Jack and Scarlet So Random

This podcast contains randomly inappropriate adult content and isn’t suitable for any audience. You’ve been warned. We are Jack and Scarlet and we are so random we decided to make a podcast. Look out for our podcast most Tuesdays on whatever podcast platform you found us.

Ever wonder about doorknobs? Probably not too much because it is so random. But, there are some pretty interesting things you might not known about those interesting creations. 

A germaphobe and a “normie” discuss those interesting little creatures that get us sick, but we can’t live without. Plus, more holiday and history lessons filled with randomness.

Spooning leads to forking and forking leads to a full belly. This week’s randomness involves spooning. Are there benefits or is it just a hassle?

Please forgive us in advance for the horrible recording and editing. We are trying to figure out our new Mics. Instead of trashing this episode we decided to let it be a lesson learned and a scar in our podcast history. Hope you enjoy anyway. Do doesn’t enjoy a good scar story?

How many synonyms can you think of for the word vagina? In this episode we dive into the mysteries surrounding the vagina in order to hopefully shed some light in that dark damp place.

Do you love cheese? We do! And it shows in this episode. We love cheese so much that we had to break our cheese episode up into a two parter. Join us as we dive into the magical world of cheese. And stay tuned next week for more cheesy adventures.

There was no way this randomness could be edited out and deleted from our cheese episode. What do STI testing, Victoria’s Secret, and sexually assaulting cows have in common?

What happens when two broke girls start a podcast adventure and run out of storage space for the month? A mini episode! Hope this tides you all over until next month when we are back to the max amount of storage and randomness we can afford.

We love cheese so much we had to turn it into a two part podcast! Bon appétit.

Those pretty fluffy things floating in the sky can be so mesmerizing and intriguing. Basically, the exact opposite of the hosts of this podcast. But, join us anyway as we stumble around some water vapor.

Tattoos can be beautiful works of art or horrible mistakes. Do you have any or want to get some? Join us as we drunkenly dive into the intricate world of tattoos.

Join us on our fun-filled adventure as we dive into the world of Mini Coopers. There are some interesting facts and a lot of pointless yammering. Hope you enjoy our mini.

Mmmmm pickles! Check out this week’s randomness as we discuss embracing moments while eating homemade pickles.

What is in store for season two? Have a little listen to find out.

One of Jack’s favorite body parts on others, so she might have gone a little too far with personal information. Find out what’s up with America’s favorite pillows as we climb those wonderful mountains.

Ever look up eyes on Urban Dictionary? We finally did, and it explained so much about our lives. Listen to this week’s randomness about eyes and hopefully laugh along with us as we stumble around in the dark trying to get into this topic.

What do the 19th Amendment, vagina flashing, and birthmarks have in common? Nothing! That’s why it’s so random. Have fun listening as we discuss those marks that have been with you since birth.

What are your thoughts on feet? Love them or revolted by them? Whatever you may or may not like to do with your feet, we dance around the topic of those stinky lego finders.

Penises are such a huge topic that we had to bring in an expert. Join us as our twosome becomes a threesome as we try to take the challenge of penises… as a topic.

Do you only have one set of teeth in your mouth? As far as we know we do. But, that doesn’t mean we won’t talk about where others might develop more teeth. Join us as we chew on random information about vaginal teeth, wine stains, and oral facts.

That scraggly stuff that clogs drains is the topic of today’s randomness. Join us as we end up getting ourselves into hairy situations.

OMG Jack is back from her travels! Come hang out with us as we berate your ears with randomness about animals. July 30, our first episode for season 3 will drop. And no “animal” is safe.

Come play and frolic with us as we dive into the pristine and friendly waters of dolphin facts. Ha! Not accurate! If you consent to listen to all of this episode, you'll learn how a magic decanter can connect dots between water sports, roller coasters, and echolocation. It might just be what you spend thirty percent of your time doing.

What kind of mermaid are you? In this episode, we discuss everything from different types of mermaids to how they procreate. But don’t worry, we will not sing you our siren songs… Well, not for too long.

Do you lift bro? I bet not as much as an elephant’s trunk! Stomp around with us through WWII, while wishing for prosecco and discussing what elephants have to do with Hindu gods and Scorpios. 

Take me out to the ballgame. Take me out to the crowd… Wait that's the wrong bat. Take flight with us as we explore the dark underworld of bats. 

So, of course, we ran out of storage because we can’t seem to stop talking when we get around each other. Hopefully, this helps with your loincloth fetish. 

Be sure to retract your stomach before you regenerate to populate. If that made sense to you, then you are probably a beautiful starfish. In this episode, find out about those interesting creatures that are not even fish. 

Ever wonder what would happen if a whale and unicorn hooked up? We found out that very thing. Join us on this arctic adventure as we discuss those none mythical creatures called narwhals.

Dragons are real! Fly high with us as we discuss random dragon facts. What kind of dragon are you?

