Sobering Thoughts

We know this episode is late, but our sh*t is broke. We need the monies. Por favor to get over to the Patreon and help us fix our busted machine. Oh you wanted to know what we talk about in this episode? WELL TOO BAD! Listen to it, ya degenerate. Smooches and love,UsFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp.pants - Matt@finzworld - Buffin' N Da BuffSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

What up Treesh!?!?! We back coming in hot, The Matador is back, he's building up his haram in Utah and he is trying to find out if Richmond got the goodies. We are back on the topic of feet and horses.  We talk about the love for Dad bods and the women who love them. Anthony talks about his weekend at Delaware, the wedding, the karaoke, the madness! Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - Matt@finzworldSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

This episode has no Matt yet again. He is on another Trump-esqe vacation. We finish the second half of the fan fiction erotica. Anthony and Brandon talk about the latest happening on the music scene. MGK vs. Slipknot, Lil Nas X vs. My ears, R. Kelly vs. Everybody. We talk about the outrageous gear displayed at the met gala and we talk about an actor at a haunted house who made things get really real.Instagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - Matt@finzworld - BrandonSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

#Swagu over here. We debate who's gonna save us, old people or the young and dumb??? We learn to never trust a Tresh, you got her there to hook up the homies. We have another criminal who let his foot fetish get the better of him. We discus I sweet innocent Bostonian angel who saves a young man's life by showing him the goods on a golf cart. Jessica Elisabeth Smith please reach out to us, we love you. Matt tries to be a male madam to another one, trying to turn Brandon's car detailing job a little more lucrative by flaunting his meat while detailing vehicles.Instagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - Matt@finzworld - BrandonSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

This episode of Sobering Thoughts were doing it a little different. No Matt on this episode so you know there is no order. Anthony and his brother Brandon chop it up, talking about white boys in flip flops, sexy women in crocs and OnlyFans. Also on this episode is Part 1 of Anthony's fan fiction erotica "Orgasmo Pandimonium". Anthony's drinking Wild Turkey 101 and Twisted Tea & Lemonade so he's drunk and hype as hell.Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - Who dat??@Finzworld - BrandonSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Loyal Sobering Thoughts listeners, we explore the Vajankle. Anthony has never heard of this sex toy and Matt educates. We have another story of a weird guy doing questionable stuff with a horse. An idiot in Tasmania has his first and last ride on a jetski. Weird guy in England decides to get off on the descriptions of prank called people's feet.  Discus the Darwin awards and how dumb people meet their fates just out of stupidity. Sorry the episode is late, we hope you enjoy.Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

This episode we have a special guest, the creator of the podcast logo Brandon. On the show we come up with ways to help lower the innocent victim count. We hear about a man in Singapore who got enraged by a naked coworker, a woman who decides the best way to get rid of bed bugs in her car is by fire. We talk about how the rap game is flooded with Lil, Youngs and Babies, so we need a rapper that wants to be a normal guy, or regular. Poop is discussed far too long, but it's for the love of heath and good living. Anthony is drunk as hell again, get ready because it gets crazy.Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - Matt@finzworld - BrandonSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Ladies and gentleman we finally got a duet. Anthony sings a song so good that Matt had to join in. We cover a story about a serial pooper in the UK, some guy in Norfolk that can't find a woman but it's okay he used someone else's horse instead. Anthony is super pickled and is channeling Artie all episode long. Burps a plenty for all your lovers of burp porn. Anthony gives hints on how to land you some man meat ladies. We take a moment to laugh and make fun of Rudy's shorts. This episode gets wild people, enjoy. Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Sorry this episode is late people, today was terrible. I decided to eat a whole bag of Kale chips and my guts said what the hell are you thinking. Anyway we are back in Richmond with the returning hero of the day Matt. We cover a Redneck Rave, two stories involving a McDonald's. An iguana who pays the ultimate price for being green in public. This episode was tormented by my dog Artemis Prime, but we persevered. Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Sorry the episode is a little late people but I hope the wait was worth it. Traveling back from Portland, OR. and editing the show during my layover in Chicago. This is a special Pride month episode. Matt is still in Richmond while I am in the Beaver interviewing my new friends Ash and Diva. We talk about their experiences discovering they are trans and being a trans couple. Shootin the shit over a bottle of Fighting Cock whiskey. Promoting love and equality, Happy Pride everyone!Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - Matt@diva_dott - Diva Dott/Aaron@darkandlonely69 - AshSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

