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The Immigrant Section is a weekly show where guests join Abbas Wahab, Sudanese-Canadian Standup Comedian, to talk about funny cultural similarities/differences, current events, and sometimes more. It's raw and unfiltered, for your listening pleasure. Enjoy!

Abbas Wahab


    • Jun 3, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 7m AVG DURATION
    • 254 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from The Immigrant Section

    Mosques and Mexicans

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2025 30:34


    Abbas goes off about visiting a car museum in Tacoma, dropping into mosques on the road, how white Portland is, and a cool thing about Mexicans. SEE ME ON THE ROAD

    God Bless Crazy Tom Cruise

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 37:00


    Abbas goes off about doing a private gig at a car club, going back to Toronto, problems with the new Mission Impossible, and comedians who create liquors.  TOUR DATES Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Kelowna, BC - June 25 Victoria, BC - June 26 Kamloops, BC - June 27 Vancouver, BC - June 28 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

    Stay In Your Lane

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 36:56


    Abbas goes off about the D.C. shows, replacing the steering rack in his car, the Toronto Maple Leafs loss, and the new Bill Burr special. TOUR DATES Toronto, ON - May 23 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Kelowna, BC - June 25 Victoria, BC - June 26 Kamloops, BC - June 27 Vancouver, BC - June 28 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

    Car Camping is Overrated

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 35:54


    Abbas goes off about sleeping in the VW van in California, doing the Smoking Tire podcast, hanging out at the Comedy Store, and the new-dad life. TOUR DATES Washington, D.C. - May 15 Toronto, ON - May 23 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Victoria, BC - June 26 Vancouver, BC - June 28 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    Sleeping in a Hippie Van

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025 34:35


    Abbas goes off about Mark Carney winning Canada's election, Barcelona's Lamine Yamal, trying to help a mouse, the going to Southern California with a VW ID Buzz van. TOUR DATES San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 2 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Toronto, ON - May 23 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Victoria, BC - June 26 Vancouver, BC - June 28 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    The Mouse Hunter

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 41:09


    Abbas goes off about having mice he can't find, weird characters in his neighbourhood, missing his flight in Miami, and of course, a little Diddy update. Watch My Comedy Special!  See me on the road! San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 2 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Toronto, ON - May 23 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Victoria, BC - June 26 Vancouver, BC - June 28 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    Broken BMW

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 33:40


    Abbas goes off about going down to Texas for shows, getting booted in Austin, an amazing car collection, and having the rental break down and having to switch cars. Watch My Comedy Special!  See me on the road! Chicago, IL - Mar 27 Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30 Colorado Springs, CO - April 5 Pueblo, CO - April 6 Detroit, MI - April 10 Boston, MA - April 12 Miami, FL - April 17 San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 2 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    Stroke Dad and No Weed

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 47:37


    Abbas goes off about taking care of his debilitated dad, the life of PSWs, taking a weed break and the annoying dreams, Canada's election candidates, and his theory on immigrants in Canada.  Watch My Comedy Special!  See me on the road! London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20 Austin, TX - Mar 21 Dallas, TX - Mar 23 Chicago, IL - Mar 27 Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30 Detroit, MI - April 10 Boston, MA - April 12 Miami, FL - April 17 San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 2 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    The Diddy Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2025 34:32


    Abbas goes off about Diddy's lawyer quitting, the latest accusations against him, Trump kicking out Zelensky, and the new Epstein list dropping. Watch My Comedy Special!  See me on the road! London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20 Austin, TX - Mar 21 Dallas, TX - Mar 23 Chicago, IL - Mar 27 Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30 Detroit, MI - April 10 Boston, MA - April 12 Miami, FL - April 17 San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 2 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    The Worst Email to Get

