The Dumb Zone

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneSome surprising moves made by the Dallas Cowboys cutting their roster down to 53 players. Our weekend check involves the Dumb Zone Comedy Night part 2, what should Dan do with his pizza party, and Too Good To Go. Plus, the Denton Spiderman bitten by a snake. For real. (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (53:02) - Sports: Cowboys cut Jaydon Blue (01:18:53) - A Blue Star Production (01:38:17) - News: Denton Spiderman bitten by a snake (01:59:12) - VM Birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Machine is back dropping fantasy football knowledge to help you win some cash this year. Joined as always by Fitz and Chuck with a special guest, John Daigle0:00 - Season Preview46:37 - Running Backs2:30:05 - Wide Receivers4:23:34 - Quarterbacks and Tight Ends5:25:10 - Targets and fades with John Daigle (00:00) - Season Preview (46:37) - Running Backs (02:30:05) - Wide Receivers (04:23:34) - Quarterbacks and Tight Ends (05:25:10) - Targets and fades with John Daigle ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

A 35 year old guy pretended to play in the NFL to date women and scam them and OJ Simpson tried doing a prank show like Punk'd and it went about as well as you thoughtSubscribe to hear the entire episode!Run sheet:Open: DZ comedy night tomorrow nightSports: Deshaun Watson and the fake NFL playerOJ Simpson: JuicedJared Sandler: dancing on dugouts and catching foul ballsNews: ICE with shocking glovesVM Birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack ManClosing remarks: JK Dobbins, Greg Biffel, and Lindsey Stirling ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe're live from the mothership of Half Price Books in Dallas of Northwest Highway. We're here for the book singing of "Skinny Dipping at Low Tides" by our friend, M.F. Hamlin. We also debut the new Deez Picks lineup for this season: TC, KT, and Mike Sirois! We kick around punishment ideas and have two clear winners in the clubhouse. Then we invite Jimmy Nelson and Julie Dobbs on what we titled "a firefighter and a fracture." (00:00) - Open: Live from Half Price Books with M.F. Hamlin (17:11) - Deez Picks: Sirois, KT, and TC (57:03) - RIP Dolly Parton (01:05:55) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:26:21) - Julie Dobbs and Jimmy Nelson (01:53:31) - News: TCU revokes a credential (02:14:06) - VM Birthdays/Today in History with M.F. Hamlin ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe're live from Cane Rosso at The Star! Brandon Aubrey thought it was cute Dan and Jake took a picture in front of a Cowboys sign, Jake loves Klayton Adams because of his role and path to the NFL, and what would it be like to be Romo's roommate in rehab? (00:00) - Open: Live from Cane Rosso at The Star (16:56) - Today in Twitter: Dan fights with Claude (36:03) - Sports: Jake's obsession with Klayton Adams (56:18) - Sesh: Romo in rehab (01:05:10) - Machine: Action is the Juice (01:27:21) - Jimmy Haslam comments on Deshaun Watson (01:36:45) - News: 14 days for shooting a bald eagle (01:54:25) - VM Birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe're back broadcasting in Texas after a glorious week and a half at Cowboys training camp. We see if the van made it back before the airplane, Joe Milton has looked great in this preseason, Deshaun Watson named the starter in Cleveland, and here we are talking about the WNBA again. The title for this episode: The Odyssey (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (55:29) - Sports: Joe Milton impresses in Phoenix (01:18:06) - A Blue Star Production (01:33:25) - Enes Kanter sitting court side at a WNBA game (01:47:54) - Deshaun Watson named the starter (02:05:28) - News: Jed York arrested in a mobile home (02:21:45) - VM Birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Training camp coverage is made free this week by Plumb Quick! Don't wait until water is coming through the ceiling to figure out who your plumber is. (469) 331-3669 or visit www.plumbquickcompany.comOur final day of camp comes at a good time because tensions have been boiling in the Airbnb and ends with Jake getting very upset with Dan. The Triplets stop by the table today as we talk about Madden ratings with Brandon Aubrey, Trent Sieg, and Bryan Anger. And then the news stays local, for us, as a dirt bike avoids police but stops for gas two different times. (00:00) - Open: Tensions run high at the