Be sure to look around before doing something illegal to make sure a panda hasn’t pulled up next to you. If not, that can turn you into a sad panda.

Do you have a fear of being poisoned? Well, fear not! All you need is a unicorn horn to detect it. However, being poisoned isn't the only thing you can die from.

We got bored again and decided to randomly move on our next season. Ever wonder where some holidays come from and why we celebrate them? We have. Celebrate with us on our un-fact checked quest for random knowledge about holidays.

Celebrate the 30th anniversary of National Coming Out Day with us. We learn about balls being covered by paper. It’s actually pretty awesome and we would like to do it as well. Don’t worry about the skeletons in your closet and let your freak flag fly with us.

We love our motto! What’s a motto? Nothing! What’s a motto with you? ... Well actually, there is something the matter with us.

We apologize upfront about the quality of the recording. Even though no one can see us we talk with our hands and we drink heavily. So, you can only imagine what happened. We hope you are still able to sit through this torture as we stumble through a cemetery to bring you random information about Halloween. Pull up your favorite headstone and join us for a horrific (sounding) episode. Or don't... maybe that is a better idea.

Please forgive the sound quality. We had to record at a park. It is much better than our last episode, though. How do you like celebrating the day you came out of the womb? Do you know if you are legally allowed to sing that birthday song at a restaurant? Join us as we talk about that day that keeps making us older.

Is a cat in a box a cat box? And, what does that have to do with Boxing Day? More random, useless facts that you might only be able to use the day after Christmas. Tip your milkman, grab your wren, and snuggle up with some earbud so you can listen to Jack butcher German words.

Why do we wear green on St. Patrick’s Day? Find out why Jack and Scarlet are no longer donning that color and trading it in for blue. There are many Irish traditions Americans use to celebrate this holiday. Or, so we think are Irish traditions.

Who was Goody Glover? What does Goody mean, and why were a bunch of witches called that? Meet our guest, The Stranger, as we dive into this bewitching holiday. 

What do cooped up women do on a three-day all-female retreat? We think they send it! Learn about this random holiday that is surrounded in secrecy. Or, just lost to history because women didn't write those books.

Why not celebrate Earth Day every day? At least we can try to take care of the environment one light switch and grocery bag at a time. Also, if you ever feel like your offspring will eventually overthrow you, find out how to combat that issue. Be sure to be very hungry!  

Celebrate casting off things of the flesh as we throw glass beads and coconuts from floats. Or, just listen to this episode before you send it to New Orleans.

Jack is back again from travels. Join us as we get you ready for our next season.

What do unripe bananas and condoms have to do with lithics? Join us on another fun-filled adventure as we go back in time to dig up information and try to bang it into something useful.

Navigation has a whole new meaning for us! Join us as we drunkenly navigate our information while trying not to let our friendship interfere too much. You might want to pry to a navigation deity for safe travels through this week’s episode.

Sparkling wine, champagne, spumante who knows what to call it? Doesn’t matter cause it all ends up in a booty call. Follow us and we stumble through the history of animatronics in the first part of this two-parter.

There was so much involved with animatronics, or maybe it was all the drinking. Whatever the reason, we had to break the episode up into two parts. Here's to the future of animatronics. Hopefully, you don't think dolls are creepy, because you might after this episode. Have fun surviving animatronics!

Do you squat bro? Not like this boss of a woman... Find out who and what we are talking about in this episode about glass. You probably won’t be able to see clearly through all our melted sand conversation.

Lemon, honey, and silkworm guts sound like a great contraceptive smorgasbord. We are totes down to taste it, but we do not want to be a part of the study. This episode is just trying to prevent impregnation. Thus, wear your ear condoms as you insert us into those canals.

We are both certified scuba divers, and we finally did an episode on scuba technology. Join us as we dive deep into the depths of the underwater world of scuba.

What happens when Jack and Scarlet are persuaded into playing a video? Join us as we journey with our guest expert through the magical world of video games.

What do foot fetishes and video games have in common? Join us on our quest to figure out the phycological aspects that surround the gaming world and which games are worth more money than Jack or Scarlet have ever seen.

What do hot crossed buns and the devil’s butt have in common? Find out with us as we cut into and spoon feed each other silverware information. Forks were an abomination, superstitions surround cutlery, and some Viking children were buried with a specific utensil. Bon Appetit!

Camera obscura is fun to say, but what does it mean? In this episode, we look at a quick snapshot of the camera’s history and what we’ve been able to do with them.

I mean, you knew we were going to get bored soon and move on to some other random thing. Find out what we are going to be rambling on about this season.

What do Medusa and toxic masculinity have in common? Find out as we slither around this week’s mythical topic. But, be careful who you make eye contact with. Warning: this episode contains mention of rape.

You might have an idea about how Jack feels about Athena after our last episode, or do you? Athena is a goddess of many layers. Join us on a fun-filled adventure as we dive into her mythology.

