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Halfwits & Failed Crits is an actual play tabletop role-playing podcast where Game Master Jonathan Swenson vows to get his players to the end of a campaign. Unfortunately their cursed dice have other plans. Join them as they play Dungeons & Dragons, and try to make the guild to beat all guilds in Season 1 - Worlds Divided. Blast off into space with Season 2 - Children of the Spine, a Stars Without Number game. Or just hop on for a good time but not a long time with any of the crazy One Shots!? Where the Game Master can be anyone and the rules can be anything!

Halfwits & Failed Crits

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    • Apr 28, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 50m AVG DURATION
    • 93 EPISODES
    • 2 SEASONS


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    Parallel Parables - The Skies Over Buttonbush

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 60:22


    Send us a textWhile the girls are off doing fun and important things, the boys get behind the mics to weave you a tale from the quaint village of Buttonbush, Evarow. Get ready for the high flying adventures of the Gobbly Bird Taxi Company!=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ).End Theme:Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).  Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.=== Anti-Fascist Promo ===Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show

    Parable Infused Tribune Ep 10 - Dirge of the Vibophage | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 81:04


    Send us a textThe PIT Crew pulls back the curtain for the island of performers, and the fate of the Siren's Song rests in the balance.=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.=== Anti-Fascist Promo ===Tabletop Talespinners Network Support the show

    Parable Infused Tribune Ep 9 - I've Been Dying to Talk about the Mail | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 91:21


    Send us a textThe PIT Crew fights to save the leader of the Siren's Song... or did they?! Does he even exist?! Does anyone actually work here?!=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. Support the show

    Parable Infused Tribune Ep 8 - We've Got Ourselves A Mystery! | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 106:25


    Send us a textLeona starts working up the courage to figure out how to audition for the Siren Song, but Sybianna is missing, and Gwyneth has beef with... everyone.=== LINKS === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  Support the show

    Parable Infused Tribune Ep 7 - Turbulent Vibes and High Spirits | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 103:36


    Send us a textAfter a few months of close quarters travel north, the PIT Crew is in desperate need for the good vibes of Vaynome, home of the Siren's Song! === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  Try Legend Keeper for FREEDiscover the ultimate worldbuilding tool for game-masters and storytellers!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 82:45


    Subscriber-only episodeSend us a textLuis once again sits in his Christmas Throne as he brings three little gnomes through a cavernous caper!  === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). 

    Parable Infused Tribune Ep 6 - It Ain't Much But It's Honest Work | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 90:06


    Send us a textThe Pit Crew helps the citizens of Melironto clean up after the arrival of the Profane Herald before heading out for a much needed vacation in Vaynome.=== CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  Try Legend Keeper for FREEDiscover the ultimate worldbuilding tool for game-masters and storytellers!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show

    Parable Infused Tribune Ep 5 - Divine Intervention | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 141:40


    Send us a textThe PIT Crew has secured a ride to the Melironto Chasms, the original goal of their journey to Breascor!=== CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. The Lucky Die - A D&D actual play podcast witnessing an apocalypse in progress, where the gods are dying and criminals have the fate of the world in their hands. https://linktr.ee/tldpod The Sprouting - A Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast, where the eldritch infused plants have already won, plunging humanity into a post apocalyptic world. https://linktr.ee/thesprouting Counterbalance - A high fantasy audio drama that explores what happens to a world when a hole has been torn into the weave of magic. https://linktr.ee/counterbalancepodSupport the show

    Parable Infused Tribune Ep 4 - Botany, Bees, Byri Cordillera | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2024 104:18


    Send us a textThe PIT Crew gets lost in the Breascor Caverns, good thing Reshi has his Grandfather's Tome and plenty of food to get them through this ordeal! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. The Lucky Die - A D&D actual play podcast witnessing an apocalypse in progress, where the gods are dying and criminals have the fate of the world in their hands. https://linktr.ee/tldpod The Sprouting - A Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast, where the eldritch infused plants have already won, plunging humanity into a post apocalyptic world. https://linktr.ee/thesprouting Counterbalance - A high fantasy audio drama that explores what happens to a world when a hole has been torn into the weave of magic. https://linktr.ee/counterbalancepodTry Legend Keeper for FREEDiscover the ultimate worldbuilding tool for game-masters and storytellers!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show