Airbnb (33:59) - Sports: Camp observations (54:09) - The Triplets: Brandon Aubrey, Trent Sieg, and Bryan Anger (01:31:18) - Army recruiting gamers (01:49:44) - News: LA police chase of a dirt bike (02:09:21) - VM Birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Training camp coverage is made free this week by Plumb Quick! Don't wait until water is coming through the ceiling to figure out who your plumber is. (469) 331-3669 or visit www.plumbquickcompany.comExclusive "interviews" with Pacman Jones and Von Miller live from Cowboys training camp day number 5 for us. Reaction from the Cowboys-Saints joint practice that featured many fights and our big Viewer Mail segment from the tennis courts (00:00) - Open: Cowboys Saints joint practice (12:56) - Sports: Dan and Pacman Jones (41:15) - The Dumb Zone's exclusive 1-on-1 with Von Miller (01:17:48) - Big (Wednesday) Viewer Mail Bag (01:42:28) - Dodgers owner in federal trouble (01:59:58) - News: Dallas police to unleash barnacles (02:22:19) - VM Birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Training camp coverage is made free this week by Plumb Quick! Don't wait until water is coming through the ceiling to figure out who your plumber is. (469) 331-3669 or visit www.plumbquickcompany.comDay 4 on the tennis courts at Cowboys training camp in Oxnard, California. Sideline reporter for the Dallas Cowboys local radio broadcast, Kristi Scales, drops by to remind us the time Jimmy Johnson didn't like how the Cowboys played in a road game late in the season so he denied everyone food on the plane ride home. Then we had Camden Brown, the hero from the 1st preseason game, fresh off his two touchdown performance, we get him to weigh in on how to feel about showering with your dog. Then we're here as Von Miller gets introduced to the Dallas media (00:00) - Open: Day 4 at Cowboys training camp (31:40) - Kristi Scales: Jimmy denied food on team plane (01:17:18) - Camden Brown: hero of the first preseason game (01:33:56) - ESPN's tribute cut short by McAfee (01:56:31) - News: Drugged drinks and social experiments (02:22:35) - VM Birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Training camp coverage is made free this week by Plumb Quick! Don't wait until water is coming through the ceiling to figure out who your plumber is. (469) 331-3669 or visit www.plumbquickcompany.comJake and TC spent the weekend in LA and Blake traveled up to Seattle for the Cowboys-Seahawks game. Observations from the Cowboys road preseason win, the local broadcasts of the games, and the story of the war hero dog with an upset stomach (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (01:14:32) - Sports: Preseason presentations (01:33:26) - Cowboys beat the Seahawks (01:56:00) - News: War hero dog (02:18:21) - VM Birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Training camp coverage is made free this week by Plumb Quick! Don't wait until water is coming through the ceiling to figure out who your plumber is. (469) 331-3669 or visit www.plumbquickcompany.comThe Athletic's, Jon Machota, and Cowboys cornerback, Josh Butler, stop by the table on day 2 of Cowboys Training Camp. Plus, our first full night together in California, Dan's diamond notes, and Heart Attack Man joins Today in History (00:00) - Open: Night one in California (24:36) - Sports: Dan's Diamond Notes (32:54) - Jon Machota: Observations from camp (01:22:35) - Dustin Hoffman was at training camp (01:36:46) - Josh Butler: Becoming a TV star (01:59:26) - News: LA news is Grand Theft Auto (02:12:19) - Wireless at Training Camp (02:25:30) - Cowboys audio: Schotty with Kay Adams (02:44:19) - VM Birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Training camp coverage is made free this week by Plumb Quick! Don't wait until water is coming through the ceiling to figure out who your plumber is. (469) 331-3669 or visit www.plumbquickcompany.comWe've arrived in Oxnard, California for Dallas Cowboys training camp! We have stories from travel and the media party and most of us are happy with the Airbnb Dan chose. Plus, an A list celebrity walks by the tent and is immediately Kempspinned (00:00) - Open: Travel and media party stories with TC (48:42) - Sports: We're here at training camp (01:11:48) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:50:24) - News: McKinney band jump test (02:10:09) - VM Birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We have on Dominic Cotroneo, Milwaukee Brewers pre and postgame show host, who has done amazing work on the Service Time Podcast detailing MLB's labor battle and how we may not have baseball in 2027Subscribe to hear the entire show! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Road crew left for CaliforniaDominic Cotroneo: Service Time PodcastCowboys extend Quinnen WilliamsJake's idea to meet SchottyOn the ground reporting from Glove IslandNews: Down go flock camerasVM Birthdays/Today in HistoryClosing Remarks: Alexa on trial ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneIJB hit the road this weekend as Jake went up to Oklahoma City to open for Akaash Singh. TC went to Canton to watch the Hall of Fame game and its enshrinement ceremony presented by Hagger. And the rest of the show gives their mid weekend checks as we look forward to Cowboys training camp in 3 days (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (34:04) - TC at the Hall of Fame enshrinement (01:02:40) - Adam Vinatieri's roast (01:17:05) - An NFL murder cover up? (01:31:05) - News: Terroristic threat over anime (01:53:18) - VM birthdays (01:58:08) - Jake opens for Akaash Singh (02:27:04) - Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

How did Jake's first pitch go? Depends on who you askSubscribe to hear the entire show! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Recapping Jake's first pitchCody Alexander: Expectations for Christian Parker and Caleb DownsToday in Twitter: Luke Murray and Southlake kindergarten football coachTivo: Upcoming OJ Simpson prank TV showNews: Cell phone tower must look like a treeVM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe're live from the Loews Arlington Hotel pregaming for Jake to throw out the first pitch at the Rangers game. Our baseball friends, Jared Sandler and Dave Raymond stop by, as well as first time guest, Mike Bacsik (00:00) - Open: With Jared Sandler, Dave Raymond, and Mike Bacsik (37:27) - Mike Bacsik: Does he regret not doing steroids? (01:01:34) - Big (Wednesday) Viewer Mail Bag (01:14:25) - July MBR (01:41:34) - Training Camp announcement (01:48:55) - News: You don't want to get caught by the dog (02:04:24) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Our intern got in trouble again and we review audio from Jake going on Fox Local's, The Post, and gets treated way differently than he does with usHear the entire episode by subscribing to The Dumb Zone at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Jake on The PostSports: JJ Watt replacing Tony RomoThe WNBA trans controversySesh: Montreal strip clubs, scooters, and groundingNews: Do you have hidden photos?VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneThe Rangers have a rough weekend in Houston resulting in them most likely being sellers at the trade deadline. There's a new women's professional baseball league that began with a horrible rendition of the National Anthem. And today's news features THC's future in Texas and a missing miniature horse (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (51:21) - Sports: The Texas Rangers and the trade deadline (01:06:52) - FIFA denies PE (01:16:08) - Women's professional baseball league (01:33:22) - Christian Parker glazing (02:00:35) - News: THC's future in Texas (02:22:09) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Dan got ballsacked by a Mike Sirois bit from 10 years ago - Spikey MikeSubscribe to hear the entire episode! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: With Friday Mike SiroisCBS suspends Tony RomoBaker motivated by Bucs low contract offerDan mad at Baseball Hall of Fame Spikey Mike ballsacks DanNews: The worst person on earthVM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Catch every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneJulie Dobbs is with us live from Zoli's Pizza in Fort Worth! Dan is back and has closing remarks from the two shows he was gone. Jake wants movie food reigned in a little bit. Our FOIA came in from the Tony Romo arrest and we watch the footage with one of the dream team lawyers, Frank Cawley. Then, we review a few things Jerry Jones said from the Cowboys state of the team address from Oxnard, California. (00:00) - Open: Dan is back (26:35) - Jake saw The Odyssey (34:06) - Watching Romo arrest video with lawyer, Frank Cawley (01:16:06) - Cowboys state of the team address (01:35:10) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:54:26) - News: TV anchor suspended over free tickets (02:08:14) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

