Landline Podcast

Can you have sex in a phone booth? You have to find one first. How many storage units is too many? Thank you cards from 10 years ago. Landline is back!

Saul calls to check in from the middle of the Ocean. The internet is wrong about the World Cup games in Qatar. You can make knifes from scrap metal. Uboats could sink your passenger ship at any time.

Saul prepares to embark on his Atlantic crossing aboard the Queen Mary 2. Where can you find a steamer trunk? How many suits do you need for a week-long outing? Is it Canard or Cunard? You'll find out on Landline.

Tim and Alex trade wine for coffee and jobs for stupid ideas. Soft serve with all natural ingredients. Wine in plastic jugs. Bees in cherry trees welcoming spring. Hear it all 4 times on Landline.

Landline Podcast is being copied, which surprises no one. Fuzzy audio is being isolated and sent to New Jersey, which is exciting. Golf is fun but golfers are annoying. Max is a monotone genius. Landline.

Bonavita has gone out of business and I know why. Macrame is blazing hot in LA and you heard it here second. How do you get rid of the sound of snow in an audio recording? No one knows. Landline

Gabe joins for the Hollywood view on how to conquer Australia, leave group text chains and whether Landline is Landline. Sex.

A vintage phone booth arrives at my home, completing Landline Podcast's wildest dreams. Moving men from Idaho, wiring money at Walmart and the greatest gift being given and received. Plus, the Thanksgiving duck wrap up.

The local butcher shop is out of ducks. What are we to do next? Gibsons are the next Martini, Thanksgiving in Covid, motorcycles with masks and the end of picking people up in person. Landline!

Max joins to discuss upheaval at the Defense Department, the problem with Halloween Candy, running during Covid-19 and how to deal with a Antifa fender bender. Landline!

Do people in Vermont wear masks for Covid? How can we get off the internet? What's the right strain of weed to smoke on election night? All answered on Landline Podcast!

Alex vs. Saul on the eve of Decision 2020 - reloaded for your pleasure. Landline!

Covid 19 vacations gone wrong at a hipster lodge in the National Forest. You can boat, you can swim, you can fish. Or can you? Landline!

The problem with ordering things online, in podcast form. Twisty Petz, Cattont.com, money clearing and spraying the wrong way. Landline!

Alex blows his top at the giant house being built across the street from his childhood home. Landline!

Married in a quarantine, kids, therapy and the Cheesecake Factory menu in lieu of their recent failure to pay rent.

Where do we get food in a plague: Amazon.com or The Farmers' Market?

Social Distancing in rural Chile, walks around town with no one to say hi to, Tom Brady to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Is this the end of the world? Yes. Landline

Forest baths for therapy, cancelled weddings, growing a meadow and the problem with printing money. Ashby the Gardening PHD joins Alex to discuss the best way to use nature in the age of plague. Landline.

Coronacast 3 with Saul & Max in a menage a pod. The 2020 Depression, Harris Teeter in the age of plague and whether people will change because of this crisis. Landline

Why is the market crashing? Debt. But will the government just erase it again, like they did in 2008? Jeff the Hedgefund Thousandaire (terrible name, help us) joins Landline to disuss.

Welcome back Saul vs. Alex to discuss Corona, getting home, stocking the bar, updates on your phone, how bad it's gonna get and how landlines are more important than ever.

The gift of landline for the holidays! Post vasectomy, we chat with old friends, answer their voicemails and connect with family on personal challenges from your in-laws. A great podcast for holiday travel.

Should a 36 year old get a vasectomy? Should URGENT BLOWOUT be a marketing tool? Are good voicemails the best it gets? Yes - podcast gold. I love Australia.

Cash sales on craigslist, thank you notes in the times of email, no cellphones at the Masters and voicemails from the pizza guy! It's Alex's Birthday Pod. LANDLINE!

Where are young people supposed to enjoy a balanced life in today's day and age? Landline discusses city vs. country, money vs. time, entrepreneurship vs. punching the corporate clock. Plus overpriced neighborhoods, barking Jack Russells and million dollar homes sliding off their foundation. Landline!

Landline is back with New Year's resolutions to lose weight, drink less and get off the internet. Plus, "What is Landline?" scaring telemarketers and being in classroom settings with women. Landline!

Landline talks stock market volatility, Facebook Portal, Amazon's carbon footprint, the plastic wrap on organic produce, having a baby in rural Vermont and Landline ring tones. Enjoy!

Alex and his dad pod live from the Columbia River Gorge in a Nissan Sentra. Hitchhiking, freight trains and prehistoric rivers are all featured, along with solicitation for sex at the Port Authority. Plus a Thanksgiving Message from the Queen. Landline!

It's an election night extravaganza, with Landline connecting to precincts across the country to tally the votes. The results are in - everyone quit the internet get a Landline!

Anya the Feminist Superhero has a Kavanaugh retort for Alex, and the two discuss how to reconcile one's own past as a single, white male. Plus Landline goes to southern Chile to roast a suckling pig and start a micobrewery. Don't forget SCAM JAM and voicemails. Landline!

Tim the Bartering Winemaker tries to trade cases of Pinot Noir for an antique phone booth. Alex and Anna try to buy their child an ethical toy. Plus Anya calls the wrong Landline. Thanks for listening! NOW WITH

Alex calls Tim the Winemaker to talk Harvest and the problem with wine interns. Then he rings up John the Constitutionalist Enigma to talk lingerie shopping and golf handicaps. Don't miss a few great voicemails from the Climate Change Ski Guide calling in from exotic locals abroad. Landline!

