Dom, Meg & Randell Catchup Podcast - The Edge

We’re spiralling today, mostly because Clint might actually have a problem. Between his questionable "creative" brain and a nose hair situation that involves hot blue wax and a lot of screaming, things got weird fast. We also dive deep into the bedroom habits of New Zealand, and let’s just say, some of us are bringing the national average way up. You aren't ready for the photo Clint thought was a "booby pic"—it’s equal parts hilarious and haunting. 00:45 – The brutal reality of nose waxing. 03:10 – The leg waxing stunt that still haunts Dan’s pores. 04:50 – Clint’s "Sex Addict" intervention begins. 06:15 – The photo: Is it a baby’s leg or a boob? 08:30 – Dan puts Clint through the Sex Addiction Quiz. 10:45 – Clint explains his "honry little dog on a chain" energy. 13:10 – How often does the average Kiwi actually have sex? 15:40 – Guess the Fart: Voice Disguiser Edition.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday talking upcoming holidays and the $50K fuellette wheel, then celebrate Victoria Beckham’s birthday with Spice Girls chat and discuss which Spice is most famous now. Clint tells a story about his protective friend confronting a man who swore at his son at bumper cars. They take first calls, including Hailey’s party trick, run Scandal headlines about Shannon Elizabeth joining OnlyFans and Robert De Niro praising Ariana Grande, and roast themselves as cars. New Music Friday features Tyler/Zara Larsson, Zayn, Lewis Capaldi and Demi Lovato. The fuel wheel spins twice with no $5K win, they share Feel Good Friday stories, Dan chases “Up the Waz” from the Gold Coast, revisit Producer Diary and Dan’s teenage diary, then discuss spiking bills from a massive water leak and other listener bill disasters, ending with Tesla stereotypes and Clint’s prank “basement” audio. 00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter01:30 Spice Girls Throwback04:49 Who Is The Asshole05:59 Bumper Cars Blowup08:54 Concerts And First Caller13:34 Scandal Headlines15:36 Cars As Personalities18:21 New Music Friday23:16 How The Fuel Game Works26:38 Spin The Wheel Live30:05 Feel Good Friday News33:56 Up The Wahs Prank Call37:59 Producer Diary42:31 Dan's Diary Throwback46:35 Mystery Bill Spikes55:16 Fuellette58:28 Tesla Driver Stereotypes01:04:40 Basement Recon Mission01:09:03 Wrap Up And Plugs

We’re kicking things off with a total identity crisis as Meg tries to rebrand herself away from being the "Craft Nut" of the group. Things get heated—and a little bit weird—when we dive into the conspiracy theories behind Justin Bieber’s Coachella performance and whether Scooter Braun is actually the villain everyone says he is. Plus, Clint and Dan have a very different understanding of what "access all areas" means, and let's just say it involves a lot of "sex-baiting" and a very unfortunate incident with a stress ball. You aren’t ready for how quickly this spirals into a debate about chutney! 00:00 - Meet the team: The "Grumpy Friend," "Sex Mad," and the "Craft Nut" 01:45 - The Overthinkers Jar: South Korea is officially eliminated 02:30 - Accent practice: Why Meg is banned from doing a Chinese accent 03:15 - Sven at Coachella? Looking for the inside scoop 04:10 - The Bieber Royalty Theory: Why he might be using YouTube backing tracks 05:00 - Is Scooter Braun actually a villain or just a businessman? 06:20 - The Billionaire Debate: Can you have a billion dollars and ethics? 07:45 - Dan’s "AAA" Foo Fighters pass and Clint’s "Sex-Baiting" 09:30 - The Stress Ball Incident: Why Dan’s bed ended up covered in white stuff 10:45 - Meg’s "Caviare" lifestyle vs. the "Chutney Connoisseur" 12:15 - The Charcuterie Board Debate: Are pretzels just fillers?

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday joking about Dan getting them in trouble, play a throwback (Akon), and revisit Clint’s laundry-sniffing segment after public reactions. They run a “More or Less” quiz on the percentage of women in NZ professions, discuss Bridgerton’s Phoebe Dynevor not being called back, and Megan Fox fronting a men’s deodorant ad. Calls cover bedroom injuries, then “50K Fuellette” spins narrowly miss $5,000 for Louise and Andy. The team stereotypes Ford Ranger drivers, talks long-distance friendships as Megan reads a poem for her UK best friend, shares smart-vs-stingy money habits, debates gossipy professions (hairdressers top), plans a search in Dan’s mum’s basement for more of his teenage diary, and recommends Netflix’s Love on the Spectrum before taking calls on how quickly people said “I love you.” 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff01:32 Fuel Wheel And Throwback Pick04:52 Dirty Laundry Sniffing Fallout06:06 Dan Gets Complimented09:01 More Or Less Women At Work12:50 Scandal14:53 First Caller Nanny Chat15:57 Studio Lights Not Working19:21 Naughty 640 Bedroom Injury26:13 Fuellette27:50 What Your Car Says About You35:06 Long Distance Besties39:30 Smart Or Stingy Hacks43:23 Gossipy Jobs51:23 50K Fuellette53:16 Hunting Dans Old Diaries01:02:15 Love On The Spectrum Chat01:05:49 How Soon To Say I Love You

