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In this episode Dr. Ken's moves back to NY and has a mental breakdown. We talk having to prioritize saving military dogs over human lives, dating in NY vs the Midwest, online dating, the best dating apps (hinge vs bumble vs tinder), and how to deal with rejection. And that having the word "doctor" on your online dating profile is kinda helpful.

Dr. Gabriel tells us his study strategy for Step 2, test anxiety, and how competitive each specialty is. We discuss unfilled spots in residencies and what that means as well as the 3 types of medical students and where each wants to go to residency. We also talk Mormans, weird cults, and the best documentaries for them on Netflix right now. The Mormon one is called Keep sweet, pray, and obey. We also reveal the magic bullet for getting Latina women, and it's surprisingly not walking around with a rose in your mouth. And we talk about the surgery that can make you taller. Actor Rich Rotella received cosmetic limb lengthening surgery and we go into the recovery, surgery process, and the price. Bone lengthening https://people.com/health/actor-rich-rotella-has-cosmetic-limb-lengthening-surgery/

In this episode the docs talk about Dr. Ken's vacation to France before he enters the gates of hell (internal medicine residency in New York), the difference between New York and Paris, Elon Musk showing his penis, idolizing people, and Elon Musk fan boys. They also discuss the man with an incurable genetic condition who sold his sperm to lesbians on social media. Fragile X syndrome. Headlines covered in this one: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/may/31/uk-sperm-donor-genetic-condition-banned-contacting-children-fragile-x-syndrome

In this episode we bring back Gabriel, the man once struck with the mighty yellow fever, to regale us with more stories. He tells us of the program director cheating on his wife with another man, his California hook up, his transition to becoming Mexican, and together we learn a little bit more about our sexuality. On a productive note, we also talk when tutors are worth it, medical conferences (such as ACEP and APA) are worth it for medical students, what you have to gain there, and how you can do it.

In this episode the docs talk about Roe vs Wade, the male contraception pill in development, a chiropractor saving the life of a man on a airplane by giving him an adjustment, and the time a doctor started sucking a patient's breast.   Headlines we cover in this one: https://www.acs.org/content/acs/en/pressroom/newsreleases/2022/march/non-hormonal-pill-could-soon-expand-mens-birth-control-options.html

In this episode we talk about regulars on the suicide hotline, if nurse practitioners are the same as doctors, the bonus that healthcare workers are receiving, and Dr. Trevor and Dr. Ken taking way too many edibles this week. We also discuss the New York subway shooting, how easy it is to make youtube videos, and why Dr. Trevor harasses girls on the street / tries to pick up women / tries to be a cool pick up artist guy.

In this episode the boys talk about seizures, how they are due to demonic possession, how to tell if someone is faking a seizure, and we react to a news anchor having a seizure on-air (and we do not laugh at it, we simply discuss the seizure, as doctors do). We also talk unionization of physicians and what ones responsibility is to stop a friend from simping. Definition of simping: "someone who does way too much for a person they like"   Current events in this one: More people may be hospitalized with low sodium levels due to climate change 10 years after on-air seizure, former Madison anchor advocates epilepsy awareness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTKx3orfZ8A

Sex God Susan Bratton speaks with us incels about what women want, how to pleasure women, and how to stop your relationship from becoming stale, boring and asexual. We also talk about what men want, why this whole sex and relationship thing is difficult in the first place, and how it doesn't have to be that way.

In this episode the boys talk about how to impress during clinical rotations, matching to residency in New York, the match algorithm and why it's broken, the amount of money residents make, and rent control. We also talk how to know if your mentor is good, crack patients, the price of a CT machine, and a mistake you're probably making every day that is limiting your potential and your enjoyment of life.

In this episode we celebrate Dr. Ken officially matching into a residency. We talk medical school interviews and red flags in interviews. Trevor learns how expensive plan B pills are, we discuss if the average person should carry around narcan at all times. Finally we talk the match algorithm, the SOAP, and that St. Georges University and Caribbean medical schools only care about one thing, and hint hint it's not your dreams or well-being! who would have thought!? a large corporation like that? YOURE KIDDING! IM SHOOK!   CURRENT EVENT WE COVER IN THIS ONE: (CNN HEALTH): Alternative sweeteners in your drinks can help with weight and diabetes risk, study says (CNN HEALTH): Weekly food to add to the diet to make it better

