Dom, Meg & Randell Catchup Podcast - The Edge

We are completely spiraling today and you are not ready for how uncomfortable this gets. Dan immediately derails the show by admitting he did a baby-voice roleplay on Meg’s breast, and now he's terrified his mother-in-law is going to hear it. Things only get messier from there. We get into a massive fight over a broken studio camera, play a post-it note game that turns incredibly dirty, and try a round of "flirting tennis" that makes us sound like two glitching AI robots trying to read an erotic script. Turn it up, it's absolute chaos

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off their early-morning show chatting about cold temperatures around New Zealand, a studio clean-up that led Dan to dig antibiotics out of the bin, and a “What’s up?” battle that awards Alex $250 and a Scary Movie 6 double pass. They take a call from Linda, an infection and antimicrobial therapy nurse specialist, who explains antibiotic plans and the importance of finishing a course amid rising resistance. The hosts also debate supermarket and online grocery shopping, share extreme cheapskate money-saving hacks, and hear from callers who kept paying for unused gym memberships for years. Meg reveals she fractured her tailbone at a kids’ indoor playground, prompting listeners to share their own dumb adult injuries. 01:54 Cold Snap Texts 02:19 Studio Cleanup Chaos 04:00 Decorating Debate 05:49 Whats Up Battle 08:31 Supermarket Date Night 10:52 Alien Safety Questions 12:27 Celebrity Gossip Roundup 14:54 First Call Nurse Specialist 18:50 Reading Kills Romance 22:37 Extreme Cheapskates Clip 24:02 Dishwasher Salmon Debate 25:27 Library Flight Booking Myth 26:20 Stingy Hacks and Samples 27:06 Extreme Cheapskate Showers 28:19 Rewards Points and Reuse 30:35 Incognito and Free Cash 31:41 Gym Fees Add Up Fast 36:18 Long Distance Bestie Island 37:56 Ball Pit mishap 42:50 Dumb Adult Injury Callers

Dan was fully laying his head on Meg’s bosom today because Clint was apparently "bullying" him at work. It was chaotic, deeply uncomfortable, this is one you dont wanna miss!

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with banter, run a “Wassup Battle” for Scary Movie 6 tickets and $250 (won by Gemma), and share a coffee catch-up about The Traitors NZ and “gang gang gamor.” Dan recounts trying to help a woman with a flat tire, while the team discusses Machine Gun Kelly and Jennifer Lopez. Listeners call in for advice and “Take the edge off my life” cash, including Chloe’s Rams jersey and Scott’s vasectomy. They unpack ACC gym injury stats, highlight an Instagram grid-reorder update, and reveal Meg’s lie detector results about the show and coworkers, then brainstorm niche dating app ideas. 00:00 Morning Banter Returns 01:47 Wassup Battle Begins 03:13 Gemma Wins Cash 04:36 Coffee Catch Up Traitors 07:02 Dan Helps Flat Tyre 09:20 Scandal Machine Gun Kelly 12:07 First Call Jamal Advice 18:20 More Or Less Divorces 21:36 Take The Edge Off Call 24:09 Gym Injuries Cost ACC 25:19 ACC Gym Injury Debate 31:07 Instagram Grid Reorder 38:47 Take The Edge Call 42:39 Meg Lie Detector Begin 45:59 Harder Lie Detector Questions 49:08 Niche Dating App Ideas

We completely lost the plot today. We started talking about a magical button that gives you cash but makes someone stub their toe, and somehow it devolved into whether Dan would soil himself daily for a hundred grand. You won't believe the diabolical nappy prank Producer Carl cooked up for him!

Clint, Meg and Dan recap Meg’s return and promote sold-out tickets for “Hooked: The Musical.” They run a “Wassup” Scary Movie 6 battle, awarding Jason $250 and a double pass, with Marty as runner-up. Meg shares injuring her tailbone on a steep slide at a new West Auckland indoor playground and may need X-rays. They discuss Taylor Lautner’s baby news, a Tonys performance with Pink, and chat with police officer Louise about coping, fitness tests, and handling speeding stops, plus plug Spielberg’s “Disclosure Day.” Dan’s lie detector results reveal claims about burner accounts, being highest paid, and show dynamics. Callers share money regrets, meet-cutes, and “Take the Edge Off My Life” gives $300 to Emma but denies Yanita for missing the opening phrase. 01:07 Hooked Musical Tickets 01:44 Wassup Voice Battle 04:27 Meg Breaks Tailbone 08:13 Celebrity Scandal Roundup 09:53 First Call Police Chat 14:33 Naughty 640 18:04 More Or Less Movies 21:06 Take The Edge Off 24:11 NBA Finals With Casey 28:23 Overspent Regrets Talkback 29:53 Regretful Big Purchases 31:58 Meet And Greet Ripoffs 32:43 Collectible Phone Cards Fail 33:56 Cutest Meet Cute Stories 37:31 Dan Lie Detector Fallout 44:23 Take The Edge off 48:03 A B C Celebrity Debate

