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On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after a very stressful and eventful week. Definitely feels like she can't get her neck above water and brings you along her insane days. She relives her experience at the emergency vet that could rival The Pitt, getting her pap on her anniversary, and receiving a very special gift that may be light at the end of a very long tunnel. She then takes voicemails about how the rest of the world is also on on fire and one caller's decision to move to the USA.Episode Sponsors:Plus, if you visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELYNOT you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Get 15% off your first order of $100 or more at hillhousehome.com with code ABSOLUTELY15.To find out what all the hype is about for yourself, go to cakesbody.com. You can even use code ABSOLUTEY for 20% off your first order this summer.Go to cokeurl.com/simplyPOP to find out where you can try Simply Pop!Right now, Splendid is offering our listeners 20% off when you go to Splendid.com and use promo code absolutely at checkout or when you shop at Splendid in stores.Head to BranchBasics.com to shop their Premium Starter Kit and save 15% off with code ABSOLUTELY at BranchBasics.com.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, we're pulling another classic episode out of the archives for the newcomers. This one features one of the wildest voicemails we've heard yet, a mom having to break the holy water out for her daughter, and a surprise cameo from Robin.Episode Sponsors:Start paying rent through Bilt and take advantage of your Neighborhood Benefits™ by going to joinbilt.com/absolutely.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Go to cokeurl.com/simplyPOP to find out where you can try Simply Pop!Right now, Skylight is offering our listeners $30 off their 15 inch Calendars by going to SkylightCal.com/ABSOLUTELYTo explore coverage, visit ASPCAPetInsurance.com/absolutely.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Given her vast array of expertise, Gabby Windey takes her guests on a deep dive into the topics today's audiences care about: dating (duh), sexuality (hell yes), health & mental health (ugh so important) plus a healthy dose of pop culture shit talk.Each episode, Gabby will be interviewing guests with the ultimate goal to break down walls and get beyond the typical interview questions— “So tell us about yourself” doesn't actually tell us anything about who the person really is- does it?! Instead, she skips the surface and plunges right into the core. Drawing from her experience as an ICU nurse, NFL cheerleader, and being The Bachelorette- Gabby is able to bring a unique perspective to each conversation. With discussions covering serious and relatable topics but approached from relatability and heart (along with Gabby's wicked sense of humor— of course).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather welcomes her friend from the internet Tinx to the pod after they both separately went to Beyonce the night before! They question why they have never met up for a 3 martini lunch and why finance bros get to enjoy them all the time. They connect on being pulled in too many directions and how they should start the Artist Way this summer. With an overdue book proposal, Heather asks Tinx about her book writing process after her new bestseller- Hotter in the Hamptons.Prolon is offering Absolutely Not listeners an exclusive chance to be among the first to try Next Gen—with 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program at ProlonLife.com/ABSOLUTELY!Nuuly is a great value at $98 a month for any 6 styles, but right now you can get $28 off your first month of Nuuly when you sign up with the code ABSOLUTELY at Nuuly.com.Visit OliveandJune.com/ABSOLUTELY20 for 20% off your first System!Pick up GOODLES on your next shopping trip… it's available nationwide at Target and Walmart, plus many other major grocery stores and retailers.To explore coverage, visit ASPCAPetInsurance.com/absolutely.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the episode, Heather is fresh off her NYC takeover—including a memorable night at The Beacon. Now she's back in her basement, recording old-school style and fighting off whatever funk the universe sent as a reminder to sit down and reset. She's booking check-ups, trying new beauty hacks, and figuring out what's going on with her wonky wrist. Plus, she shares her run-in with cosmetic consultation scammers, the betrayal of high-calorie coffee orders, and why she's dreaming of climbing Mount Everest. (Spoiler: she's not.)Episode Sponsors:Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch, squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Right now, you can get up to $200 off Square hardware at square.com/go/ABSOLUTELY.If you visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELYNOT you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY.Nuuly is a great value at $98 a month for any 6 styles, but right now you can get $28 off your first month of Nuuly when you sign up with the code ABSOLUTELY at Nuuly.com.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back in NYC and welcomes two cruising hussies to the pod. Andrea and Anna are hosts of their own pod Big Wigs but are famously known for their impressions. They chat about how they met, the cruise, their favorite Boar's Head meats, and being related to a serial killer. We also get a surprise appearance from two of their favorite Calabasas characters.Episode Sponsors:For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Start paying rent through Bilt and take advantage of your Neighborhood Benefits™ by going to joinbilt.com/absolutelyVisit ProlonLife.com/ABSOLUTELY to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift.Nuuly is a great value at $98 a month for any 6 styles, but right now you can get $28 off your first month of Nuuly when you sign up with the code ABSOLUTELY at Nuuly.comVisit OliveandJune.com/ABSOLUTELY20 for 20% off your first System!Give the “dads” in your life a unique, heartfelt gift you'll all cherish for years—Storyworth! Right now, save $10 during their Father's Day sale when you go to Storyworth.com/absolutely!Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather welcomes Kelsey Cook to the podcast studio. Kelsey is another fabulous comic that is on tour and has released her new special, Mark Your Territory. They connect on never being to Coachella, the similarities of boomers and millennials, survival jobs and where they stand on Crumbl cookies. Kelsey also finds out that she is actually another race because she is a red head.Episode Sponsors:Start paying rent through Bilt and take advantage of your Neighborhood Benefits™ by going to joinbilt.com/absolutelyVisit JustThriveHealth.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off your first 90 day bottle. That's like getting a month for free!Get 15% off Branch Basics with the code ABSOLUTELY at https://branchbasics.com/ABSOLUTELY #branchbasicspodVisit ProlonLife.com/ABSOLUTELY to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift.Schedule your free consultation now at Sonobello.com/absolutely.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is in the studio after a big weekend performing at her home theatre - The Fox. She chats about how doing a show at home can be more stressful than any other cities and how the acquaintances come out of the woodwork to get those free tickets. She tries to relax on Sunday by putting out all her lawn furniture for the summer but the heat index had other plans. She is excited to get to NYC for her show at the Beacon and her week in the city. She gets to take some voicemail about the after party, a lost photo and a hot take on recording comedians.Episode Sponsors:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Treat yourself to the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market. Save 20% Off Honeylove at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELYGo to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns.Head to http://primalkitchen.com/absolutelynotpodcast to save 20% off your next online order with code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Right now, Skylight is offering our listeners $30 off their 15 inch Calendars by going to SkylightCal.com/ABSOLUTELYCancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com/absolutely today. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the episode, Heather is feeling nautical (and musical) in a fully bedazzled ship captain's hat. She has some hot takes on the newly appointed American pope and shares some of the gifts she received on the cruise. She dives into Robin's controversial stance on why dining out on Mother's Day is an absolute no and then provides advice to your voicemails about breakups, cocktails, and short skirts. Episode Sponsors:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.If you visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELYNOT you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Prolon is offering Absolutely Not listeners an exclusive chance to be among the first to try Next Gen—with 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program at ProlonLife.com/absolutely. Shop SKIMS Ultimate Bra Collection and more at SKIMS.com.Pick up GOODLES on your next shopping trip. It's available nationwide at Target and Walmart, plus many other major grocery stores and retailers.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the episode, Heather is home for a few days and back in the Atlanta studio. She has been enjoying her few days at home, before it's back on the road. She goes over how Robin's trip to Portugal has been going and how her own show in Chicago went. She takes on the voicemails to find probably the #1 absolutely not of all time. Can this be the one?Episode Sponsors:AG1 is offering new subscribers a FREE $76 gift when you sign up. You'll get a Welcome Kit, a bottle of D3K2 AND 5 free travel packs in your first box. So make sure to check out DrinkAG1.com/absolutely to get this offer!This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com/absolutely today.Start earning points on rent you're already paying by going to joinbilt.com/ABSOLUTELY.Head to http://primalkitchen.com/absolutelynotpodcast to save 20% off your next online order with code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Nuuly is a great value at $98 a month for any 6 styles, but right now you can get $28 off your first month of Nuuly when you sign up with the code ABSOLUTELY at Nuuly.comProduced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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On this episode, Heather is taking it old school and recording live from a hotel room in Miami. No, she isn't still on the cruise, she is back to working girl life as a corporate girlie. She gives the cruise recap from her perspective and how emotional it made it. She also chats about another milestone-reaching 1 million miles on Delta. She wraps it up with more cruise voicemails from cruisers themselves.Episode Sponsors:Start earning points on rent you're already paying by going to joinbilt.com/ABSOLUTELYAG1 is offering new subscribers a FREE $76 gift when you sign up. You'll get a Welcome Kit, a bottle of D3K2 AND 5 free travel packs in your first box. So make sure to check out DrinkAG1.com/absolutely to get this offer!Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELYHead to http://primalkitchen.com/absolutelynotpodcast to save 20% off your next online order with code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Nuuly is a great value at $98 a month for any 6 styles, but right now you can get $28 off your first month of Nuuly when you sign up with the code ABSOLUTELY at Nuuly.com.Visit OliveandJune.com/ABSOLUTELY20 for 20% off your first System! Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this truly iconic episode, Heather is coming to you live from the Absolutely Knot cruise. She has a live audience on the deck and two guests to bring you all the on board updates and of course, Absolutely Not's. If you have all the fomo, you will not want to miss this one. Episode Sponsors:Our favorite cookware set will save you $150 versus buying the items individually. Plus, if you visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELYNOT you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Whether you're gifting to yourself or a loved one, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOTGIFT.Shop SKIMS Ultimate Bra Collection and more at SKIMS.com and SKIMS LA Flagship on Sunset Blvd. After you place your order, be sure to let them know I sent you!Head to http://primalkitchen.com/absolutelynotpodcast to save 20% off your next online order with code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com/absolutely today.Right now, our listeners get 15% off the Premium Starter Kit by using code ABSOLUTELY at BranchBasics.comProduced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is physically on the cruise, but has brought you a Master's recap prior to boarding the ship. She chats about her time at the Par 3, trying to be everyone else's photographer, and of course the coveted merch haul. She also has a message for the millennial white women's fashion choices. Episode Sponsors:Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch, squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Start earning points on rent you're already paying by going to joinbilt.com/ABSOLUTELYHead over to Addyi's website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you.Just visit ProlonLife.com/ABSOLUTELY to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift.Treat yourself to the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market. Save 20% Off Honeylove at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back with Rosebud Baker for a light pregame just in time for The Absolutely Knot Cruise. Rosebud chats about her relationship, becoming a mom, and taking her comedy in a new direction this time around on tour. They also drop some piping hot takes on the Real Housewives and give the scoop on their upcoming cruise shenanigans. It's been a long road and the ladies are at Brat Status - as they should be!Episode Sponsors:Pick up GOODLES on your next shopping trip… it's available nationwide at major grocery stores and retailers.Absolutely Not is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/ABSOLUTELY today to get 10% off your first month.Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com/absolutely today.Head to http://primalkitchen.com/absolutelynotpodcast to save 20% off your next online order with code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Nuuly is a great value at $98 a month for any 6 styles, but right now you can get $28 off your first month of Nuuly when you sign up with the code ABSOLUTELY at Nuuly.comHead over to Addyi's website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after a great show in Raleigh and then being a guest on Adam Ray's Dr. Phil Live in Atlanta. Like everyone else, she has been attacked by the insane pollen that is plaguing the south, but she is rejoicing with some amazing news she received this past week! She gets back to the voicemails from all of you!Episode Sponsors:Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOTGIFT.Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch, squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.To explore coverage, visit ASPCAPetInsurance.com/absolutely.Nuuly is a great value at $98 a month for any 6 styles, but right now you can get $28 off your first month of Nuuly when you sign up with the code ABSOLUTELY at Nuuly.comHead over to Addyi's website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Join Khloé Kardashian each week for intimate conversations with the people who inspire her the most. Each episode dives deep into relatable and thought-provoking topics, offering a mix of humor, insight, and real-life stories. Whether it's about navigating life's challenges, celebrating triumphs, or finding humor in the everyday, this series delivers the kind of real talk that stays with you long after you've listened.New episodes drop every Wednesday on X and Thursdays wherever you get your podcasts.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather welcomes Boho Britt and Amber from Salty Locks Extensions and Studio 285. Heather believes that being close to your glam team is one of the most important things you can cultivate and these two sisters have truly become part of the family. They chat about a ChatGPT boyfriend, catchphrases and even quantum physics. They are two business baddies that will also be joining the crew on the Absolutely Knot.Episode Sponsors:Listeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at www.YNAB.com/absolutelyAG1 is offering new subscribers a FREE $76 gift when you sign up. You'll get a Welcome Kit, a bottle of D3K2 AND 5 free travel packs in your first box. So make sure to check out DrinkAG1.com/absolutely to get this offerVisit JustThriveHealth.