This episode we ask, are you a little bit bisexual? You may be. Email us, we are begging you to email us, wanna be heard, wanna become immortal? Email us and we will read you email on the show, don't be part of the problem, send us an email. Apparently horses are natures assholes, but Matt still thinks slapping one is a bad idea. Anthony aka MC Horse Choker thinks otherwise.Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - Matthttp://fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfhttp://hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Today's episode is high octane fueled with Teremana Tequila and a couple of twisted teas. We learn that Corona apparently is the gift that keeps on giving, and where you ask...........down there. Tigers apparently like to check out the suburbs and gets more of a pass than a black youth. We talk about a couple of kids who contribute to the burning of California. Tony's Touch Ups is back, and with a business pitch that is so good we wonder why no one has ever done this before. There's also a report of a cop who decided to cold cuck her husband because he tried to stop her from fighting with a teenager all over some Black Lives Matter debate. All this and more on a Twisted Tea smackin episode of Sobering Thoughts.Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

This episode comes with some weird situations and news articles. Two women who are facing the possibility of a 16 year prison sentence for something really stupid. A lawyer really gambles with his life double crossing the Columbian Cartel. Strippers try their hand at food delivery. Anthony is nursing a hangover and it shows with some of the crazy sus things that are coming out of his mouth. Gotta listen all the way to the end and prepare for the weird. Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - Matthttp://fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfhttp://hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Hello everyone and thank you for listening to another episode of Sobering Thoughts. News flash, Lebron James will not be stopped by the likes of a pub owner. How do you know your life is going downhill? You got stabbed by Chewbacca in the French quarter in Louisiana. Kids getting on your nerves? You can't get them lazy so and so's to do some chores? Try coke and smoking them out. At the end of the episode Matt has a special treat for all our listeners. Tune in, pull down your pants and get ready because we are coming in dry.Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

On this fast released episode Anthony and Matt do some movie talks. Matt says no to the Snyderverse and the horse it rode in on. Groundbreaking world premiere news about Gal Gadot. Anthony revisits some old news stories and new developments involving an Uber attackers half naked attempts to get more followers and the worst mom ever. Ways to learn if you are involved in a gun fight. Why is HBOMax so difficult to navigate on the PS4? WAP gets a whole new meaning. We learn about the power of nerdy women and a body builder who's into some finger lickin kinky ish. Sorry the episode is coming in a little late but rejoice because it is here people.Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Artie Moore passed away 3/16/21 and we wanted to do a tribute episode to our brother to show how much we love and miss him. We tell some funny Artie stories and what the he stood for, we talk about the funeral and how Anthony made a priest blush. Matt shares a story about how he was mortally wounded by Artie, not really. We are mourning, but hopefully you can heal with us. If you have any funny Artie Stories please email us and we will read it on the show.Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Today's episode we ask the age old question, who wins? Fingering or Scissoring. Back with more news articles that tickle and tantalize your ear holes. We talk about a college student who drank way more than the average man, a District Attorney who thinks the animal he hit last night was a deer, a woman who thinks it's never too late to pull out, and we finish with a whole lot of cock. Don't forget to share your experience, did you enjoy the scissor or the finger more. Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

We back in this piece. Happy 2021 everyone, it's been a while but we are back with a fire episode. The team talks about the new changes to expect with the show. Matt and Anthony share some news topics that will surely tickle your pickle, or give you some ideas for some devious behavior. Do not do anything spoken of on this show. Except go look up Bound 3 on YouTube.Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

We're taking a break for the holidays, but that doesn't mean we're gonna leave you without something to cram down your ear holes. You voted with your downloads...here's our #1 hit from Season 1: Free Candy!Missing us and want to stay in touch? Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/dnH9F8y5HnWe're active even during our breaks.Believe it or not, you can also send us emails:Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfDon't forget to follow us:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Artie@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - MattAND, subscribe to us everywhere you get your podcasts!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Yup that's right ladies and gentlemen, this is the last episode of the year. Your boys will be taking a break for the rest of the year, we will be back in January and better than ever. This episode Artie learns about puppy pads and he decides that they're not just for puppy accidents. We recap on old episodes and topics and give thanks to the REINVENTION! We share what we are thankful for and Artie uses the most messed up way to say things all episode long. There's some good ones there, you gotta listen all the way because this one is chock full of chugging bananas daily laughs. Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Artie@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Today kids you learn what a Swoley is, and I don't recommend it. We talk about a criminal case where a Mexican Day laborer takes one for the team. We discus more about the mindless political puppets who rely on the lord to help them win this election. All this and more on an all new episode of Sobering Thoughts. Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Artie@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

