The Dumb Zone

Today's free preview is a section of today's Viewer Mail birthdays and Today in History which begins with a funny interaction between Mike Sirois and a handicapped man at the GSE and Norm's ode to HamburgerSubscribe to hear the entire episode! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Sirois asks us to not play somethingSports: Tarps off, hogs outTexas Tech responds to the hatersUFC fight on the lawnRevisiting the World Cup announcement from 2024Dallas Stars renderingsNews: Dump your kid in a boxVM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get the additional two episodes per week of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneThe Spurs blow a major opportunity to tie the series at 2-2, but watched their 29 point 2nd half lead whittle away. Dan gets ball sacked by a picture of Peter Herbstreit court side, but was not ball sacked by the Space Force induction next to the Imperial army. Dan had to sprint this morning, Jake's moving out, and a big bag of Viewer Mail. (00:00) - Open: Dan had to sprint to make the show (17:33) - Sports: Congressional baseball game (30:04) - Spurs choke away game 4 (56:00) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:25:17) - Today in Twitter: Space Force picture was real (01:34:55) - News: Phil Mickelson in hot water (01:55:39) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

TC and Jake recently sat down with The Atlantic's Liz Bruenig, noted Christian thinker, to talk about Christianity and how religion functions in the modern world. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Today's free preview takes us to Today in History where we have the worst day of musician birthdays, but it does lead us to a Puddle of Mudd sing-a-long. And then for a part playground myth, part movie trope: didn't you think a policeman would've commandeered your vehicle by now?Run sheet:Open: 5 year old didn't lock inSports: Sorsby eligibility backlashSpurs win game 3World Cup ticket pricesNews: Electronics police dogVM birthdays/Today in HistoryHear this episode and all episodes of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZone ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe recap a very successful 2026 Dumb Zone Generic Summer Event that was filled with good music, mid bits, and great people. Texas Tech money whipped their way into getting their starting QB back for this season, Knicks are winners of 13 in a row lead by former Maverick, Jalen Brunson, who should be the MVP if they win, and got a little sin burn? Try some Son screen next time (00:00) - Open: GSE recap (46:45) - Sports: Brenden Sorsby reinstated (01:03:52) - Generational run from the Knicks (01:24:42) - NFL player eats phone (01:35:41) - News: Student falls through manhole at Texas State (01:53:02) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Here is the 2026 Dumb Zone Generic Summer Event live from Four Corners Brewing Company! Acts from Prophets & Outlaws and Quaker City Night Hawks, Brandon Aubrey joins us as he's introduced by a special guest, plus Dumb Zone Family Feud hosted by KT all sponsored by Community Mechanical! (00:00) - Welcome to the DZ GSE (28:19) - Dumb Zone Family Feud (01:04:20) - Brandon Aubrey (01:28:15) - Prophets & Outlaws (02:17:35) - Sponsor love (02:34:54) - Quaker City Night Hawks (03:19:43) - Dumb Zone. Fuck Yeah. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We've got Friday Mike Sirois, who is now appendix-less, with us to celebrate the pre-GSE. Hear some of today's news featuring a former Wylie teacher in trouble who looks like Blake and Elizabeth Smart, from kidnapping victim to the Moth on The Masked Dancer.Subscribe to hear the entire episode! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Sirois losing his pendySports: Excitement or agony over World CupSchaudio: Valentine's Date with the Super BowlShort words with SiroisNews: Screwworms screwing up our beefVM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack ManClosing Remarks: Birthday Matt Dallas ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneDan went to Costco and came away overwhelmed. The Mavs and Stars are moving north just as the AAC was getting settled in. Jalen Brunson and the Knicks take game 1 in San Antonio and is it legal to put down your own animal? (00:00) - Open: Dan's trip to Costco (41:35) - Sports: Mavs and Stars are moving north (01:03:30) - Knicks take game 1 (01:16:19) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:43:23) - Democrats plan to steal back the manosphere (01:53:36) - News: Can you kill your own pet? (02:05:52) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

