Join us in the TUB as we talk about... well... whatever we want!!!
Whoopi Goldberg TO BE IMPEACHED! (Asked back by POPULAR DMEAND!!! Part 2. Her real name is Karen she dated Ted Dansen and MI may not feel the Whoopi Love... Find out IF SHE Stays or Goes.... Do YOU REMEMBER!!!
Back by popular demand The day that will live in infamy The DAY WHOOPI was impeached... We got 400 comments and 50 calls.... Did she stay or was she gone for good!!!! Tomorrow we shall post Part 2!!!
Remember back when you sat on that toilet seat and the air fluttered out and your bottom felt that squishy comfort? Some loved it, like Jeff. Others DESPISED it like Rizzo. How do you feel!!!
Anyone remember the discussion, neigh, the almost friendship ending fight Jeff and I had about Station Wagons? Welp we recently spotted one together and it got us talking!!!
We asked and you voted on SC!!!! @rizzoontheradioThis Months Rizzo and Jeffs Throwback is THE TICKLER with Sam Elliot and Lisa Kisses!!! You are WELCOME!!!
THE REAL REASON PEOPLE DO NOT WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK! Forget Fox News, CNN, Republican or Democrat talking points the REAL REASON people are afraid to go back to work... WE AGREE!!! STOP TAKING AWAY BENEFITS FROM PEOPLE BECAUSE THERE ARE JOBS AT A PIZZA STORE!
The DIVORCE of the Century happened this week. Is it Bill's fault? Melinda's? Who isn't loving on who? Melinda has some dark secrets we reveal in Tijuana and then Rizzo and Jeff learn how gas needs to be checked daily. Finally the week ends with a simple question? Ladies: Do you prefer a man who soaps or washes. Body Wash VS Soap is a no brainer until Jeff reveals he has not soaped in a decade!!!!
Discovery PLUS has a new show. It is MAGIC! From Patric (spelled with a C) to his FUPA and laundry ways to deep clean he is the happiness and break from reality we need right now! ITS PAT has a new meaning!!!! Enjoy this one, we had SO MUCH FUN recording this!!!
Sam Elliot has QUITE the stash. However, Rizzo KNOWS his stash, while sexy isn't the BEST... Thoughts?
The final curtain call, part 2! He came and went so fast the sad ending of old pity ass!!!
This is the story you all wish to hear. The story of love and loss so dear! Its a story of love and it is not to crass but the story of how Rizzo became OL PITY ASS!!! Part 1
WE ARE BACK! Finally got our new equipment! This Choo is the beginning of a CRAZY WEEK! Today we discuss how we are trying to get to this AARON CARTER FIGHT, INTERVIEW HIM and PREDICT THE WINNER! We will get there if its the LAST thing we do! Then we delve into the issues with being Canadian, Justin Bieber LYING about being an AC Fan and worst of all, the Caterverse is STILL in full swing ready for an asswhoopin by Lemar Odom!!!
Ebert tried so hard to be Gene Siskal and FAILED! Then he brings Roper into his no mouth world! GIVE US A BREAK!
Oprah is PIMPING her Interview tonight and has the audacity to act like ANYONE ELSE in her orbit mean nothing! THIS IS INEXCUSABLE! BOYCOTT OPRAH
OH MY GOD! This was one we could not even record! Enjoy this RnJ THROWBACK!!!
Larry Flint has died, The Rizzmeister loves Playboy but NOT SMUT! Also we digress into Woody Harrelson...
We found THE WORST SONG EVER... Oh Yea and a friend of ours who runs celeb boxing has signed Aaron Carter to a match... We will be there, we will interview him and FINALLY GET HIM ON THE PODCAST!!! Watch out Carterverse... WE BACK!
Weird Al WAS NOT supposed to be the topic of convo but Jeff's ignorance was too profound. The Kelsey Grammar Hate and the Hate of Weird Al makes me think of Dave Chappelle and the Playa Hata's Ball...
So we talk through some old names and are flummoxed when we hear Calliope. Momma Rizzo explains the name and why I was named little dick... or Micro... UGH!!!
Motha Effin Rasin Bran!!! Yea FIGHT ME!!!
So we have been trying to separate ourselves from other applicants in this very competitive world we call radio. You'd think that, talent, experience, ratings and a great thourough presentation mixed with passion and persistance would pay off... Well in 23 days we will have been out of work a year so we had to take a new approach... We changed our email pictures from us, or logos or the standard to Bruce Vilanch! You know something... IT WORKED!!! Bruce Vilanch has gotten radio bosses attention! Not our talent or show! I do not know if that says more about us or Bruce Vilanch! Either way DON'T LISS THIS ONE, its a good reflection of why we are so insane!!!
Wilson Phillips is all the rage in Rizzo Land. Is he alone here. Also ever wonder why Carnie Wilson loves cream? We finally found out!!! DONT MISS THIS ONE!!!
Tom Selleck is STEALING from your FN Grandma's and Grandpa's. He is USING his trusty dusty aka mustache to sell the older people we love REVERSE MORTGAGES! Here we dissect Toms motives and see if there's a reason that puffy duster is so trusty!
Introducing.... THE RE HEATZA!!!! We talk about this epic kitchen tool and then delve in to YOUR FAVORITE THINGS TO LISTEN TOO.... Celeb Birthdays!!!
The Kids TV SHOW about an Adult Mans Penis!!! GREAT for the Kids? Too Much?
Chicken, Elvis and Butt Stuff... YUP! Another Rizzo and Jeff podcast and something good to listen to on the way to work on Monday! Start your week off right with, KFC, The Col. , Butt Stuff, Elvis and MJ at Neverland with a Rizzo and Jeff secret revealed....
