The Immigrant Section

Abbas goes off about visiting a car museum in Tacoma, dropping into mosques on the road, how white Portland is, and a cool thing about Mexicans. SEE ME ON THE ROAD

Abbas goes off about doing a private gig at a car club, going back to Toronto, problems with the new Mission Impossible, and comedians who create liquors.  TOUR DATES Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Kelowna, BC - June 25 Victoria, BC - June 26 Kamloops, BC - June 27 Vancouver, BC - June 28 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about the D.C. shows, replacing the steering rack in his car, the Toronto Maple Leafs loss, and the new Bill Burr special. TOUR DATES Toronto, ON - May 23 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Kelowna, BC - June 25 Victoria, BC - June 26 Kamloops, BC - June 27 Vancouver, BC - June 28 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about sleeping in the VW van in California, doing the Smoking Tire podcast, hanging out at the Comedy Store, and the new-dad life. TOUR DATES Washington, D.C. - May 15 Toronto, ON - May 23 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Victoria, BC - June 26 Vancouver, BC - June 28 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about Mark Carney winning Canada's election, Barcelona's Lamine Yamal, trying to help a mouse, the going to Southern California with a VW ID Buzz van. TOUR DATES San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 2 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Toronto, ON - May 23 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Victoria, BC - June 26 Vancouver, BC - June 28 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about having mice he can't find, weird characters in his neighbourhood, missing his flight in Miami, and of course, a little Diddy update. Watch My Comedy Special!  See me on the road! San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 2 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Toronto, ON - May 23 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Victoria, BC - June 26 Vancouver, BC - June 28 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about going down to Texas for shows, getting booted in Austin, an amazing car collection, and having the rental break down and having to switch cars. Watch My Comedy Special!  See me on the road! Chicago, IL - Mar 27 Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30 Colorado Springs, CO - April 5 Pueblo, CO - April 6 Detroit, MI - April 10 Boston, MA - April 12 Miami, FL - April 17 San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 2 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about taking care of his debilitated dad, the life of PSWs, taking a weed break and the annoying dreams, Canada's election candidates, and his theory on immigrants in Canada.  Watch My Comedy Special!  See me on the road! London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20 Austin, TX - Mar 21 Dallas, TX - Mar 23 Chicago, IL - Mar 27 Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30 Detroit, MI - April 10 Boston, MA - April 12 Miami, FL - April 17 San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 2 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about Diddy's lawyer quitting, the latest accusations against him, Trump kicking out Zelensky, and the new Epstein list dropping. Watch My Comedy Special!  See me on the road! London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20 Austin, TX - Mar 21 Dallas, TX - Mar 23 Chicago, IL - Mar 27 Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30 Detroit, MI - April 10 Boston, MA - April 12 Miami, FL - April 17 San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 2 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about Canada beating the US in hockey, Elon Musk going after federal employees, actors playing gay roles, and the new Captain America movie. See me on the road! Edmonton, AB - Feb 26, 27 Calgary, AB - Feb 28, 01 London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20 Austin, TX - Mar 21 Dallas, TX - Mar 23 Chicago, IL - Mar 27 Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30 Detroit, MI - April 10 Boston, MA - April 12 Miami, FL - April 17 San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 2 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 **Sorry about the poor audio there was a recording issue**   Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about the upside down Delta flight, other recent crashes and what's going on, the type of people in Bushwick, and getting used to NYC parking NEW TOUR DATES! Brooklyn, NY - Feb 19 Edmonton, AB - Feb 26, 27 Calgary, AB - Feb 28, 01 London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20 Austin, TX - Mar 21 Dallas, TX - Mar 23 Chicago, IL - Mar 27 Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30 Detroit, MI - April 10 Boston, MA - April 12 Miami, FL - April 17 San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 2 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about Kendrick's half-time show performance, being on a Super Bowl ad, cost of living in the US vs. Canada, and fantasizing about the 911 GT3RS. NEW TOUR DATES! Brooklyn, NY - Feb 19 Edmonton, AB - Feb 26, 27 Calgary, AB - Feb 28, 01 London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20 Austin, TX - Mar 21 Dallas, TX - Mar 23 Chicago, IL - Mar 27 Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30 Detroit, MI - April 10 Boston, MA - April 12 Miami, FL - April 17 San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 2 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Hey y'all sorry for disappearing, I was moving to NYC..we're back to regularly scheduled programming! Abbas goes off about life in Brooklyn, the Tariff war between the US and Canada, Katt Williams on Theo Von, and Ferrari's crazy new customer plan. NEW TOUR DATES! Toronto, ON - Feb 06 Brooklyn, NY - Feb 19 Edmonton, AB - Feb 26, 27 Calgary, AB - Feb 28, 01 London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20 Austin, TX - Mar 21 Dallas, TX - Mar 23 Chicago, IL - Mar 27 Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30 Detroit, MI - April 10 Boston, MA - April 12 Miami, FL - April 17 San Diego, CA - May 1 Los Angeles, CA - May 3 Washington, D.C. - May 15 Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/  

