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Nånting Om Aktier
256. Smått, gott & dildos med mera

Nånting Om Aktier

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2025 95:23


Tisdag igen med buller och bång. Nytt avsnitt är på gång. Det händer saker hela tiden som vi måste snacka om och det är väl tur det i och för sig.Vi pratar lite om ditten och datten. Vi börjar med norska insynsköp i Lammhult och att världen har en ny person på topp 10 världens rikaste. Cheffelo (00:19:55) har reviderat upp guidance och ingen är gladare än vi. Eller ja, förra veckans gästspelare Olle Q kanske. Hursomhelst otroligt stark operativ utveckling och vi fortsätter att imponeras. Koenigsegg ska till börsen, vilket blir Sveriges första pure luxury bolag (00:28:35). Den intressanta frågan är hur detta ska värderas? PE likt Volkswagen eller Tesla? eller Palantir-värdering? Vem vet. Sedan tjötar Gedda även lite om turerna i Flat Capital och Klarna (00:35:22).EQL Pharma (00:44:43) har lite grus i maskineriet, vilket inte hör till vanligheten. En perfekt storm i supply chain har skett vilket påverkar tillväxttakten. Hur ska man se på detta då?Vi avslutar med att kika till Vuxen Group (01:05:02). Rapporten i rätt riktning och bolagets starkaste Q1-rapport sedan IPO. Bolaget ska nu renodla sig mot sexuell hälsa och satsa mer mot Europa. Svenska marknaden har varit trög tillväxtmössigt senaste åren och det är expansionen som är högintressant. Värderingen är låg och balansräkningen är stabil. Kanske kan vara något framåt. Vi avslutar sedan med en Veckans Volley. Stort tack till alla inblandade i Börspadeln, såväl bolag som deltagare Även ett stort tack till vår sponsor SAVR!Kolla in vår SAVR-portfölj på Twitter/X och Bluesky: @GottTjotAktierMaila in till: gotttjotomaktier@gmail.comFölj oss på Twitter/X och Bluesky: @GottTjotAktier, @MarkusGedda & @aktiehesten-(00:08:15) - Nyheter(00:08:15) - Lammhults(00:19:55) - Cheffelo(00:28:35) - Koenigsegg(00:35:22) - Klarna(00:40:29) - Electronic Arts(00:44:43) - EQL Pharma(01:05:02) - Vuxen Group(01:29:29) - Veckans VolleySupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nantingomaktier. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our Big Dumb Mouth
OBDM1330 - Charlie Kirk Conspiracy Deep Dive | Rapture Delayed | Strange News

Our Big Dumb Mouth

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2025 122:08


00:00:00 – Cold Open, Korn & Alex Jones Warm-up Loose banter about Korn and 90s heavy music crashes into the weekly “Alex Jones Clips of the Week,” plus Mike's insomnia saga and general show setup. 00:10:00 – AJ Soundboard Frenzy & Vibes Check More Jones drops, jokes about other podcasts reusing clips, and a running gag about “morale and vibes” being in freefall; tee-up for a Charlie Kirk deep-dive. 00:20:00 – Snake Eyes & Synchros They compare the Snake Eyes (1998) assassination scene to the alleged Kirk shooting—date matches, name rhymes, “enough is enough” thumbnails—then trot out the Illuminati card game coincidences. 00:30:00 – Drones, Bugs, and Bad Physics Viewer-found “drones” in crowd footage spark analysis; the crew pushes back (could be bugs/low-res artifacts) and calls out recoil physics; attention shifts to a suspicious jet track over Utah. 00:40:00 – The HADES Jet Theory A Bombardier “AXLE-10” Army spy jet allegedly flies low/slow pre-event and returns near time of the attack; theory suggests it deployed/recovered drones. Hosts counter with Occam's razor and ask why launch from a plane when a van would do. 00:50:00 – Rapture Delayed for… Epstein Files? A pastor's failed Sept 23 rapture prediction morphs into a meme that “God's waiting on the Epstein files.” Quick hit: a gunman fires at an Area 51 gate; then into a study claiming most life is on “autopilot.” 01:00:00 – Autopilot & Kimmel Returns Using autopilot to free brain cycles, Mike riffs on building an OBDM game. Then a spicy take on Jimmy Kimmel's return, YouTube views vs. TV ratings, and late-night culture snark. 01:10:00 – New Stealth Drone & Grave-Digging Worlds Lockheed unveils a slick “collaborative combat aircraft” concept; the guys joke it's straight out of 80s G.I. Joe. Then: Hungary's International Grave-Digging Championship (speed, precision, and the “first law of holes”). 01:20:00 – Sahara Mummies & Dildo's Honorary Mayor Pop-mechanics piece: 7,000-year-old Saharan mummies with a distinct North African lineage; side-trip to Dildo, Newfoundland rallying behind honorary mayor Jimmy Kimmel. 01:30:00 – Aspen's ‘Glory Hole Park' Glow-Up & Mayo Arson Sequel City is upgrading trails/access at “Glory Hole Park,” sending the show into 10 minutes of double-entendre gold. Then a follow-up: Hellmann's offers to repair a café after a mayo-rage arson. 01:40:00 – The Soy Sauce Schism A B.C. sushi spot posts: “We never serve extra soy sauce.” Community memes it; owner defends culinary intent and health; hosts crown him the “Soy Nazi.” 01:50:00 – Hershey's Halloween Lawsuit & Prison Coders Class-action over “deceptive” ghost/pumpkin shapes gets tossed; jokes about SCOTUS writing 40-page opinions on candy. Then: profile of inmates thriving in remote software jobs from inside prison. 02:00:00 – Sign-off & Condiment Callbacks Loose wrap with callbacks (soy sauce, mayo, condiments), plugs, and a goofy “skyscrapers & jazz” riff headed into the outro. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research ▀▄▀▄▀ CONTACT LINKS ▀▄▀▄▀ ► Skype: ourbigdumbmouth ► Website: http://obdmpod.com ► Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/obdmpod ► Full Videos at Odysee: https://odysee.com/@obdm:0 ► Twitter: https://twitter.com/obdmpod ► Instagram: obdmpod ► Email: ourbigdumbmouth at gmail ► RSS: http://ourbigdumbmouth.libsyn.com/rss ► iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/our-big-dumb-mouth/id261189509?mt=2  

CANADALAND
Canada Takes Its Comedians For Granted

CANADALAND

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2025 32:06


The honorary mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland is back on the air, but the threat to free speech remains. The Jimmy Kimmel saga is a reminder of the crucial role comedy plays in times of political turmoil, so why isn't there more comedy in Canada right now? Plus, an update on the Alberta separatist movement. Host: San GrewalCredits: James Nicholson (Producer), Lucie Laumonier (Associate producer and Fact Checking) Caleb Thompson (Post Production), max collins (Director of Audio), Jesse Brown (Editor)Guest: Rahim MohamedAdditional music by Audio Network Further Reading on Website Sponsors:MUBI: To stream great cinema at home, you can try MUBI free for 30 days at mubi.com/canadaland.Squarespace: Check out Squarespace.com/canadaland for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch use code canadaland to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.BetterHelp: Visit BetterHelp.com/canadaland today to get 10% off your first month.If you value this podcast, Support us! You'll get premium access to all our shows ad free, including early releases and bonus content. You'll also get our exclusive newsletter, discounts on merch at our store, tickets to our live and virtual events, and more than anything, you'll be a part of the solution to Canada's journalism crisis, you'll be keeping our work free and accessible to everybody. You can listen ad-free on Amazon Music—included with Prime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GO'NOVA Dagens Udvalgte
En sko en dildo og et toilet

GO'NOVA Dagens Udvalgte

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2025 56:29


Horoskoperne banker på, og så er det jo heldigt, at det er torsdag i dag. En anden ting, torsdagen har bragt med sig, er en snak om Rasmus Seebachs helt nye sang, der udkommer i morgen. Derudover vil Mai-Britt gerne høre om det vildeste, du har set langs vejkanten, og så vil hun give dét at tale regnen op et forsøg. Dennis undrer sig over, om du helst vil være ung og se ældre ud, eller ældre og se ung ud?Lyttes vi ved?

Quinn & Cantara Podcast
GREEN DILDO INVESTIGATION

Quinn & Cantara Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2025 1:29 Transcription Available


The Sexless Swingers UK - Happily Married Couple & their Journey into the Swinging Lifestyle!!
Episode 67 - Dildo DVP, Champagne Six, Age Barriers & Male Performance Anxiety!!

