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No Pop Culture stone is left unturned here in the AquaCave! Wrestling, movies, streaming, it’s all hidden away somewhere and The Protector of the Deep (dish) Jonnie Sea will get to the bottom of it all!

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    • Oct 20, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    Quick Man - Halloween Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2023 35:21


    Jonnie Sea (with the help of his robot friend ChatGPT) is here to entertain with QUICK promos about everyone's favorite SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT AMERICAN HERO all generated by A.i. It's OCTOBER, the most wonderful time of the year! So to celebrate, Quick Man is going spooky for an all HALLOWEEN THEMED EPISODE! This episodes prompts include: Hulk and Good Ole JR perform an exorcism, Hulk matches wits with The Brain Gremlin, Vince McMahon finds himself in a SAW trap, The Ultimate Warrior goes to sleep on ELM STREET, and so much more!

    Freeze Man - October/Early December 1996

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2023 46:50


    Blood Runs Cold…   In 1996, World Championship Wrestling gave us a character for the ages: SUB-ZERO…wait that's not right… GLACIER! Now, Jonnie Sea is going to watch every  Glacier match he can get his hands on, and report back just how close they were to breaking copyright infringement laws! This episode recaps the next two appearances of the iceman from October and early December of 1996! Along the way Jonnie revamp the ranking scale, we learn how hard and soft blows effect your face, and Larry Z uncovers the mysteries of THE CHOSEN ONE HELMET! Plus: The Rise & Fall of Hardbody Harrison!

    Concrete Man - IYH It's Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2023 108:00


    Jonnie Sea is going to watch every IYH PPV with Vince on the stick and keep a “living document” of every insane utterance! It's time to find out who will control the WWF as we steamroll towards 1997, as Powerbomb meets SharpShooter in a battle for Federation gold! But more importantly, IT's Time for Leif Cassidy and Flash Funk to prove they are not men out of time! IT's Time for Clones to Attack in an attempt to become the TAG TEAM TITLE HOLDERS! But more importantly then even those events, IT's Time for the UNDERTAKER and The Executioner to battle IN YOUR HOUSE! Plus: HBK “allegedly” shows up in no condition to commentate…again!

    Quick Man - The Match Made in Heaven Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2023 28:46


    The New TNN is ready to Bodyslam Artificial Intelligence with our new show Quick Man! Jonnie Sea (with the help of his robot friend ChatGPT) is here to entertain with QUICK promos about everyone's favorite SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT AMERICAN HERO all generated by A.i. With our American Hero recently tying the knot for the 3rd time (does that mean Sgt Slaughter was involved?) Quick Man presents the MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN special! With an entire episode focused on LOVE! This episodes prompts include: Hulk interrupts his enemies wedding, Hulk gets some bad honeymoon advice, Hulk's best man goes of the rails, and Hulk visits Kamino looking for a very special clone!

    Quick Man 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2023 28:53


    The New TNN is ready to Bodyslam Artificial Intelligence with our new show Quick Man! Jonnie Sea (with the help of his robot friend ChatGPT) is here to entertain with QUICK promos about everyone's favorite SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT AMERICAN HERO all generated by A.i. This episodes prompts include: Hulk gets a speeding ticket, Hulk goes to court (multiple times!), Hulk calls a match with JR, and can't figure out if he's on the subway or inside a Subway…

    wCw Must Die EXTRA: wCw S.L.A.M. Force

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2023 59:00


    In the dying days of wCw, the crazy ideas were not limited to the TV screen, they extended to the merchandise as well! So join us for a special edition wCw Must Die where we dive into the SECOND collaboration between wCw and MARVEL…The wCw S.L.A.M. Force! Join Jonnie as he recaps the insane idea that was Marvel trying five wCw stars into a monster hunting team of heroes! Which superstars made the cut? Which superstar CLEARLY had input into their portrayal! As a bonus, Jonnie also discusses the hilarious WCW MARVEL COMIC SERIES from 1992! Plus: Come for Jonnie PERFORMING the actual comic book, but stay for the inappropriate Chris Benoit jokes!