On today's Business Wednesday, Jake is joined by John Thornton Jr.Thornton Jr. is the executive director of HELD, an organization based in Greensboro, N.C. that helps people in poverty get out of it by giving them money. He arrived at this approach after spending years in the ministry, learning what works by doing it.He's also a standup comedian who has opened for Nate Bargatze and James Austin Johnson, among others, and uses his comedy to help raise funds for the organization.If you're interested, give to HELD here. Go Cowboys. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Today's preview takes you to Grand Prairie as Blake flew solo for a Lindsey Stirling concertSubscribe to hear the entire show!Run sheet:Open: Blake's Lindsey Stirling showSports: Black squirrel in DetroitLeBron's roster managementMedia's handling of Kyle Shanahan wreck News: Wilmer city officials arrestVM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get the two additional episodes each week of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneMike Sirois fills in for Dan today as we have a weekend check involving recapping our first DZ Comedy Night. Turns out, being the son of an NFL coach is tough, Kevin Vela explains what the future of sports "gaming" could look like, and Cam Ward shines in this latest season of Quarterback (00:00) - Open: Weekend check with Mike Sirois (41:51) - Kevin Vela: Future of gaming (01:05:24) - NFL coaches drama: Shanahan and Bieniemy (01:18:12) - Cam Ward steals the show (01:29:15) - Women's sports vs. featherweights (01:35:36) - News: New AI toilet startup, Throne (02:02:30) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Trump addressed the Los Angeles Dodgers during their White House visit and gets to hear what the grass used to be like and Tony Romo got arrested in Milwaukee, which you need to see the mugshot, but also Jake wants to know if CBS could use this to get out of the Romo contractTo hear the entire episode, subscribe to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Dan gets mogged at the gymSports: LeBron to PhillyNetflix's Quarterback seriesTrump addresses the Los Angeles DodgersNews: Tony Romo arrestedVM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe test Jake to see if he falls for all fake Dak pictures or just some, Dan's plea to get the Rangers on Fox 4 Plus, For The Numbers's 2026 Dallas Cowboys preview isn't very optimistic, and how is Baker Mayfield not still a Cleveland Brown? (00:00) - Open: The Winston Wolf reference (17:30) - Sports: Early BZZR impressions (38:39) - FTN's 2026 Dallas Cowboys preview (01:04:13) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:41:18) - Caitlin Clark + Baker Mayfield (02:04:51) - News: Meet Splash (02:30:11) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The WNBA seems to mishandle every controversy they encounter and ESPN lays off another round of employees, some during the middle of their showSubscribe to hear the entire episode! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Jake's trip to the NorthwestSports: It's soccer, GregWNBA can't get out of its own wayIndustry news: ESPN layoffsComedian, Megan KingNews: Boxer Hannah Rapp hit by carVM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneMajor Mike Sirois joins us to break down the British Open and golf's newest villain. Spain wins the World Cup and Trump wouldn't leave the stage. And former Cowboys be talking, and one in particular isn't making any sense (00:00) - Open: Weekend check with Mike Sirois (38:51) - Sports: Spain wins the World Cup (56:15) - Major Mike on the British Open (01:22:24) - Former Cowboys be talking (01:47:23) - News: 45 year Grapevine cold case solved (02:11:11) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Mike Sirois sits in for Jake today to explain how he was first row at Monday Night Raw in Dallas and Jared Sandler pops on to explain the switch from Victory+ to BZZR from the Texas Rangers perspectiveSubscribe to hear the entire show! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: With Friday Mike SiroisJared Sandler: Rangers switch to BZZRDan mad at Sirois about GBLNews: Olive Garden's Pasta PassVM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneJake is back in the states and has a wild airplane story to share. The Texas Rangers are shifting from Victory+ to whatever BZZR is. Dak Prescott is ranked 6th in the latest ESPN QB rankings and then we talk to our All-Pro friend, Brandon Aubrey (00:00) - Open: Jake's airplane drama (23:33) - Sports: Dak ranked 6th in QB rankings (42:48) - Rangers ditch Victory+ for BZZR (01:14:36) - The Brandon Aubrey Show (01:59:40) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (02:14:15) - News: Sunshine Protection Act (02:28:00) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Jake is joined by Tony Ortiz, founder of Current Revolt. CR is a right-leaning publication that primarily covers Texas politics. They discuss a myriad (bingo!) of topics, including: why being compared to TMZ is a good thing, what it's like to be a "political influencer," and Tony's recent meeting with representatives of a foreign government. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Today, we have Texas Rangers TV play-by-play man, Dave Raymond, in studio to hear why $100 million is really hard to live off of and you're not noticing thatSubscribe to hear the entire episode! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: With Dave RaymondSports: Jake's first pitchAudio: $10 million is hard to live off ofLife of an MLB TV broadcasterNews: Six Flags new rollercoaster, Tormenta: Rampaging RunDave's trip to the ERVM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe've got a weekend check which involves Dan with a weekend by himself and Blake participating in his softball league's home run derby. Jake falls for the swole Dak picture, we investigate this soccer momentum meter, and Dan has a bagful of MLB notes. Plus, if you had to rob a hotel safe and have only one piece of rope, are you bounding their hands or feet? (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (01:00:56) - Sports: Soccer's momentum meter (01:20:36) - Baseball: RIP CB, Roch, and pulling pitchers (01:50:45) - News: Rather bound hands or feet? (02:08:40) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Today's free preview is a portion of the June MBR including a Dan fight with his wife and notes from the showHear today's show by subscribing to The Dumb Zone at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: With Mike SiroisSports: Johnny Manziel mad at Sports Boy TonySchotty on a podcastJune MBRNews: Attempted murder over emotional affairVM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneIt's the release date of the college football video game which used to mean a midnight release and a finished product, now it means microtransactions in single player modes. Von Miller stirred up controversy, youth sports could be to blame for the U.S.'s lack of dominance in soccer, and Brett Yormark had too much Monster to handle this question appropriately (00:00) - Open: Microtransactions (27:27) - Brett Yormark juggling Monster and Texas Tech (45:43) - Why isn't the U.S. better at soccer? (01:00:10) - DFW Sports: Von Miller and GILF batting practice (01:13:57) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:54:25) - News: Kid struck by lightning playing video games (02:09:19) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We review the worst sports podcast out there, besides ours, to hear why LeBron is considering Dallas in free agency. Hint: it's not because of Cooper Flagg, but access to Africa and oil derricks. Plus, turns out Phil Mickelson was more like Tiger Woods than we thoughtEnjoying this free preview? The full show is even better. Subscribe at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: U.S. loses to BelgiumToday in Twitter: Spurs play-by-play guy bustedDan's Hawaii storySports: LeBron to the Mavs because of oilPhil Mickelson is hornyBlake's trip to MilwaukeeNews: Marshawn Kneeland had CTEVM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe're back with a week full of weekend check material as Jake broadcasts from Hawaii. Dan is mad the Marlins pulled their pitcher after 7 perfect innings, the red card was rescinded and the Belgium coach compared it to April Fools Day, and our biggest takeaways from the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce wedding and Kanye's concert in Military City, USA (00:00) - Open: July 4th week check (01:00:26) - Sports: Marlins pull Eury Perez (01:10:01) - Red card rescinded and Belgium ain't happy (01:29:35) - Biggest L this week: Matt Miller (01:42:54) - Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce wedding at MSG/Kanye in San Antonio (01:55:49) - News: Houston sets record for tallest cop (02:17:14) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe're live from Cane Rosso today for the final time before we celebrate America 250 next week. Julie Dobbs, Mike Sirois, and TC hang with us for some sports, laughs, and an emergency Viewer Mail featuring listening to an episode of IJB from 2018. (00:00) - Open: With Mike Sirois and Julie Dobbs (18:15) - Russini FaceTimed coaches to get out of tickets (41:42) - Micah Nori signed to 1 year coaching contract (55:10) - New MLB CBA has a max contract (01:16:22) - Emergency Viewer Mail Bag: 2018 IJB (01:35:45) - News: Prisoners have access to this? (01:47:43) - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneTeam Sweden vs. Team Japan at AT&T Stadium called for one man: Jim Knox. We throw it out to Knoxy on the prowl as fans began to make their way to Texas Live for the match. Then we discuss the Mavs selection in Round 1 of the 2026 NBA Draft: Morez Johnson Jr., who played for new coach, Dusty May, at Michigan. Finally, it's a big Viewer Mail bag and let's call Chappy on his birthday (00:00) - Open: With Jim Knox from Texas Live (13:24) - Dan's trip to Fort Worth (26:37) - Sports: Mavs select Morez Johnson Jr. (50:48) - Buster Posey raked over the coals (01:08:06) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:43:34) - News: What's up with pugs? (02:00:20) - VM birthdays/Today in History (02:34:35) - Closing remarks: Calling Chappy on his birthday ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

From Dave Campbell's Texas Football, Greg Tepper and Matt Stepp, are in the Den to reveal the 2026 DCTF Magazine and who was supposed to be on the cover until that whole gambling thingSubscribe to hear the entire show! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: With Greg Tepper and Matt SteppBrendan Sorsby was supposed to be on the coverSports: Jimmy Haslam trades another starWe say goodbye to Linda CohnBaker Mayfield's upcoming contractMatt Bruenig: Not a fan of BitcoinNews: Falsifying a birth certificate ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneA big weekend to catch up on featuring Chappy vs. the HOA, the Mavs hire a coach, and Dan is 100% in on Christian Parker after hearing his first press conference with the media (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (48:14) - Sports: Mavs hire Michigan's Dusty May (59:19) - Dan is stoked about Christian Parker (01:26:32) - Japan has a black goalie (01:38:08) - News: A Tesla hit a house (01:56:57) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Today's free preview takes us to sports where the head coach of an actual NFL team called The Dallas Cowboys, cries when asked about his wife. Plus, Friday Mike Sirois is distracted by the U.S. Open on TV, but only after he got mad at Dan for turning the TV on, but not to golf.Subscribe to hear the rest of today's episode! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Teasing upcoming eventsToday in Twitter: Obsession film director paid very littleSports: World Cup citizenship requirementsCowboys audio bag: Schotty criesWemby: welostNews: Big storms in DFWVM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneJake spills a secret about what he's been doing with his free time the past couple months, somebody compared James Woods to Ted Williams, and we're joined by a group in from Sweden for the World Cup (00:00) - Open: Jake has been doing this behind our backs (20:54) - Sports: James Wood vs. Ted Williams (40:25) - Today in Twitter: Cincinnati was aware of Sorsby's account (01:02:30) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:37:13) - News: Londoner Pub welcomes Fire Marshall (01:51:35) - Untold: Jamie Vardy (02:04:04) - VM birthdays/Today in History (02:33:13) - Closing Remarks: Our new Swedish friends ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

A girl dad of 2 took his daughters into the women's restroom at QT. He got the cops called on him. Then, Herschel Walker warns you about renting jet skis in the Bahamas.Subscribe to hear the whole show! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Live from the DZ RetreatSports: Brendan Sorsby enters NFL Supplemental DraftToday in Twitter: Jake vs. Chuck CoopersteinWhich bathroom do you take your kids to?News: Herschel Walker says beware of jet skisVM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe watched the UFC fight from the White House lawn so you didn't have to. OG Anunoby was on a different planet during his Good Morning America appearance. A woman was trapped quicksand in 4 days and Jim Nantz found a way to cry at the Canadien Open all live from the DZ Retreat in Broken Bow, Oklahoma (00:00) - Open: Live from the DZ Retreat (38:21) - Sports: Knicks seal the deal (01:11:55) - Nantz cries at the RBC (01:25:21) - UFC fight on the White House lawn (02:03:30) - News: Woman trapped in quicksand for 4 days (02:24:31) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Today's free preview is a section of today's Viewer Mail birthdays and Today in History which begins with a funny interaction between Mike Sirois and a handicapped man at the GSE and Norm's ode to HamburgerSubscribe to hear the entire episode! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Sirois asks us to not play somethingSports: Tarps off, hogs outTexas Tech responds to the hatersUFC fight on the lawnRevisiting the World Cup announcement from 2024Dallas Stars renderingsNews: Dump your kid in a boxVM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get the additional two episodes per week of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneThe Spurs blow a major opportunity to tie the series at 2-2, but watched their 29 point 2nd half lead whittle away. Dan gets ball sacked by a picture of Peter Herbstreit court side, but was not ball sacked by the Space Force induction next to the Imperial army. Dan had to sprint this morning, Jake's moving out, and a big bag of Viewer Mail. (00:00) - Open: Dan had to sprint to make the show (17:33) - Sports: Congressional baseball game (30:04) - Spurs choke away game 4 (56:00) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:25:17) - Today in Twitter: Space Force picture was real (01:34:55) - News: Phil Mickelson in hot water (01:55:39) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

TC and Jake recently sat down with The Atlantic's Liz Bruenig, noted Christian thinker, to talk about Christianity and how religion functions in the modern world. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Today's free preview takes us to Today in History where we have the worst day of musician birthdays, but it does lead us to a Puddle of Mudd sing-a-long. And then for a part playground myth, part movie trope: didn't you think a policeman would've commandeered your vehicle by now?Run sheet:Open: 5 year old didn't lock inSports: Sorsby eligibility backlashSpurs win game 3World Cup ticket pricesNews: Electronics police dogVM birthdays/Today in HistoryHear this episode and all episodes of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZone ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe recap a very successful 2026 Dumb Zone Generic Summer Event that was filled with good music, mid bits, and great people. Texas Tech money whipped their way into getting their starting QB back for this season, Knicks are winners of 13 in a row lead by former Maverick, Jalen Brunson, who should be the MVP if they win, and got a little sin burn? Try some Son screen next time (00:00) - Open: GSE recap (46:45) - Sports: Brenden Sorsby reinstated (01:03:52) - Generational run from the Knicks (01:24:42) - NFL player eats phone (01:35:41) - News: Student falls through manhole at Texas State (01:53:02) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Here is the 2026 Dumb Zone Generic Summer Event live from Four Corners Brewing Company! Acts from Prophets & Outlaws and Quaker City Night Hawks, Brandon Aubrey joins us as he's introduced by a special guest, plus Dumb Zone Family Feud hosted by KT all sponsored by Community Mechanical! (00:00) - Welcome to the DZ GSE (28:19) - Dumb Zone Family Feud (01:04:20) - Brandon Aubrey (01:28:15) - Prophets & Outlaws (02:17:35) - Sponsor love (02:34:54) - Quaker City Night Hawks (03:19:43) - Dumb Zone. Fuck Yeah. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We've got Friday Mike Sirois, who is now appendix-less, with us to celebrate the pre-GSE. Hear some of today's news featuring a former Wylie teacher in trouble who looks like Blake and Elizabeth Smart, from kidnapping victim to the Moth on The Masked Dancer.Subscribe to hear the entire episode! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Sirois losing his pendySports: Excitement or agony over World CupSchaudio: Valentine's Date with the Super BowlShort words with SiroisNews: Screwworms screwing up our beefVM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack ManClosing Remarks: Birthday Matt Dallas ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★