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Quentin, Eric and his Uncle Pete chillin at the crib, talking about their life and times.

Talky Talk


    • Dec 17, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 28m AVG DURATION
    • 53 EPISODES


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    David's Smoky Link & the Second-Hand Scrote

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2021 77:47


    Ho, ho, ho, chomos. The boys are tuning up for Christmas with their favorite Bible character David and his famous smoky link. Plus, the legend of Pete Davidson grows, camels get beautiful with Botox, and everybody is chasing after that scrote. You don't want to miss the Talky Talk guys talk about privates in a very public way! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    My First Hickey & the Striped Toothpaste Mind-bender

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 117:14


    This episode is finely aged by one week for your listening pleasure. Hear all about the naughty kid apology tour in Pete's neighborhood, the official age limit on hickeys, striped toothpaste that defies the laws of physics, and indigenous health experts who aren't all that indigenous after all. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Finally Free Britney & the Pilgrim Plot Twist

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 92:55


    Get bricked up for this special Thanksgiving edition of Talky Talk where the boys confront Taylor Swift, attempt to solve the mysterious allure of Pete Davidson and Paul Rudd, introduce the world to the next big rapper Lil Sac, and pitch a movie about genital-tickling aliens. It's what Christopher Columbus (the vampire) would have wanted. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Space Diapers & the Fall of Papa John

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 88:26


    The boys celebrate their nifty fifty with talk of Coloradans gone wild, pooping your pants in space, and Papa John eating 800 pizzas in a stunning fall from grace. Plus, will this be the year Eric finally hooks up with Taylor Swift (in a romantic way)? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Falling Foreign Frozen Poop & the Cocaine Hippos

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 84:43


    In Episode 49, we discover that Eric is Donald Trump's secret love child, decide to give Alec Baldwin a second shot, and reconnect with Cody Brody - everyone's favorite freeloading pothead. Plus, frozen poop falling from the sky, responsible parasites and Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos. What more could you ask for? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Quadriplegic Strippers & the Unemployed Wizard

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 86:58


    This episode gets wild and freaky right from the start. Taylor Swift gives Eric a major head rush, the boys are paid a visit by the former Wizard of New Zealand, we learn about Humpty Dumptruck the quadriplegic stripper, and Eric and Pete get funky with their own rendition of Ms. Jackson by Outkast.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Nicholas Cage Body Pillows & the Cracker Playboy Boss

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 86:43


    The besties are back with a new episode about violent toddlers, nutty squirrels and worshipping Nicholas Cage. Plus, watch for special appearances by surfer boy Cody Brody and the very shady Kevin Keith Kensington. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Talky Talk After Hours & the Martha Stewart Stanclub

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 78:55


    Things get hot and spicy on this latest episode. The boys discuss naked golf cart drivers, the old Memphis Dry Rub, the very steamy Martha Stewart and finish things up with a too-hot-to-handle duet of "I'll Make Love to You," as belted out by Quentin and Eric. Get ready for that cold shower, ladies and gentlemen! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Defecation of Character & the Diarrhea Beast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 78:37


    The boys show off their sophomoric sense of humor, joking about poop, poop and more poop. Plus, we dial up Eric's brother Jo Jo the Land Wizard and get to the bottom of McDonald's mysteries related to Grimace and the perpetually broken ice cream machines. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Mortuary Mario Kart & the Coca-Cola Kingpin

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 98:42


    Having cured worldwide racism, the Talky Talk boys turn their attention to Eric's good looks, redneck lottery winners, tickling dead people, and the most cutthroat corporate titan of all time. Plus, Pete and Quentin belt out the hit Oasis track Wonderwall in a duet you won't want to miss! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Forest Fire Fun & the Pediatric Face Tattoos

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 95:32


    The boys have a realization they may have a fast food addiction. NASCAR butt cracks and alcoholic Mountain Dew. Horny snakes and the end of racism. Yep. We are confused, too! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Taco Bell Intolerance & the Brain-Slurping Psychopath

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 85:30


    President Obama throws a house party that gets a little too turnt up. We discover Eric is a true psychopath. And, the podcast closes with a rousing and soulful a cappella rendition of "Just the Two of Us." Do you have what it takes to ride the emotional roller coaster that is Talky Talk? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Moist Fruitcake & the Fartlek 3000

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 74:16


    Easily the most disturbing episode in Talky Talk history, the boys address cremation, human pie ingredients, ethical dilemmas gone wrong and clubbing baby seals. Does this prove you can find humor in just about any subject? And stay tuned for the debut of two new segments - Post-Game Interview and Duet! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Deep Fried Bibles & the Flat-Footed Olympics

