I Swear We're Not a Couple

In this episode, The Couple talk about Tennessee's new bill restricting drag queens, a very fabulous Qantas flight, being invited to milestone parties, and Rogelio closes it out by starting to tell his story about the NYC Marathon. Spoilers: He doesn't finish the story. This episode is brought to you in part by flower centerpieces: make sure you take those home, it'd be a shame if they went to waste. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

In this incredibly unorganized episode, The Couple catch up with each other and talk how much they each love Target, discuss the best Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, and go off on a tangent about Peeps and unconventional candy. Rogelio talks about his trip to Northern California and his visit to Ghirardelli heaven. Adam talks about his trip to Europe, and his new endeavor to watch all of the movies that have won a Razzie. That conversation leads the boys down a rabbit hole about reading, Quentin Tarantino, and their love of Michael Keaton. This episode is brought to you in part by Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts... not the Easter ones, forget those. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

Howdy Couplets! In this episode, the boys talk about work, the upcoming New York City Marathon, "Midnights" by Taylor Swift, and much, much more. We sincerely apologize about the end of this episode. Look, instead of reading about this episode, just listen.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

That was a quick month! The Couple return to provide you endless entertainment (?) and catch up with their lives, talk about Burger King and their ghost email, Batgirl cancelation, lantern-flies taking over, Uncoupled on Netflix, the new Ulster County "I Voted" sticker, the first time someone asked us, "Are you sure you're not a couple?", and Erwho...Erejua...Erewhon? This episode brought to you in part by a child not staying in their room for quiet time and jumping over their bed. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your podcast app, The Couple return to wreak havoc on your ears. Adam and Rogelio catch up on the past eight months. Adam is caught in a terrible thunder storm, loses power, and returns to tell the story. The guys chat about movies, Top Gun: Maverick specifically, TV shows, and Rogelio gets an iPhone. This episode is brought to you in part by Mother Nature. Mother Nature: "Don't fuck with me!" --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

This is it, Couplets. The final episode of I Swear We're Not A Couple. This is a bittersweet episode where The Couple recap people's reactions to finding out that this is the end. Also, Rogelio and Adam recap their London trip. The episode (series) concludes with a playlist of good-bye songs, listening to every sound bite from the show, and The Couple talking about what they'll miss most. Thank you to everyone who listened and help make this show what it was. Champagne kisses and caviar dreams. - The Couple --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The Couple was too busy galavanting around London to record an episode this week, so enjoy this clip show of some of their best(?) segments. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

Adam and Rogelio talk about Halloween and bicker for the entire episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

In this episode, The Couple talk about recent animal stories in the news, the State Fair of Texas list of fried foods, a list of gay representation in Disney movies, and Rogelio recaps a story where he needs to know: is he an asshole? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

Happy Monday, Couplets, and thank you for sticking with us during our adjusted release schedule. The Couple start by discussing the one and only, David Bowie, his pop-up experience in London and NY, and his number ones in the US. Rogelio and Adam talk about mayonnaise again and perhaps having it in your coffee, the rise of Dutch Bros. coffee, the Rock n Roll induction ceremony and presenters, a bunch of movies are delayed again, and finally, Buzzfeed's list of the 40 best cookies. Spoiler alert: the list is BS. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

In this one, The Couple talk about some of their pet peeves, the return of Legends of the Hidden Temple, Instagram going down, National Coming Out Day where Rogelio gives an example of why this day is so important, and the two gush over Adele and her return. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The Couplets are at war! Listen in to hear who called us out. Also, The Couple talk about weddings, proper open bar etiquette, and their upcoming trip to London. Adam tries his best to identify 80s songs from their lyrics. They review a few of the Couplets favorite songs from the RS Best 500, unveil two songs that they absolutely hate, talk about the upcoming Mario Bros. movie and Chris Pratt, and how Roald Dahl may not have been the best person. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

This is a pretty straight forward episode: The Couple highlight 16 songs from Rolling Stone's 500 Best Songs of All Time list. If you don't like music, lists, or Rogelio and Adam talking about music and lists, you may wanna stay away from this one. Hugs and kiss, knees and toes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