    Multiverse of Fabulousness V Remake

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2023 69:38


    Jonnie Sea can often be found on the MoF monthly on The North South Connection Podcast Network, but in this VERY SPECIAL edition of The New TNN, it's time to revisit and REMAKE one of Jonnie's favorite episodes… On the 5th episode of MoF we looked into an Earth where Hulk Hogan turned his back on the WWF wrestling fans in 1993, and formed a stable of evil wrestlers that ruled the roost! Now we present Part 1 of a tongue in cheek documentary from EARTH-93, all about those wacky independent contractors and CEO's that brought the story to life! REMADE from the ground up!

    The Quick Man Movie Special!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2023 33:26


    The New TNN is ready to Bodyslam Artificial Intelligence with our new show Quick Man! Jonnie Sea (with the help of his robot friend ChatGPT) is here to entertain with QUICK promos about everyone's favorite SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT AMERICAN HERO all generated by A.i. This episodes prompts are all centered around the world of cinema and includes special guest appearances from all over the wrestling world! Prompts include: Hulk is a concerned that the Trade Federation has set up a blockade on Naboo, Hulk wonders if Ferris Bueller was really a figment of Cameron's imagination, Hulk protests against Barbie and so much more! Plus: LOTS OF JIM ROSS DEALNG WITH THE HULKSTER!

    wCw Must Die 21: The Thug Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2023 117:28


    The Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood continues as wCw rumbles in Richmond for the June 12th, 2000 edition of wCw Monday Nitro!   The landscape of Sports Entertainment has changed forever, as Goldberg has turned his back on the fans of wCw! This doesn't seem to sit well with Kevin Nash or his nephew Hunter, but can the Sexecutioner find vengeance here tonight? What does The Chosen One have in store for the new number 1 contender? What HAIR raising schemes will Vince Russo unleash on the Flair family?  Who is the CLOAK-ed man!?! JONNIE SEA (@TheJonnieSea) is here to explain what happened during the show, but as usual, he can't help but wonder “WHAT HAPPENED!?!” PLUS:  Scott Hudson finally says the dumbest thing in Sports Entertainment history! This Episode was co-written by Mark “Smokey” Madden

    Ring Man - WWF Merchandise Catalog (Spring 1990)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2023 59:52


    The NEW TNN loves to look back on the wars of sports entertainment with our PRO WRESTLING podcast…Ring Man! KIDsters, grab your parents CREDIT CARD because it's time (In Your House?) to go shopping with NOSTALGIA as Jonnie Sea and his special guest host CONCRETE MAN take a look back at the 1990 SPRING WWF MERCHANDISE CATALOG! So many memories and so little time! Come listen as Jonnie and Concrete discuss EVERY item in the catalog, share some memories and even update the pricing models to account for inflation! It's a one of a kind show you can't AFFORD to miss! Plus: Concrete Man goes bonkers for the young lady that models the clothes, attempts to purchase a baby and plans revenge against WrestleMania 2 “star” Rickey Schroder!

    Junk Man - Battleship (Fixed Audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2023 108:15


    *THIS VERSION SHOULD BE FIXED, THE EARLIER RELEASE OF THIS EPISODE WAS ALL MESSED UP* Some movies get a bad rap, but they do really deserve to be held in such low regard? Join Jonnie Sea as he dives into bad movies and ultimately lets you know if they need to be tossed out with the JUNK! It's time to celebrate 200 episodes, and since BARBIE has become THE event of the year, let's talk about another toy that was brought to life…BATTLESHIP! When Aliens arrive on Earth (they WERE invited though!), only TAYLOR KITCH and a handful of young actors that weren't famous yet can save us! But can TAYLOR overcome his reputation as a loser and save the day? Can the movie get away with playing BATTLESHIP during a major action scene? Plus: How hardcore is the Hawaiian Little League system? Who is prepping the announcers for this NAVY soccer game? Also: Liam Neeson refuses to let any G-D RED BLOODED AMERICANS DIE!

