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Love her or hate her, but you can’t ignore the sassy, quick-witted Stassi Schroeder, star of Bravo’s “Vanderpump Rules.” Never one to hold back on any topic, Stassi is here with a weekly podcast, “Straight Up with Stassi’, a biting and hilarious look at the world and everyone in it, according to the…

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    Jackie Schimmel: Consistency is the Rhythm of Her Dance Floor

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2022 55:19

    Stassi's first guest back on the podcast is none other than The Bitch Bible icon, Jackie Schimmel. Jackie was one of Stassi's favorite guests on SUWS, so they spend the first part of the episode catching up and reminiscing. Stassi and Jackie also discuss Jackie's #1 iTunes hit "Bitch", her very specific daily routine, and why you *don't* need to do it all to be successful.

    Welcome Back to Straight Up With Stassi

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2022 33:29

    After a 2+ year hiatus, Stassi Schroeder Clark is back with new episodes of Straight Up With Stassi! In this episode, Stassi brings her Khaleesis up to speed on what has been going on since her last episode aired in May 2020. She also talks about her new podcast structure and what everyone can expect moving forward. 

    Blame Jersey Shore

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2020 63:42

    Taylor Strecker joins Stassi to let her know that she's actually happy to be living in Jersey. Stassi insists that Uber not remove the "No Talking" requests that passengers can make. Plus, they discuss current hot topics like: Could any couple possibly survive being quarantined in a studio apartment? Who's actually flying in the planes that go over us? Are there really people who HAVE TO eat massive amounts of food just to maintain their weight? And, Taylor goes off on the Something Navy drama!

    Coronabride Updates with Lala Kent

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2020 56:47

    Stassi and Lala Kent answer fan questions during this quarantine check in. Lala shares the torture of her facial platelet injection, the drama of her past drop-kicking food fights with fiance Randall Emmett, and how Stassi might actually be Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka. Also, has lock-down stolen their collective Bridezilla Mojo? And Lala guesses which movie stars would play them if VPR was made into a movie.

    It's Brittany, Bitch

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2020 47:14

    Vanderpump Rules' Brittany Cartwright and Stassi talk about what they'll do the minute the lock down ends, how they're effectively managing Jax and Beau, and the pros and cons of a Zoom Birthday party. Plus Brittany dishes on the biggest misconception about her husband Jax Taylor, her favorite recipe to cook, decorating tips, and she FINALLY chooses which cast member of "Friends" is her all-time favorite.

    "Are you there God? It's me, Stassi" - with Jackie Schimmel

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2020 41:19

    On the brink of losing her shit for real, Stassi hooks chats with Jackie Schimmel and calls her out for appearing to ACTUALLY be thriving during this pandemic and being an "undercover wellness junkie." Jackie responds by providing Stassi with her survival guide - a.k.a. what she does to delude herself ever day. Plus, is Jackie really triggered by birds and vomit?

    It's Gonna Be May

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2020 51:58

    Stassi talks to Beau about getting her quarantine life together - The challenge of living with someone - Who’s supposed to do what and who’s always ticked off about it - and when does the sex actually happen. Plus, they discuss the details of the Engagement episode that just aired on VPR, including Beau’s take as the victim of Stassi’s infamous Dark Passenger moment.

    There are 3 Sides to Every Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2020 45:59

    Real OG Katie Maloney joins Stassi from her Valley Quarantine HQ to discuss how she could possibly ramp up her fights with Tom to Stassi and Beau's Dark Passenger level. Plus, they get into the real drama behind the Witches of WeHo breakup on VPR.

    The Many Stages of Quarantine

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2020 54:31

    Stassi does a FaceTime podcast with Taylor trying to figure out what the hell they should talk about on a daily basis. What responsible "consistent" drinking is. The appropriate Quarantine stages of grief. How angry tweets can be OK. Plus, some RHOBH Tea and whether Stassi got secretly married.

    What day is it anymore?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 69:17

    Stassi and Beau talk about "Stay at Home" challenges, like finding the motivation to do anything, doing a podcast from home with totally shitty Wifi. and how IG'ers posting pictures of themselves "thriving" makes Stassi's head explode.  Plus, they answer listener questions about the new home, the fate of the wedding and and behind the scenes of the date night you just watched on Vanderpump rules. 

    Quarantine Q & A with Beau

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2020 52:08

    Stassi and Beau answer some blunt and simple questions to measure whether their relationship can survive the COVID quarantine. Feel free to try this with you and your partner.

    Quarantine Life is making Me Crazy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2020 45:23

    Stassi and Taylor Strecker connect remotely to discuss the harsh reality of dealing with the coronavirus quarantine. They chat about how forced free time isn’t as great as it seems - plus, daily motivation and mood issues, whether to actually get dressed, and how to feel like a human again. They also discuss Stassi's twitter feud with Kristen Doute after this week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules.