    Parable Infused Tribune Ep 3 - Old Souls Tell Many Tales

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 97:25


    Send us a textThe PIT Crew hides from a storm in the cabin of a very talkative old-timer. === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. The Lucky Die - A D&D actual play podcast witnessing an apocalypse in progress, where the gods are dying and criminals have the fate of the world in their hands. https://linktr.ee/tldpod The Sprouting - A Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast, where the eldritch infused plants have already won, plunging humanity into a post apocalyptic world. https://linktr.ee/thesprouting Counterbalance - A high fantasy audio drama that explores what happens to a world when a hole has been torn into the weave of magic. https://linktr.ee/counterbalancepodSupport the show

    Parable Infused Tribune Ep 2 - The Honest and The Prideful | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 107:57


    Send us a textManon takes a job so the PIT Crew can get their bearings in Breascor, and hopefully learn more about that crazy symbol in the sky! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  Try Legend Keeper for FREEDiscover the ultimate worldbuilding tool for game-masters and storytellers!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show

    Parable Infused Tribune Ep 1 - Shipping Up to Breascor | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 105:05


    Send us a textAll aboard the Wynsom to meet Manon, Leona, and Reshi as they brave the waves and bring their Parable Infused Tribune to a new continent! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. Try Legend Keeper for FREEDiscover the ultimate worldbuilding tool for game-masters and storytellers!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show

    Parable Infused Tribune Ep 0 - Worldbuilding | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 61:51


    Send us a textWelcome to Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune!If you are new to the show, this is a great place to start. We talk about the new game we will be playing, the setting and tone of the story, the major factions, and the characters the cast will be portraying. If you just want to jump right into the story feel free to skip to the next episode! === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@halfwitpodcasts ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). === CREDITS === Game System: PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.  Theme Song: The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ). Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. Try Legend Keeper for FREEDiscover the ultimate worldbuilding tool for game-masters and storytellers!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show

    Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune - Trailer

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 28, 2024 1:15


    Send us a Text Message.The Premier of Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune, starts Monday September 9th 2024. Welcome back to the table everyone!Support the Show.

    Presenting: This Machine Belongs To

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2024 18:02


     Listen Here! ( https://thismachinebelongsto.buzzsprout.com/share ) Hello and welcome everybody to a fantastic April Fools day announcement! The prank is, I decided to release what was the mini project I talked about as its own podcast rather than a new short season of Halfwits & Failed Crits. While it is a solo ttrpg journaling game, the final product felt way more right being its own thing, akin to a traditional audio drama, and if it does well we already have plans on how we can make more seasons of it. So in a minute you'll hear the trailer, and a supercut of the first three episodes. But I have one last gift for you all before that. We are making amazing progress on planning the next campaign. We've made a rulebook of our own called PenultiMyth, made test characters, playtested some of the mechanics and they felt great so far, made 4 major factions with 36 fleshed out leaders within them, and have the world map, its biomes, and some key locations all planned out. If all goes well, the new Campaign will be launching in September! We are so excited to bring you with us on our new adventures!  === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira & Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).   Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.    Support the show

    Children of the Spine Epilogue - The Beautiful Testimony That We Were Here | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2024 48:42


    We sit down as ourselves and chat about Children of the Spine, what our characters are doing, what NPC's are doing, our favorite moments, and other fun tidbits. At the end of the episode I include bloopers from the Finale!Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 ). === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Opening Theme: Nedrak - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  Support the show

    Children of the Spine Finale - Bodies of the Dead Across a River of Blood | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2024 154:55


    The crew returns to Nedrak to right the wrongs of the past. Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 ). === Links === Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. Support the showSupport the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 39 - Angel from the Underworld, the Devil from Paradise | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2024 123:59


    The crew of the Paradise explores the depths of the fungal forest in hopes of finding something, anything, that can help them escape or kill the Terran.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.     Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 38 - You'll Stand at the Precipice of Death and Insanity | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2023 120:29


    The Paradise runs out of fuel, stopping at the consumed vacation planet of Gyeong-otos to gather resources so they can escape the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.    Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 37 - Till You Swing The Bat | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2023 84:39


