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In this edition of Pulp Commentary, we are IN the Deadlights now! 30 years later, the boys of Pulp Nightmare are returning to their childhood town to finish what they started when they were but children of the 90s! Carrying a bucket of battery acid and a belief in the tooth fairy (and some trusty anti-clown gear they had laying around), they head into the caverns of Maine with only one purpose... record the longest commentary of their lives. Oh, and you're coming with us! So, arm yourselves with imagination slingshots, avoid Belch wielding greasers, and yell "HI-HO SILVER, AWAY!" Because we are ALL floating tonight, baby! We're FINALLY watching the TV movie event of the 90s... STEPHEN KING'S... IT. It's like it was always meant to be a Pulp Commentary. You'll be wise, very wise indeed, by downloading IT right here! Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/PulpNightmare/ Itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/pulp-nightmare/id426879674 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=33510&refid=stpr

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys celebrate the entirely too talked about death of Jason Voorhees by taking a nice trip down to ole' Camp Crystal Lake for some nice wholesome skinny-dipping fun. But just when they thought it was safe to go back in the pussy... they hear the sound they've been dreading all this time. The oncoming footsteps of a black man! Wait, that came out wrong. It's a body-hopping adventure of underwhelming proportions, as this Friday the 13th, the camp-crazy cast of Pulp Nightmare are made to sit down and bear witness to the most trying installment of the series yet - JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY. You know why this commentary's gonna stick with you? Because you're getting a taste of the Duke! And how about a taste of Jason's delicious heart too? Then download the commentary here to chow down! Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/PulpNightmare/ Itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/pulp-nightmare/id426879674 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=33510&refid=stpr

"Get in the car... or I'll tell 'em you're Jewish." - Nathan Lane to John Travolta The Juice is finally loose! But can that really be considered a spoiler? Regardless, it's curtain call for PULPWATCH 1994, as the boys of Pulp Nightmare bid goodbye to a television show that they're somewhat confused even existed - American Crime Story: The People V OJ Simpson. But is there a twist ending where history radically diverges, aliens descend from the skies and attack, and the only man who can lead humanity towards the fleeting hope of survival is A.C.? God, we wish. Instead, we're treated to a series of plot-lines wrapped up in the most puzzling of ways, the arrival of a surprise dog that appears for... reasons, and multiple - really, too many - proposed murders for Judge Lance Ito. But there are so many questions left! Whatever became of that Nazi medal? Was it sold on the black market? And what about that romance left danging between Marcia Clark and the black man she continually mistreated? And finally, is Robert Shapiro truly the Devil incarnate? Is he the sinister mastermind who killed Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman, framing O.J. Simpson for a crime he did not in fact commit? Well, listen in, and maybe you'll be surprised. We sure weren't. Feel the sweet taste of freedom right along with OJ by downloading the episode here! Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/PulpNightmare/ Itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/pulp-nightmare/id426879674 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=33510&refid=stpr

"PRESSURE?!" - Robert Shapiro The trial of the century mercifully, thankfully starts winding down as the boys of Pulp Nightmare are brought to their absolute limit of endurance in the penultimate installment of PULPWATCH 1994. Your honor, we'd like the Nazi to take the stand. What's that? He said something about Judge Ito's wife? Stop the damn trial! Oh wait, he's stepping down? Trial is back on! Wait, he's inexplicably back? We don't know anymore. But the important question remains: Will Travolta be able to keep his unrelenting fury over the possibility of riots in the streets in check? And why does Cochran seem to want to incite one? Wait, why was THAT the ending?! You know what, AMERICAN CRIME STORY: THE PEOPLE V OJ SIMPSON, we don't know anymore. We just don't. The Juice is loose! Download the episode here to escape! Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/PulpNightmare/ Itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/pulp-nightmare/id426879674 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=33510&refid=stpr

Download Here, if ya please In which the good ol' boys welcome Fuss The Australian Matt back to the show to discuss yet another sojourn to the U.S. of A. Fuss traverses land and sea to find the lost city of Dunkin' Donuts, James dodges holiday mascots, and Matt gets a haircut. IF THIS SHOW IS SHIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT. Links: Decadence. Decadence pure and simple. And listen to me live-watch each episode of American Crime Story with Alex and Mike, on our show Pulp Nightmare!