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 87:57


    In their 40th and perhaps most annoying podcast yet, the Talky Talk boys sing the alphabet song together and debate the correct pronunciation of Worcestershire sauce. If that doesn't make you stop listening, you will be rewarded with aliens on the lam, and surprise visits from Chuck Scraggles and our old devilish friend Lukifer. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Deez Nuggs & the Enemy of the Equator

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 116:44


    Popeyes new chicken nuggets, mac and cheese ice cream, and chilled mucus as the new cure for COVID. The Talky Talk boys leave no weird stone unturned in their latest podcast. And don't miss Quentin selling sunglasses to a blind man like his job depends on it.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Electric Outlet Innuendo & the Aviary Salute

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 93:50


    Warning: This episode contains male and female electrical parts and two-handed flip-offs and may not be suitable for children under the age of nine - the new drinking age as decided by the Talky Talk boys. Other hot topics include aged Trump Steaks, locking up the oldies and the craziest episode of Antiques Roadshow you ever did see. #FreeBillCosby  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Jimmy Badonkadonk & the Dark Side of Uranus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 96:09


    In a special tushy-themed edition of Talky Talk, the boys take a back seat to no one. No ifs, ands or buts about it. We learn about the Church of Sleepiness from our new bro Cody Brody. We also hear a compelling and emotional appeal to eliminate the color yellow from the world. Oh yeah, Happy Independence Day. Thank you, Will Smith, for our freedom! #WeWillNeverForget --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Simpin' Ain't Easy & the Breadstick Mafia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 80:27


    There is gobbledygook galore in this latest episode of Talky Talk. The boys cover a wide range of important topics, including the McAfee conspiracy, diarrhea on airplanes, Slim Jim inspectors, a Gen Z lingo tutorial and an update of Eric's dating life. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Patient Zero & the Flat Earth Factfest

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 89:43


    After a year and half hiatus, the boys reunite in a special edition of Talky Talk. Now an adult, Eric resumes his quest for a girlfriend. The fellas scientifically track down the origins of COVID-19 and touch on some other relevant topics like flat earth, BLM and life on Mars. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    McGruff the Criminal Dog & the Mountain Dew Babies

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 93:08


    It wouldn’t be Talky Talk without a little fast food dialogue and celebrity cage match action. Dig in to Episode 34! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Grandma’s Poison & the Caramel Snobs

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2020 84:02


    After a loooong hiatus, the boys return with some serious laughs. Eric learns to talk, Pete spits some bars and the guys take on the Cockfighting Hall of Fame. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Prison Prime Rib & the Demons of Dance

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2020 94:36


    The boyz have beef when Q and Eric fail to buy Pete an MLK Day present. Episode 32 is full of surprises, like Nicholas Cage Oscar talk, shaming the captain of the Titanic and teaching Eric about this little-known musician named Beyoncé. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Danger Phlegm & the Macaw Murders

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2020 69:21


    The guys ponder a world where math is outlawed and there’s no one to count on. They also tackle big topics, like a potential Rock & Roll Hall of Fame cage match and using macaws to cover up murders. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Lil Nostradamus & the Candyland Conspiracies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2020 83:06


    The boyz kick off the New Year with some banter about the Pope, World War III and shadow governments. Check it out! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Free Willie & the Heroism Epidemic

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2019 87:36


    The fellas shoot their shot in Episode 29, leaving nothing in the tank as we close out the last podcast of the year. We learn about Eric’s quiet but heroic tendencies, and Quentin plays a blind bus driver fighting to keep his job. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Exorcising with Kids & the Matrimony Ref

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2019 97:10


    Ho Ho Ho! In a special Christmas edition of Talky Talk, the fellas chat about tilted toilets, chatty mimes and Pat Sajak’s guts - all of Santa’s faves! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Caucasian Cats & the Death of Pig Latin

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2019 88:17


    What do brain-eating amoebas, Nick Cannon, Eggos and superstition all have in common? They are part of Episode 27 - check it out! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Podcast Prophets & the Aglet Muncher

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2019 99:16


    Eric invites the world to check out the podcast, and the fellas cover a wide range of topics, including candle day, faking your own death, baboon transition surgery and huggermuggers - there’s something for everyone! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Narcoleptic Zombies & the Booger King

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2019 79:54


    Plot twists abound in the 25th installment of Talky Talk. The fellas act out a drug bust and get a special visit from the Dark Lord himself, Luke-ifer. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Typeractive Moms & No Pregrets

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2019 105:20


    We’ll make no fauxpologies for this special Turkey Day edition of Talky Talk. The guys pick their ideal dinner guests and learn some new vocab in the latest installment of Urban Dictionary Challenge. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Mandalorian Oranges & Murder with Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2019 90:20


    In the GOAT of all Talky Talk podcasts, the guys drop 80’s slang, debate the merits of burning books and bras, and speculate on Joel Osteen’s future in the hip hop industry. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ethical Arson & That’s So Raven

