Dom, Meg & Randell Catchup Podcast - The Edge

We completely lost our minds this morning over a wild hypothetical game called 'The Memory Trade'. Imagine being offered the chance to instantly become world-class at absolutely any skill you want—but the catch is you have to completely erase one whole year of your past memories. Wait until you hear the year Dan chose to throw away and the shockingly accurate secret talent Clinton wants in return. Hit play and join the group chat before it’s too late! 00:00 – The team breaks the search engines looking for a very niche adult podcast. 00:46 – A pitch to get Julie, Philippa, and Christine to host a mums-only breakfast show. 01:14 – Why there are no all-female radio shows and the secret behind successful podcasts. 01:51 – Meg introduces 'The Memory Trade' and Dan immediately stops listening. 02:44 – Dan chooses which year of his life he wants to completely erase. 03:22 – Dan reveals his ultimate driving skill fantasy (featuring Lightning McQueen). 04:12 – Clint breaks down his ultimate bedroom skill trade-off. 04:54 – Dan outlines his highly illegal, chaotic plan to join a Formula 1 team. 05:54 – Clint shows off his celebrity impression skills until Meg walks out.

Clint, Meg and Dan tease an embargoed tour announcement, chat a stacked NZ concert calendar, and Clint reveals a new Japan-inspired tattoo. In “More or Less,” they compare Spotify streams for solo artists versus their former bands (including Beyoncé/Destiny’s Child and Harry Styles/One Direction). Scandal headlines cover Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell praising Harry Styles, plus Niall Horan on the 1D group chat. Listeners win giveaways, discuss holiday-ruining mishaps, and try cracking the Neutrogena vault. The big reveal: Post Malone returns to New Zealand (21 Oct). The episode also features Dan’s Diary, tattoo regret calls, and a debate about nurses being the biggest partiers. 00:00 Morning Show Kickoff 01:34 Clints New Tattoo Story 02:24 Japan Trip Inspiration 04:17 More or Less Streams 07:31 Scandal Headlines 10:13 First Caller Nikki 13:05 Enhanced Games Madness 17:47 Overthinkers Podcast Plug 20:38 Take The Edge Off Call 22:52 Holiday Ruined Stories 34:20 Off Campus hype 38:08 In Laws watch fails 38:47 Scandal headlines 27:01 Neutrogena vault guess 43:13 Wedding surname games 49:58 Post Malone announced 52:21 Take The Edge Off win 54:04 Hit the spot tease 55:37 Dans Diary chaos 59:37 Tattoo regret hotline 01:03:41 Nurses party stereotype 01:10:05 Enhanced Games tease

We went from zero to one hundred way too fast today. It all started with a simple country elimination and somehow devolved into whether Dan got drooled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo—or if it was something way worse. You are absolutely not ready for the rabbit hole we fell down trying to figure out if you can tell the difference between tiger spit and tiger jiz. To settle a separate argument about what a "chuff" actually is, we even ended up asking a medical expert a very questionable question. Plus, we put ourselves through a hypothetical lie detector test to find out if we're actually cool. 00:00 - Whipping out France from the country jar. 00:30 - The surprisingly real history of French kissing. 01:13 - Dan gets dribbled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo. 01:34 - The great tiger jiz vs. tiger saliva debate. 02:27 - What on earth is a chuff? (Spoiler: It has a lot of definitions). 03:10 - Can you get pregnant from anal sex? We ask a medical expert. 04:00 - The lie detector test: Are we actually cool? 05:15 - Meg's drumming skills and embarrassing BP moments. 06:12 - Why does Dan bounce when he walks and does Meg waddle?

On the Clint, Meg, and Dan Podcast, the team kicks off with talk of a 90s band quitting after 30 years, Clint’s tattoo update and marriage negotiations, and a “more or less” game comparing celebrity net worths. Scandal includes Phineas on writing for Billie Eilish and Paul Rudd’s teenage arrest story. They award “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash to help fund a daughter’s Waka Ama worlds trip, but another caller misses out by not answering. A viral bridesmaid who split her dress leads to a debate about whether physiotherapists can do the worm. They share bizarre ways people caught partners cheating, read Dan’s diary about selling found magazines, hear high school hustles, and finish with “Cart Busters” judging listeners’ online shopping carts. 01:10 Tattoo Marriage Drama 03:21 More Or Less Net Worths 07:26 Scandal Headlines 09:05 First Call Bex Update 13:08 Naughty 640 16:31 Take The Edge Off 19:14 Physios And The Worm 27:37 Neutrogena Vault Guess 28:55 Prize Numbers Update 29:36 Cheaters Busted 33:18 Listener Cheater Stories 38:15 Take The Edge Call Fail 40:30 Dans Diary Bin Hustle 43:40 High School Hustlers 50:06 Cart Busters

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with banter about holidays and tech-challenged parents, including a caller whose mum brought an Apple Watch with the screen hanging off. They play More or Less on extreme city temperatures, share scandal about AI writing and a young actress leaving the HBO Harry Potter series after season one, and discuss a reported leak of Pornhub Premium user data. The team fails to reach a Take the Edge Off My Life winner, then swap stories about broken items “hanging by a thread” and the habit of filling online carts without buying. They try cracking the Neutrogena vault code, talk early job quitters, read Dan’s teen diary, interview viral bridesmaid Georgie Bell about her dress ripping during a worm, and debate A-lister list rankings for Brendan Fraser, Dave Grohl and Snoop Dogg. 00:00 Cold Open and Welcome 02:00 Zoo Animal Naming Update 03:51 Wiggles Tickets and Mum Math 06:53 Boomers vs Tech Callers 10:01 More or Less Weather Quiz 16:28 Naughty 640 20:27 Love on the Spectrum Talent 24:01 Take the Edge Off Calls 27:52 Hanging On By a Thread Hacks 35:38 Play Shopping Confessions 36:24 Abandoned Cart Confessions 37:59 Caller Cart Addiction 39:52 Discount Code Hack 40:38 Neutrogena Vault Challenge 42:51 Ginny Weasley Quits 46:53 Early Quitter Stories 52:03 Dan's Diary Readout 56:00 Viral Wedding Worm 01:06:09 A Lister Rankings

Meg kicks things off with an absolute health anxiety crisis after her doctor dropped a casual "can't rule it out" bomb about a bump on her nose. Then things get totally unhinged as Dan reveals his wife has him insured for a casual $900k—making us genuinely concerned she’s going to push him down the stairs—and Clint literally loses his entire house to Meg over a basic geography debate. You’re not ready for this level of chaos, mate. [00:00] Meg’s "it's not cancer" doctor visit [02:30] Dan's suspicious $900k insurance policy [04:47] Exposing Ash London’s legendary studio air purifier drama [06:05] The great geography debate [08:34] Is Meg actually smart?