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 55:26


    Abbas goes off about Canada beating the US in hockey, Elon Musk going after federal employees, actors playing gay roles, and the new Captain America movie. See me on the road! Edmonton, AB - Feb 26, 27 Calgary, AB - Feb 28, 01 London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20 Austin, TX - Mar 21 Dallas, TX - Mar 23 Chicago, IL - Mar 27 Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30 Detroit, MI - April 10 Boston, MA - April 12 Miami, FL - April 17 San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 2 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 **Sorry about the poor audio there was a recording issue**   Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    Scariest Time to Fly

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 40:21


    Abbas goes off about the upside down Delta flight, other recent crashes and what's going on, the type of people in Bushwick, and getting used to NYC parking NEW TOUR DATES! Brooklyn, NY - Feb 19 Edmonton, AB - Feb 26, 27 Calgary, AB - Feb 28, 01 London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20 Austin, TX - Mar 21 Dallas, TX - Mar 23 Chicago, IL - Mar 27 Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30 Detroit, MI - April 10 Boston, MA - April 12 Miami, FL - April 17 San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 2 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    Kendrick Lamar's Cheeky Smile

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025 36:36


    Abbas goes off about Kendrick's half-time show performance, being on a Super Bowl ad, cost of living in the US vs. Canada, and fantasizing about the 911 GT3RS. NEW TOUR DATES! Brooklyn, NY - Feb 19 Edmonton, AB - Feb 26, 27 Calgary, AB - Feb 28, 01 London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20 Austin, TX - Mar 21 Dallas, TX - Mar 23 Chicago, IL - Mar 27 Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30 Detroit, MI - April 10 Boston, MA - April 12 Miami, FL - April 17 San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 2 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    LIVE From Brooklyn

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 30:40


    Hey y'all sorry for disappearing, I was moving to NYC..we're back to regularly scheduled programming! Abbas goes off about life in Brooklyn, the Tariff war between the US and Canada, Katt Williams on Theo Von, and Ferrari's crazy new customer plan. NEW TOUR DATES! Toronto, ON - Feb 06 Brooklyn, NY - Feb 19 Edmonton, AB - Feb 26, 27 Calgary, AB - Feb 28, 01 London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20 Austin, TX - Mar 21 Dallas, TX - Mar 23 Chicago, IL - Mar 27 Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30 Detroit, MI - April 10 Boston, MA - April 12 Miami, FL - April 17 San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 3 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/  

    Looking Back at 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2024 59:20


    Abbas and Dante look back at 2024, from Katt Williams to Terrence Howards to Trump to Hawk Tuah, and maybe more? Enjoy your New Year and we'll see y'all in 2025! Tell Me Your City! socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Producer www.instagram.com/chezdante/  

    Henry Cavill Was a Better Superman

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2024 48:16


    Abbas goes off about the new Superman, James Gunn movies, the apartment hunt, NYC vs Austin, and recent Kill Tony moments.  TORONTO - DEC 27 Tell Me Your City! socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Producer www.instagram.com/chezdante/  

    We Made a Movie!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2024 39:56


    Abbas goes off about viewing NYC apartments, the fakeness of rental agents, filming a comedy movie, Luigi Mangione's murder trial, and reason he drives an old beater VW. TORONTO - DEC 27 Tell Me Your City! socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Producer www.instagram.com/chezdante/  

    The Madness Continues

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 57:44


    Abbas goes off about the Jaguar Type 00, the UnitedHealth CEO killer, Zuckerberg's bunker, Kendrick Lamar vs Andrew Schulz, and Jay-Z added to the Diddy allegations.  Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Producer www.instagram.com/chezdante/  

    Is Jaguar Gutsy or Gone?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2024 47:08


    Abbas goes off about shows in the west coast, Jaguar unveiling the new car concept at Miami Art week, brands with disastrous ad campaigns, Drake suing Kendrick, and how Nissan is on life support. Tour Dates Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6 + 7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Producer www.instagram.com/chezdante/  