Abbas and Dante look back at 2024, from Katt Williams to Terrence Howards to Trump to Hawk Tuah, and maybe more? Enjoy your New Year and we'll see y'all in 2025! Tell Me Your City! socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Producer www.instagram.com/chezdante/  

Abbas goes off about the new Superman, James Gunn movies, the apartment hunt, NYC vs Austin, and recent Kill Tony moments.  TORONTO - DEC 27 Tell Me Your City! socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Producer www.instagram.com/chezdante/  

Abbas goes off about viewing NYC apartments, the fakeness of rental agents, filming a comedy movie, Luigi Mangione's murder trial, and reason he drives an old beater VW. TORONTO - DEC 27 Tell Me Your City! socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Producer www.instagram.com/chezdante/  

Abbas goes off about the Jaguar Type 00, the UnitedHealth CEO killer, Zuckerberg's bunker, Kendrick Lamar vs Andrew Schulz, and Jay-Z added to the Diddy allegations.  Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Producer www.instagram.com/chezdante/  

Abbas goes off about shows in the west coast, Jaguar unveiling the new car concept at Miami Art week, brands with disastrous ad campaigns, Drake suing Kendrick, and how Nissan is on life support. Tour Dates Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6 + 7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Producer www.instagram.com/chezdante/  

Abbas is joined by comedian, Jeevin Gill, and they chat about Sidhu Moose Wala, exiled celebrities, the crazy job of boxing ring girls, Trump hiring the boys, what's in the middle of Punjabi turbans, and the pros and cons of owning an old Jeep TJ. Tour Dates Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Torbay, NL - Nov 24 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials: Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Jeevin www.instagram.com/jgillcomedy/ Jeevin's Album Jeevin Gill Presents Jeevin Gill

Abbas goes off about nighttime baby struggles, border changes with Trump, Spirit plane shot with bullets in Haiti, Iraq changing the age of consent to 9, and the 2025 super-heavy BMW M5. Tour Dates Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Torbay, NL - Nov 24 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

Abbas goes off about about Trump vs Kamala, the Brampton protest fight video, the death of Peanut the Squirrel, Dr. Umar Johnson, and Diddy's prison birthday update.  Tour Dates Montreal, QC - Nov 06 Ottawa, ON - Nov 07 Hamilton, ON - Nov 09 Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Torbay, NL - Nov 24 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

Abbas goes off about the Winnipeg shows, filming a commercial in Montreal, French stereotypes, how fast babies grow, and YouTube hiding the Rogan/Trump interview.  Tour Dates Montreal, QC - Nov 06 Ottawa, ON - Nov 07 Hamilton, ON - Nov 09 Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Torbay, NL - Nov 24 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

Abbas goes off about new Diddy allegations, the justice system for the wealthy, Francis Ngannou's recent MMA win, a terrible Mitsubishi Ad, and a wild theory about the first Fast & Furious movie. Tour Dates Winnipeg, MB - Oct 25/26 Montreal, QC - Nov 06 Ottawa, ON - Nov 07 Hamilton, ON - Nov 09 Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Torbay, NL - Nov 24 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

