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Daf Yomi Bava Basra Daf 66 by R' Eli Stefansky-00:00 - Good Morning01:37 - Good Morning #202:06 - Warm Welcome Back06:05 - Guests08:16 - Hakoras HaTov Trip08:48 - Emails11:58 - MDYsponsor.com14:12 - Keeping Up During Bein Hazmanim15:10 - Introduction17:02 - Amud Beis30:53 - Amud Aleph42:47 - Amud Beis51:56 - Amud Aleph52:37 - Have a Wonderful DayQuiz - http://Kahoot.MDYdaf.com--Today's shiur is sponsoredAnonymous - For the safe and speedy return of all the hostages&לע״נ זכריה בן משהלע״נ חיה בת יוסף&Yedidya Pereira: Ty for your תפילותבחסדי השםיהונתן אשר יהודה בן מיכלwas granted bail to his home in the UK&Binyomin Rosenfeld: With gratitude to Reb Biderman, Reb Eli, Gedale Fenster for his podcasts, & Michael Safdie for DailyBitachon.com&Ari and Atara Stawis: In honor of our 15th year wedding anniversary and coming up on 2 years doing the daf!​&Mazal Tov to Avi and Rosalie Hauptman on the engagement of their grandaughter Michal Eckstein to Avi Bursztyn a former lone soldier both of Teaneck NJ​​&In Honor of Ruties Birthday​​&In memory of Eliezer Aryeh ben Shmuel Tzvi Shoop by his children​​&Refua Sheleima for Shira bas Chemda and lchol cholei am yisrael. And for parnasah​​&יוסף שלמה בן רישא​​&Yanki Grosz, Cote St Luc, Montreal: upon the birth of his daughter, Ruchel, 8 years after their twin boys, with hakaras hatov to R' Eli for his brocha at the MDY Shabbos 9 months ago!​&Kidnovations LLC: liluy nishmas Reb Yaakov Shlomo ben Yechiel, father of Reb Elchanan Pressman, who was just niftar overnight. He was a true role model of a mechaneich for many decades, helping shape and guide thousands of talmidim to become bnei Torah--Turning of the daf:Sponsored by Yisroel Sherer, Construction Management and Supervision, and Lifeshare.community/MDY Protecting Families Today, BEFORE Tomorrow's Unexpected Loss&Kidnovations LLC: in honor of my Uncle Reb Elchanan Pressman, Fishel and as a zechus for Akiva Simcha Ben Fayga and רבקה יהודית בת יפה חיה_________________________________

We present to you the My Opening Line episode with Bonnie McFarlane you may have missed in 2018. Bonnie, one of the strongest, smartest, and funniest people in comedy shares her start in this classic episode with Chemda. Before that, Keith celebrates more women, namely Kamala Harris and Michelle Obama. Admit it: It's getting a little exciting.

00:00 - Good Morning 00:32 - Emails 05:34 - Guests 06:43 - MDYsponsor.com 07:54 - 1700 Days Giving the Shiur! 08:55 - Introduction 10:46 - Amud Beis 20:04 - Amud Aleph 46:51 - Amud Beis 51:43 - Have a Wonderful Day Quiz - http://Kahoot.MDYdaf.com -- Today's shiur is sponsored Anonymous - For the safe and speedy return of all the hostages & לע״נ זכריה בן משה לע״נ חיה בת יוסף & לרפואה שלמה נפתלי הערץ בן העניא לאה A hidden tzadik in our generation & Refuat hanefesh and guf for Breina Bina bat Miriam Baila, Netanel Kalev ben Ora Bracha, Ora Bracha bat Breina Bina & Moe Landy: Liluy nishmas R' Moshe ben Shmuel Yehuda. The Mashgiach of torah vodaas & Ahron Fraiman: l'zechus to R Eli for continued siyadta dishmaya in teaching torah to klal yisroel​ & Leilui Nishas Rus Bas Shraga Feivish, Mrs Ruth Steinberg from Manchester Niftar this Friday & Jonathan Stefansky: In honor of Avram Zamist joining the daf! Remember it's all about the yomi! & bsd, Lezcher nishmas DOV BEN YOSEF ZECHARIA. Chuf vov Sivan & Refua for Shira bas Chemda & Yehoshua Ben Miriam Zehava Leya. Hatzlacha in parnasah -- Turning of the daf: Sponsored by Lifeshare.community/MDY LifeShare is a new crowdfunding initiative where members commit financial support to one-another, BEFORE a tragic death _________________________________