Meg is off after her daughter gets sick, so Clint and Dan run a promo-packed Monday with cash giveaways, a Scary Movie “Wazzup” battle, and Take The Edge Off My Life winners, including money for walking shoes and a divorce filing. They play McDonald’s 50-years-in-NZ More or Less, announce tickets for Dan’s teenage-written Hook musical (June 29 in Auckland), and reveal Clint’s lie detector results. Bella shares her boyfriend wetting the bed after the Radio Awards, Dunedin fights to save its iconic dinosaur slide. 00:00 Meg Off Sick Update 00:41 Monday Promos Preview 01:48 Jamie Grinch Nose Story 04:52 First Call Morgan Schwass 07:43 Kids And Fourth Baby Debate 08:31 Pop Culture Quick Hits 10:04 More Or Less McDonalds 15:43 Naughty 640 Tattoo Disaster 18:35 Scary Movie Wazzup Battle 22:57 Take The Edge Winner 24:28 Hook Musical Tickets 27:21 Overdubbing Megs Singing 30:04 Tickets and Text Line 30:19 Guess the Loop Game 32:52 Reliever Teacher Memories 26:11 Bella Boyfriend Bedwetting 37:24 Relationship Red Flags Texts 41:32 Take the Edge Off Call 42:56 Paying for a Divorce 44:38 Lie Detector Setup 47:10 Clint Lie Detector Confessions 52:06 KFC Lie Detector Promo 52:53 Save the Dunedin Dino 01:01:54 Wrap and Podcast Plug

We are diving straight into our absolute darkest, most mortifying school memories, and honestly, we might never recover. Between Clint enabling a classic primary school disaster, Dan’s tragic Speedo mishap in front of his crush, and Bella accidentally broadcasting her own singing voice to a thousand students, the second-hand cringe is so real. You are definitely not ready for this chaos. 00:00 – Cringey school memories we just cannot shake 01:08 – Clint's mean roadside prank 02:27 – Bella’s ultimate assembly voice memo nightmare 03:47 – Dan's traumatic high school swimming sports story 05:25 – The impossible debate: Sex, Love, or Money? 06:50 – Why Producer Carl still needs physio after a savage wedgie 08:15 – The golden era of sneaky prepaid mobile hacks

We are absolutely spiraling today after Clint confessed to making a brutal 90-minute U-turn back to a holiday batch just to fish a rogue poo out of a broken toilet using a kitchen spatula. Plus, we're naming the mean little critic living inside Dan's head. You are not ready for this chaos.

We are officially panicking ahead of the Radio Awards! We’re praying for a "Blackie" win, but between Meg getting roasted mid-makeup prep and Dan defending a $3,000 suit because he apparently has the same leg measurements as Beauden Barrett, we’ve completely lost it. Add in a thirsty text from Dan’s mum about Lewis Hamilton and our boss accidentally entering us into the wrong age demographic, and it’s pure pre-show chaos. Hit play before we face a live lie detector test!

Dan Webby calls in sick after apparently spreading his cold, leaving Clint and Meg to run the show and debate tooth fairy payouts while Meg prepares a nervous Tinker Bell audition for their upcoming Hook musical. They give away supermarket vouchers and “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash, then pitch an annual Long Distance Bestie Island trip with all-inclusive options, activities, and prize ideas like crab racing or treasure hunts. The show shares celebrity clips about Tom Holland quitting alcohol and discusses “Books by Boomers” marriage tips, brainstorms questions for Dan’s long-requested lie detector test, and ends with Meg performing her karaoke-style “Peter’s Girl” audition and mixed listener feedback, plus calls about sobriety moments and going viral. 00:00 Dan Calls In Sick 00:56 Solo Show Horror Story 02:28 Tooth Fairy Inflation Debate 06:02 Scandal 08:11 First Call of the day 11:24 Supermarket Flirting Tales 12:06 Private Hospital Fantasy 15:45 Hook Musical Audition Prep 19:08 Take the Edge Off Call 21:02 Bestie Island Brainstorm 30:32 Good News Roundup 34:06 Books by Boomers Advice 38:59 Lie Detector Chaos 46:11 Cash Call Winners 49:41 Tinker Bell Audition 57:23 Viral Fame and Sobriety

We tried to do something genuinely nice for once by talking behind people's backs in the absolute best way possible, but of course, it completely devolved into chaos. Clint revealed a truly wild mental trick he uses to stop himself from finding hot people attractive, and things got incredibly real when Dan started rinsing the entire New Zealand media industry. Plus, we check in on our Canadian listeners, and Meg ends up in actual tears over a wholesome friendship story. You are not ready for how fast this rolls down the hill!

On The Edge Breakfast, the team reacts to Wellington Phoenix defender Tim Payne exploding from 4,000 to 4 million Instagram followers after being made a “main character” of the FIFA World Cup by a South American social media star. They play “More or Less” comparing celebrity marriage lengths following news that Dua Lipa married Callum Turner, and debate A/B/C celebrity status for Ed Sheeran, Dua Lipa, and Sydney Sweeney. Dan introduces a new “rule” after a listener opened his Postie Plus changing-room curtain mid-try-on. They take calls about personal rules, random ways people met best friends, and what was caught on camera, then award Take the Edge Off My Life cash to Eve for her Nelson cake-sicles business and Isabel for a naughty audiobook subscription. The show also tees up a long-distance bestie island trip with Dark Horse Events and continues auditions for Tinker Bell in Dan’s Hook musical. 01:49 First Call of the day 06:14 More or Less Marriages 08:04 Celebrity Marriage Quiz 11:21 Dan Meets A Fan 15:57 One Rule To Live By 17:57 Listener Rules Roll In 20:56 Cash Call Edge Off 21:38 Eve Wins For Business 24:02 Caught On Camera Stories 24:56 Police Raid Mix Up 26:57 Great White Surprise 28:24 BTS Sydney Giveaway 29:04 Random Bestie Origins 36:30 Long Distance Bestie Trip 20:58 Take the edge off winner 43:31 Hook the musical auditions 52:01 A List Celebrity Rankings 59:51 Tim Payne Follower Frenzy 01:04:06 Internet Egg Throwback

We finally wrapped up our massive country elimination bracket today, and you won’t believe who won. But things completely derailed when Producer Carl brought out a Google Doc exposing Clint's unhinged, cringe-worthy old Facebook statuses. From questionable luxury flexes to some seriously awkward throwback posts, Clint was left absolutely sweating in the studio. We also dive into the listener conspiracy theory about why Meg is barely getting any screen time on our video podcast. Trust us, you are not ready for this one!