There's big moves in the NFL, and the Mavericks have announced their arena intentions. Also Dan's daughter Eden joins the show to talk about Backrooms.Subscribe to hear the entire show! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Come to the Generic Summer Event!Sports: Texas Tech softball and big NFL tradesMavericks announce plans to build at Valley ViewEden McDowell and Kent Garrison discuss BackroomsDumb Zone News: Soccer Opera, Whaling Wall artist suesVM Birthdays/Today in HistoryToday In Twitter/Closing Remarks ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe come back from a big NBA weekend to discuss the outcome of the Spurs-Thunder series. Sarah Hepola sits in on the latter half. We're also joined by a man from the news, Israel Luna. We previously covered the story of his studio being raided by DPD. He explains the truth of the matter. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Steve Sarkisian threw Texas Tech under the bus for their weak schedule. Joey McGuire responds by saying he'd buy out their week 1 games so they can play at AT&T Stadium. Your move, Sark.Subscribe to hear the entire show! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Sirois on scene of Dallas apartment explosionSports: Initial MLB CBA proposalJoey McGuire fires back at Steve SarkisianNBA's new draft lottery systemMay MBRNews: People stuck on rollercoaster in GalvestonVM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe begin with conflicting reports from Kyler Murray and JJ McCarthy and how their QB room's vibes are as both are competing for the starting spot in Minnesota. College football remains the Wild Wild West, but this new bill aims to at least restore some of our favorite rivalries. Then, Sam Anderson from the Quaker City Nighthawks joins us to hear the Roast Twins eviscerate a song that hasn't even been released yet ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Former Dallas Mavericks owner, Mark Cuban, joined the show to talk about his current venture, Cost Plus Drugs, plus the sale of the Mavs from his perspective and his current outlooks on the league including the league's flopping and officiating problemsHear the entire interview with Mark Cuban, plus the rest of the show by subscribing to The Dumb Zone at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Primetime movie trailerSports: Geography impacts on sports teamsMark Cuban: Cost Plus Drugs and Mavs talkNews: Hammerhead shark bites 17 year oldVM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe have a big weekend check spanning Memorial Day weekend, Johnny Manziel is now trying his hand at MMA, the Rangers no-hit, and Waymo's are done in Dallas (00:00) - Open: Memorial Day weekend check (01:03:52) - Sports: Rangers no-hit (01:15:22) - The lowest moment in the life of Johnny Manziel (01:32:15) - Texas Tech-Florida softball drama (02:04:01) - News: Waymo is done in Dallas (02:26:39) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

It's official... the term MNBA has caught on. Plus, Mike Sirois explains Survivor's big folly when trying to do some live televisionSubscribe to hear the entire episode! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: RIP Kyle BuschDan at Ithaca College's graduationSports: Cowboys benefit from restTiVo: Survivor's follyNews: Farmersville racist textVM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Catch every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneDan is back from driving across the east coast and delay-free Dan is the best Dan. The writing was on the wall for Jason Kidd after the hiring of Massai Ujiri. We speak with someone currently being sued by Klay Thompson over his Tik Tok and a Facebook post can get you jail time in Trinidad, Texas (00:00) - Open: Dan's theory why you should kids old (14:44) - Sports: Jason Kidd fired (35:12) - RetroHoopers: Klay Thompson edits (50:43) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:29:00) - Massai Ujiri is not used to being nice to people (01:36:53) - News: Facebook post leads to jail time in Trinidad (01:55:27) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Brent Money was a longtime Ticket P1 and diehard BaD Radio listener for many years. He has found himself smart enough to become a State Representative for SD2 (Greenville, Commerce, Canton). What is politics? What is government? How big of a threat is Sharia Law to the state of Texas? Brent and Jake discuss these topics as well as welfare, school funding, the role of a religious representative in a liberal democracy.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

People are using pipe bombs to blast fish at Lewisville Lake now and Tim Sparks, President of Daland Corporation, is bringing retro Pizza Huts back and he joins the show to explain how it got started and how the restaurants with the checkered tablecloths and red cups are goingSubscribe to hear the full show! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Jake at a 1st grade graduationSports: Wemby vs. SGAIowa basketball coach's wife versus the play-by-play guyDan obsessed with hotel hallway carpetNews: Wade Mode didn't save this CybertruckTim Sparks: Bring retro Pizza Huts backVM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneComedian, Lawrence Rosales, sits in with us today as Dan begins his trek back to Texas. Did you know this year's PGA Championship was played near Philadelphia? If not, here's a Rocky montage. Why is it funny when Asians say "diarrhea" and San Antonio 1st and 2nd graders run a marathon... kind of (00:00) - Open: Weekend check with Lawrence Rosales (52:53) - Sports: PGA Championship in Philly (01:16:13) - Tomoyuki Sugano battles Diamondbacks and diarrhea (01:30:39) - News: Tall people meet up in Houston (01:51:19) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Apparently, Katie Couric got to the bottom of the Rod Stewart rumor about 15 years ago with Rod Stewart himself. Plus, Dallas has painted over one of its best murals for soccerSubscribe to hear the entire episode! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Blake's Steve Beuerlein CameoSports: Don't be late to your tee timeCowboys schedule: Super Bowl or bustTales from Dan's road tripRod Stewart addressed the stomach pump rumorNews: Dallas whaling wall painted overVM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneFresh off his mayoral victory in Mount Vernon, Texas, Greg Ostertag joins us to recount Dan stealing his baseball pants at a charity baseball game and which Dallas owner he can't stand. Plus, Prophets & Outlaws are in studio with us as we do Viewer Mail and another lawsuit over a local advertiser (00:00) - Open: With Prophets & Outlaws (24:04) - Sports: Rangers win despite Corey Seager (28:14) - Kars 4 Kids lawsuit (39:01) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (49:07) - New Mayor of Mount Vernon, Greg Ostertag (01:26:37) - Gummy thoughts (01:41:00) - News: Southwest says no more robots (01:55:28) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Jake has an interesting way to spice up your daily recommended vegetable intake and a snippet of our review of Seth Harp's, Fort Bragg Cartel, detailing Delta Force's impact on the war in the Middle East and how they return home addicted to the juiceSubscribe to hear today's show! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZone ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneDan is still on the road delivering fun facts about the tunnels he drove through. Mike Sirois and Bric are in studio with us as we do a weekend check, check in on the Rangers, and play some audio from the Kevin Hart Roast (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (59:27) - Sports: Maple Leafs press conference (01:09:13) - Kevin Hart Roast (01:27:36) - News: Muslims being sued and events canceled (01:54:34) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneDan joins us live from a Love's bathroom as he hits the road to Clemson. The Mavs introduce their "Masai" as he tells fans to move on because winning is coming. The Rangers stink, big Wednesday Viewer Mail, and Dan mad at Blake for messing up Today in History (00:00) - Open: Dan on the road (19:37) - Sports: Mavs introduce Masai Ujiri (01:01:50) - Rangers approaching sellers territory (01:10:20) - Big (Wednesday) Viewer Mail Bag (01:39:35) - News: Danny Duncan fight at Whataburger (02:04:04) - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Do you think the Cowboys front office is kind of a zoo at times? Well, we have confirmation now after watching ESPN's "The Pick Is In." Let's compare NFL front offices during the most hectic day of their year and how Jerry is giving tours up until the pick of Caleb DownsSubscribe to hear the entire episode! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Dan's upcoming road tripThe Pick Is In reviewJimmy Nelson: How to drive a fire truckNews: Spayce bust follow-upVM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneThe Athletic's, Jon Machota, joins us for some never before heard audio from the Cowboys war room over the NFL draft weekend, Ted Emrich is hanging with us all day long as the Mavs make a bandaid hire and we review the month of April with our MBR (00:00) - Open: Weekend check with Ted Emrich (32:56) - Jon Machota: Getting to know the Cowboys rookies (59:23) - Mavs make a hire, Masai Ujiri (01:05:03) - April MBR (01:33:14) - News: Greg Ostertag wins election (01:51:50) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Former WFAA sportscaster, Dale Hansen, joins the show to detail how his Michael Sam commentary lead him to Kevin Costner and a hilarious moment involving George Riba and Melissa StarkSubscribe to hear the entire episode! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZone ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneThe Rangers lost the series, but won the war in the stands. This just in: Mike Vrabel announces retirement from the NFL to go work at JP Morgan. And a major show announcement about the DZ GSE (00:00) - Open: DZ GSE announcement (28:41) - Sports: Rangers take one against the Yankees (52:34) - Brendan Sorsby heads to rehab (01:03:41) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:30:28) - News: Mike Vrabel's application to JP Morgan (02:01:51) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Paige Bueckers addresses the media about the situation with Azzi Fudd and promises there won't be any issues... Ok.Subscribe to hear the entire show! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRun sheet:Open: Jake's first pitch canceledSports: Stars-Wild tied, Flagg wins ROYPaige Bueckers addresses the concernsWhat is D210 Sports?News: TxDOT's new flowers appVM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneCaleb Downs is a Cowboy. Is it because he beat Schotty in a putting competition? Maybe. Arvell Reese was not prepared for this question from the Disability Channel. And Jake is suspended from Twitter again (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (48:11) - Sports: Grading Cowboys draft (01:10:46) - Audio from Cowboys draft weekend (01:44:16) - News: Kangaroo on the loose in Abilene (02:03:35) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear the entire episode by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneHear a portion of our interview with our new favorite volleyball player, Jordan Lucas, and the sit in tries to take over the newsFull show run sheet: Open: Cowboys get DownsRams have surprise of the nightJordan Lucas: Our new favorite volleyball playerNews: (Not Brandon) Aubrey hostage situationVM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear our reaction to Round 1 of the 2026 NFL Draft. With Ted Emrich, John Hampton, and Dominic Robinson with a special appearance by Steve Beuerlein! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneIt's draft day in the NFL so we review the 2014 movie, Draft Day, with Kevin Costner and talk with Brandon Aubrey, who just signed a 4 year extension with the Dallas Cowboys. We also discuss what the Cowboys should do tonight, deliver Viewer Mail, and which former President crashed the Cowboys pre-draft press conference (00:00) - Open: Radio's Brad Steele (10:31) - Cowboys: Bill Clinton breaks in (18:29) - The Brandon Aubrey Show (01:11:06) - The 2026 NFL Draft Name Game (01:18:01) - Cowboys needs in the draft (01:27:30) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:56:25) - Draft Day movie review (02:15:05) - News: 24 year old cold case solved (02:24:10) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear the entire episode by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneThe Athletic's, Jon Machota, joins us to detail what he thinks the Dallas Cowboys should do in round one of the NFL draft and today's news takes us to a sexual encounter bust in Dallas which convinces Dan he needs to make new friends ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Catch every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneMerry 4/20 to all those who celebrate, Brandon Aubrey receives his extension from the Cowboys, and a big weekend check involving an arrest (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (55:15) - Sports: Brandon Aubrey extended (01:25:51) - Today in Twitter: Nike takes down ad (01:36:43) - News: Breaking Bad minivan death (01:55:38) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Today's episode made free by Elixir Uptown!We're live from Eliseo's bar in Downtown Dallas with Friday Mike Sirois! Cowboys draft talk, some baseball Blake, and Dan's old intern, High School Mike, drops by to explain the bear problem in Japan (00:00) - Open: Live from Elixir Uptown (16:21) - Sports: Cowboys don't follow consensus in drafts (27:21) - Baseball Blake: prospect signings (41:10) - Beyond the Clip: Clavicular walks out of 60 Minutes (01:26:40) - News: Man defends girlfriend with his car (01:45:26) - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man (02:15:07) - Closing Remarks: Eliseo and High School Mike ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneThe Dallas Wings have decided they will not entertain any questions asked about Azzi Fudd and Paige Bueckers's relationship, Dianna Russini resigns from The Athletic amidst the Mike Vrabel controversy, and Fox 4 and Trackdown's, Shaun Rabb, joins us in studio (00:00) - Open: WHL The Moon edition (27:05) - Dianna Russini resigns (43:57) - Wings shoot down relationship question (53:48) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:26:05) - Fox 4's Shaun Rabb (01:58:46) - News: Plano using AI for graduation (02:22:07) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Education policy analyst Lynn Davenport examines the challenges facing public education in Texas, highlighting the influence of money, political agendas, and the trend toward privatization. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Here's a snippet of today's Kids Content Corner and this is how much ear piercings cost??Full episode run sheet:Open: Kids Content CornerSports: Jake wants a BuckeyeWNBA spring draft nets Wings next power coupleTiVo: Queen of ChessTed Emrich: Back from The MastersNews: Baby Jessica arrestedVM birthdays/Today in HistorySubscribe to hear the whole show! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZone ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneRory McIlroy wins back-to-back Masters and Jim Nantz is there to be a creep. Who loves the smell of their own farts more? Golf or space? And the Rangers take one from the Dodgers and has the presentation of sports gotten worse? (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (49:55) - Sports: Rory wins again at The Masters (01:16:58) - Self-importance meter: golf vs. space (01:27:09) - Rangers weekend in LA (01:40:59) - News: Hollowed out Bibles (02:06:34) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