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday chatting Auckland FC reaching the grand final, the Warriors’ big win, and a zoo visit where Clint’s son names Meg after an orangutan. They share entertainment “scandal” updates, take calls from April about appearing on Face the Music, and debate when it’s fair for a coach to give their own child player of the day. The “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash callout fails when Shane answers wrong, then Crystal wins. They read Dan’s diary entries, discuss late-in-life realizations and coincidences, cross to Sven at Eurovision, and run the Neutrogena Vault pin-guessing competition. 00:00 Morning Show Kickoff 01:58 Zoo Naming Roast 05:36 Pop Culture Scandal 06:54 First Call of the day 10:20 Naughty 6:40 Coaching 18:57 Shane Misses Call 20:58 Late Life Realizations 28:31 Eurovision With Sven 31:14 Eurovision Chaos Recap 32:30 Neutrogena Vault Challenge 35:20 Songs Ruined By Lyrics 41:01 Listener Song Pet Peeves 42:50 Take The Edge Off Win 46:19 Dan's Diary 49:29 News Radar Spies 53:33 Warriors Injury Scandal 58:59 Coincidence Callers 01:03:57 Wrap Up And Goodbye

We tried to be wholesome for Pink Shirt Day, but it quickly devolved into Clint insulting Meg and Dan being compared to a 65-year-old movie villain. Throw in a stylist roasting Dan’s "naked piglet" shirt and a very awkward round of "Guess the Fart," and you’ve got a classic office spiral. You aren’t ready for this one. 00:00 – The "stupidest noise" stitch-up and the oily duck debate. 01:30 – Pink Shirt Day: Trying (and failing) to do a "nice" Pass the Mic. 03:15 – Dan’s "glow-up" or "illness recovery" look? 04:50 – The Holes comparison: Does Dan look like Jon Voight? 06:45 – Clint’s secret mustache hack: Using mascara to hide the grays. 08:20 – Meg’s "hard worker" reputation vs. her "whinging" reality. 10:10 – Stylist Georgette drops in to roast Dan’s "naked piglet" peach shirt. 12:30 – AI vs. Professional color analysis. 14:00 – The ultimate shame: "Guess the Fart" in front of a guest.

It’s Friday on The Edge with Clint, Meg and Dan as they celebrate Pink Shirt Day, debate Dan’s “peach” shirt, and share stories about invite-list snubs. They run a Blues-themed “More or Less” game ahead of interviewing Blues players Patrick Tuipulotu and Dalton Papali’i, who later help choose a Take the Edge Off winner. Dr. Helena Teede explains the renaming of PCOS to PMOS and why it matters for diagnosis and care. The show also covers celebrity scandal headlines, first caller weekend plans, dating at concerts, reviving make-out sessions without sex, “Dan’s diary,” and funny late-in-life discoveries. 00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter 00:42 Pink Shirt Day Debate 04:51 More Or Less Blues Quiz 08:09 Cute Kid Mispronunciations 08:48 Scandal Headlines 10:17 First Caller Weekend Plans 14:36 Naughty 6:40 Makeout Rules 19:09 Take The Edge Off Winner 22:31 Niall Horan Wedding Scoop 27:40 Snubbed Invite List Calls 32:28 More Scandal Clips 34:07 PCOS Renamed PMOS 38:05 PMOS Symptoms Explained 40:33 Employee Of The Week 44:12 Take The Edge Off Call 48:05 Dans Diary Returns 52:25 Adult Realizations Calls 57:20 Pink Shirt Day Reflection 01:02:25 Blues Players In Studio 01:06:27 Wrap

I’m genuinely worried about Clint. He’s trying to “science” his way into his wife’s pants with a mid-morning text, so we put it to the test live on air. Let’s just say Meg’s husband had a very… efficient response. You aren't ready for the "helicopter" analogy—it’s pure chaos. 00:00 – The merch competition update: Who’s left in the mixer? 01:15 – Portugal, Pele, and a very awkward racial blunder. 02:20 – "The Text That Gets Sex": Clint’s morning experiment. 04:30 – Meg texts her husband "Let’s pleasure each other tonight." 06:05 – The Helicopter Analogy: Dan and Clint get graphic. 08:50 – AI Dilemma: Would you opt-in to "Truth Link"? 10:45 – Dan uses his "filter" (and then immediately breaks it). 12:10 – The verdict on Meg's husband's response.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the show with their “take the edge off” cash giveaways and chat about Spotify turning 20 and revealing listeners’ all-time top songs. Dan shares an embarrassing park encounter while packing up his remote-control car, and the team surprises night-shift security guard Richie with a $500 Woolworths voucher via the Boost button. They discuss Meg’s on-air swearing slip during a segment about the Broadcasting Standards Authority, then open the phones for stories about horrible teachers. More listeners win money for bills and groceries, and the hosts react to a news story about a Pak’nSave Lotto worker being let go after 30 years with minimal notice. The episode includes Dan’s diary, a call to his friend Chris, pay-rise advice from a SEEK career coach, and the team’s and listeners’ most-played Spotify songs. 00:00 Show Kickoff 01:33 Dan Remote Car Cringe 05:51 First Call of the day 09:53 Scandal 12:17 Naughty 6:40 16:43 Worst Teachers Stories 26:52 Take The Edge Off Winner 29:36 Years of Service Gifts 37:31 Boomer Book Takes 42:17 Pay Rise Expert Tips 46:45 Listener Negotiation Stories 49:43 Take The Edge Off Call 52:21 Dans Diary Confession 56:23 Calling Chris In New York 59:33 Spotify 20 Wrapped 01:03:54 Listeners Top Songs 01:08:19 Niall Horan Wedding Slip 01:11:30 Wrap Up And Goodbye