Sorry no video pod today! We’re spiraling into some heavy moral territory today, and honestly, I’m not sure we’ll ever look at Dan’s wife, Hannah, the same way again. We tackle the ultimate "Trolley Problem"—would you sacrifice 50 innocent people to save your own child, or in Dan’s case, save him from a literal train wreck? Plus, we’re unpacking a listener's absolute disaster of a trip to Amsterdam. From accidentally becoming "disabled" by a brownie to hallucinating that schoolgirls in McDonald's are plotting against you, it’s a chaotic cautionary tale you have to hear to believe. 00:00 – Gym fails: The "running thing" and the "dumbbells with handles". 02:45 – The "Thick" debate: Is it a compliment or an insult? 03:40 – Hannah’s moral compass: Supermarket snitching and found cash. 05:45 – The Train Dilemma: 50 people vs. your own child. 07:55 – Hannah on the line: Would she save Dan from the tracks? 10:15 – Amsterdam Allegations: The brownie that sent Liam to the hospital. 12:20 – Mushroom madness: Why you shouldn’t go to McDonald's on a trip. 15:00 – Vending machine secrets: Matt and Summer join the booth. 18:15 – Friday's Fast Track keyword and the country elimination game.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday on The Edge Breakfast with two chances to win fuel on the “Fuellette Wheel,” but spins for Bailey (Ford Ranger) and Lexi (Mazda) miss their car brands. They debate Gorillaz, celebrate Kelly Clarkson’s debut album anniversary, and discuss American Idol alumni, plus Machine Gun Kelly’s upcoming NZ show. Listener Rhiannon calls in to share her new cookbook “More Than Toast,” sparking a “boy dinners” chat. The team plays a recipe-rating guessing game, talks UFC champ Carlos Ulberg’s stripper past and does “upgrade/downgrade” jobs with callers, then covers a study saying cost-of-living stress is the top breakup driver. Meg tries a hotel bidet, they mystery-shop the IT help desk, and test Clint’s “sniff test” for dirty laundry. They also run through “genius traits” and dating “coming on too strong” red flags with relationship coach Erica. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff01:52 Throwback Music Chat06:14 Dan's back jogging10:13 First Caller Rhiannon20:23 UFC Champ Stripper Past23:39 Upgrade Downgrade28:57 Fuellette32:07 Breakups And Money Stress39:05 Bidet Update43:39 Office Peer Review49:27 Sniff Test Challenge55:30 Fuellette57:39 Boy Dinner Cookbook01:01:01 Boy Dinner Hall Fame01:05:17 Genius Traits Quiz01:09:33 Dating Comes On Strong

We are absolutely spiralling today after Dan dropped a bomb about his granddad that none of us were ready for. We dive deep into the science of when your body actually stops growing (bad news for some of us) and Meg recounts a "near-death" experience in Amsterdam that resulted in the most unhinged 45-minute voice note you’ll ever hear. You aren't ready for the "deathbed" requests she made for Guy. 00:25 – Dan’s granddad story and the 18-year growth rule. 02:15 – New Zealand's work-life balance vs. the Netherlands. 03:40 – Meg’s Amsterdam "muffin" disaster and the death voice note. 06:50 – Clint’s accidental "white stuff" experience at an after-party. 08:10 – Merging consciousness: What do our partners actually think? 10:15 – Meg’s "Burn Book" of Dan’s most offensive off-air comments. 13:45 – The $50k fuel "Fast Pass" keyword revealed.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday’s Edge Breakfast chatting about breakfasts, throwbacks and celebrity gossip, including stories about Nicole Scherzinger and debate over Drake, Whoopi Goldberg and Cameron Diaz in their A/B/C-lister game. They play “More or Less” on inventions, take early calls, and run the 50K Fuel wheel (Bex and Rosie miss out on the $5,000 spin but keep $100 vouchers). Clint shares an embarrassing stress-ball mishap, they discuss Sabrina Carpenter controversy, and reveal podcast keywords to fast-track Fuel Lead entries. Other highlights include parenting toilet confessions, ‘irresistible’ marriage advice from an old book, a “front foot” confession segment, what made friends seem rich growing up, a honey thief in Otago, NZ ranking #1 for work-life balance, and Charlie Puth’s NZ tour announcement with tickets given away. 00:00 Show Opener01:08 Pussycat Dolls Drama03:03 Wu Tang Confusion04:37 Nicole Vocal Praise05:22 Pikachu Text Mixup08:19 More Or Less Quiz11:04 Scandal12:07 First Call of the day16:41 Stress Ball Explosion20:24 Sabrina Culture Debate24:14 Fuelette27:05 A B C Listers35:43 Toddlers Bathroom Watch39:21 Books By Boomers43:04 Melania Press Conference Parody44:41 Front Foot Confessions52:20 Rich Kid Household Clues01:01:53 Honey Heist Small Town News01:05:33 NZ Work Life Balance Ranking01:14:11 Charlie Puth Tour Reveal