"Next question!" - Cuba Gooding Jr. as OJ Simpson You know, George, we've been thinking. Maybe it's time to do this PULPWATCH 1994 thing right. On a very special eighth installment of the ten-part series, FX's AMERICAN CRIME STORY: THE PEOPLE V. OJ SIMPSON, the boys of Pulp Nightmare sub out a usual guest for a very special guest who gives them the inside track on what really happened behind the scenes of the show - granting us a rare interview, series star and recovering Hollywood actor, Cuba Gooding Jr. as OJ Simpson! What secrets does Mr. Gooding Jr. As OJ Simpson spill exclusively for us, if any? How did he meet series creator and show-runner Ryan Murphy? What does he remember of working with John Singleton? Why is John Travolta the evilest man he's ever met? And whose skin is as "smooth as silk"? Also, we barely talk about the actual episode. You have to understand. He had to sign a lot of NDAs. Escape the murderous gloved claws of OJ by downloading the episode here! Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/PulpNightmare/ Itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/pulp-nightmare/id426879674 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=33510&refid=stpr

"Why you be half-steppin'?" Objection! Your honor, we'd like to call American Crime Story: The People v OJ Simpson to the stand. That's right, it's another edition of PULPWATCH 1994, and the boys of Pulp Nightmare discover that this episode may be the most factually inaccurate to date! From Marcia Clark's lust for a sexy black co-worker to the subsequent trial endangerment of the prosecution, to Robert Shapiro's ultimate moment of super-villainy and David Schwimmer's post-career breakdown that even the show doesn't show, it all culminates in the shocking - not to mention ridiculous - recreation of the fateful moment of the entire trial: that god damned glove. Will it fit? Must we acquit? Of course not, but the revisionist history going on makes us sad. Come on, Judge Ito, you can still make things right! You can still make it more of a circus! The Juice is loose! Download the episode here to escape! Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/PulpNightmare/ Itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/pulp-nightmare/id426879674 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=33510&refid=stpr

In which the boys unexpectedly break from the norm and read aloud the tales of the unaccountable... of another! Following a headline making arrest of a certified crazy man, who we should remind you is one hundred percent certifiably crazy, Mike delves deep into the psyche of a conspiracy that spans even deeper than he himself initially thought - much to the horror of his awestruck co-hosts! It all began [REDACTED], on a summer [REDACTED] in the middle of [REDACTED], when a [REDACTED] got [REDACTED] by a group of [REDACTED] and their [REDACTED] in the middle of a [REDACTED]. But wait, there's more! The eyes of evil look upon us all, as we realize we are not alone. [REDACTED] exists! And there's proof of [REDACTED]! They hide beneath the surface of [REDACTED]! And President [REDACTED] knows about it, too! I know, it's insane to contemplate, but hear us out! Join us in a mind-melding [REDACTED] of pure unadulterated pleasure as [REDACTED] fondles your [REDACTED] for the purpose of [REDACTED], here on Pulp Nightmare - where the crazy come to conglomerate their ideas of [REDACTED]! We're sorry. He doesn't love you. #LizardTruth Download this [REDACTED] here, if you dare. Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/PulpNightmare/ Itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/pulp-nightmare/id426879674 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=33510&refid=stpr

"'Cause I'm for real! Hear me? I'm The Juice!" Know what this is? This is The FX's tombstone, because we've already planned it's funeral. In yet another edition of outrage, madness, and inexplicable confusion, the boys of Pulp Nightmare engage the medium of television for the sixth installment PULPWATCH 1994, trying to decipher the incoherent messages of AMERICAN CRIME STORY: THE PEOPLE V OJ SIMPSON. And between a credit sequence that just won't appear, a love story that doesn't seem to be a love story, racism and sexism interwoven together in such a way that it's practically a new level of offensive, and the single most perplexing use of Seal's "Kiss From A Rose" ever attempted, the PN alumni sure as hell have their hands full. Why was there so much dancing? Why was the Nazi presented to look sane? What in God's name is Ryan Murphy doing with the camera? Is it drunk?! The answers will never come. They just won't. Escape the murderous gloved claws of OJ by downloading the episode here!