The boys are back, sorry for the delay but we are here and fired up with more nonsense. A heated debate of why someone would just take the whole box of candy when you leave it out for the neighborhood. If deciding to not take a bet that could be detrimental to your health is a good idea. Individual voting experiences are shared and it wasn't fun for everyone. Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Artie@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp. pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

it's official the inmates are running the asylum. This episode is a 2 man show, consisting of Artie and Anthony. With no moderation from Matt, how off the rails is this episode? They talk about the state of Football and how it actually is a great representation of narrow minded America. Racial relations are brought up again and what we can do to just move past all the hatred and misunderstandings and make real progress. Don't forget to get out and vote, election day is November 3rd.Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Artie@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp.pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

I hope you enjoy this heavily edited episode. We talk about some crazy Slovenian's who tried to cash in on a insurance claim by cutting off their girlfriend's hand. Nub city is a place and you should never visit. Sex drives are challenged and Artie makes one of the funniest statements ever about what he does to prevent pulled muscles. We revisit a tale of a husband and wife who got into a fight in our back yard, fortunately no real damage was done. Finally karma has struck and the mute button is used heavily. Will we ever get thru a show closing without interruption, probably not.Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Artie@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp.pants - Matt Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

This episode we dive in to a "what if" situation. What if the Sobering Thought's Team decided to run for president? With election day coming up and all this mud slinging going on we decided to jump in on the fun. We answer questions like who our running mates would be, what issues we would tackle, and Anthony gives you a inauguration speech to top it all off. Hit us up in our fan mail to cast your vote in the Sobering Thoughts election. And don't forget to register and vote, registration can be done online. Official election day is November 3rd.Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Artie@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp.pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Today's episode comes with a special cameo from Artie's brother in law, Anthony's dad Rudy. He chimes in on what the Trump is going on. The episode is a bit political heavy, sorry about that but it was only a matter of time. We speak about the current state of the police and what we think needs to be done to improve it. Questions of why the system is so broken, why can't everyone live at the same level. And be sure to listen all the way to the end as I Been Drinking closes this episode with dry heaving. Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Artie@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp.pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Starting off the episode establishing that Artie has reached a drunk nirvana and he is not responsible for what happens next. We try to teach women of the world what it takes to get your man to do what you want him to do. America is gonna have to bend over so who do you want it from more, China or Russia? The team has to restrain from talking about Raised by Wolves again to save you guys from any spoilers. Anthony is on week 2 of the Juice cleanse, clean eating for a month. All this and more on this weeks episode of Sobering Thoughts.Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - I Been Drinkin@rockstartony - The Voice@mcp.pants - Shelter AssSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Today's episode starts with the homies airing out their grievances while Matt poses as the moderator. Phoenix the dog decides to eat rocks out of a flower pot and causes chaos. We get updates on house Artie, Anthony brings up wrestling to discus the weird news coming from Bike Week. Matt promises to give Artie a baby. All this while Matt and Anthony are not drinking, Anthony is starting a juice cleanse and will be alcohol free for the next 30 days. Making this the most sober episode to date.Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Artie@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp.pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Sorry the episode came in a little late but we here now. This episode only has Anthony and Matt in it, and we talk about the reason for that. We talk about how we wish we had old Biden in the race, our constant reinvention, a football team with no name. Anthony gets constant text messages for a woman named Virginia and she may have a shady past in the boy scouts. Matt is being billed for someone else's medical procedures. Anthony tries out his new closing, maybe it will stick, hopefully he can read while he's drunk. Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Artie@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp.pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Hello everyone, Anthony here to fill you in on what's in store on this episode of Sobering Thoughts. We talk about what it means to vote in this day and age, by the way everyone make sure you register to vote. Not like you have much to do anyway. We update the Artie employing a addict situation. My editing skills get tested multiple times because the name of said addict keeps getting blurted out. We also give you guys some homework and try our hands at a little Karaoke Roulette. Email us and join in on the fun.Fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Artie@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp.pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

