Straight Up with Stassi

When Monday hits, Stassi's thriving—the nanny's back, the kids are at school, and she's finally recovering from a weekend of Messer's non-stop toddler energy. She and C-O Lo dive into the pop culture drama: dusty Coachella tents, Kylie & Timmy's hyper-analyzed desert PDA, and why celebs might finally be done with the festival life. From Stassi's bug-fueled camping trauma to her love of travel over concerts, things take a turn for the intergalactic. Cue the all-female space launch—yes, ladies in orbit—including Katy Perry's 11-minute rocket ride, alien diplomacy, and whether gravity is just Hollywood fiction. Beau joins in to break down space science—and yes, even your dignity needs to be strapped down up there.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.OpenPhone: Streamline and scale your customer communications with OpenPhone. Get 20% off your first 6 months at www.openphone.com/stassiIRestore: Unlock your best skin with @iRestorelaser and HUGE savings on the iRestore Illumina Face Mask with code STASSI at irestore.com/STASSI #irestorepodBoll and Branch: Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets, at BollAndBranch.com/stassi.Thrive Causemetics: Try the Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara + mini Brilliant Eye Brightener at a special set price with free shipping! Or get 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSISee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stassi is back with an episode meant to inspire you, packed with the ultimate beauty list of things she swears by. After getting flooded with DMs about her skin, makeup, hair, and style—she's finally revealing everything. From her seasonal Botox routine to the exfoliant that replaced retinol, her go-to lip liners, bronzers, moisturizers, tubing mascaras, perfume, and the EMS workout that changed her body in just 20 minutes. Literally everything!She also dives into her obsession with finance influencer Becca Bloom and what it means to live “long-term greedy,” shares a Black Swan-era internship story that might've launched Natalie Portman's movie poster moment, and why she builds every outfit around the perfect pair of shoes. This episode is your one-stop guide to all of Stassi's beauty must-haves.Shop all of Stassi's Faves on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/stassiThank you for supporting our sponsors!Caraway: Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 or use code STASSI10 at checkout to take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Hiya: Go to hiyahealth.com/STASSI to get 50% off your first orderNutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter promo code STASSIQuince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order.Thrive Market: Visit thrivemarket.com/stassi to get 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 gift!Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insuranceSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bestie Taylor Strecker is back, and things get weird fast—starting with her bizarre dream about Stassi, Beau, an arrest, and a sporting event. Then, they dive into Chappell Roan's “parents are in hell” controversy and the messy reality of motherhood—it's every emotion at once, and no one's totally wrong. Taylor's also going all-in with her wife, fully merging business and personal life with a joint Instagram (TikTok). Then, Meghan Markle. Stassi is furious. If the jam is factory-made, why hasn't she gotten hers yet?! Finally, Vanderpump Villa is coming to Hulu April 24th. Filming was intense but the experience was unforgettable—mic'd up 24/7, no breaks, no hiding. Taylor didn't even know how much she was allowed to say, They drop just enough hints before Stassi thanks her fans for keeping an eye out for their next big outing—Lady World!This episode is sponsored by: Progressive - Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance. Thrive Causemetics - Get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI. Cook Unity - Go to https://www.cookunity.com/STASSI for 50% off your first week. Liquid I.V. - Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. at LIQUIDIV.COM and use code STASSI at checkout.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After months of secrecy, Stassi is finally spilling all the details about Vanderpump Villa Season 2 on the heels of it's explosive new trailer! She details the summer she spent living in a 12th-century Italian castle - from soaking in the magic of Orvieto to making once-in-a-lifetime memories with her family, it was the ultimate dream.Then, she and C-O-Lo get into the pop culture drama—Meghan Markle sent a handwritten letter to Amanda Hirsch, but has still failed to acknowledge Stassi's unwavering support... or send any jam! Stassi has questions. Plus, Hailey Bieber's viral TikTok exposé—was she manifesting Justin or full-on stalking? They break it all down.This episode is sponsored by: OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com and use code STASSI for 15% off any product. Progressive - Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance. Ro - Go to RO.CO/STASSI to see if you qualify. Hiya - Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal you must go to hiyahealth.com/STASSI . Audible - Listen to Self-Conscious with Chrissy Teigen. The new wellness podcast from Audible. Go to Audible.com/Chrissypodcast and start listening today. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stassi's feeling under the weather, but that won't stop her from raving about her latest obsession: With Love, Megan. She's watched every episode and has a message for the haters—this show brings her joy, inspiration, and a newfound love for rainbow fruit salads and flower arranging. The real excitement? Stassi and Beau are heading to Vegas for Beau's 45th birthday—their first 24-hour getaway since becoming parents of two! They're skipping the clubs for gourmet dinners, Vegas shows, and most likely some early bedtimes (#adulting). Stassi and Beau are planning a much-needed escape, and we're here for all of it. Happy Birthday, Beau! This episode is sponsored by: OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com and use code STASSI for 15% off any product. Progressive - Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance. Thrive Causemetics - Get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI. Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter promo code STASSI. Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase. Chime - Take steps toward your financial goals with Chime's Secured...