We’re diving into absolute chaos today after Meg decides Clint needs a "sexy" emo makeover with a brown eyeliner pen. Honestly, he looks less like Johnny Depp and more like a pirate who’s had a very rough night at sea. But the real drama starts when we unpack the mystery of a certain handprint left on a steamy shower glass—Dan, we all saw the demonstration, and the glove definitely fits! You’re not ready for how fast this one goes off the rails. 00:00 – The "Hostess with the Mostess" and 5:30 AM face problems. 01:05 – Clint’s emo makeover: The eyeliner incident. 03:15 – Dan’s "Foundation" fears and the Peking Duk connection. 04:50 – Meg’s "Everything Shower" and those niche shower steamers. 05:40 – The Mystery of the Shower Handprint: Dan gets exposed. 08:00 – Headstone Quotes: Clint’s "arrogant" legacy. 10:15 – ChatGPT tries (and fails) to write Meg’s respectful eulogy. 12:30 – "Dan Wobby" and the iPad grave idea.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off early with chat about Kiwi F1 driver Liam Lawson, then debate whether strangers should touch a baby after an elderly woman squeezes Millie’s cheeks. They hear from John, a protectional personnel officer who has worked for Celine Dion, and share scandal stories including Rod Stewart calling Donald Trump a “rat bag.” The team plays “More or Less” one-hit-wonder streams, argues whether using Farmers cologne testers daily is naughty or smart, and tries to investigate Dunedin’s St Clair Beach shark closures. They give away cash and massages on “Take the Edge Off,” discuss bizarre thefts (including stolen ashes), riff on couples being opposites, read Dan’s Diary, and rank Adam Sandler, Trump and Madonna on the A‑Lister List. 00:00 Early Morning Banter 02:18 Strangers Touching Babies 06:15 First Call of the day 11:22 Celebrity Scandal Bits 13:51 More Or Less Game 22:10 Small Town News 25:32 Take the edge off winner 29:09 Weird Things Thieves Take 36:00 BSA Scrapped 37:45 Royal Rat Bag 39:08 Creche Driveway Drama 43:47 Opposites Attract 51:01 Take the edge off winner 53:50 Dans Diary Roast 58:52 Biscuit Debate Spiral 01:02:33 A Lister List 01:10:56 Wrap Up Outro

Clint’s algorithm has spoken and he’s ready to sell everything and move to Guatemala for a grand a month. We’re not sure if he’s actually leaving or if he’s just had enough of Meg calling Tom Hanks “Robert Gump,” but the wheels officially fall off when we try to imagine the show without him. Spoiler: Dan as an anchor is a total car crash you have to hear to believe. 0:00 - Meg’s Tuatara struggle 2:30 - The "Ata mārie" vs. "Mōrena" debate 4:45 - Robert Gump & Meg’s movie fails 6:30 - Dan’s $200 secret RC car tires 9:15 - The danger of "Elephant Gifts" 11:00 - The crew’s 3 favorite things 14:30 - Clint’s Guatemala escape plan 16:00 - Dan tries to anchor the show (and fails)

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with jokes and a wild Port Douglas hotel review before playing “More or Less” on global tech sales. They chat with Michelle, a site supervisor, then debate clickbait “daily sex” studies and take listener calls. The team “Take the Edge Off My Life” by helping Crystal with a $400 power/internet bill as she cares for her terminally ill husband, and later helps Lucy with ferry costs for a fresh start in Christchurch. Clint interviews The Inspired Unemployed about their Kathmandu puffer collab and COVID rise, they debate leaving concerts early, propose new faces for NZ currency, read Dan’s teenage diary about youth group antics, play Roll Call Roulette, promote Pink Shirt Day, and “catch a cheater” over a Kmart trolley text. 00:44 Port Douglas Review 02:42 More Or Less Tech 06:18 Pop Culture Scandal 08:09 First Call Michelle 12:12 Naughty 6:40 19:12 Take The Edge Off 22:36 Inspired Unemployed Chat 26:58 Leaving Concerts Early 35:33 Currency Face Swap 44:03 Take The Edge Off Winner 48:16 Dans Diary Youth Group 51:55 Youth Group Scandals 55:54 Roll Call Roulette 01:00:21 Celebrity Sightings Call 01:04:11 Pink Shirt Day Talk 01:07:18 To Catch A Cheater 01:10:09 Wrap Up And Outro

We’re spiraling over what our lives are actually worth. Would you shave a year off your clock for a million bucks? Clint’s got a specific "retirement" number that’s borderline offensive, Dan’s planning his life as a dangerous billionaire, and we unpack an influencer’s absolute DM meltdown. It gets deep, messy, and very expensive. 00:00 – The $1 Million button: Trading life for cash 01:50 – Clint’s weird premonition about dying at 62 03:05 – Dan’s toast break and the $10 Million "Job Quitting" number 04:25 – The Teleportation Gamble: Instant death or $10 Million? 05:50 – Dan’s secret spot in the Kaimai Ranges 07:45 – If Dan was a billionaire: Paying Meg to fart in the boss’s face 09:30 – James Charles' influencer meltdown: "No bitch, get a job" 11:55 – Clint’s sponsor child Ali-Ali Jumma and the "Goat" charity gift