Today on the Edge Breakfast, the team revisits auditions for Dan’s teenage-written “Hook: The Musical,” invites listeners to vote by texting HOOK, and confirms the show is planned for 29 June in Auckland, with Dan cast as Captain Hook and Clint as Peter Pan; Dan’s songs include rewritten versions of “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” and Limp Bizkit, while Clint sings “I Believe I Can Fly,” and Bella is invited to audition against Meg for Tinker Bell. Meg shares an awkward FaceTime incident from the bathroom during a family call. The show also discusses an AI company hiring “masturbation consultants,” covers a big weekend of sport with Laura McGoldrick, gives away a $100 Mokka voucher, awards $5,000 for Jareth’s dental work, debates “boring” jobs, highlights Tim Payne’s viral follower surge, and gives a $500 Woolworths voucher to Sonia. 00:23 Hook Musical Auditions recap 01:54 Bathroom FaceTime Disaster 05:36 Music Awards Tribute Clip 06:45 Boring Corners Giveaway 07:38 First Call of the day 11:05 Naughty 640 14:03 Hook Role Decision Looms 17:04 Laura McGoldrick joins us 21:14 Hook Merch Brainstorm 25:17 Boring Jobs Stereotypes 28:10 Accountants Debate Continues 30:04 Are Accountants Boring 33:37 Meet the Makeover Winner 37:25 Hook Musical Casting 42:43 Hook Songs Revealed 45:12 Tinker Bell Audition Tease 47:50 Tim Payne Goes Viral 50:04 Long Weekend Plans Chat

Clint, Meg, and Dan plug their spicier Overthinkers podcast before debating future AI robot partners and joking about robot features. They cover celebrity chat about Anne Hathaway’s “snatched” braid look and Tina Fey denying Timothée Chalamet manspreading beef, then run “Take the Edge Off” cash calls, giving Flynn $250 for a new vacuum and Mackenzie $500 for a Warriors trip. The team continues auditions for Dan’s teenage-written musical “Hook,” comparing Dan’s serious Hook to Clint’s comedic NSYNC-style take and taking listener feedback. Meg tells a stressful story about her mum losing her phone/keys and an Uber drop-off mix-up. They finish with Kiwi invention news, a fundraiser for Kirstys, and calls about being born with extra body parts, including a dog born with multiple penises. 00:36 Hook Musical Tease 01:37 Overthinkers Podcast Plug 02:50 AI Robot Partner Debate 05:39 Scandal 07:29 Hook Audition Replay 09:04 First Call of the day 12:48 Naughty 640 14:40 Take The Edge Off Winner 16:49 Megs Mum Phone Lost Saga 23:24 Guess What Mum Trend 26:29 Hard Career Pivots 14:36 Cash Call Challenge 29:44 Warriors Trip Talk 31:15 Hook Musical Auditions 07:29 Clint Auditions Live 37:21 Listener Votes Roll In 41:21 Kiwi Inventions Roundup 43:54 Born With Extras

What happens when Dan gets the power to design his ultimate robotic companion? It gets incredibly weird, incredibly fast. After an absolute Freudian slip on air, he accidentally admits he wants a male robot clone with vacuum cleaners for hands to help with some very specific household chores. The studio group chat completely loses its mind—you are not ready for this! 00:00 – The real Dan behind the scenes and the country prize countdown (Fiji vs. Canada) 01:05 – Meg's lazy weekend habits vs. her strict Saturday "Admin Night" schedule 02:30 – Appointment viewing: The crew discusses Celebrity Treasure Island and gym cardio watchlists 03:40 – Welcome to 2041: The Overthinkers fast-forward 15 years into the future 04:30 – The Robotic Partner Dilemma: Designing a custom humanoid companion 05:25 – Clint’s dream robot: Pink hair, crop tops, puffy lips, and no coats 07:05 – Meg shuts down the romance: Why she just wants a robot maid 07:45 – Dan’s ultimate Freudian slip: The male gaming robot with vacuum hands

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the morning with Hook: The Musical auditions, with Dan going first despite a sore throat and delivering a serious, pirate-themed performance that impresses the team and listeners. They share Dan’s daily post-show bolognese pie habit, Meg’s parenting moment teaching the “three-second rule,” and celebrate longtime listener Marilyn’s clear biopsy after a previous partial mastectomy, gifting her a voucher. Scandal chat covers Ian McKellen and Helen Mirren’s autocue trouble and Russell Crowe setting autograph boundaries. The crew plays “Cart Busters,” boosting listeners with Woolworths vouchers, talks filthy friends and gross flatmate stories, replaces Janine’s noisy washer with an LG front loader, interview Love Overboard’s Bella about her cleaning meltdown, and debate hottest hobbies and weird turn-ons. 04:16 Kids and Pregnancy Comments 06:11 First Call Marilyn Health Update 09:44 Celebrity Scandal Roundup 12:52 More or Less Station Superlatives 16:29 Level Up Nomination Calls 20:20 Overthinkers Math Meltdown 23:25 Online Cart Confessions 27:15 Cart Busters Giveaway 30:56 The viral guess what call 35:30 Bella Viral Meltdown 37:49 Bella Calls In 40:23 Filthy Friends Stories 46:20 Take The Edge Prize 49:01 LG Washer Surprise 51:19 Hook Musical Setup 47:00 Dan Auditions Hook 01:01:57 Hottest Hobbies List