    Ring Man - ENDGAME

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2023 106:12


    The NEW TNN loves to look back on the wars of sports entertainment with our PRO WRESTLING podcast…Ring Man! The story of professional wrestling is a long and winding road but when it someday ends, what will the finale look like? Well, our friends over in the Marvel cinematic universe gave us a fantastic example of how to honor those involved in telling the tale when they debuted an amazing end credits montage during the finale of Avengers: Endgame! So we are going to imagine that wrestling has come to an end, and honor those that contributed to the history by aping the Avengers: Endgame curtain call!

    Quick Man 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2023 29:26


    The New TNN is ready to Bodyslam Artificial Intelligence with our new show Quick Man! Jonnie Sea (with the help of his robot friend ChatGPT) is here to entertain with QUICK promos about everyone's favorite SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT AMERICAN HERO all generated by A.i. This episodes prompts include: Hulk tries to get a new tattoo, Hulk gets bad news from Christopher Nolan, and more! Plus: YOU MUST STICK AROUND FOR THE FINAL PROMPT…Hulk writes an entry in Rorschach's Journal!

    Centaur Man - Episode 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2023 48:01


    The Man, The Myth, The Shooter…The Centaur Man Jonnie Sea has ventured to the GREAT WHITE NORTH to bring you untold stories from the man himself, the rhino loving PATRIARCH of Canada's LEGENDARY WRESTLING FAMILY! Our fifth episode sees Centaur Man answer a few more pieces of fan mail, but of course the conversation quickly leads to unforeseen territory! Along the way hear all about: The TRUE power of the Shooters Society, and we uncover the truth about their archenemies…The Masters of Entertainment! EDITORS NOTE: Sorry about the volume in the first 8 minutes…it gets better so tough it out…it's totally worth it!

    Ring Man - Summer Slam 88

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2023 100:43


    The NEW TNN loves to look back on the wars of sports entertainment with our PRO WRESTLING podcast…Ring Man!   In the Summer of 1988 the heat was rising, between the MEGA POWERS AND THE MEGA BUCKS! So, the WWF presented the first annual SUMMER SLAM…88? Join Jonnie Sea on a quest to see if he can find 88 interesting things that happen along the way during the first ever BIGGEST PARTY OF THE SUMMER! Plus: What is Gorilla Monsoons “Happening” average? That picture of Liz and The Mega Powers doing anything for you? Andre the Giant has stock tips for the Million Dollar Man and so much more!

    Freeze Man - September 1996

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2023 42:38


    Blood Runs Cold… In 1996, World Championship Wrestling gave us a character for the ages: SUB-ZERO…wait that's not right… GLACIER! Now, Jonnie Sea is going to watch every  Glacier match he can get his hands on, and report back just how close they were to breaking copyright infringement laws! Episode one recaps the first two appearances of the iceman from September of 1996, and feature a VERY excited Eric Bischoff, and a VERY…well just regular Larry Zybszko!

    Concrete Man - IYH Buried Alive

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2023 97:51


    Jonnie Sea is going to watch every IYH PPV with Vince on the stick and keep a “living document” of every insane utterance! Someone is going to be…Buried Alive! But before that can happen the superstars of the WWF are here to…get us excited for tomorrow nights edition of MONDAY NIGHT RAW! Broken headsets, heels against heels, a powerbomb match without a powerbomb, with so much going on, will the CONCRETE MAN even have time to yell “IN YOUR HOUSE?” Plus: HBK “allegedly” shows up in no condition to commentate!

    Quick Man 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2023 23:24


    The New TNN is ready to Bodyslam Artificial Intelligence with our new show Quick Man!   Jonnie Sea (with the help of his robot friend ChatGPT) is here to entertain with QUICK promos about everyone's favorite SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT AMERICAN HERO all generated by A.i. This episodes prompts include: Hulk thinks he's in The Matrix, Hulk explains video games to seniors, Hulk and Vince discuss the impact of fossil fuels on our ever evolving economy, and so much more!

