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Latest podcast episodes about halfwits

The Dave Glover Show
Halfwits with our friend Adriana- hour 4

The Dave Glover Show

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 18:15


Halfwits with our friend Adriana- hour 4 full 1095 Thu, 20 Mar 2025 21:33:25 +0000 jLwHruKL08XH6FinxnUQlAGCYG17Nprh comedy,religion & spirituality,society & culture,news,government The Dave Glover Show comedy,religion & spirituality,society & culture,news,government Halfwits with our friend Adriana- hour 4 The Dave Glover Show has been driving St. Louis home for over 20 years. Unafraid to discuss virtually any topic, you'll hear Dave and crew's unique perspective on current events, news and politics, and anything and everything in between. 2024 © 2021 Audacy, Inc. Comedy Religion & Spirituality Society & Culture News Government False https://player.amperwavepodcasting.com?feed-link=htt

Looks Unfamiliar
The Looks Unfamiliar Summertime Special: Bob Fischer And Georgy Jamieson - Why Would Anyone Want To Eat A Foot-Shaped Ice Cream?

Looks Unfamiliar

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2024 72:06


Looks Unfamiliar is a podcast in which writer and occasional broadcaster Tim Worthington talks to a guest about some of the things that they remember that nobody else ever seems to.This time, in a special summer edition, Tim, Bob Fischer and Georgy Jamieson are all crowding into a sweltering local radio studio with only a lone copy of the Capital Radio DJs' Dot Cotton and Thatcher impression-led parody cover of The Holiday Rap by MC Miker G And DJ Sven to hand, ready to take your calls about some of the seaside tat and summer holiday boredom that - perhaps thankfully - you just don't seem to get any more. So that's morning television being full of crackly old repeated imports and Why Don't You...?, Breakfast Television insisting on presenting daily roving 'saucy' reports from seaside towns, everyone watching the tennis and cricket coverage for the theme music and then switching off, the Radio 1 Roadshow, badly-planned interminable car journeys to rain-lashed resorts, those weird shops that sold plastic fishing nets and fold-up aviator shades and arcades that had one lone solitary 'Space Invaders' machine, the newsagent wheeling out that big freezer for another summer of rivalry between Wall's and Lyons Maid and much more besides. In a drizzly heatwave of a chat we'll be speculating on the efficacy of Kiss-Me-Quick-Hats sported by popular television puppets, searching for Ian Botham's constantly moving speakeasy, visiting the Motorway Service Station Mirror Universe, revisiting the BBC's 'Summer Apes' Season, celebrating the work of the Gary Davies Elvis fairground artist, despairing of the rival rivalries between Mr. Freeze and Ice Pops and The Halfwits and The Dingbats, revealing why all ice cream vans have an army of Mods in hot pursuit, organising a day trip to the exact spot where Roland Rat pushed Kevin The Gerbil down a hill, going to see Confessions Of A Ventriloquist starring Robin Askwith and Richard Herring, not staring at Erika Roe on an on-the-spot report live from a joke shop and debating whether summer is ever truly summer if you haven't spent the entirety of it throwing a tennis ball against a wall. Call in and tell us the most you've ever won on a 'one-armed bandit' now!You can find more editions of Looks Unfamiliar at http://timworthington.org/. You can also find Bob and Georgy on Looks Unfamiliar taking a look at some of their favourite forgotten Christmas trimmings here as well as Bob on The Tom O'Connor Roadshow, Giant Hogweed, Can't Get A Ticket (For The World Cup) by Peter Dean, Glee Bars, J. Edward Oliver's ‘Abolish Tuesdays' and How To Be A Wally here, Eighties ‘Tabloid Celebrities', Accidentally Kelly Street by Frente!, The Two Ronnies' ‘Mileaway', Rude Food, Suggs On Saturday and School Folk Songs here and Tucker's Luck, Pookiesnackenburger, We Wanna Be Famous by Buster Gobsmack And Eats Filth', game show contestants' occupations being booed by the studio audience and the lost ancient art of the paper plate and shaving foam Custard Pie here, and Georgy on Indoor League, Re-Joyce!, the The Animals In The Box sketch, the Paul Squire Fan Club, Pippa Dolls, Pig In The Middle and Good Winter Telly here.If you enjoy Looks Unfamiliar, you can help to support the show by buying us a coffee here. In a mug large enough to spare Erika Roe's modesty please.

The Dave Glover Show
Halfwits with Hancock & Kelley- hour 3

The Dave Glover Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2024 28:43


The Dave Glover Show
Halfwits with Bo Matthews- hour 4 *short hour due to game!

The Dave Glover Show

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2024 15:58


The Dave Glover Show
Halfwits with Michael Calhoun- hour 4

The Dave Glover Show

Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2024 19:26


The Dave Glover Show
Halfwits with Michael Calhoun- hour 4

The Dave Glover Show

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2024 20:05


The Dave Glover Show
Halfwits with Tony Scott- hour 4

The Dave Glover Show

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2024 20:14


The Dave Glover Show
Halfwits with Matt Pauley- hour 4

The Dave Glover Show

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2024 16:51


Halfwits & Failed Crits
Presenting: This Machine Belongs To

Halfwits & Failed Crits

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2024 18:02


 Listen Here! ( https://thismachinebelongsto.buzzsprout.com/share ) Hello and welcome everybody to a fantastic April Fools day announcement! The prank is, I decided to release what was the mini project I talked about as its own podcast rather than a new short season of Halfwits & Failed Crits. While it is a solo ttrpg journaling game, the final product felt way more right being its own thing, akin to a traditional audio drama, and if it does well we already have plans on how we can make more seasons of it. So in a minute you'll hear the trailer, and a supercut of the first three episodes. But I have one last gift for you all before that. We are making amazing progress on planning the next campaign. We've made a rulebook of our own called PenultiMyth, made test characters, playtested some of the mechanics and they felt great so far, made 4 major factions with 36 fleshed out leaders within them, and have the world map, its biomes, and some key locations all planned out. If all goes well, the new Campaign will be launching in September! We are so excited to bring you with us on our new adventures!  === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ). Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira & Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).   Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.    Support the show

ScotRock
Episode 40: Kevin Howett - The Northumbrian Halfwit (35 years of Mountaineering Scotland) - Part 2

ScotRock

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2024 101:30


We are back with part 2 of our epic history lesson with climbing legend Kevin Howett.  If you haven't caught part 1 yet, jump back an episode and hear all the stories form the man himself.  This second part will be very climbing focused looking at his role in the development of your indoor climbing walls, the entire coaching scene and our incredible RealRock program, throughout his 35 years with Mountaineering Scotland. Enjoy!

