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Happy Birthday to my bro, Craig!   Hi 73 Lo 65. Clouds. High chances of rain throughout the day. Sun up - 6:35 AM, Sun down - 8:32 PM.   Godzilla, the world's fattest monkey in Thailand ate himself to death. Diabeetus.     Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

Happy Wednesday Y'all.   Hi 78 Lo 62. Clouds. No rain. Some sunshine too. Sun up - 6:36 AM, Sun down - 8:32 PM.   The Vatican is releasing a new document Friday, of guidelines on how to become aware of apparitions and supernatural phenomena... (aliens?!) Because we all know that when the Vatican puts something out, its for real, for real. They will hold a press conference live-streamed too.  ...     (aliiieeennsss?!?!?!)   Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

It's gonna be MAY. the 6th....   Hi 84 Lo 63. Clouds. Maybe rain. Maybe not. More clouds. Sun up - 6:43 AM, Sun down - 8:25 PM.   A semi-truck spills beer on the highway in Wisconsin. Yes, the Champagne of Beers and not that blue liberal tears beer Kid Rock didn't like for a hot minute but then listened to his redneck roots and got the itch for the low down back woods water they call Bud Light. ;)   Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

May Day! May Day!   Hi 84 Lo 59. It's THE SUN!!! Yippeeeee. Sun up - 6:48 AM, Sun down - 8:20 PM.   StarChase have created GPS Darts fired from cop cruisers to track get-away-vehicles so the cops won't have to chase ya ;)   Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

Monday!   Hi 81 Lo 57. It's THE SUN!!! And some clouds. It's nice. Sun up - 6:50 AM, Sun down - 8:19 PM.   First ever Miss A.I. pageant is happening! Online! Winners announced May 10th. Nerds who digitalize their vision of the most beautiful woman will be judged. I vote for the stick figure like we use to draw in school.   Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

Howdy Monday! Again! Ya miss me last week ;)   Hi 67 Lo 42. It's THE SUN!!! Mooorrrreee! MMmm0ooooore! Sun up - 6:57 AM, Sun down - 8:14 PM.   It's Passover, Earth Day, annnnnd in Mississippi, Confederate Heritage Month. Just... Look away. Look away, Dixie Land. And move on.   Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

Howdy Monday!   Hi 83 Lo 55. It's THE SUN!!! Mooorrrreee! Sun up - 7:06 AM, Sun down - 8:09 PM.   Trillions of hyper-sexualized zombie cicadas infected with bizarre STD fungus set to emerge this spring/summer. Two broods. Crips and Bloods of the cicadas emerge at one time... not seen since 1803!   Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

Well hello there, Weekend ;)   Hi 68 Lo 49. It's THE SUN!!! Oh JOY! Sun up - 7:09 AM, Sun down - 8:06 PM.   Strippers in the state of Washington have achieved their own Bill of Rights! Safer working conditions, yippee!   Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

Happy Total Eclipse Day!   Hi 78 Lo 52. Moon throwing that shade on us today. Sun up - 7:13 AM, Sun down - 8:03 PM.   Eclipse today! Also, global warming is melting our ice caps, causing weight redistribution and thus making the earth spin faster. In order to correct the atomic clock, we must skip One Second in 2029! Prepare yourselves!   Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

Happy Friday with Happy Skies!   Hi 61 Lo 41. The Big Yellow one is the SUN! All day. Sun up - 7:18AM, Sun down - 8:01PM.   Total Solar Eclipse is happening Monday. In Navajo language, their term equates to the Sun has died. Rebirth. Next one comes at us in 2044. So enjoy it while you can.   Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

It's Wednesday! In April! More clouds today.   Hi 70 Lo 57. It's Clouds. Maybe some rain, and possibly some sun too. Sun up - 7:22AM, Sun down - 7:59PM.   Texas man changes his name to Literally Anybody Else so he can run for President! Vote for Literally Anybody Else! Lol.     Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

It's Monday! April Fools! But seriously, it is Monday.   Hi 80 Lo 62. It's Clouds. All day. Sun up - 7:23AM, Sun down - 7:58PM.   7-Eleven has introduced new sparkling water flavors including Hot Dog flavored water... cue Limp Bizkit. We shall see if its all a ruse today being that it is April Fools day.. Ya dummy. ;)     Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

