Podcast appearances and mentions of Drew Henson

Jon Gruden sounds like the world's biggest Will Howard fan. Did the Steelers get a steal with the Ohio State QB? Will there be a reason for some local fans to root for him to fail? Poni had a staggering stat regarding 6th round QBs – only one of which have a winning record since the drafting of Tom Brady, and it's Drew Henson at 1-0. What went wrong for Howard in the Michigan game?

Jon Gruden sounds like the world's biggest Will Howard fan. Did the Steelers get a steal with the Ohio State QB? Will there be a reason for some local fans to root for him to fail? Poni had a staggering stat regarding 6th round QBs – only one of which have a winning record since the drafting of Tom Brady, and it's Drew Henson at 1-0. What went wrong for Howard in the Michigan game? What will the career look like for Will Howard? What would be a good/bad one? One caller said Howard will be better than Ben Roethlisberger. Former Ohio State LB Bobby Carpenter joined the show. The guys started by telling Cam Heyward Happy Birthday, who Bobby almost crossed paths with at Ohio State. Bobby didn't love the group of QBs in this draft and doesn't think Will Howard should have been the top one taken, but he pointed out some things he really likes about his game. Bobby said the confidence and command are the two things that will translate well from college to the NFL. Bobby said Howard doesn't have the strongest arm in the world, but he shared a few guys he played with in the league that were successful without having it. Bobby talked about the importance of a guy winning over the locker room. Poni wanted to ask a few questions about Jack Sawyer. Bobby said Sawyer is a jack-of-all-trades type player on defense. Bobby thinks the Steelers got two great value picks on the third day of the draft. Bobby told a few stories about Terrelle Pryor, who was around his time at Ohio State, after we had the recent discussion regarding all-time high school athletes.

On this episode of Off The Air, Sean Baligian dives into the magic of Opening Day in Detroit—why it still unites fans like no other and why he's perfectly happy enjoying it from home instead of fighting the downtown crowds. He shares memories, gripes, and a bit of scoreboard watching as the Red Wings' playoff push and the Pistons' ongoing rebuild enter the chat. Plus, a hilarious deep dive into the mystery of the missing remote, parenting with Blue's Clues logic, and why every Michigan fan once picked Drew Henson over Tom Brady (don't lie). It's a blend of sports nostalgia, real talk, and classic Sean storytelling—just in time for baseball season to heat up.

Ep. 154 Drew Henson is an award-winning designer, entrepreneur and founder of twenty2b, a lifestyle and technology product design studio based in Toronto, Canada, founder/CEO of SEAM Technic, an IoT personal safety platform, and founder of TOQi, a cannabis accessory technology company. Armed with both a B.Sc. in Engineering Physics from The University of Saskatchewan and a Masters in Industrial Design from Italy, Drew balances the requirements of both fields naturally in any design strategy. On this episode, Drew speaks with AfroTech's Will Lucas about designing cannabis related hardware, how to test a market, and how to communicate ideas. Follow Will Lucas on Instagram at @willlucas Learn more at AfroTech.com https://instagram.com/afro.tech Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drew Henson is an award-winning designer, entrepreneur and founder of twenty2b, a lifestyle and technology product design studio based in Toronto, Canada, founder/CEO of SEAM Technic, an IoT personal safety platform, and founder of TOQi, a cannabis accessory technology company. Armed with both a B.Sc. in Engineering Physics from The University of Saskatchewan and a Masters in Industrial Design from Italy, Drew balances the requirements of both fields naturally in any design strategy. On this episode, Drew speaks with AfroTech's Will Lucas about designing cannabis related hardware, how to test a market, and how to communicate ideas. Follow Will Lucas on Instagram at @willlucas Learn more at AfroTech.com https://instagram.com/afro.tech Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CFL and NFL scout Russ Lande and the RSP's Matt Waldman discuss the lessons gained from Tom Brady's career, what's to gain from all-star games like the Senior Bowl, and what to make of a prospect like wide receiver Michael Wilson. Topics This week: What lessons did Tom Brady potentially learn about football from competing with Drew Henson at Michigan? How Russ Lande, who was higher on Brady than most, changed his scouting of quarterbacks based on Brady's career? The areas of Brady's game that Matt believes are most instructive for quarterbacking. Which NFL quarterbacks are benefitting most from Brady's retirement? Our thoughts on Brady staying retired. Discerning the signal from the noise at all-star games like the Senior Bowl: Learning to refine what you're observing. What scouts are really looking for during the week. Common red herrings that media latch onto. Past examples of players who had great/bad all-star weeks that weren't a reflection of their careers. How the NFL will approach a player like Michael Wilson, who is off to a good start at the Senior Bow, but whose career has been complicated? And of course, if you want to know about the rookies from this draft class, you will find the most in-depth analysis of offensive skill players available (QB, RB, WR, and TE), with the 2023 Rookie Scouting Portfolio for $21.95. Matt's new RSP Dynasty Rankings and Two-Year Projections Package is available for $24.95 If you're a fantasy owner and interested in purchasing past publications for $9.95 each, the 2012-2022 RSPs also have a Post-Draft Add-on that's included at no additional charge.   If you're a fantasy owner and interested in purchasing past publications for $9.95 each, the 2012-2022 RSPs also have a Post-Draft Add-on that's included at no additional charge.   Best yet, proceeds from sales are set aside for a year-end donation to Darkness to Light to combat the sexual abuse of children. 