    Junk Man - Suicide Squad (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2023 84:31


    Who's ready for more of a team of super villains…from the streets! Join us for PART TWO of our discussion/breakdown of 2016's complete cinematic disaster…Suicide Squad! Why do we spend so much of this movie walking through Midway City? What gives this movie the nerve to try and trick us into thinking it's good? Why does The Joker sound so much like Elvis? Plus: Col. Rick Flagg GETS A VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL from legendary WCW Manager Col. Rob Parker

    Junk Man - Suicide Squad (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2023 91:46


    Get ready to meet a team of super villains…from the streets! Join us for PART ONE of our discussion/breakdown of 2016's complete cinematic disaster…Suicide Squad! Why is Will Smith here? Who decided this movie needed a frat boy “deep” playlist?  When did WB decide to make their interns responsible for the embarrassing power point “SUICIDE SQUAD STATS?” Who knew Incubus was still a draw in Midway City? Plus: Col. Rick Flagg learns he's a descendant of legendary WCW Manager Col. Rob Parker, and of course The Joker wants to know if “you got beef!”

    Quick Man 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2023 26:56


    The New TNN is ready to Bodyslam Artificial Intelligence with our new show Quick Man! Jonnie Sea (with the help of his robot friend ChatGPT) is here to entertain with QUICK promos about everyone's favorite SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT AMERICAN HERO all generated by A.i. This episodes prompts include: Hulk officiates Ronald McDonalds wedding, Hulk needs help playing Final Fantasy XI, Hulk is distraught the Ernest went to jail…and Hulk performs Hamlet!

    Quick Man 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2023 28:17


    The New TNN is ready to Bodyslam Artificial Intelligence with our new show Quick Man! Jonnie Sea (with the help of his robot friend ChatGPT) is here to entertain with QUICK promos about everyone's favorite SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT AMERICAN HERO all generated by A.i. This episodes prompts include: Hulk shares his thoughts about the Green M&M, Hulk talks about the infamous scene from AMERICAN PIE, and an early contender for my favorite of all time: Hulk announces the he is going to sue…milk

    Quick Man 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2023 33:10


    The New TNN is ready to Bodyslam Artificial Intelligence with our new show Quick Man! Jonnie Sea (with the help of his robot friend ChatGPT) is here to entertain with QUICK promos about everyone's favorite SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT AMERICAN HERO all generated by A.i. This episodes prompts include: Hulk borrows Robocop's jet pack, Hulk explains the origins of the dinosaurs, Hulk challenges Jar Jar Binks, Hulk gets locked INSIDE his own car, and so much more…

    TNN Week Sauce 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2023 46:28


    Jonnie Sea often consumes lots of content each week and he's here to talk about it in a relaxed conversational format. Movies/Wrestling/Television/Comics we're going to get into a little bit of everything as this episode covers such topics as: Watching Footloose for the very first time, a non spoiler take of Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, FAST X, and most importantly, THE NEW TNN's upcoming listener request episodes!!! Plus: Jonnie announces a new show coming to the podcast feed, and previews the concept…and if you like HULKAMANIA, you can't afford to miss this!

    wCw Must Die 20-2: The Great AM-BA-LAN-Z Bash 2000 (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2023 134:02


    The Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood continues as wCw BURNS in Baltimore for the premium live event, Castrol GTX's Great American Bash 2000! It's taken 2 years and 2 different podcast networks, but wCw Must Die has arrived at the event that will change Sports Entertainment forever! This is the CONCLUSION of our two part coverage of this massive ten match card! Featuring your favorite wCw MAIN EVENT athletes, and all the moronic quotes from your favorite commentators! JONNIE SEA (@TheJonnieSea) is here to explain what happened during the show, but as usual, he can't help but wonder “WHAT HAPPENED!?!” PLUS: The PPV debut of Charlotte Flair, Vince McMahon is all in on Spatial Entertainment, Goldberg embraces the THUG LIFE, and the G-D Human Torch match! ALSO: Hollywood Hogan and Carzilla cruise Baltimore looking for a Supreme Sacrifice…

    wCw Must Die 20: The Great AM-BA-LAN-Z Bash 2000 (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2023 107:16


