Out the Gayte

It's our sporting special - because, you know, this is where you come for athletic content. Who are the hottest athletes at the games? Which sport stars have started an OnlyFans? And why is Grindr blocked in the athlete's village? We break it all down for you.Plus Chris is back from the US and he has a gripe with the public bathroom stalls. Enjoy all that and more in this week's episode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look who got the Zoom link to work! The boys are back this week, but Brad's in the dog box after humiliating his partner at the supermarket. Matt might've entered his masc era and it's confusing for all of us. You won't believe what links Grindr and the Republican Party this week! We're certainly not yucking anyone's yum (you know us) but there's a warning you need to know about. Plus just how in tune are Pockets and Brad? We put it to the test this week with a game.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

HE'S BACK! After multiple weeks filming numerous episodes of Naked Attraction, Brad is back - but bloody hell he's brought some ugly boots with him. Matty went off grid and it turned spicy in more ways than one. Plus Chris might've just found us a new team uniform - Gaytors, let us know if you want in on the bulk order.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad was sent a Zoom link by the boys but they hadn't heard from him before they pressed record - does he make it by the end of the episode?! Matty and Chris went to the Egyptian themed party, and dissect everything that went down, including the costumes. Plus you won't believe who else was there. Pebbling is the new term you need to know - and believe it or not, it's not a sex thing.Matthew Ridge has dropped the F word (yes that F word) and the boys want to draw a line in the sand once and for all. Plus can anyone yell us just how gay this new Mary and George TV show is?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys have started Dry July early, but are unlikely to keep it up for long, with a costume party on the horizon. We heard your feedback on hobbies, and now Pockets might have to cross stitch a butthole?! Chris might've gotten rid of the stye, but now his back and knees are playing up - and no, not because of that. We ponder what our beige flags are - the strange things about us that make us cute little weirdos. And boy do we have an announcement on our Gaytor community. You won't want to miss this!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Brad back on Naked Attraction?! Either way, he's not here this week, but the speculation of his reality TV escapades has led to a new obsession for Chris. Are hobbies a thing for adults? Matty's not sure he has one, but he might have an idea to change that, and it involves the Cha Cha. Chris' body is breaking down - how exactly do you get rid of a stye?! And there's a beautifully heartbreaking obituary the boys discuss from someone finally able to be who they truly are.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 The weather's getting cooler so the boys crack open a bottle of red this week for their weekly catch up.Chris has found a local Tom Daly sponsorship that might not technically be above board.Brad delivers one of his best segues to date in order to delve into our gay awakenings.And Matty got his new driver's licence back - what do the boys think of his photo?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad's back and the boys grill him on whether he did, in fact, film a reality TV show. Matty wants to surprise Ryan, who despises surprises, so tries to figure out the best way of doing it. Chris has been researching the story from a few months back about the anticipated mass coming out in the world of European football, and he has an update. Plus the boys either want to be Troye Sivan or they want to be with Troye Sivan - we're not entirely sure. Either way, there's a lot of Troye Sivan mentions this week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad's away this week and the boys think he might be filming a reality TV show in secret. Chris has drunk the Kool Aid and has well and truly been sucked into something big. Matty had to get a new driver's licence and the photo process took a turn. Plus they both discuss the new porn passport those across the ditch will need in order to access R18 material online, and reminisce on the days of dial up internet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys have a new catch cry they're hoping will take off like the chair emoji. Matty wonders what the protocol is at the urinal. Chris sets us up for future failure by suggesting a viewing party for next year's Eurovision. And Brad cheated yet again - this time with a doctor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are taking a walk down memory lane with some Now That's What I Call Music nostalgia. Despite this being an audio medium, Chris is eager to teach the boys some sign language. You'd best believe us all being in committed relationships won't stop Brad talking about the new Bumble feature. And WAIT til you hear Matty's update on the outrageous place to cruise these days...allegedly.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys actually followed through on something and brought in a Soda Stream to see if you can turn still wine into sparkling. Matty's Mum almost found something in the washing basket at his house. Chris and his partner are potentially crossing the threshold into sibling territory. And Brad's up with the youths now that he's attended a 21st.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are back and reminiscing about former lovers. Brad admits to the boys he's cheated - but at least his lid looks good. Matty laments being the old man at a house party, and is concerned he might've stolen some Ferrero Rochers. And Chris realised we missed a crucial day in the annual calendar, but it might not be too late to celebrate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week the boys find out where you're listening from. Matty has a proposal dilemma from a Gaytor. Chris has fallen deep into some algorithm rabbit roles. And Brad brings us up to speed with the rainbow crossing culprit's sentencing. Follow us: MATTY, CHRIS & BRAD (@outthegayte)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we have a NZ superstar crash the poddy mid-episode. Pockets tells us if Baby Talk is working in the bedroom. Chris has our new stats and we've gone international, baby! Plus Brad gives us the full lowdown from the Rainbow Games - and spoiler, we had a bowling blowout. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris is away sick so Brad's partner Karl joined the boys to soft-launch the long promised WAGs episode. The boys have some things to say about the rainbow crossing debacle. Brad has to give a speech to hundreds of people and is rightfully shitting himself. And Matty accidentally suggested a threesome to a new friend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris brings news from the regions, and the boys ponder whether you can be hotter in different parts of the country. Brad gets misty-eyed reminiscing about NZDating.com. And Matty's been ripped out for still rocking skinny jeans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  The boys go off on a wild tangent about Chris Hemsworth's junk…mail.   Matty has a pep in his step after an interaction with a Gaytor.   Brad's ready to pull out the dressing gown now that the weather's cooling down.   And Chris has rounded up the best stories about your falls.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty got a package in the mail, and gives his review to the boys, Boomer Brad's had a fall and Chris recounts his gay awakening that just had its 25th anniversary.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are back for 2024! This week we recap our summers (is it too late to say happy new year?), Brad has had a major poomergency, Matty's new life has given him full rizz and Chris is nervous that not being shocked by Saltburn has made him immune to filth. So excited to be back in your ear holes xxxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Right! Turn this up nice and loud in front of the rellies on Christmas Day! We hope you all have a wonderful day - thank you for all your support this year. Stay safe and see you in 2024 xxx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've rolled into the last episode (well almost last) of the year and nothing says Merry Gaymas like a scandal in the Senate. We have truly loved having your earholes this year, thank you for being the most wonderful Gayters xxxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have Brad and Matty finally reached boiling point? A new celeb is on OnlyFans - but as we've learnt, the subscription fee probably won't be worth it... Are their unwritten rules about what you should watch on a plane? And Christmas ornaments  - we warn you of the dangers of using them, um, not on a Christmas tree.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Facebook community groups really expose allllll the neighbourly behaviour right? Have you heard about the cat killer? Brad tries to get his head around the teen slang words of 2023 and please bear with us. Plus, Chris with an absolute CLANGER of an airport security story.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Despite putting NOTHING in the Google Doc this week, Brad kicks us off with an absolute yarn about his snoring. Pockets fills us in on his new job, and what he's promised his husband next year. Chris has an update on our groundwork to bring back the sexy fireman calendar. Plus, one of our Mums has been listening to the poddy, and has some thoughts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We can absolutely guarantee you that no matter what we talked about today, it went to places not suitable for anywhere. That means, get the kids out of the car, don't play it at work, just keep it away from everyone. NOTHING IS SAFE!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We help Brad through his feelings after Sunday's Rugby World Cup loss - and yes, it involves a rousing Kumbaya rendition. We remember Matthew Perry after the sad news of his passing this week. Chris tells us a truly wild story about someone meeting their partner's parents. Matty explains why those trees in your street smell like jizz. And what would we be arrested for?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are back after last week's record fail - we should never be left to our own devices. Halloween's just around the corner, but Brad's not sure. It's also almost time for Christmas! How do we feel about THAT?! Chris and Brad thirst over Troye Sivan. And Matty ponders whether the grass is always actually greener.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the Eiffel Tower has a different meaning... The President of the United States has family members who aren't afraid to well, show their members... Matty nearly burnt down a house with cheese and Chris shat himself at Movie World. Thanks for coming!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad is giving off duck shooting vibes and Matty is here for it. Matty is also at a loss to figure out what he is supposed to do as a Godparent. And, Matty ran out of petrol. On the motorway. Brad and Brodie spent most of the podcast taking the piss out of Matty. Thanks for coming.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Jody steps in (her name is actually Brodie and if you'd forgotten why we are where we are with this there's a recap this episode lol), while Brad is away, and asks the boys if there's a gay version of the Roman Empire trend. We get an update from Michelle about how the meeting with her son's BF went! We're all up and in and around Celebrity Treasure Island and Traitors... And there's a new meaning to Daddy Long Legs and it's not scary...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get all the tea from the big MISBEHAVIOUR party the boys were at at the weekend! Brad was sad about the All Blacks but Matty has some advice to cheer him up and it's to do with Downton Abbey. Imagine meeting your partner's family for the first time at a funeral... And we stage an intervention because Matty is going too far on Breakfast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys dissect the Games Night Pockets hosted. There's a wild story about teenagers identifying as animals - WAIT for the ending! Chris has been sucked in by Instagram marketing to make a very expensive purchase. Brad gives us an update on what's happening to homophobes in Brazil. And Pockets unexpectedly talks rugby.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris brings Craft Beer to the podcast this week and it doesn't go down well. The crew reminisce about the days of lip sync performances as teens. We learn about how open relationships can be bad for single people. Plus, why does whey protein always come in a GIANT container?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pockets is away so producer Jodes steps in and discusses her new sex toy. Chris did not give off plumber vibes when he tried to buy a new kitchen tap. Do you wave at people who have the same car as you? And we bring back dabbing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad is away this week and we miss him dearly! We've pushed the WAGs episode out until he's back. A full rundown of the quiz nights that took place in the past week with one even getting semi-violent. We froth with delight over Nelly Furtado's glorious comeback. And Chris thinks he's got really lazy, but Matty trumps him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing is as it seems anymore as we hear the proposal at Lizzo is fake!! We show our age by reminiscing on the days of mass photo uploads from our digital cameras. Brad goes in HARD to defend Palmerston North after the Spanish Football team left because it was too boring... And Military Mut... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Potholes turn into cumbums and that's only the first five minutes... Is common sense not actually common sense? The decision is made that the WAGs will do an episode. Brad provides a stellar Barbie movie review.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apologies if the first part of your listening experience is the boys just frothing over boys...they are THIRSTY this week! Chris owes Brad an apology... And Matty makes a toilet lid confession but we stand in solidarity with him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There is MUCH more to Matty's story about going to a nude beach in Europe. Have you ever forgotten to pay for dinner? Or in Brad's case intentionally forgotten to pay for dinner? Or have you fallen asleep at a wedding? Plus best you believe the TV Guide is back, and perhaps one of the most punishing live "what are you" quizzes you'll ever hear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pockets is back from EUROPE and best you believe he has some stories to tell... Brad had some Black Hearts at the Grey Lynn RSC and paid for it... Chris went to Indiana Jones and yeah well someone had sex at the movies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The wonderful Julian Sewell is back with us this week! Brad's had a car crash. Chris has a report on every TV show imaginable (he's in his winter era). Julian does a very good Samantha Jones. And the discussion around Kelis and Bill Murray is just as much of a hot mess as the relationship...See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

We have the wonderful Julian Sewell with us as guest host today (he is VERY funny, VERY delightful and has just under half a million followers on TikTok!!). What kind of toothpaste/toothbrush operator are you? A game of f*ck, marry, kill. And we learn that blue balls is a thing in vulvas too (Producer Jody didn't even know this).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pockets is not here but you best believe we take the piss out of his Euro Honeymoon (because jealous). Producer Jody is here to learn about butt plugs, otters and twinks and cumgutters (it's a really educational episode). Brad and Chris discuss how they'd go in for a first kiss. This one really is quite out the, well, gate.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris is coming in hot from Europe and Pockets is just days away from heading that way so it's all travel wanker stories...wink wink nudge nudge. Brad had a monumental slow cooker cock-up. The boys discuss circumcision and actually it's a really bloody interesting chat that perhaps we don't do that often?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's just Pockets and Brad and the sexual tension is palpable. But they manage to push it aside and discuss daytime soaps - think Coro, Days of our Lives, Emmerdale etc (after their Marvel warning last week?). Pockets has an update on the GayBnB he's staying at with his husband on his honeymoon and it will leave you wanting more...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are absolutely on one tonight - thought we might have to break them up! Brad brings a new meaning to fanny hair. Chris gets a slow cooker and spices and rubs for his birthday and HOW OLD IS HE? Matty slams the Prime Minister for wearing a Barkers suit to the Coronation.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty is down the line, crossing live from Queenstown where he went to a wedding on a MONDAY. Plus, he and Ryan have been thinking about little mates... Chris has the BEST new marketing for Handee Towels. Brad is paying the ultimate price for wearing a flannelette shirt. And be woke people, be woke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With Matty and Chris living down the road from each other we're wondering if it's going to become like Melrose Place... Is coffee in bed a love language? Cos these boys certainly think so. Chris visits Bunnings AGAIN and hits the toilets twice. Our beloved Brad shares some honest feelings and reminds us how important it is to talk when we're not ok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty and his pals cause a scene at a BYO... The boys are trying to jump on TikTok trends and well yeah you'll hear the rest... Are their specific roles in your relationship? And, our very first listener question!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We discover there are people in this world who don't like hot cross buns...and it's tearing relationships apart. Matty gets into competitive walking but cannot beat Bob. Brad gets called out for using the thumbs up emoji.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.