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Cosima M. (65) ist frisch geschieden und mitten in ihrer erstaunlichsten Neuerfindung. Nach einer langen Ehe wagt sie den kompletten Neustart: neue Wohnung, neue Freiheit, neuer Job. Auf der Suche nach etwas, das man auch mit Anfang 60 noch mit Freude und Mut beginnen kann, stößt sie online auf eine ungewöhnliche Anzeige: Beraterin für Sexspielzeug auf sogenannten Pepper Partys.Der Gedanke, Frauen in gemütlicher Runde Dildos, Vibratoren, Liebeskugeln und Massageöle zu präsentieren, bringt sie zunächst aus dem Konzept und fasziniert sie gleichzeitig. Ein Job, der Spaß macht, Menschen zusammenbringt und ein Stück Lebenslust zurückgibt? Warum eigentlich nicht?Ihr erster Einsatz führt sie zu einer Scheidungsparty in ein Einfamilienhaus voller fröhlicher Mit-40erinnen. Die Gastgeberin Claudia begrüßt sie herzlich und verrät ihr den geheimen Twist des Abends: Die frisch Geschiedene namens Aline weiß von nichts. Sie soll überrascht werden, und Cosimas spicy Präsentation ist der Höhepunkt. Während Cosima im Wohnzimmer ihren Warenkoffer auspackt, wächst sowohl die Vorfreude der Gäste als auch ihr eigenes Lampenfieber. Sie steht bereit, zum ersten Mal eine Pepper Party zu hosten:mit Prosecco im Flur, einem Koffer voller „Freuden des Lebens“ und einem Mut, den sie sich selbst kaum zugetraut hätte …Infos zu unserem Gastleser DYIN ERNST:Zur Feier des Tages haben wir uns jemanden eingeladen, der mit Worten härter zuschlägt als ein Feuerwerkskörper um Mitternacht: Dyin Ernst. Der Wiener A-Cappella-Battle-Rapper, gesigned bei Heiße Luft Records, trifft seine Gegner ganz ohne Street Credibility – dafür mit der Eloquenz einer französischen Privatschule und Disses, die nicht beleidigen, sondern sezierend den Charakter des Gegenübers auseinandernehmen.Schaut vorbei auf seinem Instagram-Account & beim "United Battle Culture"-Season Opening am 05.02.2026 in der "Grellen Forelle" in Wien:https://www.instagram.com/dyin.ernst/https://www.battleculture.at/details-registrierung/united-battle-culture-session-01-season-3-openingEuch hat diese Geschichte gefallen, aufgeregt oder ihr habt euch darin sogar wiedererkannt?Das interessiert uns brennend!Schreibt uns in Kommentaren über Facebook und Instagram unter @dramacarbonara. Dort werdet ihr auch die in den Geschichten besprochenen Fotos finden und endlich sehen können, was wir sehen ... Falls ihr noch mehr fantastische Geschichten mit uns lesen wollt, können wir euch schon jetzt versprechen: das Repertoire ist unerschöpflich, wir staunen jedes Mal aufs Neue, was möglich ist. Abonnieren per RSS-Feed, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Deezer oder Google Podcasts ist der Schlüssel zur regelmäßigen Versorgung. Über Rezensionen freuen wir uns natürlich extrem und feiern diese gern auch prominent in unserem Social Media Feed.Jede zweite Folge kommt übrigens ein/e GastleserIn zu uns ins kuschelige Wiener Hauptquartier und unterstützt uns mit Theorien zu Charakteren und Handlungssträngen. Wenn ihr einen Wunschgast habt oder gern selbst mal vorbeischauen wollt, sagt Bescheid. Wir können nichts versprechen, aber wir freuen uns immer über Vorschläge.Wenn ihr Lust auf Extra-Content und Community-Aktivitäten habt, unterstützt uns mit einem Abonnement auf Steady und kommt in den Genuss des kompletten "Drama Carbonara"-Universums: https://steadyhq.com/de/drama-carbonara/aboutFalls ihr daran interessiert sind, Werbung in unserem Podcast zu schalten, setzt euch bitte mit Stefan Lassnig von Missing Link  in Verbindung. Verbindlichsten Dank! NEUER PODCAST!Wer in den neuesten Podcast, den Tatjana und Asta für HAPPY HOUSE MEDIA Wien produziert haben mit dem vielversprechenden Namen "Wo die Geister wohnen" reinhören mag - schaut mal hier & hier findet ihr den Geister Instagram Account! Es wird schrecklich schön!!--Link zur Podcast Hörer:innen UMFRAGE!Danke für die Mitarbeit und euer wertvolles Feedback :) & hier zur legendären Spotify Drama Carbonara Soundtrack Playlist - folgen folgen folgen!! liebe Freund:innen des unberechenbaren Musik-Algorithmus!

Kalle heißt eigentlich Pascal. Aber Pascal passt ungefähr so gut zu ihm wie München zu seinem Humor.
 Kalle ist Berlin. Punkt. Ich habe diesen Sommer meine Liebe zur Comedy wiedergefunden – und Kalle hat mich sofort erwischt. Sein Humor ist unbequem, klug, schmerzhaft ehrlich und gleichzeitig ziemlich sexy. Oder wie er selbst sagt: „Früher sah ich aus wie ein braver Junge, heute wie ein spannendes Wochenende für eine Münchnerin.“ Ja. Genau das. Comedy darf wehtun. Und Kalle kann das, ohne jemals respektlos zu sein. Er haut rein, aber mit Verstand. Mit Haltung und mit Gefühl. Er trägt Nagellack, macht Männern Komplimente und er spielt mit seiner Heterosexualität, wenn das Publikum gut aussieht. 
Auf seinem Arm steht ANNAL tätowiert – und das erzählt eigentlich schon sehr viel über seinen Umgang mit Tabus. Kalle findet es beeindruckend, wenn eine Frau einen Dildo auf dem Nachttisch stehen hat. Und er zeigt, wie Humor plötzlich Räume öffnet, in denen man ehrlich über Sex sprechen kann – ohne peinlich zu werden. Sein Wunsch am Ende der Folge ist so simpel wie wichtig:
Männer, redet mehr miteinander über Sex.
Teilt euch. Nehmt den Druck raus.
Denn Intimität wird leichter, wenn sie nicht allein getragen wird.

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Heute ne krasse special Folge: Wir senden aus Felix' Comedy Club, dem Downstairs. Und auch da gibt's viele Probleme: Hannahs Opa stalkt ihr Mailfach und Nico ist freiwilliger Feuerwehrmann, der alles löschen will - nämlich Whatsapps, die ihn triggern. Dann wären da noch die scheiße Geschenke von Luisas Mama und Lele, die wegen ihres Pflegehundes regelmäßig Dildos und Elektropeitschen um sich rum hat. Was tun? Felix hat da ne Idee! Ein 1LIVE-Podcast, © WDR 2025 Von Lisa Adams.