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off your first 90 day bottle.Head to http://primalkitchen.com/absolutelynotpodcast to save 20% off your next online order with code ABSOLUTELY at checkoutHead over to Addyi's website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you.Save big during their Winter Savings event – Schedule your free consultation now at SonoBello.com/ABSOLUTELYProduced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after a fantastic weekend of birthday shows in the DMV. She had a hell of a time celebrating her 38th with the shows at Capitol One Hall and partying with her friends there. She makes a plea for Tatte to come to Atlanta. She discusses how the vibes are in DC and explains who her new favorite southern auntie Doctor is. She takes your voicemails about burnt grundles, solo dates, and how the Heather 911 is sometimes a force for good!Episode Sponsors:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Use code ABSOLUTELY15 for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com/absolutely today.Head over to Addyi's website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta and taking some time for herself after having a small breakdown on International Women's Day. She is changing her attitude and putting positive energy towards her goals. She recaps the end of her week at the Today Show and the hard sleep on her flight to LA that has caused her to spiral. She takes on the voicemails and provides her best advice on how to VIBE OUT on the Bamboozled Tour and the Absolutely Knot Cruise.Episode Sponsors:Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELYNOT or use code ABSOLUTELYNOT at checkout.Start earning points on rent you're already paying by going to joinbilt.com/ABSOLUTELY.Head over to Addyi's website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you.Shop SKIMS best intimates including the Fits Everybody Collection and more at SKIMS.com and SKIMS stores.To help you kickstart a health plan that truly works, Prolon is offering Absolutely Not listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Nutrition Program at ProlonLife.com/ABSOLUTELYVisit JustThriveHealth.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off your first 90 day bottle. That's like getting a month for free!Listeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at www.YNAB.com/absolutely.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is in the NYC studio with comedian Sam Morril. Sam is currently touring the US with his own “Errors Tour”. Heather and Sam get into life on the road as touring comics. Sam has chosen to ride on a sleeper bus and eat halal, but just like Heather has back issues and also loves a steakhouse and a martini. Episode Sponsors:Right now, ABSOLUTELY NOT listeners can save 30% on their first order! Just head to CornbreadHemp.com/ABSOLUTELY and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to OpenPhone.com/ABSOLUTELY.Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com/absolutely today.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is in NYC to co-host the Today Show and so excited to give you a behind the scenes look into the start of her week with Jenna Bush Hager. We find out who her work crush is at the studio and how she took Jenna out on the town to a gay country bar. She also touches on the previous week in Iowa where there was a missed connection or a case of mistaken identity at a Walgreens full of Cookie Monster pajamas.Episode Sponsors:Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch, squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Listeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at www.YNAB.com/absolutely.Visit JustThriveHealth.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off your first 90 day bottle.Head over to Addyi's website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you.Shop SKIMS best intimates including the Fits Everybody Collection and more at SKIMS.com and SKIMS stores.Try VIIA! https://viia.co/ABSOLUTELY and use code ABSOLUTELY!Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is in Vegas for The Bamboozled Tour and is coming to you live from her hotel room at the Venetian. She also welcomes her writing partner and special director, Jen Zaborowski, to the pod. They chat about Jen coming out on the road and how a tour stop in Vegas just hits different. They discuss barrel vs boot cut jeans, Glen Powell, Hollywood parties and who will be vacay besties on the Absolutely Knot cruise.Episode Sponsors:For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Give yourself the luxury you deserve with Quince! Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.To get $100 towards your first bed purchase, go to Thuma.co/ABSOLUTELY.Right now, our listeners get 15% off the Premium Starter Kit by using code ABSOLUTELY at BranchBasics.comIf you visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELYNOT you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off with promo code ABSOLUTELY15 at Lumedeodorant.com!Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after an amazing time in Alabama opening up the Bamboozled Tour. She chats about the amazing audience members and how some of her controversial material played on the crowds. She brings up all of the Super Bowl drama and how we need to leave Taylor alone. She gets to voicemails and realizes we are all doing too much!!Episode Sponsors:Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch, squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Listeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at www.YNAB.com/absolutely.Visit JustThriveHealth.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off your first 90 day bottle.Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to OpenPhone.com/ABSOLUTELYSave big during their Winter Savings event - schedule your free consultation now at Sonobello.com/absolutely.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back on her power walks and trying to get her mornings off to a great start. She has her weighted vest on and is pumping up tunes from this year's Grammy winners. She was motivated by online haters on Reddit that caused her to spiral. She is excited to get back on the road and start trying out new bits which she got to test out on a secret group of corporate girlies this past week. She got a few days to sip on painkillers, listen to some steel drums and reminisce about the life of Jimmy Buffett. She takes on the voicemails of yes's and no's. Episode Sponsors: Right now, Not listeners can save 30% on their first order! Just head to cornbreadhemp.com and use code at checkout.AG1 is offering new subscribers a FREE $76 gift when you sign up. You'll get a Welcome Kit, a bottle of D3K2 AND 5 free travel packs in your first box. So make sure to check out DrinkAG1.com/absolutely to get this offer! This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Head over to Addyi's website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you.Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/absolutely.To get $100 towards your first bed purchase, go to Thuma.com/absolutely. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather was excited to share her vision board but mishaps with some vino leads her to verbalize it. We learn about her hopes and dreams for the upcoming year, as well as a traumatizing past job opportunity that has left a mark on how she navigates life. She goes over the newest activities happening on the Absolutely Knot cruise and gives hints as to what will happen on the Bamboozled Tour. She then takes on your voicemails!Episode Sponsors:Start earning points with the Bilt Mastercard by going to joinbilt.com/ABSOLUTELY.Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Listeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at www.YNAB.com/absolutely.Visit JustThriveHealth.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off your first 90 day bottle.Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELYNOT you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.If you're 21+, check out viiahemp.com and use the code ABSOLUTELY to receive 15% off AND if you're new to VIIA - get a free gift of your choice. Right now, our listeners get 15% off their entire order by using code at BranchBasics.com.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather chats about her amazing time in Maui and how she got to spend some quality time with her hubby. She does have some bones to pick with his fashion and beach day choices while on vacation. She is also excited to get back on the road soon with her new tour as well as the cruise. She shows off how well her new neck is healing and takes on some haters in the DM's. She finally gets back to voicemails from you and reflects on how good of a Real Housewife she would be. Episode Sponsors:Use code ABSOLUTELY15 for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.comListeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at www.YNAB.com/absolutely. Shop SKIMS best intimates including the Fits Everybody Collection and more at SKIMS.com and SKIMS stores.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to OpenPhone.com/ABSOLUTELY.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather recaps her experience in LA during the start of the wildfires. She shares harrowing tales from friends who lost so much and remembers that even during this time of chaos we can find moments of joy and heroism. Please join Heather and find ways to support those affected by the fires such as BStrong Foundation, World Central Kitchen, and the Love and Ethos Foundation.Episode Sponsors:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Listeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at www.YNAB.com/absolutely.Start earning points with the Bilt Mastercard by going to joinbilt.com/ABSOLUTELY.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order! Visit JustThriveHealth.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off your first 90-day bottle.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back in the LA studio for the new year with her two best buds Raymond Padilla and Tina Tompkins. They talk about the Golden Globes, the holidays and something the Santa brought her.Episode Sponsors:If you want to give Cornbread a try, they're offering ABSOLUTELY NOT listeners 30% off your first order. Just visit cornbreadhemp.com/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.AG1 is offering new subscribers a FREE $76 gift when you sign up. You'll get a Welcome Kit, a bottle of D3K2 AND 5 free travel packs in your first box at DrinkAG1.com/absolutely.Listeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at www.YNAB.com/absolutely Visit BetterHelp.com/ABSOLUTELY today to get 10% off your first month.Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Prolon is offering Absolutely Not listeners 15% off their 5-day nutrition program for your post-holiday glow-up when you go to ProlonLife.com/ABSOLUTELY Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, we welcome the New Year, as well as new followers to the pod but introducing them to one of the highest rated as well as most talked about episodes of the entire pod. Ovaries on a Plane details Heathers harrowing experience on a flight to London where she has an ovarian cist rupture.Episode Sponsors:Turn up the luxury when you turn in with Quince. Go to Quince.com/absonot to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order.Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to joinbilt.com/absolutely.I've got you a special 20% off your order and free shipping for the holidays. Just head over to NoDaysWasted.com/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout.Listeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at “www.YNAB.com/absolutely.”Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Heather is coming to you from the studio for the Christmas Day episode! She works through her own trauma of her childhood to figure out why she is not the best premeditated gift giver. We have a lot of callers giving the holiday absolutely not's and yes's that all of y'all have brought to the hotline. She gives her hot take on a caller's distaste for the family's nativity retelling, how much you should spend on family gifts and what to purchase for your family members, plus everyone's favorite discussion about in-law relationships.Episode Sponsors:I've got you a special 25% off your order and free shipping for the holidays. Just head over to NoDaysWasted.COM/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order.Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to joinbilt.com/absolutely.Right now, Prolon is offering Absolutely Not listeners FIFTEEN PERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program at ProlonLife.com/absolutely.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather welcomes feminine icon Sara Blakely to the studio. Sara is a fellow Atlanta girl who started Spanx and now has introduced Sneex to our tired ass feet. Heather has finally met a fellow manifester in Sara and they chat about the power that can have in your life. With her Spanx money, Sara chats about her first big purchase after hawking women's undergarments for 10 hours on the department store floor. Also being a Breadwinner, she also goes into her relationship with her husband and what it was like telling him she made more money than him. Episode Sponsors:AG1 is offering new subscribers a FREE $76 gift when you sign up. You'll get a Welcome Kit, a bottle of D3K2 AND 5 free travel packs in your first box at DrinkAG1.com/absolutely.Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order.Leesa is offering 25% OFF all mattress orders and TWO FREE Pillows for our listeners at Leesa.comFor original gifts that say “I get you”... Etsy has it! Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to joinbilt.com/absolutely. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather welcomes Logan Crosby back to the podcast. They chat about their holiday traditions, how road life has been treating him, and their favorite grocery stores. They also go over what is on his vision board for the next year. Logan is one of the unreal talents that will be joining the crew on the Absolutely Knot Cruise. He will be bringing the hits, his band as well as his love of cougars to the high seas. Don't forget to stream his new album, 2019. Episode Sponsors:For original gifts that say “I get you”... Etsy has it!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Find gifts guaranteed to bring joy to every hard-to-shop-for person this season at saks.com. Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOTGIFT.Shop SKIMS Holiday Shop at SKIMS.com. Available in styles for women, men, kids and even pets! Use code ABSOLUTELY15 for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather welcomes fellow ATLien Kelly Stafford to the pod. Kelly and Heather grew up together 8 doors down, went to rival high schools and swap stories of their youth. She also shares her life story from dating quarterback Matthew Stafford at University of Georgia, having all girls, and an unexpected brain tumor that left her unable to walk. They chat about football and their thoughts on grown men wearing jerseys.Episode Sponsors:Find gifts guaranteed to bring joy to every hard-to-shop-for person this season at saks.com.Get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use code ABSOLUTELY15 at checkout on lolavie.com.Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save up to 20% off sitewide at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY.Use the code ABSOLUTELY on Rhoback.com for a generous 20% off your first order through the end of this week.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And we are back with more of your thoughts and questions about Thanksgiving. Heather gives some advice on a gals first time at their boyfriend's family home, turkey allergies, stuffing and death. Is it a 911 family emergency situation? Let's all write down a gratitude list and remember to take a deep breath and eat some pie!Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Sponsors:For original gifts that say “I get you”... Etsy has it!Look out for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it bullshit free.Go to Quince.com/absonot to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order.Get twenty dollars off your purchase of a Skylight Frame when you go to SkylightFrame.com/ABSOLUTELY.Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase.Produced by DearMediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather takes on your absolutely unhinged Thanksgiving themed voicemails and hot takes from the DMs. Heather gets into her thoughts on food, family and attire that you have brought to her. She has some questions for you all as well!Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Sponsors:Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Shop SKIMS Holiday Shop at SKIMS.com. Available in styles for women, men, kids and even pets!Look out for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it bullshit free.Go to LEESA.com today to claim your exclusive discount! Leesa is offering 30% OFF all mattress orders and TWO FREE Pillows for our listeners!Get 15% off your order of $100 or more at hillhousehome.com with code ABSOLUTELY15.Produced by Dearmedia See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather welcomes the funniest gal in the south, Danae Hays. Heather has come in with some honorary cheetah print overalls and is ready to chit chat about life. They yap about being two outspoken southern gals, connecting over family trauma, and what has happened since her divorce. They also break down how bitterness can sneak up when the social media trolls get under your skin.Episode Sponsors:Every week of November, AG1 will be running a special Black Friday oer for a free gift with your first subscription, in addition to the Welcome Kit with Vitamin D3+K2. So make sure to check out DrinkAG1.com/absolutely to see what gift you can get this week! Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOTGIFT. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Bring your traditions to life with independent art and design this holiday season. Use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off Minted holiday cards and gifts.As our loyal listeners you'll get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use code ABSOLUTELY15 at checkout at lolavie.com.I've got you a special 30% off your order and free shipping in the US for BLACK FRIDAY.. Just head over to NoDaysWasted.com/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather starts off the episode with the exciting news of her new show, The Bamboozled Tour! She discusses the origin of the word and how it became one of her favorites to use. She chats about her weekend in Oxford and seeing the Ole Miss win. She also got bamboozled with tickets from a Georgia fan who she thought was a friend. She takes your voicemails about her potential as a president, the status of our voicemail callers, and what party favors moms are buying these days are not so different from what Robin did when Heather was growing up.Episode Sponsors:Use code ABSOLUTELY15 for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.comFor original gifts that say “I get you”... Etsy has it!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Get yourself the gift of comfort. Plus, for November only, Honeylove is giving up to 50% off sitewide. Visit Honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY to shop their sale and let them know we sent you when the survey asks.Use the code “ABSOLUTELY” on Rhoback.com for a generous 20% off your first order through the end of this week.Bring your traditions to life with independent art and design this holiday season. Use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off Minted holiday cards and gifts. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back from the Breeders Cup. She brought Jeff and Robin across the country for a quick trip to where the surf meets the turf. She even sacrifices her first class upgrade so Robin could really be spoiled. She is super excited for the upcoming Ole Miss vs. Georgia game, but has a little anxiety for the upcoming election. She hopes everyone exercised their right to vote. She takes your voicemails where she is receives some praise, as well as some that get her riled up about brunch, outfit choices at work and big girl budgeting.Episode Sponsors:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Bring your traditions to life with independent art and design this holiday season. Use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off Minted holiday cards and gifts.Look out for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it bullshit free.Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase.Get 15% off your order of $100 or more at hillhousehome.com with code ABSOLUTELY15.Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to join bilt.com/absolutely. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this bonus episode, Heather welcome Laura Rutledge to the pod. Laura is coming to us from ESPN's campus in Bristol, CT and chats with Heather about how she can be found on the sidelines of the NFL, SEC as well as the Masters. Heather gets some tips and tricks for interviewing on the red carpet while they discuss the trials of being a lady in the biz. They are manifesting a reunion at the Ole Miss vs Georgia game in the grove and what they would serve at the tailgate.Episode Sponsors:Visit DelolaLife.com to buy Delola Cocktails now and use code absolutely for $5 off your first bottle.Look out for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it bullshit-free.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.My followers will get 15% off their first order when you use code ABSOLUTELY15 at checkout at oakessentials.comjoin the Naked Wines community and head to NakedWines.com/absolutely for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping. For a limited time only, head to BranchBasics.com/ABSOLUTELY and use Code ABSOLUTELY for 15% off your entire order. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the episode, Heather is in the studio for Halloween and brings along one of our favorite guests. ROBIN! In this iconic Halloween episode, Heather dons her best Robin costume and lets everyone know how life really is like living with her daughter. She is so excited to be in charge of the pod and take voicemails from all of her fans.Episode Sponsors:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Shop SKIMS Bras at SKIMS.com. Now available in 62 sizes (30A - 46H).Use the code “ABSOLUTELY” on Rhoback.com for a generous 20% off your first order through the end of this week.Look out for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it bullshit-free.This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Find gifts guaranteed to bring joy to every hard-to-shop-for person this season at saks.com.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back at the studio Atlanta after an exhilarating weekend in New York City on her press tour for Breadwinner. She reflects on her hard work and schlepping through the mean streets. She chats how she is piling more on in Q4 before every one goes on their holiday vacation for 3 weeks in Cabo starting on Thanksgiving. She takes the voicemails of you gals going through new changes in life, but also through it with dating. And ponders if the baby deer she sees on her walks a bad or good sign.Episode Sponsors:Try AG1 and get a FREE bottle of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Treat yourself to the best bras on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY.As our loyal listeners you'll get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use code at checkout at lolavie.com.Go to Leesa.com today to claim your exclusive discount! Leesa is offering 20% OFF all mattress orders and TWO FREE Pillows for our listeners! Look for our black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it bullshit-free.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.