    Next Level Lockdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 55:22

    Stassi and her fiance Beau are quarantined in their new house under the new COVID-19 "Safer at Home" restrictions and they have a lot of questions. They discuss how they learned they were being sent home from tour, the supplies that were most important for them to stock up on, and Stassi gives 10 tips to have the most basic quarantine. 

    The MF OG Kristina Kelly

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2020 65:48

    Stassi gets personal with her OG Kristina Kelly. They talk about how to start up a business, their current sex life status, answer a bunch of listener questions and so much more.​

    Girls Gotta Eat, know what I mean?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2020 61:14

    Stassi chats with Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine, of the Girls Gotta Eat podcast, about managing relationships, love, life and online dating. They also cover banging in public bathrooms and using nacho platters as a weapon. Plus, Stassi breaks out some listener questions about sex and relationships.

    Buy Yourself The F*cking Lillies w/ Tara Schuster

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2020 52:28

    Comedy Central TV Exec, Playwright and Author, Tara Schuster, tells Stassi about the "rock bottom" moment that inspired new book, Buy Yourself The Fucking Lillies. They discuss Tara's writing process, the necessity of taking time to spoil yourself and daily journaling as a mandatory means of self care, and how it's possible to lift yourself from the "rock-bottom" moments in your life and find your version of "happy". Tara seemingly had it all together -- but underneath her veneer of success, she had to overcome being a chronically anxious, self-medicating mess -- owing in large part to her minimally parented upbringing. After drunk dialing her therapist on her 25th birthday, she knew she needed a wake up call. Buy Yourself The F*cking Lilies tells the story of Tara’s path to “re-parenting” herself and becoming a “ninja of self-love.” Through simple daily rituals, Tara transformed her mind, body, and relationships. Her aim for the book is to help people create a life they truly, totally f*cking LOVE.

    Miss Americana is All of Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2020 66:39

    Stassi and Katie Maloney dissect Taylor Swift's new Netflix documentary "Miss Americana" and discuss how they relate to her story. They also talk about Jessica Simpson's new book! 

    Straight Up Super Bowl

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 82:07

    Stassi and Beau rate and review the J-Lo/Shakira Super Bowl Halftime show. Was it too much? Or was it too amazing? Plus Stassi sings and then works out a risqué portrait plan with Beau.

    The Bellas Forgot to Tell Me They're BOTH Pregnant!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2020 56:27

    Congrats to the Bellas on their baby announcements! On this episode, Wrestling and Reality superstars Nikki and Brie Bella open up to Stassi about how they chose their career and life paths, including: surviving insults, harassment, broken bones and broken engagements. They also talk about their entrepreneurial endeavors and tease what's to co come - without fully giving Stassi the baby exclusive. It's OK, we forgive them.

    Whitney Cummings, the Queen Bee of Comedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2020 69:33

    The brilliantly hilarious Whitney Cummings shares stories with Stassi about being "initiated" into LA culture. How they both dipped their toes into Hollywood's most infamous cult, taking Belfie's, social media authenticity vs. pure BS, and how Whitney will do ads for any product as long as they pay.

    We Are Homeowners!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2020 57:13

    Stassi and Beau regroup after her girls trip to Utah and talk about the home buying process and how school doesn't teach you crap about how to do it. Plus they discuss how their convenient balance of blind optimism and crippling negativity worked perfectly to close the deal.​

    I'm Back Bitches

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2020 59:55

    Stassi kicks off 2020 by sharing here views on New Year's resolutions, what she's manifesting for herself this year, and why "freedom" is her word this year.  Plus, Stassi talks about the major Meghan Markle/Prince Harry announcement and the Season 8 Premiere of VPR.

    73 Questions with Katie Maloney-Schwartz

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2019 68:43

    Stassi grills her BFF, Katie, with 73 questions about her likes and dislikes, how she deals with toxic friendships, life on and off Vanderpump Rules, and a day in the life with Tom Schwartz.

    Travel Troubles

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2019 48:51

    In this special "Beau-ness" episode, an insanely tired Stassi, Taylor and Beau talk about their Burbank to SF travel nightmare, which sent Beau into full-on bitch mode. Plus, Stassi's lost luggage debacle, the end of the 2019 tour and how the 2020 Bougie Bus Tour is blowing up already.  

    Kardashian vs. Kardashian

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2019 51:02

    Right before going on stage live in Phoenix, Stassi and Taylor chose sides in the current Kardashian family feud. Plus, they spill all the dirty details behind the 2020 Bougie Bus Tour - including why it's NOT happening in a freakin' RV.

    Blizzards, Bossy Stassi and The Bougie Bus Tour

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2019 49:38

    Stassi and Beau talk about the upcoming 2020 Bougie Bus Tour, then give the dirty details about surviving Thanksgiving in a blizzard without power. Plus, crazy stuff that happens during the live shows and Stassi's intense anxiety about the LA show.

    A Basic Bitch Thanksgiving

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2019 53:14

    Stassi and Lo talk about all the good and not-so-good things that Thanksgiving brings every year, including buying chains to drive in the LA snow. That's right, LA snow. They also answer some important listener Q's about appropriate holiday food, alcohol, clothes and traditions. Plus, Stassi attempts to fill a 10 person table with her favorite "Bravo-lebrities."

    Toilet Talk w Taylor Strecker

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2019 53:02

    Technical issues force Stassi and Taylor to record the podcast in a Chicago hotel bathroom, where get into the challenge of being super busy, the stress of creating "Basically Stassi" and how much money do you really need to be happy.

    The Power of NO with Catt Sadler

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2019 49:28

    Stassi chats with former E! host Catt Sadler about she learned to stand up for herself and make tough-but-smart choices in her career and life. Plus, Is Catt part of the Meghan Markle fan club? Hmm, listen and learn.

    An Unintentional Therapy Session with Ross Mathews

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2019 55:58

    Pop Culture expert, TV Red Carpet Host and 'Straight Talk' podcaster, Ross Mathews joins Stassi for a podcast-turned-therapy session on this episode of SUWS. The pair chats about getting lost in the nostalgia of Sex and The City, how to tell if you're being a good friend, the current landscape of the fashion industry and how designers may be pricing themselves out, royal wedding invitations and Ross' "near miss" at The View.

    Wedding Prep and all things Bachelor with Wells Adams

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2019 73:53

    Bachelor in Paradise star Wells Adams compares the craziness of his and Sarah Hyland's pre-wedding festivities with Stassi's whole extravaganza. Then he tells us the real difference between The Bachelor and the Bachelorette. Plus, Wells explains how he ended up doing podcasts with both Stephanie Pratt and Brandi Cyrus.

    Trick or Treat: Wedding Spoilers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2019 65:12

    Stassi and Beau talk about how grown-up life has morphed their Halloween plans into virtually nothingness. Plus, they recap their recent wedding planning trip to Italy and Rome. Spoiler alert - there are no spoilers. Or are there?

    Sipping the Bravo Tea w/ Ronnie and Ben from Watch What Crappens

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2019 71:26

    The hosts of Stassi's FAVORITE podcast, Watch What Crappens, stop by to talk everything Bravo on this episode of Straight Up With Stassi! Ronnie and Ben dig into Vanderpump Rules, Bethenney Frankel's RHONY exit, and Southern Charm! Plus, they discuss Downtown Abbey, Les Mis and more!

    Beau Clark and Taylor Strecker

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2019 66:21

    Stassi, Taylor, and Beau take a break from the podcast tour to record a podcast. The three discuss how some friends from growing up act once they became famous and how friends change throughout your life.

    BONUS: Ask Stassi with Lo French

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2019 38:06

    Stassi and Lo go thru a list of serious and not-so-serious questions from Khaleesis, including: where she and Beau should get married, how to calm the F down, how her relationship has changed since getting engaged, and what spooky city she digs the most.

    Dishing with Danny Pellegrino

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2019 47:16

    Stassi and the hilarious pop culture maven Danny Pellegrino talk about everything from Anaconda pants to which Housewife they'd want to have dinner with - plus Danny hijacks the podcast to try to get Stassi to spill all the VPR tea! 

    Bedazzling It ALL w Taylor Strecker

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2019 59:30

    Stassi and Taylor conjure up some ways to bedazzle the Live Shows and the Wedding Spectacular.  Plus, is Kim K. paving the way for a Stassi presidency? Listen and learn.

    Is Kylie Pregnant? Stassi asks @CommentsByCelebs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 52:10

    Stassi chats with Emma and Julie from @commentsbyelebs about whether Kourtney and Scott should be together, a Kylie pregnancy, the east coast-west coast botox divide and how Sarah Jessica Parker caused their first fight.

    Tour Life Struggles w Taylor Strecker

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2019 50:54

    Stassi and Taylor Strecker are backstage just before her live show - they discuss how Taylor gave Stassi a fright, how draining travel is, and they couldn’t leave out jlo’s epic Versace comeback.   

    Whitney Port: A True Reality TV OG

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2019 55:23

    Stassi and Whitney Port ("The Hills - New Beginning") talk about what it's really like doing reality TV.  Plus they get deep into the situation between Whitney and Spencer.

    Get Me in (better) Shape for the Dress w Autumn Calabrese

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2019 51:18

    Fitness and nutrition expert, Autumn Calabrese surprises Stassi with a somewhat reasonable list of what she has to do to get the wedding bod she really wants. Question is: What's actually "reasonable?"  

    Lauryn Evarts is 13% Basic

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2019 60:50

    Skinny Confidential founder Lauryn Evarts tells Stassi how to de-stress her world by boldly simplifying her wedding plans, taking some glam time and removing all the soul-suckers form her everyday life.

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