Awkward High Five Podcast

This is our holiday special. But we end talking movies like usual. But it's fun. How are you?

It's that time of year where Daily puts s--t on his face to go get food. We discuss Squid Game, Dune, Dev not hating on Marvel fans anymore, Alec Baldwin's blank mishaps, cancel culture, and a Florida man's tasty weapon of choice.

Ever wanted to hear what Daily's internal chatter sounds like? Inquire within. We discuss the great Norm Macdonald, the anniversary of some groundbreaking albums, Punky Brewster's death spree, dildos vs vibrators, the Brian Laundrie hunt, and yet another crazy naked woman.

Hey how has everyone's last year or so been? Anything interesting happen? We discuss candy corn haters, Daily doubles, buying drugs in Mexico, celebrity deaths, pronouns, and a naked golf cart rider.

This is our last show. Probably. Well maybe.

Ok we're back. It's been a while (I hope you sang that in your best 90's butt rock voice). Skinny Legs Tommy came to hang with us and we discuss how nuts the world is now, addictive tv shows, Deep Thoughts, social anxiety, post covid sports, sibling rivalries, Daily's failed threesome, and Tommy's hook eye.

Daily's daughter is town during the epidemic. We discuss what it's like having Daily as a dad, Y2K Family Survival Guide with Leonard Nimoy, pork roll, the rules of haunting as a ghost, and the effect of the pandemic on entertainment.

We discuss Orlando Bloom's southern situation, Mad Mike, Daily's movie plots, Dave, the coronavirus, and a guy trying to have sex with an ATM.

We discuss Flava Flav outed from Pubic Enemy, Daily's Unseen Movie Plots, Producer Dave's anus party hamsters, James Lipton's deceiving age, the worst places to commit suicide, MASH, and athletes who only play for one team.

You're listening to High Air. We discuss black sitcoms, rip Sy Sperling, Trump on Parasite, The Young Ones, the Pablo Escobar phone, the always amazing Brian Atene audition, and weird stuff you say in public.

Here's a scab show Dave, Daily, and Skinny Legs Tommy did over the holidays that I kept promising I'd put up but never did. So I'm sorry for that. But here it is now. I think if you work in AV you'll enjoy this. Or if you're nostalgic for the holiday season that just happened a month and half ago. Anyway enjoy. Ok cool bye. - Devin

We discuss turning 40, how little cheerleaders get paid, ponzi schemes, The Oscars, Nick from Family Ties, women's orgasms, and christian Kanye.

We discuss action movies, James Bond actors, Oscar nominees, Kobe, vibrators, and paying prostitutes with hamburgers.

We discuss banana peel masturbation, Polish Die Hard, rating A-list actors, clever road signs, Freaknik, Monty Python, a car chase that ended in a not so death defying jump, and a car of frozen iguanas.

We discuss Dan Akroyd's ghost bj, Post Malone, Gilbert Gottfried, the Crimestoppers cop, Daily's hemorrhoids, calling out sick, cheating in baseball, and a dead Kevin Bacon.

We discuss Stephen King's son, Catch 22, The Irishman, the best movie of the year, Dev's tire blowing out, life before GPS, a Govenor's misguided parole spree, cancer sniffing dogs, and Daily's car stank.

We discuss mumbler mouth Vince Neil, the It movies, South Dakota on meth, fast food love, Trump on Mount Rushmore, getting married, a car driving dog, Wild Wild Country, and a child who brought cocaine to class.

We discuss what age dad jokes start seeming funny, local monster movie hosts, Producer Dave's hockey jersey adventure, Disney Plus, Joker, Dev at Woodstock '99, and a card game that ended in murder.

We discuss mystery texts from February, Winona Ryder, songs to annoy the daycare above Daily's apartment, Dave's dude headlines, a Popeye's chicken sandwich murder, a life sentence loop hole, masturbating during a panic attack, and going to a bar alone.