The Dave Glover Show
Halfwits with Tony Scott- hour 2

The Dave Glover Show

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2024 30:16


The Dave Glover Show
Battle of the Halfwits- hour 4

The Dave Glover Show

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2024 16:46


Cointelpro 2.0
Henchmen & Halfwits // Cointelpro 2.0 Podcast

Cointelpro 2.0

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2023 135:54


We go over stalker internal monologues, character traits, and things that trigger adolescent behavior while stalking a target to prolonging the abuse // www.Cointelpro2zero.co. // www.meshnews.org //

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @ The Irish Times
‘Ross, this is all your fault, you sniggering halfwit - that daughter of yours has been going wrong since the day she was born'

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @ The Irish Times

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2023 6:32


It's a sad day. Everyone agrees. Not as sad – hand on hort – as Ireland losing to the All Blacks last weekend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben Fordham: Highlights
‘Halfwits' - Expert blasts Indigenous word changes

Ben Fordham: Highlights

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2023 5:57


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FOX Sports Knoxville
TalkSports 5-2 HR 3: Morons, Halfwits, And Howler Monkeys

FOX Sports Knoxville

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2023 37:50


TalkSports 5-2 HR 3: Morons, Halfwits, And Howler Monkeys by FOX Sports Knoxville

Halfwit History
99 - The Stone of Scone

Halfwit History

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2022 37:28


This week Kiley learns not about boulders or rocks, but stones and the miles they've traveled.  Topic: The Christmas Caper of the Coronation Stone of Scone! P.S. - We'll be back soon but are taking a break. Happy Holidays & Happy New Year to all our Halfwit and Historians!   Editor's Note: It's cruel and unusual that Kiley decided to talk about traveling stones when she knew good and well Jonathan's kidney stones have not budged in over a week.  Support the showMusic: "Another Day" by The Fisherman. Cover Art by LezullaPlease Rate & Review us on Podchaser! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, and visit our website at www.HalfwitPodcasts.com! Reach out, say hello, or suggest a topic at HalfwitPod@gmail.com, or on this form!

Serious Danger
51: All Cops Are Halfwits (ft. Councillor Jonno Sriranganathan)

Serious Danger

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2022 57:38


Free tampons for women, but what do blokes get!?! Emerald and Tom are joined by the Greens councillor for the Gabba Ward of the Brisbane City Council, Jonno Sriranganathan. They discuss the recent leaks of Queensland Police being racist nazi scum (8:44) and Jonno's mention in the leaked recordings. Then they move on to the upcoming Victorian state election (41:52) - the Greens exciting polling, nasty attacks from Labor, and how to grow thick skin as the party expands. Finally, a call to action (53:31).  Full video version of this episode available on https://www.youtube.com/c/SeriousDangerAU  New Patreon episode just released - Tom and Emerald review Greens memes and some shit takes in the media. Is Joe Hildebrand getting dumber!? https://www.patreon.com/SeriousDangerAU  Subscribe on Patreon to support the show and check out all our bonus Patreon eps with guests like Wil Anderson, Cam Wilson, Tom Tanuki and Jon Kudelka, and deep dives into topics like CPAC, Aussie political sketch comedy, internal Greens party shenanigans, and whether a Greens government would lead to the apocalypse. Call to action - It's Victorian election week! Volunteer if you can https://victoria.greens.org.au/volunteer  VOTE BELOW THE LINE PLEASE (Glenn Druery story - https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/nov/17/glenn-druery-preference-whisperer-leaked-video-cfmeu-labor-greens-victoria-state-election-2022)  https://www.jonathansri.com/  https://twitter.com/jonathan_sri  https://www.facebook.com/jonno.sri  Produced by Michael Griffin Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok and Patreon @SeriousDangerAU seriousdangerpod.comSupport the show: http://patreon.com/seriousdangerauSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Halfwits & Failed Crits

Subscriber-only episodeWhile Jonathan and Kiley are away on their honeymoon, GM Laura and Bro Dude Luis take up the reigns and made... this... In a town where everything is normal and nothing ever happens, Amondedeus (Luis) is a normal high school basketball captain, with a secret passion for singing. Too bad his alien parasite has its own ambitions for stardom!Join our Community! ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ). Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ). Follow! ( https://www.twitter.com/failedcrits ). Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  === CREDITS === Game: Empty Cycle by Rookie Jet Studio ( https://rookiejet.itch.io/empty-cycle?download ) Music:Raw by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/4264-rawLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseMost other music, sounds, and effects through Zapsplat Gold License. SFX of 14 Glizzies slamming a lunch tray by Halfwits & Failed Crits Foley Workshop.

Buzzcast
Do We Need To Mark This Explicit? with Jonathan Swenson

Buzzcast

Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later May 26, 2022 45:33 Transcription Available


While Alban and Kevin are off to the Podcast Show in London, Jordan has Buzzsprout Facebook Group Moderator, Jonathan Swenson, on the show. In this episode, the hosts discuss the new Buzzsprout Ads rollout, the announcement of Apple Podcasts Delegated Delivery integration, Spotify's newest mishaps, the very sexy RØDECaster Pro II, and play a friendly game of Poddle. Thanks to Jonathan Swenson for guesting on this episode!  You can find his podcasts here: Halfwit History: https://www.halfwit-history.com/Halfwits & Failed Crits: https://www.halfwitsfailedcrits.com/Jonathan's Twitter: @jaygswensonBUZZSPROUT ADSBuzzcast Bonus Episode: https://buzzcast.buzzsprout.com/231452/10661774-buzzsprout-ads-have-arrivedFor more info about Buzzsprout Ads:https://www.buzzsprout.com/help/175-buzzsprout-adsAPPLE PODCASTS DELEGATED DELIVERYhttps://www.buzzsprout.com/blog/apple-podcasts-delegated-deliveryIntegration that allows creators to manage both their free and premium content for Apple Podcasts from within Buzzsprout. If you're on Buzzsprout, you'll have access to Delegated Delivery on all paid plans starting this fall. Watch Buzzsprout's video about how to set up Apple Podcasts Subscriptions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc2aMNViSDkSPOTIFY ERRORS https://podnews.net/update/spotify-boozePODDLEhttps://poddle.podchaser.com/New game by Podchaser inspired by WordleDaily puzzle with podcast artwork obscured by pixelsBecomes less pixelated with each guessRØDECASTER PRO II The Leak: https://sterlingclear.online/eim/rdecaster-pro-ii-revealed?utm_source=podnews.net&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=podnews.net:2022-05-20The Official Announcement: https://rode.com/en/the-revolution-is-hereBAD REVIEWSTo submit your funny bad review for a future segment, send a screenshot to @jordanpods on Twitter. This episode of Buzzcast is hosted by Jordan Blair @jordanpods and Jonathan Swenson @jaygswenson. Thanks for listening & keep podcasting!