Welcome to maths class where the logic is completely made up and our calculator apps are clearly broken. We tackle a brutal listener hypothetical: you get $200,000 for every 5kg you instantly put on. Sounds like an easy win, but it took us five solid minutes of screaming, wild recalculations, and total brain meltdowns just to figure out the math. If you want to feel incredibly smart about your own basic arithmetic, you're going to love this absolute trainwreck of an episode. 00:00 – The World Cup of Countries: Down to the final two! 01:03 – Radio's biggest backstage legal battle. 02:02 – Meg’s "suggested" anger management class. 04:05 – Mailbox: A shoutout from Switzerland. 05:01 – Clint maps out his future geriatric soccer career. 07:44 – Maths Class: The weight-gain hypothetical that broke our brains.

Clint, Meg and Dan recap Clint’s spontaneous night out at Five, while Meg shares her visit to the Wool Festival, meeting Granny McFlitter and buying wool for felting. Listener Amanda calls in about sharing the baby name Miller and her love of felting. The show covers headlines including Ed Sheeran leaving Warner, an Off Campus Season 2 casting update, the Enhanced Games, an AI pet translation collar, and the death of Top Twins’ Jules Topp. They play a “more or less” sales game, promote the Overthinkers podcast, and give “Take the Edge Off My Life” prizes to Renee and Matty. Stacey cracks the Neutrogena vault PIN and wins the sauna prize pack. They discuss cheating tactics like shared locked Notes, reveal Dan’s teen-written Hook musical being staged in June with auditions, debate A-list status for Eminem, Rihanna and Lady Gaga, and wrap with listener calls about songs people lost their virginity to. 00:15 Clint’s Spontaneous Night Out 01:23 Meg’s Wool Festival Confession 04:41 Caller Amanda and Baby Name Twins 08:37 Scandal Headlines Roundup 10:43 Enhanced Games Debate 12:04 AI Pet Translator Collar 13:14 Remembering Jules Topp 15:19 More or Less Viral Products 19:01 Overthinkers Podcast Push 22:19 Take the Edge Off 24:47 Hook Musical Update and Harry Styles 27:54 Virginity Song Callers 34:04 Guess What Challenge 36:56 Stacey Cracks The Pin 39:48 Cheaters Hidden Notes 47:55 Ex Cheater Confessions 51:38 Take The Edge Off 53:43 Hook Musical Returns 59:04 Hook Audition Rules 01:02:10 A List Debate Returns

Dan completely hotboxed himself in his own car over the weekend after hitting a very spicy medium butter chicken. Plus, Meg is being incredibly cagey about our final merch prize pack. 00:00 – Meg plays dumb about the final merch prize pack items. 02:08 – The crew unpacks their slightly awkward mystery promo boxes from Hayu. 03:52 – Six lines to absolutely ruin someone's day. 05:43 – Hotboxing the in-laws: Dan’s spicy curry leads to an incredibly smelly rescue mission.

Clint, Meg and Dan chat about upcoming short work weeks and teacher-only days, then Clint vents about an expensive, erratic $77 taxi ride after Auckland FC’s A-League win. Meg and Dan share a zoo trip where their kids become instant “besties.” The show plays a football-themed “More or Less” quiz, runs scandal headlines (Love on the Spectrum’s Abby and Stephen Colbert), and launches a $5,000 “level up your man” glow-up promo. Meg confesses accidentally stealing mango chutney, prompting listener stories of accidental theft. They give cash in “Take the Edge Off My Life,” discuss a Pornhub Premium data leak with MAFS’s Duncan and cyber safety tips, cover Spotify’s proposed “super fan” ticket access, try cracking the Neutrogena vault, and reveal Dan’s 15-year-old “Hook” monologue musical they plan to stage. Auckland FC’s trophy visits the studio with club leaders after the team’s championship. 02:10 Taxi Fare Rant 04:15 Zoo Kid Romance 05:52 More Or Less Football 09:57 Scandal Headlines 13:07 Chutney Shoplift Confession 17:13 Callers Accidental Thieves 27:18 Take the edge off call 29:32 Pornhub Data Leak 31:36 Cybersecurity Tips 34:38 Spotify Superfan Tickets 39:53 Scandal Headlines 41:15 Neutrogena Vault Guess 44:07 Clint's night out with the boss 49:31 Texts About Boss Fails 53:22 Take the Edge Off Call 57:10 Hook Musical Reveal 01:06:59 Old Awards Debate 01:14:43 Auckland FC Trophy Visit

We are completely spiralling after today's show, and honestly, you are not ready for where this conversation went. What started as a casual chat about the Disney movie Cars somehow devolved into Dan's naked escapades on a Portuguese nude beach and Clint's apparently "pendulum-like" situation. Yes, Meg actually brought our children's lives into it to prove a point about Clint's anatomy, and now we can never look at him the same way again. Plus, we are officially nominated for a Radio Award, but Dan might have completely ruined our chances of winning before we even step foot on the red carpet. We even rehearsed our acceptance speech, and let’s just say it gets incredibly messy fast. Grab your headphones, because this one is pure, unadulterated chaos from start to finish.

