Unfunny Buffoonery

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's new vehicle purchase (and future Canada/Florida/Texas links?), the "big three" of juices, the guys' dream houses, things to do on a lazy Sunday, and the fact that Jack has a new sponsor in exchange for a favor...

Jack and Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, talking about the Dire Wolf being back in business, Jack's recent experience with a certain Credit Card company (adult things), Steven getting the short end of the stick in regards to taxes (again, adult things) and some Would You Rather questions that are pretty easy answers honestly. Oh and apparently "JKMN" is a real name... alphabetically-speaking, it's missing the "L" so "no L" meaning "Noel." Yes, JKMN = Noel. Stupidest thing ever.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's recent trip to Florida... again, the idea that saying "You're Welcome" feels a little more disrespectful than saying "my pleasure" or "no worries," as well as the fact that the Guinness book of World Records is actually started by Guinness, and of course, the fact that the saying "be there or be square" simply means "be there or be a round" which is like, absolutely crazy.

Jack and Steven are joined by Angelo for the first guest appearance of the season, talking about how life would change after a small loan of $50 million from the government, what the guys would be doing as a job if money didn't matter, France wanting their Statue of Liberty back (literally try and take it back real talk) and Jack's experiences doing laundry on a Thursday night. Current events my ass.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about a lot of current events, way more than usual. Let's see, we've got the Oscars (and Adrien Brody's prolonged speech that caused others to not even get a chance to speak), the whole Trump vs. Zelenskyy situation, Trump releasing a Gold Card... which Steven is 100% going to buy. Also, the Wooly Mammoth update is official, there are now Wooly Mice!

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the Super Bowl results (old news type shit), NHL's 4 Nations Tournament and the political beef that took place, lies the guys often tell themselves and also... what it's like to describe the concept/idea of colors. How does one describe what a color is? It's impossible. Steven tries his best though.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss people so famous that you know who you're referencing by just their first names, Jack's recent trip to the Poconos (another video was made, but likely not for YouTube), the upcoming Super Bowl LIX, and what the guys would do tattoo on each other. I mean no diddy but like, I guess some diddy... like "Signed by ShadyIsLove" on Steven's inner thigh would go hard, no?

Jack and Steven are back to discuss the California wildfires, TikTok potentially getting banned, Trump's Inauguration (even though this was recorded before it), and the idea of dropping into a random point into the ocean for 30 seconds every day for five years to get $100 million. Would you do it? Also the guys talked about Jack's hatred for wearing sweatpants outside and Steven's obsession with wearing jeans to sleep... Is it weird to sleep in jeans or? Asking for a friend.

Jack and Steven are back to start the new 2025 update with a variety of different topics, talking about 1998 to 2002 being the best time to be born, Amazon Fresh stores using "AI" to run their cashier-less stores, being proud of how far we've come (Guinness World Records type shit), and of course, like every year, the fact that the holidays aren't over for Jack because he's so cool and celebrates "old" Christmas and New Year's so he gets double the fun wooptidoo.

Jack and Steven bring the holiday cheer to conclude 2024, talking about drones flying over NYC (and some conspiracy theories), Mammoths making a comeback in the 2025 update, and some Christmas stories that may or may not be real. Even though it was Steven's idea to bring milk and cookies for this holiday-themed episode, he forgot the milk and decided to bring vodka so... enjoy listening to Steven fumble around with his microphone while drunk off 12 shots. Happy Holidays!

Jack and Steven are back for this episode of Unfunny Buffoonery (being 7/11... Season 7, Episode 11) to talk about important things like Canada potentially becoming a U.S. state and Jack deciding to call it quits with Snapchat. We know, this may be challenging news for some to accept, but we feel it is time to move on. In other news, this whole Luigi Mangione situation is pretty nuts. The season finale of 2024 keeps getting even more crazy.

Jack and Steven are back for another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery where they talk about the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight, Jaguar's rebranding, Jack hitting a 1 year streak on Wordle, and the Saks Fifth Avenue NYC Light Show being canceled... meaning, Jack might've captured its last ever show in the "Christmas In NYC" video, which is cool but sad at the same time.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss Halloween activities, Election Day results, the Squid Game sequel, Jack getting mad at people hovering over him while at self-checkout, and some other interesting thoughts and conversation points. Like why does being naked with shoes on... feel more naked than being naked? These are questions that only guys like this can answer.

Jack and Steven are back for a Halloween-themed episode! Recorded on Halloween, the guys talk about their favorite and least favorite parts of the holiday, as well as some other riveting conversation points like Jack's return from his Italy trip, Russia suing Google for 2.5 decillion United Statesian dollars, and finding out whether or not duck is seafood. Is it?

Jack and Steven are back for another episode of this unfunny podcast. Given that, as mentioned several thousand times, Jack is in Italy by the time you guys are listening to this, the guys actually recorded this episode over a week ago. Some "current events" that were discussed today included Steven's birthday and the recent Florida hurricanes. Given that Jack and Steven both know people in Florida, we wish everyone affected by these disasters health and safety through these difficult times.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss not drying hands after using the bathroom, Jack's future trip to Italy, superpowers (and their downsides), as well as some driving stories that might fucking bore you to death. Enjoy.

Jack and (barely) Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, where Steven is so sick that he only said about 10 words total. So with that being said, I guess we can say that in today's episode, Jack talked about whether an opened door is ON or OFF, bucket list requirements for life, the 8 phases of a year, and the fact that Jack went camping the past weekend (alongside some true or possibly false stories to go with it). Short one this time but you're probably sick of us anyway.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's new drone, Steven's new (and successful) diet, fruits without the letter "A" (there are many), some true facts that sound wrong, and many more interesting conversation points that somehow lead to the two saying some sus shit. Probably gonna get canceled for at least four different statements in this one.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about some not so fun facts, Jack's recent trip to Miami (and the potential that may or may not come with it... eventually), the state of Tesla and Elon Musk, the fact that APARTments should really just be TOGETHERpiles. Also getting called a "sex machine" is apparently not the same as "fucking tool."

Jack and Steven are back for Episode 2 of Season 7, where they talk about the latest news that the guys missed by 1 hour in the last episode... Joe Biden's dropping out from the election. Other than that, the guys also talk about Jack's birthday, Deadpool 3, some Would You Rather, and of course, some mediocre stories as per regularly scheduled programming. Oh and Jack is 100% allergic to dogs (or at least the enzyme in certain dogs' saliva) which is sad :(

Jack and Steven are back to start Season 7 (or dare I say, Season Steven... cuz Steven minus "t" is seven) with a bang! With the new logo comes a new order: updates before jokes, Podcast topic(s) of the week right after jokes, and well, the rest is the same. Storytime is different though, doing 1-2 sentences summaries of the stories now, which allows for easier lies, harder truths, and easier listening. Hope you guys enjoy and here's to a new season!

Jack and Steven are back to bid farewell to Season 6, concluding with discussions about threesomes, July 4th festivities, being goldfish (actually a great quote that turned into an inspired rant about the show Ted Lasso which everyone should check out), as well as some mediocre stories that actually had the two laughing for once. See you in Season 7!

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the Trump vs. Biden debate, some fun facts, some horrible stories and then some even more horrible Trivia questions. Yeah we've been slacking recently but don't worry, we'll step up for the final episode of Season 6 next episode.

Jack and Steven are joined by Eric for a very rated-R episode where many topics were discussed, most of which were off-script, and many of which will likely be regretted. This is because all three of these guys were drunk, albeit at different stages, but the fact remains... words were said, and whether or not they were understandable is up to you to decide.

Jack and Steven are back for a shorter episode of Unfunny Buffoonery because Jack, the genius that he is, didn't realize he wasn't recording audio correctly until 50 minutes in. With this episode being recorded the day before, there was no time to redo the episode entirely... so basically, you get this. Little bit of a shit show, it is what it is.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss the Kendrick vs. Drake beef, the stone-age era tribe living in Papua New Guinea (not trying to be Joe Rogan, it's just some cool stuff), Rangers and Knicks playoff success (or not?) and of course, some fun facts that may or may not blow your mind! Probably not, it's all stolen shit you've seen on TikTok.