    The Paradise is in trouble and its up to Mohan to save the fleet with the help of Trixie and Kremlin.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.   Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 36 - The Spine, Twisted and Tied | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 130:26


    War. War Never Changes. The crew learns about the rise, golden age, and fall of the Terran Empire. Then they put boots on the ground as they embody Alpha Team, the a squadron of Terran Dragon Hunting Elites.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.threads.net/@failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.  Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 35 - Moments Lost in Time, Like Tears in Rain | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2023 138:29


    A new beginning, a new mega corp.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses. Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 34 - Who am I to Deny Gravity | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2023 146:12


    The crew of the Paradise learns more about their new hive mind friend, the Spine, and Waotaka's life, while the threat of the Terran grows.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses.  Support the show

    Bonus - Triangle Agency

    Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later Jun 28, 2023 110:11


    Welcome to the Triangle Agency fellow Resonant! This is your new hire training video featuring Agents Hazel (Kiley) and Finn (Laura) on Finn's first mission. Plenty to learn here so take out your tablets and dip your spaghetti in the ink brace as you learn all about what it means to keep our world safe from Anomalies... just like you.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Triangle Agency by Haunted Table LLC (https://hauntedtable.itch.io/)Go pre-order right now! We had so much fun and you can too! (this is an order from your general manager and not doing so can result in demerits, death, or an extended stay in the vault).(https://triangle-agency.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders) Music and Art Provided by Haunted Table LLC (Thank You!!!)Control Yourself & Stability by Edith Margaret Mudge (https://www.edithmudge.com/).Cover Art "Trina" by Ryan Kingdom (https://www.ryankingdomart.com/) Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.  Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 33 - The Dark Between the Stars | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Play 57 sec Highlight Listen Later Jun 19, 2023 112:24


    The Paradise Fleet is lost in the great void of the sector with uncharted spike drill paths and questionable guides, as they search for the isolated AI Colony in hopes of recruiting new and hopefully powerful allies against the Terran. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses. Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 32 - No End to What a Living World Will Demand | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Play 36 sec Highlight Listen Later May 15, 2023 124:58


    In the wake of the Terran's arrival, The Spiral Captains must decide the future of the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla. Meanwhile the crew of the Paradise is a bit on edge as they prepare to hold the weight of that future on their shoulders.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses.  Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 31 - A Collection of Nitwit Ideas that Worked | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Play 26 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 24, 2023 120:59


    The crew of the Paradise has returned home to the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla for some much needed R&R as we watch them grow and the years go by. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 30 - A Small Mirror to Practice Smiling | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 20, 2023 145:21


    The crew of the Paradise gains an unexpected ally, confronts an ancient enemy, and battles for the soul of a lost friend. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).  Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses. Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 29 - Offer Me Proof of Your Existence | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Play 40 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 27, 2023 157:54


    The crew of the Paradise finds the Sarka Institute with the help of Tammy Hatt, their mechs, and some disguises. But first, they have to fix an office copier.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).  Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License. Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 28 - Society Doesn't Always Do What's Right | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Play 39 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 6, 2023 101:12


    The Crew of the Paradise has arrived at the rumored location of Pythia, and while they try to figure out how to reach the planet under the mega-structure that is Seradin, they do some last minute preparations.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).  Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.  Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 27 - Suffering That Brings Us Together | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Play 36 sec Highlight Listen Later Jan 16, 2023 86:01


    The crew of the Paradise learn a bit about their stowaway Mother Dorya, send the crew of the Edda to the Speven Eleven to order a Spapple, and finally get some key info on how to confront Pythia.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).  Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License. Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 26 - What You Take with You, Not What You Leave Behind | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2022 99:23


    The crew of the Paradise have finally tied up most of their lose ends and are ready to take Eskel back to the AGF, but Eskel wants to get a taste of the pirate life first. The crew heads to the race tracks while Eskel gets his friends together for their first Heist.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).   Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 25 - Just Here for the Gasoline | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2022 121:42


    The crew of the Paradise is faced with an eternal dilemma, to pit or not to pit? Will they ever decide what to do next? The Sector may never know!Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).  Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.  Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 24 - The Taxpayer is the Most Hopeless | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2022 159:28


    The crew of the Paradise is off to take on their biggest bounty yet, the assassination of a rising warlord on the planet Wrux, where death and taxes take on a whole new meaning.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).  Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License. Support the show