Another week, another great one in the books. The Couple launch into their usual banter to start the show as Adam and Rogelio catch us up on their respective weeks. They talk about Ryan Fischer... AGAIN! (Hopefully the last time,) recap some Jewish Holidays, they talk about the Bodyguard reboot and the Twins sequel, and they cap off the show with Adam playing Name That Tune with five songs from Rolling Stone's 500 Best Songs of All Time list. Make sure you stick around after the end to hear a little bonus content. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

TRIGGER WARNING: In this episode, the topics of 9/11 and drug addiction/recovery are discussed. If you are sensitive to these topics and would still like to listen to this episode but skip those parts, please fast forward to 48:04. In this episode, The Couple honor those who passed on 9/11; The Couple recount their experiences of that fateful day, the weeks that followed, and how the impact of 9/11 is still felt today; the guys discuss John Mulaney's appearance on the Seth Myers show where Mulaney talked about his time in rehab, Olivia Munn, and his new baby; the tone switches at 48:08 when The Couple goes on to dissect a list from Buzzfeed that explains how companies failed because of their own dumb mistakes, in particular the rise and fall of Moviepass. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

Howdy, Couplets! In this piping-hot episode, Rogelio confesses a deep, dark secret to Adam, Adam talks about the couple that came to buy all his parents' stuff, and Abba's new songs. Also, Rogelio reviews the @LiquidIV Yellow Cherry flavor, The Couple talks about McDonald's ice cream machines breaking, the McDonald's characters, how China is not a fan of Adam's, and movies that have been pushed back due to the pandemic. This episode brought to you in part by "sissy idols" and "effeminate men." --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

After a rocky start, the Couple do what they do best and talk. They play listener Bee's message from last week, talk about Adam's birthday bash, explain "Nah, he tweaking'" and the milk crate challenge to the olds, discuss when is too soon for pumpkin spice, Rogelio's hate for fall scented stuff, and discuss the epidemic of hard seltzers available in stores. This episode brought to you in part by ISWNAC Seltzer. We just take other hard seltzers, pour them in a glass, and say they're ours. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

We made it! One year since starting this podcast, one year later, one year of joy, sorrow, surprises, excitement, inebriation, but most of all, one year of having the honor of having you all as listeners and Couplets. Rogelio and Adam say it all the time, but they mean it each time, thank you for supporting us, listening to us, and laughing with us on this journey. To quote a modern genius, "Live, laugh, love!"- Anon In this 50th episode extravaganza, The Couple unveil the winner of the vodka/fizz stick competition, speak to the loser of the contest, we listen to some of your voice messages, we catch up with what's going on with Liquid IV, talk Laura Prepon, Britney Spears, and Ryan Fischer, and talk about the Sound of Music (why so soon?). --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

Hi #Couplets! In this exciting episode, the Couple read the options you came up with to name Adam's Vodka and #Arbonne fizz stick concoction, their recent correspondence with @LiquidIV, talk about the #Balmuda on @Huckberry, discuss what ever happened to Debra Winger, and close out by talking about #Disney's biggest box-office flops. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The Couple wastes no time and talk about Foo Fighters trolling the Westboro Baptist Church and Mike Richards potentially taking over as host of Jeopardy. The boys transition to talking about #Ikea and their new meatball #candle and Adam tells everyone which candle he'd love to own if it existed. They cover the new Behind the Music, #TheSuicideSquad, and how to fix the box office in a post-pandemic world. Finally, they close out the episode by explaining all of the new #Disney #MagicKey tiers and how to use them, as well as trying to explain the fervor that Disney #Pin fans have for pin trading. This episode brought to you in part by Exxon-Mobile Candles --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

Welcome our special guest, and really mother, to some degree, of ISWNAC, Samantha Simons née Landau! In this very special episode, The Couple + 1 recap Adam's helming of the show last week, introduce Sam to our audience, talk briefly about the #Olympics, chat about different foods including the new #MacandCheese #Icecream, and #ScarlettJohansson suing #disney. The gang finishes the episode by comparing their top 5 Disney songs of all time. What would be on your list? Drop us a voice message letting us know. This episode brought to you in part by Phil Collins. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