Abbas goes off about the Tesla Cybercab event, self-driving cars, the Optimus Bot and Robo dogs, and actor Simu Liu's cultural appropriation viral video. Tour Dates London, ON - Oct 18 Winnipeg, MB - Oct 25/26 Montreal, QC - Nov 06 Ottawa, ON - Nov 07 Hamilton, ON - Nov 09 Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

Abbas goes off about turning 33, filming with a crossbow, driving a Lamborghini Aventador, updates on Diddy allegations, Trump selling a $100,000 watch, and the best Katt Williams sound bites.  Tour Dates Barrie, ON - Oct 10 London, ON - Oct 18 Winnipeg, MB - Oct 25/26 Montreal, QC - Nov 06 Ottawa, ON - Nov 07 Hamilton, ON - Nov 09 Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

Abbas goes off about the Diddy arrest, testimony of what goes down at his Freak Offs, Diddy vs. Epstein, and what Kevin Spacey is up to now. Tour Dates Brampton, ON - Sept 26 Barrie, ON - Oct 10 London, ON - Oct 18 Winnipeg, MB - Oct 25/26 Montreal, QC - Nov 06 Ottawa, ON - Nov 07 Hamilton, ON - Nov 09 Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

Abbas goes off about Trump's 2nd assassination attempt, Musk versus Bezos billionaire lifestyles, Terrence Howard memes, the Air Canada pilot strike, and Apple's wildly diverse commercials Tour Dates Brampton, ON - Sept 26 Barrie, ON - Oct 10 London, ON - Oct 18 Winnipeg, MB - Oct 25/26 Montreal, QC - Nov 06 Ottawa, ON - Nov 07 Hamilton, ON - Nov 09 Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 6/7 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

Abbas goes off about Kendrick Lamar getting the Super Bowl, Shogun destroying the Emmy awards, Kanye and his latest masks, and Robert Greene learning from the "The Prince". see me LIVE Brampton, ON - Sept 26 Barrie, ON - Oct 10 London, ON - Oct 18 Winnipeg, MB - Oct 25/26 Montreal, QC - Nov 06 Ottawa, ON - Nov 07 Hamilton, ON - Nov 09 Washington, D.C. - Nov 13 Windsor, ON - Nov 16 Halifax, NS - Nov 22 St. John's, NL - Nov 23 Whistler, BC - Nov 28 Kamloops, BC - Nov 29 Vancouver, BC - Nov 30 Boston, MA - Dec 04 Toronto, ON - Dec 13/14 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

Abbas is joined by comedian Jordan Policicchio, and they go off about joyriding a BMW M2, love and hate on the internet, that creepy uncle we all have, and the betting odds on a Kamala Harris win. see me LIVE Kitchener, ON - SEPT 07 Brampton, ON - SEPT 26 Winnipeg, MB - OCT 25-26 Montreal, QC - NOV 6 Ottawa, ON - NOV 7  Washington, D.C. - NOV 13 Kamloops, BC - NOV 29 Vancouver, BC - NOV 30 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Jordan: https://www.instagram.com/jordanpolicicchio/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

Abbas goes off about failing at bleeding his brake lines, how RockAuto is great (plz sponsor us!), the new hot game "Black Myth: Wukong", and the strange life of elite gamers. see me LIVE Kitchener, ON - SEPT 07 Brampton, ON - SEPT 26 Winnipeg, MB - OCT 25-26 Montreal, QC - NOV 6 Ottawa, ON - NOV 7  Washington, D.C. - NOV 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

Abbas goes off about having a kid, entering the parent world, the positive side of AI, and how a DIY brake job went wrong. see me LIVE Toronto, ON - AUG 23 Kitchener, ON - SEPT 07 Montreal, QC - NOV 6 Ottawa, ON - NOV 7  Washington, D.C. - NOV 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced By www.instagram.com/chezdante/