Stassi's feeling under the weather, but that won't stop her from raving about her latest obsession: With Love, Megan. She's watched every episode and has a message for the haters—this show brings her joy, inspiration, and a newfound love for rainbow fruit salads and flower arranging. The real excitement? Stassi and Beau are heading to Vegas for Beau's 45th birthday—their first 24-hour getaway since becoming parents of two! They're skipping the clubs for gourmet dinners, Vegas shows, and most likely some early bedtimes (#adulting). Stassi and Beau are planning a much-needed escape, and we're here for all of it. Happy Birthday, Beau!This episode is sponsored by: OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com and use code STASSI for 15% off any product. Progressive - Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance. Thrive Causemetics - Get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI. Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter promo code STASSI. Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase. Chime - Take steps toward your financial goals with Chime's Secured Credit Builder Visa® Credit Card. Get started today at chime.com/Stassi. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kristina Kelly joins Stassi for a fun and much-needed early morning mom chat.  They swap parenting hacks, from breaking contact-napping habits to why Stassi and Beau swear by daytime sex for a better mood. They dive into what they're watching, from Outlander's less steamy and honestly boring love scenes to Meghan Markle's new homemaking show—Stassi loves the unattainable fantasy, but Kristina craves more authenticity. They also get real about influencer moms and what kids actually eat, with chicken nuggets and pasta taking the lead. Plus, Kristina teases new shades for her Heartspring tinted lip balm.  This episode is sponsored by: OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com and use code STASSI for 15% off any product. Progressive - Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance. Skims - The Fits Everybody collection is available in sizes XXS to 4X. You can shop now at SKIMS.com and SKIMS stores. Boll and Branch - Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/stassi . Liquid IV - Get 20% off your first order at LIQUIDIV.COM and use code STASSI at checkout.

Stassi and BFF Taylor Strecker are back, and the Oscars take center stage. Stassi's fired up—Wicked was the biggest movie of 2024 but got snubbed, while Anora, gritty and raw, took home the glory. They dive into the night's most memorable moments, from Mikey Madison's questionable reaction to Ariana Grande's show-stopping red carpet look. Taylor feels out of place at award shows, but Stassi lives for the Hollywood fanfare—they make her emotional, and she just can't get enough of the glitz, the glam, and the drama. Plus, they unpack the latest in the Blake vs. Justin lawsuit, and while Stassi's excitedly ready for Meghan Markle's new show, they both agree Meghan's social media could use a little Stassi energy to bring it into 2025! This episode is sponsored by: OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com and use code STASSI for 15% off any product. Progressive - Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance. Thrive Market - Go to ThriveMarket.com/stassi for 30% off your first order, plus a FREE sixty dollar gift! Hiya - Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI. Ro - Go to RO.CO/STASSI

Stassi teams up with comedy queen Whitney Cummings for a laugh-out-loud, brutally honest convo every woman needs. They tackle beauty pressures, Botox regrets, and AI photo filters—plus, Whitney shares a wild take on society's obsession with youth. They hilariously roast men's quirks, from alien invasion prep to their weird devotion to sleep-tracking rings (Stassi will never take Beau's seriously again). Stassi gets real about motherhood and friendships, while Whitney shares her pregnancy journey and why she's ditching Botox. Plus, Whitney's “Energy Dollars” concept is the ultimate hack for protecting your peace.  This episode is sponsored by: OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com and use code STASSI for 15% off any product.Thrive Causemetics - Get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI. Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter promo code STASSI. Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase. Progressive - Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.

Stassi and C-O-Lo  are deep in their astrology era, tackling TikTok trends and the struggle to have actual hobbies. Stassi's feed has been way too serious lately, so she's switching it up—starting with the viral astrology trend of dressing (and doing makeup) for your rising sign. Is it the key to truly feeling like your authentic self or just another TikTok rabbit hole? As a Capricorn rising (aka boss vibes), Stassi breaks down rising vs. Venus signs and makeup tips for each—like minimal for Capricorns and bold for Sagittarius—to help you feel the most you. Plus, they get into 12th house karma and past-life readings—was Stassi a ruthless queen or king? Then comes the real crisis: do any of us even have hobbies, or are we all just repeating what we see on TikTok? Stassi's committing to a new hobby—flower arranging—and in a surprise twist, Hartford has some very strong perfume opinions. This episode is sponsored by: OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com and use code STASSI for 15% off any product. Hiya - Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI. Thrive Causemetics - Get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI. Chime - Get started today at chime.com/Stassi . Skims - The Fits Everybody collection is available in sizes XXS to 4X. You can shop now at SKIMS.com and SKIMS stores.

Stassi sits down with Sarah Hoover to discuss her memoir, The Motherload which is Stassi's absolute favourite. Sarah opens up about her experiences with postpartum depression, childbirth  trauma, and those first few years of motherhood when she felt completely disconnected from her baby. It's a raw, relatable conversation that will make every mom feel seen and less alone. They dive into the messy, beautiful truths of motherhood, the identity shifts, the boring baby classes, and  the magical moments that make it all worth it. Plus, they swap spooky ghost stories (because why not?) and how they've found their groove as mom's. This episode is like a cozy chat  with your besties—honest, empowering, and a reminder that you're not alone in the wild ride of motherhood. This episode is sponsored by: OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com and use code STASSI for 15% off any product. Caraway Home - Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 for an additional 10% off your next purchase or use code Stassi10 at checkout. Boll and Branch - Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/stassi. Quince - Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.

Stassi is spilling all the royal tea in this episode, and it's all about the one and only Marie Antoinette! Joined by Even the Royals co-hosts Brooke Siffrin and Aricia Skidmore-Williams, they're diving into the life of history's most glamorous (and controversial) queen. They're breaking down the wildest rumors, the scandalous 18th-century tabloids (think TikTok drama channels), and the infamous Diamond Necklace Affair that helped topple the monarchy. Turns out, Marie was the original victim of cancel culture—hated for things she didn't even do. Stassi opens up about her deep connection to Versailles, sharing why she's so drawn to its opulence and drama. Together, they debate the highs and lows of royal life and tie it all together with a chat about Meghan Markle.  This episode is sponsored by: OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com and use code STASSI for 15% off any product. Nutrafol - Get $10 off and free shipping at Nutrafol.com with code STASSI. Our pLace - Go to fromourplace.com and enter my code STASSI at checkout to receive 10% off sitewide. Lume -Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off with promo code Stassi at Lumedeodorant.com! #lumepod. RO - Go to RO.CO/STASSI...

Stassi is joined by her sister Georgi for a fun-filled catch-up packed with laughs and sisterly banter. They dive into the age-old debate: who's got it worse—middle kids or firstborns? (Hint: Stassi's the firstborn and has opinions.) They also dish on Hartford's Wicked-meets-Frozen birthday bash and chat about how parents today are upping their playground game to avoid mom-shaming. Stassi fangirls over Outlander's latest time-travel twists, reminisces about rocking the Castlecore vibe before it was trendy, and wraps up with dreamy Jonathan Bailey moments. This episode is pure sisterly fun! This episode is sponsored by: OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com and use code STASSI for 15% off any product. Thrive Causemetics - Get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI. Rocket Money - Reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com/STASSI . Cook Unity - Go to https://www.cookunity.com/STASSI for 50% off your first week. SKIMS - The Fits Everybody collection shop now at SKIMS.com and SKIMS stores. Liquid I.V. - Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to LIQUIDIV.com and use code STASSI

In the short but terrible time that we thought TikTok was gone, Stassi had some big realizations—like maybe high-stress situations aren't her thing. Thankfully, TikTok survived, and now she's joined by hysterical TikTok star Max Balegde! They spill royal tea, laugh about Max's sweaty hands debacle, and swap stories about Disney conspiracy theories. From Samuel L. Jackson's unrecorded interview to Max's rise from viral videos to international TV, this episode is packed with hilarious moments and UK vibes. All thanks to the app that almost wasn't! This episode is sponsored by: OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com and use code STASSI for 15% off any product. Thrive Causemetics - Get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI. Progressive - Find insurance options within your budget at Progressive.com . Chime - Learn more at chime.com/Stassi . Hiya - Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.

Stassi and Beau share their deeply personal story of navigating the Los Angeles wildfires, where everything changed in an instant. As they struggled to manage their fear and panic—Stassi showing hers outwardly, Beau trying to stay calm—they worked together to prepare their kids and make the emotional decision to evacuate their beloved home before winds kicked back up this week. They reflect on how losing a home, whether you're a celebrity or not, is about so much more than walls—it's about memories, safety, and love. They are both consumed with thoughts of those who have lost absolutely everything they have worked hard to build. It's unimaginable. If you feel inclined to donate, at the end of the episode, they share some organizations supporting wildfire victims that are making a big difference. This episode is sponsored by: OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com and use code STASSI for 15% off any product. Thrive Causemetics - Get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI. Progressive - Find insurance options within your budget at Progressive.com . Thrive Market - Head to ThriveMarket.com/stassi to get 30% off your first order, plus FREE $60 gift. Nutrafol - Get $10 off and free shipping at Nutrafol.com with code STASSI. Caraway - Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 for an additional 10% off your next purchase or use code Stassi10 at checkout.

Stassi and C-O-Lo are kicking off 2025 with some major New Year's energy! After a long break with her kids, she's feeling emotional about Hartford growing up—especially now that her daughter lives in her Elphaba outfit and has her contemplating a Frozen-meets-Wicked birthday party mashup. Stassi is on a mission to find her word of the year, taking inspo from Meghan Markle's resilience, and spilling on how she's tackling social anxiety as part of her New Year's goals.  Plus, she's narrowing down her signature scent and embracing her forever love for Castlecore (she was into it before it was trendy). New year, new magic, and all the energy focused on manifesting positivity! This episode is sponsored by: Lume -Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off with promo code Stassi at Lumepodcast.com/Stassi ! #lumepod. OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com and use code STASSI for 15% off any product. RO - Go to RO.CO/STASSI to see if your insurance covers GLP-1s—for free. Hiya - Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI. Our Place - Go to fromourplace.com and enter my code STASSI at checkout to receive 10% off sitewide. Progressive - Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.

Stassi and her bestie Taylor Strecker are diving into holiday laughs and festive fun in this special Christmas Day episode. They kick things off dreaming up Jesus' signature cocktail (espresso martini or Prosecco?) and laughing about Stassi's idea for a gallery-worthy painting of Jesus with his drink of choice—sorry, Beau! TikTok panic is real as Stassi preps for its possible farewell, and Taylor spills the tea on hosting Anna Delvey at her holiday party. From cheetah-print ornaments to Santa Barbara Christmas plans and toddler-level Santa logistics, it's holiday magic, laughs, and plenty of inappropriate gifts. Cheers! This episode is sponsored by: Nutrafol - Receive $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping. Go to Nutrafol.com use promo code STASSI. Lightbox Jewelry - Shop lab-grown diamonds at lightboxjewelry.com and get 10% off your first order with code STASSI10.

Stassi and C-O-Lo are bringing the holiday cheer and a side of awkwardness in this festive episode! Stassi dives into her deep discomfort with opening gifts in front of people (can we normalize private gift-opening, please?) and shares her hilarious white elephant story, complete with sneaky gift-hiding. They chat about the lost art of thank-you cards, go-to holiday gift ideas, and the magic of Elf on the Shelf. Plus, Stassi vents about Beau hijacking her perfectly curated wrapping aesthetic, and they swap stories about revealing the big secret about Santa. It's all things holiday, with laughs, relatable rants, and plenty of sparkle! This episode is sponsored by:Quince - Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Hiya- Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI. Ro - Go to RO.CO/STASSI to find out if you're covered for free. OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com for 15% off sitewide and enter promo code STASSI.

Stassi's back, and this time, Beau joins her for what's basically a podcast date night. They kick things off with Stassi's mysterious chin pain and dreams of a Mommy Makeover before diving into a hilarious game of questions. From social media icks like caption cringe and overused filters to conspiracies about secret celebrity tunnels with elite Starbucks, nothing's off-limits. Stassi debates how she'd prove she's from the future (witch or leader vibes?), and Beau dreams of a 1960s sports car while Stassi plans to splurge on Versailles antiques. It's all fun, laughs, and a lot to talk about with these two! This episode is sponsored by: Lume - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off with promo code Stassi at Lumepodcast.com/Stassi! #lumepod. Better Help - This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/STASSI and get on your way to being your best self. Chime - Open your account in 2 minutes at chime.com/STASSI . Thrive Causemetics - Get an exclusive 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI. Our Place - Go to fromourplace.com and enter my code STASSI at checkout to receive 10% off sitewide.

Stassi kicks off December with her BFF Taylor Strecker for a hilarious chat that covers everything from Christmas chaos to internet trolls. Stassi shares her dream of escaping LA's holiday monotony, and the duo swaps parenting stories, like Messer's energy overload to Hartford tattling on bounce house kids, and Stassi hilariously “tells on herself” as a self-proclaimed narc They dive into celebrity gossip, including Taylor's viral Page Six moments, and dish on beauty trends like preventative facelifts. Add yin-yang twin dynamics, Stassi's awkward Moana premiere moment, and a little Lindsey Lohan glow-up admiration—it's holiday overload! This episode is sponsored by: Lightbox Jewelry - New customers get 10% off their first order on lightboxjewelry.com using the code STASSI10. Hiya- Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI. Nutrafol - Recieve $10 off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code STRAIGHTUPGIFT. Dreamland Baby - Go to dreamlandbabyco.com and use my code STASSI for the BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. Caraway - Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase. Thrive Market - Go to ThriveMarket.com/stassi...

Wine is poured, and the laughs are flowing as Stassi and Kristina Kelly dive into an unfiltered late-night chat! They kick things off with Stassi's hilarious tale of almost changing her name to Stassi schroedér (with an accent, of course) and agree that nicknames—like Kristina's iconic “Groceries”—are what stick, even if they make no sense. They swap makeup tips, with Stassi revealing the secret behind her flawless glam (hint: foundation + Airwrap = magic) and a PSA on FaceApp that'll make you rethink Instagram. Add wine, baby nicknames, and a side of self-love, and you've got a late night vibe. Cheers!  This episode is sponsored by: Lightbox Jewelry - New customers get 10% off their first order on lightboxjewelry.com using the code STASSI10. Better Help - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp - Visit BetterHelp.com/STASSI today to get 10% off your first month. Jenni Kayne - From now through the end of November, shopthe @JenniKayne sale and get 25% off at jennikayne.com/stassi15! #jennikaynepartner

It's a solo episode, and Stassi is in a slump. She's feeling uninspired, can't celebrate her wins, and her “alone time cup” is running on empty. Enter: the Martha Stewart documentary. Stassi breaks down why Martha's DGAF attitude and fabulous reinvention journey sparked just enough inspo to shake her out of it (and made her consider gardening… briefly). She also spills on her human design chart (manifestor vibes, baby), drops a fiery take on the empath trend, and shares why five-year plans are overrated. Slump or no slump, this episode is packed with laughs and plenty of queen energy. This episode is sponsored by:Quince - Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Hiya- Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI. Ro - Go to RO.CO/STASSI to find out if you're covered for free. Liquid I.V. - Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. Go to LIQUIDIV.COM and use code STASSI at checkout. Lightbox Jewelry - New customers get 10% off their first order on lightboxjewelry.com using the code STASSI10. OUAI - Go to THEOUAI.com for 15% off sitewide and enter promo code STASSI.