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In dieser neuen Folge von Aurora's Mistress Talk spreche ich mit einer besonderen jungen Domina: Mistress Rachel aus Thüringen, meiner Azubine aus der DOMINA MASTERCLASS. Sie ist heute 21 Jahre alt, hat mit 19 ihre Domina-Ausbildung begonnen und ihren BDSM-Weg privat gemeinsam mit ihrem Partner erkundet. Viele junge Männer, oft Anfänger, schenken ihr als Domina ihr Vertrauen. Gerade ihre Natürlichkeit, ihr zartes Erscheinungsbild und ihre leise, klare Power machen sie als Domina aus. Rachel steht in ihren Sessions auf Latex, integriert ihre große Leidenschaft Bondage in jede Begegnung und bietet auch Nacktsessions an – obwohl sie eine unberührbare Domina ist. Wir sprechen über ihre Liebe zu Fußverehrung, Flagellation, Sissification und darüber, wie sie sanfte Führung mit extremeren Elementen verbindet. Sie teilt offen ihre Erfahrungen mit Outdoor-Sessions, Online-Sessions und Online-Aufgaben und erzählt, wie sie durch ihre Arbeit gelernt hat, sich selbst so zu lieben, wie sie ist. Außerdem kündigen wir unser gemeinsames Projekt mit der MISTRESS ACADEMY an: HOW TO BE A GOOD SLAVE – ein Weiterbildungs- und Einstiegsprogramm für devote Männer und Sklaven, die sich entwickeln oder ihre ersten Erfahrungen sammeln möchten.ShownotesKontakt Mistress Rachel: Anzeige: https://www.galeriedesade.com/Meiningen/Mistress-Rachel-a21701.htmlTelefon: +49 176 36733166Workbook: Amazon > Workbook "How to be a good Slave"MISTRESS ACADEMY: www.mistressacademy.deDOMINA MASTERCLASS: https://www.domina-ausbildung.net/Kurs "Perfect Slave - der Sklaven-Guide": https://www.mistressacademy.de/perfect-slave/ Kurs "How to be a FemDom": https://www.mistressacademy.de/how-to-be-a-femdom/Kurs "Let´s talk dirty": https://www.mistressacademy.de/dirty-talk/ Die Coachings meiner MISTRESS ACADEMY: https://www.mistressacademy.de/coaching/Die Online-Kurse meiner MISTRESS ACADEMY: https://www.mistressacademy.de/online-kurs/ Meine Workshops:FemDom-Workshop: https://www.mistressacademy.de/femdom-workshop/Dom-Sub-Workshop: https://www.mistressacademy.de/dom-sub-paar-workshop/Alles zu meinem MISTRESS EMPIRE:Private Mietung: https://www.mistressempire.de/booking/privateWebsite: https://www.mistressempire.de/Telefon: 040 41125057Mail: info@mistressempire.deAuroras kostenloser Telegram-Kanal: https://t.me/auroranianoxxchannelAurora auf BestFans: https://www.bestfans.com/auroranianoxxMein Buch "Abends heiße ich Aurora": https://amzn.to/2UmZr6dKontakt Aurora: aurora@mistressacademy.deInstagram: @auroranianoxxofficialKultkieztouren: https://www.kult-kieztouren.de/

Das Jahr neigt sich dem Ende zu und irgendwann zählt auch 2025 zu den GOOD OLD DAYS. Bis dahin gibt es noch Songs von Sting und Smash mouth sowie Anekdoten aus der Weihnachtszeit. Vielen Dank für ein weiteres Jahr mit euch GOODIES, euren Support und euer Feedback. Wir wünschen euch auch für 2026 alles Gute und Gesundheit

Twas a Perv Christmas. Christmas eve with your favorite, kinky, perverted family. (2 poems) Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. Twas the night before Christmas,and all through the dwelling. Not a creature was stirring,'cept my cock, which was swelling; From walls hung portraits,setting the mood, Above the mantel hung Grandma,She posed fullly nude; Down the hall, on her bed,Coed stepsister did sit, A vibrating dildo,rubbed on her hard clit; Stepmom in panties,and I in the nude. Had just readied our loins,before getting screwed. When from outside the window,there arose such a cry, My head darted up,from stepmom’s wet thigh; Jen's eyes got so wide,as we both turned to see, Just what sort of Christmas,the visit might be; The moonbeams bounced off,the snow all so white, I blinked as I tried to,make sure of my sight, What did I see,that gave me such pause? It was the round, jolly face,of old Santa Clause! Framed in the window, red cheeks and a beard, When in through the doorway,Buxy Susan appeared; I opened the window,we pulled him within, Jenny glanced at her daughter,then said with a grin: “Santa! We're busy,You're spying, You creep! I’m riding my stepson,and you try to peep! That’s awfully spotty,for man such as you! I wonder what naughty,kinky perversions you do! Now please come on in,and join the fun, We’ll be on the nice list,when finally done!” Quick as the devil,Jen's down on her knees, Tugging his Pants off,as fast as she please, The Sled Musher looked down,his eyes wide with shock, When out of his britches,popped his massive cock, She started to suck him,with skills of a pro, And Santa exclaimed,“Sue, Your Mom's a Ho!” My stepsister laughed,as she fell to Jen’s side, She opened her mouth,took both ball's inside, Her tongue lapped and writhed,his scrotum with care, As Jen bobbed on his shaft,and came up for air, She said, “I’ve taught her well,don’t you think St. Nick? Watching her lick you,gets my pussy all slick.” They sprung to their feet,and got back in bed, “Why don’t you fuck her,while Billy gives me head?” Susan then beamed,and she squealed with delight, then spread her legs and cried,“hurry down my chimney tonight!” And taking my cue,I crawled to Jen’s bits, my tongue, ran up through it,from the crack to the slit, Santa rushed forward,his hard swollen tip, And rubbed it on Susan's,soft, shaven lips; As he pushed it inside,Susan’s ass gave a leap, He was all the way in her,rigid hard and balls deep; Watching her daughter,Jen gave a moan, My tongue pushed down firmly,her clit hard as a bone; Susan writhed on the mattress,her feet in the air, While Santa Clause thrusted,Jen gripped on my hair; At once her back arched,and her toes they did curl, My sister shouted, “Don't stop! I'm Cumming!”while I sucked Jenny's Pearl; Jen pushed my face up,my chin wet with juice, And she said, “My turn! Santa,put my twat to good use!” Her lips stuck out,from under her ass, Santa slid out of Susan,said, “Awe! There’s a good lass!” He went behind Jenny,and in her he plowed, His log hit her g-spot,she cried out aloud; Still horny myself,”Stepsis, want some more?” Got on her knees and said,“Billy, make me a whore!” Sue knelt before Jenny,I poked in her cunt, Jen groaned as I panted,and I heard Santa grunt; He pulled on Jen's hair,Mom’s face all a glow, I pounded up, Susan’s,tits bounced too and fro; She cooed as I fucked her,I smiled at her mother, “Sue, you get along well,with your stepBrother.” We're all moving faster,the bed rocked and squeaked, There's magic in the air,as we all reached our peak; Then Jen started first,a long, bellow scream, Susan came next,as I filled her with cream; With eyes all a twinkle,Saint Nick shot his load, It was a Miracle,Mom didn’t explode! I pulled out of Sue,Nick pulled out of Jen, They fell to the sheets,cunts full to the brim; They both were in giggles,together they squirmed, then straddling each other,they sucked out the sperm; Sue looked up at Nick,her eyes had a glint, Licking her lips, said,“Yum! tastes like mint.” Nick stumbled backwards,and pulled up his drawers, His face was beat red,sweat flowed from his pours; He got to the Window,about to slip out, But paused and he turned,and said with a shout: “You people are lovely,That much I will say! But tonight you're naughty,since Harold's away!” Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle, for Lush Stories. How The Inch Stole Xmas. From The Fucks down in Fucksville. Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. Every Fuck down in Fucksville liked Xmas a lot; But the Inch, who lived just north of Fucksville, did not! The Inch hated Xmas! The whole Xmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his testicles were hung up far too high. It could be, perhaps, that his bladder was shy. But I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that his cock was two sizes too small. But who cares why? The guy was a schmuck, He stood there on Xmas Eve, hating the Fucks, Staring down from his lair with swollen, blue balls, At the radiantly lit windows below in their halls. For he knew that every Fuck down where he gazed, Was busy now, having their pubic hair shaved. "And they're trying on their nighties!" he snarled with a sneer, "Tomorrow is Xmas! It's practically here!" Then he growled, with his Inch fingers nervously drumming, "I must find some way to stop all those Fuckers from cumming!" For tomorrow, he knew, all the lusty studs and sluts, Would wake nice and horny. They'd all start to rut! And then! Oh, the moans! Oh, the moans! Moans! Moans! Moans! That's one thing he hated! The moans! Moans! Moans! Moans! Then the Fucks, barely legal and mature, would hump. And they'd hump! And they'd hump! And they'd hump! Hump! Hump! Hump! They would hump in their pussies, and tight little rumps. Which was something that put the Inch down in the dumps! And then the thing that he hated most would begin! Every Fuck down in Fucksville, the fat and the thin, Would lay close together, with their vibrators humming. They'd lay side-by-side. And the Fucks would start cumming! They'd cum! And they'd cum! And they'd cum! Cum! Cum! Cum! And the more the Inch thought of this Fuckville wide climax, The more he thought, "I must stop this whole thing in its tracks!" "Why, for sixty-nine years I've put up with it now!" "I must stop this Xmas from coming! But how?" Then he got an idea! A nasty idea! The Inch got a wonderful, nasty idea! "I know just what to do!" The Inch laughed in his throat. And he made a quick wide brimmed hat and a coat. And he chuckled, and clucked, "I am such a devilish Imp!" "With this coat and this hat, I look just like a Pimp!" "All I need is a hooker." The Inch looked around. But, since the Inch had no Hos, there was none to be found. Did that stop the old bastard? No! The Inch simply said, "If I can't find a woman, I'll make one instead!" So he gathered some straw, and he formed it into shape, And he planted a red wig on its head with some tape. Then he grabbed the straw woman and a few old rucksacks, And then jumped behind the wheel of his rusty old Cadillac. Then the Inch said, "Let’s go!" And the jalopy started down, Toward the homes where the Fucks lay asnooze in their town. All their windows were dark. Soft groans filled the air. The Fucks were all dreaming wet dreams without care. When he came to the first flophouse on the square. "This place will work for a start," the old Inchy Pimp hissed, And he jumped into the window, empty bags in his fist. Then he crept into the living room, on the tips of his toes, past the discarded condoms and piles of clothes. And into the parlor, the Inch gleefully strolled. In the middle of the room was a polished stripper pole. Laid out beneath it were wondrous sex toys galore. "They won’t need these!" he chuckled, as he started his chore. Then he slithered and slunk, with his heart starting to sing, Around the whole room, and he stole every plaything! Dildos! And Sybians! Anal beads! Balls! French Ticklers! Massagers! Butt plugs! And dolls! And he stuffed them in sacks. Then the Inch, the old baddie, Threw the sacks, into the trunk of his Caddy! Then he snuck to the bathroom. He took every pill! He took the ribbed condoms! All the sensual thrills! He cleaned out the bathroom of the last drop of lube. Why, that Inch left nothing but one single pube! Then he threw all the junk into the car with scorn. "And now!" growled the Inch, "I will take all the porn!" And the Inch grabbed films, dirty books and magazines, When a small voice almost made him jump out of his jeans. He turned around fast, and he saw a young Fuck! Petite Cindy-Blew You, who was naked as buck. The Inch had been caught by this 22 year-old miss, Who'd got out of bed to use the commode for a piss. She gazed at the Inch and said, "Mister Pimp, why,” "Why are you taking our Pornography? Why?" But, you know, that old Inch was such a clever old prick, He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick! "Why, my dear sweet vixen," the bogus Pimp dissembled, "This smut is terrible!” he said, with nary a tremble. "So I'm switching it out, for something much less of a bore." "I'll be back in a flash. With something much more hardcore!" And his fib fooled the minx. Then he patted her bottom, And he went to the loo, never knowing she caught him. And when Cindy-Blew You curled up under her sheet, He grabbed the last bag and chucked it in the street! Then the last thing he stole was their pole for stripping! Then he jumped out the window, practically skipping. He left nothing, no cuffs, no rope. no whips for whipping. And the one drop of lube he left was a crock, It wasn’t enough for even his tiny cock! He did the same thing to every house on every block, Leaving drops much too small for the every Fucks’ cock! There was one hour left before the Fucks started to rise, He decided that heading to his cave would be wise, The car was so stuffed with trinkets it had started to slump! With gags! And with cock rings! With clamps! And clit pumps! Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mt. Pumpit, He drove with his load to the tiptop to dump it! "Yuck yuck to the Fucks!" he was wickedly singing. "They're finding out now what the morning is bringing!" "They're just waking up! With their morning wood throbbing!" "They’ll look all around them and then they’ll start sobbing, For the Fucks down in Fucksville will see all my robbing!" "That's a noise," grinned the Inch, "That I simply must hear!" So he paused. And the Inch put his hand to his ear. And he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started in low. Then it started to grow. But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound was climatic! It couldn't be so! But it this sound was loud and dramatic! He stared down at Fucksville! The Inch growled in disgust! Then he shook! What he saw was shocking, terrible lust! Every Fuck down in Fucksville, the thin and the fat, Was humping! Without any sex toys at that! He hadn't stopped Xmas from coming! They came! Somehow or other, they came just the same! And the Inch, as he watched them suck and blow, Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?" "It came with out vibrators! It came without smut!" "It came without lubricates, or plugs in the butt!" And he stared on for hours, and then something felt sore. Then the Inch looked down at something he hadn't before! "Holy shit! I have an erection!” the amazed Inch swore. "Maybe Xmas;perhaps;isn’t so much of a snore!" And what happened then? Well;in Fucksville they say, That the Inch’s micro cock grew five sizes that day! And as his member filled and hung low and swollen, He jumped in his ride to return all the loot he had stolen, And he gave it all back! All the gizmos, gadgets and the tidbits! And he, he himself! The Inch, came on Cindy-Blew’s tits! Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle, for Lush Stories.

Twas a Perv Christmas. Christmas eve with your favorite, kinky, perverted family. (2 poems) Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. Twas the night before Christmas,and all through the dwelling. Not a creature was stirring,'cept my cock, which was swelling; From walls hung portraits,setting the mood, Above the mantel hung Grandma,She posed fullly nude; Down the hall, on her bed,Coed stepsister did sit, A vibrating dildo,rubbed on her hard clit; Stepmom in panties,and I in the nude. Had just readied our loins,before getting screwed. When from outside the window,there arose such a cry, My head darted up,from stepmom’s wet thigh; Jen's eyes got so wide,as we both turned to see, Just what sort of Christmas,the visit might be; The moonbeams bounced off,the snow all so white, I blinked as I tried to,make sure of my sight, What did I see,that gave me such pause? It was the round, jolly face,of old Santa Clause! Framed in the window, red cheeks and a beard, When in through the doorway,Buxy Susan appeared; I opened the window,we pulled him within, Jenny glanced at her daughter,then said with a grin: “Santa! We're busy,You're spying, You creep! I’m riding my stepson,and you try to peep! That’s awfully spotty,for man such as you! I wonder what naughty,kinky perversions you do! Now please come on in,and join the fun, We’ll be on the nice list,when finally done!” Quick as the devil,Jen's down on her knees, Tugging his Pants off,as fast as she please, The Sled Musher looked down,his eyes wide with shock, When out of his britches,popped his massive cock, She started to suck him,with skills of a pro, And Santa exclaimed,“Sue, Your Mom's a Ho!” My stepsister laughed,as she fell to Jen’s side, She opened her mouth,took both ball's inside, Her tongue lapped and writhed,his scrotum with care, As Jen bobbed on his shaft,and came up for air, She said, “I’ve taught her well,don’t you think St. Nick? Watching her lick you,gets my pussy all slick.” They sprung to their feet,and got back in bed, “Why don’t you fuck her,while Billy gives me head?” Susan then beamed,and she squealed with delight, then spread her legs and cried,“hurry down my chimney tonight!” And taking my cue,I crawled to Jen’s bits, my tongue, ran up through it,from the crack to the slit, Santa rushed forward,his hard swollen tip, And rubbed it on Susan's,soft, shaven lips; As he pushed it inside,Susan’s ass gave a leap, He was all the way in her,rigid hard and balls deep; Watching her daughter,Jen gave a moan, My tongue pushed down firmly,her clit hard as a bone; Susan writhed on the mattress,her feet in the air, While Santa Clause thrusted,Jen gripped on my hair; At once her back arched,and her toes they did curl, My sister shouted, “Don't stop! I'm Cumming!”while I sucked Jenny's Pearl; Jen pushed my face up,my chin wet with juice, And she said, “My turn! Santa,put my twat to good use!” Her lips stuck out,from under her ass, Santa slid out of Susan,said, “Awe! There’s a good lass!” He went behind Jenny,and in her he plowed, His log hit her g-spot,she cried out aloud; Still horny myself,”Stepsis, want some more?” Got on her knees and said,“Billy, make me a whore!” Sue knelt before Jenny,I poked in her cunt, Jen groaned as I panted,and I heard Santa grunt; He pulled on Jen's hair,Mom’s face all a glow, I pounded up, Susan’s,tits bounced too and fro; She cooed as I fucked her,I smiled at her mother, “Sue, you get along well,with your stepBrother.” We're all moving faster,the bed rocked and squeaked, There's magic in the air,as we all reached our peak; Then Jen started first,a long, bellow scream, Susan came next,as I filled her with cream; With eyes all a twinkle,Saint Nick shot his load, It was a Miracle,Mom didn’t explode! I pulled out of Sue,Nick pulled out of Jen, They fell to the sheets,cunts full to the brim; They both were in giggles,together they squirmed, then straddling each other,they sucked out the sperm; Sue looked up at Nick,her eyes had a glint, Licking her lips, said,“Yum! tastes like mint.” Nick stumbled backwards,and pulled up his drawers, His face was beat red,sweat flowed from his pours; He got to the Window,about to slip out, But paused and he turned,and said with a shout: “You people are lovely,That much I will say! But tonight you're naughty,since Harold's away!” Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle, for Lush Stories. How The Inch Stole Xmas. From The Fucks down in Fucksville. Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. Every Fuck down in Fucksville liked Xmas a lot; But the Inch, who lived just north of Fucksville, did not! The Inch hated Xmas! The whole Xmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his testicles were hung up far too high. It could be, perhaps, that his bladder was shy. But I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that his cock was two sizes too small. But who cares why? The guy was a schmuck, He stood there on Xmas Eve, hating the Fucks, Staring down from his lair with swollen, blue balls, At the radiantly lit windows below in their halls. For he knew that every Fuck down where he gazed, Was busy now, having their pubic hair shaved. "And they're trying on their nighties!" he snarled with a sneer, "Tomorrow is Xmas! It's practically here!" Then he growled, with his Inch fingers nervously drumming, "I must find some way to stop all those Fuckers from cumming!" For tomorrow, he knew, all the lusty studs and sluts, Would wake nice and horny. They'd all start to rut! And then! Oh, the moans! Oh, the moans! Moans! Moans! Moans! That's one thing he hated! The moans! Moans! Moans! Moans! Then the Fucks, barely legal and mature, would hump. And they'd hump! And they'd hump! And they'd hump! Hump! Hump! Hump! They would hump in their pussies, and tight little rumps. Which was something that put the Inch down in the dumps! And then the thing that he hated most would begin! Every Fuck down in Fucksville, the fat and the thin, Would lay close together, with their vibrators humming. They'd lay side-by-side. And the Fucks would start cumming! They'd cum! And they'd cum! And they'd cum! Cum! Cum! Cum! And the more the Inch thought of this Fuckville wide climax, The more he thought, "I must stop this whole thing in its tracks!" "Why, for sixty-nine years I've put up with it now!" "I must stop this Xmas from coming! But how?" Then he got an idea! A nasty idea! The Inch got a wonderful, nasty idea! "I know just what to do!" The Inch laughed in his throat. And he made a quick wide brimmed hat and a coat. And he chuckled, and clucked, "I am such a devilish Imp!" "With this coat and this hat, I look just like a Pimp!" "All I need is a hooker." The Inch looked around. But, since the Inch had no Hos, there was none to be found. Did that stop the old bastard? No! The Inch simply said, "If I can't find a woman, I'll make one instead!" So he gathered some straw, and he formed it into shape, And he planted a red wig on its head with some tape. Then he grabbed the straw woman and a few old rucksacks, And then jumped behind the wheel of his rusty old Cadillac. Then the Inch said, "Let’s go!" And the jalopy started down, Toward the homes where the Fucks lay asnooze in their town. All their windows were dark. Soft groans filled the air. The Fucks were all dreaming wet dreams without care. When he came to the first flophouse on the square. "This place will work for a start," the old Inchy Pimp hissed, And he jumped into the window, empty bags in his fist. Then he crept into the living room, on the tips of his toes, past the discarded condoms and piles of clothes. And into the parlor, the Inch gleefully strolled. In the middle of the room was a polished stripper pole. Laid out beneath it were wondrous sex toys galore. "They won’t need these!" he chuckled, as he started his chore. Then he slithered and slunk, with his heart starting to sing, Around the whole room, and he stole every plaything! Dildos! And Sybians! Anal beads! Balls! French Ticklers! Massagers! Butt plugs! And dolls! And he stuffed them in sacks. Then the Inch, the old baddie, Threw the sacks, into the trunk of his Caddy! Then he snuck to the bathroom. He took every pill! He took the ribbed condoms! All the sensual thrills! He cleaned out the bathroom of the last drop of lube. Why, that Inch left nothing but one single pube! Then he threw all the junk into the car with scorn. "And now!" growled the Inch, "I will take all the porn!" And the Inch grabbed films, dirty books and magazines, When a small voice almost made him jump out of his jeans. He turned around fast, and he saw a young Fuck! Petite Cindy-Blew You, who was naked as buck. The Inch had been caught by this 22 year-old miss, Who'd got out of bed to use the commode for a piss. She gazed at the Inch and said, "Mister Pimp, why,” "Why are you taking our Pornography? Why?" But, you know, that old Inch was such a clever old prick, He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick! "Why, my dear sweet vixen," the bogus Pimp dissembled, "This smut is terrible!” he said, with nary a tremble. "So I'm switching it out, for something much less of a bore." "I'll be back in a flash. With something much more hardcore!" And his fib fooled the minx. Then he patted her bottom, And he went to the loo, never knowing she caught him. And when Cindy-Blew You curled up under her sheet, He grabbed the last bag and chucked it in the street! Then the last thing he stole was their pole for stripping! Then he jumped out the window, practically skipping. He left nothing, no cuffs, no rope. no whips for whipping. And the one drop of lube he left was a crock, It wasn’t enough for even his tiny cock! He did the same thing to every house on every block, Leaving drops much too small for the every Fucks’ cock! There was one hour left before the Fucks started to rise, He decided that heading to his cave would be wise, The car was so stuffed with trinkets it had started to slump! With gags! And with cock rings! With clamps! And clit pumps! Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mt. Pumpit, He drove with his load to the tiptop to dump it! "Yuck yuck to the Fucks!" he was wickedly singing. "They're finding out now what the morning is bringing!" "They're just waking up! With their morning wood throbbing!" "They’ll look all around them and then they’ll start sobbing, For the Fucks down in Fucksville will see all my robbing!" "That's a noise," grinned the Inch, "That I simply must hear!" So he paused. And the Inch put his hand to his ear. And he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started in low. Then it started to grow. But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound was climatic! It couldn't be so! But it this sound was loud and dramatic! He stared down at Fucksville! The Inch growled in disgust! Then he shook! What he saw was shocking, terrible lust! Every Fuck down in Fucksville, the thin and the fat, Was humping! Without any sex toys at that! He hadn't stopped Xmas from coming! They came! Somehow or other, they came just the same! And the Inch, as he watched them suck and blow, Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?" "It came with out vibrators! It came without smut!" "It came without lubricates, or plugs in the butt!" And he stared on for hours, and then something felt sore. Then the Inch looked down at something he hadn't before! "Holy shit! I have an erection!” the amazed Inch swore. "Maybe Xmas;perhaps;isn’t so much of a snore!" And what happened then? Well;in Fucksville they say, That the Inch’s micro cock grew five sizes that day! And as his member filled and hung low and swollen, He jumped in his ride to return all the loot he had stolen, And he gave it all back! All the gizmos, gadgets and the tidbits! And he, he himself! The Inch, came on Cindy-Blew’s tits! Based on a post by Sancho Hardbottle, for Lush Stories.

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Soja & Hafer - Ist Milchersatz besser für Umwelt und Gesundheit? (07:10) - Diese Folge ist ein Repost aus dem Dezember 2024 // Mehr spannende Themen wissenschaftlich eingeordnet findet Ihr hier: www.quarks.de // Habt Ihr Feedback, Anregungen oder Fragen, die wir wissenschaftlich einordnen sollen? Dann meldet Euch über Whatsapp oder Signal unter 0162 344 86 48 oder per Mail: quarksdaily@wdr.de. Von Sebastian Sonntag.

Da erscheint sie, im grünen Nebelmeer. Weit weit weg, von einem Schloss kommt sie her. Zwar nicht auf dem Besen, und doch ist es kein Zufall gewesen, dass sie einen Parkplatz findet, und damit unsere Hoffnung ans Magische nicht mehr schwindet. Auf unserem Thron sitzt sie heut, die Hexe Wicca, was uns unglaublich freut! Genug mit schlechtem Reimen, aber es soll beim anscheinend beim Zaubern helfen. Und wenn es eine wissen soll, dann eine moderne Hexe, die ihr Leben diesem Lifestyle gewidmet hat. Wicca erzählt uns die Geschichte, die noch immer kein positives Ende hat: Die Unterdrückung der Frau. Und dabei lernen wir, was wir für eine enorme Kraft besitzen! Dara & Karin sind hin und weg, denn die beiden Möchtegern Hexen haben letztes Jahr zum ersten Mal selbst dank einem Dildo ihre Magie gespürt.

Thank you for downloading episode 71 of our podcast, and a very Happy Christmas to all the SSUK listeners!!  Mr & Mrs G return with another fun, honest and authentic episode!!! A Christmas episode with lost of chat to unwrap, including Mrs G's online advent calendar available on X (Twitter) and FabSwingers, some excitement for lifestyle events planned for early 2026 including an exclusive Mansion takeover party hosted by their friend, Cate from Wanderlust Swingers podcast (details below), whether compulsory club dress down would be a good idea for men, plans for the Le Boudoir Christmas Party night, nostalgia around being new to lifestyle, with the fuelling of your sex life, desire and how your comfort zone broadens with time. They move on to talking about a Quad weekend away with a few firsts for them, and a funny story about a lost glass dildo!! All this in their usual lighthearted and fun chat, this is an honest and open account of where they are in their journey into the lifestyle.  You'll feel like you're sat in a hotel bar with long term friends having a sexy discussion!    Mr & Mrs G are heading on a Mediterranean Virgin Voyages cruise in Summer 2026, and they are hosting a group onboard. If you fancy being part of the group and sailing, contact Mrs G at the details below to find out more. Booking with the group would bring access to the pre-cruise chat, a group pre-meet in March 2026, and being part of the lifestyle group on the ship.Contact us at:    Email: '⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hello@sexlessswingers.co.uk⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠'    X / Twitter: '@sexlessswingers'    FabSwingers - 'The_Sexless_Swingers'    SwingHub - 'TheSexlessSwingersUK' SwingHub Community Page - 'TheSexlessSwingersPodcast'Please note, explicit adult theme of a sexual nature are discussed and this podcast is for 18+ only.    Credit for mentions (please note, ALL products/events discussed on the podcast are purchased at the full advertised price, and so any reviews are fully honest, independent and authentic):    Wanderlust Swingers Mansion Takeover Event - Saturday 18 Apr 2026, Surrey, Englandhttps://wanderlustswingers.com/uk-mansion-takeover/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Intro and exit music via Pixabay - Track: Summer Trip with a Guitar - Artist: Sweet KR 

Well after last weeks debacle the boys are back. Ivan runs us through the Melton Multicultural Festival and Timmy finally gives us a blow by blow account of Grand Final Day. Sit back, relax and enjoy some "Good Banter" Jump on the Patreon - www.patreon.com/goodbanter

Babs Drougge på P3 Nyheter förklarar morgonens stora nyheter, alltid tillsammans med programledarna för Morgonpasset i P3: Margret Atladottir och David Druid. Lyssna på alla avsnitt i Sveriges Radios app. Prinsessan Sofia träffade Jeffrey Epstein på 00-talet och blev erbjuden att hälsa på honom i Karibien. Det framgår av mejl som DN tagit del av. Hovet bekräftar att Sofia presenterats för Epstein vid ett fåtal tillfällen, men någon resa till Karibien ska inte ha ägd rum.Sen pratar vi om att det inte är en självklarhet att få ta med sig sin dildo när man ska avtjäna ett fängelsestraff. Det är inte heller förbjudet, utan Kriminalvården gör en bedömning utifrån fall till fall. Så vad avgör om man får ha dildo eller inte?

“Kinnisvarajutud” podcasti 270. osas on meil külas autoentusiastist ettevõtja ja hobi kinnisvarainvestor Nora Raudsik, kes räägib lahti oma senise kinnisvarateekonna. Kusjuures tundub, et ühtegi sellist rahulikku objekti, kus mitte midagi põnevat, naljakat või hullumeelset poleks juhtunud, tema käest läbi polegi käinud. Väga konkreetse ütlemisega Nora alustas oma kinnisvarateekonda Laagrist ühe minikorteriga, kuhu eelmine elanik otsustas (mingil kujul) sisse jääda. Järgmisel objektil maadles Nora erinevate naljameestest ehitajatega, kui üks soomlane jooksis lõpuks võtmetega minema ning järgmiste tüüpidega läksid asjad konkreetsete ähvardusteni välja. Lisaks kinnisvarale räägime Noraga ka ettevõtlusest, kui lapsest peale autodega ja nende parandamisega kokku puutunud neiu on koos kaaslasega Tartus püsti pannud BMW sõidukite teeninduse Buumer Auto. Saatest üritame välja selgitada, kust tema ettevõtluspisik alguse sai ning kuhu on plaan oma tegemistega erinevatel rinnetel lõpuks välja jõuda. --- Podcast “Kinnisvarajutud” võtab luubi alla Eesti kinnisvaraturu ning üritab erinevad teemad sügavuti lahti võtta. Eesmärk on rääkida kinnisvarast kui varaklassist (väike)investori vaatenurgast ning olla valdkonnast huvitatutele abimeheks ja meelelahutuseks. Saatejuhid on investor ja kinnisvarahuviline Siim Semiskar ning Uus Maa Pro partner ja kinnisvaramaakler Algis Liblik. Kuulajad saavad kaasa rääkida, küsimusi küsida või saate kohta tagasisidet anda Facebooki grupis Kinnisvarajutud. Jälgi meid ka Instagramis: www.instagram.com/kinnisvarajutud/ Toeta meie tegemisi Patreonis ja saa ligipääs boonusepisoodidele ja muule lisamaterjalile: www.patreon.com/kinnisvarajutud

Jill Liv Nielsen er træt af sit 25 år gamle øgenavn, og grev Nikolai er sprunget ud som skuespiller. Filmen er baseret på en 100 år gammel bog, der handler om lyst og mord.Samtidig er grev Felix blevet studentermedhjælper hos en ejendomsmægler. Den ene indehaver har en spændende fortid med Paris Hilton-tasker og konkurser.Og så taler vi om ejeren af Forræder-slottet, der har fået kritik for at være et klamt sted. Men ejeren er heller ikke helt ren - han har nemlig flere domme bag sig, bl.a. for svindel og ulovlig import. Din vært er Ditte Okman og i panelet sidder Per Kuskner, Nikolaj Vraa og Anne Sofie Allarp. Lyt til nye episoder af Det, vi taler om hver fredag.Følg Det, vi taler om på Facebook og @ditteokman på Instagram.Vært: Ditte OkmanProducer: Leo Peter Larsen og Sarah BechVideoproducer: Donya LykkebergRedaktør: Andreas ØstergaardSe hele udsendelsen her: https://youtube.com/live/sKIfzGXs87I?feature=shareSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about feeling tired, update on GoFundMe for 88-year-old still working, Asian woman used music to teach herself English, video of little kids laughing at whoopie cushions, news report on a town called Dildo, driver gets carjacked when he stopped to help someone on crutches, landlords accused of harassing female tenants, spa gets robbed, worldwide mandatory jet repair may effect holiday travel, cops step in and finish package delivery, Cowboys-Chiefs Thanksgiving game sets record, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, Paul Anka confirms Sinatra had huge dong, Tara Reid allegations being investigated, Wizard of Oz at Sphere, old snack re-released after shown in Stranger Things, Spotify wrapped lists, Ozzy received award posthumously on his birthday, 64-year-old woman met guy to have sex in park and killed him, drunk man entered wrong home, guy posed as real estate investor to steal money, man asked a guy to see his gun and stole it, man tried to help raccoon and it gave him rabies, Uber river ran errands, woman seen scrolling phone while swimming in pool, chubby Chinese man entered bodybuilding contest, man dies on vacation after getting in hot tub, car stolen by fake valet, postal worker found girl's letter to Santa and got her everything, man won $20k and had co-worker cash it, wedding decorator walked out of wedding with donation box, and more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about feeling tired, update on GoFundMe for 88-year-old still working, Asian woman used music to teach herself English, video of little kids laughing at whoopie cushions, news report on a town called Dildo, driver gets carjacked when he stopped to help someone on crutches, landlords accused of harassing female tenants, spa gets robbed, worldwide mandatory jet repair may effect holiday travel, cops step in and finish package delivery, Cowboys-Chiefs Thanksgiving game sets record, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, Paul Anka confirms Sinatra had huge dong, Tara Reid allegations being investigated, Wizard of Oz at Sphere, old snack re-released after shown in Stranger Things, Spotify wrapped lists, Ozzy received award posthumously on his birthday, 64-year-old woman met guy to have sex in park and killed him, drunk man entered wrong home, guy posed as real estate investor to steal money, man asked a guy to see his gun and stole it, man tried to help raccoon and it gave him rabies, Uber river ran errands, woman seen scrolling phone while swimming in pool, chubby Chinese man entered bodybuilding contest, man dies on vacation after getting in hot tub, car stolen by fake valet, postal worker found girl’s letter to Santa and got her everything, man won $20k and had co-worker cash it, wedding decorator walked out of wedding with donation box, and more!

On Today’s Show: Tim pops in with a quick update: today's Sideshow-exclusive episode is running a little behind schedule, so this morning you're getting a Best Of — and for once, everyone gets to hear it. Sideshow freaks, don't panic: your new episode will still hit later this afternoon. Friday's show should drop at the […] The post The Girl With the Dragon Dildo Collection first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

French wild card Corey Colombet jumps on the couch to explain how he went from backpacker gigs to launching Bodega, a web3 prediction market where you can punt on everything from elections and Bitcoin prices to green dildos getting launched onto NFL fields.Corey breaks down how prediction markets actually work, why they can be more accurate than polls, how they raised a lazy million in VC, and how creators can become decentralised bookies – including setting up markets for things like the Podcast Royale boxing night.Crypto, politics, sports, dildos on the 50-metre line and a Frenchman having a crack in Dubai… it's a proper true yarn about backing yourself and betting on the future.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, we start off talking about a group of women who pulled off quite the heist, a subway rider in NYC who got gutted, and a passenger in Dallas who put on quite the show on I-30.  LINKS:Wanted: Adult toy store allegedly robbed by three womenNYC straphanger knifed in gut for asking passenger to stop talking loudly on phone: copsNYC straphanger knifed in gut for asking passenger to stop talking loudly on phone: copsMan seen hanging out of passenger window on I-30The Treehouse Show is a Dallas based comedy podcast. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about funny news, viral stories, and hilarious commentary.The Treehouse WebsiteGet MORE from the Treehouse Show on PatreonGet a FREE roof inspection from the best company in DFW:Cook DFW Roofing & Restoration CLICK HERE TO DONATE:The RMS Treehouse Listeners Foundation

Sex toys have become more accessible and normalised than ever before, but are they making your love life better? From vibrators, dildos and fleshlights to floggers, whips and gags, we hear how you're using them with partners, we unpack vibrator shame, and discuss how the sexual wellness trend is packaging products and pleasure.SHOW NOTES:Men are buying more sex toys:https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/relationships/sex/men-are-now-buying-more-sex-toys-than-women/image-gallery/765abe10019cb43713c9f7cfcd75adf0Sexual wellness industry stats:https://www.fortunebusinessinsights.com/sexual-wellness-products-market-110030DM us your thoughts, questions, topics, or to just vent at @triplejthehookup on IG or email us: thehookup@abc.net.auThe Hook Up is an ABC podcast, produced by triple j. It is recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation. We pay our respects to elders past and present. We acknowledge Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples as the First Australians and Traditional Custodians of the land where we live, work, and learn.

Vibratoren, Dildos, Analplugs und Masturbatoren: Stiftung Warentest hat 19 Sextoys getestet. Ergebnis: Nur sieben gelten als unbedenklich. Worauf wir bei Kauf und Nutzung achten sollten, erklärt Sexualberaterin Luisa Schröder.**********Quellen aus der Folge:Stiftung Warentest: Sexspielzeug für Frauen und Männer**********Mehr zum Thema bei Deutschlandfunk Nova:Sextoys: Von Cervix-Dildos bis Inseminations-SetsSelbstbefriedigung: Ein Sattel für die weibliche LustHorny Hypnose: Wie ihr ohne Berührung zum Orgasmus kommt**********Den Artikel zum Stück findet ihr hier.**********Ihr könnt uns auch auf diesen Kanälen folgen: TikTok und Instagram .

Hey Ya'll! Toni, John and Michael travel with the ladies to Amsterdam to break down episode 15 of RHOC. Did Shannon have too much space cake? Will Tamra and Gretchen ever make peace? Is Shannon bringing back old school Orange County?

Hey Ya'll! Toni, John and Michael travel with the ladies to Amsterdam to break down episode 15 of RHOC. Did Shannon have too much space cake? Will Tamra and Gretchen ever make peace? Is Shannon bringing back old school Orange County?

She felt the pressure but still performed. Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tuesday brings us fire at the booty call’s house and cocaine in the Trick Or Treat bag, and the unconventional engagement ring story from Mase. We remind you why it’s important to save them in your phone carefully, Cass takes back her support for a brand, and we play a birthday round of “We’re Talkin”. We have Cass’ official performance of the Dildo Heist songs, a couple breaking laws and backs, and a DUI for the Dui taskforce. Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Time to write a song! Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TJIF! We have babies with guns and Eminem’s “wife” in the Ill-Advised News. We have a robust Rage Friday, we dive into the crazy stories about sports betting and all of the latest arrests, Cass wants to write a sex toy song, and Anthony is not feeling the friend love. Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A group of polar bears have decided to move into an abandoned research station off Russia's far eastern coast, Headline of the Week contender #5: Teacher fired for telling children about dildo mishap during Dickens lesson, Lawyer has contempt charge upheld after calling a judge a "F***ing C**t"

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In this episode, Tracey and Kelsey discuss these three anonymous questions:1) A simple question for you: what do people use dildos for? I get why a vibrator is appealing, but why would a couple need one?2) I'm in a new relationship with the most patient, loving man. He gives me the most fantastic oral sex, often bringing me to orgasm without a toy. But, he suffers from terrible PE and will orgasm just from giving oral sex. What can I do to help him, as I would love to be properly penetrated again? We're not young. 3) My girlfriend and I have been together two years. I'm mid 40s and she's 13 years younger than me. We're both into the idea of a threesome, but can't decide whether to have FFM or MFM. My girlfriend thinks a threesome once a month sounds like a great plan, but I'm not sure. She's suggested asking our personal trainer who is very hot and single. I think it should be an escort, which I have used in the past. Can you help with the logistics?To have Tracey and Kelsey discuss YOUR secret sex question, enter it anonymously at https://bit.ly/3C4AelUWant a copy of Tracey's book, Great Sex Starts at 50? Enter code GREATSEX on ChronicleBooks.com for 30% off! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

00:00:00 – Cold Open, Korn & Alex Jones Warm-up Loose banter about Korn and 90s heavy music crashes into the weekly “Alex Jones Clips of the Week,” plus Mike's insomnia saga and general show setup. 00:10:00 – AJ Soundboard Frenzy & Vibes Check More Jones drops, jokes about other podcasts reusing clips, and a running gag about “morale and vibes” being in freefall; tee-up for a Charlie Kirk deep-dive. 00:20:00 – Snake Eyes & Synchros They compare the Snake Eyes (1998) assassination scene to the alleged Kirk shooting—date matches, name rhymes, “enough is enough” thumbnails—then trot out the Illuminati card game coincidences. 00:30:00 – Drones, Bugs, and Bad Physics Viewer-found “drones” in crowd footage spark analysis; the crew pushes back (could be bugs/low-res artifacts) and calls out recoil physics; attention shifts to a suspicious jet track over Utah. 00:40:00 – The HADES Jet Theory A Bombardier “AXLE-10” Army spy jet allegedly flies low/slow pre-event and returns near time of the attack; theory suggests it deployed/recovered drones. Hosts counter with Occam's razor and ask why launch from a plane when a van would do. 00:50:00 – Rapture Delayed for… Epstein Files? A pastor's failed Sept 23 rapture prediction morphs into a meme that “God's waiting on the Epstein files.” Quick hit: a gunman fires at an Area 51 gate; then into a study claiming most life is on “autopilot.” 01:00:00 – Autopilot & Kimmel Returns Using autopilot to free brain cycles, Mike riffs on building an OBDM game. Then a spicy take on Jimmy Kimmel's return, YouTube views vs. TV ratings, and late-night culture snark. 01:10:00 – New Stealth Drone & Grave-Digging Worlds Lockheed unveils a slick “collaborative combat aircraft” concept; the guys joke it's straight out of 80s G.I. Joe. Then: Hungary's International Grave-Digging Championship (speed, precision, and the “first law of holes”). 01:20:00 – Sahara Mummies & Dildo's Honorary Mayor Pop-mechanics piece: 7,000-year-old Saharan mummies with a distinct North African lineage; side-trip to Dildo, Newfoundland rallying behind honorary mayor Jimmy Kimmel. 01:30:00 – Aspen's ‘Glory Hole Park' Glow-Up & Mayo Arson Sequel City is upgrading trails/access at “Glory Hole Park,” sending the show into 10 minutes of double-entendre gold. Then a follow-up: Hellmann's offers to repair a café after a mayo-rage arson. 01:40:00 – The Soy Sauce Schism A B.C. sushi spot posts: “We never serve extra soy sauce.” Community memes it; owner defends culinary intent and health; hosts crown him the “Soy Nazi.” 01:50:00 – Hershey's Halloween Lawsuit & Prison Coders Class-action over “deceptive” ghost/pumpkin shapes gets tossed; jokes about SCOTUS writing 40-page opinions on candy. Then: profile of inmates thriving in remote software jobs from inside prison. 02:00:00 – Sign-off & Condiment Callbacks Loose wrap with callbacks (soy sauce, mayo, condiments), plugs, and a goofy “skyscrapers & jazz” riff headed into the outro. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research ▀▄▀▄▀ CONTACT LINKS ▀▄▀▄▀ ► Skype: ourbigdumbmouth ► Website: http://obdmpod.com ► Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/obdmpod ► Full Videos at Odysee: https://odysee.com/@obdm:0 ► Twitter: https://twitter.com/obdmpod ► Instagram: obdmpod ► Email: ourbigdumbmouth at gmail ► RSS: http://ourbigdumbmouth.libsyn.com/rss ► iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/our-big-dumb-mouth/id261189509?mt=2  

"We have more games than we have non-disgraced broadcasters." Dildos on the field, the Ray Hudson Call of the Day, and Tony had a specific way he figured out he was listening to the call of the UM vs. USF game on The CW. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jimmy Fallon filmed the Tonight Show in Detroit, Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson charged, RIP Robert Redford, Luigi Mangione fans celebrate, Corey Feldman Dancing on Ice, The Emmy awards, and Saudi Arabia buys football player & comics. RIP Robert Redford. Trudi's house hates her. Now her furnace is shot. Quarterly taxes are really hard to remember. Drew Crime: Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson was charged and the prosecution released new information. Both political sides like to point fingers and blame each other. Two punk youngsters were busted by their moms after causing $50K in damage at a school library. Best friends go down in Y2K murder. The Menendez Brothers denied a new trial. TMZ still hasn't fessed up for cheering for Charlie Kirk's death. Drew took the high road and has forgiven Harvey. Luigi Mangione had a major court victory and has some fans going crazy. Sports: MNF was awesome. Carlie Irsay-Gordon is wearing a headset on the sidelines. Tom Brady is cheating again. He's also sports-washing for Saudi Arabia with other NFL stars. Travis Kelce is a hot head. Dildos are invading the NFL. Free Rashee Rice! Kelce's ex got dry-humped by Chris Brown. Angel Reese ‘retired' her mom. Britt Reid is on house arrest thanks to a Chief fan judge. Jimmy Fallon did an hour long Ford commercial in Detroit and sold it as a Tonight Show episode. It was not funny. Locals is ripping off Patreon. Stuttering John wants to settle with Karl and Shuli… for nothing. DWTS is back with Feld-dog. We discover Corey Feldman's Dancing On Ice career. We watch Corey butcher another Beatles song. The biggest comedians in the world are playing for Saudi Arabia. Lil Nas X goes to rehab. Some rapper named ‘D4vd' had a dismembered body in his Telsa. More people are being fired for their Charlie Kirk commentary. The Emmys went down last night. We learn that The Pitt is something on HBO. If you'd like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).