The Dave Glover Show
Battle of the Halfwits- hour 4

The Dave Glover Show

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 16:26


The Rush Hour Melbourne Catch Up - 105.1 Triple M Melbourne - James Brayshaw and Billy Brownless
Danny Green, Dob in a Halfwit, Heart Health - The Rush Hour podcast - Tuesday 22nd March 2022

The Rush Hour Melbourne Catch Up - 105.1 Triple M Melbourne - James Brayshaw and Billy Brownless

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 52:17


All Sports Report, JB and Billy urge you to get your heart checked, when have you had to sell your car... unusual?, The Channel 7 Footy Commentary Team Photo, Shane Warne Memorial Tickets are available, dob in a halfwit, We discover some of Billy's ancestry!, Danny Green, Billy's Joke See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Dave Glover Show
12-15-21 Hour 4 Halfwits

The Dave Glover Show

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 16:03


We play Battle Of The Halfwits! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not For Prophets Stereo Podcast
101 "Hat-Trick of Halfwits"— the only Uncensored, all Arkansas focused and Best Sounding podcast made in the Natural State

Not For Prophets Stereo Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 59:17


If you're all out of Thanksgiving desserts, you're in luck because I've got something sweet for you right here. It's another Blue Ribbon banger of an episode of the only all Arkansas focused podcast and the best sounding podcast made in the Natural State. You want a little taste? Keep reading. - https://cash.app/$JGM - let me do some xmas shopping for you - UPDATES   + the 3 Stoopids, delayed   + deviant Duggar, delayed   + the Satanic Temple vs AR: knock it off with all the delays! - Little Rock robberies up 30% / protect your neck - that 'itis - LR high school: (ISS) girl gone wild - News From 100 Years Ago - ADVERTISEMENT - there are two kinds of people; you're at least one kind - $JGM ....and good golly, Miss Molly, there's as bunch more than that shoved into this tiny little audio package that's dying to be poured into your hearing holes. Want a bribe? Leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts with words and send me a message. I'll make sure you get your bribe. And there's a chance you'll land yourself an INDECLINE Riot Stick or a bottle of Scottie Pippen's Digits bourbon. Thanks for hopping on the ride with me and I hope you dig it. Tap the SUBSCRIBE button to make sure you never miss a new weekly episode, or any of the bonus episodes that come out by surprise. If you're liking what's happing here, tell someone. Better yet, just grab their phone and subscribe for them. Do them the favor, okay? Interested in sponsoring the podcast, or want to reach out? Feel at any time. mail@notforprophets.net Web: notforprophets.net Instagram Twitter YouTube Spotify SpaceHey $JGM

The Dave Glover Show
10-22-21 Hour 4 Battle Of The Halfwits

The Dave Glover Show

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 18:10


It's Wheels vs. Rachel in this game of trivia! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kiwis And Dragons Gold Edition
Episode 9 - Halfwit and Halfheart

Kiwis And Dragons Gold Edition

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 58:36


A NEW ADVENTURE BEGINS!   In this episode Dunkin becomes a genius again and Skold picks a fight.

The Dave Glover Show
07-14-21 Hour 2 Kevin Wheeler

The Dave Glover Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 30:59


Dave Murray gives us an early forecast, and Wheels comes by to play Battle of the Halfwits! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dorky Geeky Nerdy Trivia Podcast

Have you caught them all? Hey gang, this week, we're diving into Pokémon Trivia. Pokémon took over schools and TVs in the 1990s. It was everywhere and it's high time we tackled the franchise. This episode was the direct result of listener feedback. So, let it not be said that we don't listen to what you're saying. If you've got a suggestion for an episode in the future, let us know. Also, let us know below what you thought of the episode. We need your feedback on every episode we do. Thanks! We're doing a cross-promotion this week with the RPG podcast, Halfwits & Failed Crits. Halfwits & Failed Crits is an actual play tabletop role-playing podcast where Game Master Jonathan Swenson vows to get his players to the end of a campaign. Unfortunately their cursed dice have other plans. Join them as they play Dungeons & Dragons, and try to make the guild to beat all guilds in Season 1 – Worlds Divided. Blast off into space with Season 2 – Children of the Spine, a Stars Without Number game. Or just hop on for a good time but not a long time with any of the crazy One Shots!? Where the Game Master can be anyone and the rules can be anything! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dorkygeekynerdy/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dorkygeekynerdy/support

Dorky Geeky Nerdy Trivia
Pokémon Trivia

Dorky Geeky Nerdy Trivia

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 13:26


Have you caught them all? Hey gang, this week, we're diving into Pokémon Trivia. Pokémon took over schools and TVs in the 1990s. It was everywhere and it's high time we tackled the franchise. This episode was the direct result of listener feedback. So, let it not be said that we don't listen to what you're saying. If you've got a suggestion for an episode in the future, let us know. Also, let us know below what you thought of the episode. We need your feedback on every episode we do. Thanks! We're doing a cross-promotion this week with the RPG podcast, Halfwits & Failed Crits. Halfwits & Failed Crits is an actual play tabletop role-playing podcast where Game Master Jonathan Swenson vows to get his players to the end of a campaign. Unfortunately their cursed dice have other plans. Join them as they play Dungeons & Dragons, and try to make the guild to beat all guilds in Season 1 – Worlds Divided. Blast off into space with Season 2 – Children of the Spine, a Stars Without Number game. Or just hop on for a good time but not a long time with any of the crazy One Shots!? Where the Game Master can be anyone and the rules can be anything! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/dorkygeekynerdy/message

Hamin Media Group
The War On Morons Episode 78 - Hypocritical Halfwits of the House of Reps

Hamin Media Group

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021 76:30


Just when we thought things couldn’t get any dumber, the armies of Moron America found a way to outdo themselves. What will they think of next? In the Stack of Stupidity this week: * Herr Burgermeister Moron Joe wants to ration our beef * Renowned knife expert OJ Simpson thinks LeBron went too far on Twitter * People are worshipping George Floyd in religious ceremonies * Hilarious hypocrisy from Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters and The Squad * Oregon to make social distancing and mask mandates permanent? * SJWs are mad that there aren’t enough queer cartoon dogs in children’s shows * Idris Elba “isn’t black enough to be real” according to the BBC “diversity chief” Plus, watch for appearances from Mac in Flushing finding a legal loophole to screw his tenants, Chattahoochee Charlie starting a knife-fighting club for toddlers behind the motel, Louisiana Louie challenging him to a duel, Jimmy James helping you sue the boys in blue and Executive Producer Penelope Cruxton introducing DJ Luvvstikk to the new “justice-conscious” TV lineup at FNN. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Want the video version? WOM is now on GabTV! - https://tv.gab.com/channel/jayritchie84 #stupidcriminals #fakenews #parody #podcasts #comedy #satire #politicalhumor #FloridaMan SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW HAMIN MEDIA GROUP AFFILIATES CHANNEL!  www.haminmediagroup.podbean.com YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnZkzOodkDzBN5wiunvCXkg CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS!! Vince Russo Bro! Coffee from TheBroasters.com Artisan Greek Olive Oil from zourdosoliveoil.com Pro Wrestling Tees Prowrestlingtees.com/SuperStarSilvio ProWrestlingTees.com/BinHamin ProWrestlingTees.com/StevieRichards ProWrestlingTees.com/SEGShirts ProWrestlingTees.com/GreekGodPapadon   Stevie Richards Fitness StevieRichardsFitness.com

World of Wyldrvir
Wyldrvir Playtest (Guest Session) #5: Nokka's Fishing Hole (Starring Halfwits and Failed Crits)

