I'm Not Sorry

Debbie and Kerri get emotional during the season finale, but not in the way you think! Their emotion comes from the SUPER inappropriate commercials from the 60s and 70s that WROR's Lauren Beckham Falcone shared: Loves Baby Soft and the “sexy baby,” Nestea's tasting the “taste of wetness” and Maxwell House's captain, “me captain, you wife.” The unraveling is slow and steady as they delve into Aldi's Easter bunny-dicks, inappropriate Passover Seder behavior (and surprisingly, not JUST Debbie!), and two new shows they're “developing” called Colonoscopy Queenz and Couples' Colonoscopy. Finally, they eulogize /roast each other that will definitely send them off with a bang. Kerri and Debbie will have you giggling your way to the end of Season 5. Thank you for a great season! Enjoy!

The penultimate episode of season five is short and silly and everything everywhere all at once. The ladies discuss Debbie's nickname and their fondness for matinee concerts so they can get to bed early. Kerri shares her go-to dish that “worked every time” when she was young and single. They lose their shit over Martin Sheen falling off the building in The Departed, Debbie's pelvic floor massage (once again), a Maine vegan's license plate, the mom who forgot to pack her own clothes, and most importantly, the bullshit banning of drag shows. Kerri's celebrating another birthday, so in her honor… please follow, download, review and share! Enjoy!

The cheese tax, the cheese tax…WTAF? The cheese tax has exploded, and thanks to Kerri, you'll be humming that catchy tune all day. This episode has the ladies teetering on the edge of many rabbit holes, but somehow they manage to stay on track. Debbie needs pelvic floor physical therapy, so of course, the ladies discuss what that entails and if it includes a happy ending. Kerri finally had to put the brakes on watching The Handmaid's Tale because it's a little too close to reality. A heated abortion conversation ensues about the bullshit scare tactics some losers are stooping to as they attempt to prevent women from having a motherfucking choice over their bodies. But, don't worry, they lighten things up as they dig into a story about a guy breaking the world record for Jenga using nothing but his gigantic tongue. You read that right! Enjoy!

Check out round two of the “Just a Taste” episode, and indulge in what we hope will be the most hilarious and inappropriate five minutes of your day.  You're Welcome!

Debbie + Kerri continue to slide down all the rabbit holes and off the deep end into oblivion. The topics range from the enormity of women's responsibilities over school vacation week (and in general), and why women are called "nags" for trying to get shit done. The reality of their deeply suburban life isn't lost on these two. Debbie has too many plans, and Kerri is asleep by 9 PM. Kerri is still watching (and obsessing over) The Handmaid's Tale, and somehow a conversation about American Girl Dolls leads to Debbie's sex education from her naked, dirty Barbie orgies. A funny game of WYR ensues, leading the discussion to strict bears, a croissant tongue, sharts, and breakdancing. The ladies will keep you on your toes for this one. Enjoy!

This episode is ridiculously HI LAR IOUS. As out of control as ever. And WAIT until you get to the end; brace yourselves for a gut punch of uncontrollable laughter. Join Kerri + Debbie as they slide down all of the rabbit holes, off the motherf*cking rails, off the deep end into oblivion. The girls keep it lite, covering topics ranging from The Handmaids Tale (super lite, right?), mocking marriage advice from the 1950s, flight nightmares, Kerri's wild night out with her husband, sex suggestions from Debbie's son, stuff you didn't know, and so much more! Episode 10 will have you breaking out your Boston accent and joining them from depatcha to the finish. A wicked happy ending indeed!

This episode is off to a rocky start! Debbie + Kerri attempted to record the podcast on video, but their performance in front of the camera was less than stellar. Kerri wins the competition of "who has the most control issues." Debbie's a wee bit hungover and still wearing last night's makeup, somehow leading Kerri to explain how to play "Betty White ping pong." BTW, do you know what a "thirst trap" is? Answer: Tom Brady! The conversation continues with Marie Kondo getting messy and what some haters say about it, that motherf*cker Ron DeSantis's evident racism and his elimination of DEI programs, and how body image affects men and women like Taylor Lautner and Madonna. There's a lot packed into this 30-minute episode, and you'll be left wondering if the Loch Ness monster is a monster or just a whale waving his dick around!