Abbas is joined by Comedian, AJ Bate, and they chat about Google Maps versus Waze, how AJ looks like Gaddafi, exploiting corporate jobs, the master swordsman Miyamoto Musashi, and Abbas being SWAT dude in the new movie Trap. upcoming shows Toronto, ON - AUG 23 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ AJ Instagram www.instagram.com/ajbate__

Abbas goes off about the new studio and adding a producer, Elon Musk's internet presence, a badass BYD car from China, and getting a dealership sales hookup versus going in cold.  upcoming shows Toronto, ON - AUG 16 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Produced by www.instagram.com/person1prod/   0:00 Intro/Dates 5:00 Elon Musk and tesla  16:00 BYD yang yang u8   30:00 dealership experiences 47:00 Outro

Abbas is joined by Comedian/Podcaster, Black Zeus, and they goes off about industry trappings, drug benders, AI-created anime memes, hanging out in Texas, the Kill Tony phenomenon, and electric vehicles taking over. upcoming shows Toronto, ON - AUG 16 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Zeus Instagram www.instagram.com/akablackzeus/

Abbas goes off about the Trump assassination attempt, how minorities are relieved, getting a Costco membership, how Women just like to do things, and trying to drive a random Porsche 911. upcoming shows TORONTO - JULY 19 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about how Calgary is too spread out, crazy U-Haul rates, losing a phone in a Lyft ride, scamming Televangelist Mike Murdoch, and what happened with Mitsubishi cars. upcoming shows TORONTO - JULY 19 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about wrapping up the US tour, learning about pregnancy, The Book of 5 Rings by Miyamoto Musashi, being in the new Trap trailer, and going through an acting drought this year.  upcoming shows CALGARY - JULY 4 EDMONTON - JULY 5 TORONOT - JULY 19 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about Edmonton Oilers losing the NHL Finals, Texas BBQ, Houston injury lawyer billboards, the Austin scene, and why Wells Fargo is a nightmare. upcoming shows SAN FRANCISCO, CA - JUNE 27 CALGARY - JULY 4 EDMONTON - JULY 5 TORONOT - JULY 19 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about Seattle's brand of homeless people, smoking hookah with fans, the Chicago shows, and finding a touring routine. upcoming shows HOUSTON, TX - JUNE 20 AUSTIN, TX - JUNE 22 SAN FRANCISCO, CA - JUNE 27 CALGARY - JULY 4 EDMONTON - JULY 5 TORONOT - JULY 19 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about almost missing the Brooklyn show, being surprised by DC, the NBA finals, and doing an ambitious brake job. upcoming shows SEATTLE, WA - JUNE 13 CHICAGO, IL - JUNE 14 HOUSTON, TX - JUNE 20 AUSTIN, TX - JUNE 22 SAN FRANCISCO, CA - JUNE 27 CALGARY - JULY 4 EDMONTON - JULY 5 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about how Trump's convictions helped his campaign, the death of comedy movies, China's hand in Hollywood, and getting A/C back on the car. upcoming shows BROOKLYN, NY - JUNE 5 PHILADELPHIA, PA - JUNE 6 SEATTLE, WA - JUNE 13 CHICAGO, IL - JUNE 14 HOUSTON, TX - JUNE 20 AUSTIN, TX - JUNE 22 SAN FRANCISCO, CA - JUNE 27 CALGARY - JULY 4 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about the upside of beater cars, bad decisions at a BMW dealership, and how Porsche has supercar price-tags now.  upcoming shows TORONTO - MAY 31 BROOKLYN - JUNE 6 PHILADELPHIA - JUNE 7 SEATTLE - JUNE 13 CHICAGO - JUNE 14 HOUSTON - JUNE 20 AUSTIN - JUNE 22 SAN FRANCISCO - JUNE 27 CALGARY - JULY 4 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about going to a wedding in Montreal, the difficulty of trying to get into US rooms, and how the end goal of comedy is making your content and stand-up align in voice. upcoming shows TORONTO - MAY 31 BROOKLYN - JUNE 6 PHILADELPHIA - JUNE 7 SEATTLE - JUNE 13 CHICAGO - JUNE 14 HOUSTON - JUNE 20 AUSTIN - JUNE 22 SAN FRANCISCO - JUNE 27 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas is joined by comedian Hassan Chaudhry, and they chat living with his dad, Brampton strip clubs, Punjabis vs. Texans, and getting bit by a dog. upcoming shows TORONTO - MAY 31 BROOKLYN - JUNE 6 PHILADELPHIA - JUNE 7 SEATTLE - JUNE 13 CHICAGO - JUNE 14 HOUSTON - JUNE 20 AUSTIN - JUNE 22 SAN FRANCISCO - JUNE 27 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Hassan Instagram: www.instagram.com/hassanbollywoodstar