The Sexless Swingers UK - Happily Married Couple & their Journey into the Swinging Lifestyle!!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2025 67:29


Thank you for downloading episode 67 of our podcast, which also celebrates the third anniversary of The Sexless Swingers UK!!  Mr & Mrs G return with a fun and upbeat episode. Mr & Mrs G update about their latest Virgin Voyage, some dildo DVP fun following on from Mr G's newly discovered kink of large toys and vaginal stretching, age barriers in the lifestyle (is there really a too young or a too old), and a chat around the common male performance anxieties. All this in their usual lighthearted and fun chat, this is an honest and open account of where they are in their journey into the lifestyle.  You'll feel like you're sat in a hotel bar with long term friends having a sexy discussion!    Contact us at:    Email: '⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hello@sexlessswingers.co.uk⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠'    X / Twitter: '@sexlessswingers'    FabSwingers - 'The_Sexless_Swingers'    SwingHub - 'TheSexlessSwingersUK' SwingHub Community Page - 'TheSexlessSwingersPodcast'Please note, explicit adult theme of a sexual nature are discussed and this podcast is for 18+ only.    Credit for mentions (please note, ALL products/events discussed on the podcast are purchased at the full advertised price, and so any reviews are fully honest, independent and authentic):    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Intro and exit music via Pixabay - Track: Summer Trip with a Guitar - Artist: Sweet KR 

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: WHAT DO I GOTTA DO?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2025 6:26


"We have more games than we have non-disgraced broadcasters." Dildos on the field, the Ray Hudson Call of the Day, and Tony had a specific way he figured out he was listening to the call of the UM vs. USF game on The CW. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Drew and Mike Show
The Tonight Show Does Detroit Presented by Ford – September 16, 2025

Drew and Mike Show

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2025 159:25


Jimmy Fallon filmed the Tonight Show in Detroit, Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson charged, RIP Robert Redford, Luigi Mangione fans celebrate, Corey Feldman Dancing on Ice, The Emmy awards, and Saudi Arabia buys football player & comics. RIP Robert Redford. Trudi's house hates her. Now her furnace is shot. Quarterly taxes are really hard to remember. Drew Crime: Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson was charged and the prosecution released new information. Both political sides like to point fingers and blame each other. Two punk youngsters were busted by their moms after causing $50K in damage at a school library. Best friends go down in Y2K murder. The Menendez Brothers denied a new trial. TMZ still hasn't fessed up for cheering for Charlie Kirk's death. Drew took the high road and has forgiven Harvey. Luigi Mangione had a major court victory and has some fans going crazy. Sports: MNF was awesome. Carlie Irsay-Gordon is wearing a headset on the sidelines. Tom Brady is cheating again. He's also sports-washing for Saudi Arabia with other NFL stars. Travis Kelce is a hot head. Dildos are invading the NFL. Free Rashee Rice! Kelce's ex got dry-humped by Chris Brown. Angel Reese ‘retired' her mom. Britt Reid is on house arrest thanks to a Chief fan judge. Jimmy Fallon did an hour long Ford commercial in Detroit and sold it as a Tonight Show episode. It was not funny. Locals is ripping off Patreon. Stuttering John wants to settle with Karl and Shuli… for nothing. DWTS is back with Feld-dog. We discover Corey Feldman's Dancing On Ice career. We watch Corey butcher another Beatles song. The biggest comedians in the world are playing for Saudi Arabia. Lil Nas X goes to rehab. Some rapper named ‘D4vd' had a dismembered body in his Telsa. More people are being fired for their Charlie Kirk commentary. The Emmys went down last night. We learn that The Pitt is something on HBO. If you'd like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).

The Alan Cox Show
Robert Redford Dies, Toss Masters, Ice Cold, Dildo Weekend, Nash Notes, Dead Red, Theme Park

The Alan Cox Show

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2025 143:15


The Alan Cox Show
Robert Redford Dies, Toss Masters, Ice Cold, Dildo Weekend, Nash Notes, Dead Red, Theme Park

The Alan Cox Show

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2025 144:53


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Gloom & Bloom
199. Dildo Silencer.

Gloom & Bloom

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2025 95:57


This episode the girls cover the tragic and still unsolved Yogurt Shop Murders and the highly disgusting Canadian serial Killer Robert Willy Pickton The Pig Farm Killer. Spank you for listening. Do less God bless. Gloom & Bloom out!

Nervous Laughter Podcast
Episode 130: We're Back!

Nervous Laughter Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2025 24:05


We're back, Fatheads! Teddy bears, wild dogs and dildos, oh my!Catch up with Jamie and Alyssa after 2025 starts out weird and shitty. We're happy to be back and bring you all the cringe!Write us some of your cringe stories at [nervouslaughterpodcast@gmail.com](mailto:nervouslaughterpodcast@gmail.com)The socials: [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/nervouslaughterpodcast) | [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/NervousLaughterPodcast) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/NervouslaughPod) Write us some of your cringe stories at nervouslaughterpodcast@gmail.comThe socials: Instagram | Facebook | Twitter

The Alan Cox Show
Browns Dildo, Philly Karen, Post-Nup, Clap' Your Hands, Snatched, Million Her, Retired Earl

The Alan Cox Show

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 168:13


The Alan Cox Show
Browns Dildo, Philly Karen, Post-Nup, Clap' Your Hands, Snatched, Million Her, Retired Earl

The Alan Cox Show

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 164:21


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DRINNIES
Dildo-Fee

DRINNIES

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 37:22


Giulia brennt der Ratatouille-Hut und Chris trinkt nur noch aus seinem Dolce & Gabbana Thermosbecher. Ansonsten: Der stärkste Pool-Roboter der Welt, die IT-Hose von Herbert Grönemeyer und der Lifestyle Trend Tiefgaragen-Jacuzzi. Springt rein!Besuche Giulia und Chris auf Instagram: @giuliabeckerdasoriginal und @chris.sommerHier findest du alle Infos und Rabatte unserer Werbepartner: linktr.ee/drinniesTickets für DRINNIES beim New York Comedy Festival findet ihr hier Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Véronique et les Fantastiques
ÉMISSION 8 SEPTEMBRE - UN DILDO À WINDSOR !

Véronique et les Fantastiques

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 76:54


Nicolas Pham parle des premières fois au travail! Tammy Verge revient d’une semaine de camping et se demande quelle est notre relation avec la nature? Varda Etienne a préparé quelque chose de spécial pour la première présence de Nicolas ! BONNE ÉCOUTE !