World of Wyldrvir

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 85:34


THIS PLAYTEST WAS INITIALLY UPLOADED TO OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL ON 01/20/2021 We are reuploading our playtests to audio only platforms! Huge thanks to everyone involved in our playtesting phase and as we move into this more Guest Session Style we hope you enjoy the off week content between mainline episodes of our podcast! Hey everyone welcome to the first Wyldrvir playtest of 2021. We were joined by the awesome people of Halfwits and Failed Crits who will soon be starting their second season. They made new characters in the world of Wyldrvir and travel into the Veiland Tundra to find a place to keep warm for the night. You can find Halfwits and Failed Crits here: https://twitter.com/FailedCrits​and you can find all things Wyldrvir here: https://worldofwyldrvir.carrd.co/​

Radio Free Hillsdale 101.7 FM
The Loft: Season 2, Episode 1: Hillsdating, Hauntings, and Halfwits

Radio Free Hillsdale 101.7 FM

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 22:24


Rachel and the guys talk about Phil's abduction by Somali Pirates, a possible solution to Hillsdating, and more!

Halfwits & Failed Crits
Worlds Divided Ep 14 - Finale

Halfwits & Failed Crits

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 119:12


The Syndicate are locked in battle with the Grand Masters of Hallastead in the final fight to free themselves and their new allies from their imprisonment within the rifts. Can they right the wrongs of the past, or will they be forced to live in the dying rifts!?  This is the Finale of Halfwits & Failed Crits Season 1 - Worlds Divided! Thank you to all of our listeners who came along this journey with us! Please let use our social media below to let us know your favorite character, favorite funny moments, anything! And if you are reading this here's the first teaser for whats coming next! Here's the cover art for H&FC S2 - Children of the Spine! More news on that later, this pandemic will probably effect when we start since we were hoping to have 7 more episodes ready to go by now. But we do have a 5 Part Prologue, World Building, Episode 1, and Faction Turn 1 already locked and loaded so we will be back! I can't wait for you all to hear the drastic increase in quality starting with world building and the new sound efforts put into episode 1! See you soon! Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website. Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.    Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)

5 Minute Mondays
Podcast Promotion: How do I get my podcast in front of more people?

5 Minute Mondays

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2020 7:23 Transcription Available


Jonathan from Halfwits & Failed Crits asks, "How do you promote a podcast?"TL;DROne thing most podcasters don't realize is how much work it takes to grow your audience and find new listeners. Podcast marketing and promotion often take as much time as creating the podcast episodes themselves. The key to making any marketing strategy work is to find new listeners that would be interested in your podcast and telling them about it. Here are the top 3 strategies for promoting your podcast.1. Social MediaSocial media platforms like Facebook, LinkedIn, Reddit, Twitter, and Instagram are great places to find potential podcast listeners. Use each platform's built-in community tool, whether it's groups or hashtags, and start engaging with people. Leave helpful comments, establishing yourself as a trustworthy expert, and point people back to your podcast when prompted.2. Be A Podcast GuestGoing on someone else's podcast is a great promotion strategy. The people listening to that show have already shown they're interested in the subject, so if you're able to spend 45 minutes to an hour demonstrating your expertise there's a high likelihood that good chunk of that podcast's audience will follow you to your show. Make sure the audience has a decent overlap with yours to ensure this strategy will actually work.3. Be Easy To FindMake sure your podcast is listed in Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts, TuneIn, and Stitcher. These directories make up close to 95% of all podcast listeners.For bonus points, use SEO keywords in your podcast name and episode titles to leverage the search function inside of each podcasting app and on Google.Learn more about Podcast SEO Strategy in this SEO-focused episode of Podcasting Q&A.Bonus. Overcast AdsIf you have some budget and want to juice your subscriber count, run some ads on the Overcast podcast app. This puts your show in front of new audiences and tracks how many new subscribers you get as well. The ROI on Overcast ads consistently beats Facebook Ads and Google Adwords.Learn more about Overcast ads.Looking for some more promotion strategies? Check out our guide with more than 50 podcast marketing ideas.Record your podcasting question at Speakpipe.com/Buzzsprout to be featured on a future episode.Review Podcasting Q&A in Podchaser to let us know what you think of the show.

5 Minute Mondays
Podcast Networks: Are they valuable? When should you start or join one?

5 Minute Mondays

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2020 5:10 Transcription Available


Jonathan from Halfwits & Failed Crits asks, "My question is about podcast networks. When should you start one, join one, or should you avoid them?"TL;DRMany of today's most popular podcasts are a part of podcast networks. These networks pool together groups of shows for better access to sponsors, faster growth, and better exposure. They can be an excellent option for independent podcasters, but there are a couple of things to be aware of before signing on the dotted line.Pro #1: Easier access to sponsors. The truth is, unless you're getting upwards of 50,000 downloads per episode, you're not going to get much interest from sponsors. But when you bundle your show together along with a dozen others, now you can negotiate based on your collective downloads across the entire network.Pro #2: You may grow faster. One of the fastest ways to grow your podcast audience is by being a guest on other podcasts. Being a part of a podcast network means you'll be able to consistently land guest spots on multiple podcasts, exposing their listeners to your podcast and vice versa.Con #1: You will lose some creative control. When you join a podcast network, they will likely have the last word on what you can and can't discuss. If you cover explicit content or care about which sponsors you promote to your listeners, make sure you'll be a good fit for what the network is already doing.Con #2: You may lose ownership of your podcast. In addition to switching to your network's preferred podcast hosting platform, you may have to sign away the rights to your podcast to join the network. That means if you decide to leave the network at some point in the future, you can't take your podcast with you. Make sure to read the fine print.How to create your own podcast network:Find a group of podcasts that appeal to similar audiencesCreate an "informal" podcast network where you promote each otherNegotiate with sponsors using the collective sum of your podcast audiencesRecord your podcasting question at Speakpipe.com/Buzzsprout to be featured on a future episode.Review Podcasting Q&A in Podchaser to let us know what you think of the show.