"JUDAS!" - Robert Shapiro We're not trying to be respectful about this podcast, we're trying to win! It's that time again, as an acclaimed director steps into the seat of FX's AMERICAN CRIME STORY: THE PEOPLE V OJ SIMPSON. Listen in as the boys of Pulp Nightmare discover what happens as betrayal rocks the trial of the century from both sides and tensions flare up, sparking a surprise exit on behalf of historical inaccuracy, Johnnie Cochran's super villain plot to end all super villain plots, the most one-sided feud over whether or not a man can be able to sit on a bench, and the single most shocking - and hilarious - ending in television history. PULPWATCH 1994 continues on, but will the collective sanity of Mike, MB, and Hero remain intact? Only [Armless Tiger Man] knows! The Juice is loose! Download the episode here to escape!

"Lesbian sex, 197!" The Trial of the Century begins - slowly and shallowly - as Pulp Nightmare sits through yet another trying chapter of America's sleaziest show currently on television, AMERICAN CRIME STORY: THE PEOPLE V OJ SIMPSON. And this one's full of everything the boys have grown to hate, from camera work that induces outright nausea to the frustrating lack of anyone involved with the show doing what Johnnie Cochran asks: Choosing a side! But before we're all treated to dark, tan, and Hawaiian Travolta, hear the live reactions to such oddities as O.J. Simpson's memory palace, Marcia Clark's refusal to ever be competent, the most surprisingly overacted outburst yet, and the continued racism of Mark Waid from Earth 2. Juice, you gotta help us... We don't think we can sit through this one too much longer. Escape the murderous gloved claws of OJ by downloading the episode here!

"He'll never stop being The Juice!" Uncle Juice is not black, he's OJ! And with one of their own enjoying a fresh glass of OJ, the boys of Pulp Nightmare continue their live trek through the long, drawn-out true life story fictionalized in continually tasteless fashion that is the FX's AMERICAN CRIME STORY: THE PEOPLE V. OJ SIMPSON. And Episode 3, The Dream Team, gives us answers to all important questions while simultaneously telling us nothing at all. Why does Marcia Clark seemingly never seem to stop smoking cigarettes? We don't know. When was Kato Kalein ever considered famous? Never explained. Who convinced Nathan Lane that joining this show was ever a good idea? We only have our assumptions. In perhaps the most boring showcase of this real life murder re-sensationalized for prime time cable, we do however learn the true origins of the Kardashian empire. And that has to count for something. Right? Give a listen as PULP WATCH 1994 continues. The Juice is loose! Download the episode here to escape!

"Everything Is Terrible!" - A.C. Cowlings The Juice Is Loose! And going about 20 miles per hour. For the second installment of the critically acclaimed drama (seriously?) that details the fall of one of the bit players from the Naked Gun movies, the boys of Pulp Nightmare are digging deep and searching for answers where the early 1990's Los Angeles Police Department wouldn't. Like what Kato Kalelin is even doing here when he's clearly confused, how Robert Shapiro's super villain schemes extend to menacing the X-Men, when did David Schwimmer manage to get steady work playing an Armenian, whether or not Theo Huxtable ever managed to stop for food, and why, oh why is there just so much goddamn pizza? It's The Bronco-Heavy Episode 2 of American Crime Story: The People V. OJ Simpson, "The Run Of His Life". Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage. Escape the murderous claws of OJ by downloading the episode here!