In this episode, Debbie and Kerri will have your head spinning as they bounce from topic to topic in their heavily caffeinated and highly entertaining state. Highlights? Kerri is high on cheese (yes, cheese!), and she's shrinking. Debbie breaks out her best Shakira impression, and the girls discuss the motherf*cker who doesn't want his wife to wear maxi pads to bed. But it doesn't stop there! They spiral into a conversation about Celine Dion's "hard road ahead," hemorrhoids, dad bods, Milf Manor, fake financial security, divorce parties, and so much more! See if you can keep up! You're welcome!

The episode kicks off with a little Justin Timberlake and his SNL “Motherlover.” The girls don't plan to talk about porn again, but when Debbie says, "Drew Carey is a dirty bitch," Kerri needs to know why! Discussion of America's favorite game show host's sexual liaisons leads them to discuss sex dolls (and the proper way to clean them), red rooms, and the hot new Wiggles cast member, John Pearce, who has all of the "mums" super excited. But that's not all! Debbie read a book called "Wrong Place Wrong Time," and Kerri's hilarious voiceovers have the girls in hysterics. Did Debbie get a job as the next Netflix flight attendant making oodles of cash? Why does criminal, Anna Delvey, get a reality show? And why are women STILL apologizing? Things get serious for a bit as the ladies talk about the enormity of postpartum depression, but the episode finishes on a high note that will have you laughing out loud. So take a listen and go for a ride! Enjoy!

Get ready for erotic stories, porn, and passion... Oh My! Kerri discovered a new porn site for women by women, and jumps right in to read some of the stories on the podcast, which teach some very valuable lessons (wink wink.) Debbie talks about the ten worst fashion trends of 2022. But she doesn't feel like the trends are that offensive because she'd totally wear sunglasses at night with low-rise jeans and a "coastal grandmother "top. The ladies make fun of incredibly overused sayings, leading to conversations about women and taboo topics. Don't miss this sexy episode! And, most importantly, SHARE it.

Episode 5 is off to a premature start but quickly goes into Debbie's recap of her trip to Denmark. Then she shares how she and her husband were "wrapping presents" (AKA having sex) while the kids were home. The ladies can't help but giggle as Kerri tells a story about a dude whose best friend is a turtle and was in his wedding party. Debbie discovered a new word stemming from A.C. Slater on Saved By The Bell. Then, the episode explodes with an important conversation about holding people accountable and an incredibly toxic anti-gender group residing in Debbie's town, attempting to get their supporters elected to local boards and prevent transgender issues from being taught at school. Don't miss this spicy episode! And, most importantly, SHARE it. Let's stop this anti-gender bullshit in its tracks!

Kerri and Debbie are completely off-script in the final episode of 2022! They try to play games, but the tangents take over as they discuss old shows they'd like to bring back. They question trying aerial acrobatics but quickly decide that's a hard no. The conversation leads to the scientific proof that Jack could never have fit on that door (still questionable), giving Debbie and Kerri the idea for a sequel: “Titanic Two - Under the Sea.” Somehow this segues to things the ladies couldn't care less about. FYI, they'll be taking a short break in recording while Debbie does Denmark. Happy New Year! See you in 2023!!

You read it right! In this week's episode, Debbie and Kerri stumble upon the underworld of cake farting while exploring their love for Brad Pitt and his consumption of shrimp cocktail (and other delights) in his movie roles. Kerri gets fired up about all the news we don't care about, like the GMA affair and the Megan and Harry Netflix docuseries. Debbie had a midlife nose piercing and is fascinated by the other offerings at the piercing parlor. Seriously, there is so much more to this episode as the girls jump from tangent to tangent. So buckle up and enjoy the ride!

It's the most wonderful time of the year; however, Kerri + Debbie are sad to report that the Sharper Image catalog is a major disappointment, and they have nothing to share. Instead, they play games, including This or That, and then launch into a marathon holiday version of FMK (Elf, Grinch, and Santa Claus??) The conversation continues with secret credit cards and teachers filming porn. BUT THEN... they break out their Boston accents with a Good Will Hunting role play and intense discussion about Will's brothas. And WHAT would the ladies do with Martha Stewart? You won't be able to help yourself. Happy Holidays, and enjoy!!