00:00 - Good Morning 00:13 - More MDY siyumim 00:33 - Emails 08:31- MDYsponsor.com 11:21 - The RBS siyum TONIGHT 12:26 - Mazel Tov! 13:30 - Introduction 14:03 - Amud Beis 27:13 - Amud Aleph 45:51 - Amud Beis 49:32 - Have a Wonderful Day Quiz - http://Kahoot.8MinDaf.com -- Today's shiur is sponsored Anonymous - For the safe and speedy return of all the hostages & לע״נ זכריה בן משה לע״נ חיה בת יוסף & לרפואה שלמה נפתלי הערץ בן העניא לאה A hidden tzadik in our generation & Refuat hanefesh and guf for Breina Bina bat Miriam Baila, Netanel Kalev ben Ora Bracha, Ora Bracha bat Breina Bina & Moe Landy: Liluy nishmas R' Moshe ben Shmuel Yehuda. The Mashgiach of torah vodaas & Leilui Nishas Mrs Ruth Steinberg from Manchester Niftar this Friday & Chesky Altman: לכבוד די חלאקה פון מיין זון דניאל יוסף ישעיה ני"ו & Full refua Yehoshua Ben Miriam Zehava Leya and Shira bas Chemda. Hatzlacha in parnasa & Thank you & Shmuli Goldburd: L'ilu Nishmas Badana bas Zev Wolf Halevi -- Turning of the daf: Sponsored by Lifeshare.community/MDY LifeShare is a new crowdfunding initiative where members commit financial support to one-another, BEFORE a tragic death _________________________________

00:00 - Singing 03:00 - Good Voch 03:09 - Guests 05:20 - Emails 07: 51- MDYsponsor.com 09:34 - Amud Beis 17:05 - Amud Aleph 44:15 - Amud Beis 48:31 - Have a Wonderful Week Quiz - http://Kahoot.8MinDaf.com -- Today's shiur is sponsored Anonymous - For the safe and speedy return of all the hostages & לע״נ זכריה בן משה לע״נ חיה בת יוסף & לרפואה שלמה נפתלי הערץ בן העניא לאה A hidden tzadik in our generation & Refuat hanefesh and guf for Breina Bina bat Miriam Baila, Netanel Kalev ben Ora Bracha, Ora Bracha bat Breina Bina & Moe Landy: Liluy nishmas R' Moshe ben Shmuel Yehuda. The Mashgiach of torah vodaas & Leilui Nishas Mrs Ruth Steinberg from Manchester Niftar this Friday & Full refua Yehoshua Ben Miriam Zehava Leya and Shira bas Chemda. Hatzlacha in parnasa & Eli Lavi: The Shiur is L'iluy Nishmas Rabbi Amram Ben Simcha Z"L, and for the Hatzlacha of Eliyahu (Lavi) Ben Simcha -- Turning of the daf: Sponsored by Lifeshare.community/MDY LifeShare is a new crowdfunding initiative where members commit financial support to one-another, BEFORE a tragic death _________________________________

Minimum Rage, birthday fuckin', the explanation of Passover, Donald Trump's courtroom stink. The connection? God made them all, and the gang is ready to break it all down. Rod Morrow, Hollywood Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs' Chris discuss Keith's dad wishing Keith a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and Keith's response; John Wayne Bobbitt not only losing his dick, but all his toes as well; and, Chemda's shout-out on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale. Oh, and Keith has his PRO megaphone. FAWWWWWWT!!!!! (Very safe for work.)

THE FIRST NEW GUEST TO KATG IN THIS BRAND NEW WORLD! Ellie Hino helps Keith recognize that, yeah, life is a little insane. Iris Bahr shouted out Chemda on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale! Keith internally freaked the fuck out at Katharine Heller's show The Infinite Wrench! You'll learn how to be more important to your spouse than their new child! (Spoiler: have sex with your spouse.) And then other stuff: ADHD, bisexuality, THE MASTERS, etc.

