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That's right, season 1 of Poodwill is coming to a close with this guttural episode. Not only is this the end of season 1 but it is also the end of Poodwill: Summer Break. This podcast episode is the best podcast episode that has ever been recorded and you can listen to it. You should be honored to be taking part in such a historic event. Just think of how amazed your grandchildren will be that you listened to this episode. Like, rate and subscribe. Discussed Topics: Climbing the Middle Teton, The Fault in Our Stars, John Green and Aliens, Dozens of Guests Send your podcast ideas and your best pasta recipe to poodwill@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter: @Poodwill Tag all of your thoughts with #Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

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A very special Christmas edition of the Poodwill Podcast. Discussed Topics: Chase's Poetry Corner, Christmas, Boing Tap Screech, Broken House, JP, The 10th Doctor Website: poodwill.com Email: poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @PoodwillPodcast Twitter: @poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

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Poodwill Time! Come on grab your friends (Poodwill Nation Citizens); We'll go to very distant lands (Poodwill Nation previously known as Epstein Island); With Brent the Emperor and Chase the Emperor and James the Emperor; The fun will never end, its Poodwill Time! Discussed Topics: Haiku Time w/ Chase, Pet Pig is like Human Reviews on the Back, GodCast, Differences between Evening Sex and Night Sex, Poodwill After Dark, Pumpkin Spice Latdcast, [Redacted Podcast Idea], Can Chairs be Virgins?, You have to appeal to a demographic and Brent's is hot, sexy singles because he too is hot, sexy, and single (and respects the Oxford comma) Does anybody read this? I'm about to go Insano Style on my next description if no one does Website: poodwill.com Email: Poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @poodwillpodcast Twitter: @Poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

Hey what's up guys! WE LOVE to see you every two weeks and once again it is how it is and WE LOVE it like it is. Nothing changes ever and it don't stop not Discussed Topics: Good guest Will Hunting, FanNonFic, Pumpkin Spice Lodcast, Two Reds in a Bed, Strawberry Applesauce, maybe some other stuff I don't remember. Website: poodwill.com Email: Poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @poodwillpodcast Twitter: @Poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

What is this episode about? I was there when it was recorded and edited it so I've listened to episode about three times and idk what it is about. Please tell me if you find out. Another classic episode of Poodwill filled with nothing. If you need something to put sound into your ears then this is just what the doctor ordered. Discussed Topics: Self-defecating humor, What season is this?, BTS military specializations, OzCast: Ozzy's in the Mix, Dreamcast, Morbius, Brent is hot and single, WE ARE IN YOUR NIGHTMARES, and the return of our friend Holiday Harandkjfsdhndgum.a,hdkniu.me,ZSKunyu.jmksh.b.dkf/ol9jo7q34ywmguk.zx Website: poodwill.com Email: Poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @poodwillpodcast Twitter: @Poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

Welcome one, welcome all! This new and exciting season of Poodwill Podcast starts out with a BANG... or more like a SUCK! Join your favorite co-hosts Brent, Chase, and James on this fantastic adventure we call "Recovering from Summer Break Break". DoaWK really took it out of us this summer, but we are back and rejuvenated to give you the best dang podcasting you ever did hear this side of the Mississippi! Now sit back, relax, and get lost in the sauce with us in James' bedroom. Discussed Topics: What season are we on again?, Brent is really hot & sexy, WE HAVE AN 100% FEMALE AUDIENCE, what rhymes with "orange", This Podcast is in a Vacuum, ClodCast, Visual Only Podcast Website: poodwill.com Email: poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @poodwillpodcast Twitter: @Poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

What's up all you freaks! Who's ready to get freaky. Everyone get freaky on three. 1......2......3! In this freaky ep of Poodwill we have special guest Oh Boy in the studio to make things spicy. He does make things spicy. Things get up to 1 quadrillion Scoville units. That's spicier than fresh ground black pepper which is the spiciest thing I can eat without crying. Discussed Topics: A poem, The final DOAWK book, John Green in the studio, the true source of Brent's advice, A PODCAST????, yes a podcast. Special Guest: Totally Accurate Relationship Advice on Youtube Website: poodwill.com Email: poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @poodwillpodcast Twitter: @Poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