Steamy Stories Podcast
Human Sexuality 3O1: Part 3

Steamy Stories Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2025


Anatomy Primer.Based on a post by smalltitslovr, in 4 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast at Steamy Stories.This time, I was last to go, and the only people left in the room were Nicole, Ms. Sharon, and I. I stepped between Nicole's legs, which were now quivering from all the pleasure. About half-way through, Nicole started having trouble keeping them open, so Ms. Sharon was now standing on the other side of the desk from me, near Nicole's head, holding each of Nicole's ankles spread about three feet apart."Hi Nicole." I said to her, as I approached. "I'm the last one. Before I start, I was wondering how you feel."Nicole weakly lifted her head to look at me. She was smiling, but she also looked quite tired. "Well, My legs are a little sore from being spread for so long. Also, my cunt is a little raw from all the different fingers being rubbed in and out of it. But overall, I feel amazing. I've never climaxed this many times in such a short amount of time before.""So, I take it you're still glad I ran into you in the library?" I asked."Oh, definitely!" she exclaimed. "If I get to experience all this on just the first day, I can't wait for what's in store for us for the rest of the semester.""Wow." I said, smiling back at her. "I don't know if I could take all the attention and stimulation you have had today. Well, I'll hurry up and finish this, so we can leave.""Thank you Samantha," she replied. "But, since you're last, make sure it's a good one. I don't want to leave here on a low note. If you make it good, I promise that I'll pay you back for it another time."I smiled and replied, "Deal."I then reached up with my left hand and grabbed Nicole's right tit, lightly caressing it. Then I rubbed the outside of Nicole's cunt until I found her clitoris. As I rubbed her clit and her boob, she started to moan lightly.After about 45 seconds, I slowly inserted my index and middle fingers into Nicole's gaping hole. Because of all the abuse her cunt had been given in the past ten minutes or so, it was quite loose, and very wet, but also quite red. I slid my fingers in and out of her hole a few times, before inserting a third finger. Then I rubbed around inside her cunt, until I found a slightly rough patch, which was also a little warmer from all the friction from the other students fingers. I rubbed it gently, which caused Nicole to moan louder, and start squirming. As I fingered her, I also rubbed her breast and lightly pinched her small nipple.I continued rubbing and finger-fucking Nicole for about two more minutes, until Nicole started screaming "I'm cumming! I'm cumming!", while her body writhed as much as it could with Ms. Sharon still firmly holding Nicole's legs. I was sure that nearby classrooms would hear her screams, and the movement of the table shaking beneath her, but she apparently didn't care, and neither did Ms. Sharon.After Nicole's final release of ecstasy, I removed my fingers, and Ms. Sharon released her grasp on Nicole's ankles. Nicole lowered her legs, placing her feet on the ground, but still layed on the table, with her eyes closed.Ms. Sharon started packing her things into her bag, as she said, "Good class today, you two. Samantha, I want to thank you for introducing our class to Nicole and planting the idea of attending. And Nicole, I really want to thank you for your participation today. I know it must have been a bit awkward for all of your classmates to not only see every intimate detail of your body, but feel those parts, and bring you to several orgasms.""No, Ms. Sharon. Thank you," replied Nicole, as she stood and slowly walked over to her pile of clothes. "That was the best sexual experience I've had in my life so far, and I very much look forward to having even better ones in future classes. But right now, I really just want to take a nap.""Well, I'd offer to let you stay in here, but there's another class coming in here soon, and I think they're covering some very conservative topic like History of Architecture or something. I'm sure they would be quite put off by your nudity.""That's alright." replied Nicole with a smile, as she pulled on her tight yoga pants, without any panties underneath. "I don't live far from campus. I'll just go home and take a nap.""One more thing before you go, Nicole." said Ms. Sharon as she was finishing packing her bag. "In the last class, I mentioned to everyone else that there's an extra credit opportunity for anyone willing to participate in some sexual studies. I think you would be an excellent candidate for those studies. Please consider it.""I will." said Nicole as she pulled her sports bra on. She picked up her shirt, and looked at it "You know; I really don't feel like wearing this. I think I'll walk home without it."At this point I had pulled on my clothes, so Nicole and I were dressed. The three of us departed the room together. Ms. Sharon didn't bring any clothes, so she walked out naked, but she said her office wasn't far, and the faculty in her department were used to it. I walked with Nicole, chatting about the experience, until we got to a place where we parted ways.I then walked back to my dorm. When I arrived, I stripped out of my clothes, and laid down on my bed, immediately putting my hand on my cunt. I imitated what I did to Nicole earlier, and rubbed my clit. With my eyes closed, I was imagining being in Nicole's position on the table, and I imagined that my hand was one of my other classmates. In my daydream, my eyes were closed, so I didn't know whose hand it was.After rubbing my clit for a while, I slid a finger inside my cunt, and found my own g-spot. I rubbed it as fast as I could. As I continued daydreaming about each of my classmates fingering my cunt, I came. But I wasn't ready to be done, so I continued daydreaming and finger-fucking myself. I came a two more times, before finally deciding to stop. I was tired, so I fell asleep.Masturbation, sex toys, and orgasm.A few classes had passed since the class on the human anatomy. The next few topics were less interesting, but still very informative.First, we paired up in the same groups as before, and studied each other's bodies closely, one on one. While interesting, if I wrote about that, it would be somewhat repetitive, so I'll skip it.After that, we covered various measurement techniques, including shirt-sizes, pant-sizes, and especially bra-sizes. I found out during that class that I had been wearing the wrong bra-size for years. I thought I was a 34A or 32B, but really I'm more like a 28D. Bra sizes are confusing!We also covered some other important, but boring topics, such as reproduction and STDs. For a homework assignment, we were all required to get an tested for a variety of STDs, as a prerequisite for the rest of the course. That was due in three class periods.So, today's story is about day seven of class.I was getting more comfortable with the class, so I didn't arrive quite as early anymore, but I always arrive a bit before class, and today was no exception. I got there about five minutes before.Just like the past couple of classes, everyone that was already there had stripped to their birthday suits. I quickly found my seat, stripped off my clothes, put them in my bag, and sat down. I didn't bother covering up anymore, because there was no real reason to. Everyone there had already seen it all, and nobody else was covering up. Thinking back on it, I'm actually somewhat surprised at how little time it took for each of us to get so comfortable in our nudity.At 7:01, Ms. Sharon walked in, with the same amount of clothes as the rest of us. I kind of wondered how early she got nude. Did she strip right before walking over to the class, or was she naked all morning? I hadn't seen her with clothes on in so long, that I could no longer picture her wearing them."Hello class," she said, as she placed her bag in its usual spot on the table. "I'm glad to see you're all comfortable being nude with your fellow classmates, because you will all be getting much more familiar with each other today. Our topic is masturbation, sex toys, and the orgasm."To start today's class, we will discuss masturbation. Who here has masturbated before?" Almost everyone raised their hands. "Good. Those of you who say you haven't, I don't believe you. But in case you really haven't, today will be the end of that."Everyone, please get in your normal masturbation positions. For those of you that say you haven't ever done it: males generally grab their shaft and stroke it, and females either rub their clitoris or stick their fingers inside their vaginas, aka finger themselves."We all did as Ms. Sharon said, placing our hands on our genitals, and we started to rub and stroke ourselves. I as a little hesitant at this, but once I'd seen many of my classmates (especially the boys) start in on themselves, I relaxed. I spread my legs, leaned back, put the first two fingers of my right hand on my clit, and started rubbing it in a small circle."Good. I want you all to continue masturbating, but please save your orgasms until later. Now, I'm going to show you all several sex toys. For each toy, I will need one volunteer to demonstrate how it is used. In some cases, I will need two volunteers."Ms. Sharon then reached into her bag, and pulled the first toy out. It was a simple, flesh-colored dildo, about 5.5 inches long, and 1.5 inches wide, with balls on the end. It looked much like some of the cocks I saw the boys holding in their hands. "This is a dildo. It is designed to simulate a male penis. Dildos come in many shapes, and sizes, and have a variety of features. This one is a simple one. Generally dildos are used by females, but some males use them as well."Now, who would like to demonstrate how this dildo is used?" Of course, nobody raised their hands. "Come on, people. This is the most basic toy I have. It only gets more complex from here." After another moment, Sofia raised her hand."Good, Sofia. Please come up here." Sofia stood, walked to the front, and took a seat on the table. "Alright, Sofia. Have you used a dildo before?" She nodded. "Okay, then you know what to do. I've also brought some lubricant if anyone needs it. Everyone watch closely."Sofia squirted a little lube on the dildo, opened her legs, and slid the dildo inside of her cunt. As she slid it in, she closed her eyes. She slowly slid it in and out. From her facial expressions, I could tell she was enjoying the feeling, but she was a bit embarrassed by being singled out like that. A moment later, we all heard her start moaning.After about a minute or so of Sofia fucking herself with the dildo, Ms. Sharon said, "Good, Sofia, that's exactly right. Thank you for the demonstration. You may take your seat now." Sofia pulled the dildo out of her cunt, and stood up. She offered it to Ms. Sharon, but she refused. "Oh, no. Please, keep it for the rest of class. That goes for everyone else who volunteers as well."Sofia walked back to her seat, reinserted the dildo, and continued fucking herself."Alright, next up, we have the vibrator," said Ms. Sharon, as she pulled another dildo from her bag. This one was larger than the last; maybe 6 inches long and 2 inches wide. "This toy requires batteries, because when it's switched on, it created a vibration throughout the rubber shaft, which