In today's preview, catch the back half of Today in History and some of our closing remarks involving another period book for Dan to readHear the entire episode by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZone ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneDan's problem is he found a dead rabbit in his pool skewer and his wife made him clean it up. Jake's problem is Dan asked if Buc-ee's started in Texas. Somehow, we manage. Dianna Russini sheds light on how she was getting inside info, big Thursday Viewer Mail bag, and a wild story out of Godley involving the police, a prostitute, a sex ed class, and a girl Jake went to high school with (00:00) - Open: Dan's dead bunny (24:36) - Sports: Troy Aikman's conundrum (33:37) - Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel (57:12) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail bag (01:40:13) - News: Godley's prostitution ring (02:02:49) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Brian Schottenheimer is the gift that keeps on giving. He thinks he's awesome because he pays for dinners and was a prodigy at 32. We need good football players, Schotty. Ping pong skills are irrelevant.Hear the entire episode by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZone ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe have a long Easter weekend to catch up on, the Rangers were the cause of our painful Sunday night with a reverse sweep situation at home, and Lamar Odom isn't the greatest person in the world (00:00) - Open: Easter weekend check (53:52) - Sports: Rangers swept (01:29:01) - Lamar Odom documentary (01:38:24) - News: Houston man stuck in chimney (01:49:10) - VM birthdays/Today in History (02:15:50) - Closing remarks: Puddle Pools ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe're live from the bus at Texas Rangers Opening Day! We're joined by Texas Rangers broadcaster, Jared Sandler, and former Fox Sports Southwest hall of famer, Jim Knox, who takes out the wireless (00:00) - Open: Live from the bus (27:44) - Sports: CB Bucknor (39:56) - March MBR (01:14:46) - Jared Sandler: 2026 Rangers outlook (01:39:15) - News: Pooh Shiesty Pooh Shiesty (01:53:50) - Jim Knox with the wireless (02:20:39) - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneDan is not a fan of the 7 a.m. workout, The Handoff is back, Lori Brown from Fox 4 stops by in studio to explain where the Mavs could move to after the AAC, and Gucci Mane kidnapped?? In Dallas?? (00:00) - Open: Dan hated the 7 a.m. workout (08:41) - Sesh: Jaden Ivey waived (36:52) - The Handoff: Smoothies (51:17) - Lori Brown: Mavs new home at City Hall (01:16:03) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:54:35) - News: Gucci Mane kidnapped (02:10:03) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Jake sits down with three candidates for school board in Grapevine-Colleyville. Matthew White (Place 5) is running against incumbent AJ Pontillo. Lindsey Sheguit (Place 6) is running against incumbent Diana Sager. Darrell Brown (Place 7) is running against incumbent Mary Humphrey. Election Day is May 2. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneDarrell "Housh" Doucette joins the show to talk about playing NFL players in flag football and why he knew Team USA would take care of business ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneBaseball is back and in a big way with opening weekend with ABS an absolute success. The Cowboys can't beat the Eagles, but damnit the Rangers take down the Phillies in their first series of the season. Weekend check, a cringe interview with Ken Griffey Jr., and Cody Alexander says it's out with the old, in with the new as the Dallas Cowboys hire defensive coordinator, Christian Parker.  (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (30:09) - Cody Alexander: Christian Parker's defense (01:06:37) - Sports: First weekend with ABS (01:35:56) - Rangers win opening series in Philadelphia (01:50:39) - News: An illegal tip pool (02:13:00) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear the entire show by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneHear a portion of today's "Today in History" with Heart Attack Man and Friday Mike Sirois!Run sheet:0:00 - Open: Dan got walk mogged17:26 - Sports: Rangers drop the opener28:20 - Sesh: Caleb Williams, The Ice Man50:45 - TiVo: Sam Kinison's Louder Than Hell1:13:10 - Youth sports weekend1:27:34 - News: YouTube and Meta on the hook1:43:10 - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe're live from Zoli's Pizza in Fort Worth and we begin with a book review by Dan informing Julie on How To Become A Woman. Then Emily Jones stops by on MLB Opening Day and a fat Viewer Mail which asks the question, if mouse is the singular version of mice, why don't we call a piece of rice "rouse"? (00:00) - Open: Dan reviews On Becoming a Woman with Julie Dobbs (29:22) - Sports: MLB Opening Day (55:49) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:28:09) - Puka Nacua's biting with Emily Jones (01:44:04) - News: Dog breeding ring busted (02:02:55) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★