It's the OG's final KATG hosting gig. Chemda says goodbye as she's joined by the KATG VIP crew. The gang discusses her departure, the future of KATG, and the news of the day featuring the guilty verdict in relation to the Alec Baldwin movie Rust and a special edition of Minimum Rage.

Favorites Kevin Allison and Calvin Cato help bid Chemda farewell as they discuss bad jobs and bad boys, a 22-year-old basketball coach impersonating a 13-year-old player, Oprah Winfrey leaving the board of WeightWatchers after admitting to using a weight-loss drug, Real Housewives stars suing Bravo and Andy Cohen for insidious behavior, and the Supreme Court ruling that no state could dump a federal candidate off any ballot.

Rob Haze returns to discuss stand-up specials, Chemda's departure, and Elvis impersonators who are a little too accurate.

Keith and Chemda's good pal Adam Spiegelman returns to KATG to talk about Wordle and intelligence, leap year, Chemda's departure and Dolph Lundgren, and the death of Richard Lewis.

Chemda's longtime friend and brand new guest Sophia Wortzel joins KATG to discuss recovery from all sides, the Alabama Supreme Court ruling that frozen embryos are children, and the release of Keith's latest stand-up special Nice Try, Tricksters.

Rod and Karen are joined the hosts of the Keith and the Girl Podcast, Keith and Chemda to banter about Madame Web, bike riding, riding the Peloton and Karen inventing a new word. They also discuss Keith's new book about catfishing his own father, Chemda's upcoming departure from Keith and the Girl, Donald Trump losing a bank fraud case, Cam'Ron ordered to pay 50K using a copyrighted photo of himself, Trump shoes, Chris Brown disinvited from NBA All-Star Weekend, YSL lawyer arrested, White People News and Sword Ratchetness. Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@rodimusprime⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@SayDatAgain⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@TBGWT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @KeithMalley @Chemda The Dad Emails Book OMAT Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@TheBlackGuyWhoTips⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠theblackguywhotips@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Blog: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.theblackguywhotips.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Teepublic Store⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Amazon Wishlist⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Crowdcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Voice Mail: 704-557-0186

Keith and Chemda tackle the most disturbing news of the day: the Kansas City parade mass shooting, the elementary school principal that pretended to shoot students in an active shooter drill, the 2-year-old black girl who was cuffed by a white child in a day care's Rosa Parks reenactment, and Madame Web.

New guest Andie Main discusses politics, family, dating, and sobriety. She also helps Keith and Chemda cover the 2024 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees and the strains of weed that cause you to murder.

Keith and Chemda reminisce on the 2024 KATG 24-Hour Marathon, the 66th Grammy Awards, Super Bowl LVIII, and your The Dad Emails book reviews.

Hour 22: The big news of the now: The Dad Emails book and Chemda leaving Keith and The Girl! Also: Reena Calm! Jimmy Pardo caught his dad fucking! Christi Chiello is now Christi Somers! Hope Dobrzynski! Everything moving too much too fast! Lucie Pohl!

Alongside the great Emily Panic, KATG's fellow Surf Reality performer and for real open book Shauna Lane shares her sobriety and the crazy stories and relationships that led her there. Joe DeRosa joins the marathon and discusses Chemda's KATG exit, dating, and KATG.com/DadBook.

HI, KIDS! KATG discusses preparing as a Talk Athlete, the death of Carl Weathers, and the big announcement: The Dad Emails book is in people's hands! Christian's various family members were scammed by cyber con artists, his dad had infected scrotum growth; and, Best New Guest Chris Turner improvise raps it all. Again and again. Also, be careful if you hire Rojo for anything other than being a comedian; and, stop fucking over Chaz! Also, Chemda reminds us how adults are still the same as children.

Keith and Chemda are excited to share the big news: The Dad Emails book is now available at KATG.com/DadBook! Also the KATG marathon is on Saturday, so the duo talks steroids and stress dreams.

New guest Moss Perricone fits right in as Keith and Chemda discuss WWE's Vince McMahon's egregious sexual assault allegations, The AFC/NFC Championships featuring Taylor Swift, Donald Trump being ordered to pay $83.3 million for denying that he raped E. Jean Carroll, and the two climate-change activists that threw pumpkin soup on the Mona Lisa.