most females enjoy. Additionally, this dildo has piece known as a rabbit ear, which rubs against a woman's clitoris. Who would like to demonstrate the usage of this toy?"After a couple seconds, Latoya's hand went up. Ms. Sharon nodded, and Latoya came to the front, taking a seat on the table."Thank you Latoya," said Ms. Sharon, as she passed the vibrator to Latoya. Latoya didn't bother with the lube, since she was already quite wet on her own. She easily slid the large dildo inside her cunt. When it was all the way in, she turned a knob on it, and we all heard a buzzing sound, and saw Latoya's head tilt back in pleasure."Good, Latoya," said Ms. Sharon, "Make sure you also rub the rabbit ear against your clitoris. Yes, just like that. Doesn't that feel good?"Latoya nodded."Alright, Latoya, you may take your seat."Latoya took her seat, and Ms. Sharon continued, pulling the next toy out of her bag. It was about 7 inches long, with what looked like a cunt on one end. "Now, I don't want the men in the room to feel left out, so next we have the fleshlight. This toy is designed to simulate the female vagina. Who would like to demonstrate its usage?"Tony Baker didn't hesitate to stick his hand in the air."Alright, Mr. Baker," said Ms. Sharon. Tony walked to the front, and took the fleshlight from Ms. Sharon. He then placed it at the tip of his large cock, and slid himself inside it. He then jacked himself off with it, fucking the rubber vagina."Excellent, Tony," said Ms. Sharon. "This fleshlight also has a vibration feature. Let me switch that on for you." She reached down, grabbing the fleshlight (and thus Tony's cock), in her hand. She slid the toy up and down a couple times, before flipping a switch on the side of it. Instantly, Tony leaned back and started writhing in pleasure. Then she flipped it off."Good, Tony. You may take your seat." He did, as Ms. Sharon continued, pulling the next toy out of the bag. "This is sometimes called a magic wand. The tip of it vibrates with a much higher intensity than the dildos, and can be controlled by a switch on the handle. It is generally used by women to rub their clitoris. Who would like to volunteer to demonstrate the wand?"Nobody raised their hand, at first, but eventually Barbara volunteered. She stood, took the usual spot on the table, and spread her legs. Ms. Sharon handed her the wand, and Barbara turned it on and started rubbing it against her cunt. Ms. Sharon gave her a few tips before sending her back to her seat."Next, we have our first two-person toy." said Ms. Sharon, as she pulled two small, metal objects, about 2 inches long, out of her bag. "These are remote controlled vibrators. A girl inserts it into her vagina, and the remote controls the intensity of the vibration. It can be used by a single person, but today we will use it in pairs. I have two of them, so we need two females. Since our last toy also needs two females, I will ask for one female volunteer, and two males, please. I will be the other female."Most of the boy's hands shot up, but none of the girls. Ms. Sharon picked Filipe and Ken. After another moment, I decided to volunteer. I'd rather have this toy, than be forced into whatever the next one was."Alright, Samantha, take a seat up here. We'll both insert them at the same time."I sat on the edge of the table, and spread my legs apart. Then, Ms. Sharon and I pushed the small metal devices completely into our cunts. Then we stood up."How does that feel, Samantha?" asked Ms. Sharon."A little cold, but fine otherwise," I replied."Good. Alright, Ken, you get my remote, and Filipe, you get Samantha's." She handed them to the students. "For the rest of today's class, feel free to switch our toys on and off, and increase the intensity, whenever you'd like, but please refrain from making us orgasm until the end of class."I started walking back to my seat. Both the boys looked at their remotes. Filipe asked, "Does this knob increase the intensity?" as he turned it all the way up.I lost my balance, and leaned on the table, as a loud moan escaped from my mouth. The vibration was very intense. "Yes, Ken," I heard Ms. Sharon say, "that's the intensity. You can see that at full blast, it's hard for the receiver to do much of anything else.""I see," said Ken as he turned it down to about halfway. "Sorry about the surprise, Samantha. I just wanted to test it out."I stood back up, and walked back to my seat, as I replied, "It's alright."Ms. Sharon said, "That's exactly how it should be used: at random times, to surprise the receiver. However, please don't disrupt the class." She pulled the last toy from her bag. "As I said earlier, this last toy is designed to be used by two females. Since we only have two remaining, I'll ask that Nicole and Amy please come up here now."They were both a bit hesitant, but they didn't have much choice. It had to be demonstrated, and there were only two cunts left that weren't already full or being rubbed: Nicole's and Amy's. They both walked to the front, and waited for Ms. Sharon to give them instructions."Thank you, both," she said, holding up the final toy, "This is a double dildo. At either end, there is a cock-shaped rubber shaft, and in the middle there is a handle. Generally, this is used by two females, but you can use it alone as well. Both of you, please lie on the table, with your heads facing away from each other."They did as Ms. Sharon said. The table was a bit small, so both of their heads were hanging off the ends. Once they were in position, Ms. Sharon continued."Good. Now, please spread your legs, and scoot a little closer to each other." They did so. "Thank you. I'll start with Amy, and then Nicole."Amy looked down and saw Ms. Sharon put some lube on the tip of one end, then put the tip of the dildo at the entrance of her cunt. Ms. Sharon slowly slid it inside of her."Good. Now, I'm going to need to slide it all the way in, so I can get it to the entrance of Nicole's hole."I saw the dildo slide further and further into Amy's cunt, and finally it stopped. Then Ms. Sharon put some lube on the other end, and slowly slid it into Nicole's cunt. I heard both of them moan as it slid inside Nicole, and out of Amy."Good." said Ms. Sharon, "Thank you both. Now we're ready to demonstrate. Everyone, please stand and; Oh!." Ms. Sharon collapsed into the chair next to the desk.I looked over and Ken had a grin on his face. Then I felt my vibrator start up as well. It slowly increased, until I couldn't take it. I started moaning again. The moans of Ms. Sharon and I continued, as Ken and Filipe both kept the vibrators at full intensity.Ken then stood and walked to the front of the class, and said, "I'll take over for a moment, Ms. Sharon, if you don't mind." Ms. Sharon nodded, and put her hand on her cunt and started rubbing. "Good. I'll turn it down a bit, so you don't disrupt me." He turned the knob down, but Filipe kept his at full-blast for the time-being."Alright, everyone," Ken continued, "I believe I know where Ms. Sharon was going with this. Everyone please stand and come to the front of the class. Obviously, Ms. Sharon and Samantha are exceptions for now. I want each of you to slide the double-dildo in and out of Amy and Nicole for 30 seconds each. Since I don't want to leave Samantha out, she can go last."I couldn't believe Ken had taken over the class. Ms. Sharon wasn't resisting at all, not that I could blame her. Ken might have turned the intensity down on hers, but if it was anything like mine, a small decrease intensity wasn't going to do much. I could barely keep my eyes open, it was so distracting, and I definitely couldn't keep from moaning. However, it wasn't quite enough to push me over the edge into orgasm.For the next six minutes or so, each student grabbed the handle of the double dildo and moved it back and forth between Amy and Nicole. Each time it slid, the girl it went into let out a moan."Alright, Samantha," said Ken, when everyone else had gone. "Your turn. Filipe, please turn her vibrator down." Filipe did as he said, and finally the vibration was tolerable. I took a moment to catch my breath, then stood and wobbled to the front of the class. I grabbed the handle between Nicole and Amy and slid it toward Amy, hearing her moan. Then I slid it towards Nicole, and heard a moan from her. Back and forth I went, fucking each of them with the dildo, and watching as their cunts leaked a lot of fluids onto the table. The entire time, I felt the constant buzz of the vibrator inside me, and I noticed some of my own fluid running down my leg.When my time was up, Ken turned Ms. Sharon's vibrator down, and gave control of the class back to her. After a moment to catch her breath, she stood, and leaned against the wall."Wow. Good job, Ken," she said. " You were exactly right with what I wanted the class to do. Also, excellent timing with the vibrator. I didn't anticipate it at all."Now, Amy and Nicole, please stay on the table. We're almost at the last activity, and you'll need to be there, but in the meantime, you may have a break."Today's last topic is orgasm, also known as cumming. This is the most exciting part of sex. How many of you have experienced an orgasm before?" Every one of the boy's hands went up, as well as most of the girls. "Good. Well, for those that haven't, you're in for a treat. Each of you, get with the partner, or pair of partners, from the first class. Kent and Roberto, come to the front to join your partners."It took everyone a moment to get with their partner. Tony and Alex retrieved my remote from Filipe, and came to join me, and John and Eric got Ms. Sharon's remote from Ken, and joined her."Good. Now that everyone is with their partner or group, I want each of you to bring the other to orgasm. This will be an excellent hands-on activity; no pun intended. Since Samantha and I have two partners, we will each cum twice, and make each of our boys cum once. I think Samantha and I can manage that." She winked at me. I smiled back. "Alright, everyone. Have fun. There are some paper towels at the front to clean up with, once you're done."Once Ms. Sharon was finished speaking, everyone immediately began touching their partner. Tony and Alex seemed hesitant, like they didn't want to gang up on me, so I started the action by reaching forward and grabbing both of their cocks, and I started jacking them off. Once they saw I was willing, Tony reached forward and grabbed my breasts, as Alex turned the knob on the remote up to medium-high. Once he did that, he reached down and started rubbing my cunt.I looked around and saw many couples rubbing each other in various ways. I looked over to Ms. Sharon, and saw she was in much of a similar position as I, with two cocks in her hands, and four hands rubbing her tits and cunt. Looking to the front, I saw Nicole and Amy had Kent and Roberto's cocks in their hands. Each boy had one hand on their girls breast, and the other on the double dildo, moving it in unison between the two girls.As I continued to watch all the action in the room, I quickly got very horny, and had my first orgasm within the first couple minutes. I was the first girl in the classroom, but not the first person; I could tell Ken beat me to that, because Latoya had cum all over her dark chest.Once I was done, I decided to concentrate on the boys. I rubbed them faster and faster. Since I was right-handed, and Alex was in my right hand, he was first to blow his