Potpourri with Virginia brother sister tandem debating Kavanaugh, Fall Fashion update, the best way to blow CO2 into the atmosphere, the worst way to blow 100 grand in high-end wine grapes and a new computer virus from Tennessee. Landline!

Saul tells us about his Summer lake life of nudity and loons, reflects on his former life as an online-dater, and questions whether we should be choosing professional success over proximity to close friends. Plus sober September, stuffing chickens, saturated fat and a scam-free week. Call the Landline.

Jeff the Hedgefund Thousandaire is back to discuss how Facebook is UNDERvalued and boring, the world's worst computer virus, student loan problems and the teaser rates that create them, old people's misunderstanding of social media and more. Plus my Significant Bother, ScamJam politics and some great voicemails. Enjoy

Alex loses his wallet but has a digital tracker that he installed only days earlier - what happens next?! He runs his mouth on a podcast and people in Australia go nuts. Tile really is the best way to meet tweekers! Tweakers? Is tweakers spelled with an A or an E?

Landlines are back in style, and so is this podcast. Anya tells us how to quit your save the world job, Max on how to lose your ATM card and the Constitutionalist Enigma from Disney World. Season 7 of Landline Podcast starts now.

Quick check in from an absent host on the state of the Pod in the middle of a short (well deserved) break. Did you get the joke? Thanks for listening.

Mixing it up with a few short calls to favorite guests. Zuck in front of Congress, a geology tour of Portland, a Babyboomer quits Facebook because she realizes she's growing to dislike her former friends, a Bojangles expert misses our call and the best dressed man in New Orleans gets mad about being underappreciated for his skill.

Sean the Airborne Meteorologist makes his debut! We talk heli-skiing in the Chugach, the cost of running a copter, how local TV stations can pay for these things, how a helicopter is great for one person and terrible for everyone else, global warming, melting glaciers, client services, selfies sticks, cellphones in places they shouldn't be and more. Call the Landline!

Jeff the Hedgefund Thousandaire calls in to discuss Facebook’s malfeasance and growing profitability, Uber’s self-driving car disaster, Snapchat’s possibility as a zero-shot, shorting the NFL, waiting too long for Italian subs and the possibility of politician porn site visits being shared publically. Plus a challenge to Landline listeners to live an entire day of no big-tech.

A podcast review of Roederer Estate Brut Sparkling wine by everyone's favorite food and beverage team: 2 Guys, 1 Cup. Tim and Alex discuss the merits of champagne flutes, radish season, making friends at your local wine shop, fireside sparkling wine, no tuna being sustainable, methode champenoise, and 80,000 cases a year. The team moves on to Alex's cover letter for Milk Street Kitchen, his deli-only experience as a TV personality, whether or not TV is ok for infants in the cellphone world, and the state of Landline Podcast mid-season 2018.

Saul and Alex discuss Moustache March, hetero men acting unsavory in social events, what having hair on your lip really means, how to stand up to compliments you hate, group think, being early internet influencers and the coming of Spring. Then Saul talks about why he's been so itchy and how it's ok to be uncomfortable sometimes. Plus voicemails and a preview of the next Two Guys, One Cup. LANDLINE!

Max the Marine joins the show to talk about Harris Teeter tuna, Diet Mountain Dew, and whether Alex should continue his internet comment feud with the Burlington, VT community over landlocked Poke bowls. The gang then reflects on their gun control discussion considering the newest school violence developments, and Max explains why he things we're going to lose any large wars we get into. After going tres serieux, the show ends with Alex ranting about millennial delivery services clogging up his secret visit to the Donut shop, and Max suggests he should trademark "Get off Your App!" Landline, enjoy.

A special Thursday release - Part II of my brother-in-law the Constitutionalist Enigma. Sex robots, orgasm by computer, landlines at boarding schools, drug dealers with dreads, snow shovel awards, dance contests winners, beer medals. It's a late night fireside chat that is pretty disorganized, but you're going to love it! Plus a great message from Aunt Polly and some show news as well. LANDLINE!

Fireside chat with my brother-in-law John the Constitutionalist Enigma. Where does the term brother-in-law come from? What is Beating the Bounds and should you do it to your son? Where will all the missiles park to line up for Trump’s military parade? Where were you during the best hockey game in American history? We’ll answer all this and more on Landline Podcast.

Dinner and the Movie Annex back for prescient cultural commentary on Tonya Harding, her pink camo premiere outfit that wasn't, telescoping batons, living in your mom's basement and bossing her around, landlines with long cords, the world famous Jeff Gillooly, and Cheetos flavored popcorn. Tell a friend!

The Movie Annex is back for Dinner and a Movie with Applebee's and I, Tonya making up a $200 date! That's right, we know how to spend $200 and involve Applebee's. Also, is the meat at a local joint any better? What is a quesadilla burger? And are chain dining restaurants part of the gay underground railroad? All this and more on Landline Podcast.

Giles calls in from Roma with an update on how iPhones are translating eeen ITALIiano, well behaved children at restaurants, choosing to leave your life and do a different one, serving fellows, mommy blogs, making a great Amaro cocktail and more. Where did crayons and the golf tee game go? How did our parents do it without google? Find out now, on Landline Podcast. Saluti

Part Deux of our Super Bowl week Pod! Belichick should be president, and we talk about why, how Alex would use a free Superbowl ad for Landline and tortured animals, side salads as a dip choice, gambling with our famous guy in LA, and podcast exhaustion. ENJOY! CALL THE LANDLINE!