Tessa and Elliot find bizarre news headlines and stories to share with each other, while giving you a look into their marriage.
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Listeners of Tessa and Elliot Argue that love the show mention:Indeed, after 178 episodes every single week (except last week) since we started in February of 2019 Tessa and I are saying goodbye to the podcast. Nothing is wrong, we're just feeling that we are ready to move on to other projects and ideas we have. We thought it best to go out doing what we normally do, talking about weird news stories we've found from the last few weeks. I would like to say thank you, if you have ever listened, this has indeed been a work of love for both of us for over three years, and the fact that anyone has listened, ever, really does feel nice to know. It feels very bitter-sweet to say we're moving on, but I think we are both ready to tackle some new challenges. We may be back though; never say never. We both have other projects we are working on, some in the podcast space, others that are not. You can stay in touch with us through several means. We will also be sure to use this feed to update on any new shows we may come up with. Tessa can be found on her: Twitter Instagram TikTok Elliot is at: Twitter Gaming Nexus Again, thank you. So long, and thanks for all the fish
I was in Las Vegas for a couple of days at the end of the week. We just didn't get to it and didn't have a standby episode like we normally do. We will be back next week like we have the 177 weeks before.
We also talk about Google AIs coming to take over, weird things we do as a couple, and vabbing (it's pretty terrible).
We also talk about mysterious rockets crashing into the Moon, Justin Timberlake apologizing, and Minority Report.
It's episode 175! Is this the end of the podcast? Despite my attempts to make it so probably not.
Once again we are back with Michelle, to actually go over some news headlines this week.
Michelle is back, and we have a huge pile of news headlines to get to this week!
What would a conversation be like between you and the walls of your room, if you were in the fifth grade? Well we have the answer, as we once again delve into a notebook Elliot's mother found while cleaning his childhood home. There's also a poem about dreams, as well as an essay about what Elliot did on winter break, that is 100% untrue.
We also talk about the church of the flying spaghetti monster!
We also talk about balding men, cutting grass, and inappropriate Wordle solutions.
My mom recently stumbled upon an old grade school notebook I had. Inside were writing scenarios that are straight gold. What are a couple of the samples about you ask? What if you could buy shoes for walking up walls? What if balls were square? Good stuff.
You've been warned. I actually cut most of the hard core stuff Tessa spouted for you snowflakes.
We also try Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew. It goes about how you'd expect.
If this isn't our longest episode ever, it's certainly close. It's also the first episode that has had zero content editing done. Usually I'll do a little touch up here or there to get rid of the long pauses, but because I'm finishing this up about a half hour before my bedtime the night before release I've only made sure all the mic levels were ok. Please enjoy.
Tessa also shares the most bizarre item brought to school for show and tell.
We are back with another episode of weird news headlines from the week.
Things get a bit emotional this week as Michelle joins us to play Let's Get Deep.
We are also shocked to learn the Columbus ranks pretty highly in the best pizza town contest. There's also talk of cranes vs crocs, the winner was also surprising.
Disney adults, Mike Tyson, and pickles also make our list of topics this week.
We're back with Michelle, and doing something a bit different this week. Instead of headlines from the news we made top 5 lists. Lists include Michelle's top 5 break up songs, top 5 things kids have said to Tessa at work, and Elliot's top five days of the week to give you an idea of who's lists are the best. Also the show I was trying to think of is Legion, great show, worth a watch and it's only 3 seasons long. This week's podcast art is by our friend Jeff, check out his podcasts Spielberg Chronologically, Movie Draft House, and Budget Arcade.
We also talk about which of our friends would help us cover up a murder, and what Elliot could do in order to seduce Tessa.
Other stories include 500 pound bears, women not being allowed to sit in front seats of cars, and naked men hiding in cars. Just to name a few topics. As always thanks for listening.
Do yourself a favor and good biblically accurate angels before listening, to help get a sense of what I was talking about this week on the podcast. We also talk of the origin of strawberry flavored milk, it's pretty nasty. Also, we don't mention it, but today's episode marks our 3-year anniversary of starting the podcast. As always, thanks for giving it a listen, and here's to 3 more years.
You have to listen close, but Tessa's one liners this week are pretty good. We are once again Michelle joins us to go through headlines from the news that made us laugh. Elliot also reads a letter he wrote to Michelle in 2006, and finally Michelle reads of a Tinder profile she's stumbled upon.
Other topics this week include bologna face masks, eating your finger nails, and Tessa telling me I get butt hurt about my dad.
We are back with Michelle and back to sharing weird news headlines we've recently come across.
Not a lot of stories this week, but we are joined once again by Michelle> I felt like the tangents were pretty good this week.
Can you guess which part of the podcast I had to make a big cut because I actually started to piss my wife off?
Thanks as always, see ya next week.
While not quiet to three full years of Tessa and Elliot Argue, we are celebrating 150 episodes this week. Thanks for listening.
We had Michelle back again, this time to play Let's Get Deep.
Hey this came out on time this week. Thanks for catching it last week Jeff! Also stay after the end song for a post credits thing from Tessa.
This week Tessa and Elliot play the card game Let's Get Deep. It's not really a game, and Elliot makes Tessa cry.
We were out of town last week, but we brought our podcasting stuff with us, and decided to record an episode with my cousin Aubree and her husband Cody. A good time was had by all, except Tessa who was chewing on ice cubes for most of the episode.
Come listen to Tessa explain why the Ducktales movie is the reason she's afraid of scorpions.
We take a break from our usual format to bring you a Thanksgiving themed episode, and there's plenty of arguing to be had.
I found the trailer I was talking about this week (well kinda). I definitely know the segment I was talking about was in a full length trailer, but I found a trailer clip from tv that has the clip in it. Is it worth your time to see what I was talking about? No. ANyway thanks for listening, come back next week.
Back as usual, tell a friend, thanks for listening, the usual. Check out Hitchcock Chronologically this week (Elliot was on it!) Also The Gaming Nexus Show is coming back, and is totally different, you might like it!
As always, thanks for listening, tell a friend about the show.
Jeff was the only one to message me last week about the description. Go listen to Hitchcock Chronologically. To bad Jeff is the only one reading this anyway, I tried Jeff...
As always, thanks for listening
Michelle stops by and brings a letter I wrote to her back when we were in college (somewhere around 2006) and we have a good laugh at my expense. Then we get back to funny news headlines we've found.
Can't find the list of news stories I used, refuse to re-listen to the episode to find one, so this is what you get.
This week we try out some two minute mysteries.
We have Michelle back to play a new game called, did this really happen?
Thanks for listening
Stay past the closing song for bonus content!
No more Michelle! Back to just the two of us being morons.
Michelle didn't take the hint, so she stuck around last week and recorded another episode with us, this time looking at some am I the asshole reddit threads.
How hard did the girls laugh about this headline this week? More than you should, that's for sure. This week Michelle joins us to talk about wierd news headlines.