In this episode, Rogelio goes missing and Adam's longtime friend, Lana, joins the show. They catch up, talk about stuff, review the things, and overall, have a great time doing it. Special thanks to @lana_b_nana for filling in for Rogelio and keeping Adam company. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

Introducing to the court... THE COUPLE! Adam and Rogelio get things going and talk about the #GoldCup, #Mexico's National Soccer Team, and fans homophobic chant. They then talk about the #Emmys nominations, the 2020 #Olympics, @RalphLauren's special #USA jackets, and giant goldfish in Minnesota. The boys end the episode when they both present their list of favorite songs from #90s soundtracks. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

Adam and Rogelio get down to business in this episode of #ISWNAC and talk about some minor changes on the horizon for the show, one of which is that from henceforth, all fans of the show shall now be called #Couplets! (transition) Adam shares a story about his new #BFF Shayla. (transition) The Couple spend some time dissecting the first two episodes of the new docu-series #ThisIsPop on @netflix. (transition) They dive in deep on #BoyzIIMen, boy groups, #autotune, #cher, and just how adorable and likable @tpain is. (transition) They then talk about #BlackWidow and all of the sexist fanboys MCU universe has, (transition) Richard Donner passing away, (transition) Adam highlights 2 songs from #BeautyandtheBeat from @officialgogos for the 40th anniversary, (transition) and Rogelio closes the show with another edition of Garage Sale-ing. (End) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

In this special #4thofJuly episode, The Couple discuss #PinkHimilayanSalt and their breakfast preferences. They move on to discuss their perfect 4th of July menu and Rogelio quizzes Adam on his #American history. The boys discuss #BritneySpears and the #FreeBritney movement, how the #IOC is full of shit, and the reveal of #Todaya...#Zom...#TomHolland and #Zendaya as a couple. Rogelio closes out the episode by talking about some of the risqué items he saw at a recent garage sale in the inaugural Garage Sale-ing! This episode brought to you in part my America. Have you had your freedom today? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

Welcome Back, Couplees! We're back from hiatus, and as bad as ever. In our return, we talk about Rogelio's "birthday," Mail Call, the second and final New Music Monday featuring #Lorde and #MileyCyrus, the return of music #festivals, the first openly #gay #NFL player, the redesigned #PrideFlag and of course, #Madonna being batshit crazy.  This episode is brought to you in part by the answer to life, universe, and everything, as well as #OnceUponATimeinLA festival --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

In this all new episode, The Couple are back at it talking about the recently announced #Pride festival in #LA, the new #cicada fungus among us, cicada #recipes, the recently announced #Cher biopic, #Warner media's $43 billion bid at acquiring #Discovery, and close out by touching on the #friendsreunion on #HBOMAX. This episode is brought to you in part by @Warnermedia, a subsidiary of @hbo, a subsidiary of Spit on My Hand Club and Brunch Spot. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

In the landmark 40th episode, it's business as usual for The Couple when they dive into talking about the #Billboard top 6 of Sept. 19, 1984 and talk about the shame of Huey Lewis and the News' song If This Is It never making it to number 1. They then segue into talking about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees, the #GoldenGlobes not being aired by #NBC, and #Ellen ending her show. They cap off their 40th episode extravaganza by talking about the #cicadas and Brood X! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

Audio disclaimer: The sound quality on this episode is not up to normal ISWNAC standards, and we would like to apologize in advance.  In this episode, The Couple read an email from listener Cameron, talk about the Chinese rocket set to hit Earth, and chat about the new Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson series in the works with Sebastian Stan and Lily James. Then they discuss the new Disneyland/ Snow White controversy, talk The Nanny, explore their favorite TV theme songs, and close out talking about the TV show, Solid Gold.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

In this episode, Adam and Rogelio read a very special letter in Mail Call, talk about how Adam is going to be living in a van down by the river, catch up with the Lady Gaga/ Ryan Fischer drama, talk about Lance Bass' new Mega Gay Club, and what The Couple would have in their gay club. We close out the episode by recapping the Oscars, the Oscars swag bag, and the In Memoriam. This episode brought to you by Spit On My Hand Nightclub and Brunch Cafe. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The Couple kick off the inaugural #AdamsDayWeekend by talking about what they are doing to celebrate. They listen to the new ISWNAC promo put together by listener Heather (thank you, Heather), talk about music legend @NileRodgers and his legacy in the music business, and briefly visit the magic that is @BoyGeorgeOfficial. They close the show by comparing popular names from 1971 and 2021. Also... drunk Adam returns. This episode brought to you in part by alcohol. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The Couple introduce the show by remembering #Selena and her popularity in the #90s. They shift gears and talk about the oft-forgotten verse in Money For Nothing by Dire Straits where a certain homophobic slur can be heard a few times. Adam and Rogelio play a new game where Adam tests Rogelio's #80s knowledge; the boys bring you breaking news about the #ketchup shortage of 2021; they preview Adam's cheat weekend and come up with a new holiday: Adam's Day Weekend; they close the episode by revealing their favorite rom-coms.  This episode brought to you in part by @Heinz  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The Couple kick things off by introducing the inaugural (and final) edition of New Music Monday where they talk about the new #Prince, #PaulMcCartney, and #TaylorSwift songs. They then square off on how they think #AaronRodgers is doing on @Jeopardy. The boys go on to talk about the time they were almost on @BeatShazamFox and how Rogelio turned down the opportunity to be on #DontForgetTheLyrics. Adam and Rogelio pay tribute to @Yahoo #answers in light of the news that they will be shutting down on #Maythe4th and read some of the best questions to ever be asked on #YahooAnswers. The two boys close out the episode by visiting the @USAToday #Cereal bracket. Listen to see who the (disputed) champion is. This episode is brought to you in part by @GeneralMillsCereal --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

STOP THE PRESS! To start the show, The Couple update everyone about the #RocknRoll Hall of Fame voting and the limited edition #ISwearWereNotACouple holographic stickers available when you donate to either @TrevorProject @SurvivorMitzvah @TrinityYouthServices or @WWOZ_NewOrleans. The boys then go on to talk about @Madonna and her recent #instagram posts, people that look good when they look older, @MichaelStrahan fixing his gap in his teeth, #AprilFools products, and wrap up with an update about Ryan Fischer (dog walker for @LadyGaga) This episode brought to you in part by @People Magazine. Instagram: @NotACoupleShow --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

Chag Sameach and Happy #Passover! To celebrate, The Couple thank the listeners for some mail they've received, Rogelio reviews the Inland Empire Invitational, we unveil how to get a brand new #ISWNAC #sticker, we talk about the #superstore finale, #Ramy on @hulu, and touch on the shows #CallMeKat/ Miranda. We bid farewell to #JessicaWalter and #GeorgeSegal, and go over their movie credits. Rogelio tests Adam on his Passover knowledge in #JewCorner, and we talk about the #CinnamonToastCrunch scandal that has swept the nation. This episode is brought to you in part be Endless Shrimp at @RedLobster --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

In this exciting episode, the boys talk about some fan mail, listen to the shout out ISWNAC got on the Nicksology podcast by Steven Andrews, review the Oscar noms, preview the Inland Empire Invitational marathon Rogelio is running, discuss the insane Barkley Marathons, and talk about how Rogelio is dying. Instagram: @NotACoupleShow --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

In this episode of ISWNAC, the boys talk about a recent encounter Rogelio had with a person who claimed he was not an idiot, Rogelio's carbo-loading week, Adam's new favorite show "It's a Sin," and how important it is to remember the AIDS crisis from the 80s. The Couple transition into a conversation on how instrumental "The Birdcage" was in portraying the LGBTQ+ community in the media, how movies from the 70s and 80s that would never get made now, and our take on cancel culture. Finally, the guys share their top 5 song intros! This episode is brought to you in part by glycogen reserves. Have you eaten a carb today? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

On the big 30th episode, the Couple start off on the most depressing of notes and talk about how Rogelio missed the boat on the recent Mars Volta LP collection. Then, they recap up the Golden Globes (snooze) and talk about watching movies in today's digital era. The guys also blabber about the Foo Fighter's cover of "You Should be Dancing" and Wandavision. Finally, they close out by talking about "the moment they knew" the pandemic was real as we approach the one-year anniversary. What an up-beat peppy episode it was. Too bad there isn't a sponsor on this one. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The Couple have a good ol' time in this episode! They talk about how Adam is dying, there's a Mail Call, they start a new feature called 'I Like to Watch' where they review movies (Framing Britney, Nomadland, and Promising Young Women, in this edition), they dissect the Lady Gaga dog story, and close out by talking about Girl Scout cookies.  This episode is brought to you by Cucamonga Knittery. Use the coupon code COUPLE20 on your next order to get 20% off. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The Couple go back and talk about 5 artist (producers?) that maybe don't belong in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, they dissect the Cruella trailer, Adam reveals his favorite Disney character, Rogelio drops a sticker surprise on Adam, Adam is in need of (vitamin) D according to his doctor, and the guys close out the episode talking about how New Yorkers think that Texans are wimps. This episode brought to you in part by the Naw'leans Board of Tourism. Come, die in our city! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The Couple talk about the recent Rock n Roll Hall of Fame nominees, Rogelio's experience with his Moderna vaccine (AKA: Fauci Ouchie), and Adam tells us about his vendetta against and recent experience with BlendJet... Spoiler Alert: BlendJet sucks. This episode brought you in part by Jelly Roll Morton --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The Couple chat about many merry things including Rogelio's review of Dorothy Lynch salad dressing sent to him by listener Kim, the winner of the weight-loss challenge (SPOILER: not Adam,) the upcoming Super Bowl commercials, some Golden Globe nominees, and Rogelio's recent running adventure. This episode brought to you in part by John Travolta gyrating. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

Happy Monday! The Couple launch things off by talking about Armie Hammer's interesting kink. We read some graphic tweets and if you want to skip this part (don't blame you) just skip section 12:10-23:02. The boys then pivot to talk about Subway's "tuna," Jojo Siwa's coming out, the new J&J vaccine, and how Rogelio is going to Mars! This episode is brought to you in part by Subway's new and improved tuna. Now with some tuna! (Tuna not included) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The Couple talk the star-studded inauguration, Bernie memes, the end of Disneyland Annual Passes, wish Betty White a happy bir'day, and Rogelio closes the episode recapping his recent Ebay adventure. This episode is brought to you in part my Shit Brick Studios. Book your podcast studio time with SBS today! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The Couple talk about the new "What the Gush" commercial from Always or Kotex (who cares, really?), CES from 1989 and 2021, MTV Block Party videos, and close out by talking about all the new theater-worthy movies Netflix will release in 2021. This episode brought to you in part by Always. Be ready for those "What the gush?!" moments. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

Welcome to Season 2! In this first episode of the year, The Couple talk about their new weight loss challenge they are doing and their differing strategies, hear a clip of a very verbose child describing what we should do during this "lahckdahwn," play a sound bite of Alex Trebek's farewell tribute, discuss the Grammy nominations, and what we would do if we won the $600 million jackpot. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The Couple do Mail Call and talk about all of the lovely mail they've received recently. They go on to talk about their favorite Christmas movies, the worst Christmas songs, and strange Christmas traditions. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The Couple spend the better half of the episode talking about all of the announcements Disney made about their upcoming projects, talk about how they demolish HBO Max's future line-up, and close out the episode by sharing their top 5 Christmas songs. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The lovely couple embark on a journey to talk all things Hanukkah and Jewish in this episode. We revisit Jew-pardy, talk about Manischewitz wine varieties, favorite Hanukkah songs, a brief history of the Festival of Lights, and close out the episode with Adam leaving Rogelio twisting in the wind and probably upsetting the transgender community! (Sorry about that, Elliot Page) L'Chiam! This episode is brought to you by Manischewitz Cremes and Cordials. It ain't a challah-day unless you have Manischewitz. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The Couple visit have Mail Call, revisit the mink culling story when listener Samantha sends in an article about zombie minks, talk about Ken Jennings' upcoming Jeopardy duties, talk about how sad the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade was, and finish up talking about songs that double as PSAs.  This episode is brought to you in part by Gun Oil.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support

The Couple welcome friend of the show Laura Garcia to the studio and the three visit with each other and discuss different conspiracy theories. Laura surprises The Couple with a conspiracy theory game! All this and more on a very special "I Swear We're Not a Couple!" This episode brought to you in part by The Texas School Book Depository. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support