Overnight Underground News Blip
Overnight Underground News May 5th 2020

Overnight Underground News Blip

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2020 7:05


The Overnight Underground Podcast, now the headlines:  Chowderheads abound in open states. Trump will bring back the coronavirus press circuses. Wear a face mask or start shootin’. Kentucky woman invents the convertible face mask and Hey Wendy’s These stories and more coming up on today’s Overnight Underground News.  I’m John Ford.   American’s return to the great outdoors Halfwits abound after some states have relaxed their stay at home order. In Texas, beaches in some areas look more like bumper to bumper flesh. So much for social distancing. In Port Aransas, just up the coast from Corpus Christi, one local posted pictures on Fakebook that shows beach goers have traded social distancing to social indifference. The beaches in Port Aransas had been off limits for a month before opening over the weekend. It is indeed, as one local put it,  a jungle out there.  On Miami Beach, South Pointe Park was forced to shut down five days after it re-opened. According to the Miami Herald, park rangers issued nearly nine thousand verbal warnings to park goers for not wearing facial coverings. Here’s an idea, just tell the Miami Beach douchebags that surgical mask tan lines are all the rage and everyone will be wearing one. Across the state in Clearwater, Florida, beachgoers are using seaweed to create social distancing boundaries blocking off the section around their beach encampments.  In California, Governor Newsom has caved and is loosening restrictions on his stay-at-home order this week. The retail sector will start to reopen with curbside pickup and Newsom said that the state is looking to move into phase 2.  Trump will resume coronavirus press conferences The President said yesterday that his coronavirus press conferences will return, they just won’t be back on a daily basis.  As reported in the Daily News, Trump said that “everybody” enjoyed his White House coronavirus briefings and rambled on about how great the ratings were. Mister Trump, please Define everybody.  Trump and press continue to spar The President also took verbal pot shots at a couple of reporters. That didn’t stop the press from taking a few shots back at Trump yesterday, here’s MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough using his air-time to call out Trump to take a rest for not being well. New strain of Covid-19 detected Well here’s some good news, of course I jest. According to the LA TImes, there is a mutant coronavirus strain out there spreading coast to coast that is more infectious than the first round. Scientists at the Los Alamos National Laboratory, who conducted the study that exhumed the new strain, say it is now the dominant strain worldwide. The new strain, according to the eggheads, may also make those infected vulnerable to a second infection after a first bout with Covid-19. So how much longer should we all just lock ourselves down in the basement? That’s a good question, Biden may know, he seems to have gotten pretty good at hiding in his.  No face mask? That’s a shootin’ If the security guard won’t let you into the store because your kid isn’t wearing a face mask? Why, just shoot them of course.  A woman, along with her husband and son are being charged with murder in Flint, Michigan, after shooting the security guard at the local Family Dollar store. The guard, who was enforcing the state's face mask policy, reportedly refused the family entrance to the store because their daughter wasn’t wearing a face mask. The woman, Sharmel Teague, I guess that’s pronounced sort of like Charmin and caramel combined, Sharmel, her mother must have loved werthers candy and toilet paper, that’s all I can think of. Anyway she argued with the guard and then allegedly shot him in the back of the head.  Kentucky woman is a moron No matter where they may live, humans seem to often be universally stupid. A woman in Kentucky it seems has been cutting holes in her mask, exposing her mouth and nose, just to make it easier to breathe. A gas station clerk at the S J Food Mart in Lexington spotted the mask wearing Mensa member and asked her about her clever custom mask attire.  The video has already received more than eight hundred thousand likes on TikTok. Florida woman busted As we continue to take a trip down the isle of morons, a Florida woman has been busted for exposing her non-locked down breasts. The Smoking Gun reports that a fifty six year old Vero Beach woman was cleaning out her garage topless, in full horrific view of her neighbors, who of course called the cops on lady garage diva. The woman, according to the neighbors, quote: “bent over with her top down and started pounding on her blue plastic recycling bin making sure that the victim and the kids were looking.” Victim? Of course it can’t be unseen, and no amount of eye bleach can cure it, but victim?  Twitter users have beef with Wendy’s Hey Wendy’s, where's the beef. That’s exactly what some customers are asking the fast food hamburger chain. Meat shortages have caused Wendy’s to take burgers off the menu at a number of its stores in California and across the nation. It’s reported that somewhere in the neighborhood of a fifth of Wendy’s US restaurants are lacking meat. (Bloomberg reports that some customers have taken to Twitter complaining. Taken to Twitter to complain? And you have to have noticed, yes your groceries have been taking a price hike. Milk prices are up ten percent and eggs have risen thirty percent.  Chicken poop in the park Sweden has a novel way of keeping people out of parks during their lockdown. In the city of Lund, which usually draws crowds numbering in the tens of thousands to celebrate Walpurgis Night in its central park, decided the best way to deal with the revelers was using chicken shit. No seriously. Officials in the Swedish city will dump more than a ton of chicken poop into the park.  According to the newspaper Syvesdenskan, the chairman of the Lund council's environmental committee said, quote:: "We get the opportunity to fertilize the lawns, and at the same time it will stink and so it may not be so nice to sit and drink beer in the park." Now there’s an election promise if I ever heard one. 

Hostile Work Environment with Marc and Dennis
Sp Ep 3 - Team Halfwit Rides Again

Hostile Work Environment with Marc and Dennis

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2020 51:50


Stuck at home at the start of a long quarantine, the members of Team Halfwit -- who had never spoken together in a group outside of WhatsApp -- discuss their personal and professional experiences related to the Coronavirus (COVID-19). It was a special time for us, and we hope, a useful dialogue for all of you. Just for fun, we top off the episode with a listener submission about an elevator that can't go all the way down... The glorious members of Team Halfwit are: Jon Hyman: @JonHyman | The Ohio Employer Law Blog (temporarily renamed the Coronavirus Law Blog) Tracy Coenen: @SequenceInc | Sequence Inc. Forensic Accounting Suzanne Lucas: @RealEvilHrLady | Evil HR Lady Jeff Nowak: @jeffreysnowak | FMLA Insights Daniel Schwartz: @danielschwartz | The Connecticut Employment Law Blog Please read their blogs, interact with them on social media, and hire them. And of course your co-hosts... Kate Bischoff: @k8bischHRLaw | tHRive Law and Consulting Marc Alifanz: @saladpants | Coming Soon: Alifanz HR Law and Consulting (yes, he totally copied Kate) The podcast can be found at @hwepodcast Please email your stories, questions, comments and/or discussion items at hwepodcast@gmail.com Lastly, thank you so much for listening and supporting us. Please let people know about us and that we're BACK! Please rate and review us on iTunes

Halfwits & Failed Crits
Worlds Divided Ep 1 - United, Guilded, The Ritual

Halfwits & Failed Crits

Play Episode Play 25 sec Highlight Listen Later Jan 23, 2020 25:06 Transcription Available


Welcome to the first episode of Worlds Divided! In this episode the Halfwits recount the first three games we played before we started recording. After the summaries, you roll and insight check and get a....ten? This was a long time ago but we talk about to games out of character for a moment and give a glimpse into how we started out!Music: "Crunk Knight" by Kevin MacLeodFollow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)

Halfwit History
34 - Games with Ghosts

Halfwit History

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 40:41 Transcription Available


This week Kiley loses her head over a ghost who appears at court, and Jonathan rolls a natural one trying to contain his excitement for his topic, and our new project!Topics: The Greenbrier Ghost, Dungeons & Dragons, Halfwits & Failed CritsMusic: "Another Day" by The FishermanHalfwits & Failed Crits Theme: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, and visit our website at www.halfwit-history.com!Reach out, say hello, or suggest a topic at HalfwitPod@gmail.com Support the show (https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwithistory)