If the glove doesn't fit, Pulp Nightmare must acquit! Listen in as Mike, MB, and Hero travel back in time to the early 1990's, a world of seedy pizza endorsements, celebrity making schlock, and a real life murder mystery that captivated the nation. But was The Juice really a murderer all along? Well yes, but that's beside the point. What is the REAL American Crime? Kato Kaelin's modern day doppelganger? The origins of The Kardashian Empire? John Travolta's complete lack of facial movement? Only The FX knows. Join the boys for the ultimate tale of the unaccountable as they live watch the premiere of AMERICAN CRIME STORY: THE PEOPLE V. O.J. SIMPSON. The Juice is loose! Download the episode here to escape!

In which Hero gives the boys The Gift of The Zombi... Download this Tale Of The Unreturnable here, if you dare

DESCRIPTION: Anthology episode of the podcast designate "Pulp Nightmare", in which the humans relinquish their hosting duties to an artificial arbiter of puzzles and their inevitable solutions. QUESTIONS: What is the terrible, secular secret of "The Devil's Night"? How will one host survive the festive depravity of "The Wicker Schnitzel"? Can an organic lifeform calculate the improbability of "Pool Cue Of The Year"? And what do a shipping crate, norse mythology, and the Phantom of The Opera have to do with "Hot Crackers"? ANSWER: Step inside the doors of The Pulp Gallery, and find out. AWAITING ENTRANCE TO PULP GALLERY... Download this Tale Of The Unaccountable here, if you dare, humans.

In which the boys and Hero really regret this episode. "Listen" as the "trio" are "disturbed" to the point of "insanity" by events that unfold in the dark recesses of the mind of a man made of beans, childhood icons are taken to task for their debauched behavior, and a fetishism is taken to such an extreme that even Swamp Thing is horrified. Kakarot! Greatest of Saiyans! Where are you when we need you?!  WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT DETAILED. Seriously. Censored for the most part, but heads up.

Holy heavyweights! A raging battle that's been 75 years in the making! This time, the rug has been completely pulled out from under the Historical Heathen's feet, as the Fictional Fuck-Up - like the dastardly villain that he is - throws him into dire peril with only one chance of escape... let Batmen fight! With enough twists and turns worthy of The Caped Crusader's vast history and many varied depictions, the two celebrate the milestone anniversary of Batman's 1939 debut by leaving no Dark Knight unscathed! No Dually Deputized Agent of the Law untarnished! And possibly... no Batman alive?! From the Gotham by Gaslight to the depths of the Batcave, this is one Konjectural Kombat you dare... not... miss! Download Here! DISCLAIMER: At times, the audio quality will fluctuate. This was unavoidable and the best was done to preserve the original recording. All credit goes to Mike Napier of the Pulp Nightmare podcast for being our personal Harold The Mechanic and fixing the unfixable. He must have been King of the Wicker People.

In which the boys lose their fingers and their minds, revisiting some of their most frightening experiences - most of them being experiences they were never there for, but semantics. Grab your gas masks and military ponchos for this one, because Pulp Nightmare is back, baby. Back and all over your face!

In which the boys ask... why?

In which the boys discover that the conspiracy runs deeper than they ever could have imagined, MAN. Shocking truths are revealed in bulk after a chance encounter with a time-jumping metalhead, who's travelled very far to warn of the perils in a future gone wrong, and tells us how Pulp Nightmare can set things right! Ever wondered why there are so many Walmarts? How deep the government probe really goes? Why so many celebrities are dying?! What the sinister counterpart of the Blackula Hunters really are?! Or maybe even... the person or persons that orchestrated the Kennedy assassination?! It's all told, and everything is finally laid out, with answers to questions going all the way back to the original episodes! The secret history of the world goes deeper, and you better listen now. Before they do! THIS GOES BACK TO THE ASSASSINATION OF NOAH, MAN!