This podcast we round out our week centrally focused on one of our favorite topics of all time and that of course is Stedman Graham. However as we delve into our discussion we come to find out that Oprah Winfrey is some thing of a size queen... this really hurts both Jeff and I as it should be about the size of your heart not the size of your little Stedman...
"BUTT SCRATCHER.... BUTT SCRATCHER" Jeff was caught by 2 men on I-95 in the car in a full pick... Finger up the nose! We then delve into the nose pick vs the butt scratch.... Say it with me... "BUTT SCRATCHER.... BUTT SCRATCHER" -Peter Griffin
Rizzo & Jeff have FINALLY figured out why we are still unemployed! Its NOT COVID or the pandemic its our email etiquette. We need a fancy shamans quote... NOW WHICH ONE!!! HMMM.... We got it!
2020 is finally gone, it is 2021 and it is off to a Ravel rousing start!!! Before we get into this new year however Jeff and Rizzo wanted to tell you guys about all the wonderful wacky celebrity birthdays that you missed out on. This addition of the unemployment choo-choo was recorded before the end of the year, so we get super silly about birthdays and silly songs.... Quality Stuff!!!
Gam Gam's new neighbor has caught on to Jeff and Rizzo's study of his rump. He was once a kind and funny gent who would greet us with glee, but once he overheard us comparing him to Bruce Vilanch it all changed! Also, in this episode we delve into Holiday Dinner Farts and which side dishes cause the most problems in the home... HINT: Beans have NOTHING on Slaw and Taters!!! (Don't be surprised if an appearance by DJ Taters and Biscuts happens!!!
This AWFUL YEARS FINAL WEEK of Podcasts for Rizzo and Jeff's Unemployment Choo Choo! This week begins like any other, we respond to the comments and messages we got about Peter Pauls and then we delve into the important issues of the day! Kelsey Grammar is out performing for charity to cap off the WORST YEAR EVER! Jeff however, sucks and tries to discredit the Frasier Crane Icon and Rizzo had to put him in his place. We also talk about Lesbian Janis (our friend), Update on the Bruce Vilanch Boy Butt Smell from the new neighbor and tease our FINAL Rootin' Tootin' Relatable Neat Celebrity Birthdays coming later this week!!!! Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga UNEMPLOYED Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Choo Choo!!!!
Bruce Vilanch aka Vilanch in the pants is BACKKKK!!!!! Merry Christmas! Just some fun and funny nonsense!
Rizzo and Jeff begin their Christmas week spectacular also known as Rizzo and Jeff’s hankering a holiday wacky week!!! This will be a fun week to listen on top of the many videos we have planned we have for great podcasts to throwbacks and a Christmas special!!!! There’s so much going on I don’t want to give too much away so just listen sit back and enjoy Merry Christmas!
Throwing back to a time BEFORE COVID when Jeff was a cheap ass Rizzo was insane and LISA was loving on sweetie in public... AKA the good ol days!!!! Merry Christmas Dubya Bubbyas...
THE CHEF DADDIES GET NUDE IN LISAS HOUSE TO CELEBRATE SWEETIE. LETS BUTTER EACH OTHER UP, LATHER UP OUR ASS AND GET COOKIN! GOD I WISH WE FOLLOWED THROUGH WITH THIS IDEA!!! RIP CHEF DADDIES.... SO FUNNY!
PART 2: ITS GOODMAN TIME, PLUS THE CHEF DADDIES RETURN!!!THERE IS A NEW KFC MOVIE ON LIFETIME! WE WATCHED IT TODAY AND WE WERE BLOWN AWAY BY THE WORST COL. HARLAND SANDRS CASTING EVER. WE SAY John Goodman IS THE PERFECT SANDERS. WE DELVE INTO THAT AND GET SEXY WITH CHICKEN... THIS IS A 2 PART EPISODE THAT WILL PREPARE YOU FOR A RIZZO AND JEFF THROWBACK THAT WAS OUR PERSONAL FAVORITE... CHEF DADDIES! LOOK OUT THIS WEEK IS NUTS!!!
THERE IS A NEW KFC MOVIE ON LIFETIME! WE WATCHED IT TODAY AND WE WERE BLOWN AWAY BY THE WORST COL. HARLAND SANDRS CASTING EVER. WE SAY John Goodman IS THE PERFECT SANDERS. WE DELVE INTO THAT AND GET SEXY WITH CHICKEN... THIS IS A 2 PART EPISODE THAT WILL PREPARE YOU FOR A RIZZO AND JEFF THROWBACK THAT WAS OUR PERSONAL FAVORITE... CHEF DADDIES! LOOK OUT THIS WEEK IS NUTS!!!
The BEST TV Theme Songs EVER! Maude? Family Matters? Howdy Doody? You decided and based on FB and your calls we were DISGUSTED at the results. Are you telling me Rizzo is the ONLY ONE who respects That Uncomprimisin' Enterprisin' Anything but Tranquilizin' Maude?
The Correct version of our Tickler Podcast with Uncle Sam boing with me at a saloon with mustaches and spittoons!!!! Enjoy!
THIS WEEK IS THE WEEK MOST MEN BREAK OFF THIER RELATIONSHIPS AND THE REASON MAY NOT SURPRISE YOU, BUT IT MAY MAKE YOU SICK! ENJOY ANOTHER RIZZO AND JEFF THROWBACK AS WE DELVE INTO THE BREAK UP BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS! ALSO WE GET SIDETRACKED AS JEFF HAD AN INTERESTING FRIEND WHO SHOWED HIS UNCLES VIDEOS TO HIS CLASSMATES... THING WAS HE WAS A PORN STAR AND IT CHAGED THE WAY WE EAT THANKSGIVING!