    The Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood continues as wCw bursts into Baltimore for the premium live event, Castrol GTX's Great American Bash 2000! It's taken 2 years and 2 different podcast networks, but wCw Must Die has arrived at the event that will change Sports Entertainment forever! This is part one of our two part coverage of this massive ten match card! Featuring your favorite wCw undercard athletes, and all the moronic quotes from your favorite commentators! JONNIE SEA (@TheJonnieSea) is here to explain what happened during the show, but as usual, he can't help but wonder “WHAT HAPPENED!?!” PLUS: Hulk Hogan and his disciples sacrifice Kidman in the Temple of Doom, why cant anyone say ambulance correctly, and one of the  greatest matches in wCw Must Die history! ALSO: The wCw “stars” ASSEMBLE for a new intro!

    Centaur Man - Episode 4 (Listener Q&A)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2023 43:50


    The Man, The Myth, The Shooter…The Centaur Man Jonnie Sea has ventured to the GREAT WHITE NORTH to bring you untold stories from the man himself, the rhino loving PATRIARCH of Canada's LEGENDARY WRESTLING FAMILY! Our fourth (final?) episode is all about YOU, the listener, as Jonnie reads Centaur Man questions from our listeners! Along the way hear all about: The secret origins of pro wrestling (The Shooter Society), Centaur Man reveals some of his favorite shooters, and even calls his doctor live on the air!

    Ring Man - The Saga of Katie Vick (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2023 101:36


    The NEW TNN loves to look back on the wars of sports entertainment with our PRO WRESTLING podcast…Ring Man! In October of 2002, Monday Night Raw was battling against Smackdown! for brand supremacy. While Smackdown! was establishing itself as the “wrestling” show, Raw was diving into the deep end of SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT. Thus, Jonnie Sea is proud to present a look back at the CONCLUSION of the saga of KATIE VICK! The finale showcases the lackluster ULTIMATE CHALLENGE from No Mercy 02, the Casket Match that closes the lid on the feud, and OF COURSE a faithfully recreated account of the INFAMOUS footage that we like to call “One Night In Katie” PLUS: Concrete Man wants to know if we liked his movie…  

    Ring Man - The Saga of Katie Vick (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2023 92:38


    The NEW TNN loves to look back on the wars of sports entertainment with our PRO WRESTLING podcast…Ring Man! In October of 2002, Monday Night Raw was battling against Smackdown! for brand supremacy. While Smackdown! was establishing itself as the “wrestling” show, Raw was diving into the deep end of SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT. Thus, Jonnie Sea is proud to present a look back at the COMPLETE saga of KATIE VICK! Episode 1 brings us a look back at the genesis of the story, as HHH reveals the dark secrets of Kane's past, an explosive TLC MATCH, and a SHOCKING accusation about Kane's…let's call them tadpoles for now… PLUS: Concrete Man stops by the discuss the art of MOVIE making and Surge soda…

    Galaxy Man - Episode I

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2023 105:04


    The New TNN is proud to present the 1st episode of a three part series all about that GALAXY far, far, away… Jonnie Sea is here to rank all 15 live action STAR WARS movies/shows, even though the 16th comes out this August. Episode one covers items 15-11 on the list! Will this list match yours? Could it be possible an episode of the original trilogy is ranked this low? Will Solo make an appearance?  Plus: I'm sure absolutely no one will be able to guess number 15…    

    AquaCave Archives - Old Glory Thunder

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2023 62:45


    From the archives of The AquaCave, relive one of Jonnies favorite episodes of all time!!! ____________________________ Everyone has a show that they can endlessly watch right? Most of the time we use it as background noise while living out our everyday lives! Well, this episodes bright idea is to reflect upon the 10-14-99 epidose of wCw Thunder...you know, the one that features Kevin Nash on commentary! So join us for a relaxed, legs up on the desk style episode, as we go though Thunder and talk about the "highspots" and LISTEN as it all falls apart before our very eyes! PLUS: Mike Teany and Larry Zybasko are here to salute OLD GLORY as well!