We’ve had a bit of a hiatus, but we are back and it is absolute chaos in the studio! We're diving into the deep end—literally—as we revisit the time Dan tried to go skinny dipping and ended up face-planting onto a pool cover. Plus, Meg opens up about a fan encounter that happened at her absolute "ugliest" moment, and we discuss which body parts we’d swap if we could. You aren’t ready for the sheer amount of banter we’ve packed into our return episode! 00:00 – We’re back! Recapping our holiday hiatus. 02:50 – Producer Carl’s mid-podcast DIY project. 04:15 – Meg’s "ugliest" fan encounter at the sushi shop. 07:40 – Memory Lane: Dan as Katy Perry and Austin Powers. 09:30 – The skinny dipping pool cover disaster. 10:45 – The great Time Capsule recovery mission. 13:20 – Swapping body parts: What would we take from each other? 15:50 – 50k Fuel-let: Today’s secret keyword.

Clint, Meg and Dan return from the break, talk Easter survival with kids, and mark the anniversary of Lou Bega’s “Mambo No. 5.” They debate Justin Bieber’s divisive Coachella set, share holiday highlights, and interview Gemma—who admits she once lit her own fart—then award her movie tickets. The team reacts to Artemis astronauts splashing down, with Megan questioning the 1969 moon landing. They play a Coachella “more or less” game, launch the Fuelette Wheel of Fuel giveaway, and spin for callers Tony and Jess. Dan reveals a “butt loofah” glove mix-up with his wife, celebrate the Warriors beating the Storm, prep for a cyclone, and chat to Treasure Island castmate Harrison about the island. 00:00 Back From Holiday Banter01:34 Mambo No 5 Birthday Talk02:38 Bieber Coachella Debate06:25 Holiday Highlights And Fuel Prices08:30 First Call Gemma Lights Farts11:47 Scandal Ryan Gosling Viral Clip12:58 Artemis Splashdown And Moon Doubts17:49 Coachella More Or Less Game20:48 Roulette Wheel Of Fuel Explained24:01 First Spin Tony Plays26:24 Butt Loofah Relationship Drama32:42 Exfoliating Glove Debate34:00 Warriors Break The Drought37:18 Coachella Bieber Backlash42:02 Cyclone Prep Confessions48:38 Fuel Wheel Giveaway51:34 Treasure Island Cast Chat56:49 Marriage Advice And 20 Second Hug

We’re spiraling into a massive debate over whether hot cross buns belong in April or all year round, and honestly, things got a bit tense. Plus, we dive into the world’s weirdest delicacies—from kina shot glasses to "bumps" of caviar—and why some of them are just straight-up posh rubbish. But fair warning: grab the tissues because we also share some of the most gut-wrenching stories about dads that will actually leave you in puddles. Between Minecraft surprises and abandoned birthday plans, we are fully in our feelings today. You’re not ready for the emotional 180 this episode takes! Also, no video pod today sorry! Our cameras are playing silly buggers! 00:00 – The Great Hot Cross Bun Debate: Tradition vs. Year-round snacking 02:15 – Kina, Caviar, and Bats: When delicacies go too far 05:40 – The "Overthinkers" Mailbox: Health issues and accidental Tectonic jokes 06:50 – Heartbreak Hour: The dad stories that left the studio in tears 10:12 – The Minecraft House & The Surgery Call: Why we love our dads 13:45 – Clint ruins a wholesome moment with a "69" joke 16:20 – Space sex and the Artemis mission: Things get weird 18:50 – Guess the Fart: The Easter edition

Clint, Megan and Dan kick off Thursday ahead of a four-day Easter weekend, share plans, and plug giveaways including $200 fuel and Harry Styles tickets. They play a stadium-size “More or Less” game, discuss Easter traditions like kids’ egg hunts, and debate extreme empath habits, including Dan’s wife refusing to eat chocolate bunnies. The Producer Diary recaps the week, including Caltex Taradale’s cheap petrol and the four-hour Easy Money marathon won by Lavinia for $10,000, who gives her friend $1,000. They announce the upcoming “50K Fuel” game, revisit an elaborate April Fools prank involving Clint’s mum, and wrap with dating “moves,” including bringing puppies to attract attention. 00:00 Long Weekend Banter06:31 Jess Calls In09:52 Easter Egg Hunt11:09 Color Run Moment13:29 More Or Less Stadiums17:44 Producer Diary23:57 Extreme Empaths31:17 EZ Money Highlights40:10 Long Weekend Whip Round41:38 Artemis Launch And Space Odds48:15 Fuel Giveaway Explained51:15 Clints Mum April Fools Prank01:04:03 Puppies As Dating Hack