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This episode the girls cover the tragic and still unsolved Yogurt Shop Murders and the highly disgusting Canadian serial Killer Robert Willy Pickton The Pig Farm Killer. Spank you for listening. Do less God bless. Gloom & Bloom out!

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This is The Zone of Disruption! This is the I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST! His name is Michael Rapaport aka The Gringo Mandingo aka aka The People's Pickle aka The Jewish Brad Pitt aka Captain Colitis aka The Disruptive Warrior and he is here to discuss: The Last Few Days of Summer, upcoming stand up dates, Supreme Clientele 2 Review, Crying While Watching America's Team: The Gambler & His Cowboys, Why Is Eli Manning Not In The NFL HALL OF FAME?, Another Dildo'nt Rant, Journalists in Gaza & a whole lotta mo'. This episode is not to be missed! CaptainPicks To Win In Sports Betting: https://www.winible.com/checkout/1357777109057032537?store_url=/captainpicks&c=kickoff Rate & Review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify Send questions & concerns to: iamrapaportpodcast@gmail.com Subscribe to Rapaport's Reality Feeds: iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/867-rapaports-reality-with-keb-171162927/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rapaports-reality-with-kebe-michael-rapaport/id1744160673 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3a9ArixCtWRhfpfo1Tz7MR Pandora: https://www.pandora.com/podcast/rapaports-reality-with-kebe-michael-rapaport/PC:1001087456 Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/a776919e-ad8c-4b4b-90c6-f28e41fe1d40/rapaports-reality-with-kebe-michael-rapaport Stand Up Comedy Tickets on sale at: MichaelRapaportComedy.com If you are interested in NCAA, MLB, NBA, NFL & UFC Picks/Parlays Follow @CaptainPicksWins on Instagram & subscribe to packages at www.CaptainPicks.com www.dbpodcasts.com Produced by DBPodcasts.comFollow @dbpodcasts, @iamrapaport, @michaelrapaport on TikTok, Twitter & InstagramMusic by Jansport J (Follow @JansportJ) www.JansportJMusic.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this week's little liter we're discussing a currently-unfolding moidah case from South Carolina, model mayhem and dildos! Watch this episode on YouTube: youtube.com/@cultliterCall the Hotline: 747-322-0273Buy my book: prh.com/obitchuary Merch! Merch! Merch!: wonderyshop.com/cultliterCome see me on tour: obitchuarypodcast.com Write me: spencer@cultliter.comSpencer Henry PO Box 18149 Long Beach CA 90807 Follow along online: instagram.com/cultliterpodcast instagram.com/spencerhenryJoin our patreon: Patreon.com/cultliterCheck out my other show OBITCHUARY wherever you're listening now! Sources:https://www.wbtw.com/news/pee-dee/florence-county/my-baby-trey-grandmother-of-murdered-johnsonville-teen-speaks-out/https://lawandcrime.com/crime/over-a-female-teens-girl-drama-turns-deadly-as-16-year-old-is-gunned-down-in-street-by-friend-who-was-driven-to-shooting-scene-cops-say/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode of “Fearless,” Jason Whitlock addresses claims that Shedeur Sanders is “being set up to fail,” as he is slated to start for the Browns tonight against the Panthers. Whitlock argues that Sanders has never had to compete for a job, because he's convinced his father, Deion Sanders, and people like Stephen A. Smith that he shouldn't have to. Guests Steve Kim and T.J. Moe join the show to weigh in on Sanders, injuries plaguing Colts QB Anthony Richardson, the ongoing sex-toy saga making a joke of the WNBA, and Dave Portnoy's latest eye-raising comments. During the always entertaining As the WNBA Turns segment, Whitlock is joined by a panel of guests who break down the Mercury trouncing the Fever last night and what the players' performances mean for Caitlin Clark's team. Dynamic show today; don't miss it! ​​Today's Sponsors: CBDistillery If better sleep, less stress, and pain relief after exercise sound good to you, you need to hear about CBD from CBDistillery. Visit https://CBDistillery.com and enter code VIP to save up to 50% on everything.  SHOW OUTLINE 00:00 Intro Want more Fearless content? Subscribe to Jason Whitlock Harmony for a biblical perspective on everyday issues at https://www.youtube.com/@JasonWhitlockHarmony?sub_confirmation=1 Jeffery Steele and Jason Whitlock welcome musical guests for unique interviews and performances that you won't want to miss! Subscribe to https://youtube.com/@JasonWhitlockBYOG?sub_confirmation=1  We want to hear from the Fearless Army!! Join the conversation in the show chat, leave a comment or email Jason at FearlessBlazeShow@gmail.com Get 10% off Blaze swag by using code Fearless10 at https://shop.blazemedia.com/fearless Make yourself an official member of the “Fearless Army!” Support Conservative Voices! Subscribe to BlazeTV at https://www.fearlessmission.com and get $20 off your yearly subscription. Visit https://TheBlaze.com. Explore the all-new ad-free experience and see for yourself how we're standing up against suppression and prioritizing independent journalism. CLICK HERE to Subscribe to Jason Whitlock's YouTube: https://bit.ly/3jFL36G CLICK HERE to Listen to Jason Whitlock's podcast: https://apple.co/3zHaeLTCLICK HERE to Follow Jason Whitlock on X: https://bit.ly/3hvSjiJ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Week on Good Follow: Ros & Logan put on their tinfoil hats and try to get to the bottom of the craziness happening in the WNBA. Is cryptocurrency at the core of the dildo fiasco? Where are the Connecticut Sun going to end up?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss President Donald Trump firing the Commissioner of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, Fever's Sophie Cunningham blasting fans after another dildo is thrown on the court, and Mark Zuckerberg saying superintelligence is imminent.

This Week on Good Follow: Ros & Logan react to a wild week in the WNBA with dildos being thrown onto the courts of games, decide if the Fever are heating up at just the right time, and break down the Dallas Wings trading Dijonai Carrington to the Minnesota Lynx. Finally, Logan shares her NWSL pick of the week presented by DraftKings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Micah Parsons and Jerry Jones are beefing and we break down where he may end up. We talk Training Camp, viral Caleb videos. The Speedway disaster for MLB, Dildo throwing in the WNBA and more (00:00:00-00:42:47). Who's back of the week including the Miami Marlins and Luka signs his new deal (00:42:47-00:59:59). Mt Rushmore of words that start with Q (00:59:59-01:25:15). Saquon Barkley joins the show to talk about his incredible season, leaving the Giants, Penn State, is the running back position and ons more (01:25:15-01:49:10). Lane Johnson and Cam Jurgens join to talk football, tush push, O-Line play, Nebraska and more (01:49:10-02:14:30). We finish with lottery ball numbers (02:14:30-02:18:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take