Clint, Meg and Dan celebrate The Edge rating #1 in Christchurch, and take a hilarious first call from Dave the truckie, who claims he can suck air into his bum and fart it back out maybe even inflate a balloon. They discuss Jeff Bezos’ tax comments, run New Music Friday, and give away $200 petrol to a Hamilton listener. New producer Brady debuts Producer Diaries, Ollie Sail previews Auckland FC’s grand final, and Dan’s final diary entry is read. The team tease a big mystery find from Dan’s mum’s attic for Monday, help a listener win Westlife tickets for her mum with stage three breast cancer, and award a $500 Woolworths voucher for an awkward “meditation” mix-up. Hit the spot will be up exclusively on rova, we are getting hit with some crazy copyright at the moment so you will be able to find it there. 00:00 Show Cold Open 00:08 MJ Costume Prep 02:18 Christchurch Ratings Win 04:47 First Call Dave 06:20 Wind Pluck Talent 09:39 Scandal Headlines 10:10 Bezos Tax Debate 11:49 New Music Friday 17:02 Take The Edge Off 17:46 Hamilton Cash Drop 21:01 Brady Producer Diary 26:44 Neutrogena Vault Game 28:07 Pin Code Guess Fails 28:44 Secret Words Setup 29:40 Ollie Sail Interview 33:11 Reveal The Word Game 34:28 Final Dans Diary Entry 37:46 Mystery Attic Find Tease 41:04 Clues For Monday Reveal 43:48 Take The Edge Call 47:36 Good Story Boost 52:19 Christchurch Ratings Win 54:05 Christchurch Song Replay 57:44 Wrap Up And Plugs

We completely lost our minds this morning over a wild hypothetical game called 'The Memory Trade'. Imagine being offered the chance to instantly become world-class at absolutely any skill you want—but the catch is you have to completely erase one whole year of your past memories. Wait until you hear the year Dan chose to throw away and the shockingly accurate secret talent Clinton wants in return. Hit play and join the group chat before it’s too late! 00:00 – The team breaks the search engines looking for a very niche adult podcast. 00:46 – A pitch to get Julie, Philippa, and Christine to host a mums-only breakfast show. 01:14 – Why there are no all-female radio shows and the secret behind successful podcasts. 01:51 – Meg introduces 'The Memory Trade' and Dan immediately stops listening. 02:44 – Dan chooses which year of his life he wants to completely erase. 03:22 – Dan reveals his ultimate driving skill fantasy (featuring Lightning McQueen). 04:12 – Clint breaks down his ultimate bedroom skill trade-off. 04:54 – Dan outlines his highly illegal, chaotic plan to join a Formula 1 team. 05:54 – Clint shows off his celebrity impression skills until Meg walks out.

Clint, Meg and Dan tease an embargoed tour announcement, chat a stacked NZ concert calendar, and Clint reveals a new Japan-inspired tattoo. In “More or Less,” they compare Spotify streams for solo artists versus their former bands (including Beyoncé/Destiny’s Child and Harry Styles/One Direction). Scandal headlines cover Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell praising Harry Styles, plus Niall Horan on the 1D group chat. Listeners win giveaways, discuss holiday-ruining mishaps, and try cracking the Neutrogena vault. The big reveal: Post Malone returns to New Zealand (21 Oct). The episode also features Dan’s Diary, tattoo regret calls, and a debate about nurses being the biggest partiers. 00:00 Morning Show Kickoff 01:34 Clints New Tattoo Story 02:24 Japan Trip Inspiration 04:17 More or Less Streams 07:31 Scandal Headlines 10:13 First Caller Nikki 13:05 Enhanced Games Madness 17:47 Overthinkers Podcast Plug 20:38 Take The Edge Off Call 22:52 Holiday Ruined Stories 34:20 Off Campus hype 38:08 In Laws watch fails 38:47 Scandal headlines 27:01 Neutrogena vault guess 43:13 Wedding surname games 49:58 Post Malone announced 52:21 Take The Edge Off win 54:04 Hit the spot tease 55:37 Dans Diary chaos 59:37 Tattoo regret hotline 01:03:41 Nurses party stereotype 01:10:05 Enhanced Games tease

We went from zero to one hundred way too fast today. It all started with a simple country elimination and somehow devolved into whether Dan got drooled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo—or if it was something way worse. You are absolutely not ready for the rabbit hole we fell down trying to figure out if you can tell the difference between tiger spit and tiger jiz. To settle a separate argument about what a "chuff" actually is, we even ended up asking a medical expert a very questionable question. Plus, we put ourselves through a hypothetical lie detector test to find out if we're actually cool. 00:00 - Whipping out France from the country jar. 00:30 - The surprisingly real history of French kissing. 01:13 - Dan gets dribbled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo. 01:34 - The great tiger jiz vs. tiger saliva debate. 02:27 - What on earth is a chuff? (Spoiler: It has a lot of definitions). 03:10 - Can you get pregnant from anal sex? We ask a medical expert. 04:00 - The lie detector test: Are we actually cool? 05:15 - Meg's drumming skills and embarrassing BP moments. 06:12 - Why does Dan bounce when he walks and does Meg waddle?

On the Clint, Meg, and Dan Podcast, the team kicks off with talk of a 90s band quitting after 30 years, Clint’s tattoo update and marriage negotiations, and a “more or less” game comparing celebrity net worths. Scandal includes Phineas on writing for Billie Eilish and Paul Rudd’s teenage arrest story. They award “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash to help fund a daughter’s Waka Ama worlds trip, but another caller misses out by not answering. A viral bridesmaid who split her dress leads to a debate about whether physiotherapists can do the worm. They share bizarre ways people caught partners cheating, read Dan’s diary about selling found magazines, hear high school hustles, and finish with “Cart Busters” judging listeners’ online shopping carts. 01:10 Tattoo Marriage Drama 03:21 More Or Less Net Worths 07:26 Scandal Headlines 09:05 First Call Bex Update 13:08 Naughty 640 16:31 Take The Edge Off 19:14 Physios And The Worm 27:37 Neutrogena Vault Guess 28:55 Prize Numbers Update 29:36 Cheaters Busted 33:18 Listener Cheater Stories 38:15 Take The Edge Call Fail 40:30 Dans Diary Bin Hustle 43:40 High School Hustlers 50:06 Cart Busters

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with banter about holidays and tech-challenged parents, including a caller whose mum brought an Apple Watch with the screen hanging off. They play More or Less on extreme city temperatures, share scandal about AI writing and a young actress leaving the HBO Harry Potter series after season one, and discuss a reported leak of Pornhub Premium user data. The team fails to reach a Take the Edge Off My Life winner, then swap stories about broken items “hanging by a thread” and the habit of filling online carts without buying. They try cracking the Neutrogena vault code, talk early job quitters, read Dan’s teen diary, interview viral bridesmaid Georgie Bell about her dress ripping during a worm, and debate A-lister list rankings for Brendan Fraser, Dave Grohl and Snoop Dogg. 00:00 Cold Open and Welcome 02:00 Zoo Animal Naming Update 03:51 Wiggles Tickets and Mum Math 06:53 Boomers vs Tech Callers 10:01 More or Less Weather Quiz 16:28 Naughty 640 20:27 Love on the Spectrum Talent 24:01 Take the Edge Off Calls 27:52 Hanging On By a Thread Hacks 35:38 Play Shopping Confessions 36:24 Abandoned Cart Confessions 37:59 Caller Cart Addiction 39:52 Discount Code Hack 40:38 Neutrogena Vault Challenge 42:51 Ginny Weasley Quits 46:53 Early Quitter Stories 52:03 Dan's Diary Readout 56:00 Viral Wedding Worm 01:06:09 A Lister Rankings

Meg kicks things off with an absolute health anxiety crisis after her doctor dropped a casual "can't rule it out" bomb about a bump on her nose. Then things get totally unhinged as Dan reveals his wife has him insured for a casual $900k—making us genuinely concerned she’s going to push him down the stairs—and Clint literally loses his entire house to Meg over a basic geography debate. You’re not ready for this level of chaos, mate. [00:00] Meg’s "it's not cancer" doctor visit [02:30] Dan's suspicious $900k insurance policy [04:47] Exposing Ash London’s legendary studio air purifier drama [06:05] The great geography debate [08:34] Is Meg actually smart?

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday chatting Auckland FC reaching the grand final, the Warriors’ big win, and a zoo visit where Clint’s son names Meg after an orangutan. They share entertainment “scandal” updates, take calls from April about appearing on Face the Music, and debate when it’s fair for a coach to give their own child player of the day. The “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash callout fails when Shane answers wrong, then Crystal wins. They read Dan’s diary entries, discuss late-in-life realizations and coincidences, cross to Sven at Eurovision, and run the Neutrogena Vault pin-guessing competition. 00:00 Morning Show Kickoff 01:58 Zoo Naming Roast 05:36 Pop Culture Scandal 06:54 First Call of the day 10:20 Naughty 6:40 Coaching 18:57 Shane Misses Call 20:58 Late Life Realizations 28:31 Eurovision With Sven 31:14 Eurovision Chaos Recap 32:30 Neutrogena Vault Challenge 35:20 Songs Ruined By Lyrics 41:01 Listener Song Pet Peeves 42:50 Take The Edge Off Win 46:19 Dan's Diary 49:29 News Radar Spies 53:33 Warriors Injury Scandal 58:59 Coincidence Callers 01:03:57 Wrap Up And Goodbye

We tried to be wholesome for Pink Shirt Day, but it quickly devolved into Clint insulting Meg and Dan being compared to a 65-year-old movie villain. Throw in a stylist roasting Dan’s "naked piglet" shirt and a very awkward round of "Guess the Fart," and you’ve got a classic office spiral. You aren’t ready for this one. 00:00 – The "stupidest noise" stitch-up and the oily duck debate. 01:30 – Pink Shirt Day: Trying (and failing) to do a "nice" Pass the Mic. 03:15 – Dan’s "glow-up" or "illness recovery" look? 04:50 – The Holes comparison: Does Dan look like Jon Voight? 06:45 – Clint’s secret mustache hack: Using mascara to hide the grays. 08:20 – Meg’s "hard worker" reputation vs. her "whinging" reality. 10:10 – Stylist Georgette drops in to roast Dan’s "naked piglet" peach shirt. 12:30 – AI vs. Professional color analysis. 14:00 – The ultimate shame: "Guess the Fart" in front of a guest.