    Sidhu Moose Wala, Boxing Ring Girls, and Old Jeep TJs - Ft. Jeevin Gill

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2024 70:20


    Abbas is joined by comedian, Jeevin Gill, and they chat about Sidhu Moose Wala, exiled celebrities, the crazy job of boxing ring girls, Trump hiring the boys, what's in the middle of Punjabi turbans, and the pros and cons of owning an old Jeep TJ. Tour Dates Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Torbay, NL - Nov 24 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Jeevin www.instagram.com/jgillcomedy/ Jeevin's Album Jeevin Gill Presents Jeevin Gill

    I Saw This Coming!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2024 34:46


    Abbas goes off about nighttime baby struggles, border changes with Trump, Spirit plane shot with bullets in Haiti, Iraq changing the age of consent to 9, and the 2025 super-heavy BMW M5. Tour Dates Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Torbay, NL - Nov 24 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

    US Election Mayhem

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2024 48:18


    Abbas goes off about about Trump vs Kamala, the Brampton protest fight video, the death of Peanut the Squirrel, Dr. Umar Johnson, and Diddy's prison birthday update.  Tour Dates Montreal, QC - Nov 06 Ottawa, ON - Nov 07 Hamilton, ON - Nov 09 Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Torbay, NL - Nov 24 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

    The French Don't Give A F**K

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2024 44:00


    Abbas goes off about the Winnipeg shows, filming a commercial in Montreal, French stereotypes, how fast babies grow, and YouTube hiding the Rogan/Trump interview.  Tour Dates Montreal, QC - Nov 06 Ottawa, ON - Nov 07 Hamilton, ON - Nov 09 Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Torbay, NL - Nov 24 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

    Only The Rich Get Justice

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2024 45:55


    Abbas goes off about new Diddy allegations, the justice system for the wealthy, Francis Ngannou's recent MMA win, a terrible Mitsubishi Ad, and a wild theory about the first Fast & Furious movie. Tour Dates Winnipeg, MB - Oct 25/26 Montreal, QC - Nov 06 Ottawa, ON - Nov 07 Hamilton, ON - Nov 09 Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Torbay, NL - Nov 24 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

    Elon Musk: Hero or Villain?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2024 48:18


    Abbas goes off about the Tesla Cybercab event, self-driving cars, the Optimus Bot and Robo dogs, and actor Simu Liu's cultural appropriation viral video. Tour Dates London, ON - Oct 18 Winnipeg, MB - Oct 25/26 Montreal, QC - Nov 06 Ottawa, ON - Nov 07 Hamilton, ON - Nov 09 Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

    Turning 33 Is Not Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 39:50


    Abbas goes off about turning 33, filming with a crossbow, driving a Lamborghini Aventador, updates on Diddy allegations, Trump selling a $100,000 watch, and the best Katt Williams sound bites.  Tour Dates Barrie, ON - Oct 10 London, ON - Oct 18 Winnipeg, MB - Oct 25/26 Montreal, QC - Nov 06 Ottawa, ON - Nov 07 Hamilton, ON - Nov 09 Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

    Diddy Deep Dive

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2024 48:20


    Abbas goes off about the Diddy arrest, testimony of what goes down at his Freak Offs, Diddy vs. Epstein, and what Kevin Spacey is up to now. Tour Dates Brampton, ON - Sept 26 Barrie, ON - Oct 10 London, ON - Oct 18 Winnipeg, MB - Oct 25/26 Montreal, QC - Nov 06 Ottawa, ON - Nov 07 Hamilton, ON - Nov 09 Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

    Trump is The New 50 Cent

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2024 46:35


    Abbas goes off about Trump's 2nd assassination attempt, Musk versus Bezos billionaire lifestyles, Terrence Howard memes, the Air Canada pilot strike, and Apple's wildly diverse commercials Tour Dates Brampton, ON - Sept 26 Barrie, ON - Oct 10 London, ON - Oct 18 Winnipeg, MB - Oct 25/26 Montreal, QC - Nov 06 Ottawa, ON - Nov 07 Hamilton, ON - Nov 09 Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

    Kendrick is The Prince

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2024 47:21


    Abbas goes off about Kendrick Lamar getting the Super Bowl, Shogun destroying the Emmy awards, Kanye and his latest masks, and Robert Greene learning from the "The Prince". see me LIVE Brampton, ON - Sept 26 Barrie, ON - Oct 10 London, ON - Oct 18 Winnipeg, MB - Oct 25/26 Montreal, QC - Nov 06 Ottawa, ON - Nov 07 Hamilton, ON - Nov 09 Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 13/14 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

    Trying to Figure Out The Internet ft. Jordan Policicchio

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2024 64:47


    Abbas is joined by comedian Jordan Policicchio, and they go off about joyriding a BMW M2, love and hate on the internet, that creepy uncle we all have, and the betting odds on a Kamala Harris win. see me LIVE Kitchener, ON - SEPT 07 Brampton, ON - SEPT 26 Winnipeg, MB - OCT 25-26 Montreal, QC - NOV 6 Ottawa, ON - NOV 7  Washington, D.C. - NOV 13 Kamloops, BC - NOV 29 Vancouver, BC - NOV 30 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Jordan: https://www.instagram.com/jordanpolicicchio/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

    When Brake Bleeding Goes Wrong

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2024 42:19


    Abbas goes off about failing at bleeding his brake lines, how RockAuto is great (plz sponsor us!), the new hot game "Black Myth: Wukong", and the strange life of elite gamers. see me LIVE Kitchener, ON - SEPT 07 Brampton, ON - SEPT 26 Winnipeg, MB - OCT 25-26 Montreal, QC - NOV 6 Ottawa, ON - NOV 7  Washington, D.C. - NOV 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

    Entering The Parent World

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 42:57


    Abbas goes off about having a kid, entering the parent world, the positive side of AI, and how a DIY brake job went wrong. see me LIVE Toronto, ON - AUG 23 Kitchener, ON - SEPT 07 Montreal, QC - NOV 6 Ottawa, ON - NOV 7  Washington, D.C. - NOV 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

    Engineers Learn Samurai Wisdom Ft. AJ Bate

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2024 73:05


    Abbas is joined by Comedian, AJ Bate, and they chat about Google Maps versus Waze, how AJ looks like Gaddafi, exploiting corporate jobs, the master swordsman Miyamoto Musashi, and Abbas being SWAT dude in the new movie Trap. upcoming shows Toronto, ON - AUG 23 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ AJ Instagram www.instagram.com/ajbate__

    Chinese Cars are Coming

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 49:51


    Abbas goes off about the new studio and adding a producer, Elon Musk's internet presence, a badass BYD car from China, and getting a dealership sales hookup versus going in cold.  upcoming shows Toronto, ON - AUG 16 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced by www.instagram.com/person1prod/   0:00 Intro/Dates 5:00 Elon Musk and tesla  16:00 BYD yang yang u8   30:00 dealership experiences 47:00 Outro

    First Guest In A While Ft. Black Zeus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2024 66:12


    Abbas is joined by Comedian/Podcaster, Black Zeus, and they goes off about industry trappings, drug benders, AI-created anime memes, hanging out in Texas, the Kill Tony phenomenon, and electric vehicles taking over. upcoming shows Toronto, ON - AUG 16 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Zeus Instagram www.instagram.com/akablackzeus/

    Trump Just Won, Costco is King, and Why You Need Women

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 37:07


    Abbas goes off about the Trump assassination attempt, how minorities are relieved, getting a Costco membership, how Women just like to do things, and trying to drive a random Porsche 911. upcoming shows TORONTO - JULY 19 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    Not Like Us Music Video, Lost iPhone, and How Mitsubishi Gave Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2024 44:42


    Abbas goes off about how Calgary is too spread out, crazy U-Haul rates, losing a phone in a Lyft ride, scamming Televangelist Mike Murdoch, and what happened with Mitsubishi cars. upcoming shows TORONTO - JULY 19 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    Lessons From America, The Book of 5 Rings, and Acting Droughts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2024 34:37


    Abbas goes off about wrapping up the US tour, learning about pregnancy, The Book of 5 Rings by Miyamoto Musashi, being in the new Trap trailer, and going through an acting drought this year.  upcoming shows CALGARY - JULY 4 EDMONTON - JULY 5 TORONOT - JULY 19 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    NHL Tragedy, Funny Lawyer Billboards, and Wells Fargo Sucks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2024 43:58


    Abbas goes off about Edmonton Oilers losing the NHL Finals, Texas BBQ, Houston injury lawyer billboards, the Austin scene, and why Wells Fargo is a nightmare. upcoming shows SAN FRANCISCO, CA - JUNE 27 CALGARY - JULY 4 EDMONTON - JULY 5 TORONOT - JULY 19 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    Seattle's Homeless, Chicago Doctors, and Inefficient Touring

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2024 47:33


    Abbas goes off about Seattle's brand of homeless people, smoking hookah with fans, the Chicago shows, and finding a touring routine. upcoming shows HOUSTON, TX - JUNE 20 AUSTIN, TX - JUNE 22 SAN FRANCISCO, CA - JUNE 27 CALGARY - JULY 4 EDMONTON - JULY 5 TORONOT - JULY 19 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    Nightmare Spirit Flight, DC is Great, and DIY Brake Jobs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 44:22


    Abbas goes off about almost missing the Brooklyn show, being surprised by DC, the NBA finals, and doing an ambitious brake job. upcoming shows SEATTLE, WA - JUNE 13 CHICAGO, IL - JUNE 14 HOUSTON, TX - JUNE 20 AUSTIN, TX - JUNE 22 SAN FRANCISCO, CA - JUNE 27 CALGARY - JULY 4 EDMONTON - JULY 5 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    Trump Convicted, Comedy Movies Died, and China's Hollywood Plan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2024 42:30


    Abbas goes off about how Trump's convictions helped his campaign, the death of comedy movies, China's hand in Hollywood, and getting A/C back on the car. upcoming shows BROOKLYN, NY - JUNE 5 PHILADELPHIA, PA - JUNE 6 SEATTLE, WA - JUNE 13 CHICAGO, IL - JUNE 14 HOUSTON, TX - JUNE 20 AUSTIN, TX - JUNE 22 SAN FRANCISCO, CA - JUNE 27 CALGARY - JULY 4 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    Beater Cars, BMW Dealers, and Porsche Prices

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2024 38:02


    Abbas goes off about the upside of beater cars, bad decisions at a BMW dealership, and how Porsche has supercar price-tags now.  upcoming shows TORONTO - MAY 31 BROOKLYN - JUNE 6 PHILADELPHIA - JUNE 7 SEATTLE - JUNE 13 CHICAGO - JUNE 14 HOUSTON - JUNE 20 AUSTIN - JUNE 22 SAN FRANCISCO - JUNE 27 CALGARY - JULY 4 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    Montreal Is Dope, The Hierarchy of Clubs, and Comedy End-Goal

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2024 37:45


    Abbas goes off about going to a wedding in Montreal, the difficulty of trying to get into US rooms, and how the end goal of comedy is making your content and stand-up align in voice. upcoming shows TORONTO - MAY 31 BROOKLYN - JUNE 6 PHILADELPHIA - JUNE 7 SEATTLE - JUNE 13 CHICAGO - JUNE 14 HOUSTON - JUNE 20 AUSTIN - JUNE 22 SAN FRANCISCO - JUNE 27 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

    My Dog Bites Ft. Hassan Chaudhry

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2024 64:55


    Abbas is joined by comedian Hassan Chaudhry, and they chat living with his dad, Brampton strip clubs, Punjabis vs. Texans, and getting bit by a dog. upcoming shows TORONTO - MAY 31 BROOKLYN - JUNE 6 PHILADELPHIA - JUNE 7 SEATTLE - JUNE 13 CHICAGO - JUNE 14 HOUSTON - JUNE 20 AUSTIN - JUNE 22 SAN FRANCISCO - JUNE 27 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Hassan Instagram: www.instagram.com/hassanbollywoodstar