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with their first take the edge off call that pays for Natalie’s daughter’s $325 ball dress. They unpack Mother’s Day expectations and share hall of fame/shame stories, then debate a study claiming the average time a man lasts in bed is 16 minutes, with a lesbian caller saying sessions can last hours. Jack Tame joins to discuss his TV special “You, Me and Aussie” about whether moving to Australia is worth it, followed by listeners who moved and returned. The team covers Rihanna’s kids’ scribble tattoo, listeners’ regrettable tattoos, an AMA with Summer Roberts about gigantomastia and we get the latest episode of Dans Diary 02:01 Mothers Day Chaos 05:33 Scandal Headlines 07:13 First Call of the day 10:57 Naughty 6:40 18:58 Take The Edge Off Call 21:07 Jack Tame talks "You me and Aussie" TV special 25:12 Aussie Move Regrets 30:09 Rihanna's new tattoo 33:29 Tattoo regrets 38:27 Gigantomastia AMA with Summer Roberts 42:21 Big Boob Problems 45:09 Dans Diary 47:53 Attenborough Turns 100 51:45 Are you the black sheep of your family? 56:47 Mothers Day hall of fame or shame 01:04:07 Met Gala Bicker 01:07:20 Wrap Up And Goodbye

We kicked things off with a massive announcement that Westlife is officially heading to New Zealand next July. This sparked a heated debate about when the "birthday weekend" actually happens if your big day falls on a Wednesday. Meg is convinced you have to celebrate the weekend after because you aren't actually the new age yet, while the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to stretch the party for as long as possible. Things took a turn for the weird when Meg dug up an old article from when she was 25 where she claimed she was "sick" of Taylor Swift. She barely recognised her own voice or her face from back then, let alone her taste in music. Clint chimed in saying he still sees the same guy inside himself, even if that guy is prone to some pretty questionable life choices. Speaking of questionable choices, Clint finally shared the full story of his infamous wedding haka. He was the celebrant for the ceremony but ended up shirtless on the transport bus at the end of the night, performing for a group of Australians who had never seen a haka in person. The cringe was real as he described the sober bride watching from the front of the bus while he gave it his absolute all. To finish us off, we entered a bizarre competition over who produces the most saliva. Dan claims he has a "regular swallowing system," but the audio evidence of everyone trying to spit on command says otherwise. It got messy, it got brown (thanks to Meg’s coffee), and it’s definitely something you’ll have to hear to believe.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with headphone drama and banter, then Dan recounts taking his son to Auckland Zoo, getting dripped on by a tiger and embarrassing himself climbing up a slide rescue. They celebrate David Attenborough turning 100, chat to long-time listeners who are truck drivers, and bring back “Hit The Spot” with Dan attempting Mumford & Sons for a Mother’s Day tie-in. The team plays a Mother’s Day trivia game, talks weekend sport with Laura McGoldrick, and Dan fails to convince a Canterbury mechanic to support the Blues. The team see who is Employee of the Week, Scandal includes KJ Apa and Kevin Hart, and Fire Chief Dave Phillips discusses underfunding and breakdowns in NZ Fire Service. They debate “hot or not” hobbies, award a Mother’s Day prize to Lisa, and Meg shares a chaotic bean-and-salad disaster day. 00:00 Unhinged Show Intro 01:51 Zoo Trip and Tiger Juice 02:57 Slide Rescue Disaster 04:51 Attenborough Turns 100 06:14 First Calls and Truck Talk 09:59 Hit The Spot Practice Run 13:44 Mothers Day Quiz Game 17:13 Laura McGoldrick Sports Preview 22:16 Who Dares Blues Pledge Prank 25:22 Employee of the Week Roast 29:26 Scandal Headlines Roundup 30:45 Fire Service Funding Crisis 34:45 Hot Or Not Hobbies 40:17 Listener Hobbies Hotline 44:49 Hit The Spot Mothers Day 47:49 Mothers Day Letter Surprise 52:11 Meg Worst Day Ever 01:01:11 Burnt Toast Theory Wrap 01:02:31 Final Sign Off

We’ve spiraled into chaos today, from debating if our boss is "hot" to Dan reliving a "stiffy webby" trauma involving Speedos and Roman Jandals. Plus, Clint’s 9-year-old is juggling three crushes, and we’re trying to figure out if being "honest and plain" is actually a compliment. 00:00 – Hot Chocolate Energy and the "Hot Boss" debate. 02:08 – The Cute, Funny, Sexy, Smart game (and why Dan is "Plain"). 04:36 – Clint’s 9-year-old son is a total player. 06:50 – Dan’s Speedos and the "Stiffy Webby" core memory. 08:15 – The Roman Jandal escape and "Lymph Node" flirting.

Today the team jokes about Clint’s holidays and Dan nearly committing to a boys’ trip to Bali, then Clint shares how he’s navigating his nine-year-old son’s secret crushes. They take calls, including Shansea on moving in with her partner and working as a rural service-station barista. Scandal headlines cover Harry Styles’ next single and Hayden Panettiere coming out as bisexual. The show plays “More or Less” with exercise world records, discusses reports on Australian drug spending, potential fireworks bans, and stress caused by clutter with psychologist Kirsty Ross. A Mother’s Day giveaway moves listeners to tears, Dan reads an old diary entry from a careers expo, the team swaps courier “walked in on” stories, we tease “Hit The Spot,” read “Books by Boomers,” and hear from callers missing body parts. 00:00 Morning Banter Begins 00:31 Holiday Plans Talk 01:46 Today Show Tease 02:13 Nine Year Old Dating 07:11 First Caller Shancy 11:05 Scandal Headlines Roundup 12:47 More Or Less Game 16:56 News Radar Stories 20:39 Kirsty Ross stress advice 25:46 Mothers Day Surprise Call 30:49 Dans Diary Returns 33:51 Afternoon Delight 37:55 Courier Confessions 42:46 Hit The Spot Returns 50:04 Books By Boomers 55:02 Missing Body Parts Game 01:02:13 Wrap Up And Sign Off