This episode we talk about juice cleanses, if using a heroin addict to do house work is a good practice, Anthony trying to manage a show while he ties one on, will he ever get that air horn sound effect to work effectively, Artie needing an assistant to do the thing. This one went a little long but it contains all the debauchery that your use to. Hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - I Got Kids@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp.pants - MattSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Were back, new episode, new captain and new location, but the craziness stays the same. This episode we talk about a crazy criminal case in Alabama while trying to stay on subject while the new family dog is attacking Artie and Matt. We catch up on all the latest things going on with everyone during the pandemic. And for some reason the conversation keeps going back to butt stuff. Hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - I.B. Drinkin@rockstartony - Tony 2 Touch@mcp.pants - Senor Shelter AssSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

This time we reached back into the some of the very first episodes we ever recorded. Back in March of 2019 when we were still recording in the kitchen. In this episode, we discuss what happens when you start collecting other people's trash, why Matt will never have children willingly, and how to lose all of your money. Hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Ibeen Drinkin@rockstartony - Big Jenny Garner@mcp.pants - Chief Content LiberatorSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

This week we hop in the way back machine again and take it back to September of 2019. That's when we decided that we would have a gripe session on hipsters. But, as usual, we get slightly off track. Watch out for the Ghost of Prom Night Chlamydia! Enjoy!Hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - S'Moores@rockstartony - Black Abraham Lincoln@mcp.pants - D' VikingSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Every so often, there comes a time when we find it necessary to look back at our many, many unreleased episodes. Sorting through this trash heap, we sometimes find that there is an episode that we COULD technically use. This episode...well, this episode is one of those. She old. There's no intro. There's no outro. That's how we did it back in the day. But, hey, there's some good stuff in there too. So, without further ado, we present to you...some hot garbage.Hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - RT@rockstartony - *T@mcp.pants - ttSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

You can trust us. Dead men cost no money. The cheeseburger gambit. Mutant catfish. Rich people problem speculation. Time is an illusion. Municipal government. Stupid boots. A perfect metaphor. And a whole lot less. Are we running out of steam or just hitting our stride? You be the judge. Hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Loves sangria@rockstartony - On sick leave@mcp.pants - ???Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

The stories must be told. Tarp troubles. Bachelor party isolationsim. Inebriation engineering. Distingushed Mouthfeel. F*ck these worms. The Clutch. Does anything ever get edited out? Charles Manson was innocent! Artie ruins everything. And, finally, the best outro ever recorded.If we don't get some hate mail soon, Anthony is gonna lose his sh*t.Hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - The Ruiner@rockstartony - The Lump@mcp.pants - The FlyswatterSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Surprise intro. Not my circus, not my ponies. It smells warm when you open it. Be more better. Anthony completes a goal! Roller coaster dick names. Sound effects. Plausible deniability. Off the grid having babies. Incoherent madness. Auto-erotic asphyxiation. Jerk.Hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Artlandish@rockstartony - Toni@mcp.pants - MattnificentSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Pink taco Tuesday. Unspecified bonus content. Tryin' to do better. Tobacco. Busy masturbatory schedules. Our second contest? Taco Bell. Spillage. Etiquette. Reinvention. Dick Hulk. Shawn Michaels. Politics. You can smell chaos in the air.PSA: If you haven't heard, we're almost caught up publishing all of our archived episodes so we are switching to our normal publishing schedule. We will be putting out 1 episode every week on Friday. ENJOY!Hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Art@rockstartony - Tone@mcp.pants - MaSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