It’s Friday on The Edge with Clint, Meg and Dan as they celebrate Pink Shirt Day, debate Dan’s “peach” shirt, and share stories about invite-list snubs. They run a Blues-themed “More or Less” game ahead of interviewing Blues players Patrick Tuipulotu and Dalton Papali’i, who later help choose a Take the Edge Off winner. Dr. Helena Teede explains the renaming of PCOS to PMOS and why it matters for diagnosis and care. The show also covers celebrity scandal headlines, first caller weekend plans, dating at concerts, reviving make-out sessions without sex, “Dan’s diary,” and funny late-in-life discoveries. 00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter 00:42 Pink Shirt Day Debate 04:51 More Or Less Blues Quiz 08:09 Cute Kid Mispronunciations 08:48 Scandal Headlines 10:17 First Caller Weekend Plans 14:36 Naughty 6:40 Makeout Rules 19:09 Take The Edge Off Winner 22:31 Niall Horan Wedding Scoop 27:40 Snubbed Invite List Calls 32:28 More Scandal Clips 34:07 PCOS Renamed PMOS 38:05 PMOS Symptoms Explained 40:33 Employee Of The Week 44:12 Take The Edge Off Call 48:05 Dans Diary Returns 52:25 Adult Realizations Calls 57:20 Pink Shirt Day Reflection 01:02:25 Blues Players In Studio 01:06:27 Wrap

I’m genuinely worried about Clint. He’s trying to “science” his way into his wife’s pants with a mid-morning text, so we put it to the test live on air. Let’s just say Meg’s husband had a very… efficient response. You aren't ready for the "helicopter" analogy—it’s pure chaos. 00:00 – The merch competition update: Who’s left in the mixer? 01:15 – Portugal, Pele, and a very awkward racial blunder. 02:20 – "The Text That Gets Sex": Clint’s morning experiment. 04:30 – Meg texts her husband "Let’s pleasure each other tonight." 06:05 – The Helicopter Analogy: Dan and Clint get graphic. 08:50 – AI Dilemma: Would you opt-in to "Truth Link"? 10:45 – Dan uses his "filter" (and then immediately breaks it). 12:10 – The verdict on Meg's husband's response.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the show with their “take the edge off” cash giveaways and chat about Spotify turning 20 and revealing listeners’ all-time top songs. Dan shares an embarrassing park encounter while packing up his remote-control car, and the team surprises night-shift security guard Richie with a $500 Woolworths voucher via the Boost button. They discuss Meg’s on-air swearing slip during a segment about the Broadcasting Standards Authority, then open the phones for stories about horrible teachers. More listeners win money for bills and groceries, and the hosts react to a news story about a Pak’nSave Lotto worker being let go after 30 years with minimal notice. The episode includes Dan’s diary, a call to his friend Chris, pay-rise advice from a SEEK career coach, and the team’s and listeners’ most-played Spotify songs. 00:00 Show Kickoff 01:33 Dan Remote Car Cringe 05:51 First Call of the day 09:53 Scandal 12:17 Naughty 6:40 16:43 Worst Teachers Stories 26:52 Take The Edge Off Winner 29:36 Years of Service Gifts 37:31 Boomer Book Takes 42:17 Pay Rise Expert Tips 46:45 Listener Negotiation Stories 49:43 Take The Edge Off Call 52:21 Dans Diary Confession 56:23 Calling Chris In New York 59:33 Spotify 20 Wrapped 01:03:54 Listeners Top Songs 01:08:19 Niall Horan Wedding Slip 01:11:30 Wrap Up And Goodbye

We’re diving into absolute chaos today after Meg decides Clint needs a "sexy" emo makeover with a brown eyeliner pen. Honestly, he looks less like Johnny Depp and more like a pirate who’s had a very rough night at sea. But the real drama starts when we unpack the mystery of a certain handprint left on a steamy shower glass—Dan, we all saw the demonstration, and the glove definitely fits! You’re not ready for how fast this one goes off the rails. 00:00 – The "Hostess with the Mostess" and 5:30 AM face problems. 01:05 – Clint’s emo makeover: The eyeliner incident. 03:15 – Dan’s "Foundation" fears and the Peking Duk connection. 04:50 – Meg’s "Everything Shower" and those niche shower steamers. 05:40 – The Mystery of the Shower Handprint: Dan gets exposed. 08:00 – Headstone Quotes: Clint’s "arrogant" legacy. 10:15 – ChatGPT tries (and fails) to write Meg’s respectful eulogy. 12:30 – "Dan Wobby" and the iPad grave idea.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off early with chat about Kiwi F1 driver Liam Lawson, then debate whether strangers should touch a baby after an elderly woman squeezes Millie’s cheeks. They hear from John, a protectional personnel officer who has worked for Celine Dion, and share scandal stories including Rod Stewart calling Donald Trump a “rat bag.” The team plays “More or Less” one-hit-wonder streams, argues whether using Farmers cologne testers daily is naughty or smart, and tries to investigate Dunedin’s St Clair Beach shark closures. They give away cash and massages on “Take the Edge Off,” discuss bizarre thefts (including stolen ashes), riff on couples being opposites, read Dan’s Diary, and rank Adam Sandler, Trump and Madonna on the A‑Lister List. 00:00 Early Morning Banter 02:18 Strangers Touching Babies 06:15 First Call of the day 11:22 Celebrity Scandal Bits 13:51 More Or Less Game 22:10 Small Town News 25:32 Take the edge off winner 29:09 Weird Things Thieves Take 36:00 BSA Scrapped 37:45 Royal Rat Bag 39:08 Creche Driveway Drama 43:47 Opposites Attract 51:01 Take the edge off winner 53:50 Dans Diary Roast 58:52 Biscuit Debate Spiral 01:02:33 A Lister List 01:10:56 Wrap Up Outro