It's the I'm Not Sorry Season 5 premiere and Debbie + Kerri are super excited to be back in the studio! They recap their summer trip to LA, the land of beautiful people and sad pancakes, and where they're somehow older and rate lower in that city than in Metrowest Boston. Their rollercoaster has ultimately brought them back to reality, the realization that Hollywood dreams don't pay the bills, and how trying to get a "real job," particularly as a woman re-entering the traditional workforce, is not easy. Debbie is post-hysterectomy and no longer has a uterus, and Kerri's fascinated by Debbie's large, gaping hole of nothingness. The episode continues with funny stories: one woman doing wheelies in a Walmart parking lot while drinking from a booze-filled Pringles can, another woman's condom experiment to prove that one size fits ALL, Kerri's shock over Debbie's hatred of brown clothing, and so much more! So get ready to laugh, learn a few new words and be happy… because WE ARE BACK!!

It's the I'm Not Sorry Season 4 finale, mothaf*ckas, and there's sooooo much to talk about! Debbie + Kerri are fired the f*ck up, and nothing is off-limits. Let's start with the Utah lawmaker who insisted that women can control their semen intake. She must have been absent the day they taught sex in sex class. Next, Kerri + Debbie share middle schoolers' sex questions. While the girls rarely get political, they sure as shit make their voices heard when it comes to women's bodies, choices, and rights! Because this time? It's fucking personal. Finally, the ladies discuss a badass breastfeeding mom who, in only her granny panties, chased a bald eagle who was attacking her pet goose. Kerri wonders, would Debbie do the same? And, as usual, there's so much more in this episode that will have you laughing out loud! Enjoy!

Welcome to the penultimate episode that has Debbie clearing her throat and swallowing… OYSTERS! The girls discuss the cringeworthy moments in some of the most iconic movies we loved but would never fly now. Kerri does everything she can to gross Debbie with her impressively nasty Would You Rather question. The ladies celebrate Lizzo, question why a braless McKayla Maroney is in the news, and rip apart a certain Kardashian (pun intended). AND Debbie's going back under the knife finally get that hysterectomy! You'll hear the irony of how she'll have to birth her uterus. There's so much more in this episode that will have you laugh out loud! Enjoy!!

Kerri + Debbie saw Maverick and are ready to share their review! Why is Jon Hamm so angry? Also, they don't even know which was funnier, Tom Cruise grunting his way up a mountain, the teenage boys making fart noises all through the film, their lunch consisting of popcorn and M&Ms, or their own running commentary. Then, Debbie wonders if she's the asshole during a “shitty” situation, and Kerri can't help herself as she grills Debbie with random questions. For realz… can Debbie say “no” to anything? What really makes Kerri tick (or gives her major anxiety?) You're going to have to listen to find out! Their world is filled with controlled chaos, but at least they can laugh about (most of) it! Enjoy!

The ladies are giddy with excitement about being back together in the studio, seeing the movie Maverick and Jon Hamm. You'll totally get their nostalgia for all things 1986, including music, tv shows, and waterbeds. Debbie and Kerri discuss pride month, the importance of accepting all people as they are, NO MATTER WHAT, and that the rainbow means way more than just pretty colors. The conversation evolves to advocating for yourself, “Hot Girl Summer” (and if that is still a thing!), hotel sex, and so much more. This episode is so fun and will have you singing Highway to the Danger Zone along with them, then buying a ticket for Maverick. Enjoy!

The ladies jump right in with a story about Kerri finally getting closure from her 8th-grade crush. Then they discuss the "unorthodox" method of enhancing fertility, according to the Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker's doctor. Caution: This story may make you gag, wink, wink. But it's nothing compared to the woman who birthed her sixth baby roadside as her five kids watched, all because she wanted to run an errand before heading to the hospital. WTF?!? Don't miss a speedy yet intense game of would you rather that will have you debating which is better: being young and innocent or old and horny! Go listen and get your giggle on!! 

