Social Distancer

Hooray! A glorious day to be alive!

Following the hilarious excuse that Johnson forgot he was told about the investigation into Pincher, the focus is now on the Cabinet.

Details are emerging today of RIFE CRIMINALITY at the HEART OF POLITICAL POWER! Everyone is shocked and surprised...

To celebrate me surviving Covid I offer you a real episode of Social Distancer! Hear all the old favourites and catch up with the latest Covid and Sausage Johnson news! Thank you so much for your love and support! I'll record next when either Biden, Johnson or the Queen get Covid, or when the Queen dies!

I feel so much better today, but my mouth has erupted! Thanks for all the love and good vibes ❤️

I'm slowly getting more energy and feeling a bit better, although the cough is a rufty tufty when he comes knocking. Thank you for your love and good vibes ❤️

I think the antibiotics are helping, and I slept for a few hours during the day today. Thank you everyone for your love and kindness ❤️

With my cough worsening, the doctor has prescribed antibiotics. I havea hellish night but a better day! Thank you for all you love and good vibes x ❤️

My cough has taken a turn for the worse. I tested negative this morning but feel pretty rough! ❤️

I have more energy and the symptoms are easy, but I'm still testing positive. I also talk about Del Toro's new film Nightmare Alley and compare it to the 1947 version, which is free to watch on YouTube.

The good news is that I feel more energetic today and my symptoms are mostly very mild. I also talk about the amazing news about the Iceland film! Thank you for your good vibes and love ❤️

I've been sleeping a lot today - simple tasks like washing up are making me really tired! So a downturn since the last few days. I still feel fine when I'm not asleep though! Will I feel more energetic tomorrow, or will I feel worse? This is a good question! Much love ❤️

I still feel fine! Also, I'm taking 100mg of Zinc a day - I forgot to mention that. Thank you so much for your love and good vibes - it is making the difference! ❤️

Thank you so much for your hearty wishes xx

I feel fine! A quick update on Day 1 of Covid.

A long-promised update on the Queen and a few other huge news stories. Hope you are all well ❤️

We look at the latest Omicron news and review Gremlins! For reviews of The Exorcist, The Holiday and It's A Wonderful Life, listen to the Paranormal Blip Christmas Special! Merry Christmas!

Welcome to Episode 2 of the new series/season of Social Distancer. In this episode we discuss the dramatic by-election win for the Lib Dems, and Omicron racing through the world. The next episode, the Christmas Special, will drop on Christmas Eve! Thank you for listening!

Welcome back to Social Distancer! After a long draw on the paranormal straw, Social Distancer is back for Season 2: Omicron Emergency. This episode features exclusive details of the Social Distancer Christmas Special, a bit about Covid and a lot about Boris Johnson! The next episode will be next weekend! Walk between the raindrops!

As you probably know, we launched Paranormal Blip last Friday and we are going to focus on it during the Summer holidays. We will start Social Distancer again in September. Until then, here is a link to the first episode of Paranormal Blip, featuring great audio of my dear departed dad! https://open.spotify.com/episode/3TVtG1mrFCD2aBPCnbAvae?si=i05wQYQSRLC7QaS3-1vARA&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1 Follow us on Twitter at @ParanormalBlip for all updates. Thank you for walking between the raindrops with me (2 metres away, please). See you later!

Paranormal Blip is getting its own podcast! If you are a fan, follow @ParanormalBlip on Twitter - the first episode launches on Friday 30th July. Dawn Butler represented millions of people when she broke parliamentary rules by calling Sausage Johnson a liar. To highlight the corruption spilling out of the Tories, 5 Tory MPs were reprimanded for trying to influence the sentencing of their sexual predator Tory MP buddy. Meanwhile confirmed cases are falling - but that might be bad news! Plus, does the Pfizer vaccine significantly lose its effectiveness after 4 months? Here's a link to a news report about the study: https://www.beckershospitalreview.com/pharmacy/pfizer-shot-39-effective-against-infection-in-israel-91-effective-against-severe-disease.html (Swearing)

With Sajid Covided and Sausage J and Sunak self-isolating, scientists from around the world condemn the UK government's murderous plan to lift all restrictions from Monday 19th. With cases, hospitalisations and deaths all rising, the impact of herd immunity will soon be a new variant made in Britain, even better than Delta at beating the vaccines. Plus, a tribute to Richard Donner and in Paranormal Blip Lue Elizondo confirms "biological recoveries"!