Clint’s algorithm has spoken and he’s ready to sell everything and move to Guatemala for a grand a month. We’re not sure if he’s actually leaving or if he’s just had enough of Meg calling Tom Hanks “Robert Gump,” but the wheels officially fall off when we try to imagine the show without him. Spoiler: Dan as an anchor is a total car crash you have to hear to believe. 0:00 - Meg’s Tuatara struggle 2:30 - The "Ata mārie" vs. "Mōrena" debate 4:45 - Robert Gump & Meg’s movie fails 6:30 - Dan’s $200 secret RC car tires 9:15 - The danger of "Elephant Gifts" 11:00 - The crew’s 3 favorite things 14:30 - Clint’s Guatemala escape plan 16:00 - Dan tries to anchor the show (and fails)

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with jokes and a wild Port Douglas hotel review before playing “More or Less” on global tech sales. They chat with Michelle, a site supervisor, then debate clickbait “daily sex” studies and take listener calls. The team “Take the Edge Off My Life” by helping Crystal with a $400 power/internet bill as she cares for her terminally ill husband, and later helps Lucy with ferry costs for a fresh start in Christchurch. Clint interviews The Inspired Unemployed about their Kathmandu puffer collab and COVID rise, they debate leaving concerts early, propose new faces for NZ currency, read Dan’s teenage diary about youth group antics, play Roll Call Roulette, promote Pink Shirt Day, and “catch a cheater” over a Kmart trolley text. 00:44 Port Douglas Review 02:42 More Or Less Tech 06:18 Pop Culture Scandal 08:09 First Call Michelle 12:12 Naughty 6:40 19:12 Take The Edge Off 22:36 Inspired Unemployed Chat 26:58 Leaving Concerts Early 35:33 Currency Face Swap 44:03 Take The Edge Off Winner 48:16 Dans Diary Youth Group 51:55 Youth Group Scandals 55:54 Roll Call Roulette 01:00:21 Celebrity Sightings Call 01:04:11 Pink Shirt Day Talk 01:07:18 To Catch A Cheater 01:10:09 Wrap Up And Outro

We’re spiraling over what our lives are actually worth. Would you shave a year off your clock for a million bucks? Clint’s got a specific "retirement" number that’s borderline offensive, Dan’s planning his life as a dangerous billionaire, and we unpack an influencer’s absolute DM meltdown. It gets deep, messy, and very expensive. 00:00 – The $1 Million button: Trading life for cash 01:50 – Clint’s weird premonition about dying at 62 03:05 – Dan’s toast break and the $10 Million "Job Quitting" number 04:25 – The Teleportation Gamble: Instant death or $10 Million? 05:50 – Dan’s secret spot in the Kaimai Ranges 07:45 – If Dan was a billionaire: Paying Meg to fart in the boss’s face 09:30 – James Charles' influencer meltdown: "No bitch, get a job" 11:55 – Clint’s sponsor child Ali-Ali Jumma and the "Goat" charity gift

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with their first take the edge off call that pays for Natalie’s daughter’s $325 ball dress. They unpack Mother’s Day expectations and share hall of fame/shame stories, then debate a study claiming the average time a man lasts in bed is 16 minutes, with a lesbian caller saying sessions can last hours. Jack Tame joins to discuss his TV special “You, Me and Aussie” about whether moving to Australia is worth it, followed by listeners who moved and returned. The team covers Rihanna’s kids’ scribble tattoo, listeners’ regrettable tattoos, an AMA with Summer Roberts about gigantomastia and we get the latest episode of Dans Diary 02:01 Mothers Day Chaos 05:33 Scandal Headlines 07:13 First Call of the day 10:57 Naughty 6:40 18:58 Take The Edge Off Call 21:07 Jack Tame talks "You me and Aussie" TV special 25:12 Aussie Move Regrets 30:09 Rihanna's new tattoo 33:29 Tattoo regrets 38:27 Gigantomastia AMA with Summer Roberts 42:21 Big Boob Problems 45:09 Dans Diary 47:53 Attenborough Turns 100 51:45 Are you the black sheep of your family? 56:47 Mothers Day hall of fame or shame 01:04:07 Met Gala Bicker 01:07:20 Wrap Up And Goodbye

We kicked things off with a massive announcement that Westlife is officially heading to New Zealand next July. This sparked a heated debate about when the "birthday weekend" actually happens if your big day falls on a Wednesday. Meg is convinced you have to celebrate the weekend after because you aren't actually the new age yet, while the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to stretch the party for as long as possible. Things took a turn for the weird when Meg dug up an old article from when she was 25 where she claimed she was "sick" of Taylor Swift. She barely recognised her own voice or her face from back then, let alone her taste in music. Clint chimed in saying he still sees the same guy inside himself, even if that guy is prone to some pretty questionable life choices. Speaking of questionable choices, Clint finally shared the full story of his infamous wedding haka. He was the celebrant for the ceremony but ended up shirtless on the transport bus at the end of the night, performing for a group of Australians who had never seen a haka in person. The cringe was real as he described the sober bride watching from the front of the bus while he gave it his absolute all. To finish us off, we entered a bizarre competition over who produces the most saliva. Dan claims he has a "regular swallowing system," but the audio evidence of everyone trying to spit on command says otherwise. It got messy, it got brown (thanks to Meg’s coffee), and it’s definitely something you’ll have to hear to believe.