In the seventh installment of the series, the Sloth (Alex Koch) is joined by two members of The Off-Panel Podcast's sister network, James Lewis (Below The Bible Belt) and Mike Napier (Pulp Nightmare), to talk about an often overlooked but fascinatingly rich chapter of the extensive Marvel catalog that once threatened to tell the tale that could have unraveled one of comics' most beloved characters. From his humble beginnings playing hoop and stick, to his tragic and often disturbing turn into the animal he was always destined to become, discover the origin story of The X-Men's Wolverine for the very first time in the controversial 2001 graphic novel simply titled, Origin.Download Off The Panel!

In which the boys discover fascinating finds in the Dollar Tree bin, including a stunning commentary on race relations in a way you wouldn't expect, evil corporate sponsors, the Indy 500 of the future, constant and sudden subliminal advertisements, rejection of the handicapped, and amazing website finds. This episode of Pulp Nightmare was brought to you by the refreshing taste of Squirt! Get it in your mouth!

In which one of the boys and his guest-host forget the reason for the season, and instead recover a long-suppressed memory of madness, destiny, and chicken fingers. Listen as a prophecy is fulfilled and immediately voided, a conspiracy is hatched by the most heinous fiends ever united around a poorly-crafted table, and one host overcomes his primal fears to become... The Perfect Mike.

"Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares"Hebrews 13: 2 Download here, if ya please In which them good ole boys bring in their token Yankee to discuss life in the North, as the three set out to save President Mitt Romney from the great Jehovah threat, before waging war against an enemy that will never hear them coming. While James deals with homoerotic hearsay, Matt declares himself a sovereign individual, and decides the fate of the Hoosier State once and for all. INDIANA: COME FOR THE HOMOS, STAY FOR THE PHOBIA     Links: Cowboy Donny's Blog Man With Hilarious Name Released on Bond, Hilarity Ensues Listen to Alex on Pulp Nightmare, Dork Knights, and Off-Panel They're watching.

In which the boys have made it to the big five-oh! And thankfully for us, they're still not the least bit mature about it. Joined by Quizmaster Hero and a mysterious machine that will decide their destinies and seal their fates, Mike and MB journey inward in order to answer the questions of time and space itself! For the very first time, discover the origins of Pulp Nightmare and the unholy union that will forever drive it, as recounted through their legendary idiocy! But wait, there's more! In a stunning revelation, discover which pioneer of animation has a dark and checkered past, what MB would do when confronted with the ultimate No-Win scenario, the most amazingly simple strategy for fending off cultists, and plenty of Sin City references. It's an hour of absolute madness, and an hour that perfectly encapsulates what it means... to tell tales of the unaccountable.

In which the crew are joined by a special ninja guest, who in between disturbing appearances helps to discern the Satanic origins of Merce's boss, refuses to read any of the week's comics, listen to everyone gush about the second installment of Saga, tries desperately to get interested in America's Got Powers, becomes horrified as Matt and John's forbidden love affair over Secret and Saucer Country, joins in as everyone does nothing but trash on Megaman in Sergio's abscence, get religious with racist virtual reality experiences involving The Book of Ages, and fantasize about Spider-Men as a porn. And just who has a face like an unwanted erection?Download Here! Links of the week:Pulp Nightmare - Tales Of The Unaccountable! (Starring Mike & MB)Marvel Brings "Spider-Men" To The Table - NY Daily News...And Then Prove That They've Run Out Of Ideas"Gambit" Series Announced - The Book We've All Been Waiting ForPower Mark's Official Website - Because Yes, It Has An Official Website

In which the Dimwitted Duo take the time to get serious and start to talk shop. Comic shop, that is, as they commit mass genocide against Sky City, challenge the unknown, prepare to face the court, and terrorize the open roadways while wearing sheets. Plus, the debut of a brand new theme by the same fancy gentleman who brought you the opening of DK's sister podcast, Pulp Nightmare!THE DORK KNIGHT... IRREDEEMABLE?THE BYRD WONDER... INCORRUPTIBLE?TO WHAT DEPTHS OF MADNESS HAVE OUR HEROES PLUNGED?!Tune in to find out!