    Splash Woman 2 - Brooke Goes to Prom

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2023 55:25


    THE NEW TNN is all about POP, but today it's time to make a SPLASH! In 2008, BROOKE-TINI moved out on her own to seek out new adventures aware from her overbearing father! Was she successful? Join Jonnie Sea and The Bulkster as we recap the 7th episode of BROOKE KNOWS BEST! Brooke allows herself to be auditioned off as a prom date, but she's keenly aware it's a date with “Brooke Hogan”  Meanwhile meet Eddy…the loser that wins the date!

    Cut Man - 2023 Summer Movie Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2023 88:52


    The New TNN is gearing up for the hot summer months the only way we know how, and that's by talking about the plethora of BLOCKBUSTER films that will be appearing at a theater near you! Join Jonnie Sea and his special guest host “BIG MOVIE KEVIN NASH”, as they decide if you should race out to see these films, or CUT them out of you life altogether! Topics include: The Flash, Indiana Jones, SpiderMan, BARBIE, and so many more! Plus: Kevin accidentally reveals his affinity for the film Urotsukidoji…google at your own risk!

    Junk Man - Guardians of the Galaxy VOL. 3

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2023 78:45


    Some movies get a bad rap, but they do really deserve to be held in such low regard? Join Jonnie Sea as he dives into bad movies and ultimately lets you know if they need to be tossed out with the JUNK! We might be cheating a little bit but today we're going to chat about James Gunn's MARVELS GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL 3. Does the movie continue the trend of awful MCU movies? Is Gunn spinning his wheels waiting to make Superman? Is the movie all sophomore jokes and no heart? The short answer…No. The long answer…well, you'll just have to listen! ***WARNING*** FULL SPOILERS

    Splash Woman

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2023 40:01


    THE NEW TNN is all about POP, but today it's time to make a SPLASH! In 2008, BROOKE-TINI moved out on her own to seek out new adventures away from her overbearing father! Was she successful? Join Jonnie Sea and The Bulkster as we recap the first episode of BROOKE KNOWS BEST!  

    Concrete Man - IYH Mind Games

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2023 111:00


    Jonnie Sea is going to watch every IYH PPV with Vince on the stick and keep a “living document” of every insane utterance! Yes ladies and gentlemen LIVE from the brand spanking new CoreStates Center it's time for some MIND GAMES, IN YOUR HOUSE! ECW invades! Mark Henry Debuts! We have NEW Tag Team Title Holders! The Super Sock is in action! The WWF Championship is defended in an absolute instant classic and so much more! Plus: What's up with Vince saying the Buried Alive match ISN'T for the WWF title? Could Razor and Diesel V2 worked? Introducing the newest WWF SUPERSTAR…STREET HAWK!  

    Junk Man - Tekken

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2023 109:29


    Some movies get a bad rap, but they do really deserve to be held in such low regard? Join Jonnie Sea as he dives into bad movies and ultimately lets you know if they need to be tossed out with the JUNK! Junk Man returns with a conversation about 2009's TEKKEN. Another movie based on a popular fighting game! In a post apocalyptic world where corporations rule all, the greatest fighters in the world converge for THE KING OF THE IRON FIST TOURNAMENT! Can street rat JIN KAZAMA (my Stardust) REBEL against the evil MISHIMA DYNASTY? Plus: Lord Raiden crosses realms to mock TEKKEN, ANNA and NINA WILLIAMS bring a new meaning to SISTER WIVES, and STAR WARS favorite GALEN ERSO shows up outta nowhere!

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    AquaCave Archives - Bulk Tracks Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2023 22:56


    Back when THE NEW TNN was known as The AquaCave, Jonnie Sea tried a few things that didn't stick, and while we're preparing the latest and greatest new content, we though it might be fun to revisit some old shows! So even though it's no longer available, here is an old episode of BULK TRACKS! A show where THE BULKSTER provides an audio commentary for the HULK HOGANS ROCK N WRESTLING CARTOON… _______________________ Hey there KIDSTERS, it's time for BULK TRACKS! Back when DVD's were cool it was always fun to listen to the AUDIO COMMENTARY and it's time to bring that back! With that in mind BULK (ahem legal purposes) is here to offer audio commentary for HULK HOGANS ROCK N WRESTLING EPISODE 2! So fire up your DVD or easy to find online video…like REALLY EASY and here from the star “himself” The Bulkster (?) will let you know when to hit play! Another EXCLUSIVE show here in The AquaCave! This show is a parody and does not reflect the views of any persons living or deceased! If it does reflect your views, please seek help immediately!