It's Wednesday! Hump Daayyyyy!   Hi 72 Lo 52. It's The SUN!!!! Sun up - 7:33AM, Sun down - 7:51PM.   Saudi Arabia is constructing a humongous Dragon Ball Z theme park! Complete with dragon balls and all! In the hot desert!     Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

It's Monday! [Subtle sobbing ensues]   Hi 62 Lo 42. Cloudy, partly cloudy. Sun up - 7:33AM, Sun down - 7:52PM.   Harvard has a class on Taylor Swift, Vermont State, not to be outdone, now has a class on Weird Al!     Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

It's Friday again! Woohoo!   Hi 64 Lo 55. Cloudy with rain. Sun up - 7:36AM, Sun down - 7:51PM.   Canadian woman discovers father's Live grenade he left after he had passed away. Hilarity ensued.     Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

It's Wednesday again! Supposedly beginning of Spring... [crickets].   Hi 70 Lo 39. Sunny skies! Yay! Sun up - 7:40AM, Sun down - 7:48PM.   World's southernmost post office is hiring! First, its located in Antarctica...     Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

It's Monday again!   Hi 74 Lo 39. Cloudy to partly cloudy. Sun up - 7:47AM, Sun down - 7:49PM.   New Orleans police Head Quarters building is so bad, that rats have taken over the evidence room... where they keep the marijuana. And they are high.     Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

Wednesday! And its pretty nice outside!   Hi 74 Lo 45. Cloudy day. But nice. Sun up - 7:49AM, Sun down - 7:44PM.   Jimmy Kimmel did his best but he ain't no Ricky Gervais. He's.. Just Ken. ;)   Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

Hi-ya Monday!!! Cold in the morning with clouds all day.   Hi 63 Lo 35. Cloudy day. Sun up - 7:56AM, Sun down - 7:42PM.   March 14th is St. Louis Day, in St. Louis. To celebrate, the City Museum will attempt to break a world record for most people wearing underwear on their heads. Hopefully skid-mark free.   Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

Hello Weekend!!! More rain on the way!   Hi 66 Lo 55. Rain is a comin' and its a comin' on down haaaard. Sun up - 6:56AM, Sun down - 6:39PM.   Cosmic bowling? Old. Duck pin-bowling? Overrated.... bowling in the nude?!? Which balls do I play with? So many ball jokes could be had, yet so little time.   Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

Hello Wednesday!!! Stop raining please!   Hi 67 Lo 56. Rain in the morning turns into clouds to partly cloudy. Sun up - 6:59AM, Sun down - 6:37PM.   Guinness world record holder for most Bic Macs eaten ever, extends his streak another year! And is still alive and well! Somehow!   Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

Hello Monday!!! Pump that Beginning of the Week Positivity! Woooo!   Hi 71 Lo 55. Cloudy with a smidge humidity. Sun up - 7:01AM, Sun down - 6:37PM.   Kid finds venomous snake in his closet. Based on true events in Australia.   Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

Hello Friday!!! And hello March!   Hi 57 Lo 41. Cloudy and drizzly. Again. 60% rain. Sun up - 7:04AM, Sun down - 6:35PM.   In Glasgow Scotland, an immersive Willy Wonka experience turned out to be a near empty warehouse with no chocolate and crying kids. And yes the cops were called.   Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

Happy Wednesday! Episode 2 of Season 5 of OSWU! We are off and runnin'!   Happy Leap Year Day tomorrow!   Hi 76!!!!! Lo 44. Cloudy and drizzly. 35% rain. Sun up - 7:07AM, Sun down - 6:32PM.   West Virginia held a candlelight vigil for the last Hooters in the state. I guess the wings were that bad? Or was it the juggalo wait staff?     Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

Im back! Again! For the fifth time!   and thank you for coming back.   I lied in my episode. There will be no clouds today. Allegedly. 61/30, The sun will be seen. Sun up - 7:17AM, Sun down - 6:25PM.   In Australia, a 3 year old boy named Ethan found himself in one of those claw machines with stuffed animals. No one had enough quarters so the cops busted the glass. Free stuffed animals for all! And a real boy!       Check out my amateur soon-to-be-revamped, Voice Over website! I do silly things with my voice and its fun. Hire me. kevincheathamvo.com

Season 5 is coming! Season 5 is coming!     The shows are back in town, and so am I...  That is, I never left town, I just went into recluse mode and focused on real adult world jobs and bills and chaos. Time to saddle up once again!   OSWU S5 premiere - Monday February 26th, 2024.   Tell everyone.