It's a judgment call. A scratch and sniff situation? Anthony's money shot. To push a rope personified. Negative sh*t wizardry. We are not the suppository. Karmic debt. Horrible sells. Trumpin' his blood. Everybody got two Facebooks. Question the nature of your reality. They sell that in some places.PSA: If you haven't heard, we're almost caught up publishing all of our archived episodes so we are switching to our normal publishing schedule. We will be putting out 1 episode every week on Friday. ENJOY!Hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Artie@rockstartony - Wizard@mcp.pants - MattttttttttttttSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Meat Sleeves. Shenus? We are the reason people hate dudes. We're not doctors. That would be a whole other bag of Doritos. It was a morning trailer. Peking again. Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story. Mangos. Rabbit truffle butter. The evolution of Tony's Touch Ups. Go back and read you some sh*t. https://www.si.com/nfl/2017/01/23/vladimir-putin-robert-kraft-patriots-super-bowl-ring-stolen. 39 minute Anthony.PSA: If you haven't heard, we're almost caught up publishing all of our archived episodes so we are switching to our normal publishing schedule. We will be putting out 1 episode every week on Friday. ENJOY!Hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Absentee@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp.pants - MattstradamusSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Can we be professional? Two weeks worth of sh*t to dump on you.Gore-no. Ghost stories...or, not. A prediction comes true again. It's not as bad as you think. Trickle down quarantine effect. We do the worm. Poco loco. Alcohol gills.PSA: If you haven't heard, we're almost caught up publishing all of our archived episodes so we are switching to our normal publishing schedule. We will be putting out 1 episode every week on Friday. ENJOY!Hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Wormy McWorm@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp.pants - MattzcalSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Drunk, high, and old. Speeding. Artie finds out about Google. Entitled suburbia loses its sh*t. This is not a blood podcast. You are our therapist. Shout out to Katt Williams. Dating in the time of coronavirus. The drunk steamroller rears its ugly head. Anthony on the street.Hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Or is it?@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp.pants - MattildaSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Starring: some guy in the back of the car. Coronavirus can't cross water. We get real in this one. Prices may vary. G.I. Joe was real as a b*tch. Don't follow Artie. Hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Why do you want to know?@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp.pants - MattriciaSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Another Hall of Fame contender episode! Pronounced kwaw-ruhn-tai-nuh. To thine own self be true. These DMs are dangerous. Domestic RPG. The soap box appears right next to the high horse. In these times of uncertainty, we're here for you. Face-to-face glory holes. Chaos is a ladder.Hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Artie@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp.pants - MatteoSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

But, my money tho. Bro bro, this one is for the patriarchy. Tons of generally inappropriate comments. Some invaluable quarantine and virus analysis from our experts. And, a bed bug burn. We're sorry about this one...really we are.Hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfFanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Artie@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp.pants - MattsoSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Why can't the rest of America just be like all scales. It's a celebration, b*tches! Knowledge bombs abound. Carrots don't persuade us. The Peking Incident. 3 months is a lifetime. Toot that a$$ up!Love the episode descriptions? Send it to fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtf. Don't read any of this? Send it to hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtf.Follow us on Instagram @soberingthoughtspodcast!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Matt throws a temper tantrum. Cabinet wine tasting. We remember to do an intro (almost 11 minutes into the episode). Anthony beckons the public. Artie predicts the future. We check in on our goal progress. We all "plan" a "selfless" act of volunteerism. AND, we experiment with a hypothetical situation segment.fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfhatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfInstagrams:@soberingthoughtspodcast - Us@mooreamoore - Artie@rockstartony - Anthony@mcp.pants - Mattie FreshSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Are you ready for the most heavily edited (and somehow still the least acceptable) episode to date? The nuances of cabinet wine. A Cheddar Bob update. Constant babble about being old. Racism coast to coast. AND, let us not forget, our candidate for the worst idea ever. Make your submissions to hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtf. Remember, grammar matters and actions have consequences. Good luck!Instagram:Us = @soberingthoughtspodcastAnthony = @rockstartonyArtie = @mooreamooreMatt = @mcp.pantsFor non-hate related email, hit us up at fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtf. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Sometimes parents fight...but, it doesn't mean that we love each other any less. It just means that one of us was wrong and I was right, so ha! We set goals for the year under penalty of alcohol poisoning. We discuss the subtleties of hanging dong. And, we start the countdown to Matt's foray into the dark web. Instagram:Matt = @mcp.pantsArtie= @mooreamooreAnthony = @rockstartonyFan mail: fanmail@soberingthoughts.wtfHate mail: hatemail@soberingthoughts.wtfSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)

Anthony aids and abets? Cowboys of the future. Don't be a Bill Cosby. Be careful what you wish for. Conspicuously absent: @mooreamoore.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/soberingthoughts)