load. Since I was in control, I decided where it would go, so I pointed it right at my chest. The first glob landed on my right tit, and the second landed on my belly.Now that Alex was finished, Tony and I concentrated on each other. We seemed to be in a race to see who would come first. I had two advantages: Tony was a guy, and I knew they took less time than girls; and I had already cum, so I was further away from cumming again. It seemed Tony was aware of this fact, because he reached over and turned up the intensity on my vibrator to full-blast, before return his hand to my cunt and inserting three fingers.It took all my effort not to lean back and let go of Tony, but I was determined to finish him before he finished me. I was jerking him so fast, and he was fingering me at about the same speed. All around the room, I heard moans and saw cum flying, as well as bodies in the throes of orgasm. I knew Tony and I would be joining them soon.Finally, I couldn't take it anymore, and I let go of Tony, giving into the amazing orgasm. I leaned back, closed my eyes, and let out a loud moan. However, Tony was apparently at the end of his rope too, because as soon as I opened my mouth to moan, a load of cum landed directly inside of it. The next couple loads landed all over my face. The surprise cumload just excited me even more, and made my orgasm that much more intense.About 30 seconds later my orgasm had finished. I was still in a very high state of arousal, due to the vibrator buzzing away inside of me. Alex had turned it down, but it was still purring away. I opened my eyes and looked at Tony and Alex. They had both grabbed paper towels and were cleaning themselves off. Tony offered me one, and I took it. I started with my face, doing my best to get it all. Then I looked down and started on the load on my chest, which had dripped down to my belly.Once I was satisfied with being clean enough, I looked around. Most of the guys had finished, and several of the girls. I saw Amy and Nicole had switched positions. They were both on their knees, facing away from each other. With the dildo still between them, they were doing each other doggy style. I knew they were close to finishing. However, it appeared Ken was having some trouble finishing Latoya. I decided I'd help him out.I stood and walked over to the couple. Latoya was leaning back, with her ass on the edge of the seat, and her legs wide open. Ken was sitting on the floor between her legs, and had the vibrator in his hand. He was fucking Latoya with it, but not very quickly. It seemed his arm was getting tired."Do you want some help, Ken?" I asked as I approached.Ken looked up at me, and said, "Sure, if you don't mind. I never realized how much work it takes to get a girl off."I laughed. "Yep, it takes quite a bit more for us than it does for you guys."Ken moved aside, and I sat next to him on the floor. Latoya looked down at me and smiled. She looked exhausted. I could tell she was very ready to cum, but Ken just wasn't getting the job done. I knew I'd be able to help her.I grabbed the dildo in the black girl's cunt, and thrust it in as deep as I could, which caused Latoya to gasp. Then I proceeded to fuck her with it as fast as I could for about 30 seconds. The whole time, Latoya's body squirmed. I could tell she was enjoying it. When I saw she was getting worked up, I used the fingers on my other hand to rub her clit in small circles. With each movement, I saw the pink insides of her cunt lips get wetter. After another ten seconds or so, I could tell Latoya was about to cum.I turned to Ken and said, "Take it from here. She's just about to cum."Ken grabbed the dildo from my hand, and continued fucking the girl. Since he'd had a short break to rest, his arm had recovered, so he was fucking her with renewed intensity. Finally, I saw Latoya's body tense, then convulse with pleasure. Ken continued thrusting the dildo into her through the entire orgasm.Seeing that my help was no longer needed, I returned to my seat. A few moments later, I saw the Amy and Nicole collapse in a heap of pleasure, as they both came.Ms. Sharon then stood and said, "Excellent, class. It appears you have all had your first orgasm of this class. I promise you there will be many more to come. (No pun intended) That concludes today's class. All of you who received toys today may keep them. There is no assigned homework, but I encourage you to use what you've learned today and put it to good use in your free time. See you next class!"With that, everyone stood and started dressing and walking out the door. I still had the remote vibrator inside me, and I wondered how I was supposed to get it out. I looked to Ms. Sharon and got my answer. She was squatted down and I saw the vibrator slide out of her cunt, and she caught it in her hand. I copied her, squatting down, reaching below my cunt. It took me a few seconds to squeeze the right muscles, but then I felt the vibrator slide right out of me. Alex walked over and handed me the remote, which I used to turn it off, placing both components in my bag.I was one of the last to leave. Once I had most of my clothes on, I started out the door, pulling my shirt over my head as I walked into the hallway. As I walked back to my dorm, I thought about how fun that class was. I'd had two orgasms, and I'd received a new toy. I knew I'd have to try out the toy when I got a chance, and also see who I could get to surprise me with it.I also wondered what we would be covering in future classes. We were already starting to get physical with each other, so I knew that trend would continue. I knew we'd be expected to fuck at least our partner. Since I had two, I knew that meant I'd be fucked by at least two guys. Would I get a chance with the others as well? What about the girls? Also, Ms. Sharon had mentioned out-of-class projects, and a final exam. What would be expected of us for those?Only time would tell.Samantha plays with her new toy.In the last class, I'd received an interesting sex toy: a remote vibrator. It was a small, shiny metal object. It was about two inches long, 1.5 inches in diameter, and it was rounded on either end. With it, I received a remote control, which had only one control: a simple knob, which controlled the vibration intensity.Of course, I was very eager to test the new toy out as much as possible. So, that weekend, I decided it was time to try it.I woke up early Saturday morning, before most of the people were out and about on campus. I massaged my cunt for a few minutes, to get it good and wet, then slid the bullet inside me. I turned the knob to the lowest setting, which produced a very low hum inside me.Then I grabbed my towel, wrapped it around me, grabbed my shower basket, and headed out the door. Nobody was awake yet, so I simply took my shower, and went about my morning routine. The only difference was that I was horny the entire time, because of the vibration.When I got back to my room, I took the towel off and got dressed. I put on my favorite pair of jean short shorts, and a green t-shirt. I decided it was early enough to forego a bra, and I wasn't going anywhere that required panties. Then I grabbed the controller and my cell phone and walked out the door.As soon as I was outside, I looked around and didn't see anyone. So, before starting my walk, I turned the knob up to the next setting. I could instantly feel the vibration get more intense. I put the controller in my pocket and started my walk. I walked all the way across campus, and only encountered a few people.By this time I was very horny, and so I excitedly turned the knob up to two settings. Since it was so quiet, I could actually hear the quiet humming inside me. I sat down on a bench, and spread my legs slightly. I placed the remote control next to me on the bench and closed my eyes, enjoying the vibrator work me up even more.After a few minutes, I suddenly felt someone tap me on the shoulder. I jumped, and opened my eyes. Sitting next to me was a young guy, maybe 18 or 19 years old. He had the remote in his hand."Hi," he said. "Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. I was just curious what this remote was for.""Oh," I said, looking at it. I thought for a moment, and realized I couldn't tell him what it was. "I'm not sure. It was here when I sat down.""Oh, strange," he said. He looked at it for a moment, then twisted the knob all the way up, testing what it did.Of course, I knew exactly what it did. I felt the vibrator go to the highest level inside me, and I could clearly hear the buzzing get louder. It took all my willpower, but I didn't let it show what was happening. The only sign was that I closed my eyes for a moment.Then he turned it down again, until it was all the way off."Strange," he said. Then, after a short pause, he continued, "Oh, how rude of me. I haven't even introduced myself. I'm Tristan.""Samantha." I replied."Cool. What brings you out here this early, if I may ask?"As he made small talk, in his hand, I watched him idly play with my remote. He slowly turned the knob up, stopping for a moment after each notch."Oh, just going for a walk," I replied, as I felt myself getting turned on again."Ah," he said, turning it up another notch. "Yea, me too. I'm just killing time." Then he pulled out his phone, and started flipping through it, all the while continuing to play with my remote.I felt the vibration increase, slowly, with each click of the knob. As it increased, I also started to hear the humming. I was very worried he'd hear the humming. I was trying to think of something to say, in case he asked about it, but the buzzing was so distracting, I couldn't think of anything.I also felt a lot of wetness between my legs. Just by moving my legs slightly, I could feel the inside the controller and my phone, and started back towards my dorm.As I walked, I couldn't help but think about what had just happened. A boy that I had just met had been in control of a vibrator inside of me. Of course, he didn't know that, but I did! As I thought about it, I couldn't resist; I turned the knob on the controller up to about mid-way, and felt the humming begin again, immediately.I was so distracted by the sensations inside of me, that I didn't notice when my juices started running down my leg. It wasn't until I was back in my room, that I realized the entire inside of my thighs were soaked, and it even slid almost near to my socks. I knew anyone I had passed (which included quite a few other students, as well as a professor or two), surely saw what was going on.When I finally arrived at my room, I hastily shut the door behind me, stripped off my shorts, and laid on my bed. I turned the knob up to full power, and started rubbing myself.A short time later, I came. Hard.Then I took a short nap.When I awoke, the vibrator was still buzzing, but it appeared I had turned it down to a low setting. However, that didn't stop my cunt from leaking a ton more juices. I looked down and saw my sheets were soaked.I turned the vibrator off, then squat down and pushed it out. It took a minute, because it had been in there so long, but it finally popped out, and I caught it in my hand. I placed it and the controller on my desk, then got dressed and took my sheets to the wash, along with the rest of my dirty clothes.Then I went back to my room, and went about my normal day.To be continued in part 4, Based on a post by smalltitslovr for Literotica.