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Fe Fi Fo Fum, Can Anyone Spare A Stick of Gum? I like to refresh my breath after each meal and let me tell you this episode of the Poodwill Podcast is a REAL TREAT!!! It will leave you saying, " Wow! That episode of the Poodwill Podcast was a real treat! I could use a stick of gum to refresh my breath!" Discussed Topics: Summer Reading (Diary of a Wimpy Kid Books 13-15), Tier List Ranking this Summer, Our Wackiest Sponsor Yet, and Meta (not the Zucc kind) Spelunking Excursions Website: poodwill.com Email: poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @poodwillpodcast Twitter: @Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no more. Please stop hurting me. Ouchie. Oww. oh no that hurts please stop leave me alone Anyways, are you reaady for the RAPTURE? I sure am. NOT! This entry in in the Poodwill episodic meta multiverse reaveals much about our favorite poodwill boys. Discussed topics: Sandwiches, Dairy of a wimpy kid boeok 7-9, dinos, getting a pet, last but my least: the rapture Website: poodwill.com Email, Poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @poodwillpodcast Twitter: @poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

Hey shut up! Shut your dang mouth you husk of a man! Your lips spew naught but sewage! I'm listening to this week's episode of Poodwill: Summer Break! Discussed Topics: Summer Break and Summer Reading (Diary of a Wimpy Kid Books 4-6) and War Website: poodwill.com Email: poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @poodwillpodcast Twitter: @Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

Has anyone seen my hearing aid because I just can't wait to listen to this week's episode of Poodwill: Summer Break! Kick back, relax, but not too much and find your inner SummerZen (TM) with the benevolent Emperors of Poodwill Nation. SummerZen (TM) is a Trademark of Poodwill Industries LLC. Discussed Topics: Comfortably Numb, Summer Break and Summer Reading (Diary of a Wimpy Kid Books 1-3), Easter Chocolate Bunny, Demolishing Democracy, and Fort Website: poodwill.com Email: poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @poodwillpodcast Twitter: @Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

Who do you think you are? Reading these words like you're some kind of literate person. You make me sick. How dare you? Why I oughta kill you for that. This ep has Ben. Ben is good. Give it a listen. Discussed Topics: Chase's revelation, B1rds, How to judge a book, Things you can fall off of, Being football, I love you, Firing Squadcast, Nine to Five by Dolly Parton Lots of weirdos in the second half so have fun with that. Website: poodwill.com Email: poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @poodwillpodcast Twitter: @Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

This episode is actually real. Like everything in it is real. It's crazy how all real it all is, and that's how I like it. How do you like it? Let us know in the comments below. Discussed Topics: Green, Yarn, The Time Traveller's Podcast, and having your #MinionMoment: Name it and Claim it! with Special Guest Alexander "The Xan Man" Smith Website: poodwill.com Email: poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @Poodwillpodcast Twitter: @Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! This podcast will have to do for now. Let's listen together and think of fun new ideas to send to our favorite podcast hosts. After we finish our meal and activities for the day, we can take a nap and maybe dad will allow us to play with his Colonial era machetes in the backyard. If all goes well you might even be able to spend the night! If you do we can binge-listen to every episode of Poodwill, or just listen to this episode on repeat until we fall asleep! Discussed Topics: Incurring Situations, Poodwill Origins, S.o.B. Story, Imperial Elections, and #PoopingInAGoodwill Website: poodwill.com Email: poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @Poodwillpodcast Twitter: @Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

Choo Choo!!! All aboard! The train is leaving the station. You better get off the tracks and get onto the train or else you will get run over by the train instead of getting taken to your desired destination by the train. That would be bad. Ok, great. Now that you are on the train you should listen to this cool podcast I do. It is really cool and funny. On this loco episode of Poodwill we change the podcasting game forever. William graces us with his presence and teaches us how to love again. Without further adieu, please enjoy the first episode of Poodwill in which we don't have sex. Discussed Topics: Would you rather, Slapping people, The Henry, Mark, and Jessica Debacle, Quiet down James, PrePod, CHUMS, Dimes, The end of WW2, and The return of the chosen Website: poodwill.com Email: poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @Poodwillpodcast Twitter: @Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

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Calling all PWNers! We cannot believe it's another wild episode of Poodwill coming atcha'! Join us as we push ourselves to the limit in order to understand the advanced modern wonders of our society. By that we mean getting to the bottom of all of this butter nonsense! Or "not butter"? Anyways here is a shady link for you my loyal listeners: http://www.5z8.info/this-page-will-steal-all-of-your-personal-data_l8l1py_xxx (don't tell them that you got it from me -B4) Discussed Topics: Don't Go Breaking My Heart, A "Podcast" About Podcasts, Reality Television, Baby Podcast, Query Eye, & I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Website: poodwill.com Email: poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @Poodwillpodcast Twitter: @Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

I drink Dr. Pepper and I'm proud I used to feel alone in a crowd But now you look around these days And it seems there's a Dr. Pepper CRAZE I'm a Pepper he's a Pepper she's a Pepper we're a Pepper Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too? We bring in all the heavy hitters this week with the appearance of Kevin James, Sir Elton John, Cheesy Clownton, and the brief return of Brent 2. This episode is a great episode and you will love this episode. Clean your ears and get ready for this audio to slide right down your drums gullet. Discussed Topics: American Pride, the truth about Kevin James, an unintelligible podcast, subwhy, and everyone's (least) favorite episode of Poodwill: Up All Night with Noggin. Website: poodwill.com Email: poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @Poodwillpodcast Twitter: @Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

Happy and healthy is how i would describe this podcast. its going to be really great for your Ears listening to this gem. only Losers should skip this episode. Party rock anthem is My favorite song also! i am in Extreme pain! Discussed topics: McDonald's new lifestyle brand, parental guidance, the block chain, and our allegiance to the United States Government. Website: poodwill.com Email: poodwill@gmail.com Instagram: @Poodwillpodcast Twitter: @Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

What an episode title! You must be wondering what it means. You will find out in an alternate timeline. In this wacky, tacky episode of Poodwill we take comedy to new heights. This one is almost as funny as 50 First Dates staring Adam Sandler. Brent opens the episode with an unintelligible collection of sounds. We talk about grapefruit for too long. The podcast ideas are a little whacky this time. The ideas include a podcast for drug addicts, a board game podcast (more like bored game podcast), and pod cast (whatever that means). Discussed topics: Mysterious sounds for "Ryan", grapefruit, the future death of the Poodwill hosts, (il)legal drugs, sad board game people, pods and casts, antifreeze, a father's love, green beans Big Announcement: our nephew Deryck has started an Instagram for us. He'll post about the podcast and other fun things that the kids like. He's a good kid. Check it out on Instagram @Poodwillpodcast Website: poodwill.com Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @Poodwill Instagram: @Poodwillpodcast Cover are by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

What an episode title! You must be wondering what it means. If you find out please let us know. In this wacky, tacky episode of Poodwill we take comedy to new heights. This one is almost as funny as 50 First Dates staring Adam Sandler. Brent opens the episode with an unintelligible collection of sounds. We talk about grapefruit for too long. The podcast ideas are a little whacky this time. The ideas include a podcast for drug addicts, a board game podcast (more like bored game podcast), and pod cast (whatever that means). Discussed topics: Mysterious sounds for "Ryan", grapefruit, the future death of the Poodwill hosts, (il)legal drugs, sad board game people, pods and casts, antifreeze, a father's love, green beans Big Announcement: our nephew Deryck has started an Instagram for us. He'll post about the podcast and other fun things that the kids like. He's a good kid. Check it out on Instagram @Poodwillpodcast Website: poodwill.com Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @Poodwill Instagram: @Poodwillpodcast Cover are by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

It's colder than Veronica's heart out here. I hate you Veronica! I will NEVER forgive you for what you did. Lot's of big things go down in this episode of America's favorite podcast. Holiday Harry joins us in the studio to help celebrate Christmas. James is exposed as a fool in front of the whole world. We end the episode by going out into the cold. It was cold. Discussed Topics: Poodwill Christmas gift exchange, A Blank Young Odium revealed, a plot driven sleep aid (torture?), Poodwill: The First Podcast, how cold is 13 degrees Fahrenheit, and six secret nipples Send me your podcast ideas or the sickness will fully take over my body and I will die. Website: poodwill.com Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

Gobble Indeed.... Gobble Indeed. Welcome to Thanksgiving. Fan-favorite Holiday Harry pays a visit and that's pretty much the best thing that happens.... sorry. Discussed Topics: Holiday Harry, Holiday Harry, and our dear friend Holiday Harry whom we love and cherish so much. Also Random Name Generation Podcast, Podcast Clickbait, and a Segregated Podcast Website poodwill.com Email us something, stupid: poodwill@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter: @Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

And I feel // That you will // Overcome all that is, // And I see, // And I see, // The light I cannot breathe. When you take a look back on your life, what would you say is your most outstanding quality? Is it something you are proud of? Is it something you would rather hide behind a Bumblebee from Transformers children's mask? Follow us on a journey through a collective mind palace of freakin' hard hitting storytelling! Discussed Topics: (F)(D)iddler on the Roof, PodLife, Audio Only Mukbang, A Blank Young Odium, The Bowl Game Send your podcast ideas and your favorite Big Time Rush lyrics to us on our website poodwill.com Email us something stupid: poodwill@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter: @Poodwill Tag all of your earthly emotions with #Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

Boo, I'm gunna scare you. Boo, ninny poo! - Angela Anaconda I hope you are ready to pee them britches because this weeks pod is scarier than Scary Movie 5. The first annual Poodwill Halloween episode is a thrill. With appearances being made by ghosties, witches, mad scientists, sad scientists, and [REDACTED]. Chase(your favorite ;)) also tells the funniest joke you've ever heard. The joke that you will lie awake at night thinking about. It will invade your every thought until you are no longer able to perform even the most basic human tasks that are necessary for survival. Your heart will stop pumping and your lungs sit motionless as this joke eats awake at your mind and body's ability to exist. tehehehe. enjoy Use Poodwill@gmail.com to send all your affirmations to Chase, your complaints and threats to Brent, and your love confessions to James Check out the NEW Poodwill site poodwill.com Follow us on Twitter: @Poodwill Tag all of your thoughts with #Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

Hey guys it's James 1.0 here. I just wanted to formally apologize for my actions committed in the now besmirched name of FOX Media Corporation™. I'm sorry about the damage done to the New Orleans Superdome stadium. I'm sorry about the multitude of displaced South Asian snow leopards. Most of all, I'm sorry for my inappropriate comments against Hereditary Prince and Regent of Liechtenstein, Alois.  Welcome to Season 3 Losers! Discussed Topics: A Return to Form, Trash Can Content, What's up with Tim McGraw?, Selling Gambling and Questionable Beliefs to Kids Send your podcast ideas and your firstborn male to poodwill@gmail.com Check out the NEW Poodwill site poodwill.com Follow us on Twitter: @Poodwill Tag all of your thoughts with #Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

Poodwill is back and FOXier than ever! Thanks to our new producers at FOX we are able to get new art, new music, and new hosts?!?! Season 2 is rolling out strong with the addition to the cast of Brent 3.0 and Chase 2.0. The new Poodwill gang talk about the Soullessness of New York, CarFax, and how to set up Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on a "parent Trap" style situation for them to fall back in love! All of this and more on the thrilling continuation of Poodwill Nation. Stay FOXy PWNers! ***Watch The Masked Singer on FOX on Wednesday Nights at 7 PM CST*** ,-. .-, |-. _ _ /.-| ` ` / / _ _ | _`q p _ | '._=/ =_.' {`()/`}` { } |{ } '- -' .- |- / | | | | | ; | | |.;.,..__ | .-"";` ` | / | / `-../____,..- - -'` Discussed Topics: Fox Broadcasting Network, SFL (Stewie Football League), Waterboys/Watergirls, Masked Singer & Masked Guests, Soul? Send your podcast ideas and your best pasta recipe to poodwill@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter: @Poodwill Tag all of your thoughts with #Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

HALT! Only gold wristband listeners are allowed into the 25TH EPISODE OF POODWILL. Oh well, alright, but just this once and don't go telling anyone that I let you in here, okay? Okay. Summer Break is nearing an end and that means Poodwill needs to step on the gas and get the ball rolling! In this episode we prepare for future Summer Break endeavors as well as escalating the bar yet again as to what the best episode of the podcast is. Find a gnome and pull them close as you prepare yourself to be wowed by the level of funny in the next 43m 20s! Finally, be on the look out for the end of summer spectacular event: Poodwill on a Mountain! Discussed Topics: Covid 2, Bearded Ladies/Boobied Men, The Fault in Our Stars Ch. 9-10 and Future Cram Sesh Plans, Annual Dick Guy Boom, Remember When, and Dogz Bop Send your podcast ideas or anything else to poodwill@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter: @Poodwill Tag every post you make with #Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

You find yourself on a street corner with a flickering lamppost. A hooded figure in a trench coat approaches you. As he grows closer you find that its not just one hooded figure, but three! They say in unison upon resting beside you on the street corner, "Crazy meeting you in this shady alley way, wanna go splitsies on buying some crime together?" Join James, Chase and Brent as they journey into the Dark Web and find out what is really going on in there and what it takes to get a slice of that shadowy action. Discussed Topics: Gobbliene, Jeffery "Spazos", The Fault in Our Stars: Chapters 7-8, Dark Web, JRPG (Joe Rogan Person Game), and Money Talking about Money...especially Plastic Vietnamese Dongs! Send your podcast ideas or anything else to poodwill@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter: @Poodwill Tag every post you make with #Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram P.S.---Thank you to everyone who has shared your appreciation of the podcast. We really appreciate the encouragement everyone has given to us and we don't do this for fame, but just to goof around and make other people laugh while we make each other laugh. Big things are in the making and if all goes well even bigger things will continue to be developed. We love you and God bless.

It's late at night and Brent has one mission: make an episode for the PWNers they will never forget. Join me on the journey and making a Dungeons and Dragons 5e Character from scratch! Summer Break is not only meant for summer reading, it's also meant for procrastinating all of your responsibilities in this mortal realm and just drinking some Dr. Pepper w/ Cream Soda at midnight while you role dice by yourself!!! Rush down to your local tavern and pester the barkeep to play this on the magic sound equipment the artificer made for the town and enjoy the tale Brent spins of creating Noggin Clontith. Thank you for the suggestion sent in by Michael. Discussed topics: Brent, D&D5e, Dr. Pepper w/ Cream Soda, Dice, Running Away From Your Responsibilities In Order To Find A Life You Think You Want But To Belong Is What You Truly Desire, and How Hard It Is To Count Send your podcast ideas or anything else to poodwill@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter: @Poodwill Tag every post you make with #Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

Hello everyone, welcome to the funeral. Please take a seat. The ceremony will begin shortly. This episode of Poodwill, set to be played at Chase's funeral later this week, is killer. In this ep we discuss the price of life and continue our wild summer with the next two chapters on The Fault in Our Stars. We rate some moms ;) and answer the questions of our favorite musical artists. In the second half we have a very special guest: the Queen of England as well as some other, less-special guests. This episode comes with our new satisfaction guarantee. You will love this episode or your money back! Discussed topics: Selling your life, tFiOS book report 3, rating moms, freeing dogs, and overweight British people. I have an Amazon Prime account so if you don't send me your podcast ideas in the next two days I'm suing Amazon. Send you podcast ideas or anything else to poodwill@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter: @Poodwill Tag every post you make with #Poodwill Cover art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram. Go follow her now OR ELSE...

Plug your ears and say "LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU," before pressing play because you do NOT want to hear this episode. This is week three of Poodwill: Summer Break and we make a splash with a The Fault in Our Stars crossover event for the ages. We discuss some bathroom woes that have been troubling the world for ages. Once we get into the podcast ideas it all goes down hill.  Discussed Topics: shy peeing, book report 2, a choose your own adventure podcast(duh), dicktionary, and finally we had a pile of stinky wet garbage dropped at our feet with another rendition of audio only muck bang Don't forget to vote for your least favorite Poodwill host by sending them podcast ideas so you don't have to listen to them talk about audio only muck bang again.  Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @poodwill Use #Poodwill on all social media platforms to stay connected to all the other PWNers out there. Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

In the second episode of Poodwill: Summer Break, we review Chapters 1 & 2 of The Fault in Our Stars and discover that Poodwill has a secret archenemy. Along the way we pay homage to our international listener and invite that special person onto future episodes (for real email us and we will sort everything out). Now hit play, relax in your beach chair, and look out for the single ladies! Discussed Topics: 2000's Pop, Hesse - Germany, Book Report 1, Misleading Carmen Sandiego, Segueing on a Segway, and Good Old Fashioned True Crime Podcasts Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram help I'm trapped in the computer press Alt+F4 to let me out

This is the first EVER episode of Poodwill: Summer Break. It's a very special and different version of Poodwill. Be sure to do your Summer reading or you will get an F on your report card and I will be mad and your parents will be mad and you will probably die in a gutter or something. Discussed Topics: Summer Fun, Burning Books, Is it a Dinosaur?, Editor Vs. Podcaster, The New Universal Language, and a Reaction Podcast that Interrupts the Time-Space Continuum Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

Brent Smith really showed up and showed out in this episode. I would say it's probably his best episode. He probably won't ever have another episode as good as this one again. Man... I just really love Brent Smith. Discussed Topics: Defacing Monuments with Obama, a Stormchaser Podcast, a REAL Survival Show, and our newest Silicon Valley startup Poogle. Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

On this dill covered episode of Poodwill we have with us special guest, Matthew Goldstine. Come along for the journey of a lifetime that you will not forget, or maybe some parts you will want to forget. ( >:3 ) Matthew brings along with him particular insight into The Bee Movie, as well as......other animals....... and these podcasting boys just cant get enough! Discussed Topics: The Bee Movie, Hidden Valley, Amazon Alexa, Moms and their Levels of Pride for their Children Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram what are you doing down here. thats pretty sus. get back to the podcast.

