Two Dry Guys

Nate and Justin enjoy a foghorn cocktail and drinking gin to stave off malaria. They discuss prisoner swaps, cabbies, and the furniture war taking place on 57th street between the French and the Germans. 

The Two Dry Guys drink a Corduroy cocktail and talk Turkey, Taxes, and urinals. 

Two Dry Guys welcome friend of the show @growupjoe to talk about fall cocktails, the Tardy UAP Report, working in a warehouse, and the giving of thanks. 

Nate and Justin discuss the NYC Marathon, juicing, turkey neck, daylight savings time, too much meat, and how to order amongst your betters. 

Nate and Justin reconnect after a long break due to Oktoberfest related complications. Justin talks all about his trip to Oktoberfest and Nate insults his family members and gets a little too dry for this podcast when he talks about the New York Film Festival. 

Nate brings a Whiskey for once! It is from the Kings County Distillery and it is delicious. Justin and Nate discuss the farm distillers licenses, the Pope's chair, acceptable pizza toppings, waking up at 5AM for solitude, Headspace, and racing China back to the moon. This Week in Furniture - The Lay-Z-Boy.  

This episode of Summer of Whiskey is coming to you after a long hiatus. Nate and Justin drink Nikka Coffey Whiskey and discuss New Jersey's approach to recreational marijuana, Oktoberfest, and how stupid they are when it comes to the economy. Nate brings back ABC's of the ROC and This Week in Furniture the Two Dry Guys discuss the Wet Massage Table. 

Justin and Nate try Kavalan Taiwanese Whisky, it is so delicious they decide to continue their support for all things Taiwan. They also discuss The Boss Act, job interview questions, and NYC deli salads. Stay tuned until the end for the ABCs of the R-O-C and This Week in Furniture.  

The Two Dry Guys try Stranahan's Single Malt Whiskey from Colorado and are blown away by how good it is. Justin discusses feeling disdain from the youth. Nate talks about his trip to Florida, Seat 27F, creeping out children in the airport, and dining at an Orlando Hooters. The Dry Guys also talk about Braai Masters and Uncoupled.  Tune in for the ABC's of the R-O-C, Scam Wham Kablam!, and This Week in Furniture.  

Justin brings in a bottle of Redbreast 12 Year Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey and discusses Irish Whiskey. Nate discusses his new "conflict resolution" method for resolving disputes at work. The guys also discuss the dust up in Taiwan over Pelosi's visit, finding a sandwich in NYC for under $10, tipping culture, and a new "Scam, Wham, Kablam!" involving tax scams by churches and religious organizations. This Week in Furniture is the "Bent Nail Cabinet". 

Justin brought The Balvenie double wood and Nate comes through with another "Scam, Wham, Kablam" in his continued efforts to anger the illuminati. Another Two Dry Guys for the ages. 

This week the two dry guys discuss Rye Whiskey and taste Templeton Rye a/k/a Iowa's Good Stuff. They discuss Congresses big perv problem, "SCAM WHAM KABLAM" and Nate's hatred/admiration for the rich, the bounds of dipping food into beverages, and water rights. This Week in Furniture - the electric chair!

The Two Dry Guys give Hudson Whiskey a shot and have differing opinions. Nate discusses getting ready for a 5k, being too fat to ride a jetski with his lady, and trying to determine what drugs do to poo. Justin talks about officiating a wedding, AirBnb's, and constipation at home. Thank your bullies. For This Week in Furniture Nate talks about airplane seats on Emirates. 

Nate and Justin sit down for the first episode of Summer of Whiskey to try Suntory Toki Japanese Whiskey. They discuss stoned sperm, "Death in Paradise", "Love on the Spectrum", coffee grinders, new collar workers, out of control tipping and recycling faux pas. This Week in Furniture harkens back to the Gilded Age. 

Nate and Justin sit down with friend of the show Joe Nami @growupjoe and comedian Mike Earley @earley_mike to taste Topo Chico, talk young love, alcoholism, and old timey jokes. Nate talks about too much furniture in This Week in Furniture and doesn't understand the big book of jewish humor. 