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Rece Davis and Pete Thamel discuss the historic moment and the enormous stakes in Ohio State-Michigan, the synchronization of Michigan's offensive line, if Marvin Harrison Jr. could be the top draft pick in 2024, Drew Henson getting heckled playing minor league baseball in Columbus, the path to victory for Michigan, Ryan Day not running the Lamborghini into the ditch, if Notre Dame could make things interesting against USC, Kansas extending Lance Leipold, swirling Lane Kiffin to Auburn rumors, what it would take to for Auburn to hire Cadillac Williams and where the lightning bolt will hit on Saturday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rece Davis and Pete Thamel discuss the historic moment and the enormous stakes in Ohio State-Michigan, the synchronization of Michigan's offensive line, if Marvin Harrison Jr. could be the top draft pick in 2024, Drew Henson getting heckled playing minor league baseball in Columbus, the path to victory for Michigan, Ryan Day not running the Lamborghini into the ditch, if Notre Dame could make things interesting against USC, Kansas extending Lance Leipold, swirling Lane Kiffin to Auburn rumors, what it would take to for Auburn to hire Cadillac Williams and where the lightning bolt will hit on Saturday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this premiere episode of the 2000 Percent Raise, host and venture capitalist John Cerasani gives us an inside look at his latest investment in MoneyLine, interviewing both the CEO of the company and a major investor well known in the NFL. To begin, guest Cole Warner, CEO and Co-Founder, sheds light on how MoneyLine is different from other sports gambling companies, including the top criteria venture capitalists and early stage investors considered in choosing to invest in his business. Then, Roddy White, a former NFL All-Pro wide receiver who is being considered for the Hall of Fame, shares how he first got involved in fantasy football, and why he chose to invest in MoneyLine. Both guests, along with John, enlighten us about sports gambling trends in venture capital, and the future of the industry. Another major investor seeing the huge potential for growth in MoneyLine is Austin Ekeler of the Los Angeles Chargers. MoneyLine has distinguished itself from some of the big name players, like DraftKings and FanDuel, by targeting states not yet legalized with sports betting.  Strategically,, even before sports betting became legalized in some areas, MoneyLine was transitioning from a free-to-play model to also being a real money game based on fantasy sports laws that allowed for two players from two or more separate teams.  Topics covered in this interview include:—John's reasons for providing venture capital to MoneyLine, including the company's ability to be “a great funnel” into Sportsbooks, and also to train and engage novice gamblers. He also shares what qualities he saw in Cole as a successful entrepreneur. –Roddy reveals that MoneyLine enables an ease of entry,  bringing common fun by allowing people to come out and play and “get their feet wet,” and “just feel comfortable” with the players. Later, they can invest if/when they want. A few insights venture capitalists and early stage investors looked for in evaluating a company like MoneyLine: The Actual Product The Customer Base And Location Total Lifetime Of A Customer The Cost To Acquire A Customer The Ability To Scale Up –Sports gambling companies are valued differently than other businesses, like market research firms, for example. One company was acquired for $80 to $90 million with 80,000 total customers. Another company was bought for $65 million with 15,000 total depositing players. MoneyLine is in the fixed-odds fantasy space, where customer acquisition numbers can be much lower, according to Cole, making for a great business model. –Football stories from Roddy White and John are shared, with fun insights like: Roddy's friendship with Julio Jones, who is now a wide receiver for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, catching passes from Tom Brady.  “When Tom Brady plays cards, he stacks the deck. He has all the aces, he has all the faces,” Roddy chuckles. Drew Henson, a former Major League Baseball third baseman and NFL quarterback, introduced Roddy to fantasy football, where the two later hosted a related podcast. –Discussions on getting money to college football players in fair and equitable ways, and both John's and Roddy's insights from their college days trying to earn a living while playing football (John for Notre Dame and Roddy for University of Alabama at Birmingham). Listen in to find out Roddy White's favorite movie, a question John will be asking each guest. Additional Notes: The legalization of sports betting in some states, after the Supreme Court in 2018 ended federal bans on its expansion, is creating a potential multi-billion industry, according to this article in Bloomberg:  https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2021-opinion-online-sports-betting-future-of-american-gambling/ ABOUT COLE WARNER Cole is co-founder and CEO of MoneyLine, “the minor leagues of the sports gambling industry,” backed by Comcast & NBC. MoneyLine is a fixed-odds fantasy sports gaming operator with more than 200,000 players.  Cole started the company with Jason Schubert, CTO, as a side job after graduating from Louisiana State University, majoring in sports marketing.  Follow Cole: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/moneylineapp/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/moneylineapp?lang=en Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/company/moneylineapp/?viewAsMember=true ABOUT RODDY WHITE: Roddy is a former NFL All-Pro wide receiver with the Atlanta Falcons. He finished his career as the franchise's leader in receiving yards and catches, and has been nominated to the Hall of Fame. Follow Roddy: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/roddywhite8410/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/roddywhitetv Career Highlights: https://www.facebook.com/NFLThrowback/videos/roddy-white-career-highlights/179316973668345 ABOUT JOHN CERASANI: John is a highly successful serial entrepreneur, venture capitalist and author, who “walks the talk” in the financial world.   At age 27, he left his corporate job to give himself what he now calls a “2000 percent raise” by becoming self-employed.  Hence, he named his podcast accordingly. Starting at his kitchen table, John grew an insurance company, in less than a decade, into a business he later sold for tens of millions of dollars. By putting himself on top of “the Org Chart,” he was able to not only reap the benefits of increased pay, but he also built equity for himself, instead of for others for whom he worked.   He now loves sharing his lessons learned along the way with the masses to help listeners elevate their game and grow from his business insights, private investment tips and life advice related to finances.   The 2000 Percent Raise podcast was created in response to demand from his large social media following on Instagram and TikTok that wanted more of his expertise. Some of those social media posts include 60-second clips, ranging from telling his audience the proper way to evaluate a rental property, to insights on how he became part of the investment group that bought the Newport Beach Marriott — which they then reimagined as The Vea.  Based out of Chicago and Los Angeles, John will continually bring many high-profile guests on his podcast, including: athletes, celebrities, entrepreneurs, thought leaders, and industry insiders.  John's no-nonsense approach to sharing is designed to entertain and educate at the same time. He encourages people to join his mailing list at https://2000percentraise.com Follow John: IG: https://www.instagram.com/johncerasani TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncerasani More 2000 Percent Raise Episodes and Content: https://linktr.ee/2000percentraise Produced by: https://socialchameleon.us