    Subscriber-only episodeCW: Suicide & Alcoholism are mentioned as potential causes of death. Set in 1920's Boston, Alice (Laura), Elsie (Kiley), Reggie (Luis) and Harvey (Jonathan) are Haunted, searching for Alice's disappeared son. The catch is, one of us already died alone and forgotten.Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game: You Were Never Really Here by Ben ChongMusic: Ominous Forces  by Rafael KruxFree download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5372-ominous-forcesLicense (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseArtist website: https://www.orchestralis.net/Music: Irregular Rhythms by Tim KuligFree download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9829-irregular-rhythmsLicense (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseArtist website: https://timkulig.com/albumsMusic: The Gate by Tim KuligFree download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9873-the-gateLicense (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseArtist website: https://timkulig.com/albumsMusic: Ingestion Of Sorrows by Tim KuligFree download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9828-ingestion-of-sorrowsLicense (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseArtist website: https://timkulig.com/albumsAll other music and SFX used with a Zapslat Gold License and a Dark Fantasy Studios Premium License. 

    Children of the Spine Ep 23 - In the Amber of the Moment | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2022 151:44


    The Crew of the Paradise lands on a dying planet looking for Eskel Folstad in a desperate bid to cross one item off a long list of mysteries. Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ). ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ). *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).  License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).    Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 22 - Slow and Sudden Change | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2022 119:14


    The crew of the Paradise is spending some time recovering from their injuries, fixing the ship, meeting Kei's parents, worrying about Pythia, and deciding which of a hundred different ways they should go next.Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ) *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity. Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show


    Subscriber-only episodeCome join Kiley, Luis, and Jonathan in the Astral Realm above the world of Corvidel, as they take on the roles of godly dynasties vying to claim the throne deep in the Eternal Well!Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS ===   Game System: Dynasty: Who Will Rule the Empire by Storybrewers RoleplayingMusic: Nightmare by Alexander NakaradaFree download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4890-nightmareLicense (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseArtist website: https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/

    Annoucement

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2022 0:18


    Hello everyone, Kiley here with a quick announcement. Unfortunately Jonathan has a bit of a medical issue going on so we won't be uploading for a little bit. But don't worry! We should be up and running at 100% again soon, and we'll keep you posted.Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 21 - The Unconsenting Soul | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Play 59 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 22, 2022 72:25


    C-C-C-COMA EPISODE IS HERE! Most of the crew is down for the count and trapped in the land of the Great Willow once again, as well as some new locales. Meanwhile Astrid and Kei get told there are guests that will be making use of hospital visiting hours, much to Kei's displeasure and Astrid's excitement. Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ) *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity. Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show

    Bonus - Murder on the Eberron Express

    Play Episode Play 51 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 1, 2022 137:06


    All Aboard as GM Kiley takes a cast of kooky killers for the ride of their lives! Join Cinis the Ice Queen (Luis), Ruby the Business Partner (Mary), Maxim the Scholar (Jonathan), and Tuash the Lost Heir (Laura), as they accuse each other of the murder of Egan Bakker with no true detective to help them out. It's going to be a long ride to Fairhaven...  Game:  Murder on the Eberron Express by Orla ni Dhuill. Support them by purchasing the game for yourselves! ( https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/296256/Murder-on-the-Eberron-Express )Opening Theme: Assassin by Rafael Crux ( https://freepd.com/epic.php ) Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity. Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 20 - What If This Time You Fall | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 187:12


    The crew of the Paradise has landed on Kei's home planet of Pylo-Koshi just in time for an annual plume faring festival where they can do some real pirate shit! But before they can hunt the thophids that terrorize the planets domed cities, they have to unload that Ancient they stole from Tudega and get some Gorp! There's absolutely no reason why this shopping / beach episode has an ominous title. Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ) *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Nedrak's Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Other Music and SFX used on a Zapsplat Gold License or a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity. Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.  Abortion Related Resources(choice.crd.co) - A comprehensive list of resources. (plancpills.org/ambassadors) - An early abortion access pills you can store in your cabinet. (prochoice.org/) - An abortion access hotline.(shoutyourabortion.com) - A campaign to normalize abortion Support the show


    Subscriber-only episodeWhile Jonathan and Kiley are away on their honeymoon, GM Laura and Bro Dude Luis take up the reigns and made... this... In a town where everything is normal and nothing ever happens, Amondedeus (Luis) is a normal high school basketball captain, with a secret passion for singing. Too bad his alien parasite has its own ambitions for stardom!Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game: Empty Cycle by Rookie Jet Studio ( https://rookiejet.itch.io/empty-cycle?download ) Music:Raw by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/4264-rawLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseMost other music, sounds, and effects through Zapsplat Gold License. SFX of 14 Glizzies slamming a lunch tray by Halfwits & Failed Crits Foley Workshop.