Halfwits & Failed Crits
Halfwits & Failed Crits Trailer

Halfwits & Failed Crits

Play Episode Play 52 sec Highlight Listen Later Jan 1, 2020 1:30


Welcome to Halfwits & Failed Crits!We are an actual play tabletop role playing podcast where Game Master Jonathan tries to get his players to the end of a campaign, even if their cursed dice have other plans.Season 1 is Worlds Divided, a Dungeons and Dragons 5e campaign where an unlikely group forms a guild, and makes it their mission to upstage the top ranked guild in the nation. This is your standard Sword and Sorcery Fantasy, filled with monsters, quests, and mysterious rifts? You'll see.Season 2 is Children of the Spine, a sci-fi space opera where the players are young adults trying to learn who they are, where they are, and what they are going to do with themselves after being rescued from a very Lord of the Flies type situation on an isolated planet. There is also a prequel to season two where they play max level space pirates hunting objects related to an event called The Scream.We also have some bonus episodes such as Backstabbing Beasties, where we play as immortal monsters racing to obtain a chalice that will make us mortal so they can finally rest in peace. We actually recommend that you start listening with Backstabbing Beasties, as it's self contained, rules light so it's easy to follow, and the first episode they recorded with great audio equipment and added tons of sound design that will become the norm in Season 2. If this sounds like a show you would enjoy you can find us at www.HalfwitsFailedCrits.com, Twitter and Facebook @FailedCrits, or anywhere podcasts are found!Music:Crunk Knight - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Into the Portal - Wowobit (soundcloud.com/wowobit) Unholy Knight - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4563-unholy-knight)Techno-Dome - Bobby Prater (our very own from season 2!) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity. Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.    Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)

Miss-Rolled Adventures
Great Gods War Episode 23, WaterDeep

Miss-Rolled Adventures

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2019 142:16


Welcome to Miss-Rolled Adventures! Where a group of friends, who are newish to the game, attempt to make plans and horribly execute them. Not always by their choice! RPGLeague - Roll, Play, Win! Coming soon, http://www.rpgleague.com Come Join the Adventure With 6 players in addition to the DM, watch as the story unfolds in a Homebrew campaign set around similar basis to "The Hoard of the Dragon Queen" campaign module. Due to this being a homebrew game, I"ll list the general mechanic changes below: -1. Requirements for Multi-classing have been removed. However, in order to multi-class, it will be "unlocked" through story implemented means, I.E. taking a pledge as a paladin or cleric, or communing with nature in some way. -2. Players can cast spells without material need except if it is one of monetary value. -3. Casting spells in general possibly triggers a wild magic surge from the Sorcerers Table. (inspired from a different show called Heroes & Halfwits, by RoosterTeeth. Link provided below.) Though it has my own spin of things involving it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDvGu4PcSr0&list=PLTur7oukosPHugT2lhLuyihm3hyJcvIeu -4. Casting spells during combat have the assumption that if it needs a free hand, the caster puts away their weapon then draws it back out after casting. This is to save time during combat rather than wasting turns drawing weapons and such. -5. With the prediction that the campaign would take the party beyond level 10; at character level 4, the party each trigger their normal ability score improvement. This only effects the first one they WOULD get. As an example, a multiclass with level 3/2 would trigger this ruling. but to get their next one would not trigger at 4/2. -6 Players with spells can change at most 3 spells per long rest, rather than only a select few of classes having that natural ability. This is to allow the players flexibility when learning what spells are useful and not needing to wait until they level again to change them. Though the limit is there so the players cannot abuse this change in spells to accommodate the situations they undergo Audio--------- Middle Earth - Royalty Free Music by Jason Shaw http://audionautix.com Non Copyrighted Mystical Music Ofelia's Dream (Royalty Free Music) Music provided by Non Copyrighted Music: https://youtu.be/L4PMlCr1HX8 Music used: Ofelia's Dream by Bensound http://www.bensound.com Author: Kevin MacLeod Website - http://incompetech.com/ Royalty Free Link - http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-... Genre Link - http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-... Song - "Virtutes Instrumenti" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... Scary Forest Royalty Free Ambience & Sound Effects RoyaltyFreeSounds https://www.dl-sounds.com/royalty-free/scary-forest-ambience/

Halfwit History
22 - Defying Ancestry

Halfwit History

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2019 53:54 Transcription Available


This week Kiley spends "one short day" talking about her favorite musical, and Jonathan tries to find the origin of his fellow Halfwits.Topics: Wicked the Musical, The Taung Child and the discovery of AustralopithecusMusic: "Another Day" by The Fisherman. You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, and visit our website at www.halfwit-history.com!Reach out, say hello, or suggest a topic at HalfwitPod@gmail.com Support the show (https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwithistory)

Miss-Rolled Adventures
Great Gods War Episode 22, Spring Quorshon Goddess

Miss-Rolled Adventures

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2019 122:48


Welcome to Miss-Rolled Adventures! Where a group of friends, who are newish to the game, attempt to make plans and horribly execute them. Not always by their choice! RPGLeague - Roll, Play, Win! Coming soon, http://www.rpgleague.com Come Join the Adventure With 6 players in addition to the DM, watch as the story unfolds in a Homebrew campaign set around similar basis to "The Hoard of the Dragon Queen" campaign module. Due to this being a homebrew game, I"ll list the general mechanic changes below: -1. Requirements for Multi-classing have been removed. However, in order to multi-class, it will be "unlocked" through story implemented means, I.E. taking a pledge as a paladin or cleric, or communing with nature in some way. -2. Players can cast spells without material need except if it is one of monetary value. -3. Casting spells in general possibly triggers a wild magic surge from the Sorcerers Table. (inspired from a different show called Heroes & Halfwits, by RoosterTeeth. Link provided below.) Though it has my own spin of things involving it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDvGu4PcSr0&list=PLTur7oukosPHugT2lhLuyihm3hyJcvIeu -4. Casting spells during combat have the assumption that if it needs a free hand, the caster puts away their weapon then draws it back out after casting. This is to save time during combat rather than wasting turns drawing weapons and such. -5. With the prediction that the campaign would take the party beyond level 10; at character level 4, the party each trigger their normal ability score improvement. This only effects the first one they WOULD get. As an example, a multiclass with level 3/2 would trigger this ruling. but to get their next one would not trigger at 4/2. -6 Players with spells can change at most 3 spells per long rest, rather than only a select few of classes having that natural ability. This is to allow the players flexibility when learning what spells are useful and not needing to wait until they level again to change them. Though the limit is there so the players cannot abuse this change in spells to accommodate the situations they undergo Audio--------- "Ritual" Kevin Macleod http://incompetech.com Non Copyrighted Mystical Music Gloomy Night (Royalty Free Music) Music provided by Non Copyrighted Music: https://youtu.be/L7_HIKcT5RI Music used: Marwan Nimra - Gloomy Night by Natentine http://natentine.com Ross Bugden - Revelation By Ross Bugden https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aaopn0jCrk '''English Town" Jay Man - OurMusicBox http://www.youtube.com/c/ourmusicbox "Teller of the Tales" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

Always Andersonville: The Podcast
Episode 84 - The story of Helix Chicago with Caitlin Botsios

Always Andersonville: The Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2019 33:44


This week Laura and Joelle are joined by Caitlin Botsios co-owner of Helix Chicago located in Andersonville’s north end. Helix offers a full selection of Halfwit coffee and espresso drinks, iced drinks, tea drinks as well as a full breakfast and lunch menu at 6237 N. Clark.