A phenomenal leader, father, husband and son, Drew Henson, former two-sport professional athlete joined Hoot for this amazing interview. But before that, he shared time at the quarterback position at the University of Michigan with the G.O.A.T., the greatest-of-all-time, Tom Brady. But, as you will hear during the conversation, Drew thinks my criticism of Tom is fair along with Eli, Peyton, and Blonde, when I proposed that as white influencers and ambassadors of the most popular sport in the United States, they haven't done enough to use their platform which could "exponentially" do so much for people of color. He credits his parents for helping him see the world the way he does as well as a major reason why he was able to accomplish the historic feat along with others like Deion Sanders and Bo Jackson of playing Major League Baseball (for the New York Yankees) and professional football (for the Dallas Cowboys of the NFL). He loves to give back now to those that need him most whether it's regarding football, baseball, financial literacy, or mental health and you can reach him on IG or Twitter @DrewHenson7. Finally, you don't want to miss our very famous rapid fire, "this or that" segment of the podcast where Drew reveals who he'd like to have at his dinner table. And the first person I have to say surprised me. #MLB #NFL #UM #MICHIGANFOOTBALL #MICHIGAN #NEWYORK #NY #NEWYORKYANKEES #HOWABOUTTHEMCOWBOYS #DALLASCOWBOYS #DETROITLIONS #FOOTBALL #BASEBALL #PODCAST #SPORTSPODCASTING #NFLEUROPE #TOMBRADY #THEGOAT #LEADERSHIP #ESPN #NBCSPORTS #ABCSPORTS #NFLNETWORK #CBSSPORTS #NFLTODAY #MAJORLEAGUEBASEBALL #FINANCIALLITERACY #PONTOONBOAT #COLLEGEFOOTBALL #ESPNGAMEDAY #BRIGHTONMI Check it out where ever you listen to your audio and video podcasts! (Now on) AUDIBLE: https://lnkd.in/gXAwci_9 Google: https://lnkd.in/gDN-XnKU iHeart: https://lnkd.in/e8SzqHz Apple: https://lnkd.in/gDdqxh8b Spotify: https://lnkd.in/gzR3peVj Check out the Video Podcast at: YOUTUBE: https://lnkd.in/gdUy4iH Instagram: @MikeHootner https://www.instagram.com/mikehootner/ Tik Tok: @MikeHootner https://lnkd.in/gc_dyuwX Twitter: @MikeHootner https://twitter.com/MikeHootner LinkedIn: https://lnkd.in/gnFZGVfH Snapchat: https://lnkd.in/eNdH-YN6 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-sports-deli/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-sports-deli/support