*UPDATE* Sausage Johnson will scrap all basic safeguards against Covid! Plus, Sajid Javid generated an Orwellian headline today as he jumps on the Sausage bus, intent on removing basic health safeguards in a few weeks, just as projections show up to 100,000 daily cases in the UK! Meanwhile cases locally are spiking horribly. In Paranormal Blip I talk about this excellent Discovery Channel show https://youtu.be/6T1gF1buF4A and this excellent interview by @ProjectUnity with Ross Coulthard https://youtu.be/MM-xW8YsXKU

The UAP report is a historic shift towards a form of public reporting of ongoing UAP investigation and research in the US. Meanwhile France does it better with a 377 page report dishing the secrets of the UK government UAP investigation! Plus, Mancock resigns after his affair is exposed and Delta Plus grows. Read the US UAP report here: https://www.dni.gov/files/ODNI/documents/assessments/Prelimary-Assessment-UAP-20210625.pdf and the French UAP report here: https://www.3af.fr/news/le-rapport-d-avancement-sigma2-2021-2182

Delta is continuing to rise and although double vaccinations give great protection we still have to be careful! London's Met Police are institutionally corrupt, according to the findings of a report into the cover up of the murder of Daniel Morgan. In Paranormal Blip Jeremy Corbell discusses metamaterials and states the US have a full UFO craft! Duncan Trussell's interview with Jeremy Corbell is here: http://www.duncantrussell.com/episodes/2021/6/19/jeremy-corbell

The Delta variant continues to rise exponentially in the UK. Cornwall hosted the G7 but Gordon Brown isn't happy about the vaccination donations. In Paranormal Blip, Lue Elizondo hints at an answer to the UAP phenomenon that, if proven, will profoundly change everything we know about life and we may have to "redefine what it is to be human"! I connect his comments to the shadow biosphere. Lue Elizondo's interview with James Landoli at Engaging the Phenomenon is here: https://youtu.be/LYUHEC4RAkM

The India variant has been renamed Delta! It is rising exponentially, 60% more transmissible and its 2.6 times more likely to send you to hospital! Plus, 1 million people in the UK have Long Covid. In Paranormal Blip I preview the upcoming Pentagon UAP report, discuss UFOs at Fukushima and Chernobyl and speculate about Ultraterrestrials! *Swearing*

A bumper show! Noel shares a brilliant account of a few days in New York! I voice the testimony of an eyewitness to a UFO in Dartington 20 years ago! Plus, the India variant dramatically pushes deaths, hospitalisations and cases up and Cummings targets the Sausage and Mancock! In Paranormal Blip alongside the Dartington UFO, Lue Elizondo on fractals and RADAR footage released by Jeremy Corbell. Here's Corbell's interview with George Knapp explaining the footage: https://youtu.be/Iy4xWZ9IkXo

What a week! 60 Minutes and Obama generated news stories around the world! The India variant is rising rapidly in some areas of the UK, but so many vaccinated people changes the impact of rising cases. Plus, I reveal my crucial part in generating a response to 60 Minutes from UAP journalist godfather George Knapp! Watch the 60 Minutes segment here: https://youtu.be/ZBtMbBPzqHY

Alongside the India variant and Dave Cameron being dodge, the big news is after the outro music - Corbell and Knapp have released new footage of the USS Omaha UFO event from 2019 - 3 days of UFO activity, at one point at least 14 UFOs tracking the ship! Here's the link: https://youtu.be/VxjlAm_jR5c

Starmer is facing a civil war in Labour after disappointing election results - incumbents prospered from the vaccine rollout success. Plus, Dr John Campbell highlights an amazing study showing Covid was widespread in Italy as early as September 2019! After the outro music I discuss an rumoured upcoming 60 Minutes report on UAPs and Skinwalker Ranch, a site of regular paranormal activity for hundreds of years! *Swearing*

I promised you a shortie and I deliver! Feeling rough, I zip through the big news stories and leave you with a mind-blowing Paranormal Blip after the outro. *Swearing*

The foundation stone upon which this episode is built is my brother Phil's audio detailing a difficult year of dealing with his children's school. We also look at the tragic situation in India, Tory sleaze and Biden's success leading up to his first 100 days in office. In Paranormal Blip after the outro I run down another busy week of UFO/UAP stories and play a snippet of Lue Elizondo's press call. Sophie Hill's brilliant My Little Crony project is here: https://www.sophie-e-hill.com/post/my-little-crony/

Noel sends a brilliant report from New York, giving us the opportunity to look at the Covid year in the US. I look forward to getting my 2nd vaccine jab on Saturday. Plus, Cameron is up to his neck in a lobbying scandal. In Paranormal Blip three US Senators discuss their UAP/UFO concerns. Also, I'm still fighting back a cold. The backing track Noel uses is Half Mystery by Kevin Macleod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5026-half-mystery

The foundation stone upon which this episode is built is Joanna's brilliant summary of her Covid year. We look in-depth at the impact Covid has had on Scotland. Plus, the AZ vaccine has a very rare clot side effect and I feel rough ennuf to do a Covid test (negative, thankfully!). Also, a rich, old creepy racist died. By far the biggest story of the week is covered In Paranormal Blip - footage of pyramid-shaped UFOs filmed by the US Navy in 2019, released this week by documentary filmmaking Jeremy Corbell. I trumpet this footage - Pictures and video show Unidentified Flying Objects moving above U.S. Navy warships - YouTube - and this interview - Mystery Wire Podcast - July 2019 Pyramid UFO swarm over a U.S. Navy destroyer - YouTube- with George Knapp and Corbell.

The main news this week is the widespread criticism of the Commission on Race and Ethnic Disparities Report, which cherry picked statistics to make a case the chairman has been arguing for 20 years. Plus, I talk about going back to my workplace after shielding, the most likely UK Covid trajectory and two huge ministerial scandals. In Paranormal Blip, Lou Elizondo shares some fascinating information about the work he did leading Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program (AATIP). *Swearing*

The foundation stone upon which this episode is built is Catherine's brilliant report from Ireland, looking back on the Covid year. Johnson rewards the dangerously incompetent Jenny Harries by putting her in charge of preventing future outbreaks. Plus flag jingoism and Israel's vaccine success. After the outro music, in Paranormal Blip I praise a brilliant new documentary - buy or rent here: thephenomenonfilm.com - and look at a bumper week of UFO stories in the media. *Swearing*

Happy Anniversary!! The foundation stone upon which this episode is built is Emily's brilliant report from Tokyo. I compare Japan's Covid response to Britain's, talk about how the Covid year has affected me and look at the latest vaccine news. Plus, in Paranormal Blip Porchoice asks a question! *Swearing*   

The shocking murder of Sarah Everard has led to women sharing their experiences of abuse by men on social media. I also examine the pitiful response to Meghan and Harry calling the UK media racist. Plus, £37 billion for Test and Trace and Biden signs the Covid Rescue Bill. *Swearing*

I jump into the start of the show for a quick anti-royal rant. Also, Biden announces a hugely ambitious plan and Dolly Parton takes on the cowards. In the UK at least 147,000 people have died of Covid 19, while cases and vaccines are affected by deprivation. In Paranormal Blip I outline a unified theory of all things paranormal! *Swearing*

Biden gives a moving speech to mark a terrible milestone. Alex Salmond accuses Sturgeon's government of obstructing justice. Plus, the decline in UK Covid cases slows and in Paranormal Blip we look at George Knapp, the reporter whose Bob Lazar interviews made Area 51 famous. *Swearing*

** Updated at 35.08 to cover Monday's roadmap, where finally the Sausage announced masks in classrooms (for three weeks!).** We bump into old friends on Dartmoor, a strange coincidence with a tiny mathematical probability; maybe it's the many worlds theory in operation! Plus, Cruz flees frozen Texas, I preview the Sausage's plans to end lockdown and Paranormal Blip looks at the Washington Flap and Robert Bigelow. *Swearing*

We deep dive into the House Managers' case for Impeachment, look at the most likely Covid scenario for 2021 in Europe and North America, launch a Paranormal Blip section and celebrate the end of Lost! Commander David Fraver's interview with Lex Fridman, from Sept 2020, is here: https://youtu.be/aB8zcAttP1E

I talk thorough the process of being inoculated with the first shot of the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine. Plus an English parish council Zoom meeting bust up, Biden, Harris, the sausage, Christopher Plummer and a few minutes of remembering Lost season 5!

Trump was monitored by USSR agents from 1977! 10 years later in Moscow, the KGB suggested he persued politics! Plus, vaccines, long covid and Lost season 4. *Swearing*

The Biden Harris Inauguration was a brilliant, beautiful celebration. Meanwhile in the UK, Sausage Johnson announces the UK variant is more deadly - big surprise! Plus, a listener sends a sea shanty and I try to remember what happened in Lost Season 3. *Swearing*

Evidence is mounting that the January 6th storming of the Capitol was planned, and could have been a lot worse. Trump becomes the first president in history to be impeached twice. The grisly milestone of 100,000 UK Covid deaths finally puts the death toll on the front pages! After all the pain and suffering, we hear from Malcolm Normal and then stick around for a spoiler review of Lost Season 2! *Swearing*  

Trump supporters ransack the Capitol, and Covid has never been worse than it is now in the UK and US. On a much lighter note, Porchoice asks a question and I talk Season 1 of Lost with spoilers, which starts at 39.38, after the main show outro. *Swearing*

The Sausage launches Lockdown 3 with all the enthusiasm of a haunted tree. Plus, Trump gets caught on tape pleading for Georgia's leaders to rig the vote. *Swearing*

UPDATED with all the big news on the vaccine, schools and tiers! And a new song! As cases surge, the new variant demands our focus on staying safe, and the government fails to respond effectively, we look back at an extraordinary year. *Swearing*

We celebrate Christmas with surprises, songs, laughter and the latest news on the deadly virus! *Swearing*