Keith and Chemda discuss the dangers of working with olive oil, the 2024 NFL playoffs featuring Jason Kelce, a girl that's allergic to her own sweat and tears, an airline passenger that got locked in the bathroom, and the return of ancient viruses thanks to global warming.

Imagine a time when the world you know crumbles overnight, and you're thrust into an unknown future. This is the narrative of Chemda Jacobs, a Persian Jew and the driving force behind Torah Nursery in Cleveland, Ohia.  Chemda's childhood under the Shah's tranquil reign in Iran, the shattering revolution of 1978, and  how Rabbi Illulian, Rabbi Shea Hecht and Rabbi JJ Hecht of the NCFJE spearheaded the brave exodus of Jewish youth, offers a beacon of hope amidst the chaos. As Chemda draws parallels between her past and the challenges Jews face in Western societies today, we're reminded of how belief in Hashem and the power of Torah are the only things constant in our lives. Chemda's perspective is not just a reflection of a historical truth, but also a reminder for women all over the world to access our Bitachon deep within ourselves.Support the show

It's January 1st, 2024, and your life is about to change! Keith and Chemda start off the new year discussing New Year's Eve on TV, Donald Trump being taken off of 2024 ballots over the Jan. 6 insurrection, The Dad Emails book announcement, and the passing of the great Kenny DeForest.

Christian Finnegan is joined by Kickstarter supporter Pam Myers, and the group talks about Chemda's big move as well as law, Squid Game: The Challenge continuing, travel debates, Henry Kissinger, and Nation.

Liz Miele revisits KATG along with her pal Neil Rubenstein, and you know how Keith and Chemda do: they get aggressive!

Patrick is recovering from his weekend of birthday nonsense, and maybe now we can get back to normal about it. We may all have a case of the Mondays, but maybe with a little luck we can get through it. Ray DeVito has taken to YouTube to try to clear up any confusion about his roast jokes, but of course it comes across as confusing and defensive as usual. Watch as Ray defends nonsensical jokes that no one has any questions about, and gloss over others that were most definitely lifted. Keith and the Girl, the podcast no one can believe is still going, is back making a cash grab one last time. Their show has a big announcement to make, and it can't mean anything good. Chemda is leaving, but somehow the show needs to keep going, and only your dollars can make it happen! ...

The great Rod Morrow graces us today as the gang discusses listeners' reactions to Chemda's thoughts on Israel vs. Hamas and its relation to the Spider-Verse. The trio also talks about Election Day 2023, the confusion over why Keith failed an ever-changing Science, and Chemda teaching her dental assistant about gratitude.

Keith and Chemda cover Donald Trump's latest threats, Robert De Niro and his former personal assistant in court, antisemitism in America, and your mental health. Don't forget to tip.

Carrie Gravenson returns to help Keith and Chemda make sense of Halloween and Ouija, new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson comparing homosexuality to incest and beastiality, and Carrie's violent bike ride.

Keith and Chemda are with you to tackle the big issues of the day in an offensively hilarious manner. The duo covers new House Speaker Mike Johnson, Donald Trump's trial over his presidential disqualification, Maine's mass shooting, and the conman who faked heart attacks in at least 20 restaurants to avoid the bill.

Beloved KATG guest and fashion expert Courtney Maginnis helps Keith and Chemda break down Hollyweird by covering the likes of Britney Spears, Jada Pinkett Smith, Ozempic, plastic surgery, and skating phenom Father Michael G. Malley.

Fresh from a week's vacation and shot out of a cannon, Keith and Chemda are back for more world judging. Whether it's about friends making peace, Israel and Hamas doing the opposite, Jada Pinkett Smith's constant yappin', or the death of KATG intern/friend/foe Emmy, the duo covers it all.

Joe Kwaczala is new to KATG, and he fits like a glove. The trio discusses the ways of the Catholic church, a breakdown of his album Funny Songs and Sketches, the 6 university students who are future doctors celebrating a female volleyball team win by running on the court and masturbating, and the results of Chemda's Year 7 tumor-related open-heart surgery check-up.