We discuss Harvey Weinstein at a comedy club, a man who claims he was sexually assaulted by mermaids, Edward Snowden saying there's no proof of aliens, Alexa, a Norwegian man's fatal father-in-law visit, and a Vaseline covered man who pooped in a cash register.

We discuss the joy of limited tv series, Joker, Dev's love of The Beach Bum, deep fakes, Back to the Beach, Dev's Cape Fear moment, and a nursing home fight club.

Mama say, mama saw, a mokusa. We discuss Dev's new term for Joe Rogan enthusiasts, incels, original Star Trek, a new confession in the Making a Murderer case, Dev's movie marathon, sapiosexuals, and the fattest bear contest.

It's been a while (I know you just sang that, it's ok no judgement). We discuss the two big comedy specials that came out while we were gone, a rapper who confessed to a real murder in a song, Daily wanting to work as a Facebook content monitor, recreational cocaine in Mexico, the Area 51 "raid", and the best Brad Pitt performances,

We got that attitude, kinda. We discuss Bam Margera's recent breakdown, the talk radio good ol' days, the Auto Blow II, Kareem Abdul Jabbar's beef with Quentin Tarantino, random pressure cookers found around NYC, scared straight, and a meth and metal fueled death party a man threw for his wife.

Look at this productivity. We discuss speeding tickets, driving in New Jersey, racist Ronald Reagan, being desensitized to sex, Seinfeld vs Bobcat, Japanese custom making animals, and a Walmart potato pisser.

We had a little technical difficulty so that's why it's cut off and there's a few skips in the very beginning. Who would have thought that my 10 year old virus infected Lenovo lap top with a cracked screen would have let me down? Anyway we discuss Daily's work party, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Daily's AV scared straight, moving Halloween to the weekend, gross candy that we like, storming Area 51, Dev's 23 and Me results, and the diaper bandit strikes again.

It's an every 2 week lazy summer. We discuss skinny legs McHale, OJ on Twitter, a mega church with a private police force, the uselessness of the war on drugs, people dying in the DR, a woman trolled to kill her best friend, Bushwick Bill, Producer Dave's weird porn game, and a guy who has sex with novelty pool floats.

Hey everyone on the inconspicuously low. We discuss the emergency broadcast system, Daily's dual BMW's, commercial jingles, the IL, and a guy who got fired for refusing to stop masturbating at work.

Ooo la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. We discuss lead singer's solo careers, spin offs, reality tv stars that do porn, how to fall to your death, Scary Spice's eye herpes, and sex in Teslas.

Producer Dave and Daily do a Scab Show while I'm(Devin)out galavanting. I don't know what they talk about, maybe scabs finally. One can only hope. Let's find out together shall we?

The boys are back together and nobody cares. We discuss being faked out by body double boobs, sneaking marijuana on planes, drunk crying, old school Drew Barrymore, movie part 4's, and a Florida man who terrorized a trailer park.

Dev and Daily have a magical evening while Producer Dave is out jet setting. We discuss Dev finally giving in and watching Game of Thrones, not being able to remember the plot of Trainspotting, 420, people worried about peeing during the new Avengers, dreams, not being comfortable around other people, movie dicks, and a Florida man's army of turtles.

My bad, my blunder, I just want you to know that.. you really are my best fwennnn! We discuss the genius of Jody Hill, the wrong way to masturbate, the effects of easily available porn on the younger generation, a Japanese sex shortage, a woman in Dubai arrested for an old Facebook post, and what our super powers would be.

What's your favorite cover song, or your favorite Mexican hooker? Let us know! Actually don't. We discuss when Dev and Daily first met, Kevin Smith films, the best cover songs, best sketch comedy skits, and Daily's adventure with a Tijuana prostitute.

Daily is missing so Producer Dave decides to get to know Devin a little better in a Reality and Chex Mix style interview. But first we talk about drugs and pooping your pants.

In true AHi5 fashion, we celebrate Daily's 44th birthday with a in depth conversation about death. We discuss fingers in butts, Dev's crazy Courtney Love story, how women have it easier after breakups, aneurysms, movie sex scenes that could be real, and the Florida man generator.