Clint, Meg and Dan hype up a guaranteed $10,000 “EZ Money” win, plan money-themed songs, and share an awkward client event where a company head misintroduced the team and forgot Dan. They give away $200 fuel to Janine in a Toyota Echo, then begin repeated rounds of EZ Money after early attempts fail. The show also runs a prize-money “More or Less” game and discusses a video of LeAnn Rimes crying during a jaw-tension release massage. A major April Fools prank convinces Clint he must look at his nude mum for five seconds to win $3,000 for a caller, before revealing it’s fake and his mum is in a robe. Later they take relationship advice on “shooting your shot,” call London’s Nightingale pub about a Ray heartbreak plaque, and after nearly five hours of continuous EZ Money, Lavinia finally wins the $10,000. 00:00 Ten Grand Must Go02:15 Money Songs Brainstorm05:03 Boss Says Keep Playing09:27 First Caller Dunedin Chat12:12 Ear Wiggle Challenge17:12 LeAnn Rimes Jaw Release20:30 Fuel Wheel Giveaway22:59 EZ Money Attempt25:37 Sensory Test Twist29:57 Clint’s $3K Dare37:47 Relationship Advice Shoot Your Shot45:06 Small Town News Pub Plaque48:36 EZ Money $10K Marathon54:19 Winner Found and Wrap Up

We’re spiralling this morning after a video of us laughing at each other surfaced, and let's just say Dan’s "honesty" is at an all-time high. From debating the absolute chaos of New Zealanders standing in the middle of escalators to a listener’s shocking story about the legendary Suzy Cato, things got weird fast. You are not ready for our "Shoot Your Shot" April Fools experiment—Dan confesses his love for Meg, and the awkwardness is physically painful. We also dive into our biggest pet peeves about each other, including Clint’s legendary inability to ever be on time. It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and we might need HR by the end of it. 00:00 – Watching ourselves back: Laughing with vs. laughing at Meg. 03:15 – The "Storm Off" history: Dan’s April Fools prank anniversary. 05:40 – Shoot Your Shot: Dan confesses his "love" for Meg. 08:20 – Listener Mail: The Suzy Cato power bill scandal. 11:55 – Escalator Etiquette: Why Kiwis don't know how to move. 14:10 – The Buzzing Lie Detector: Our most unattractive qualities. 17:45 – Clint’s "Slow" Problem: Why he’s always the last to leave.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday’s Edge Breakfast with banter about compliments, Jack Antonoff’s birthday and some Fun. stories, plus Meg’s parenting mishaps. They chat Easter chocolate stats, test a “grab your partner’s ass” study (with awkward results), and welcome Rhys Darby to celebrate Hunt for the Wilderpeople’s 10-year cinema rerelease. EZ Money $10,000 is attempted by callers, while Meg shares her new Hashimoto’s/hypothyroidism diagnosis and listeners call in with similar autoimmune experiences. The team gives away $200 fuel, debates costly surprise bills and public dental care, reads Clint’s old love letters, swaps Jim Carrey on the A-list, and starts a Chroma Card sensory challenge where Meg wins a caller $1,000 by touching a mystery box item. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff01:26 Jack Antonoff Birthday Picks04:06 Baby Poop Kitchen Chaos07:43 First Caller Dairy Farmer11:37 Easter Chocolate Quiz15:38 Ass Grab Experiment19:49 Rhys Darby!24:28 EZ Money27:29 Meg Health Diagnosis Story36:58 Fuellette39:31 Creatine Benefits Explained44:07 Rhys Darby and Last One Laughing47:20 Last Joke Standing Challenge51:00 EZ Money 10K Game52:57 Clint Reads Love Letters58:51 The Bill was WHAT?!01:07:24 A Lister List Upgrades01:10:58 Chroma Card Sensory Challenge