    Drake vs. Kendrick, US Worker Visas, Wells Fargo vs. Chase

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2024 36:03


    Abbas goes off about the Drake and Kendrick rap feud, getting the US visa, things you see in NYC, and trying to open a bank account with Chase and Wells Fargo. Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

    City Hall Weddings, Mustached Comedians, and a US Tour

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2024 39:59


    We finally got some intro and outro BEATS! Really puts a bow on the thing eh? Abbas goes off about city hall weddings, comedians and moustaches, the Sudani head-bop, car advertisements in movies, and planning a US tour. catch me LIVE with new material TORONTO - May 3 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

    #05 Katt Williams In Nashville

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2024 33:12


    In this episode I chat about driving down to Nashville to see Katt Williams, having too many openers, how BBQ places are the opposite of nice restaurants, professions that love using billboards, and thrifting in the US versus Canada.  catch me LIVE with new material TORONTO - May 3 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

    #04 The Art of Selling "How to Sell" Ft. James Cummins

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2024 62:51


    This was a fun one, comedian James Cummins pulls up and we chat about driving celebrities around on set, getting bad custom nikes, Andy Elliot sales training, how the right music changes everything, the best episode of Cheaters, and if Jay Z is next after Diddy.  upcoming shows TORONTO - MAY 3RD Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ James Instagram: www.instagram.com/jamescomeonnow/ ------------- 0:00 intro 02:41 good law firm names 06:05 doing mystery jobs 09:00 driving celebrities on set 17:30 sad songs 23:50 custom nikes  29:00 Andy Elliott sales training 33:50 the power of cool music 42:30 the hottest dating apps 46:30 best episode of Cheaters 53:02 a funny Diddy video 57:00 Jay Z and the illuminati 1:00:30 final words of motivation

    #03 The Biggest Criminals are Priests and Politicians w/ Amish Patel

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2024 65:53


    In this episode the brown bad boy himself, Amish Patel (Comedian/Actor) comes by and we get to chatting about great brown real-estate agent names, diversity killing Disney, how the biggest criminals are priests and politicians, the craziness of Kevin Spacey, and Israel air striking aid workers. upcoming shows TORONTO - MAY 3RD Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Amish Instagram: www.instagram.com/fadetobrown/ chapters 00:00 intro 02:30 Brown real estate agents  07:20 Disney diversity inclusion 13:00 Trudeau divorced life  19:30 Jonathan Majors 23:30 biggest criminals are priests and politicians  27:00 Diddy still at large 31:00 the weird Kevin Spacey apology 37:00 crimes that take old white men to jail 44:00 Israel air striking aid workers 47:00 the red heifer prophecy 1:00:05 Nikki Haley is a brown chick

    Comedians at Home Talking Cars - 02

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2024 70:35


    Comedian Nitish Sakhuja joins Abbas Wahab, and they chat about this stuff here: 00:00 Intro 7:45 a comedian's week 12:00 releasing an album a year 19:50 the joys of driving 26:00 why people like diesels 29:30 KIA's new logo 36:00 artist pet peeves 40:27 BMWs 49:03 the websites of our youth 53:10 Justin Trudeau's stair trick 1:00:00 what's up next 1:05:16 P.Diddy and the law TORONTO Monthly Show April 5 - 7:30pm & 10pm TICKETS Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Nitish Instagram: www.instagram.com/nittysak/

    I'M BACK NYUGGAH!! | The Abbas Wahab Show - 01

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2024 32:52


    Welcome to the show! This is a weekly podcast that will drop on Tuesdays on all platforms. In this episode I chat about why I ended The Immigrant Section, past failed endorsement attempts, getting a US visa, seeing Katt Williams LIVE in April, and a true story from a retired stripper in Nashville, TN.  LIVE Dates: Ottawa - March 28 Montreal - March 30 Toronto - April 5 TICKETS Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

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