I don't know there's sex with robots talk in this one too. We discuss 80's toys, the Challenger explosion, bedside end of life robots, which Friends we'd get with, a movie list to tell you how gay you are, and a woman who shot her boyfriend for snoring too loudly.

Sorry it took so long. We discuss weed panic attacks, Producer Dave's Mexico foam party, a humpback whale found in the Amazon jungle, Tilda Swinton, war movies, that whole Michael Jackson thing, recent celebrity deaths, and a chicken assault.

There's a bunch of creepy documentaries out right now. We discuss getting back in shape, Lorena, Abducted in Plain Sight, Scientology, and a illegal medicine practicin' cop shootin' Florida mayor.

Daily is 2 Fast 2 Furious and no one's rims are safe. We discuss Daily messing up his friend's new car, how quick In Living Color would get me too'd if it were around today, Hawaii proposing to drastically raise the legal age to buy cigarettes, how bad kids have it now, the left vs right mindset, a man who fought a mountain lion and won, and a Florida couple that turned their trailer into a herion drive thru.

When you think about it, we're all just dude bros at a Wu-Tang show. We discuss weird dreams, how the Oscars should honor popular but not necessarily good movies, women's obsession with Ted Bundy, Producer Dave at a Wu-Tang show, the best Metallica song, Daily's friend's rest stop suicide, krokodil, funeral strippers, and a Florida family murdered over a cam girl.

Has anyone ever actually bobbed for apples? We discuss people who want to be referred to by "they", defunct car companies, a skinny legged call in, a man who proposed to the woman who stabbed him thirteen times, and Grand Puba.

Buncha Dr. Joyce Brothers's over here. We discuss Producer Dave's fondness of cross dressers' packages, Daily's war with the illegal day care in the apartment upstairs, celebrities' deformities, Surviving R Kelly, slam dancing, and how to last longer in bed.

Let's all turn gay for a month. We discuss becoming middle aged, if men or women cheat more, Logan Paul's gay month, a poker player who took a bet to stay in a dark bathroom for a month, a woman in vegetative state who mysteriously became pregnant, and a guy with syringes in his butt.

Saying goodbye to your horse is hard. We discuss the recent celebrity deaths, offensive characters in movies and television, the Baldwins, Daily meeting Denzel Washington, and a old school discrimination by way of Nikelodeon.

Happy New Year! We discuss dad jokes, Daves' opinion on Buster Scruggs, Nicholas Cage in Mandy, bad accents in movies, a Kennedy/Michael Jordan sex bet, a creepy old educational sex book, Dev's hidden conservatism, and a couple penis biters.

Merry Christmas everyone! We discuss a Sammy Davis Jr. Alka-Seltzer commercial, wearing jerseys, science being able to shrink stuff Honey I Shrunk the Kids style, Dev's review of Venom, feeling like we're finally living in the future, and a teacher that went insane.

No, ALL! We discuss steel drum appreciation, Dev's mega celebrity sighting, the All-O-Gistics, Daily getting Facebook dissed, popular movies we've never seen, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, Adam Driver's best scene, japanimation vs anime, a woman divorcing her ghost husband, a guy really upset over a breakfast sandwich, mountain goats that drink human urine, and a toddler biting Florida man.

Daily is un-metooable. We discuss our go to Christmas movies, Quentin Tarantino movies, Halloween, George Bush Sr's me too, Starbucks banning porn, and a guy who got busted shoplifting at his interview for the same store.

Seriously, is there anyone better than Michael Rapaport? We discuss Thanksgiving, Daily's lost turkey gobbler sandwich, families selling their children for water, a local murder case, a woman cooked and fed her husband to people, Michael Rapaport's greatness, and a Home Depot monkey attack.

Daily doesn't want to stand for the National Anthem, but only because it's a long song. We discuss the California fires, fake snuff porn, Skinny Legs Tommy's choice of facial hair, another minority/cop shooting, why Tesla's seem douchey, and a sex competition we're having with a recently deceased celebrity.