    Junk Man - Mortal Kombat (2021)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2023 109:08


    Some movies get a bad rap, but they do really deserve to be held in such low regard? Join Jonnie Sea as he dives into bad movies and ultimately lets you know if they need to be tossed out with the JUNK! Junk Man returns with a conversation about 2021's MORTAL KOMBAT! Who had the idea to “Nolan” this thing? Why is non existent MK character COLE YOUNG here? Will this film TEST YOUR MIGHT, or walk away with a  FLAWLESS VICTORY? Plus: Lord Raiden is in deep with JABBA THE HUTT! SONYA BLADE has some conservative literature she wants you to read, and KANO wishes he was Deadpool!

    wCw Must Die 19: Revenge Of The Caker

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2023 102:09


    BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!   The Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood continues as wCw kicks into Knoxville for the June 7th 2000 edition of Thunder! Goldberg has returned and sent shockwaves through wCw! But The New Blood has a plan up their sleeves and don't worry, it involves a fleet of lawyers pal! Meanwhile, Vince Russo has kidnapped some local Senior Citizens to lure Ric Flair into a cake based trap! (Hey read that sentence out loud, and then rethink your life!) JONNIE SEA (@TheJonnieSea) is here to explain what happened during the show, but as usual, he can't help but wonder “WHAT HAPPENED!?!” PLUS: VAMP and STING get fired up, Mike Tenay continues to restate the obvious, and the debut of Chuck Palumby, and Tony Schiavone's seed is here!!!

    Ring Man - WWF Superstars (Debut On USA)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2023 69:42


    The NEW TNN loves to look back on the wars of sports entertainment with our PRO WRESTLING podcast…Ring Man! In the Fall of 1996, WWF Superstars said “goodbye” to syndication and “hello” to the USA Channel. On the day of IN YOUR HOUSE MIND GAMES, the show was “Live” from Philadelphia for a glorified countdown show. However, Jonnie Sea is here to tell you the show if FULL of gems, funny moments, and even one well remembered angle! So step in the ring as we take on the 9-22-96 edition of WWF SUPERSTARS! Plus: Jonnie tracks JR's SUPERSTAR STATS, as well as the many Time Paradox's that occur on commentary!

    Junk Man - quANTuMANia

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2023 76:59


    Some movies get a bad rap, but they do really deserve to be held in such low regard? Join Jonnie Sea as he dives into bad movies and ultimately lets you know if they need to be tossed out with the JUNK! Junk Man returns with an emergency broadcast, as Jonnie finally saw ANT-MAN AND THE WASP QUANTUMANIA, and is here to deliver his raw, unedited, stream of consciousness thoughts! Is the bloom finally off of the PAUL RUDD rose? How interesting is that one KANG scene? Where is Cassie's PSYDUCK? Why is M.O.D.O.K rendered as a testicle with a face? Plus: Bill Murray delivers mail to KYLO REN at the Baxter Building, and Professor X REALLY wants Gambit to come to his party…

    wCw Must Die 18: Attack of the Red Liquid

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 108:05


    BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! The Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood continues as wCw absconds into Atlanta for the June 5th 2000 edition of Nitro! Da Man returns to the wars of SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT as Bill Goldberg returns to wCw to battle THE PIT FIGHTER Tank Abbot! But that is just 1 of 10 huge matches that take place on this overstuffed edition of Russo booked Nitro! JONNIE SEA (@TheJonnieSea) is here to explain what happened during the show, but as usual, he can't help but wonder “WHAT HAPPENED!?!” PLUS: Eric Bischoff competes for the Hardcore title! Russo vs Fleihr in a steel cage! Hogan vs Hogan (yes you read that right! One of Jonnies favorite MAIN EVENTS of all time!

    Centaur Man - Episode 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2023 52:56


    The Man, The Myth, The Legend…The Centaur Man Jonnie Sea has ventured to the GREAT WHITE NORTH to bring you untold stories from the man himself, the rhino loving PATRIARCH of Canada's LEGENDARY WRESTLING FAMILY! Our third episode brings us an untold story as we discuss what went down THE DAY WWF PURCHASED WCW…eventually! Along the way hear all about: The mind boggling habits of Centaur Man's daughter, The Secret Societies of Canada, Centaur Man's favorite tv show, and of course RHINOS!

    Concrete Man - HBK 31st Anniversary Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2023 58:46


    Yes ladies and gentlemen, the Concrete Man returns with an all new special that covers the 7-22-96 edition of MONDAY NIGHT RAW! It's HBK's 31st birthday, and what a way to celebrate as The Sexy Powers unite (one last time) to challenge The Smoking Guns to determine the “Tag Team Title Holders.” But that's not all! Steve Austin is a gem on commentary, the WildMan Marc Mero continues to embarrass himself, HBK takes liberties with Sunny, and Ahmed Johnson sure is on a roll, I don't think anything can stop him…except maybe a GLADIATOR built for the Modern Age!  

    Centaur Man - Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2023 56:47


    The Man, The Myth, The Legend…The Centaur Man Jonnie Sea has ventured to the GREAT WHITE NORTH to bring you untold stories from the man himself, the rhino loving PATRIARCH of Canada's LEGENDARY WRESTLING FAMILY! Our second episode brings us an untold story as we LIVE WATCH the Survivor Series 1990 match between The Million Dollar Team and The Dream Team…eventually! Along the way hear all about: Burger King Inflation, A fateful pizza order from the STAMPEDE days, fighting for (spare) change, and of course CLAIRE MILLER!

    Centaur Man - Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2023 58:03


    The Man, The Myth, The Legend…The Centaur Man Jonnie Sea has ventured to the GREAT WHITE NORTH to bring you untold stories from the man himself, the rhino loving PATRIARCH of Canada's LEGENDARY WRESTLING FAMILY! Our first episode brings us an untold story of the WRESTLEMANIA 2 battle royale…eventually! Along the way hear all about: Nosy Neighbors, Whoopi Goldberg, Paying the electric bill, disposing of bodies, bears, and of course CLAIRE MILLER!  

    Concrete Man - WWE Sale Interview

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 40:00


    The Concrete Man has sold his legacy, and Jonnie Sea has obtained the unnofficial interview transcripts! So buckle up and learn how the deal all went down... This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited in UTAH...

    Ring Man - WrestleMania XXXIX Night 2 Reaction

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 44:09


    Pretty simple, Jonnie Sea gives his thoughts on Night 2 of Mania 39! Who had the greatest WrestleMania entrance of all time? Who stole the show? 

Plus: MY GOD, THE INJURY BRAND SYNERGY!!! TEEN WOLF! THE DEMON! THE ENDING! THE SALE! 

    Ring Man - WrestleMania XXXIX Night 1 Reaction

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2023 28:37


    Pretty simple, Jonnie Sea gives his thoughts on Night 1 of Mania 39! Who had the greatest WrestleMania entrance of all time? Who stole the show?  Plus: MY GOD, THE BRAND SYNERGY!!!

    Ring Man - WrestleMania Montage

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2023 77:58


    With WrestleMania just days away, The New TNN is ready to exploit the Brand Synergy one more time! This episode we are going to build the WrestleMania Montage. A moment from each Mania that helps to tell the decades long narrative of the SHOW of SHOWS. However, with a superstar being able to be used only once, can we tell the “TRUE” story of WrestleMania, or will we have to get creative with our history? Can our fake hype video live up to the DESIRE of fans everywhere? What song from Mania's past will help enhance our story? Will our montage ignore moments that pain our hearts and our pride? Can Mike Tyson find the hard cam? Will Bret Hart appear? Plus: Jonnie takes a moment to debate who should Main Event Mania 39…

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