We’re debating whether a massive bank account can actually make a “minger” hot. Clint and Dan are convinced wealth is the ultimate glow-up, but I’m not sold—until we call my husband, Guy, and he admits my "provider" status is a major turn-on. Plus, we dive into the Darwin Awards and the tragic guy who got stuck inside a decorative dinosaur. You aren't ready for this one. 00:00 – Feeling "rinsed" after a long morning. 01:50 – The Darwin Awards: The elevator wheelchair incident. 02:50 – The Ice Bucket Challenge gone wrong with a heavy digger. 03:34 – People jumping on a WWII landmine for fun. 05:05 – The tragic "Dinosaur Statue" phone retrieval. 05:55 – The Big Debate: Does a $17 million salary make you a 10/10? 07:45 – Calling Guy: Is Meg more attractive because she's a "provider"? 10:40 – The "Sugar Mamma" realization. 12:20 – Money vs. Aesthetics: The Kendall Jenner effect. 14:00 – The Susan Boyle hypothetical.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday chatting about Dans awkward dream about frostbite. They interview Jaz Thornton about her Sky Open/Neon docuseries Stalked, her real-life stalking experience, and New Zealand’s new anti-stalking law taking effect May 26. The team covers pop culture from the Met Gala and sparks a “Naughty 6:40” debate on whether Harry Styles or Channing Tatum would be better in bed. Listeners call in with family bombshells, and Lucy surprises her mum Phaedra with a $1,000 Prezzy Card and a $500 restaurant voucher. They also track down mountaineer Mark Inglis to debunk a Dan’s Diary rumor, promote The Kindness Collective PJ Project, and take calls on losing money and roll-call topics. 00:00 Morning Show Kickoff 01:36 Coffee Catch Up Chaos 04:40 Stalked Docuseries Interview 08:20 Met Gala Scandal Roundup 10:54 First Call of the day 14:34 Naughty 6:40 Debate 21:30 Listener Family Secrets 30:37 Mark Inglis Backstory 33:28 Mothers Day Surprise Call 38:17 Wrexham Promotion Heartbreak 41:34 Dumb Ways To Lose Cash 46:41 Diary Rumor Returns 49:56 Calling Mark Live 54:43 Pajama Project Appeal 59:40 Roll Call Roulette 01:07:26 Wrap And Sign Off

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with Mother’s Day giveaways, Met Gala talk and a luxury fashion price-guessing game. They cover Scandal headlines including Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden’s third child, then discuss a rare comet visible in NZ and bring in resident psychic Linda for readings. Dan’s diary sparks “Ouch My Privates” stories and a plan to track down a mountaineer rumour. The team tests Life360 tracking and listeners share shocking DNA and divorce discoveries. Meg gets a strange ZORB email, the A-List game debates Oprah, Charlie Sheen and Lamar Odom, They relive Dan being roasted by a kid, and Harrison exits Celebrity Treasure Island 00:00 Podcast Kickoff 02:22 Met Gala Talk 03:44 Luxury Price Game 07:43 Scandal Headlines 08:54 First Time Caller 13:01 Rare Comet Sighting 17:22 Psychic Linda Reads 21:46 Everest Frostbite Mystery 27:10 Ouch My Privates 32:05 Tracking Each Other 38:25 Secrets You Shouldn’t Know 42:10 DNA Shocks and Family Truths 44:53 The Zorb Email 47:46 A List 55:34 Mother’s Day Surprise Call 01:00:22 Roasted by a Kid 01:08:24 Celebrity Treasure Island Exit 01:13:38 Wrap Up and Sign Off

We’re downing McDonald’s pickle juice for "medical reasons" and it’s every bit as chaotic as it sounds. Things take a real turn when Dan opens up about his solo mum, leading to a heartfelt moment that’ll actually make you tear up. We wrap it all up with a bizarre deep dive into what life would be like if we all had video-game stats floating above our heads. 01:30 – Tasting the McDonald’s Pickle Juice Relief Tonic 07:45 – Is pickle juice the secret to period pain relief? 07:45 – Dan’s "male equivalent" of a period: The first pube 10:00 – Would you keep your kid's teeth as jewellery? 12:30 – Clint’s emotional message and the power of a good dad 15:00 – Shout out to the solo parents (and the "effectively solo" ones) 18:15 – The Hypothetical: What life stat do you want to see above people's heads? 20:45 – Dan’s obsession with a "bathroom urgency" meter

We’re going deep today, and honestly, things get heavy fast. Dan opens up about the one thing he wishes he could change—his relationship with his dad—and there wasn't a dry eye in the studio. But because we physically can’t stay serious for long, we’re also debating the physics of "Guess the Fart" and why Clint spent five years of his youth avoiding home base. It’s a lot, so buckle in 0:00 – Is Dan actually getting fired? 4:05 – The "rug pull" of maternity leave 8:20 – Meg’s YouTube fame & uni regrets 12:15 – Clint’s legendary five-year "streak" 15:40 – The dad Dan never had 21:50 – "Guess the Fart" drama

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a Monday show promoting a Mother’s Day giveaway with a $1,000 Prezy card and, then recap a party at Clint’s house where Dan gets sick after eating kids’ food and later tries Clint’s bidet on “strong wash” . They play a “more or less” game on professions most likely to cheat and discuss whether taking a break from sex can improve relationships, sharing listener “dry spell” experiences and libido mismatch stories. In Ask Me Anything, Katjia, a former accountant now turned professional girlfriend, describes regular clients, dating clients, online hate, married customers, sterilization via tube removal, and a five-night booking worth $75,000. The episode also covers Cartoon character ages, “almost compliments,” and we get the latest instalment of Dan’s diary, leading to listener horror stories about terrible neighbors. 00:00 Show Kickoff 00:17 Mothers Day Giveaway Details 01:39 Weekend Party Chaos 05:09 More or Less Cheating Jobs 08:37 Stinky Boots Scandal Bits 10:21 First Caller Michelle 14:10 Naughty 6:40 Dry Spell Debate 21:56 AMA, Professional Girlfriend 29:16 How old are our favourite cartoon characters 33:35 Dan tries clints bidet 37:00 I've never met a bad friend named... 45:11 Mothers Day Surprise Call 50:56 Almost compliments 58:40 Dans Diary Returns 01:03:48 Neighbors From Hell 01:12:21 Final Wrap And Signoff