Miss-Rolled Adventures
One-Shot Mishap: A.C.T.S. Episode 3, Tunnel Escapade

Miss-Rolled Adventures

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2019 183:12


Welcome to Miss-Rolled Adventures! Where a group of friends, who are newish to the game, attempt to make plans and horribly execute them. Not always by their choice! With 6 players in addition to the DM, watch as the story unfolds in a Homebrew campaign set around similar basis to "The Hoard of the Dragon Queen" campaign module. Due to this being a homebrew game, I"ll list the general mechanic changes below: -1. Requirements for Multi-classing have been removed. However, in order to multi-class, it will be "unlocked" through story implemented means, I.E. taking a pledge as a paladin or cleric, or communing with nature in some way. -2. Players can cast spells without material need except if it is one of monetary value. -3. Casting spells in general possibly triggers a wild magic surge from the Sorcerers Table. (inspired from a different show called Heroes & Halfwits, by RoosterTeeth. Link provided below.) Though it has my own spin of things involving it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDvGu4PcSr0&list=PLTur7oukosPHugT2lhLuyihm3hyJcvIeu -4. Casting spells during combat have the assumption that if it needs a free hand, the caster puts away their weapon then draws it back out after casting. This is to save time during combat rather than wasting turns drawing weapons and such. -5. With the prediction that the campaign would take the party beyond level 10; at character level 4, the party each trigger their normal ability score improvement. This only effects the first one they WOULD get. As an example, a multiclass with level 3/2 would trigger this ruling. but to get their next one would not trigger at 4/2. -6 Players with spells can change at most 3 spells per long rest, rather than only a select few of classes having that natural ability. This is to allow the players flexibility when learning what spells are useful and not needing to wait until they level again to change them. Though the limit is there so the players cannot abuse this change in spells to accommodate the situations they undergo Audio------------- Middle Earth - Royalty Free Music by Jason Shaw http://audionautix.com Non Copyrighted Mystical Music Truth of the Legend (Royalty Free Music) Music provided by Non Copyrighted Music: https://youtu.be/rMIdtZBIvgs Music used: Truth of the Legend by Kevin MacLeod http://incompetech.com Music provided by No Copyright Music: https://www.youtube.com/c/royaltyfree... Music used: Frozen Sky by Makai Symphony https://soundcloud.com/makai-symphony... Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Song: Rallying the Defense Artist: Per Kiilstofte Music used: Rallying the Defense by Per Kiilstofte https://machinimasound.com/music/rall... Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...) Moonlore by Tim Beek Music provided by No Copyright Music: https://youtu.be/HjSAarCHRfo Music used: Moonlore by Tim Beek timbeek.com ''English Town" Jay Man - OurMusicBox http://www.youtube.com/c/ourmusicbox

Miss-Rolled Adventures
One-Shot Mishap: A.C.T.S. Episode 2, High and Low Scour

Miss-Rolled Adventures

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2019 140:56


Welcome to Miss-Rolled Adventures! Where a group of friends, who are newish to the game, attempt to make plans and horribly execute them. Not always by their choice! With 6 players in addition to the DM, watch as the story unfolds in a Homebrew campaign set around similar basis to "The Hoard of the Dragon Queen" campaign module. Due to this being a homebrew game, I"ll list the general mechanic changes below: -1. Requirements for Multi-classing have been removed. However, in order to multi-class, it will be "unlocked" through story implemented means, I.E. taking a pledge as a paladin or cleric, or communing with nature in some way. -2. Players can cast spells without material need except if it is one of monetary value. -3. Casting spells in general possibly triggers a wild magic surge from the Sorcerers Table. (inspired from a different show called Heroes & Halfwits, by RoosterTeeth. Link provided below.) Though it has my own spin of things involving it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDvGu4PcSr0&list=PLTur7oukosPHugT2lhLuyihm3hyJcvIeu -4. Casting spells during combat have the assumption that if it needs a free hand, the caster puts away their weapon then draws it back out after casting. This is to save time during combat rather than wasting turns drawing weapons and such. -5. With the prediction that the campaign would take the party beyond level 10; at character level 4, the party each trigger their normal ability score improvement. This only effects the first one they WOULD get. As an example, a multiclass with level 3/2 would trigger this ruling. but to get their next one would not trigger at 4/2. -6 Players with spells can change at most 3 spells per long rest, rather than only a select few of classes having that natural ability. This is to allow the players flexibility when learning what spells are useful and not needing to wait until they level again to change them. Though the limit is there so the players cannot abuse this change in spells to accommodate the situations they undergo Audio------------- The Inspector Johannes Bornlöf - Composer Epidemic Sound (on behalf of Epidemic Sound) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3BtAoLuwVo Music provided by No Copyright Music: https://youtu.be/z00H2-kWP3M Music used: Lord, Have Mercie by Karstenholymoly http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/Karsten... Ft: Dr. Emiliyan Stankov Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... '''English Town" Jay Man - OurMusicBox http://www.youtube.com/c/ourmusicbox Horror Ambience Music 3 (Royalty Free) By - ThrillShowX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUyrTDvA5SY

Miss-Rolled Adventures
Great Gods War Episode 21, Sandy Times

Miss-Rolled Adventures

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2019 116:01


Welcome to Miss-Rolled Adventures! Where a group of friends, who are newish to the game, attempt to make plans and horribly execute them. Not always by their choice! RPGLeague - Roll, Play, Win! Coming soon, http://www.rpgleague.com Come Join the Adventure With 6 players in addition to the DM, watch as the story unfolds in a Homebrew campaign set around similar basis to "The Hoard of the Dragon Queen" campaign module. Due to this being a homebrew game, I"ll list the general mechanic changes below: -1. Requirements for Multi-classing have been removed. However, in order to multi-class, it will be "unlocked" through story implemented means, I.E. taking a pledge as a paladin or cleric, or communing with nature in some way. -2. Players can cast spells without material need except if it is one of monetary value. -3. Casting spells in general possibly triggers a wild magic surge from the Sorcerers Table. (inspired from a different show called Heroes & Halfwits, by RoosterTeeth. Link provided below.) Though it has my own spin of things involving it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDvGu4PcSr0&list=PLTur7oukosPHugT2lhLuyihm3hyJcvIeu -4. Casting spells during combat have the assumption that if it needs a free hand, the caster puts away their weapon then draws it back out after casting. This is to save time during combat rather than wasting turns drawing weapons and such. -5. With the prediction that the campaign would take the party beyond level 10; at character level 4, the party each trigger their normal ability score improvement. This only effects the first one they WOULD get. As an example, a multiclass with level 3/2 would trigger this ruling. but to get their next one would not trigger at 4/2. -6 Players with spells can change at most 3 spells per long rest, rather than only a select few of classes having that natural ability. This is to allow the players flexibility when learning what spells are useful and not needing to wait until they level again to change them. Though the limit is there so the players cannot abuse this change in spells to accommodate the situations they undergo Audio--------- [100 FREE] VIKING BATTLE THEME - Instrumental prod by Gravy Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKl-HjQVjfs Moonlore by Tim Beek Music provided by No Copyright Music: https://youtu.be/HjSAarCHRfo Music used: Moonlore by Tim Beek timbeek.com Music provided by No Copyright Music: https://www.youtube.com/c/royaltyfree... Music used: Frozen Sky by Makai Symphony https://soundcloud.com/makai-symphony... Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... "Ritual" Kevin Macleod http://incompetech.com