We are absolutely spiraling this morning after catching Clint in the middle of a high-stakes house hunt—complete with a live phone tracking from his wife! From the "condescending" drama of being called "Bud" to a full-blown debate on swinger culture, things got chaotic fast. Plus, we’re figuring out whose life we’d actually want to steal for a month. You’re not ready for Dan’s "dry" vision of the future! 00:00 – The "Champ" vs. "Bud" nickname debate gets heated.02:30 – Tongan merch giveaway logistics (it’s a nightmare).03:45 – Clint gets caught: Jamie calls in to track his location.05:00 – The "Pool House" requirements and the above-ground spa insult.07:30 – Calling Acquisitions to find Clint’s "super-fan" gift wrapper.11:15 – The Identity Swap: Who is swapping lives with who?12:40 – Local gossip: Are Clint’s neighbors actually swingers?15:00 – The terrifying reality of living Neeps’ or Carl’s life.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a short week with Producer Nepia's homemade cinnamon scrolls, a reminder that EZ Money’s $10,000 must be won by Wednesday, and a last chance to win a Harry Styles flyaway. They debate throwback tracks, chat celebrity wine collaborations with InVivo’s Tim (including Graham Norton and Sarah Jessica Parker), and play “more or less” time-zone trivia. The show covers Swedish “grab dad ass” research, a KitKat truck heist, big Lotto wins, Meghan Markle’s dad’s new relationship, and listeners’ biggest achievements by 19. EZ Money callers fall short, Dan discovers his wife’s box of ex memorabilia, fuel price winners are announced, and a Holden driver wins $200 in Fuel It. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff02:14 Throwback Song Debate06:54 Weekend Paint Fail10:36 First Call of the Day14:54 More Or Less Timezones27:25 EZ Money Challenge30:26 Beauty Pageant Blunders34:47 Age Gaps39:36 Raye Album Spotlight44:04 What did you do at 19?52:47 EZ Money Challenge54:25 Exes Keepsakes Box01:02:10 Cheapest Fuel Countdown01:04:44 One of the Girls Quiz01:08:17 Fuel Wheel Winner

Happy Friday!Have a good weekend, see ya next week Bring it on xx

I’m still shaking from this one, but mostly because Meg is currently spiralling over a listener’s text. We started off with some lovely feedback from Izzy, a long-time listener, but things took a turn when we started reimagining the office as a bedroom—mirror on the ceiling and all. We dive into why hallway cameras are a terrible idea and find out exactly how Dan would react if our producer Carl actually quit. We also address a mean text sent to the show - we see them all!! 0:00 – Moving the furniture and ceiling mirrors. 2:15 – The POV hallway camera scandal. 4:30 – Carl "quits" and Meg loses it. 6:10 – Meg’s secret life as a traveler... 8:45 – The Muffin Break text that ruined Meg’s day. 11:20 – Would you rather: Read minds or be rated 1–10?

Clint, Meg and Dan preview a packed Edge Breakfast show featuring a new “Hit the Spot” song vote, the return of “Books by Boomers,” and economist Brad Olsen explaining a tightly targeted $50-per-week Working for Families payment for 143,000 households amid rising fuel costs. They celebrate Hannah Montana’s 20th anniversary with a Miley-themed “More or Less” game, chat about Clint’s daughter and Meg’s Animal Crossing generosity, call a hardworking local truck driver, and play giveaways including EZ Money and a $200 fuel wheel win. Meg is tested on “hitting the post,” Small Town News calls Mosgiel, and listeners share famous school alumni, lotto wins, “kept it in the family” stories, and found-cash tales. The team votes on a Celine Dion “Hit the Spot” song for her birthday. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff02:26 Throwback Song Debate05:59 Coffee Catch Up07:07 Animal Crossing Money Talk10:42 First Call Simon14:04 Miley Trivia More or Less17:31 Stinky Boot Homework Drama21:50 Fuel Subsidy Explained27:37 EZ Money 10K Game29:53 Books By Boomers Returns37:54 Radio Hitting The Post39:26 Meg Post Redemption Game42:06 Small Town News Call45:36 Famous Alumni Roast49:38 Who Went To Your School53:51 EZ Money56:15 Celine Hit The Spot Vote...01:03:47 Roll Call Relief Stories01:08:01 Lotto Syndicate Winner01:10:39 Finders Keepers Karma01:11:31 Wrap Up And Goodbye

No video today sorry guys - camera's aren't working!! We honestly thought Dan was the Zac Effron of his high school, but a brutal "Famous Alumni" list just put him in his place behind a drag queen and the Prime Minister. Plus, we’re spiraling over some heavy new stats about New Zealand's drug habits and debating if a "Yes Day" with the kids is actually a genius move or a total nightmare. You aren't ready for how awkward Clint's phone call to his old school gets! 00:00 – The brutal Mt Roskill Grammar famous alumni list. 01:45 – Is Dan more famous than Christopher Luxon?. 03:10 – Clint calls his old high school to check his own status. 05:45 – The search for billionaire Graham Hart. 07:20 – NZ's shocking cocaine and meth statistics. 08:15 – Why Northland has the highest meth use. 09:30 – Jennifer Garner’s pasta sauce and the "Yes Day". 11:10 – The rules of a "Yes Day" for parents.

Clint, Meg and Dan return with banter about buying Robbie Williams tickets and the singer’s November New Zealand shows, then play “More or Less” with Facebook Marketplace items and take a first call from Sean in Christchurch. They share a funny-name segment sparked by an email about “Dixie Normas,” run “EZ Money” with contestants Joy and Georgia, and discuss the English Premier League trophy visiting the studio with its traveling ambassadors. The show also explores weird things people get paid to do, validates listener Monique’s claimed puzzle-piece talent via her partner Andrew, launches a fuel “Spin to Win,” and reveals Dan isn’t on his high school’s notable alumni list. They finish with an A/B/C-list debate featuring Mariah Carey, Nicolas Cage and Viola Davis. 00:00 Show Returns Banter02:09 Robbie Tour Dates05:14 Cool Partner Debate08:43 More Or Less Game13:12 First Caller Sean22:33 EZ Money24:49 EPL Trophy In Studio29:36 Weird Paid Jobs33:31 Monique Puzzle Skill39:03 Meg's challenge for Hit The Spot42:42 Spin To Win Fuel Cash47:40 EZ Money 49:57 Dan Snubbed By Alumni List56:46 Pulling A Sickie Stories01:04:22 A Lister List

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with talk of Easter leave, Auckland FC and celebrity news, including Pussycat Dolls reunion awkwardness, Justin Timberlake’s released DUI bodycam footage, and an apology from Chappell Roan after a fan encounter. The show features “More or Less” on celebrity jail time, EZ Money for $10,000, and free-fuel giveaways as prices hit over $4/L. A listener AMA reveals how she and her husband started swinging with clear boundaries. Megan shares an anniversary night derailed by pricey Uber Eats, and the team honors Chuck Norris with joke battles. They debate wedding gifts when invites say “your presence is present enough,” run “Beat That Coincidence,” and spotlight Monique’s claim she can detect missing puzzle pieces by shaking the box. 00:00 Show Kickoff and Easter Plans01:36 Flex Factor and Sports Hype06:31 Dan at Auckland FC10:06 More or Less14:30 First Caller Teacher Sickie18:30 Naughty 640 Anniversary Fail22:07 Overthinkers Fart Science...24:54 EZ Money 10K Game26:45 Ask Me Anything - Swinging31:28 Unique Relationship Confessions35:34 Chuck Norris Tribute39:38 Celebrity Scandals Recap44:16 Carlae Tickets Giveaway53:15 EZ Money Challenge55:41 Puzzle Box Superpower01:02:44 Fuel Wheel Giveaway01:06:27 Beat That Coincidence

I genuinely think we’ve hit a new low, but in the most scientific way possible. We sat down with "Fiber Daddy" Alan Lynn, the man who turned "fart maxing" into a viral sensation, to learn the literal recipe for the most potent farts known to man. Things get incredibly competitive when Clint tries to prove his "Fart Monster" status on demand, and let’s just say the results were... lingering. From decibel meters to "stink ratings" from his own mother, Alan’s insights left us absolutely spiraling. You’re not ready for the "Trumpet" vs. the "Missile Fire." 00:30 – International Roll Call: Eliminating Spain and greeting our Japanese "Overthinkers."02:15 – Meet Fiber Daddy: Introducing Alan Lynn and his viral "fart maxing" journey.04:10 – The Fart Factor Index: Alan explains the science of volume vs. stench.05:50 – Maternal Ratings: Why Alan’s mum is the ultimate judge of his "stink" experiments.07:20 – The "Trumpet" Recording: Analyzing a real-world example of high-volume gas.08:45 – Guess the Fart: The team tries to mimic the "Missile Fire" sound.10:30 – Clint’s Live Failure: The high-pressure moment Clint couldn't deliver.12:15 – Liquid Salad: How a fart-based brand became a legitimate health product.

On The Edge Breakfast, Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with banter about family routines and vote on a 6am throwback “Friday vibe” playlist song. They play a Shakespeare-themed “More or Less,” take calls about cleaning and awkward moments that look suspicious, and discuss Dan filming a coffee-spill reel that made it seem like he was doing the self-deed in his car. EZ Money contestants try for $10,000, and the producer diary recaps the week’s highlights. The episode’s biggest moment is a Truth Booth confession: “Janey” reveals she’s been having an affair with her child’s friend’s mum, prompting discussion about coming out later in life, including a caller sharing her dad came out after meeting a male nurse. 00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter01:53 Friday Vibe Playlist Vote14:02 First Caller of the Day18:50 Naughty 6:40 23:40 Not What It Looks Like...27:03 EZ Money 29:46 Warriors Our Year Hype34:04 Flex Factor Auditions39:01 Producer Diary Highlights43:51 New Music Friday Picks48:23 Girl Dads Bathroom Debate57:21 EZ Money Challenge59:35 Truth Booth 01:06:40 Coming Out Later Stories

We’re spiraling today, and honestly, it’s mostly Dan’s fault. He managed to offend everyone by admitting he’d actually be flattered to have a stalker, which went down about as well as you’d expect with Meg. We also try to figure out how to survive in a cage and why Clint thinks shoving books up his backside is a legitimate way to gain knowledge. Things get even more intense when we have to decide who’s in charge of our new society on Mars. Between "Executive Reproducers" and Dan's immediate plan to take his clothes off in the Martian atmosphere, it’s a miracle any of us are still talking to each other. You’re not ready for the "Butt Book Bandit." 00:45 – Eliminating Norway: We check in on our international listeners.02:50 – Obsessive Love vs. Hate: Dan’s controversial "flattered by a stalker" take.03:40 – Meg’s Stalker Story: Why Edge TV was the biggest hit in NZ prisons.06:20 – The Poop vs. Dishwasher Debate: Clint defends his bidet lifestyle.08:15 – Cage Logistics: Why horizontal bars are superior for activities.09:40 – The Knowledge Ring: Clint’s very "hands-on" approach to reading books.12:15 – The Mars Mission: Assigning roles for the end of the world.15:30 – President Bella: Testing our leader’s basic space knowledge.

Clint, Meg and Dan chat about daylight savings, running breaks, and music throwbacks, then open listener mail containing lolly cake and a “special brownie,” debating if it’s laced before Dan tastes it. They play Last Joke Standing, EZ Money with callers Tony and Raye, and discuss awful teacher stories from listeners. Flex Factor stalls when Monique, who claimed she can detect missing puzzle pieces by weight, ghosts the show; Meg guesses wrong on a test puzzle. They share good-news headlines, take calls about movies people “did it” to, recap a packed Linkin Park concert at Spark Arena, roast Clint’s gifted bidet Instagram post, and put a listener in the draw for a Harry Styles flyaway. 00:00 Show Kickoff and Banter01:53 Running Breaks and Fitness06:49 Neighbor Veggie Dilemma09:51 First Call Supermarket Chat14:25 More or Less Formula One17:24 Dan Opens Listener Package22:09 Last Joke Standing Game25:12 EZ Money 27:36 Bad Teachers Stories40:53 Good News Roundup43:55 Movies That Killed Mood48:04 EZ Money50:19 Flex Factor No Show...55:59 Meg Tries The Puzzle59:18 Linkin Park Packed Arena01:03:50 Cringe Bidet Ad Roast01:08:08 Harry Styles Flyaway Call

We are spiralling over the "Longest Drink in Town" and honestly, my brain hurts. Jeremy’s dad designed the iconic Kiwi giraffe cup, but he hasn't seen a cent from the 120 million cups sold. Is the cup tall? Is the drink long? We also dive into the "Honest Day" hypothetical where no one can lie for 24 hours, and let's just say Dan’s answers about his love life got real awkward, real fast. Wait until you hear our heated debate on the moon landing—Meg is convinced it’s the biggest lie in history. Between killer whales being dolphins and the invention of the internet, we are overthinking absolutely everything today. You are not ready for the chaos! 00:45 – The $120 million milkshake cup tragedy 04:30 – The Honest Day: One question you can't lie about 05:45 – Dan’s "spinning plates" threesome nightmare 07:15 – Why Donald Trump would still get away with it 08:20 – Killer whales are actually dolphins (and we’re mad about it) 09:40 – Meg’s moon landing conspiracy theory 11:15 – Did the internet exist in 1969?

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday reacting to rising mince prices and chatting vegetarian alternatives, then bring in Cork listener Liam for St. Patrick’s Day-themed “More or Less” beer trivia. They debate a workplace mentoring program, test Dan’s blunt mentoring style with callers, and play Easy Money for $10,000 with two attempts that fall short. The team argues over a controversial Top 5 list of famous Michaels, shares “lame claim to fame” celebrity moments, and revives Flex Factor with odd talents like burping the alphabet and predicting missing puzzle pieces. They also feature dating advice from Erica and talk late-life ADHD diagnoses and new research on ADHD brain activity. 00:00 Edge Returns Intro01:44 Throwback Playlist Talk05:21 Cost Of Living Fatigue08:05 Road Rage Confessions09:30 First Call Liam Ireland19:05 Mentor Program Drama26:55 EZ Money Fail29:00 Top Five Michaels36:55 Flex Factor Skills41:36 Small Town Bridge Drama45:04 Lame Claims Fame52:29 EZ Money Challenge54:17 Erika - A Little Nudge Dating Advice01:02:05 Flex Factor Returns

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off St. Patrick’s Day with Irish throwbacks and chat, then dive into teeth-whitening mishaps, first calls, and a game comparing Oscar nominations. They follow up on Katrina finally ending a long-distance relationship, attempt EZ Money for $10k, and discuss Ed Sheeran’s unusual will plans. Comedian Ursula Carlson joins to plug her “Fatty on a Yacht” tour, while Nicola Willis explains rising fuel prices and the government’s fuel-stock plan. Producer Neps hits a Ponsonby Z to run a “stop on exactly $10” pump challenge, and the team debates celebrity A/B/C-listers—plus Dan’s car-noise “talent” that gives everyone the ick. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff01:52 Irish Throwback Song Battle04:53 Teeth Whitening Kindness08:26 First Call Truck Driver12:18 Oscars Nominations Game16:29 Parenting Swear Rules20:54 Katrina Breakup Update25:24 EZ Money Quiz Attempt27:42 Ed Sheeran Will Pranks36:37 Ursula Carlson40:53 Oscars Records Recap44:52 Dan’s Unsexy Talent Tease53:18 EZ Money 10K Game55:20 Nicola Willis59:27 Get Pumped Fuel Challenge01:02:24 St Patrick’s Day AI Songs01:08:02 A List Celebrity Revote

Clint, Meg and Dan return on a Monday, celebrating Liam Lawson’s seventh-place China Grand Prix finish and debating F1 results. They preview show giveaways including EZ Money and their Swedish correspondent Sven covering the Oscars. Meg recaps an A&P show where her chutney, plum sauce, cookies, relish and art entries fail to place, including a disqualification. The team plays a “more or less” teeth quiz and discusses a study linking phone use on the toilet to hemorrhoids. They interview @karlydriftwood, a viral Nashville strip-club door girl, then open the floor on big-boob problems after Clint’s wife buys “minimizer” bras. A caller’s long-distance breakup stalls due to being ghosted, and listeners share “try hard” stories. Clint realizes many duty-free boomerangs are ornamental when his won’t return. 00:00 Show Returns Monday02:12 Throwback Song Debate05:58 Meg A&P Show Results10:33 First Call of the Day14:00 More Or Less - Teeth17:02 Phone Toilet Study20:06 Karly - Strip Club Door Girl AMA25:16 EZ Money Game27:35 Minimizer Bra Debate35:35 Katrina Breakup Update40:47 Karly - Strip Club Door Girl AMA44:42 What Does Meg Mean?47:26 Sayings That Should Exist51:15 EZ Money54:14 Sven at the Oscars01:00:30 Try Hards Confessions01:05:31 Duty Free Boomerang Scam

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a spooky Friday the 13th with Warriors hype, throwback tracks, and a debate over monster-themed songs before spinning Rihanna’s “Disturbia.” They plug the Harry Styles flyaway standby list, chat Meg’s A&P-style baking entries, and take calls including cabin-crew realities and dating app updates. New Music Friday features Luke Combs, The Wiggles, Pussycat Dolls, and Live Lounge covers from Zara Larsson and Harry Styles. Dan’s “prayers” become a running gag after Meg’s missing cat Plum returns, leading to on-air requests for healing, Warriors tips, and giveaway luck. EZ Money returns, “Hit the Spot” attempts Tenacious D’s “Tribute” but narrowly misses, small-town news hits Hokitika’s food festival, and callers share breakup reversals and pets missing for years before coming home. 00:00 Spooky Friday Opener04:14 Harry Styles Flyaway Info05:49 Cookie Judging Panel07:48 First Call Of The Day10:51 New Music Friday16:27 Dan Prays For Plum19:18 Prayer Requests On Air23:47 EZ Money Game26:25 Megs Mum Calls In26:56 Hit The Spot Prep33:44 Small Town News 34:48 Hokitika Food Fest37:11 Producer Diary Highlights41:10 Kate Hudson Breakups49:49 EZ Money Challenge52:44 Hit The Spot Attempt56:17 Did We Miss It?!01:00:32 Harry Styles Flyaway01:02:19 Pets Gone Missing

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday’s Edge Breakfast debating Meg’s ever-earlier toast routine and chatting throwbacks like One Direction and Taylor Swift facts, before a “future reader” disputes on-air predictions about celebrity events and deaths. Meg shares an emotional update about her elderly blind cat Plum going missing for two days and then returning, after Dan and Hannah prayed. The team revives “More or Less” with fast-food stats, reflects on COVID lockdown memories with listener calls, and plays EZ Money with contestants Nicky and Trevor. They judge money-saving habits in “Smart or Stingy,” share almost-famous name stories, do Chuck Norris jokes, and Meg de-influences products like a Dyson vacuum and a Nashi rash shirt. The episode also features a chat with Australian designer Katie Perry after winning a long trademark case against the pop star. 00:00 Show Kickoff Banter01:41 Throwback Debate04:23 Linda The Psychic Drops In06:07 Coffee Catch Up11:02 More Or Less Returns15:06 Lockdown Memories23:09 EZ Money 25:37 Smart Or Stingy35:15 Producer Neps Poem38:48 Last Joke Standing - Chuck Norris42:06 De-Influencing48:56 EZ Money 52:03 Hit The Spot Tribute56:52 Katy Perry Trademark Chat01:01:08 Almost Famous Names01:05:56 Partner Pet Peeves