Keith and Chemda discuss NYC's September flooding; football, the first transgender NFL cheerleader, and Taylor Swift; Meta's new Smart Glasses; and, Merriam-Webster adding 690 new words and phrases.

Atheer Yacoub returns to commiserate with Chemda over family and meddling weirdos, and the trio discusses Keith's erratic destination plans and the Manhattan judge who ruled that Donald Trump committed fraud by exaggerating the value of his wealth. Also: Do you know who Linda Hamilton is? Only the smartest 2% do!

From The Black Guy Who Tips and Last Week on KATG, it's the return of Rod Morrow! Rod joins Keith and Chemda to discuss tipping, saying “you're welcome”, getting older, and some good ol' fashioned Bummer News.

Keith and Chemda cover everything in the news from gross to disgusting to vile: Cleveland Browns' Nick Chubb's sideways leg, Lauren Boebert's unruly viewing of Beetlejuice, and Russell Brand being accused of rape by four women, one being 16.

Keith and Chemda return to discuss the latest Jan. 6th insurrection sentence (22 years!), That 70's Show's Danny Masterson's rape sentencing (30 years!), and Chemda's jury duty (8 hours!).

In a special Last Week on KATG crossover, Keith, Chemda, and Rod Morrow cover everything new in the KATG universe, including Erin Valentine's Hawaiian death threats, Keith's personal relationships, and some weird third thing. Hey everyone. This is Rod. I just want to say that I thought this episode was going behind the paywall on the website. I asked Keith to take it down but he betrayed me. There are some things that I said about Blue Beetle that I believed were "off the record." Please unsubscribe and stop listening to this podcast right now! Also, send all death threats to @keithmalley on Twitter.

It's just Keith and Chemda today, and things get heated! First off, 50% of KATG listeners have done acid? The fuck? The duo also reviews the elaborate prank show Jury Duty to discuss if the mark is a goddamn idiot. The two then review Bill Maher's Barbie review.

Liz Miele joins the trio to help discuss Donald Trump's third indictment, Rudy Giuliani's $10 million sexual abuse lawsuit, Chemda's second COVID attack, and Keith's first (AND LAST!) time on acid. Chemda finally saw 2014's John Wick, and the anti-child trafficking movie Sound of Freedom's producer Fabian Marta was arrested for child kidnapping. You don't fuckin' say!

Am I the Asshole?'s Danny Vega is joined by his new co-host Shannon Dee. Together the group discusses Chemda's positive COVID test (and voice), the death of Pee-wee Herman, Chemda's review of the Barbie movie, and some tantalizing Am I the Assholes.

The Black Guy Who Tips' Rod Morrow joins Keith and Chemda to discuss the phenomenon of Barbenheimer and the conservative men who are shitting themselves over the Barbie movie. Men are saying they aren't as fragile as Ken depicted them to be, then they fight each other in a movie theater for calling each other a “little boy”. The trio also discusses the oh-so-brilliant move of Elon Musk changing the name Twitter to X and the new fact that you're not liable for calling Donald Trump an official rapist.

Keith reviews Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning, Part One; Keith and Chemda cover the latest in celebrity breakups; and, and the duo discusses the man that tried to date a woman at gunpoint. Also, the man behind the black and blue/white and gold dress tried to kill his wife.

Keith and Chemda discuss billionaires, from Elon Musk declaring that ‘cisgender' is a bannable slur on Twitter to the rich dying in OceanGate Expeditions' Titan.

Carmen Lynch returns as the gang discuss dating people with children and how Rick and Morty are dealing with changing the voices of Justin Roiland's characters. Keith then informs Chemda of the OceanGate Expeditions' Titan submersible and its inevitable doom.

Keith and Chemda recap their Juneteenth weekend and share the news on Meghan Markle's fake podcast interviews, legal Special Olympics gambling, more dead people coming out of coffins alive, and Pat Sajak's final year with Wheel of Fortune. You'll also learn how to properly apologize.

Keith and Chemda cover Donald Trump's latest indictment over hiding classified top secret documents, Unabomber Ted Kaczynski being found dead in his jail cell at 81 years old, and the NYC lawyer who got caught using ChatGPT to write his legal brief.