This one is pretty scary so don't even listen probably. You would probably just cry and pee your pants if you listened, wouldn't you? You're not brave enough for this podcast so don't even think about it buddy. Discussed Topics: Marshmallows, a Tinder date podcast, anti-podcast propaganda, and life after death Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

As I stand peering over the great chasm I see for the first time my image in the dark void. Not the bastardized reflection provided by a mirror warped and distorted by chaotic forces. In this chasm, I see my true self for the first time. I need to start using lotion more. Discussed Topics: Madagascar, Podcast Speedrun, Poodwill Time Loop Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

In this saucy episode the Podcast Gentlemen give the PWNers a chance in on the action! Be ready to talk with us in your cars, living rooms, and bathrooms. We theorize how high we can jump, how much money we can make from the pizza industry, and what element would be the yummiest! It would be huge, massive, and big if true if all you PWNers would continue to send us podcast idea submissions! Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram P.S.- James is a stinky poo poo head :P

The American Dream? Beef franks and cold beer on a cool summer night. The kids outside wrestling cattle while the wife cooks up some spicy lamb goulash. Sit back and take it all in with a fresh new episode of Poodwill. That's the American Dream to me. Discussed Topics: A one listener podcast, a muk Bang podcast (yes...again), and a fully scripted podcast. In the end they all come together in one catastrophe. Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

Are you ready to drain the anaconda, take the Browns to the Super Bowl, or let the Wookie win? If so, then boy do we have a show for you. This week we discuss comedy philosophy, Haribo sugar free gummy bears, and true love. To top all of this off, we take a trip to the little boys room where one of your top three favorite Poodwill hosts takes a shower. Don't forget to send those PODS! Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

This episode is not funny. Without an ounce of humor, we discuss Jackass poetry, a honey mustard world tour, and our plan to infiltrate the Vatican and convert the pope. Nope, not any chuckles or guffaws in this one. No wisecracks, whimsy, or wit. Not even any banter, buffoonery, or badinage. I'm using a thesaurus. Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

This is where the big dogs play. In this episode, award-winning podcasters James, Chase, and Brent bring you ideas for a nursing home news podcast, a podcast for the audio masochists Among Us, and a WikiHow podcast. Does anyone even read these descriptions? kmjndkjsncfsjbhavfjbhjjjjjerehnideppartmiempleh Send your podcast ideas! Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

In this wonderful episode, the boys discuss competitive podcasting, King of the Hill reenactment, and AI-generated podcasts. Buckle your seat belts and climb into your booster seats. Grab some peanuts and a bottle of pop. Adopt a dog and a kid. Send your podcast ideas! Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

In this week's episode, the master chefs of Poodwill have prepared a hearty dish of audio-only Muk bang (again), a sizeable helping of What if it had Legs?, and a yum yum delicious main course of judging people in coffee shops (our first ever listener suggested podcast!). Grab a chair. You are going to need it. Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram Clash of Clans: #2PR2LQLP2 drop "I'm a PWNer" in the chat for entry.

Wo wo wee wa what a great episode. In this episode, we sacrifice 20 minutes of recording to the great microphone gods, rally for Shrek 5 starring 43rd U.S. President George W. Bush, and discipline your children. We also discuss whether or not Brent will suffer severe bowel damage from eating a one terabyte SD card (Doctors and computer scientists please let us know). Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram

I'm gonna be honest with you guys. This one goes a little off rails. In our nastiest episode yet we discuss going gamer, a podcast reaction channel, and the spiritual benefits of fasting. Mostly though, we just throw all of that out and interview the incredible man that ate 141 eggs. Trigger warning for those that don't like the sound of a man swallowing an egg whole. Dip your podcast ideas in chocolate and drop em right in our mouths! Yummy Yummy! Email: poodwill@gmail.com Twitter: @poodwill Cover Art by @artofaudreywagnon on Instagram