Jack and Steven are back with, as promised, a Steven-hosted episode today. A lot of cancerous material was discussed today, including but never limited to: if Jack would revisit the JayJay Macintosh channel, favorite drinks, the guys' favorite guitars, Steven's car getting smashed (again), and how long the Great Wall of China really is... shocker, it's long!

Jack and Steven are back to for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, talking about the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist, the 2024 Solar Eclipse, some interesting fun facts that might just baffle you, and of course, some more bird names that are a little bit sus. Right and the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight, like late but stupid move.

Jack and Steven are back in a slightly shorter episode (because this was recorded less than 12 hours ago) to talk about Spring being here (yay!), Nelson Mandela being dead (or is he?), some of Shakespeare's famous plays and the new words he brought to the English language, and of course, some Trivia questions in which Steven pulls some serious low IQ moves. It was late, but nah this was bad.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about TikTok potentially getting banned soon, the state of NYC at the moment, people being lazier than ever, Rosa Parks' famous quote (being "Nah" — just "Nah"), and different ways to say "Jacking Off." You know, like, "Jackin' your beanstalk" and my personal favorite: "Playing 5v1." Feel free to steal what was already stolen.

Jack and Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, talking about some relatively plausible conspiracy theories, animals that are named after what they do ("woodpecker," "anteater," dare I even say "fly," to name a few), John Wilkes Booth's hatred for LinkedIn, and of course, what the guys' favorite Pokémon are. Yeah Jack has never played Pokémon before so this part's fun.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss Jack's recent discovery of his eyes being central heterochromatic, some crazy fun facts that will absolutely blow your mind, some more Steven stories from the movie theater, what it would be like to be an astronaut in space for over a month, and as always, some geography trivia that no one else but Jack seems to enjoy.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss Jack's recent Shady Lemonadey video titled "Pocono" (for like a fucking hour), the recent CS2 update, the new Apple Vision Pro headset, whether or not ghosts exist, and, of course, MASSIVE news about Drake and his appendage. Real talk though, apparently Jack put a lot of work into the recent video so there was a lot that was discussed but the boys feel it is warranted.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss Jack's hate for Razer mice, Jack's recent vacation with the boys (and potential video alongside it), Jack finally purchasing Vegas Pro instead of torrenting it, Jack... ok fine it wasn't all Jack. Steven said some words. Guys, this episode was recorded less than 12 hours ago. It was past midnight, man's were tired. Oh and they also talked about OG YouTubers, that was fun.

Happy New Year! Jack and Steven are back to start the new year with a banger of an episode, discussing Jack's future trip (and potential video to be filmed), some behind-the-scenes of Jack's Christmas video, some forgotten shower thoughts from last episode, and of course, some New Year's stories that... as always, may or may not be true.

Jack and Steven are back to end off 2023 with a bang, talking about this year's evolution of Unfunny Buffoonery (or lack thereof), Jack's recent "Christmas in NYC" video and the process of making it, and the difference between bar soap and liquid soap. Liquid soap is just better, I was told to say "because there's nothing to drop." Not sure what that means but... Happy New Year!

Jack and Steven are back to give a more in-depth breakdown of the "Cuatro Ka" video (apologies if you don't care, but Jack seems to care about his work so he'll find any reason to talk about it for hours), in addition to discussing the newly-released GTA VI trailer (which Steven hasn't watched), the fact that Jack recognizes GTA's Vice City because he's been to Miami (in case you guys forgot), and the fact that all the guys were sick post NY Links... which of course means that Jack edited the "Cuatro Ka" video while sick. Just can't stop talking about himself this guy.

Jack and Steven are joined by Angelo and Feitor for the first ever IRL Unfunny Buffoonery episode, where the audio is just ok and the conversation is just business as usual. In this episode, the morons begin with Jack's return to YouTube with the new "Cuatro Ka" music video, discussing the behind-the-scenes of its production, as well as the NY Links vacation (including the horrendous Airbnb), GTA VI's potential price/rent by hour idea, and of course, some fun facts that'll... you know, be fun, hopefully. Gas?

Jack and Steven are back to discuss the upcoming NY Links (and the potential for an IRL podcast recording soon), the death of Omegle (pronounced "O-ME-gle" and not "O-megg-le"), as well as some shower thoughts, some absolutely riveting stories as always, and some shitting on Steven because... what's new?

Jack is back to regular scheduled programming by throwing Steven in the cohost chair (he was literally thrown into a chair), which means that the two will sip some beers and talk some shit about Halloween and Jack's recent trip to Miami. This episode was recorded between the hours of 12 AM and 2 AM so enjoy this absolutely buffoonery of an Unfunny Buffoonery episode.

Steven and Jack are back for Steven Appreciation Day! As requested by you guys, we have allocated ONE episode per season (yes, we realize it's a little much) to give Steven the reigns of hosting this legendary podcast. Let's see how he does at managing a barrage of side topics and distractions by Jack, careful planned to throw Steven off his game. What should have been a day to honor Steven's contributions has turned into a day of purgatory and embarrassment upon Steven... somehow even more than usual.

Jack is back for Season 6, Episode 6 (uh oh) of Unfunny Buffoonery with Val and Eric! Unfortunately, no Steven for what would have been Steven Appreciation Day but that's ok, simply postponed to next week. Today, these three idiots talked fun facts, shower thoughts and Would You Rather(s)... all while mourning the absence of Steven in this very special episode. Also some fun stories and Trivia questions today.

Jack and Steven are joined by Ang on a surprise recording where the guys had like an hour of prep beforehand. While the jokes were mid (as always), the topics discussed including a car alarm that woke Jack up at 6 am one morning, some "Would You Rather?" questions and shared story time from all three members of the episode allowed it to be a Podcast to remember. Also some goofy ahh Trivia today but whatever, one hour of prep guys.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss IceJJFish (what?), updates regarding the brand new Counter-Strike open beta, Jack's license renewal experience (and apparent loss in vision), some really fun... fun facts, as well as the guys' opinions on cake. This episode was kinda all over the place but I, their intern, and being paid to write the fact that it was fire and like, so good. Like such a good episode. Don't miss out guys.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss some hot takes, Uber Eats and Doordash notifications on rainy days, the weird words that were being taught in the classroom where George Bush found out about 9/11, and some fun facts. Interesting podcast today but the boys were tired because of Steven's late work schedule, so, blame Steven for the (potential) lack of energy.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss their favorite memes while also briefly touching base on subjects such as the bird that intentionally starts wildfires to catch prey (which is, appropriately, named "firebird"), the now-rare instances of finding money, Jack's recent birthday BBQ experience, as well as favorite tea flavors! Also Steven botched one of his stories today, not being able to finish his in under 30 seconds... respects though guy can last that's for sure.

Season 6 baby! Jack and Steven are back to discuss some of the new changes, as well what ideas are in the works to spice things up in the future. In this episode, the two talk about the new "Barbenheimer" duo in theaters (no spoilers), Elon Musk's rebranding of Twitter to X, Jack finally getting his driver's license (only took five years), as well as a new twist to story time... in which stories will now be told under a 30-second timer to force the most amount of funny possible.

Jack and Steven are back to "encapsulate" and wrap up Season 5 with a big words, bringing in some absolute heat with mediocre jokes, average podcast topics and subpar Trivia Questions. With Season 6 on the horizon, new logo(s) and new ideas were discussed, including that of making Season 6, Episode 1 a livestream... we'll see how that goes with Jack's promises (and lack of fulfillment in recent history).

Jack and Steven are back for the pre-last episode of Season 5 to discuss the recent submarine implosion near the sunken Titanic (and the guys' opinions on the CEO of the company), as well as the fact that NetFlix is no longer allowing password sharing in the U.S., what a sunset would taste like, and some alcohol-related stories.

Jack and Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery to talk about Apple's new "Vision Pro" headset, Canada's wildfires impacting New York City and causing Jack to not be able to breathe for two days, a new update for CS2 (the new game set to replace CS:GO), and of course, Steven's transformer-like laugh that rivals Angelo's "hehehe" laugh (you guys know the sound).

Jack and Steven are joined by Angelo, a frequent guest of the Unfunny Buffoonery podcast, to discuss the comparison between Steve Jobs and Donald Trump (apples to oranges, get it?), the best foods of one color, the pitiful "Fast & Furious" series and, oh, some "Would You Rather" questions as well. Trust me, you don't want to know what some of these questions were.