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2019 90:20


    In Episode Double Deuces, the guys talk about their favorite cat expressions, murder at Popeye’s Chicken, and whether Betty White will outlive Clint Eastwood. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Stinky Pews & the Breast Milk Bandit

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2019 100:07


    The fellas exercise an abundance of bad taste and poor decorum on this latest episode, making the case for cannibalism, farting at church and stealing breast milk from babies. You definitely shouldn’t listen to this podcast. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ginger Worship & Babies with Rabies

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019 96:05


    In this special Halloween edition of Talky Talk, the fellas talk scary monsters, popular Halloween costumes and near-death coughing spells. Plus, Pete interviews his two neffs from Florida! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    President Madea & Polygamy for All

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2019 100:19


    In this latest episode, Eric makes his best case for polygamy, Q spreads religion and Pete focuses on keeping it gooch. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Nike Air Jesus & Widespread Mastication

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2019 98:33


    In Episode 18, the boys air their grievances about hemorrhoids, white guys named Chad and post-pubescent trick-or-treaters. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    BBQ Babies & the Self-Grooming Nazis

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2019 92:31


    In the edgiest episode of Talky Talk yet, the guys share their stripper names and decide when the babies must be eaten in order to save the planet. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Disney Demons & the Transgeriatric Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2019 91:13


    The fellas cover movies galore and identify their celebrity doppelgängers on this latest episode of Talky Talk. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Bloods vs. Crips & Intergalactic Poo

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2019 80:21


    The boys descend into potty talk in this week’s episode, much to Eric’s dismay. And, the guys take sides in the age-old debate between the Bloods and Crips. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Long Live Tupac & the Rise of the Snelfie

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2019 80:51


    Pete shares his disgust for fellow airline travelers, and the boys dish dirt on current events, including the Jenner girls and the three-eyed iPhone 11. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Butterscotch Dentures & the Best Buy Antichrist

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2019 81:29


    Lucky Episode 13 conjures up the Best Buy Antichrist and tackles Post Malone’s hygiene issues and new hit album. Plus, Eric makes homemade cookies and learns about the 21 levels of becoming a master chef. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Funeral Farts & the Pumpkin Spice Girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2019 87:45


    Talky Talk gains a new co-host in this latest episode. And, the boys chit-chat about hurricanes, chicken sandwich wars and all things pumpkin spice. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Cardamom B & the Milk Carton Kids

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2019 85:52


    Special guest Quentin Allen joins Pete and Eric for their latest pod. In this episode, the fellas start their own boy band and referee the ongoing feud between Popeyes and Chick-fil-A. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Satanists on Saturn & Pokémon No

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2019 73:50


    In the latest hebdomadal podcast, the boys discuss going back to school, angry McDonald’s customers, death metal, and Pete makes an impassioned 30-second plea to the entire world to find a girlfriend for Eric. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    3 A.M. Headbutts & the Holographic Moon

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2019 76:06


    On this episode, Eric convinces Pete the moon is fake. The boys also cover a wide range of hard-hitting topics, including sudden onset GI problems, 3 a.m. headbutts and getting kicked in the privates by Jackie Chan. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Flying Toenails & 5G Genocide

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2019 82:03


    The boys talk crazy headlines, 5G genocide, learn some new words, learn why Eric is wearing all orange and what to do when co-workers trim their toenails at work. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Carbon-Based Friends & The Lost Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2019 99:01


    Pete recounts a near-death experience, Eric dishes on his love-hate relationship with McDonald’s, White Castle becomes the future home of Eric’s ashes and the fellas are struck with a nasty case of déjà vu. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Openly Nosegay & Wrath of the Z-Rex

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2019 91:12


    Eric’s Imminent Death at Area 51 & 6-Hour Energy • Helen Keller Blind & Donut Comas • Openly Nosegay & Wrath of the Z-Rex --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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    Storming Area 51 & Bumfuzzle the Rapper

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2019 81:30


    Chuck Norris Storms Area 51 & Fast Food Lightning Round • Dirty Pool & The Tornado Kid • Golden Girls Pucker Up, Bumfuzzle the Rapper & Hooked on CTC --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Churlish Behavior & Will Smith Saves the Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2019 71:11


    Will Smith Saves the Day and Spidey Spoiler for Pete’s Sake • Bad Advice, Churlish Behavior and WWJD Fails Us All • Not-So-Smart Grandma, Foot Sanitizer & Eric Gets a Mansion --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    General So-and-So & the MSG Narc

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2019 78:43


    McSafe Word, General So-and-So & the MSG Narc • Not-So-Happy Camper, Blood Pudding & Cheating On McDonald’s --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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