I’m still trying to pick my jaw up off the floor after this one. We sat down with Katjia, a former accountant who traded spreadsheets for the life of a professional girlfriend, and the numbers she’s pulling are actually insane. From $2,500 dinner dates to a $75,000 five-night getaway, she’s revealing exactly what happens behind closed doors (including why some clients end up falling in love). Plus, we settle the ultimate debate: producer Neps takes over for a final, chaotic round of Guess the Fart. 0:00 – Guess the Fart: Neps’ Last Stand (I will always be proud of this)4:30 – Meet Katjia: From Accountant to Professional Girlfriend6:15 – The $2,500 Dinner Date9:40 – Catching Feels: Dating the Clients12:30 – Why She’ll Never Quit for Love15:10 – The $75,000 Five-Night Gig17:45 – Dealing with the Haters & Married Men

Clint, Meg and Dan bring back Every Caller Wins,” giving $100 fuel to everyone who gets on air, chatting with winners like Hayden and dairy farmer Mark. They debate fuel-themed throwback songs, discuss who’s “best in bed” by profession, and share w illegal but isn’t. Producer Neps announces it’s his last day before moving to the music team, followed by his final Producer’s Diary recap, including Dan’s “haunted” house and a new diary found at Dan’s mum’s. Clickbait Callback reveals a caller’s second mum slept with Russell Crowe, and another finds divorce plans via search history. They play Upgrade/Downgrade, preview New Music Friday, and welcome Suzy Cato to announce “You and Me” returning on YouTube, ending with a fuel blitz of rapid giveaways. 00:00 Every Caller Wins Returns01:51 Throwback Song Battle06:04 Farewell Producer Neps09:19 Jacket Drama And Mark Calls13:22 Producer Diary Highlights17:51 Best In Bed Professions25:21 What Feels Illegal30:02 Listener Calls Illegal Feelings33:36 New Music Friday37:10 Clickbait Callback42:58 Roll Call Roulette50:50 Dans Diary54:19 Upgrade Or Downgrade 59:35 Suzy Cato

We are spiraling today after a listener's story about a coworker who took "cleaning the office bathroom" to a whole new level of illegal. Plus, we’re checking in on Clint’s financial glow-up from five years ago—let’s just say his bank account and his "investment" pool have some explaining to do. You are not ready for the crack pipe plot twist! 01:12 – The problem with generic self-help podcasts. 04:35 – Clint’s 5-year financial update: From saver to spender. 06:40 – The Tesla obsession and buying Nvidia shares. 08:50 – Does more money actually equal more happiness?. 10:15 – Clint’s $100,000 pool drama and why the bank said no. 11:55 – Fired or Not: The crack-smoking cleaner.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday with talk about birthday messages, the “It’s Gonna Be May” throwback, and Life360 tracking stats. They discuss Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, and play “More or Less” guessing TV episode counts. The team plugs the Kindness Collective PJ Project, jokes about National Pajama Day, and tries ChatGPT palm readings. A report on dental costs leads to shocking DIY dentistry stories, including pliers, super glue and even battery acid. They visit Dan’s mum’s attic, tour the property, and finally find a brand-new Dan’s diary—plus another surprise item... Scandal includes Ted Lasso season four, and they chat to Celebrity Treasure Island’s Polly Gillespie about tearing her ACL. The show ends with “horse girl” stereotypes and listener “parent brag” stories. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff06:25 Life360 Tracking Drama10:23 First Caller Martin14:22 More Or Less17:59 Pajama Day And Nude Sleepers22:58 ChatGPT Palm Reading Roast27:26 Dental Costs And DIY Teeth35:47 Dan's Diary Field Trip Teaser40:47 Scandal42:30 Polly Gillespie on Celebrity Treasure Island48:39 Horse Girl Stereotypes58:23 Dan's Diary Found In Attic01:11:26 Ultimate Parent Brags01:19:35 Wrap Up And Goodbye

I honestly don't know where Meg gets these scenarios from, but this one absolutely sent us into a spiral. We started talking about what would happen if we swapped partners for a night and—surprise, surprise—Dan managed to make it deeply uncomfortable by catching actual feelings. It’s a bit of a chaotic one today because we’re currently piling into the car to head to Dan’s mum’s house. We’re on a mission to find his old school diaries in the attic, but mostly we’re just hoping to find something embarrassing enough to fuel the pod until Friday. You’re not ready for the level of overthinking happening right now. 00:00 – Clint’s John Travolta strut and "main character" energy. 01:45 – The Partner Swap: What happens if you catch feelings? 04:10 – Can you love two people at once? The expansion of love debate. 06:50 – The name-drop that nearly broke the internet (and our video feed). 08:35 – Living apart: Why Meg’s mum loves her "alone time." 10:15 – Road trip! We’re heading to the attic to find Dan’s diaries. 12:20 – The Aperol Spritz breakfast club.

Clint returns from a long weekend as the team jokes about hair changes, fuel giveaways, and throwback music, including Ariana Grande announcing a new album, “Petal,” out July 31. Dan shares his son’s “man in the cupboard” story, they play a “more or less” songwriter game, and discuss Billie Eilish swearing off Gemini men and other dating rules. Guests include Laura McGoldrick on reviving Game of Two Halves and Paul Williams on his new TVNZ comedy series New Zealand Spy. The crew tease Friday’s “every caller wins fuel,” plan an attic search for more Dan’s Diary entries, unpack awkward engagement stories, and debate couples tracking each other’s locations. 00:00 Morning Banter Returns02:30 Ariana Album News06:05 Haunted Cupboard Story07:45 More or Less11:02 Scandal13:09 Stinky Boots Caller Danielle16:52 Naughty 6:4019:14 Laura McGoldrick 25:56 Dans Diary Attic Hunt30:34 Paul Williams New Zealand Spy35:04 Astrology Dating Rules43:00 A Little Nudge - No Spark Advice46:15 Friends With Benefits Upgrade01:00:56 Proposal Regret Calls01:05:57 Tracking Your Partner Stats

We’re having a bit of an existential crisis today after some massive bombshells dropped! Dan’s been digging through his old high school diaries and it is honestly tragic—we're talking "pizza for dinner" immediately after a failed workout. But things get real messy when Dan reveals he knows a massive secret about a friend's partner being on Tinder. Do we tell her and cause absolute chaos, or just mind our own business? Plus, we unpack some of the wildest local side-hustles that are definitely giving "scam" energy. You are not ready for how much we spiral in this one! 00:00 – Clint’s 41st birthday and the "haggard" host debate. 01:50 – Vietnam gets eliminated from the listener jar. 02:30 – Dan’s 2003 diary: The 9.4kg weight gain and the pizza diet. 04:15 – High school tuck shop nostalgia and the legendary meat pies. 06:20 – The Tinder Dilemma: Should Dan tell his friend she’s being cheated on? 10:30 – The "scalp-burning" hairdresser and why you shouldn't trust amateurs. 12:15 – The $60 grocery shopping side-hustle that’s confusing everyone. 14:10 – Dan’s embarrassing supermarket run with Producer Carl.

Clint is away so Cal joins Meg and Dan on Edge Breakfast, where they joke about Clint’s birthday and preview topics like New Zealand’s poor savings rate and Celebrity Treasure Island. They celebrate Dan’s new bleached-blonde hair, play “More or Less” comparing Spotify monthly listeners of blonded celebs, and take calls about engagement and wedding plans, including Geneva deciding to elope in NZ then hold an overseas ceremony. Cal admits to being pulled over for speeding in a school zone and driving with an expired license, and they announce a Friday giveaway where every on-air caller wins $100 fuel. The team plays UK Who Wants to Be a Millionaire questions, discuss phone addiction and screen time, share a Dan’s Diary entry, talk Harry Styles and Zoë Kravitz’s engagement, and interview Celebrity Treasure Island’s Ben Barrington. 00:00 Morning Show Kickoff02:01 Playlist Picks Debate04:39 Dan Goes Blonde08:35 More Or Less12:52 First Caller Wedding Update16:44 Cal Caught Speeding21:00 Fuel Giveaway Returns22:50 Awkward Bra Section26:41 Home Depot Robin Hood28:37 Fired Or Not Stories32:25 Workplace Confessions34:11 Millionaire Quiz Begins43:40 How NZ Saves51:01 Dumb Phone Detox59:07 Dans Diary Throwback01:03:19 Harry Styles Engaged01:11:01 Treasure Island Chat

We’re getting way too personal today! From Dan being told he needs a sex coach (rude) to Meg’s accidental "diagnosis" on a Lord of the Rings tour, we are truly a bunch of misfits. Clint’s got a winking problem that’s getting him in trouble with the boss, and Dan’s 15-year-old self is back with a dramatic dinosaur poem that is scientifically... questionable. You aren’t ready for the chaos. 00:38 – The Mailbag: Does Dan need a sex coach? 02:18 – Clint’s winking problem and "cutting people in half" 03:45 – Clint’s childhood 360-degree spinning tic 04:55 – Meg’s LOTR tour confession 05:38 – Dan’s "toe-walking" and the autism link 07:44 – The Dinosaur Poem: A dramatic reading from Dan’s diary 09:30 – Fact-checking 15-year-old Dan’s leaf statistics 11:15 – Guess the Fart: A tragic failure

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday on The Edge with Anzac Weekend banter, a 6am throwback (Avril Lavigne), and a long-weekend “more or less” game comparing public holidays worldwide. They run the Fuellette, recap Edward’s $5,000 win and near-miss $50,000, then miss out on another $5,000 with Ruby and Laura as Dan’s spins fall short. The team tests Clint’s “luck” with a scripted call to his wife Jamie, shares celebrity and music updates, and opens calls about long engagements and “wedding waiting room” delays. Later, listeners share out-of-hospital birth stories, they chat Celebrity Treasure Island conditions with Harrison, and interview All Blacks legend Jeff Wilson about Christchurch’s new stadium and Sky Sport’s free pass. 00:00 Friday Banter and Texts01:54 Choosing the 6AM Throwback03:55 Avril Pick and Listener Reactions05:25 Spooky Tunnels at North Head08:56 More or Less Public Holidays12:58 First Call Table Dancer16:16 New Music Friday Picks20:41 Fuel Wheel Chaos Returns22:19 Ruby Spins for Fuel24:27 Edward Recap and Baby Eight28:19 Testing Clint Luck Script33:17 Scandal Hailey Duff Engagement35:47 Wedding Waiting Room Talk36:58 Wedding Waiting Room Rants37:41 Celebrity Scandal Update38:51 Calls From Long Engagements41:52 Eternity Ring Debate43:15 Fuel Wheel Final Spin43:55 Producer Diary Highlights56:27 All Black Legend Interview01:00:36 Dan's Diary Throwback01:04:59 Born Outside Hospital Stories01:11:42 Celebrity Treasure Island Chat01:15:38 Wrap Up And Plugs

We’re spiralling. Dan’s old diary entries have resurfaced, and it turns out he was a massive hater about Nick’s girlfriend back in the day—calling her a "skank" and a "sloth" after only 24 hours! Plus, we try to settle the ultimate group chat debate: have we had more pints or more tugs in our lifetime? The math gets dusty, the HR department is worried about our cereal lockers, and Dan tries to eat a dry Weet-Bix live on air. It’s chaos, it’s petty, and Dan’s libido is officially a topic of national concern. 00:00 – The Taylor Swift Melbourne trip betrayal. 01:54 – Dan’s Diary: The "Skank" girlfriend entry. 04:30 – The Pop-up Headlight "Fatty" incident. 05:40 – The Dry Weet-Bix Challenge begins. 07:20 – HR Intervention: The cereal-filled locker scandal. 09:30 – The Math: Pints vs. Tugs debate. 12:15 – 15 Beers a weekend? Clint’s habits under fire. 14:20 – Meg’s "Wodka" nightmare and Dan’s low libido.

Clint, Meg and Dan open the show talking about freezing temperatures around New Zealand before discussing Zara Larsson teasing a major “Girls Trip” collaboration. They chat with listener Nicole about her pets’ great names and Dan’s legally misspelled middle name “Keune,” then play “More or Less” comparing IMDb movie ratings. Dan shares an awkward undercarriage issue, and the crew spin their Fuellette wheel: Uber driver Gagan misses $5,000, but Edward—dad of seven—wins $5,000 and declines the risky spin, only to learn a test spin would’ve landed on $50,000. They riff on luck, unique (often unfortunate) names, birth-plan disasters, first-kiss stories inspired by Love on the Spectrum, and end with a Foo Fighters-era entry from Dan’s diary. 00:00 Frosty Morning Banter01:23 Throwback Song Debate03:54 Caller Nicole Pet Names08:05 Scandal Celebrity Updates11:10 More Or Less Movie Ratings15:13 Naughty 6:40 Undercarriage...19:50 Fuellette25:07 Unique Names Returns32:44 Birth Plan Gone Wrong41:05 The Edge Breakfast Caucus...47:21 Fuellette54:14 Love on the Spectrum Kisses01:03:12 Clints Lucky Streak Debate01:12:14 Deb Gets the News01:14:45 Dans Diary Returns

We are spiraling today and honestly, I’m not sure we’ll ever recover. From Meg’s absolute horror at a "baby voice" cuddle request to Dan’s legendary lack of rhythm, we’re unpacking the most unhinged things ever said in the heat of the moment. You aren't ready for the "ancestors" comment—it’s peak chaos! 00:00 – Meg’s hair dilemma: Bangs or the big shave? 01:50 – Guy’s "selfless" Pokémon pack opening for his son 04:00 – Dan vs. Guy: Is it charity if it's on social media? 06:45 – The main event: The worst things said during sex 08:15 – "Jump off the mountain with me" 10:30 – The "ancestors" and the Red Sea metaphors 11:45 – Meg’s "Quaddle" horror story 14:20 – The Overthinkers test out their best (worst) dirty talk

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off The Edge Breakfast joking about who could be New Zealander of the Year, then celebrate big “Fuellette” wins as Jackie takes $5,000 of fuel and refuses to risk it for $50,000, while Stacey narrowly misses at eight. The show chats music throwbacks, celebrity gossip, and plays a heights guessing game. They cover a Lego theft scam involving pasta-filled boxes, swap stories about inorganic rubbish finds and dump treasures, and take breakup confessions where the real reason was hidden. Megan shares an old hotel complaint note and listeners add motel horror stories, before Dan’s diary reveals his wild school speech ideas and more school trip disasters. 00:00 Breakfast Banter Begins03:30 Throwback Song Debate06:13 Takeaways And Stray Dog10:36 First Call Tracy13:31 Scandal18:26 Naughty Lego Pasta Scam21:54 Fuellette28:27 Inorganic Freebie Finds36:30 Secondhand Bed Stories38:43 Pokemon Cards Bonding43:03 Dating Advice Bad Breath46:10 Breakup Lies Confessions49:56 Spin The Wheel 5K53:14 Meg Vegas Hotel Note01:03:14 Dans Diary01:08:01 Worst School Trips Recap

We let Dan step into the simulation tank to create his absolute perfect life, and let’s just say things went off the rails fast. Between his new name "Taint Tilman," a very specific age-defying pact, and a band name that had the censors sweating, it’s a total chaotic spiral. You are not ready for where this dream life ends up—especially the "snake vs. cockroach" tattoo. 0:00 – Meg’s accidental F-bomb and the $50k fuel wheel chaos. 1:45 – Entering the tank: Dan’s rules for his simulated reality. 2:30 – The Celine Dion power couple and the aging-slowly hack. 3:45 – The band name disaster: From "Killer Cats" to "Lick Rich Kids." 5:10 – Meet Taint Tilman: Dan’s new simulated identity. 6:25 – The tattoo: A snake, a giant cockroach, and a lot of regret. 7:40 – Life on the cliff: Why there’s no rain and everyone walks on their hands.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with a chat about life expectancy, then debate throwback music before playing Michael Jackson and promoting the upcoming biopic “Michael.” They give away movie tickets, discuss slow biopics, and share a coffee catch-up about cheap library book buys, clutter, and too many display pillows. Small Town News confirms Paeroa’s iconic L&P bottle has changed to a more recyclable clear design. The Fuel Wheel finally lands on Mazda, winning Kristelle $5,000 in fuel; she declines the risky re-spin for $50,000, while an 8am spin narrowly misses. The show covers Coachella costs and profits, reads a grumpy Dan’s Diary entry about a Rangitoto trip, shares listeners’ worst school trips, plays the A-list game, and pitches a “long-distance best friend island” trip concept. 00:00 Morning Welcome Banter01:55 Throwback Song Showdown04:54 Michael Biopic06:52 Caller Boston Truck Talk08:27 Coffee Catch Up Deals12:37 Scandal 14:34 More Or Less18:05 Naughty Church Clip20:26 Small Town News L&P Bottle24:35 Fuel Wheel Setup Kristelle25:59 Spin To Win Five Grand!!!32:42 Coachella Cost Breakdown36:05 Diary Hunt Setup36:55 Rangitoto Trip Rant39:51 Worst School Trips Calls44:24 Guys Roast Girls Habits49:49 Fuel Wheel Near Miss53:46 A Lister List01:00:35 Cockpit Email Prank01:02:19 On Air Swear Apology01:03:00 Best Friend Island Pitch