Kliq This: The Kevin Nash Podcast
No Marks in the locker room

Kliq This: The Kevin Nash Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2025 99:33


There are few things Kevin Nash feels stronger about than protecting the sanctity of the locker room. This week he and Sean dive deep into the latest wrestling controversy and the chaos surrounding Raja Jackson, a mark who never should have been backstage in the first place. Kevin's blunt take cuts through all the noise with the kind of clarity only a veteran can provide From wild travel stories to the headaches of carrying extra gear, Kevin explains what it was really like dragging costumes, props, and even animals from one city to the next . The conversation highlights how much has changed, and how much should never change when it comes to respecting the business. The episode doesn't stay in one lane for long. Sean brings up the Becky Lynch promo in Birmingham, where the line between heat and disrespect left plenty of people furious . Kevin has his own unfiltered thoughts on whether crossing that boundary is ever worth it, and what happens when performers confuse cheap shots with genuine impact. Along the way, the guys dig into bigger questions about faith, family, and the unexpected ways life pushes you to reflect . As with last week, Kevin opens up in ways that surprise even longtime listeners, and Sean keeps pressing into places where honesty reveals more than either of them might have planned. By the time the show wraps, you've gone from backstage scandals to NBA nostalgia, from indie mishaps to spiritual visions. It is another ride only Kevin Nash could take you on, and another Monday morning where the main event is hearing what he really thinks when the rest of the world is still arguing in circles BlueChew-Visit BlueChew.com and try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code NASH -- just pay $5 shipping. Get Blitzed-Save 15% at Get-Blitzed.com by entering the code KLIQ at checkout. Mando- Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code KLIQ at shopmando.com! #mandopod Magic Spoon-Get $5 off your next order at MagicSpoon.com/KLIQ Cash App-Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/3v6om02z #CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. 00:00 www.KliqThisTV.com 00:22 SHOW START 00:58 Oliver is grey? 01:48 Traveling with gear 03:13 WWE Travel dress code 04:21 Traveling with your costume 05:59 commissions 08:02 famous venues 09:32 different towns 10:36 Dildos on the court 13:24 BREAK BLUECHEW 15:51 "It's a testament to Kev that we're only hearing about his Christianity now" 18:43 "Sean, get this through your head... we would not be here without GOD and JESUS" 24:44 "As a born again Christian it's my job to testify for the Lord Jesus Christ and tell others what He's done in my life" 35:04 BREAK GET BLITZED 37:41 Tony Mandarich was an OT at Michigan State 40:00 We started Isiah, Joe, Buddha Edwards, laimbeer and Rodman 42:03 www.KliqthisTV.com 43:20 www.KliqThisShop.com 43:46 RAJA JACKSON 53:12 BECKY LYNCH PROMO 59:28 AEW TUITION REIMBURSEMENT PROGRAM 01:07:04 FLORIDA MAN or JERSEY GUY 01:08:17 BREAK MAGIC SPOON 01:10:14 AEW TUITION REIMBURSEMENT PROGRAM 01:17:50 FLORIDA MAN or JERSEY GUY 01:21:27 BREAK CASH APP 01:24:03 BREAK MANDO 01:27:10 Betting on Preseason 01:28:16 Doug Malo 01:28:59 Harley Race vs Raja? 01:29:21 “Receipt” 01:31:33 Zipline to the ring 01:32:46 “Creating a Match” 01:34:43 Why can't Men commit? 01:36:12 Club LaVela vs Sturgis 01:37:20 OUTRO

Betamax Rewind with Matt and Doug
S16 E16: Parenthood

Betamax Rewind with Matt and Doug

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2025 196:44


Doug comes out...swinging...diapers...Matt likes to talk when he's high...Matt gets yanked and a relief pitcher is pulled in...Parenting and schools...What are the rules about dirty pictures after you break up...Doug is a racist...Sideshow Bob...Toilet rugs...Doug has an eagle eye for classic porn...Dildo talk...Doug puts rules on next week's guest...

Distorted View Daily
How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos

Distorted View Daily

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2025 45:28


Distorted View Daily
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Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2025 45:28


The Michael Berry Show
AM Show Hr 1 | Fleebags, Bail Bonds, and a Green Dildo on the Green

The Michael Berry Show

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2025 33:49 Transcription Available


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Should I Delete That?
Just Us: The stag do dildo, deadly animals and why we should be honest about motherhood…

Should I Delete That?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2025 34:18


OUR LIVE SHOW IN EDINBURGH IS NEXT WEEK. JOIN US ON 3RD SEPTEMBER! Head to SIDTLive.com for more information and to purchase tickets.In today's episode - we weigh up the fact that the way that we speak about giving birth and motherhood *may* influence your guys' decisions to have babies… and why it's so important to be honest about the aspects of motherhood that we love, and the moments that are harder. We also reminisce about an incident on Boy Alex's stag do, Al's had her life ruined by some new pans and we find out which animals we should be most afraid of… If you'd like to get in touch (or if you think Em's sport's day idea is the best thing ever) email us on shouldideletethatpod@gmail.comFollow us on Instagram:@shouldideletethat@em_clarkson@alexlight_ldnShould I Delete That is produced by Faye LawrenceStudio Manager: Dex RoyVideo Editor: Celia GomezSocial Media Manager: Sarah EnglishMusic: Alex Andrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode #211-“Trump and Flying Dildos”

"Stuck In Traffic"

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2025 59:14


Of course. Here is a shorter, more direct version. Grumpy Old Mixtape Podcast - New Episode Alert! This week, we're cutting through the noise: · Trump's recycled "tough on crime" rhetoric and why it's a desperate scam. · Drake's pathetic court petition for a blood test on Kendrick's kids. . Target's CEO steps down · The WNBA rejecting a weak pay scale and the bizarre protest of dildos on the court. · The real story: crime is falling in cities with Black mayors. No fluff, just sharp takes and facts. Listen now! #GrumpyOldMixtape #Trump #Drake #KendrickLamar #WNBA #CrimeDataBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/grumpy-old-mixtape--2575402/support.

I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST
EP 1,239 - GHOSTFACE KILLAH'S NEW ALBUM LOVE/CRYING WATCHING JERRY JONES' DOCUMENTARY/WHY IS ELI MANNING NOT IN NFL HOF?/ANOTHER DILDO'NT RANT

I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2025 33:48 Transcription Available


This is The Zone of Disruption! This is the I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST! His name is Michael Rapaport aka The Gringo Mandingo aka aka The People's Pickle aka The Jewish Brad Pitt aka Captain Colitis aka The Disruptive Warrior and he is here to discuss: The Last Few Days of Summer, upcoming stand up dates, Supreme Clientele 2 Review, Crying While Watching America's Team: The Gambler & His Cowboys, Why Is Eli Manning Not In The NFL HALL OF FAME?, Another Dildo'nt Rant, Journalists in Gaza & a whole lotta mo'. This episode is not to be missed! CaptainPicks To Win In Sports Betting: https://www.winible.com/checkout/1357777109057032537?store_url=/captainpicks&c=kickoff Rate & Review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify Send questions & concerns to: iamrapaportpodcast@gmail.com Subscribe to Rapaport's Reality Feeds: iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/867-rapaports-reality-with-keb-171162927/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rapaports-reality-with-kebe-michael-rapaport/id1744160673 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3a9ArixCtWRhfpfo1Tz7MR Pandora: https://www.pandora.com/podcast/rapaports-reality-with-kebe-michael-rapaport/PC:1001087456 Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/a776919e-ad8c-4b4b-90c6-f28e41fe1d40/rapaports-reality-with-kebe-michael-rapaport Stand Up Comedy Tickets on sale at: MichaelRapaportComedy.com If you are interested in NCAA, MLB, NBA, NFL & UFC Picks/Parlays Follow @CaptainPicksWins on Instagram & subscribe to packages at www.CaptainPicks.com www.dbpodcasts.com Produced by DBPodcasts.comFollow @dbpodcasts, @iamrapaport, @michaelrapaport on TikTok, Twitter & InstagramMusic by Jansport J (Follow @JansportJ) www.JansportJMusic.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover's Morning Glory
MON PT 1: JLR had to take the bus into work

Rover's Morning Glory

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2025 51:37


JLR had to take the bus into work. Rover is getting mail from AARP. Is Duji a hypocrite? Rover reached out to schedule an MRI. Caller upset about the manager at Meijer being blamed for the autistic employee's arrest. Dildo tossed onto the field at Vikings pre-season game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover's Morning Glory
MON FULL SHOW: JLR had to take the bus, Krystle puked all over, Charlie took the RV on a road trip, and Rover's garage door is busted

Rover's Morning Glory

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2025 181:51


JLR had to take the bus into work. Rover is getting mail from AARP. Is Duji a hypocrite? Rover reached out to schedule an MRI. Caller upset about the manager at Meijer being blamed for the autistic employee's arrest. Dildo tossed onto the field at Vikings pre-season game. Krystle went to the browns preseason game and puked all night long. Rover would love to never leave the house again. If MEWL was kidnapped and JLR had to give up radio to save her, what would he do? Charlie took the RV on a road trip; did they make it back? The "Butt Sniffer" has been arrested again. Rampage Jackson's son, Raja, was involved in an altercation at a wrestling match. Rover's in-laws do not like when he says they are crazy. Broken garage door. "Tradwife" has been added to the dictionary. Another popular Kick streamer King Cobra JFS passed away.

Rover's Morning Glory
MON FULL SHOW: JLR had to take the bus, Krystle puked all over, Charlie took the RV on a road trip, and Rover's garage door is busted

Rover's Morning Glory

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2025 177:14


JLR had to take the bus into work. Rover is getting mail from AARP. Is Duji a hypocrite? Rover reached out to schedule an MRI. Caller upset about the manager at Meijer being blamed for the autistic employee's arrest. Dildo tossed onto the field at Vikings pre-season game. Krystle went to the browns preseason game and puked all night long. Rover would love to never leave the house again. If MEWL was kidnapped and JLR had to give up radio to save her, what would he do? Charlie took the RV on a road trip; did they make it back? The "Butt Sniffer" has been arrested again. Rampage Jackson's son, Raja, was involved in an altercation at a wrestling match. Rover's in-laws do not like when he says they are crazy. Broken garage door. "Tradwife" has been added to the dictionary. Another popular Kick streamer King Cobra JFS passed away.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rover's Morning Glory
MON PT 1: JLR had to take the bus into work

Rover's Morning Glory

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2025 51:34


JLR had to take the bus into work. Rover is getting mail from AARP. Is Duji a hypocrite? Rover reached out to schedule an MRI. Caller upset about the manager at Meijer being blamed for the autistic employee's arrest. Dildo tossed onto the field at Vikings pre-season game. 

Cult Liter with Spencer Henry
543: Dildo Disaster!

Cult Liter with Spencer Henry

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2025 21:41


In this week's little liter we're discussing a currently-unfolding moidah case from South Carolina, model mayhem and dildos! Watch this episode on YouTube: youtube.com/@cultliterCall the Hotline: 747-322-0273Buy my book: prh.com/obitchuary Merch! Merch! Merch!: wonderyshop.com/cultliterCome see me on tour: obitchuarypodcast.com Write me: spencer@cultliter.comSpencer Henry PO Box 18149 Long Beach CA 90807 Follow along online: instagram.com/cultliterpodcast instagram.com/spencerhenryJoin our patreon: Patreon.com/cultliterCheck out my other show OBITCHUARY wherever you're listening now! Sources:https://www.wbtw.com/news/pee-dee/florence-county/my-baby-trey-grandmother-of-murdered-johnsonville-teen-speaks-out/https://lawandcrime.com/crime/over-a-female-teens-girl-drama-turns-deadly-as-16-year-old-is-gunned-down-in-street-by-friend-who-was-driven-to-shooting-scene-cops-say/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Outkick The Show with Clay Travis
SEC Doesn't Care About Green Dildos |

Outkick The Show with Clay Travis

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2025 36:57


SEC goes to 9 games, what will schedule look like? Cracker Barrel implosion grows, World Cup Trump announcement, green dildo weapon charge in DC, Dems want to change language, Va governor on trans issues, and who knows what the F&^K else. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Outkick The Show with Clay Travis
Ohio Man Charged with Green Dildo Assault in NYC

Outkick The Show with Clay Travis

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2025 37:35


Ohio man charged with Green Dildo Assault in NYC, Northwestern Pays Out Pat Fitzgerald, Cracker Barrel Tanks, ESPN and Fox Apps Launch, DC Crime Collapses, Trump's Huge Legal Win in NYC Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Around The Way Curls Podcast
Ep 454. Puppy Love, Texas Dems On The Run, Dildo Disruptions, & Aliens

Around The Way Curls Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2025 113:16


In this week's episode, Shanti sees The Clipse while Antoinette experiences new puppy love. For politics, we discuss Texas Republicans' attempt at drawing a new congressional map and the shutdown of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. For pop culture, we share our excitement for Tracie Ellis Ross' new travel show, the end of the BET awards, and dildo distractions occuring within the WNBA. Join us...Contact Us:Hotline: (215) 948-2780Email: aroundthewaycurls@gmail.comPatreon: www.patreon.com/aroundthewaycurls for exclusive videos & bonus episodesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rover's Morning Glory
MON PT 3: Duji and Krystle compete to see who can make the most dildo baskets

Rover's Morning Glory

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2025 38:36


JLR went to Wilson Phillips with his wife. Basketball, woman and dildos. Duji and Krystle compete to see who can make the most dildo baskets. 

Rover's Morning Glory
MON PT 3: Duji and Krystle compete to see who can make the most dildo baskets

Rover's Morning Glory

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2025 38:34


JLR went to Wilson Phillips with his wife. Basketball, woman and dildos. Duji and Krystle compete to see who can make the most dildo baskets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fearless with Jason Whitlock
Ep 976 | Shedeur Sanders RECEIVES Victimhood Gold Medal | WNBA Crypto Dildo

Fearless with Jason Whitlock

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2025 107:48


On this episode of “Fearless,” Jason Whitlock addresses claims that Shedeur Sanders is “being set up to fail,” as he is slated to start for the Browns tonight against the Panthers. Whitlock argues that Sanders has never had to compete for a job, because he's convinced his father, Deion Sanders, and people like Stephen A. Smith that he shouldn't have to. Guests Steve Kim and T.J. Moe join the show to weigh in on Sanders, injuries plaguing Colts QB Anthony Richardson, the ongoing sex-toy saga making a joke of the WNBA, and Dave Portnoy's latest eye-raising comments. During the always entertaining As the WNBA Turns segment, Whitlock is joined by a panel of guests who break down the Mercury trouncing the Fever last night and what the players' performances mean for Caitlin Clark's team. Dynamic show today; don't miss it! ​​Today's Sponsors: CBDistillery If better sleep, less stress, and pain relief after exercise sound good to you, you need to hear about CBD from CBDistillery. Visit https://CBDistillery.com and enter code VIP to save up to 50% on everything.  SHOW OUTLINE 00:00 Intro Want more Fearless content? Subscribe to Jason Whitlock Harmony for a biblical perspective on everyday issues at https://www.youtube.com/@JasonWhitlockHarmony?sub_confirmation=1 Jeffery Steele and Jason Whitlock welcome musical guests for unique interviews and performances that you won't want to miss! Subscribe to https://youtube.com/@JasonWhitlockBYOG?sub_confirmation=1  We want to hear from the Fearless Army!! Join the conversation in the show chat, leave a comment or email Jason at FearlessBlazeShow@gmail.com Get 10% off Blaze swag by using code Fearless10 at https://shop.blazemedia.com/fearless Make yourself an official member of the “Fearless Army!” Support Conservative Voices! Subscribe to BlazeTV at https://www.fearlessmission.com and get $20 off your yearly subscription. Visit https://TheBlaze.com. Explore the all-new ad-free experience and see for yourself how we're standing up against suppression and prioritizing independent journalism. CLICK HERE to Subscribe to Jason Whitlock's YouTube: https://bit.ly/3jFL36G CLICK HERE to Listen to Jason Whitlock's podcast: https://apple.co/3zHaeLTCLICK HERE to Follow Jason Whitlock on X: https://bit.ly/3hvSjiJ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Holmberg's Morning Sickness
08-08-25 - Emailer Breann Is Mad We Talked About Dildos When Her Kid Was In The Car - Making Sure Brady Knows What He's Facing After Surgery - Speeding PSA Has Us Questioning The State's Use Of Taxpayer Funds

Holmberg's Morning Sickness

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2025 43:15


08-08-25 - Emailer Breann Is Mad We Talked About Dildos When Her Kid Was In The Car - Making Sure Brady Knows What He's Facing After Surgery - Speeding PSA Has Us Questioning The State's Use Of Taxpayer FundsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Good Follow - Green Dildos, Meme Coins, Connecticut Sun Relocation Theories & More

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2025 28:15


This Week on Good Follow: Ros & Logan put on their tinfoil hats and try to get to the bottom of the craziness happening in the WNBA. Is cryptocurrency at the core of the dildo fiasco? Where are the Connecticut Sun going to end up?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hard Factor
More WNBA Dildos & Superman Joins ICE | 8.7.25

Hard Factor

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2025 52:01


More WNBA Dildos & Superman Joins ICE | 8.7.25 Episode 1768 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:03:44 What Wes imagines when he watches Asian's eat 00:06:25 Is Superman American? 00:07:30 Fake Florida nurse treated over 4400 patients before getting caught 00:13:15 More WNBA controversy, including Caitlin Clark being a hater and Dildo updates 00:28:35 Japanese teacher dishonored after students discovered him working a part-time job at a grocery store 00:34:40 Superman actor Dean Cain has joined ICE and wants you to join too! Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Opie Radio
Breast Milk Ice Cream and WNBA Dildo Drama

Opie Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2025 49:09 Transcription Available


In this lively episode of the Opie Radio podcast, Opie unleashes a fiery rant about the absurdity of local news, calling it a "laundry list of horseshit" that fills listeners with negativity. From subway slashings to tragic stories, he questions why we need to know these grim details. Opie then shifts gears to share heartwarming summer tales, including a sea turtle release and a meditative beach gong session. The episode takes a wild turn with a hilarious dive into the viral breast milk ice cream story—revealing it's not even real breast milk! Opie recounts his own experience eating actual breast milk ice cream with Pat Duffy. Finally, he cracks up over the bizarre trend of fans throwing dildos onto WNBA courts and compares it to other odd objects tossed at sporting events. Packed with humor, nostalgia, and Opie's unfiltered takes, this episode is a rollercoaster of rants and reflections!

Holmberg's Morning Sickness
08-07-25 - Thursdays w/Former Dallas Cowboy OLineman Dale Hellestrae - Dale's Thoughts On The WNBA Dildo Throws - What Would Dale Add To Brady's Casket

Holmberg's Morning Sickness

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2025 26:50


08-07-25 - Thursdays w/Former Dallas Cowboy OLineman Dale Hellestrae - Dale's Thoughts On The WNBA Dildo Throws - What Would Dale Add To Brady's CasketSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Outkick the Coverage with Clay Travis
Hour 1: Jonas, Brady & LaVar – Another Dildo Hits the Court

Outkick the Coverage with Clay Travis

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2025 40:30 Transcription Available


Wednesday on 2 Pros and a Cup of Joe, a 3rd and 4th dildo get launched at WNBA games. Shederr Sanders gets the start for their first preseason game. Plus, a thief in the NBA gets caught on ICYMI.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Most Dramatic Podcast Ever with Chris Harrison
Morning Run: Ghislaine Maxwell Audio Release, Clintons Subpoenaed, Texas Democrats Still Missing, RFK Vaccine Cuts and Dildos on WNBA Courts

The Most Dramatic Podcast Ever with Chris Harrison

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2025 24:40 Transcription Available


Robach and Holmes cover the latest news headlines and entertainment updates and give perspective on current events in their daily “Morning Run.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amy and T.J. Podcast
Morning Run: Ghislaine Maxwell Audio Release, Clintons Subpoenaed, Texas Democrats Still Missing, RFK Vaccine Cuts and Dildos on WNBA Courts

Amy and T.J. Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2025 24:40 Transcription Available


Robach and Holmes cover the latest news headlines and entertainment updates and give perspective on current events in their daily “Morning Run.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The MFCEO Project
916. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Fires Commissioner Of The BLS, Sophie Cunningham Blasts Fans For Throwing Dildos On Court & Zuckerberg Says Superintelligence Is Imminent

The MFCEO Project

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2025 98:17


On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss President Donald Trump firing the Commissioner of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, Fever's Sophie Cunningham blasting fans after another dildo is thrown on the court, and Mark Zuckerberg saying superintelligence is imminent.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GOOD FOLLOW - Dildos on the Court, Fever 5-Game Winstreak + Dijonai Carrington to the Lynx, & More

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2025 28:25


This Week on Good Follow: Ros & Logan react to a wild week in the WNBA with dildos being thrown onto the courts of games, decide if the Fever are heating up at just the right time, and break down the Dallas Wings trading Dijonai Carrington to the Minnesota Lynx. Finally, Logan shares her NWSL pick of the week presented by DraftKings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter
Why Dildos Might Be Good For the WNBA | Aug 5, 2025

Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2025 88:01


On today's episode Jersey Jerry joins PFT, Big T and Arian to get into everything going on in the news. They get into Jerry's newest friends, Georgia vs. Tennessee mayoral run, bring dogs to public spaces, dildos on the court at WNBA games and much more. Enjoy! (00:11:12) Jerry's New Friends (00:24:26) Tennessee Minute (Derek Dooley) (00:31:09) WNBA Dildos (00:41:21) Teed Off (Dogs In Public) (00:49:36) Voicemails (01:10:44) Micah ParsonsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Pardon My Take
Saquon Barkley, Lane Johnson And Cam Jurgens, Micah Parsons vs The Cowboys + Mt Rushmore Of Things That Start With Q

Pardon My Take

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 140:20


Micah Parsons and Jerry Jones are beefing and we break down where he may end up. We talk Training Camp, viral Caleb videos. The Speedway disaster for MLB, Dildo throwing in the WNBA and more (00:00:00-00:42:47). Who's back of the week including the Miami Marlins and Luka signs his new deal (00:42:47-00:59:59). Mt Rushmore of words that start with Q (00:59:59-01:25:15). Saquon Barkley joins the show to talk about his incredible season, leaving the Giants, Penn State, is the running back position and ons more (01:25:15-01:49:10). Lane Johnson and Cam Jurgens join to talk football, tush push, O-Line play, Nebraska and more (01:49:10-02:14:30). We finish with lottery ball numbers (02:14:30-02:18:00).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Hard Factor
Dildos Are Being Thrown Onto WNBA Courts | 8.4.25

Hard Factor

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 47:32


Episode 1765 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let's level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:01:30 How do you wash your hats & donate your underwear 00:06:15 Dildos are being thrown onto the court at WNBA games   00:19:35 Japanese company has developed a shampoo and body wash specifically for smelly Trading Card Gamers 00:25:30 Katie Perry is dating Justin Trudeau?!  00:28:30 Apes eat fermented fruit off the forest floor, called Scrumping  00:31:45 Florida Man found a loophole to marry three different women in three different counties  00:35:55 Columbia Sportswear  is suing Columbia University for copyright infringement 00:39:25 Ex-President of Columbia sentenced to 12 years on house arrest at his mansion 00:40:24 NJ man in trouble for killing whale with his boat  Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices