Keith and The Girl comedy talk show

Spooky, KATG and personal friend since 2005, returns! Keith and his longtime pal discuss friendship, love, death, and Spooky's emotions; and, the fact that it turns out the Epstein prison video WAS edited (FACT!), Elmo was hacked (oh nooooooo), and Keith loved the Minecraft movie (WHAT THE?!). Also, after the recording, Keith won the main KATG Chat poker game as well as the new side game that runs simultaneously. Yes, first place in both! That information has nothing to do with this episode, Keith just wasn't sure where else to write it.

New KATG guest Alice Fishbein might be on her first podcast of any kind ever, but you wouldn't know it from her candid opinions and frank discussions. Keith and Alice talk about her one-woman show satirizing Titanic, her work in criminal defense, Americans lack of empathy, Epstein never having a client list after all (???), hateful comedians announcing that they misvoted, 2025's Superman, and King Joey Chestnut.

Open and candid comedian Felicia Gillespie returns to help Keith discuss The Diddy Trial and the jury's stupid fucking verdicts. The duo also discusses millionaire and charlatan Jimmy Swaggart burning in Hell at age 90 as well as the state of the world.

It's the return of the thought-provoking, hilarious, and socially active podcaster MeMe Cherry! MeMe joins Keith to help discuss Pride Month, what you can do about it in 2025, and the world's latest series of UNfortunate events. The duo also discusses the closing of Diddy's trial, Will Smith taking back his apologies to us and Chris Rock, and TV shows that Keith apparently loves to hate. (Yes, The Bear and Squid Game are back.)

Brandon Collins returns! Keith catches up with his movie pal from way back to help discuss the continuing sagas that are The End of the World, The Diddy Trial, and Cockbuster Video.

Pete Holmes' podcast exposing comedians' secret weirdnesses began in October 2011 and continues entertaining with some of your favorite Hollywood pals. You can also check out YouTube.com/PeteHolmes for hilarious material from his podcasts, talk show, stand-up, and various skits. (Keith personally is in love with the fictional character interviews.) The segment following Keith discussing the end of the world is from October 2013. You Made It Weird's detailed episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili from the podcast Keith and The Girl make it weird!”

Marc Maron started his podcast WTF in September 2009 and in June 2025 announced its upcoming end. In honor of his run and the big news, we relisten to KATG's appearance back in 2012. All old episodes of WTF can be found accessing WTF+ at WTFpod.com. WTF's episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili are two of the earliest pioneers of podcasting. Their hit show Keith and the Girl paved the way for WTF. Marc welcomes them to the garage to talk about religion, sexuality and relationships.”

From the archives of KATG.com/VIP, this show features the collection of That's the Show with Danny clips that ex-intern Danny Hatch personally put together himself 10 years ago! Whether you're relistening or new to the character that is The Hatch, you'll love his hilariously neurotic jokes and delivery with Keith, Chemda, his own mom and girlfriend, and some of your favorite KATG guests engaging in a way that can only be described as … well … I don't think it can be described. Enjoy. OH! DANNY'S OLD PSYCHIATRIST HAD A SCARFACE POSTER IN HIS OFFICE!!!

The move is complete! Keith's girlfriend and fellow Charlottean ListenerLiz joins the show to help Keith discuss leaving The Big Apple for literally greener pastures. The duo talks about the dichotomy between the two cities, dealing with landlords and movers, and strangers finding KATG through Keith's trail of breadcrumbs. The lovebirds also address serious hot topics such as Pride Month vs. Veterans Month, the literal whitewashing of civil rights campaigners, and the Pittsburgh Steelers' new quarterback.

Superstar and The Dad Emails book contributor Calvin Cato returns to help Keith discuss party etiquette (Keith's perfect), dumb politics (Keith isn't pleased), and the Diddy trial (APPLESAUCE ON A CHEESEBURGER?!). They also pay homage to the great George Wendt and are nervous for the family that is now burdened with his bar tab.

Comedian Greg Warren isn't here to offend or be controversial. Keith is. Together they lick the platter clean! Greg joins Keith to discuss his new special The Champ, reluctantly discuss the state of the world, and give his two cents on Keith's going away party.

Mic Wright returns to KATG for the first time since his 2008 Live in London appearance! Jolly pip pip! Keith and Mic discuss American Mother's Day, over-politeness, and Keith nerve-wracklingly hiring movers. The duo isn't afraid to get into the deep topics including 72-year-old Bill Belichick's 24-year-old girlfriend Jordon Hudson's attitude during Bill's interviews and Jordon again losing the Miss Maine beauty contest. Suzanne Somers' husband has an AI robot of his dead wife, Tiger King's Joe Exotic got married again while in prison, and Donald Trump obviously recently watched Clint Eastwood's Escape from Alcatraz. We learn from Mic about England's attitude on the U.S., Russell Brand, the Pope, and America's Second Amendment. Then the two get into Mic's new book Breaking: How the Media Works, When it Doesn't, and Why it Matters.

With the help of the great Myka Fox, Keith discusses the stressful planning of his move to Charlotte, her Cracked stand-up special, the first American Pope, and the Supreme Court ruling for President Trump to be able to ban transgender troops. Also, Keith critiques the Met Gala 2025 female outfits.

Creator of the hilarious and deep special Highly Intelligent, Shanna Christmas gets real about her personal life including working in a nursing home, human rights, and describing her sexual assault and the heartbreaking responses from friends. Funny, soul-searching, and quite frankly brave new KATG guest Shanna Christmas will win you over in heartbeat. KATG.com/ShannaMedium KATG.com/HighlySpecial

The hilarious Chris Lamberth is new to KATG, and immediately Keith (current poker champion) found a new best friend. Comedy, movies, TV, movies, relationships, movies, family, movies, upbringings, movies—it's all here!

Keith is back from his last plane ride in a while from Charlotte, North Carolina, America … because he's gonna move there! Keith is joined by greats and fellow Charlotteans Rod and Karen Morrow to help discuss his potential living situation, his feelings (!!!) on the big change, and everything swirling in his head. The trio also discusses KATG's Spring 2025 Poker Championship, the origins of Minimum Rage, and Keith's dad making his children suck on his thumb.

Comedian and wrestling promoter Harry Terjanian revisits Keith to help discuss pathologically lying fathers, the death of Pope Francis, and (speaking of pedophilia) The New Pornographers drummer Joseph Seiders recording child sexual abuse material. The duo also discusses long-distance relationships, dating, cheating, and fetishes as well as wrestling, commentating, management, and the law.

Comedian and author Mike Drucker discusses his new book Good Game, No Rematch, which explores his life through his love of video games. Keith and Mike also discuss NYC's subway necrophilia, Donald Trump's perfect 2025 annual physical examination, and Katy Perry discussing the joys of being an astronaut.

Keith met Eric Fazzini through Brother Love, and the two became fast voice message buddies. Eric explains his ska band, the differences between audiences around the world, family, classmates, and politics.

In a very special episode of Last Week on KATG, Rod and Karen Morrow cover the news of Keith's big move, the earth-shattering A Minecraft Movie, Val Kilmer, the sick shit Daredevil is up to, and the nationwide Trump administration protests.

True open books Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau revisit KATG to discuss polyamory and infidelity as well as sobriety and temptation. The duo also helps Keith navigate his dad emailing, “Are we able to be respectful friends, without conditions?" Keith also has breaking news: He's leaving New York City?! Also, today's Celebrity Rape Corner features comedian, actor, author, and recent Jesus disciple, spiritual guide, and crystal salesman Russell Brand.

Casey James Salengo joins Keith to discuss Casey's second candid comedy special: Welcome to the Jungle. The duo discusses April Fools' Day in 2025, the bad boys of Impractical Jokers, and family, partners, SSRIs, therapy, sex, role-playing, love languages, making babies, and fights physical and otherwise.

Keith has a sit-down with Working Classholes' Josh Accardo and Ed McGowan to discuss their upcoming project of filming skits covering the beyond ridiculous stories that Keith's father has been sharing for decades. Subscribe to the Working Classholes podcast, and be sure to check out KATG.com/DAD

Jason Ouellette (aka B. Jason) joins Keith, who just saw the movie Wicked! And Keith's got thoughts! Uh oh! He also finished Severance Season 2! Fuck! He also has opinions on Snow White, the Gaza war, and 23andMe selling your DNA! Good luck!

Keith, the Genius, is joined by new guest Skulk, the Hulking to discuss Keith's Wordle in one (oh this'll be insufferable), appreciating otherwise unappreciated music (good job, Keith), 2025 Nazis (oh nooooo), and Tracy Morgan vomiting courtside (maybe he's pregnant?). Keith sums up the Alec Baldwin-related documentary Last Take: Rust and the Story of Halyna, and AI added the parenthesis.

It's St. Patrick's Day, and, to help celebrate, poker champion (and apparently life coach!) Kenna James talks with Keith about everything poker, porn, life, and love. Kenna talks poker scams, reading people, getting into strangers' heads, and practical poker strategies for the amateur. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

I love promoting new shit; just have a computer, have a separate mic, and have separate headphones. I'll take care of the rest. Jesus Lord God in Heaven. Hi, it's me, Keith. Give a fuuuu***uuck! From Last Week on KATG, here is me appropriately raging. Thank you.

Master comedian impressionists J-L Cauvin and Dan Wilbur treat Keith as if it's his birthday. Bon Appétit.

Christian Finnegan joins Keith to talk about the state of our union, celebrity deaths, and the 2025 Oscars, as well as to help define Keith and Christian's relationship.

Liam McEneaney first appeared on KATG on episode #136. After numerous appearances and a falling out, Liam returns to KATG on episode #3,895 to make amends.

Lovers Keith and Liz go up against Casey James Salengo and his wife Courtney Maginnis to put their love to the ultimate test. Who will prevail when host Kyle Thompson pits the guests' knowledge of each other against each other in the greatest game show of all time.

SNL writer Jack Helmuth joins Keith to spill the behind-the-scenes secrets of Saturday Night Live based on his time with the group from 1997-2000 with Jimmy, Will, Tina, Norm, and others. The duo also discusses the dynamic of live TV in regards to sports celebrations, featuring the Philadelphia E-L-G-S-E-S.

Trouble in Paradise? Katharine Heller joins Keith to help him process Keith and Liz's first tumultuous moment as partners. Only a week away from The Newlywed Game 3, Keith wonders if Love can survive this devastating event. On a lighter note, the duo discusses the upside down Delta airplane and the end of the world. They also cover everything Saturday Night Live including The Homecoming Concert and SNL 50: The Anniversary Special.

Keith is forgiven! All the drama with Keith's dad, KATG.com/DAD, and the world's greatest catfishing saga has been rectified! The duo are father and son again! Rojo Perez, the opener to The Dad Emails book, joins Keith to discuss it all, as well as a love hormone spray to combat loneliness, hate mail, Kanye West's swastika t-shirt, and Captain America: Brave New World.

The hilarious Abbi Crutchfield joins Keith to discuss Super Bowl 2025. The duo covers it all from the New Orleans blowout to the rigged Puppy Bowl; from the commercials to the Kendrick Lamar halftime show; from Taylor Swift and Serena Williams to nazis Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Kanye West; and, from hosting parties to Apple's Sequoia 15.3 breaking your printer. It's game on, baby.

The Black Guy Who Tips' Rod and Karen Morrow help Keith cover everything that's been going on in his mind, from construction woes to the end of the world. The trio discusses Donald Trump's latest executive orders, Super Bowl LIX and Ravens kicker Justin Tucker's sexual assaults, Keith trying to play VR mini golf with strangers, the 67th Grammy Awards, and the Black Hawk/American Airlines regional jet deadly midair collision. It's a rollercoaster of laughter and tears.

New guest and data scientist Dr. Andrea Jones-Rooy shares the science behind our lives in regard to topics such as politics, crime, movies, our personal computer algorithms, and more. Andrea and Keith also discuss listener colonoscopies, Donald Trump ending your government support, Super Bowl LIX, and the 97th Academy Awards.

Keith got his colonoscopy and he's here to give the REAL story on preparation and procedure. Find out what REALLY goes down. The great Carrie Gravenson joins in to share her experience and what it's like to pick up a “post-sedated, hungry, gassy Keith”. The duo also discusses new California wildfires as well as firenados, fake firemen, looting, and private protecting. Also: Keith's landlord has Keith's first book, and Keith and Carrie cover the 2025 Razzie Awards.

It's President Trump: Take 2 feat. Elon Musk handing out Nazi salutes. Rod and Karen Morrow join Keith to discuss Keith's solo episode Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass as well as President #47's speech to turn this failing country around.

Keith's here to talk about our dumb world: the woman who went in an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted in her ass, Gen Z not understanding lightbulbs and newspapers, Keith finally seeing the second half of Smile 2 (review sponsored by Paramount+), and the woman scammed by Fake Brad Pitt to the tune of a divorce and $855,000. Keith also discusses other maroons that include Jerry Springer guests and Drake. Go Steele - WHAT? Shit.

It's the hilarious and KATG-prolific Myq Kaplan! The duo discusses Justy Dodge's ring update and relatable shocking things, such as L.A. wildfires and NYC's congestion pricing. They also discuss the UFC's Dana White being hired to Meta's (Instagram, Facebook) board of directors. Keith and Myq also discuss Nikki Glaser and 2025's Golden Globes as well as the Steelers long hard road to the Super Bowl.

New KATG guest Rebecca Fishbein joins KATG to explain Fuck You Flowers, the new (but apparently classic) way of passive-aggresively sending floral arrangements. The duo not only discusses this new artful book, but they also cover Rebecca's past features and essays covering her life with thoughts on ghosts, the government, and sex with your roommate.

Justy Dodge is back for the follow-up to her potential holiday promise/engagement ring and the dog she's trying to save as well as to help discuss Keith and Liz's Christmas, a new card from Keith's dad, and your phone listening to your thoughts at this very moment.

The great MeMe Cherry turns the tables and interviews Keith. As featured on her podcast Series of Fortunate Events, this is the wrap-up that delves into everything that slapped us across the face in the last 365 days. Whether it's KATG losing the original TG, spectrum diagnoses, discovering a new you, finding brand new love, or everything that affected us all (Moo Deng, Brat Summer, Hawk Tuah, Paul vs. Tyson, Chappell Roan, a literal convict being your president, Wordle's BEAUT and SALLY, Diddy and Bobby-Z, etc.), the duo covers it. What are their favorite pop culture moments? Oh, it gets real. Pip pip. Be sure to take a look at SOFEpod.com.

Justy Dodge might be gifted an engagement ring on Christmas, and Keith is more invested than she is. The duo discusses new love, heartbreak, self-harm, and Luigi Mangione conspiracies. Happy holidays!

Keith is here to discuss his rage for how you play on social media, TIME magazine's two-time Man of the Year Donald J. Trump, Matt Gaetz, the Luigi Mangione non-reward, and Keith's viewing of the latest “Marvel” movie Kraven the Hunter.

It's the return of Felicia Gillespie! Keith and Felicia discuss doctors, insurance, and the latest on CEO killer Luigi Mangione. They also discuss comedy, truth, and the 82nd Golden Globe nominations.

Welp, they caught him: One Luigi Mangione. To get through this sad day, Keith is joined by Rod and Karen Morrow in a special episode wrapping up KATG's recent content and diving deep into the healthcare CEO killing aftermath, Jay-Z being accused of raping a 13-year-old alongside P. Diddy, and Drake being a total bitch.

Besties Betsy Helmuth and Katharine Heller join Keith as he discusses the remembrance of his mother, the holiday juggernaut Hot Frosty, SNL, explaining masturbation to your children, and the “search” for the healthcare CEO shooter. May all your holidays be magical.

Keith's best pal Danny Vega returns as the duo discusses Christmas movies and your loved one's bad taste in entertainment, researchless political opinions, and their end of year music lists. The wonder twins also talk about the NYC shooting of United Healthcare's CEO and Keith's latest medical adventures. Danny brings us an Am I the Asshole? regarding family secrets which leads, of course, to KATG.com/DAD.

Courtney Maginnis! Football! Sebastian Bach! Movies! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!