    Children of the Spine Ep 19 - To Step In Puddles | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 124:02


    The crew of the Paradise confronts the cryptids of Tudega, hoping to warn them of an upcoming attack that the crew had absolutely no part in fueling... and the cryptids have a warning of their own for the crew!Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ) *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity. Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 18 - Tiny Ripples on Approach | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Play 47 sec Highlight Listen Later May 30, 2022 146:40


    The crew of the Paradise takes some downtime on Tudega! They get a nice hotel, pop some bubbly, hit up a night club, and take a tour of the town. But what they learn on their tour is a bit more than they bargained for.  Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ) *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website. Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity. Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.  Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 17 - A Thin Film of Smooth Expanse | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Play 38 sec Highlight Listen Later May 9, 2022 103:25


    The crew of the Paradise is back on the Flotilla and with their new title of Sanguinity Stellar Vessel and an upgraded Spike Drive they are free to pirate how they please for the first time! Their mission: deliver some ammo from S9 to B11. Yes, they decide to travel the entire known sector...Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ) *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity. Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show

    Children of the Spine Ep 16 - Something Terribly Funny | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 18, 2022 191:28


    The crew of the Paradise are back at their old stomping grounds and ready to save their family, friends, and enemies! Or are they? Astrid throws a shovel, Kamala hecking hacks a lot, and Mohan finds bathroom donuts. At least one of them is focused on the mission.Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.  Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ) *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity. Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.  Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)


    Subscriber-only episodeThe gang is all here as Jonathan takes the Bonus GM reigns once again in this harrowing encounter filled with fancy, fun, and fabric?! Join the Sexy Scholar (Kiley), the  Irresistible Influencer (Laura), and the Enchanting Chimney-sweep (Luis)  as they strut their stuff in the 100th Anniversary  Silk Flame Runway Competition!Music:District Four by Kevin MacLeodLink: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3662-district-four ) License:  ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license )  Opportunity Walks by Kevin MacLeodLink: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4173-opportunity-walks )License:   ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license )   Edm Detection Mode by Kevin MacLeodLink: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4987-edm-detection-mode ) License:   ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license )  Inspired by Kevin MacLeodLink: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3918-inspired ) License:  ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity. Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.   

    Children of the Spine Ep 15 - A Horrible Possibility | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Play 45 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 124:32


    The Crew of the Paradise returns from their last mission to find a not quite pleased Captain Radko, especially when Astrid's compad won't stop buzzing with news of disaster on Fornhagi! Astrid gets some nudes, Kamala sells an exotic carcass, and Mohan seriously weighs joining a cult.Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.  Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ) *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity. Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)

    Children of the Spine Ep 14 - In the Midst of Tragedy | A Stars Without Number Podcast

    Play Episode Play 51 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 153:38


    The Crew of the AGF-Paradise is off on another mission! But first some paperwork... Once that's complete its time to head off to K12-02-04: Etalawe, where their job is to help a scientist recover his work from a sunken facility affected by a recent meteor impact. Astrid expends a lot of effort, Kamala makes sushi, and Mohan delivers some pizza.Game System:Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ) *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity. Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)


    Subscriber-only episodeListen. This one. THIS ONE. WELL DO WE HAVE A ONE FOR YOU.  Sorry? Thank you? Don't know.Join Jonathan and he GMs Kiley and Luis through a super romp through an action movie as we play All Outta Bubblegum by Jeffrey Grant & Michael Sullivan. Spoiler: We get super drunk super fast. If that's not your thing we don't blame you. It will never be my thing again.Intro and Outro:Hellfire by Alexander NakaradaLink: ( https://filmmusic.io/song/8902-hellfire )License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity. Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.  

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