Miss-Rolled Adventures
Great Gods War Episode 3, Ol' Western Style Showdown

Miss-Rolled Adventures

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2019 141:23


Welcome to Miss-Rolled Adventures! Where a group of friends, who are newish to the game, attempt to make plans and horribly execute them. Not always by their choice! With 6 players in addition to the DM, watch as the story unfolds in a Homebrew campaign set around similar basis to "The Hoard of the Dragon Queen" campaign module. Due to this being a homebrew game, I"ll list the general mechanic changes below: -1. Requirements for Multi-classing have been removed. However, in order to multi-class, it will be "unlocked" through story implemented means, I.E. taking a pledge as a paladin or cleric, or communing with nature in some way. -2. Players can cast spells without material need except if it is one of monetary value. -3. Casting spells in general possibly triggers a wild magic surge from the Sorcerers Table. (inspired from a different show called Heroes & Halfwits, by RoosterTeeth. Link provided below.) Though it has my own spin of things involving it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDvGu4PcSr0&list=PLTur7oukosPHugT2lhLuyihm3hyJcvIeu -4. Casting spells during combat have the assumption that if it needs a free hand, the caster puts away their weapon then draws it back out after casting. This is to save time during combat rather than wasting turns drawing weapons and such. -5. With the prediction that the campaign would take the party beyond level 10; at character level 4, the party each trigger their normal ability score improvement. This only effects the first one they WOULD get. As an example, a multiclass with level 3/2 would trigger this ruling. but to get their next one would not trigger at 4/2. -6 Players with spells can change at most 3 spells per long rest, rather than only a select few of classes having that natural ability. This is to allow the players flexibility when learning what spells are useful and not needing to wait until they level again to change them. Though the limit is there so the players cannot abuse this change in spells to accommodate the situations they undergo. Apart from those, everything else is on the spot decisions or following the book! Enjoy the adventure as the party attempts to thwart the Cult of the Dragon. SIDE NOTE!!! We are working on audio and such slowly. We only have a Blue Yeti mic and a rented out kitchen to record. We will work to getting our own location and better microphones in the future! Also! In this episode especially, the audio gets construed about an hour in when the music starts to mix with our voices. From now on I'll be adding the music in post. Sorry for inconvenience!

Miss-Rolled Adventures
Great Gods War Episode 5, Faith and Virtues

Miss-Rolled Adventures

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2019 142:12


Welcome to Miss-Rolled Adventures! Where a group of friends, who are newish to the game, attempt to make plans and horribly execute them. Not always by their choice! With 6 players in addition to the DM, watch as the story unfolds in a Homebrew campaign set around similar basis to "The Hoard of the Dragon Queen" campaign module. Due to this being a homebrew game, I"ll list the general mechanic changes below: -1. Requirements for Multi-classing have been removed. However, in order to multi-class, it will be "unlocked" through story implemented means, I.E. taking a pledge as a paladin or cleric, or communing with nature in some way. -2. Players can cast spells without material need except if it is one of monetary value. -3. Casting spells in general possibly triggers a wild magic surge from the Sorcerers Table. (inspired from a different show called Heroes & Halfwits, by RoosterTeeth. Link provided below.) Though it has my own spin of things involving it. -4. Casting spells during combat have the assumption that if it needs a free hand, the caster puts away their weapon then draws it back out after casting. This is to save time during combat rather than wasting turns drawing weapons and such. -5. With the prediction that the campaign would take the party beyond level 10; at character level 4, the party each trigger their normal ability score improvement. This only effects the first one they WOULD get. As an example, a multiclass with level 3/2 would trigger this ruling. but to get their next one would not trigger at 4/2. -6 Players with spells can change at most 3 spells per long rest, rather than only a select few of classes having that natural ability. This is to allow the players flexibility when learning what spells are useful and not needing to wait until they level again to change them. Though the limit is there so the players cannot abuse this change in spells to accommodate the situations they undergo Audio--------- The World Sleeps - Harp/Background - Royalty Free Music TeknoAXE's Royalty Free Music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irNUSEA5Rng Teller of the Tales Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Pg3apUIWA&t=1s

Miss-Rolled Adventures
One-Shot Mishap: A.C.T.S. Episode 1, Comb that Catacomb

Miss-Rolled Adventures

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2019 134:37


Welcome to Miss-Rolled Adventures! Where a group of friends, who are newish to the game, attempt to make plans and horribly execute them. Not always by their choice! With 6 players in addition to the DM, watch as the story unfolds in a Homebrew campaign set around similar basis to "The Hoard of the Dragon Queen" campaign module. Due to this being a homebrew game, I"ll list the general mechanic changes below: -1. Requirements for Multi-classing have been removed. However, in order to multi-class, it will be "unlocked" through story implemented means, I.E. taking a pledge as a paladin or cleric, or communing with nature in some way. -2. Players can cast spells without material need except if it is one of monetary value. -3. Casting spells in general possibly triggers a wild magic surge from the Sorcerers Table. (inspired from a different show called Heroes & Halfwits, by RoosterTeeth. Link provided below.) Though it has my own spin of things involving it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDvGu4PcSr0&list=PLTur7oukosPHugT2lhLuyihm3hyJcvIeu -4. Casting spells during combat have the assumption that if it needs a free hand, the caster puts away their weapon then draws it back out after casting. This is to save time during combat rather than wasting turns drawing weapons and such. -5. With the prediction that the campaign would take the party beyond level 10; at character level 4, the party each trigger their normal ability score improvement. This only effects the first one they WOULD get. As an example, a multiclass with level 3/2 would trigger this ruling. but to get their next one would not trigger at 4/2. -6 Players with spells can change at most 3 spells per long rest, rather than only a select few of classes having that natural ability. This is to allow the players flexibility when learning what spells are useful and not needing to wait until they level again to change them. Though the limit is there so the players cannot abuse this change in spells to accommodate the situations they undergo Audio------------- Music provided by No Copyright Music: https://youtu.be/z00H2-kWP3M Music used: Lord, Have Mercie by Karstenholymoly http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/Karsten... Ft: Dr. Emiliyan Stankov Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... "Soaring" Music by Kevin MacLeod. Available under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported license: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b.... Download link: https://incompetech.com/music/royalty... ''English Town" Jay Man - OurMusicBox http://www.youtube.com/c/ourmusicbox