Few teams have ruined more Thanksgivings for their fans than our Bears, and Mike D. and I felt it necessary to Remember This Crap about the many times the Bears have caused us indigestion on Turkey Day. They've been better on that day than you might think, then again, the fact that the Lions have been terrible so long has helped. We unearthed some gems, and were reminded of a recent Thanksgiving night game that we had forgotten was on Thanksgiving. You're also going to learn some incredible info about what Drew Henson and the father of a former star of The Mandalorian have in common. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/desipio/message

Drew Henson - the former University of Michigan quarterback, New York Yankees third baseman and NFL QB - sits down with Paige Kornblue to talk life lessons during the pros and life after it all. Hear what Henson learned from his superstar high school and collegiate careers, the juggling of two pro jobs, getting to know national coaching greats and time leading the Wolverines in the Big House. Plus, Henson talks about his QB battle with Tom Brady, his thoughts on Michigan football today and messages we all can take with us on the field and in life.  Visit Paige at https://www.paigekornblue.com/     

Former two-sport star athlete Drew Henson joined Adam Schein in a spectacular wide ranging interview about his unique professional sports career, playing for the Dallas Cowboys on Thanksgiving, his time with the New York Yankees organization, how he would fix Michigan Football, and playing alongside Tom Brady in College. Adam Schein and Bob Stew talk about week 12 in the NFL & fill out their Daily Fantasy lineup.

Tom Brady has a complicated history with the University of Michigan. He was estranged from the school he loves for more than a decade after graduation. Why? He felt unappreciated. He showed up as a freshman seventh on the depth chart and was redshirted. Then Brady was a back-up for two years. And despite a 20-5 record his final two seasons when he was finally named the starter, Michigan coach Lloyd Carr kept Brady looking over his shoulder at local phenom Drew Henson.

On this week's episode, Nick and Brendan rewatch 1999 Michigan at Michigan State football game, and react to all the storylines surrounding Tom Brady, Nick Saban, Drew Henson and Plaxico Burress.   Subscribe to The Athletic using this special promo and receive 40% off! Also, subscribers will have access to exclusive episodes. http://theathletic.com/collegebeat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Peyton Manning achieves a lifelong dream—he's heading to the NFL. But when he gets there? It's a rough start, to say the least. Times are tough in Ann Arbor, too. Because Tom Brady has a new rival named Drew Henson, who threatens to unseat Brady as Michigan's top QB.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Everyone knows the name. He was this rockstar type athlete who arrived at Michigan after a historic high school career both on the baseball mound and gridiron. Drew Henson was the rockstar and his talents made him both a Major League Baseball third baseman and National Football League quarterback. The distance between his playing days and now has caused Henson to realize his true love for the game of football. Currently, he is a Group-Leader for the quarterbacks on the North Roster at the 2020 Reese's Senior Bowl in Mobile, Alabama. It allows him a chance to allows NFL personel to see him in action as he works to get his foot in the door as an NFL Scout. Join host Bo Marchionte and special guest Drew Henson on the College2Pro.com Podcast.

Peyton Manning achieves a lifelong dream—he’s heading to the NFL. But when he gets there? It’s a rough start, to say the least. Times are tough in Ann Arbor, too. Because Tom Brady has a new rival named Drew Henson, who threatens to unseat Brady as Michigan’s top QB.Support us by supporting our sponsors!