Nate and Justin record from Nate's cubicle to discuss bag tags, Shen Yun, publicly supporting Taiwan, and Nate's night at the theatre. This Week in Furniture is a Float Lab tank. 

Nate and Justin sit down for a no guest episode and discuss pens, Justin's decision to go dry for the month of April, making weight, getting wide, commodity purchases, foreign television, physical therarpy, the medical professions complete lack of respect for your time, and text chains. The Two Dry Guys also review never before reviewed sparkling mineral waters, introduce a new segment about television shows, and revisit fan favorite "This Week in Furniture"  with the Doctor Johnson Tennis Umpire Chair.  

Nate and Justin met up for an impromptu podcast from the bar Sweet Annie's NYC for this Friday Night Special #1. They talk about knee surgery, Nate's so called novel, kids birthday parties, and the term sober curious. The sound may not be the best and that is what makes it special. 

Justin and Nate are joined by comedian and filmmaker Alex Payne @alexpaynecomedy to discuss Sneaker collecting, sneakers as fashion, rationalizing expensive shoe purchases, and sneakerhead lingo. Justin makes the Paper Plane Cocktail - equal parts Aperol, Bourbon, Lemon Juice, and Amaro Nonino. Nate talks about selling out and the legend of Trevor Gove before ruining This Week in Furniture. Shoutout to the Bloomberg Terminal. 

Nate and Justin sit down with OG guest Joe Nami @growupjoe to discuss UFOs. Nate tries and fails to introduce a new segment involving an Almanac and recovers with a big hit in "This Week in Furniture". Justin brings in a couple bottles of sparkling mineral water for a taste test and then pairs that with Amaro Nonino for the cocktail this week. 

Nate and Justin sat down sans guest this week to discuss dining out in NYC, jazz clubs, and WWIII. Justin makes and discusses a Margarita on National Margarita Day. Nate pulls a rope a dope in "This Week in Furniture!" with The Hug Chair. Nate also brings a new segment "Taxy Turvy". 

Nate and Justin are joined by comedian, actress, and writer Lauren Hope Krass (@laurenhopekrass) to discuss fashion, thrifting, and clothing swaps. Listen in and learn where to find the best plus sized thrift clothing, the code of thrifting, and how you can help save the world. Justin makes a Romulan Ale Fizz, it's blue, has egg whites, and is illegal in The Federation. Nate talks about the Z chair and defends billionaires. Check out Lauren's show New Material Night @QEDAstoria on the 2nd and 4th Thursdays of the month! 

Two Dry Guys welcome comedian Brian Kim @briankimcomedy to discuss collecting UFC trading cards and electric scooters. Justin talks about the Americano Cocktail, how to open club soda, and drinking things out of glass bottles. Nate brings the heat to "This Week in Furniture" with the Regency F3500 Wood Stove. 

Nate and Justin are joined by Comedian Molly Kornfeld @molly_kornfeld to talk about old hollywood, Hitchcock, and Cary Grant. Justin makes the White Lady Cocktail 1.5 oz gin, 1 oz triple sec, 3/4 oz lemon juice shaken in a cocktail shaker and served up. Nate presents another installment of "This Week In Furniture" with the Wurlitzer 1015. 

Nate and Justin are joined by comedian, podcaster, and Long Island native Gabe Mollica to talk about singing. Gabe talks singing in theatre, voice lessons, his college a cappella group, and barbershop quartets. Justin makes a White Carnation Cocktail (Vodka, Peach Schnapps, OJ, Soda, Splash Cream) as an omage to Gabe's Long Island horse racing roots. Nate kicks furniture of the week up a notch with The Badminton Chest.

Nate and Justin are joined by comedian, podcaster, and author of Hello, My Name is Poop Ben Katzner, @shaqkatzner, to discuss comics, graphic novels, and the black conservative movement. Nate talks about how he pays teenagers to disrespect people on the subway and ruins Furniture of the Week with The Lava Lamp. Justin talks about the Monte Carlo Cocktail 2oz rye, 1/2 oz Benedictine, and a dash of bitters. 

Nate and Justin are joined by comedian Dan Harumi, one half of the hit music duo Night Cream, to discuss music, making beats, and the practice of "winging it". This week in furniture is all about the Saarinen Table. 