Its hot. Its cloudy. Its Wednesday.   90/72, Cloudy skies all day. Sun up - 6:50AM, Sun down - 8:44PM.   Jim Arrington of California is 90 years old and a competing bodybuilder. In fact, he is the Guinness World Record holder for the Oldest Bodybuilder. Too bad he doesn't have much competition ;)   Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

Have you ever wondered what it's like wrangling cats or dealing with adults who just don't act right? I blame them.    94/72, Sunny skies all day. Sun up - 6:48AM, Sun down - 8:43PM.   Congrats to Beenie Von Weenie, the Dachshund who is the fastest wiener in the west! He is the... Wiener of the 26th Annual Wiener schnitzel Wiener National Race.   Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

Again with the adulting and my actual job! Blah! I wish I could just do this and voice over work and live financially free that way. It'd be a lot cooler if I did. Think of all the extra fun content I could put out with all that free time?!   90/69, Sunny skies all day. Sun up - 6:43AM, Sun down - 8:44PM.   In Mexico, there now exists the world's largest marshmallow. It weighs more than a grand piano. Now then.. what bonfire are we gonna roast it over??   Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

Don't worry, this podcast is not on strike. I just got real busy going into the weekend with real life adulting blah blah.   94/71, Sun. Hot. All day. Again. Sun up - 6:39AM, Sun down - 8:48PM.   Burger King in Thailand released the "Real Cheeseburger". Its just 20 slices of American Cheese between two buns. Good luck to ya on that one.   Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

Barbenheimer.   92/70, Sun. Hot. All day. Sun up - 6:36AM, Sun down - 8:50PM.   Casino.ca is looking to hire someone to watch and rate 16 animated Barbie movies for $1,000! Applications due this Sunday. Also, Barbenheimer.     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

Welcome back, Monday!   81/70, Clouds. Rain. Humidity. Summer time in Atlanta. Sun up - 6:35AM, Sun down - 8:50PM.   The most humane snail racing event in the UK is back in action after a long c o v i d hiatus. I wouldn't be surprised if they left the snails racing since the pause and they are now just crossing the finish line.     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

Yes... I did not do an episode this past Wednesday... I blame the 4th of July being on a Tuesday and lots of fun was had.   91/72, Clouds. Humidity. Hotness. Atlanta Summers is to stay. Sun up - 6:33AM, Sun down - 8:51PM.   A home that is built into a bridge in LA country, sold for $430,000. This is a true sign of our society being washed away... under the arch that holds up this house under a bridge. Ya gotta pay the Troll Toll!     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

Happy Birthday America!   89/73, Clouds. Humidity. Hotness. Atlanta Summers is here once more. Sun up - 6:31AM, Sun down - 8:52PM.   Blindside cliff notes America's birth story for ya. It's a tale as old as time. Now go out and eat a hot dog ;)     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

Happy End of June errrrbody! Hello July. You sultry sweaty vixen, you.   97/73, Clouds. Humidity. Hotness. Atlanta Summers is here. Sun up - 6:30AM, Sun down - 8:52PM.   AJ Ard, A Cali Man, holds the Guinness World Record for owning the most Transformers memorabilia. It's a lot. Now the question is, what's it all for? To transform into a transformer himself with all them pieces?? Some secret cool kids club we don't know about? Gotta collect 'em all like pokemans? Yea, I misspelled that.     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

LSU Tigers are National Champs for Men's College Baseball! Wooooo! AND the fans eclipsed the 60,000 jell-o shot mark. That's like almost THREE TIMES as much as what I reported on. Party Rock!   91/67, Sunny skies. Sun up - 6:29AM, Sun down - 8:52PM.   A random black bear was spotted swimming ashore in Destin, Florida. Don't know where it came from, no attacks... just a bear swimming in and scampered off. The end.     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