Abbas goes off about the Drake and Kendrick rap feud, getting the US visa, things you see in NYC, and trying to open a bank account with Chase and Wells Fargo. Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

We finally got some intro and outro BEATS! Really puts a bow on the thing eh? Abbas goes off about city hall weddings, comedians and moustaches, the Sudani head-bop, car advertisements in movies, and planning a US tour. catch me LIVE with new material TORONTO - May 3 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

In this episode I chat about driving down to Nashville to see Katt Williams, having too many openers, how BBQ places are the opposite of nice restaurants, professions that love using billboards, and thrifting in the US versus Canada.  catch me LIVE with new material TORONTO - May 3 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

This was a fun one, comedian James Cummins pulls up and we chat about driving celebrities around on set, getting bad custom nikes, Andy Elliot sales training, how the right music changes everything, the best episode of Cheaters, and if Jay Z is next after Diddy.  upcoming shows TORONTO - MAY 3RD Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ James Instagram: www.instagram.com/jamescomeonnow/ ------------- 0:00 intro 02:41 good law firm names 06:05 doing mystery jobs 09:00 driving celebrities on set 17:30 sad songs 23:50 custom nikes  29:00 Andy Elliott sales training 33:50 the power of cool music 42:30 the hottest dating apps 46:30 best episode of Cheaters 53:02 a funny Diddy video 57:00 Jay Z and the illuminati 1:00:30 final words of motivation

In this episode the brown bad boy himself, Amish Patel (Comedian/Actor) comes by and we get to chatting about great brown real-estate agent names, diversity killing Disney, how the biggest criminals are priests and politicians, the craziness of Kevin Spacey, and Israel air striking aid workers. upcoming shows TORONTO - MAY 3RD Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Amish Instagram: www.instagram.com/fadetobrown/ chapters 00:00 intro 02:30 Brown real estate agents  07:20 Disney diversity inclusion 13:00 Trudeau divorced life  19:30 Jonathan Majors 23:30 biggest criminals are priests and politicians  27:00 Diddy still at large 31:00 the weird Kevin Spacey apology 37:00 crimes that take old white men to jail 44:00 Israel air striking aid workers 47:00 the red heifer prophecy 1:00:05 Nikki Haley is a brown chick

Comedian Nitish Sakhuja joins Abbas Wahab, and they chat about this stuff here: 00:00 Intro 7:45 a comedian's week 12:00 releasing an album a year 19:50 the joys of driving 26:00 why people like diesels 29:30 KIA's new logo 36:00 artist pet peeves 40:27 BMWs 49:03 the websites of our youth 53:10 Justin Trudeau's stair trick 1:00:00 what's up next 1:05:16 P.Diddy and the law TORONTO Monthly Show April 5 - 7:30pm & 10pm TICKETS Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Socials Abbas Instagram: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ Nitish Instagram: www.instagram.com/nittysak/

Welcome to the show! This is a weekly podcast that will drop on Tuesdays on all platforms. In this episode I chat about why I ended The Immigrant Section, past failed endorsement attempts, getting a US visa, seeing Katt Williams LIVE in April, and a true story from a retired stripper in Nashville, TN.  LIVE Dates: Ottawa - March 28 Montreal - March 30 Toronto - April 5 TICKETS Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Socials Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab