn't warn you. Disclaimer 2: This is a spoiler-cast. So if you haven't seen Aquaman yet... 1) why, 2) what are you doing, 3) go see it, and 4) click away!   *congratulations to

Hey guys! Happy New Year! It's 2019 and our hosts are kicking it off with another episode of Man Crush Monday!!! (Cue the sessy music!) You know what they say... how you ring in the new year sets the tone for the rest of the year. So naturally Gail and Maria spent the last moments of 2018 recording this episode about *drumroll* Sebastian Stan! And guess what? It paid off. Say what?! Guess you'll have to tune in to find out exactly what that means.    SoundFX from iLife Buzzfeed Quizzes: Is Sebastian Stan Actually Your Soulmate? We Know If You Should Date Chris Evans or Sebastian Stan Based On Your Zodiac Were You Destined To Date Tom Holland or Sebastian Stan?

Have you ever basked in the light of vengeance from a character’s demise? Well. Then this is the episode for you. Karma’s a boss ass bitch and she has been putting in overtime to Maria and Gail’s delight. Sit back, grab some snacks (preferably not made by Willy Wonka or Olenna Tyrell), and have a laugh as they go through some of their favorite karma moments in pop culture.

WE HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON OUR SIDE!!!   This week, the ladies are joined by a very special guest

Alexa, play Mad World by Gary Jules.

Surprise, guys! Welcome to the cast’s first Man Crush Monday! (Cue the sessy music!) In our inaugural episode, our hosts talk about the Cap himself, Chris Evans! What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man. (Insert heart eyes) Gail and Maria reminisce their first time laying eyes on the goofball and the moment they fell in love with him.

This week, our hosts think of all the possibilities about what can be brought to life as Disney announced an upcoming Loki series! But most importantly, it's the Mayans Season Finale. The hosts had a very interesting moment on their Twitter page and also deal with disappointment and betrayal as the mystery of the Reyes murder is revealed. While Angel tugged on their heart strings this episode (great work, Clayton.), He still manages to be a baboso (they still love him though.). As this is all going down, Maria rejoices as her least favorite person gets a stern talking to. We'd also like to dedicate this episode to Kevin Jimenez. You're no longer a Pinche Kevin, this one's for you, homie.

This week, the Blizzcon gods blessed the world by unveiling a new addition to Overwatch, leading Maria to make cowboy jokes and terrible puns. It'a Gail's fault tbh 100% Gail's fault. (I'm not sorry. - G). With all the new revelations, in combination with Gail's findings on serpent symbolism, our hostesses with the mostestes blame Lincoln Potter for everything. Shame on him. Shame on his family. Shame on his cow. And their ire does not stop with that obsessive Assistant US Attorney. Oh no, Somehow they manage to direct some fury towards their favorite baboso, Angel.

Happy Halloween everyone! On this spoo-oo-ooky episode, our hosts cover a multitude of topics. First at bat is Netflix and the wonderful premieres we got this October. Maria yells about Wilson Bethel and how he’s the best person she’s ever hated, while Gail throws her whole self into the bin because she’s fallen down the Benjamin Poindexter tumblr hole. (Please join her. She needs friends.) Furthermore, our hosts reminisce about the moments leading up to their love for horror (LOL, they're still wimps). It wasn’t the best of starts for either host, but they somehow made it to the other side. And speaking of the other side, Maria and Gail have storytime about their personal brushes with the paranormal. Music by:Royalty-free spooky sounds from Purple Planet Music and Sound FX from Apple iLife

This week, our hosts briefly touch on their love for comic!Hawkeye and how Jeremy Renner deserves better Hawkeye material in the MCU before diving into their recap of Mayans. For once, Maria is at a loss for words on what's to come, which is surprising. But we mostly think it's because Angel was shirtless for more than 30 seconds. (Do we blame her though?) Gail, on the other hand, gives a rather interesting character analysis on the man we know as Lincoln Potter and explores theories on what's to come.

This week: Maria gathered the courage to watch Halloween over the weekend. Verdict? She’s still a punk. Meanwhile, Gail had the honor of Googling the significance of roaches. Rumor has it to this day Google still gives her Orkin ads. Besides facing fears, our hosts reevaluate membership to Los Tres Pinches and how Coco and Leti got them in their feels.

This week, Maria enthusiastically raves about Rooster Teeth's upcoming series: gen:LOCK. Gail earns a new nickname of Kirby all thanks to the new sheriff in town, who neither of the hosts seem to happy about. In other news, Angel is too trusting, emotions suck the life out of everyone and...MY BAD.

Who's a goo boy? Venom is a Goo Boy! Join our hosts on this special episode as they discuss the Venom movie. They talk about many things like science-y evil dudebros always wear turtlenecks and why Maria blocks most of Spider-Man 3 from her memory...would you blame her?

Some help is going on please? Someone call 9-1-1. Maria is sweating... all because of Angel’s underpants. And for the first time ever, Gail hits a wall in Google. Say it isn’t so! But more on this episode, our hosts talk street smarts and family chats about putas over pupusas and how we enjoy how the Reyes brothers can't stay mad at each other...for long.

Maria may be down with the “snickness” but nothing will stop her from doing this podcast or enjoying her time overseas in the UK. Though, Gail’s puns don’t help any. There are many feels this episode as our hosts discuss the events of the latest episode of Mayans. Mostly angst and rage - enough to put their emo high school selves to shame.

Maria and Gail talk the lastest episode of Mayans on FX. From Trojan horses to why Gail most likely landed herself on some FBI watch list...Thanks, K. Sutter.

Maria is joined by her friend, Ryan Boyd! They talk about the importance of music in films, talking about rap music dedicated to Horror is the single best thing in the world and how Danny Elfman ruined Maria's childhood, come join us for a possession. Follow Ryan. Listen to and follow Rank and Vile. 

Welcome to our first episode where we discuss the first two episodes of Mayans MC on FX! We ramble about how everything is already stressful, appreciating JD Pardo's shirtless scene and letting every one know that we'd do anything for Salinas!