There's some incredibly heavy sh*t happening in the world today, so the girls thought they'd lighten things up a bit with some good old butt humor. This episode will have you contemplating your back door in ways you've never even considered. Debbie + Kerri share stories about people finding themselves in precarious positions, including a Tik Tok star who had to have a pocket rocket surgically removed. People go to great lengths for an orgasm, but sometimes a little experimenting can go very, very wrong. You must listen to find out the specifics, but you won't be sorry because you'll be too busy giggling and clenching your cheeks. Enjoy!!

Good news! Debbie made it through surgery, had FUN, got reprimanded in post-op for swearing, and thankfully isn't incapacitated! Woot! Woot! Kerri's mortified about the truth behind swim-up bars and what actually happens at (or under) them. Debbie's fascinated with the "The Grow Your Clit Movement" and is debating whether she should join the fun. The ladies discuss c*nty brides, the people who marry them, having babies (and what they DON'T tell you about giving birth), and so much more! This episode will have you nodding in agreement and laughing at the absurdities! Enjoy!

This episode was recorded pre-surgery for Debbie, and Kerri is worried that she may become incapacitated when under the knife. The ladies have some conspiracy theories about Siri and are disappointed she won't beatbox for them. Deb gets fired up about her strong endo cells, stating that her dick would be giant and girthy if she were born a man, and Kerri is unsure what she'd do with that... Then there's the discussion about the word "hump" and all that goes with it. The ladies share some great headlines, including a story about an Easter Bunny handing out condoms to kids. There is always SO much to say on the I'm Not Sorry Podcast, so tune in for another fun trip down the rabbit hole! Oh, and by the way, Debbie came out of her surgery just fine and funnier than ever.

Debbie has a serious case of the Mondays, and Kerri wonders if they broke a record for how many times they actually say the "c" word in one episode. With Mother's Day around the corner, the ladies share some very inappropriate Mother's Day gifts. Kerri + Debbie take an unexpected trip back to the 90s with their Christian Slater crush (and putting him back on their list.) Also, totally random thought, why does Tropicana have a new cereal meant to pair with orange juice? Tune in for some nostalgia, dirty language, toilet talk, and more. And have a very country Mother's Day! 

Attention, please… Snickers has officially responded to claims that they have removed the "dick vein" from their candy bars. Whaaaaa? And, what's with the uptick in public masturbation? Debbie + Kerri share a story about a guy on the train who took his pants and underwear off, lay bare-assed, and committed a lewd public act. Unsurprisingly, they move on to a hilarious headline from the Weather Channel regarding NASA "probing" Uranus and Twitter's reaction. Then there's the story about the woman who fell headfirst into an outdoor toilet while attempting to retrieve her phone. The ladies couldn't even finish the conversation; it was so vile. With every story, there are many tangents and hilarious nuggets. So, keep your pants on but drop what you're doing, and get ready for lots of laughs!

This week's guest is the LEGENDARY comedian, Jay Mohr!! Jay's prolific career includes significant roles in movies such as Jerry Maguire, Picture Perfect, and Go. He was also on SNL for two seasons, was named the Greatest Living Comedian by Rolling Stone in 2017, and one of the top 100 comedians of all time by Comedy Central. Kerri + Debbie quickly get deep with Jay, leading the conversation into many of their typical tangents. They discuss funeral raffles, Debbie's blouse puppies, Kerri's "list," Jay's sobriety, rumors about actors, and what they all just might do to get a huge Hollywood paycheck. (And this is just the tip!) You don't want to miss this episode! Video posted on YouTube contains footage not in the audio version of this very funny, "intimate" conversation. 

Deb + Kerri survived adult gymnastics together! Although they probably should have ditched the pre-gymnastics sandwiches to avoid the after tumbling nausea. Lesson learned. The ladies then get into a conversation about where NOT to put M&Ms and buttery popcorn. After they contemplate the unfairness of nether region terminology, they welcome their very special guest, the Independent Butterfly. The crazy continues with a game of FMK featuring the cast of St. Elmo's Fire, and then Pete, Ye, and Kim. Who would they pick? Tune in for their answers and way more… maybe a little too much more. Don't miss it!

It's Kerri's 50th, and the girls are still celebrating! First, Kerri has many stories to share after her unforgettable birthday trip to the Dominican. Then Debbie and Kerri move on to adult gymnastics and the over-ambitiousness of getting their back handspring after two decades. Is it really a good idea? Once again, the ladies lust after Jon Hamm in the Top Gun remake, they play Five Second Rule, and Debbie shares her sh*tty experiences as a new dog owner. You don't want to miss all the fun packed into this memorable episode! The ladies are en fuego and promise to give you some laughs. Check it out!

The ladies get deep with Million Dollar Listing's Matt Altman. He and Debbie went to high school together, and she somehow managed not to sleep with him. Shocker. Kerri + Debbie learn all about Matt's road to success, becoming one of the world's top luxury real estate agents. Matt's driving around in a party bus (for a good reason) and shares some great stories, including how he and his brother Josh came back from the verge of homelessness using somewhat unorthodox means. You don't want to miss this episode, so buckle up and tune in!

It's the SEASON 4 OPENER MOTHAF*CKAS, and Debbie + Kerri start the season with a perfect mix of their silly shenanigans and deep conversation. They're obsessed with Anna Delvey, Elizabeth Holmes, and the Tinder Swindler for some strange reason. The conversation includes midlife awakenings vs. midlife crises, Kerri's adversity to pirates, and an update on Debbie's new "toy" from season 3. Kerri is sleep-deprived and loopy, Debbie is about to welcome a new dog, and they can't stop doing impersonations. Are they any good at it? Tune in to find out! 

Here's a taste of the I'm Not Sorry podcast, season 3! Get psyched for a wicked funny season 4 coming soon!

Kerri + Debbie are on fire in this highly titillating season 3 finale! Debbie's singing vibrator has arrived, and the ladies unbox it but can't figure out how to turn it on. They test it out to music, which leaves them buzzing with laughter. There's way too much singing, not enough coffee, and lots of Paul Rudd's d*ck. Debbie + Kerri review wacky and weird Valentine's gifts and finally end season 3 with a bang as they “renew” their vows. Stay tuned for season four, where the best is yet to come!

Today Debbie + Kerri shift from their usual fantastically filthy to simply fantastic as they welcome storyteller extraordinaire, Amy Güth. Amy first indulges the ladies in the incredibly awkward story (about accidentally giving her dad a bikini wax), which she told live on stage at Laugh Factory Chicago, landing her the title of Chicago's Funniest Media Personality. The ladies celebrate Amy's "curliversary," the anniversary of when she decided NEVER to straighten her hair again because fuck fitting into society's incredibly narrow beauty standard of how women SHOULD look! The journey continues into the depths of female empowerment, Bark Mitzvahs, Shofar blowing, Machine Gun Kelly + Megan Fox, the "Rape-aXe," wedding proposals, and so much more. This episode is a little longer than usual but chock full of funny and clever conversation all the way through. Enjoy!

This quickie episode is off the rails from the start. Kerri needed a timeout two minutes in because of her spastic something or other in her bronchial thingy, which led the conversation to a new depth of inappropriateness. Kerri is still obsessed with Dexter (from 2008), adding Michael C. Hall to her list and loving his sister's countless combos of f*ck phrases. Kerri puts Debbie in the hot seat to discuss what she WOULDN'T do for a million dollars. While still recording, Debbie orders a singing vibrator from Sharper Image, while Kerri reads casket reviews from Amazon. As usual, it's never a dull moment with these ladies. It's quick. It's dirty. It's well worth the listen!

Debbie + Kerri are back in the closet together for the first time in a month! Woot! Woot! Today's episode opens with breaking news: A couple sued for selling their son's porn collection, and a lawmaker who pantsed a referee at a high school sporting event. Welcome to 2022. (Or is it still 2020?) Comedian Corey Rodrigues then joins the ladies to talk about aging and everything that goes with it. They debate cleaning habits, jobs they'd suck at, Corey's new hypothetical shoe company, and ask whether people in certain professions are allowed to be human. This episode was a lot of fun, so get ready to laugh like it's 2019!

In today's episode, the girls commiserate over Covid. Kerri's daughter has it and Debbie's getting over it. Debbie's very proud of her 'vid induced, accidental dry January (that's only been a week and totally won't last) while Kerri went to Puerto Rico and ran into Grant Show, AKA Jake from Melrose Place. The ladies laugh their way through several riveting "breaking news" stories, like how dentists can tell if you've given a blow job and the reality TV star who sold her farts and landed in the ER (or was that actually Sharper Image?). They forget some words and can't pronounce others, so everything is replaced with the word "dingdong." Try to keep a straight face as Kerri + Deb share the newest CDC "recommendations." Needless to say, the New Year is starting with a dingdong! Enjoy!

There's never a dull moment on the I'm Not Sorry podcast! First, Kerri and Debbie discuss rich men polluting the air with their d*ck juice. Next, the girls rage after revealing "breaking news" about a man wearing red lace thong underwear as a mask on an airplane. WTF? Then there's a story about a reality TV star who sells her farts for $1400/jar. Debbie's intrigued and insists on testing it out by sending Kerri the gift of flatulence. Kerri gives Debbie her prison name, Farty D. Finally, they talk about Alec Baldwin's father-to-be faux pas. Tune in for the ladies' last episode before 2022!

Today's episode will take you on a fun-filled, laugh-inducing emotional roller coaster! Debbie and Kerri will have you blushing within the first minute as they research the caloric content of the male ejaculate. The episode flipflops between filthy hilarity and female empowerment. Debbie is fired up about her comfort zone, and the ladies discuss the Sex and the City reboot (spoiler alert) and the short-lived Peloton ad that proves why we love Ryan Reynolds but aren't so enamored with Mr. Big. And why are people so judgy about the aging of the SATC ladies? Finally, the countdown to Debbie's hysterectomy continues. Prepare yourselves as Kerri + Debbie take you on a ride that will make you laugh while at the same time empowering you to be awesome living IN your comfort zone.

Yes, we're talking about an actual hairless cat who was breastfed on a Delta flight. But it gets even better when Kerri + Deb dive right in with their commentary of this year's Sharper Image catalog. Two words: Personal Massagers. The ladies get down and dirty with some new products, including a heated massager and one that responds to music and doubles as a vocal trainer. But, that's not all! The catalogs are chock full of other goodies like “hot girl” pearl necklaces, personal saunas, and SO much more. Debbie + Kerri take you on a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some laughs!

Yes, that's right, BALL DIPPING. But, before we go deeper into that, the girls grace you with a taste of their lovely voices while discussing the most commonly misheard song lyrics that will make you laugh out loud. Kerri tells a story that somehow includes Amelia Bedelia, and Debbie has an outright visceral reaction to her name. Debbie talks about a new birth control method called BALL DIPPING that she learned about in boxing class. The duo plays “Millennials vs. Boomers,” talk about ridiculous styles that cost piles of money and so much more! Need a laugh? Then get “Debified,” Google us motherf*ckers, and we promise never to bring up Amelia Bedelia again. 

Debbie and Kerri welcome back fitness influencer Jordan Syatt. In this “shocking” episode, Jordan breaks down why carbs aren't the devil (and quite sexy), rocks his movie trailer voice, and shares when you're the most likely to gain weight. Jordan gets fired up about putting butter in your coffee and disagrees with Debbie about New Years' Resolutions. Finally, they share who they'd most like to transform into if given the chance and the pros and cons of having a penis. Don't miss this super entertaining episode filled with healthy tips, juicy convo, and just a little bit of filth.

In this pre-Thanksgiving episode, Kerri and Debbie talk about Paul Rudd right out of the gate and his amazing d*ck scene from the movie “Wanderlust.” Deb eats a Reese's ugly sweater-themed giant peanut butter cup on-air while Kerri slightly judges her and her love for processed chocolate. The ladies also discuss what they are NOT grateful for but hilariously share what they ARE thankful for about each other. Next, they tell trashy (and gross) Thanksgiving stories that they found on Reddit. Finally, the ladies question whether they meet the criteria to be a bad b*tch. As usual, this duo is fired up and a little sentimental as they head into the holidays, and you don't want to miss it!

Two in the whaaaaaa? Yeah, Debbie is genuinely shocked Kerri hasn't heard this funny phrase before, and Kerri is even more surprised that her husband has. The ladies discuss Paul Rudd, the “Sexiest Man Alive,” which leads to a conversation about professional cuddlers. They wonder if that's really a thing, or is it code for something else? The girls dig DEEP to learn more about the business of professional cuddling and escorts. This episode will have you laughing along with Kerri and Deb and make you want to spoon with someone. So get comfy, turn it up, and enjoy!

Welcome to the I'm Not Sorry micro-episode! The girls had planned to meet in the cedar closet to record, but with sick kids at home, they had to Zoom instead. Deb can't get past the word “micro,” obviously leading to a juicy discussion about micropenises. Kerri shares a few fantastic gems from a notebook found on the street with tips on how to be popular. Would the ladies really care if there were naked pics of them on the internet? But, the gist? Size doesn't matter, as long as you know how to use your tongue! Did we really just say that? Enjoy!

Season 3, Episode 7: Debbie Gets Plowed: This episode gets dirty real quick when Debbie shares how a not-so-quickie cured last week's rage (and apparently, her ankles can still touch her ears). Kerri and Debbie play FMK with the Brawny lumberjack, the Energizer Bunny, the Michelin Man, with a bonus Mr. Clean. The girls answer hypothetical questions, come up with a bizarre idea for a reality show, and play a little footsie under the table. There's something for (almost) everyone, so plug in those headphones and enjoy!

Season 3, Episode 6: Deb's seriously raging this week, and Kerri attempts to bring her out of her funk with a game of Cards Against Humanity, Period Pack. Kerri makes Deb legit dry heave with a question about Beyonce's Diva Cup. Their hypothetical questions lead to discussions about deli meat sheets and the origins of oral sex. As usual, the tangents lead to more tangents. This week's comedy podcast is a roller coaster of funny and deep. Just the way they like it.

Season 3, Episode 5, is not so quick and very dirty. Kerri and Deb slip into something more comfortable as they write brutally honest personal ads for each other. The ladies play What Would You Do, with thought-provoking questions about delivering babies in elevators, switching genders for a day, and indecent proposals. For once, Kerri's dirtier than Debbie, and what a lovely surprise it is. So put on your headphones because you'll definitely need them, and have some laughs at their expense!

Season 3 Episode 4 Betches And Beyond: Today, Debbie + Kerri's guest is Sara Levine, the super inspirational and intriguing Editor-in-Chief at Betches, a female-founded, female-run media and entertainment brand that provides a space for all women to get real about life—funny, honest, and unfiltered. Sara's an editor, writer, memer, social media manager, podcaster, cheese eater, and insomniac. In this episode, Sara shares her obsession with researching MLMs, how she grew her career from a freelancer to Editor-in-Chief and gets personal in a cheese-themed FMK. Join us for lots of laughs as Kerri + Deb cheer on Sara and the rest of the kick-ass Betches crew who are paving the way for so much more to come!

Season 3 Episode 3 is all about animal instincts, some of our favorite things, stray hairs, boobies, and so much more! Debbie + Kerri analyze the front-row “performance” given by two frisky gorillas at the zoo. Kerri shares a story about a VERY well-hung zebra from her family trip to the zoo (the picture speaks 1000 words and about 18 inches). Debbie's obsessed with Goldbelly, and a Zumba instructor hit on kerri amid a panic attack on an airplane. Tune in for some belly laughs and plenty of inappropriate conversation!

Season 3 Episode 2 is twattastic! Kerri + Debbie talk about how everyone seems so ragey these last few weeks… including them! Debbie's bringing the word “twat” back (or is that Ted Lasso's doing?) Kerri got “carded” at Clover, and Debbie left fart dust in Kerri's guest bathroom. The girls keep trying to put Vicky the Robot in her box, but that bitch keeps popping out. And, as usual, the rails are off, and it's just two middle-aged mamas gone cray.

Welcome to Season 3! Debbie + Kerri attempt to roast each other and fail miserably. The ladies discuss erogenous zones with the help of Vicky the Robot, Kerri's Wenus, and Ronald McDonald's load of pink slime that makes Debbie crave a strawberry milkshake. They debate semen vs. seamen, Debbie's pubic mound, and Kerri fails a friendship quiz. As usual, the girls are so far off the rails that they're pretty sure there were never any, to begin with…