I'm back. And so is Monday.   89/72, Morning thunder showers then clouds midday, then sunny afternoon. Most likely humidity. ATL style. Sun up - 6:29AM, Sun down - 8:54PM.   LSU fans set record for most jell-o shots at a local pizzeria in, Omaha!     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

Happy Juneteenth! Also, it's Monday.   83/69, Morning thunder showers and clouds all day. Sun up - 6:27AM, Sun down - 8:50PM.   In South Korea, you can buy gold bars from vending machines in certain convenience stores! Take that inflation!     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

It is Friday, oddly enough as this week has felt so long yet it doesn't feel like a Friday yet... but it is Friday. That make sense?   87/68, clouds and sun! Dry out a bit. Sun up - 6:26AM, Sun down - 8:49PM.   Ryan "I can do anything" Reynolds now has a new show where he actually reads you bed time stories... and its on his own channel, Maximum Effort. He just out here runnin' everything jeez.     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

It is Wednesday. 79/65, clouds and rain. Sun up - 6:26AM, Sun down - 8:49PM.   Gov't whistleblower David Gursch, lets the cat or alien out of the bag claiming the gov't and allies have possession of spacecraft pieces and alien bodies.      Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

Case of the Mondays... 83/67, Sun, clouds, maybe rain. Sun up - 6:26AM, Sun down - 8:48PM.   Novak Djokovic won the French Open again, which nets him the record of most Grand Slam singles wins in tennis. And France loses again.     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

Hello weekend! I missed ya. 85/62, Sunny! Sun up - 6:26AM, Sun down - 8:47PM.   Hotels dot com is listing the weirdest room service requests that guests have made over many hotels, including blow fish, in-room concerts and... diet water!?     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

In the middle of a brand new week. 90/67, Sunny! With chances of midday showers. Sun up - 6:26AM, Sun down - 8:46PM.   There is a high school for sale in Oklahoma for $60k! A little run down but great location and so many opportunities!     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

A brand new week. 85/62, Sunny! With afternoon showers. Sun up - 6:27AM, Sun down - 8:45PM.   Last day of GA Renaissance Festival was yesterday. I had the honor of attending the coronation the Pirate King, Drew. It was splendid. And there was much rejoicing.   Today's story is a Ferrari was hauling some booty goin down GA 400 in Forsyth county and got clocked in at 178MPH!!!! Whoa there Ricky Bobby!     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

It's the weekend again! Yay! 82/65, Sunny! With clouds here and there. Sun up - 6:27AM, Sun down - 8:44PM.   New Zealand Pizzeria has a new 'buy now pay later' promotion called, After Life Pay. You buy and eat pizza now, pay when you die. Sign me up!!     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

Holiday's over. Back to reality! 82/64, Partly cloudy to cloudy skies. Sun up - 6:28AM, Sun down - 8:41PM.   Seniors at a Maryland high school listed their school for sale on Zillow for $420,069! School administrators were... amused!     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

TGI Friday! 80/59, Sunny! Sun up - 6:30AM, Sun down - 8:39PM.   The Venus, Mars and our Moon in crescent form, play together nicely these summer nights! Look up!     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

We meet again, Wednesday. 79/60, Cloudy. Sun up - 6:31AM, Sun down - 8:38PM.   A restaurant in Philly has created a hamburger for... $700! Is that inflation or just ignorance? You decide ;)     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

Hello Monday my old friennnnnnd.   72/65, Cloudy great chances of rain all day. Sun up - 6:32AM, Sun down - 8:35PM.   A Floridian professor is going for a record breaking 100 days living underwater for research and raise awareness of pruning... for being in the water too long.     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

It's the freakin' weekend babaayy!   75/60, Cloudy with slim chance of rain. Sun up - 6:34AM, Sun down - 8:35PM.   Japanese ice cream company creates the world's most expensive ice cream, costing just under $7,000 PER SERVING! Like as in one scoop.     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com

Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday!     Also, a guy in Minnesota invented a motorcycle that runs on beer. mmmmm beer.   Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday! Today is Craig's 40th birthday!     Interested in sponsoring this podcast? ---> channelochoproductions@gmail.com Need Voice Over greatness for your business, project or production? ---> kevincheathamvo.com