Nate and Justin are joined by comedian Jacob Lie @jacobhlie to discuss 3D Animation, pandemic hobbies, bad teachers, Street Art, and a float in a sensory deprivation tank. 

Nate and Justin move their podcast on up to the 10th floor of slightly midtown west and discuss furniture, redheads, and White Russians. 

Nate and Justin reunite to bring you the most boring podcast in the universe for the first time in over two years. 

The Two Dry Guys reconnect after a long absence to discuss Nate reading legal documents for "fun", smelly delis, and summer chafing. 

Nate and Justin are joined by horse whisperer and comedian Lizzy Cassidy to chat about her equestrian past. Justin makes a Derby Cocktail to kick off the episode and Nate can't stop talking about how hot his mom is. Shout out to Genoa Importing in Loudonville!   

The Two Dry Guys chat about the holidays, busking, stand up sets, and how to deal with budget airlines. 

Two Dry Guys shout out to some folks in McNairy County TN, Nate becoming a secret shopper, and being bald and beautiful.  

The Two Dry Guys discuss fall, nostalgia and current events. Nate has never seen Ratatouille and Justin is transported to his youth on a dry patty of beef.  

The Two Dry Guys sit down in Nate's living room where Justin finally gets to see Nate's homemade bookshelf. They discuss apartment clutter, fall fun, and Nate's inability to get along with his co-workers. 

The Two Dry Guys sit down to catch up and get back into the podcasting groove. Listen in as Nate and Justin discuss the downfall of civilization, working class coffee, and the upcoming winter of laziness. 

Comedian Ryan Papazian joins @TwoDryGuys to talk hockey, drunken blue collar bosses, and self-help. Tune in and self help yourself.

Grant Lindahl @gglindahl joins @twodryguys to talk about graphic novels and being raised in the boonies. Grant is an artist and graphic designer who created the monthly comedy show Art School Acid Drop Out at The Creek and The Cave.

Comedian AJ Thompson joins the @TwoDryGuys to talk about Dungeons and Dragons. Roll the dice and have a listen!

The @twodryguys are joined by comedian and writer @maryacella to talk about her experience in alpine ski racing. Mary writes for littleoldladycomedy.com and hosts a monthly show Female Comedians (with tits) at Tip Top Bar & Grill.

Comedian Michael Kerrigan joins the @TwoDryGuys to talk about Kombucha and gardening in NYC. Michael can be seen performing regularly at The Comic Strip Live and at his monthly show New Heat at Karma Lounge in NYC.

Comedian Maddy Smith joined the Two Dry Guys to talk about seasonal fruits and vegetables and the food deserts she grew up in. Maddy is currently ranked #3 in The Stand Comedy Club weekly RoastMasters show and has a hilarious web series on YouTube called NYC Pads, find her on social media @somaddysmith and catch her performing all around NYC!   

The Two Dry Guys are joined by Comedian @JamesNichols who talks historical train lines, aerial views of cities and his love of Dave Matthews Band. James is a member of the sketch group @the_clam_pals and can be seen performing at their monthly show at Freddys Bar in Brooklyn and at other venues in NYC. 

Comedian @KaytlinBailey joins @TwoDryGuys to talk about the history of prostitution and her own experience in the oldest profession. She co-hosts The Old Pro Podcast, with Wendi Starling, and is a former political organizer who is at least partly responsible for the current state of our country.

Boston Comic John Paul Rivera @johnpalrivera joins to talk model building and to disrespect organized crime.

Comedian Colin DiGarbo @Colin.DiGarbo was addicted to P.C. gaming, but he’s totally fine now . . .

Comedian Melissa Diaz @mels_missing joins the Two Dry Guys to chat about coffee and a crazy “trip” in Texas. Go see Melissa at Carolines on Broadway on April 24th!

Comedian and Writer Ginny Hogan @ginny2357 joins to discuss “This Is Us” and her history with data.

Comedian Joe Nehme @growupjoe joins the Two Dry Guys as their first official guest to talk about regulating brain chemicals and being an all around pillar of the community.