Dr. T has a chiropractic degree, a Bachelor of Science degree in human biology, is a certified clinical hypnotherapist and a certified massage therapist. He runs a remote healing service that uses "Focused intention, Angels, and Quantum Physics". But I forgot to ask what he is a doctor of. We talk about how one uses quantum physics and angels as treatment, the utility of alternative medicine, the utility of meditation and breathing techniques, whether either has a place in modern medicine, and he demonstrates a "healing blast" on me at the end.  Check out Dr. T at ahumanengineer.com The free gift opt-in is: ahumanengineer.com/love The $500 off coupon code: TNTLOVE (enter this at checkout)

In this episode we cover the COVID booster having a $100 incentive in New York, patient's seeing ghosts coming through their walls at night, and the abuse of residents in the medical system. Finally, we learn that God does in fact do colonoscopies and Dr. Trevor shares the stoic quotes that get him through tough times.

I talk with the BS Free MD podcast in this one. It may be the most difficult time in human history to find meaning and fulfillment in your life, how do you live a life that leaves you happy and fullfilled?  We discuss why people who have so little in third world countries tend to have so much more joy in their lives compared to ours. We also talk about whether marriage is good anymore and how to have a successful marriage (if that's something you're into). Finally, we talk about faith, why it has been integral throughout all of human history, and why it is at one of it's lowest points today.

In this episode the boys discuss whether someone's race matters, remaining calm in a procedure you've never done before, and the most emotional moments in the emergency room, the ones that hit doctors the hardest.

In this episode we talk about the sexual tendencies of homosexual men and how that effects their health. We talk about the last Amish warrior, and the most unprofessional behavior that we witnessed as medical students. Spoiler: they are egregious crimes. Headlines we cover in this one: Teacher accused of illegally giving teen COVID vaccine 3 seconds of exercise per day is all you need

In this episode we discuss what type of doctor will be best to have if the world was ending. We also talk about how sad you have to be for doctors to shock your brain, gay men cannot give blood, and some stories from the hospital.   Headlines we cover in this one: Virginia mom hikes through snowy woods to deliver her baby Houston-area mom arrested after being accused of putting son in trunk because he had COVID-19 Red Cross declares 1st national blood crisis; says donations urgently needed Genetically modified pig organs for humans

Does the masturbation of squirrels correlate with their survival?? The answer may surprise you!  In this episode we solve the American healthcare and insurance crisis. We talk about David Goggins vs. Jocko Willink, Rabies numbers exploding in the United States, and the endurance of studying for medical exams. Trevor gives his day-to-day schedule, Ken gives The Salt Hypothesis, and we leave you with whimsical advice.    Headlines covered in this episode: NHL equipment manager says fan at arena alerted him to melanoma.   For every pound of weight loss, you can expect to see a decrease in their blood pressure by about 1mmHg 

In this episode, we talk about the diagnosis that consists of putting scotch tape on your a** hole.   We talk about how New Year's resolutions are not corny, but are totally rad.  We go over what category of seduction we are in Robert Greene's book The Art of Seduction, the time Ken treated an elephant in the ED, and the great resignation of nurses and how that's going to suck. And we present our ideas on how we to reward scientists who discover important things from this point on.  Noooo we don't say "with hoes", we don't say that. Stop guessing, no one likes a good guesser. And you guessed wrong anyway.    Headlines we cover in this one: FDA authorizes 1st antiviral pill for COVID.   The scientist in Botswana who identified omicron was saddened by the world's reaction  Nigeria destroyed more the 1 million Covid vaccines that expired donated by rich nations. 

In this episode we talk about our numbers blowing up, how primitive some diagnoses are, such as poking the problem with a stick. We talk if tutors are worth it, how to overcome insecurity and how to feel that you bring something of value to people. We answer "Is Medical School Hard?", and we imagine a world where Gregor Mendel, the botanist who cross bred peas, instead got bitches.

In this episode the boys are back in town. Ken talks about rumors getting around about him at his new hospital. We talk Omicron variant, MSG, and “Chinese Restaurant Syndrome”. Trevor almost shits his pants, is offered sex, and his new mentor is an Italian mobster physician guy. Fuck NY buses. Fuck some Airbnb's, and we explain how interviews work for residency. We also bear witness to the rampant butt kissing and awkwardness of med students during residency interviews.

  This episode we talk about medicine in sports. We bring in our NHL correspondent, Justin, to talk about the recent case involving Jack Eichel and his back surgery. In the NFL, we talk about Peyton Manning and his spinal surgery before his great comeback. We talk how difficult physical rehabilitation is and why a lot of people quit part way. We also talk about having high cholesterol and the scary thought of being on a medication for the rest of your life.    

In this episode we talk with Rashni again. Trevor has to dismantle her understanding of relationships so that he can rebuild it, and does it all in 90 minutes. On some real Dr. Phil shit, except Trevor is an actual medical doctor. You will facepalm a minimum of 3 times during this.

This episode is pretty much joe rogan vs sanjay gupta round 2 In the next few episodes Trevor talks with Rashni of the TAO podcast. They disagree on pretty much everything; the vaccine, modern medicine, and everything in the world. ENJOY!

Today, I'm happy to be talking to Heather Hutchinson who has seen great adversity, had the courage to fight through it, and come out the other side. She is an Amazon best selling author and an award winning musician. We explore what it means to be courageous, what it really is like to hit rock bottom, and how to come out of it fighting. “Man does not simply exist but always decides what his existence will be, what he will become the next moment. By the same token, every human being has the freedom to change at any instant.” ― Viktor Emil Frankl   Check out her book, Holding on by Letting Go, available everywhere audio books are sold.

Gabriel is back and unprofessional. We ask ourselves which is worse; Miami or New York? Staying in an Airbnb or living with your parents? We talk about nothing medical in this one.  Oh and Trevor accidentally breaks up a marriage proposal.

Trevor talks to The Beautiful Bastards Podcast and enlightens them on life in the hospital. In this episode they figure out a way to solve world hunger and how to make every day a saturday, so it's a must listen.

This episode is brought to you by FedEx, specifically the warehouse where they store all the drugs, firearms, and money that are confiscated from bags they pick out. We talk about drug testing, how long it takes for different drugs to not test positive and that lacing drugs is bad, mmmk. We talk how to seduce a program director, and the different tiers of male sexual market value. And yes, my bags made it to their destination without getting picked, don't worry.

In this episode we tell you why Poison Control might tell you to chug a pint of vodka. We also talk unconfident students being eaten alive by attending physicians, and the boys solve a medical case like real doctors do.

Please send us all of your blood and seman. In this episode Trevor gets pimped and performs terribly, Ken gets his first interview for residency, we talk about squid game and how STUPID pakistani people are. And as is tradition, we make light of suicide! Yay!

In this episode we explain the root cause of all jealousy. A wise sage gives us advice on how to enjoy a career. We learn that status and connections gets you the muffin top instead of the muffin bottom.  Black people got the short end of the stick when it comes to health, but the *ahem* long end of the stick in other departments. Smoking protects you against disease... it does some other stuff too but we'll leave that out so that you click on this.

Trevor makes a good impression in the ER during a devastating day.  We also talk anti-vaxers working in medicine and the Covid vaccine. Ken goes way deep into Shang-Chi, and we talk how essential a good teacher is.  Ask us a question thatisunprofessional@gmail.com We will answer it on the show

Ken gets a big win in Afghanistan. Trevor is leaving a goldmine in New York by moving to Florida. Ken's friend went on vacation to Russia to find a girlfriend, he did not find a girlfriend. Trevor learns the price of beautiful prostitutes in Venezuela. Ken steals from the hospital. God sends Trevor a sign in his pocket. Ken talks even more shit about the shitty area of New York we live in.

Ken is back from vacation in the motherland, Canada. He takes his weird cousin under his tutelage as the little guy undertakes a couple of  awkward, dispassionate, lateral steps in the general area toward attempting to get into medical school. Trevor talks about their time cheating in medical school, getting caught, and then being asked to snitch on Ken and other friends.    Ask us a question at thatisunprofessional@gmail.com We'd love to answer it on the podcast.

In this episode Trevor learns that he is being seduced for a green card and that Putin has little babies infiltrating the hospital system. Garbiel teaches us about how to immigrate and that we should all hate immigrants with strict prejudice. We also talk about this thing called COVID, it's this virus thing that causes illness and was started by a bat and a pangolin, it could hurt YOU and YOUR LOVED ONES!! Listen as we talk about how to cure it!!! Exclusive to this podcast!   Ask us any question at thatisunprofessional@gamil.com and we'll answer it on the podcast

Gabriel and Trevor discuss a wise investment of your time known as "Only Fans". We talk about if medical students are able to do Only Fans without it destroying their career later, and whether it's important to have anonymity as professional students online. We talk shit about Ken, and we talk about other things. Just listen to the episode okay, I don't remember the rest. It's late as shit and I'm starting to get to that point where you laugh at nothing because it's so late. Night

You get Covid, I get Covid, we all get Covid! Gabriel and Trevor talk about their side effects with the delta variant despite being vaccinated. We incriminate ourselves on the podcast multiple times, talk shit about Ken, and give high fives to the asian short kings out there. 