This week, Stassi is back with C-O-Lo, sharing all the big moves as the podcast joins the Podcast One family! After a rare three-day social marathon and juggling 24/7 parenting duties with Messer's unpredictable nap schedule, Stassi dives into her fabulous night at Mariah Carey's “Christmas Time” tour show—she was there for all the holiday vibes, and every song was perfection. Then, they talk about  “nepo-babies” (they're here, deal with it!) and Stassi breaks down her unforgettable look for the Wicked premiere—and why it might just be the best movie ever. From Martha Stewart's effortlessly iconic doc to Blake Lively's latest fashion slay and Ryan Reynolds' surprisingly “serious” side, they wrap up a magical weekend filled with glam, gossip, and everything in between! This episode is sponsored by: Nutrafol - First month's subscription and free shipping at Nutrafol.com and enter promo code STRAIGHTUP. Caraway - Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 for up to 20% off your next purchase. Limited-time offer. Chime - Open your account in 2 minutes at chime.com/ STASSI . Lightbox - New customers get 10% off their first order on lightboxjewelry.com. Use code STASSI10. Thrive - Go to ThriveMarket.com/stassi for 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 gift!

Stassi chats with best friend and fellow podcaster Taylor Strecker about cold facetiming, building forts, SJP in Hocus Pocus 2, Hartford's Halloween costume debacle, Christmas tree etiquette, the TikTok science behind holiday decorations, drinking Avaline Lambrusco out of celebratory glasses, and why you shouldn't gossip in front of your kids.This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp - Visit BetterHelp.com/STASSI today to get 10% off your first month.Hiya - Get 50% OFF your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSIDreamland Baby - Go to dreamlandbabyco.com and use code STASSI for the BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!Boll & Branch - For 25% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets, head to BollAndBranch.com/STASSILightbox Jewelry - All new customers will get 10% off their first order on lightboxjewelry.com using the code STASSI10

It's the week of Halloween and Stassi's leaning in to the spooky spirit with her friend and psychic Chris Media this week! Stassi and Chris discuss what it's like for Chris living every day with his psychic ability (hearing ghosts and his guides) and he shares some extraordinary stories about specific instances where even he was surprised by spirits.Chris gives Stassi a live reading on the podcast and he focuses on big success coming to her in the next few years, as well as challenges her to "find herself" during this down time before things in her life really ramp up. He predicts one more child for her and Beau, as well as a big house move within the next 4 years. To book a reading with Chris Medina, go to www.chrismedina.guide!This episode is sponsored by:Liquid IV - Shop nationwide at Costco or get 20% off your first order at LiquidIV.com using code STASSI at checkout.Chime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSIOuai - Go to theouai.com and use code STASSI for 15% off your entire purchase. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the week of Halloween and Stassi's leaning in to the spooky spirit with her friend and psychic Chris Media this week! Stassi and Chris discuss what it's like for Chris living every day with his psychic ability (hearing ghosts and his guides) and he shares some extraordinary stories about specific instances where even he was surprised by spirits.Chris gives Stassi a live reading on the podcast and he focuses on big success coming to her in the next few years, as well as challenges her to "find herself" during this down time before things in her life really ramp up. He predicts one more child for her and Beau, as well as a big house move within the next 4 years. To book a reading with Chris Medina, go to www.chrismedina.guide!This episode is sponsored by:Liquid IV - Shop nationwide at Costco or get 20% off your first order at LiquidIV.com using code STASSI at checkout.Chime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSIOuai - Go to theouai.com and use code STASSI for 15% off your entire purchase.

On this episode, Stassi and C-O-Lo talk about a couple big mysteries they're currently pondering. First, Stassi explains how, since COVID, going out to dinner after dark (aka after Messer goes to bed), and being in very social situations in general still feels a little uncomfortable and awkward. She's not sure if it's because she's a mom, because we were all stuck inside for over a year in 2020-2021, or if it's just our age -- but she went out after dark twice this past week and has a lot of thoughts about it -- including realizing she doesn't know how people are dressing for dinner at trendy restaurants these days and how she went through several outfits to cover up her psoriasis and choose her final look. Stassi and Lo then dissect the conspiracy theory about the "actor bahn" tunnels under Downtown Los Angeles. They playfully poke fun at the Tiktok that sent them into this spiral where a "Starbucks employee" was being interviewed and then they explain all the reasons why there's no way it could be true - but it's still fun to think about!This episode is sponsored by:Caraway - Visit carawayhome.com/STASSI or use code STASSI at checkout and you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Ro - Interested in a GLP-1? Memberships at Ro start at just $99 for your first month. Go to ro.co/STASSI for more info.Ouai - Go to theouai.com and use code STASSI for 15% off your entire purchase. Hiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Quince - Go to quince.com/STASSI for free shipping and 365 day returnsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Stassi and C-O-Lo talk about a couple big mysteries they're currently pondering. First, Stassi explains how, since COVID, going out to dinner after dark (aka after Messer goes to bed), and being in very social situations in general still feels a little uncomfortable and awkward. She's not sure if it's because she's a mom, because we were all stuck inside for over a year in 2020-2021, or if it's just our age -- but she went out after dark twice this past week and has a lot of thoughts about it -- including realizing she doesn't know how people are dressing for dinner at trendy restaurants these days and how she went through several outfits to cover up her psoriasis and choose her final look. Stassi and Lo then dissect the conspiracy theory about the "actor bahn" tunnels under Downtown Los Angeles. They playfully poke fun at the Tiktok that sent them into this spiral where a "Starbucks employee" was being interviewed and then they explain all the reasons why there's no way it could be true - but it's still fun to think about!This episode is sponsored by:Caraway - Visit carawayhome.com/STASSI or use code STASSI at checkout and you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Ro - Interested in a GLP-1? Memberships at Ro start at just $99 for your first month. Go to ro.co/STASSI for more info.Ouai - Go to theouai.com and use code STASSI for 15% off your entire purchase. Hiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Quince - Go to quince.com/STASSI for free shipping and 365 day returnsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Stassi and Kristina Kelly give you a true glimpse into what a typical hangout session is like (with a bit of rose) where they bounce around from topic to topic, discussing everything - and nothing at all!Stassi and Kristina connect over motherhood, as they both have sons a similar age. They discuss sleep regressions, feeling conflicted about Tiktok mom creators, feeling mom guilt/judgement, and agreeing that pouches are their secret weapon during meal time. Kristina also talks about the house she and Max are building, and all the decision pressure that comes with it.They then dive into a very random sequence of questions from Kristina's partner Max. His questions are truly so basic but so hysterical and clever - ones we'd never think to discuss like: "do you and your partner share the same bath towel?" and "do you cut your toothpaste tube in half when it gets low?". They end on addressing the age-old rumor that the average human swallows 89* spiders in their lifetime and really pick apart why eating a spider while sleeping is gross.*This may or may not be the correct number. Just go with it.This episode is sponsored by: Thrive Market - Go to www.thrivemarket.com/straightup for 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 giftChime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSINutrafol - Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code STRAIGHTUPQuince - Go to quince.com/STASSI for free shipping and 365 day returnsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Stassi and Kristina Kelly give you a true glimpse into what a typical hangout session is like (with a bit of rose) where they bounce around from topic to topic, discussing everything - and nothing at all!Stassi and Kristina connect over motherhood, as they both have sons a similar age. They discuss sleep regressions, feeling conflicted about Tiktok mom creators, feeling mom guilt/judgement, and agreeing that pouches are their secret weapon during meal time. Kristina also talks about the house she and Max are building, and all the decision pressure that comes with it.They then dive into a very random sequence of questions from Kristina's partner Max. His questions are truly so basic but so hysterical and clever - ones we'd never think to discuss like: "do you and your partner share the same bath towel?" and "do you cut your toothpaste tube in half when it gets low?". They end on addressing the age-old rumor that the average human swallows 89* spiders in their lifetime and really pick apart why eating a spider while sleeping is gross.*This may or may not be the correct number. Just go with it.This episode is sponsored by: Thrive Market - Go to www.thrivemarket.com/straightup for 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 giftChime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSINutrafol - Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code STRAIGHTUPQuince - Go to quince.com/STASSI for free shipping and 365 day returnsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Stassi is joined by C-O-Lo French and Stassi has a long list of items she's dying to discuss starting with "What's In The Rug?!" - Katie Santry's Tiktok rug journey that captivated the whole internet for a few days! Stassi and Lo both detail how they followed the Tiktoks live and what they think the truth is. Hopefully Katie keeps the world updated! Next, Stassi shares that she wants to go on a perfume journey to find her signature scent. One of the main questions she's asked at Meet and Greets is what perfume she wears, but she really doesn't wear it often!! Stassi's new goal is to find one main signature scent and make it part of her personality so her kids can remember her by it the way she remembers her grandmother by her perfume. She'll keep everyone posted on the progress. Finally, Stassi is also on the hunt for a Color Analysis professional to come "do her colors" so she can figure out what season she is. We'll do it live on the podcast and we'll figure it out once and for all! This episode is sponsored by:Boll and Branch - Go to bollandbranch.com/stassi for 15% off your first sheet set plus free shipping! Hiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Blue Nile - Experience the ease and convenience of shopping Blue Nile, the original online jeweler.Thrive Causemetics - Luxury beauty that gives back. Get an exclusive 10% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSIChime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSIDreamland Baby - Go to dreamlandbabyco.com and enter code STASSI at checkout to receive 20% off sitewide + free shipping. This offer is for new and existing customersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Stassi is joined by C-O-Lo French and Stassi has a long list of items she's dying to discuss starting with "What's In The Rug?!" - Katie Santry's Tiktok rug journey that captivated the whole internet for a few days! Stassi and Lo both detail how they followed the Tiktoks live and what they think the truth is. Hopefully Katie keeps the world updated! Next, Stassi shares that she wants to go on a perfume journey to find her signature scent. One of the main questions she's asked at Meet and Greets is what perfume she wears, but she really doesn't wear it often!! Stassi's new goal is to find one main signature scent and make it part of her personality so her kids can remember her by it the way she remembers her grandmother by her perfume. She'll keep everyone posted on the progress. Finally, Stassi is also on the hunt for a Color Analysis professional to come "do her colors" so she can figure out what season she is. We'll do it live on the podcast and we'll figure it out once and for all! This episode is sponsored by:Boll and Branch - Go to bollandbranch.com/stassi for 15% off your first sheet set plus free shipping! Hiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Blue Nile - Experience the ease and convenience of shopping Blue Nile, the original online jeweler.Thrive Causemetics - Luxury beauty that gives back. Get an exclusive 10% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSIChime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSIDreamland Baby - Go to dreamlandbabyco.com and enter code STASSI at checkout to receive 20% off sitewide + free shipping. This offer is for new and existing customersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Stassi's favorite time of year - Fall - which means it's almost time for her favorite holiday - Halloween!! On this episode, Stassi is joined by her sister Georgi to talk all things fall. Of course they touch on basic bitch tendencies like pumpkin spice lattes and Georgi stumbling upon Reba's fall corn maze - but they also discuss how Stassi is planning to decorate the house and what she is planning for her family's costume.The conversation seamlessly leads into a Disney chat as Georgi is a "Disney adult" and Stassi's theme is Disney related. They discuss their favorite (and least favorite) Disney princess characters and deep dive into why. They end on honoring Dame Maggie Smith (RIP) and chatting all things Downton Abbey and Harry Potter in here honor. This episode is sponsored by:Caraway - Visit carawayhome.com/STASSI or use code STASSI at checkout and you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Smartwater - Life's full of choices. Smartwater is a simple one. Visit drinksmartwater.com to learn more. Chime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSISee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Stassi's favorite time of year - Fall - which means it's almost time for her favorite holiday - Halloween!! On this episode, Stassi is joined by her sister Georgi to talk all things fall. Of course they touch on basic bitch tendencies like pumpkin spice lattes and Georgi stumbling upon Reba's fall corn maze - but they also discuss how Stassi is planning to decorate the house and what she is planning for her family's costume.The conversation seamlessly leads into a Disney chat as Georgi is a "Disney adult" and Stassi's theme is Disney related. They discuss their favorite (and least favorite) Disney princess characters and deep dive into why. They end on honoring Dame Maggie Smith (RIP) and chatting all things Downton Abbey and Harry Potter in here honor. This episode is sponsored by:Caraway - Visit carawayhome.com/STASSI or use code STASSI at checkout and you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Smartwater - Life's full of choices. Smartwater is a simple one. Visit drinksmartwater.com to learn more. Chime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSISee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stassi is joined by her bestie Taylor Strecker on this episode! Stassi starts out by commending Taylor for surprisingly not spiraling about how long it's been since she's been a guest on the podcast - which then leads Stassi into oversharing about how she recently spiraled over the comments section on a recent post.The pair then dive into the lack of celebrity gossip lately and end up discussing a few of their favorite topics including JLo/Ben's recent paparazzi moment, Taylor finally being named in the Daily Mail, Taylor Swift/Gigi Hadid's recent dinner in NYC, and how Taylor ran into Anna Wintour with Sutton Stracke. They also debate Josh Hartnett vs Joshua Jackson and discuss The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (and choose their most and least favorite member of #momtok). They end on Stassi's reaction to learning that Selena Gomez recently shared that she watches Vanderpump Rules and talks to her friends (Taylor Swift) about it... and how Taylor wants all 4 of them to be besties.This episode is sponsored by:Quince - Go to quince.com/STASSI for free shipping and 365 day returnsOuai - Go to theouai.com and use code STASSI for 15% off your entire purchase. Chime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSINutrafol - Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code STRAIGHTUPRo - Interested in a GLP-1? Memberships at Ro start at just $99 for your first month. Go to ro.co/STASSI for more info.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stassi is joined by her bestie Taylor Strecker on this episode! Stassi starts out by commending Taylor for surprisingly not spiraling about how long it's been since she's been a guest on the podcast - which then leads Stassi into oversharing about how she recently spiraled over the comments section on a recent post.The pair then dive into the lack of celebrity gossip lately and end up discussing a few of their favorite topics including JLo/Ben's recent paparazzi moment, Taylor finally being named in the Daily Mail, Taylor Swift/Gigi Hadid's recent dinner in NYC, and how Taylor ran into Anna Wintour with Sutton Stracke. They also debate Josh Hartnett vs Joshua Jackson and discuss The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (and choose their most and least favorite member of #momtok). They end on Stassi's reaction to learning that Selena Gomez recently shared that she watches Vanderpump Rules and talks to her friends (Taylor Swift) about it... and how Taylor wants all 4 of them to be besties.This episode is sponsored by:Quince - Go to quince.com/STASSI for free shipping and 365 day returnsOuai - Go to theouai.com and use code STASSI for 15% off your entire purchase. Chime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSINutrafol - Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code STRAIGHTUPRo - Interested in a GLP-1? Memberships at Ro start at just $99 for your first month. Go to ro.co/STASSI for more info.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Stassi and C-O-Lo French are recording from The Ritz Carlton in Boston! They recap very successful and fun events in St. Louis and Chicago. Stassi also talks a lot about New Orleans and how much she's missed it since she hasn't visited since 2019! Stassi explains how when you're from New Orleans, the question you ask anyone who also is from there is, "Where did you go to school?" and she explains to Lo why so many girls came up to her at her meet & greet saying they were a "Pink Panther". Lo and Stassi talk about dinner with Stassi's family at Galatoire's and analyze Stassi's love of cemetery's - afterall, they can see one from their window in Boston and that's one of Stassi's favorite parts of this hotel.This episode is sponsored by:Liquid IV - Shop nationwide at Costco or get 20% off your first order at LiquidIV.com using code STASSI at checkout.Chime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSIHiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSISee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Stassi and C-O-Lo French are recording from The Ritz Carlton in Boston! They recap very successful and fun events in St. Louis and Chicago. Stassi also talks a lot about New Orleans and how much she's missed it since she hasn't visited since 2019! Stassi explains how when you're from New Orleans, the question you ask anyone who also is from there is, "Where did you go to school?" and she explains to Lo why so many girls came up to her at her meet & greet saying they were a "Pink Panther". Lo and Stassi talk about dinner with Stassi's family at Galatoire's and analyze Stassi's love of cemetery's - afterall, they can see one from their window in Boston and that's one of Stassi's favorite parts of this hotel.This episode is sponsored by:Liquid IV - Shop nationwide at Costco or get 20% off your first order at LiquidIV.com using code STASSI at checkout.Chime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSIHiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSISee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Stassi and C-O-Lo are recapping the beginning of Stassi's book tour for You Can't Have It All. From the moment they landed back in LA from Europe, it has been go go go to get Stassi ready for her book tour. Stassi and Lo bring you through their first two days in New York and New Jersey - including recapping the PatBo fashion show, doing an intimate appearance at the legendary bookstore The Strand, and going back to Bookends in NJ and meeting 1,000+ people! This episode is sponsored by:The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives - Watch the full series now on Hulu.Blue Nile - Experience the ease and convenience of shopping Blue Nile, the original online jeweler.Caraway - Visit carawayhome.com/STASSI or use code STASSI at checkout and you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Thrive Market - Go to www.thrivemarket.com/straightup for 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Stassi and C-O-Lo are recapping the beginning of Stassi's book tour for You Can't Have It All. From the moment they landed back in LA from Europe, it has been go go go to get Stassi ready for her book tour. Stassi and Lo bring you through their first two days in New York and New Jersey - including recapping the PatBo fashion show, doing an intimate appearance at the legendary bookstore The Strand, and going back to Bookends in NJ and meeting 1,000+ people! This episode is sponsored by:The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives - Watch the full series now on Hulu.Blue Nile - Experience the ease and convenience of shopping Blue Nile, the original online jeweler.Caraway - Visit carawayhome.com/STASSI or use code STASSI at checkout and you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Thrive Market - Go to www.thrivemarket.com/straightup for 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Beau joins Stassi for their last Stassi podcast episode from Europe where Stassi has a bad case of the Sunday Scaries. Even though she's trying to soak up every moment left, she can't help but start to think about all the things that she has to do when she gets back home to LA - Messer's birthday, her book tour, and of course, decorating for Halloween! This episode is sponsored by:Boll and Branch - Go to bollandbranch.com/stassi for 15% off your first sheet set plus free shipping! Dreamland Baby - Go to dreamlandbabyco.com and enter code STASSI at checkout to receive 20% off sitewide + free shipping. This offer is for new and existing customersThrive Causemetics - Luxury beauty that gives back. Get an exclusive 10% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSIHiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Watch The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives on Hulu, Sept 6th! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Beau joins Stassi for their last Stassi podcast episode from Europe where Stassi has a bad case of the Sunday Scaries. Even though she's trying to soak up every moment left, she can't help but start to think about all the things that she has to do when she gets back home to LA - Messer's birthday, her book tour, and of course, decorating for Halloween! This episode is sponsored by:Boll and Branch - Go to bollandbranch.com/stassi for 15% off your first sheet set plus free shipping! Dreamland Baby - Go to dreamlandbabyco.com and enter code STASSI at checkout to receive 20% off sitewide + free shipping. This offer is for new and existing customersThrive Causemetics - Luxury beauty that gives back. Get an exclusive 10% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSIHiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Watch The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives on Hulu, Sept 6th! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.