CEO of Seam Technic, Drew Henson, discusses Realtor an awesome realtor tool called the Lotus to help keep you safe while on the road! If you like what you heard and want to learn more check them out: www.seamtechnic.com IG: @seamtechnic FB: @seamtechnic

Nick Hopwood, CFP® chats with former Michigan Daily football, basketball, and Hockey beat writer Chris Duprey. Chris wrote for the daily from 1997-2001 and covered the football beat for the 2000 season, where Drew Henson lead the Wolverines to a B1G Conference Championship.  On the podcast today, Chris shares thoughts from his "Michigan Preview" article he writes each August, as well and reminiscing about our glory days back in '97 as freshmen on campus at The University of Michigan. 

3:33 - Is Andre Johnson still the 1st-rounder for Houston? 5:27 - A pass-rusher gets chosen 7:42 - A Hall of Fame TE instead of Antwan Peek 8:35 - Wade Smith comes to town...8 years early 14:22 - How much does the Drew Henson pick change? 18:11 - Another Hall of Fame TE gets added to mix 20:00 - A famous QB comes to town

In Part 1 of a four-part series, Russillo goes through former NFL and MLB player Drew Henson's story, from his time at Michigan to his time with the New York Yankees, Dallas Cowboys, and more, to talk about why it ultimately didn't work out.

Russillo shares his thoughts on Saints-Rams and Patriots-Chiefs (3:30) before talking with NBC Sports Boston's Tom Curran, NFL Network's Mike Giardi, and former NFL quarterback Drew Henson about some of their best Tom Brady stories (22:00). Finally Russillo unleashes his rant on 'The Bachelor' ... you're welcome, America (50:35).

This week Oklahoma quarterback Kyler Murray will have a decision to make in the coming months whether to play football in the NFL or play baseball in Oakland's minor league system. There have been many examples of athletes making a decision on a sport to play, however one decision nearly two decades ago had a major impact on both the baseball and football world. Drew Henson was a two sport phenom and had to choose playing baseball with the Yankees or returning to Michigan to compete for the Heisman trophy. On this episode we look at the impact of Henson's decision and how life has come full circle for what he is doing now.

In a jam-packed episode, Russillo talks with Bill Simmons about Tom Brady's impressive performance against the L.A. Chargers in the NFL divisional-round playoff (3:06) before talking with former MLB and NFL player Drew Henson about being a dual-sport professional athlete as well as his take on Kyler Murray's decision to declare for the NFL draft (21:55). Russillo shares his own opinion about Murray (41:10) before talking with Eagles fan Chris Ryan about Philly's postmortem playoff hopes (52:25).

SNAKE AND STORCH WERE IN ATTENDANCE FOR THE 2009 NCAA TOURNAMENT SWEET 16 GAME BETWEEN DUKE AND VILLANOVA. FOLLOWING THE GRATIFYING DUKE LOSS, SNAKE SLITHERED UNDER THE DOOR AND HID IN THE DUKE LOCKER ROOM. STORCH SIMPLY WALKED IN DRESSED IN HIS NORMAL CHIMNEY SWEEPER ATTIRE AND WAS NOT QUESTIONED FOR A CREDENTIAL. THEY WERE ABLE TO WATCH THE TEAM AS THEY LEFT THE COURT AND RECORD THEIR CONVERSATIONS FOR POSTERITY:The players are walking toward the locker room. Greg Paulus starts clapping, “Guys bring it in. Let’s go.” Everyone is confused.Henderson, “What. The. Fuck. Are you talking about? The season is over. Your career is ov—.”Paulus interupts, “What about the NB—”Before he can finish, Henderson slaps him in the mouth and puts his finger in his face, “No.” Henderson takes out his cell phone and hits speed dial #5. The phone rings. “Bill Duffy, please….. Bill, it’s Gerald…. Yeah tough loss, but at least I showcased what I can do… Of course I’m going to declare. You think I want to stay another season with this team full of crying faggots?” Jon Scheyer is walking beside him weeping. He hears this and bawls even harder.Gerald looks at Jon, “Pussy ass white faggot.… Yeah, Bill, I want you to be my agent…. Press conference tomorrow sounds good.” He hangs up. He starts jumping around and sees Elliot Williams. “Yo, Big L, I’m lottery bound, bebe!”Elliot: “Good shit, son. Yo I’m out, too. Goin’ home. Memphis, son.”G: “Oh shit you transferring?”Big L: “Can’t take these white pussies. Or that homo, Lance ‘Bass’ Thomas.”G: “That’s exactly what I said. And true about Lance. He’s softer than Charmin ass paper.” G&L do a Manny/Big Papi handshake and head back into the locker room.Coach K calls the team in, “Alright, guys gather up.” The players stop their moping and gather around Coach, with the exception of Brian Zoubek. Big Zoubs is at the doorway banging his head into the doorframe. “Woj, what on God’s green earth is Zoubek doing?”Woj walks over to Zoubek to help him into the room. Right before he gets there Lance Thomas, who was not yet in the locker room because he was too busy crushing the dreams of his entire extended family, ducks around Zoubek strongly elbowing him in the gut causing him to keel over and finally get his head in. The referees’ locker room is across the hall. After calling the offensive elbow to the gut foul on Thomas throughout the entire game, all of the refs instinctually blow their whistles and in unison yell, “Flagrant!”Big L leans over to Gerald, “He’s fucking flagrant alright.”Coach K: “Woj, help Zoubek sit down…. Alright fellas, you guys had a great season. We reached our level of mediocrity as usual beating Maryland, Virginia Tech, and Florida State. We lost both times to Carolina but that’s okay. They are dark- I mean deeper than us. They were just black- I mean better this year. To be honest I didn’t even think we would get a 2 seed. I guess my gold medal pedigree really helped with that one, HAH! Anyway, forget about the NCAA tournament though. From the start of the season we had one goal, which was to win the ACC tournament. So good job there, everyone. We did it.” The coaching staff and Greg Paulus start clapping it up. “Now I have to go meet our recruits at the Yacht Club for the wine and cheese soiree. Take care, we’ll see some of you next season. By the way, let’s thank Paulus for his dedication to Duke University for the last four years. A truly forgetta—I mean, great career. I don’t know what we would have done without your 4.9 points per game this year. You are a unique player. And by unique I mean, you were the first player I’ve ever seen to get progressively worse from season to season. Ok, guys.” He taps the table. “See you soon.” As Coach K is leaving he walks by Paulus and exhaled loud enough for everyone to hear, “should have played football hah-hah.” He turns back to the room, “Oh yea and Zoubek, you’re off the team....horrible.”As Coach K leaves, Paulus starts crying. Singler consoles him, “Greg, maybe you can pull a Drew Henson.”Gerald contributes, “Yeah, Greg, you can add NFL failure to your list of accomplishments. Oh yeah, and I’m declaring.”Big L packs up his stuff and follows, “I’m sure I’ll see you guys next year when I’m at Memphis as a 1 seed and you are a 1 seed but in the NIT.”Nolan Smith stands up, “Damn, so now I’m the only black guy?”“My brother, your name is Nolan. You are whiter than the snow in my country or that in the country of Brhyzinski Zoubek,” Martynas Pocius blurts out. Gerald and Big L crack up. This is especially embarrassing for Nolan because Martynas is from Lithuania.Gerald says, “Oh shit, Big L. You hear Space-Jam-Shawn-Bradley’s real name is Brhyzinski??!”Zoubek hears his name and lifts his head up. He couldn’t be more confused. He looks around, can’t figure it out, and looks back down at his size 19 clown shoes.“I’m afraid of black guys,” Jon Scheyer admits aloud but to himself.Singler stands up. Everyone else is for the most part is still in uniform, but somehow Kyle is already fully dressed in khakis and a blazer, “Hey guys, are we almost done? I’d really like to get to my piano recital.”Scheyer immediately snaps out of his pussyfit, “Oouu!! Can I come??! I want to get a cappuccino first. Or something.”Paulus also snaps out of it, “I’m coming too!!”Singler and Scheyer giggle. Singler says, “Hee hee, oh silly, you just said ‘come.’” They all laugh.The three of them skip into each other’s arms and make a circle ringing around a rosey.Lance sees this and loses it. He storms to his locker and starts rummaging through his gym bag.Gerald says, “What the fuck are you homos doing here?”Lance finds what he’s looking for. It’s the dildo from Se7en.IT WAS AT THIS POINT THAT SNAKE AND STORCH KNEW THE DIRECTION THIS WAS HEADED. THE ATR FAMILY LEFT AND WENT TO THE MOVIES TO SEE ‘I LOVE YOU, MAN’ TO LAUGH AND FORGET ABOUT THE TRAGEDY THAT WAS ALMOST WITNESSED.-According To Royalty