Was Artemis a lesbian or a virgin? Join us as we discuss stories that might give you an opinion about the topic. However, her friends tend to die around her, so we might want to be careful in joining her entourage. Warning: There is talk of rape.

Are you fated to be the only mammal who doesn’t jump? Find out who is in this crazy destiny journey. Also, shout out to our new favorite vodka distilling company. Additionally, there might be an interesting tarot card reading.       

 What do Pandora, Eve, Lilith & Steve have in common? Everything? Nothing? Whom knows? You won’t find out in this episode. However, you might find out where we consume our digital adult entertainment and learn about a box, jar, or casket. But, you probably won’t learn anything substantial. Join us on our Pandora episode as we sail into a blue beard.

What would you do with three heads? Find out the complications and moral questions that arise from individuals with multiple heads as we journey to the underworld to meet Cerberus and all his loyalty.

What is your Achilles heel? We have many weaknesses, and this might be one of them. However, you are more than welcome to join us on another fun-filled adventure as we stumble around trying to figure out Achilles and his tendon.

We are moving on. As is tradition. Find out what we will be moving on to in this season 7 trailer. Join us next week for our first episode in our new season.

Ever consider dieting? Ever hear about the tapeworm diet? Don’t do it! Find out why when you dive deep and hook on with us as we navigate the intricate world of tapeworms.

Why did plague doctors wear beak-like masks? Or, did they? Find out with us as we suit up to jump into unsanitary practices and black death.

Why are bats getting such a bad rap, and why aren’t they affected by Marburg Virus? Join us as we take flight on this interesting adventure of spreading possible facts and a lot of laughs.

Hawaiian punch and vodka! That sounds great. We’ll take two. But for real, that is not what we are going to discuss in this week’s episode. However, you might find out some interesting information about some cute animals. Yet, it’s all probably fake news.

We’ll give you a hint. It is not about the company. However, if you have never heard of this disease you probably haven’t had it or you haven't been watching the news recently. So, congratulations!

First, we ask for your forgiveness and understanding in these uncertain times. Second, we recorded this after not seeing each other for two months. So, it might be too much to handle for some. Listen at your own risk. However, you might learn something from history. Or, not. Dealers choice.

Look out for what’s on the new, new with us!

Did you know that the word suffrage has nothing to do with suffering? You are more than welcome to listen to us suffer through some pretty interesting ideas that were coming out during the Suffrage Movement.

Oh, man, do we have a lot of opinions about this topic. We could do a whole season on this. But, for now, you get to listen to two lewd women discuss the rights of a marginalized group. Doesn’t sound too funny, yet you know how we do. We can find comedy in the darkest of places. What is the point of living if you can’t laugh.   Warning: There is talk about violence and rape.

We understand that Stonewall is not the LGBTQIA+ movement, however we see it as a big spark that lit the fuse to the movement. Listen to see what part the mafia played and what happened during this time.

What do bugs have to do with the Antifa movement? You’ll have to listen to find out.

How did a small group that was considered a terrorist group that isn’t even around anymore effect positive change? Find out on this week’s episode.

What is normal? An interesting question we did not answer but stumbled around the topic. Warning, there is mention of suicide and self-harm.

All about that peace and free love, however, we somehow go way off-topic. Good luck trying to keep up with this episode.

You’ll just have to listen to find out. 

We are back! And we are still not OK. But, we love our listeners, and we have missed them and doing this. So, have a little listen to find out what is in store for you this season.

We took a break. We had things come up in our lives. But, now we are back at you with one of our top places we want to visit. However, we may never come back.

We both have a little Irish in us, so why not get to know Ireland a little better? Also, we found a new-ish favorite holiday. Check out the episode if you want to learn more about the Emerald Isle.

So many fun facts about this interesting place. Join us as we get carried off by the Grape Cooker.

You love Christmas and have people around you that believe in Santa? Then, this is not the episode for you. However, we found a way to talk about three different North Poles.

A general Google search indicates that Samoa is one of the first counties to bring in the New Year.

Do you want a partner or a lot of money? All you have to do is answer those Nigerian calls and emails. Then, send them all your money. 

This one is pretty random. We didn’t think we would choose that country.

Love basketball and cold weather? This might be the place for you, or not. Check out this episode to learn nothing factual to find out if it becomes a bucket list destination. 

So there is apparently a blue hole in the Belize area and that led us down a whole other unplanned rabbit hole. So many parts with this one, but we never actually make a whole.

So much beauty and a little Nazi history mixed in with this country. 

How do you pronounce the Caribbean? Don’t worry if you can’t figure out how you pronounce it on the spot. You can listen to us try to figure it out. 

Please excuse the jets in the background. I wonder how many can take off and land. We found out that this place is either a hidden gem or a mythical land. Listen to find out why.

Here is the last one before we take a break. This place is a pretty awesome country that we randomly decide to research. It’s one of the happiest in the world.