This one is a real life interview. Trevor interviews Silke Maria Haas, an Osteopathic and Naturopathic Physician. We speak about the importance your mind has on your health, how it can directly cause pains and pathology in your body, as well as how we can work with this connection to be healthier and happier. We discuss how Gen Z will have to further our understanding of this connection to combat the depression and anxiety strewn throughout their generation. We also talk about Alternative medicine, pseudoscience, quackery, and shamanic healing. Visit Silke Maria Haas at: CrazyHealing.eu Check out her book when it comes out: Heal and Empower Your Life

The kind and humble Gabriel joins us for the first time on the podcast from pediatrics rotation. He comes out of left field with stories of being blackmailed in college and then blackmailing the guy. Also, on being diagnosed with the age old “Yellow Fever” (not the virus), and the prognosis is not looking good. We talk interracial dating, dating girls who do not know your language, the political state of Venezuela, and of course, Gabriel's large penis. This was a fun one.

Ken whips out his genius and throws it on the table, he talks about taking STEP 2, how he can sleep before the biggest exam of his life, calling the police, covid-19, delta virus, and his hate for the homeless. Trevor becomes a scientist for 12 seconds and explains how humans are being selected for and evolving in the modern world. We explain epigenetics, and how what you're doing right now is changing your DNA.

Ken can't find a penis amongst a mountain of foreskin, he also sees a man go through the most pain a human can go through.  We discuss the infinite pride of Puerto Rican's, surgeon's don't wear masks while everyone else does, how severe is corona virus, forced diversity in shows and in careers, hiring based on race, student loan forgiveness, Ken's girlfriend gets awkwardly hit on by a resident, imbalance of power in relationships, relationships in the workplace, and we finally solve inequality in America.

In this episode, Trevor and Ken talk about 11 year olds smoking weed, trying to treat people who are lying to you, and 15 year old girls stoked at being pregnant. Also, times are tough, resources are scarce, and two medical students ask out the same girl.

In this episode, Ken's sister decides to call off her wedding with a strange insecure man, we talk about how wild the ER is and the type of people that decide to work in the ER. Trevor talks about pediatrics rotation and how barbaric C-sections are. We discuss how important masks are to the staff at the hospital, our business ideas back in Grenada, and Trevor bringing home a girl with tiny shoes.

In this episode Keagan drops an absolute BOMB. Something happened to him he wouldn't wish on his worst enemy. It doesn't help that it's during medical school clinical rotations either. I'm not going to spoil it in the description so you can stop reading this. Okay fine, last sentence okay, stop. No for real, stop reading. What are you doing with your life? You're just reading this still because I told you not to? You aren't doing this for any other reason at this point. You just rebel against things? That's how you make your decisions?

In this episode we talk about being true to yourself, depression for the average person, depression for Trevor and I, depression for doctors, and of course pooping on airplanes, and how they are all really the same thing.

A special episode. Trevor and I speak on how we navigate dating while trying to become a physician. We compare the difficulties as well as the perks that being a physician brings to dating. Some questions we answer: Is there time for dating in medical school/graduate school? What if I've never dated before? What's the best way to date in school while still accomplishing what you're there for? We agree on many aspects of dating but go about it in completely different ways. Anyway, hope you guys like this one, we had a lot of fun making it. Let us know if you have any questions or comments for us thatisunprofessional@gmail.com

In this episode, the host pulls a Joe Rogan and explains DMT and his experience on it. The co-host belittles the poor children of New York, and is promptly scolded for it. We discuss the communication skills of medical professionals and the perks of being a city doc and a country doc. Also, the Co-host vents about how he wants a plastic surgeon to be his mentor.

In this episode we meet D. He tells us a story of road head without a happy ending, chemical warfare, and the crime he committed in Sweden. (sorry Sweden). We also discuss if science should be trusted, are new drugs okay to take, psychedelics, the difficulty of being healthy in New York, and the COVID vaccine.

In this episode, we talk about poor people, New York, draining erect penises, the types of medical students there are, and an attending physician in the ER gently hitting on the host of the podcast.

The first episode. We talk about masks for COVID, more women than men becoming doctors, and romance in the Emergency Department.