News Burp

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.Sup there Burpees,This week...It's probably not illegal, but you probably shouldn't be doing it either and a Lithuanian alcoholic really proves his metal and a real life Steven Seagal movie happened and we're only hearing about it now. A teacher gets in trouble for sex with a student and mammies are being told not to wear their jammies on the school run.What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. And Subscribe to our Youtube (https://bit.ly/3DfavXh) for The Daily Burp

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,The cost of beheading your wife is just 8 cows, being tired is an emergency situation and could Ivermectin soaked tampons cure your covid? Oh and Australia is crowd funding a giant bag of dicks, and there's hidden meanings in Toblerone logo!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Satanists are at it again, and this time it's sexy - are we allowed to call victims idiots? And there are people who believe that naked children will make it rain - 3d printed weapons and more stuff!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Viagra thief is not a hardened criminal, Satanists are on the way to save the day, and a man cuts off his own penis during a police chase and McDonald's Milkshake machines are still the cause of much upset!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Ireland is being invaded by sex crazed giant spiders - Eating a hot dog takes 36 minutes off your life and female octopi throw things at males that are harrassing them - nature, what a mad bunch of bastards.What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,No Milkshakes in McDonald's in the UK (that's what you get for Brexit), we can finally get our own back on potatoes and Sri Lanka is at it again - the mad bastardsWhat a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Sri Lanka's health minister demoted for promoting magic potions, conman sues his victims and wins, and man spends $12m on porn, a meteor is going to kill us all, but we'll probably be dead by then so it's all a moo point!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,The man who made a career out of sucking water up into his anus, a woman sued McDonald's because she broke her lent fast for a cheeseburger and donkey milk is back again!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Horse charity that's worried about the lack of beastiality, Boobs getting bigger after the Pfizer jab and man nearly wanks himself to death, a man tries to buy an entire planet and actual footage of an actual sighting of actual Bigfoot?What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,What would you pay to be able to sniff or wear Hitler Wife's knickers? A lot, right? Maybe not. Also, imagine Matt came to you with a fool proof way of making all the money off of Onlyfans, only for you to not recognise its potential. That's what Adam did and it might be what finally ends a 20+ year friendship!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Football sized Goldfish are going to take over the world, once and for all we might get the same numbers of hotdogs and hotdog buns in packets, and do shellfish have souls? Also, what's the point of a Doomsday plane if you can't use it?What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

Indulge us for a moment dear Burpess while we introduce another podcast that we have added to our network.You'll find all episodes over on www.thenewsburp.com and of course if you liked it we would love you to subscribe to it wherever you get your pods, leave a review and/or feedback.Tickled Kink is hosted by Matt and Fiona where we talk about all things kink, fetish and sexual health to promote tolerance, education and openness around sexual health. And hopefully discover a few new things along the way.Get in touch @tickledkinkpod on the Twitters and tickledkink2021 on the Gmails.Feel free to get in touch with the show, in complete confidence on tickledkink2021@gmail.comYou can subscribe anywhere you get podcasts!

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,A new online calculator will tell you how long you have left to live, advertisers want to get inside your dreams and women can literally smell if a man is single oh and it turns out that people who are high and/or tripping don't have the great ideas they think they do!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Imagine living in the Flintstone's house, Make-a-wish for a vaccination and we have reached the age of immortal armies of bees, and I don't care how much you want it, I'm not talking about the Elon Musk Bronze statue that was just unveiled in New York. And also there's a time traveller who has taken the "time" to tell us about the horrible future we're heading for and a porn star says she wants to give lucky fans the chance to stick their things in her thing. What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about NASA is developing super scary space squids, licking bodies in a mortuary is dead gross, I'm not mentioning Logan or Jake Paul once after this and Jeff Bezos is the billionaire we deserve!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about security guard pretends to be a surgeon and surgery goes bad, lady stuck in a chair making fetish content had to be freed with jaws of life and police are arresting fast food workers cause they're not getting free burgers and you can put murder on a payment plan. Also Jeremy Clarkson is a party pooper and other stuff!What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about shock horror and surprise as social justice warriors miss another target, you can win a prize by driving at the speed of Ketchup and man marries his dead wife's sister, on the day he was supposed to marry the dead one, but she died on the wedding day, so yeah he just married the sister instead and a man who has married a sex doll, cheated on that sex doll, divorced that sex doll and will marry you, if you also like sex dolls.What a world we live in.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about a man who lost his penis because he tried to put it where it wasn't welcome, again, allegedly. PETA have some perfectly reasonable suggestions, allegedly and you can cover up the smell of a dead body with 70 bottle of air freshener, allegedly.What a world we live in, allegedly.Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week Matt forgot he was recording and shovelled some weed edibles into his face, so even as he writes this he's forgotten what was said in the show.Flashes of dinosaurs, lost cell phones, Burger King assassins and a massive chicken wing shortage.That's a shortage of chicken wings that is massive, not a shortage of massive wings.What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about A cookie recipe that I won’t be going anywhere near, $26m dollar lottery ticket washed down the drain and mammals can breathe through their anus in emergencies!What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about Italians getting pissed off over vending machine pizza, Chernobyl alcohol is a thing I bet you didn’t know about and the man who was almost a real life incredible hulk and a proper existential conversation about consciousness.What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about sheep shagging refugees who can't be sent home, Caitlyn Jenner says something we agree on (I know, right?) and trillions of loud motherfucking insects are on the way!What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we're doing what lots of popular podcasts do, but we're doing it anyway.The Ask Us Anything episode - find out how the show came about, Matt's musical abilities, how we met, ulcerated foreskins and even more!Thanks to everyone who took part, it was tons of fun.What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about an ambulance delivering a granny to the wrong house and tucking her into bed, a monk has chopped off his own head for good luck in the afterlife and Canada woman tries to dodge curfew by walking her man on a leash. Also, a teenager trades a phone all the way up to a Porsche and John Cleese apologises to all white people for his jokes.What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about declassified alien files that we all knew were true already anyway. A woman’s rage just isn’t acceptable, composting your dead body is a thing now and exercise officially kills more people than it helps, officially. and lots more delicious stuff.What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Couple finds a baby on a subway and decides to keep it, porn on baby monitors and the mafia gets caught because of a Youtube cookery show and lots more delicious stuff.What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,AI has discovered some fantastic chat up lines, emotional support snake is a thing and NASA have detected gas coming from Uranus and lots more delicious stuff.What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Donuts for vaccinations, the worst reason to change your name, and once and for all, it’s not my fault I have a tiny cock and Drake is a filthy so and so!What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about Australians being wankers, coffee being sold in baby bottles, big brother still watching you and more and of course your weekly dose of good news!What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about a slug that can recreate itself, a Chinese zoo that tried to pass a dog off as a wolf, underwear thieves in Phuket and cult like rituals for restaurant staff and death from above, eventually!What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about stuff and something or other, but Matt's not listening. He has a good reason though, in fairness.What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about a Father being blown up at gender reveal party, a nun has broken corona restrictions to attend an exorcism, and if you wear glasses you don’t need the corona vaccine - YAY!What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about millionaire dogs, being too stupid for aliens to visit, babies being sold to cover hospital bills and more mad shit like that.What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about Youtube Prank Channel creators getting exactly what you'd expect them to get, a young fella who was in a coma during the entire pandemic and yet still caught Covid twice! And there's more stuff, you know how this works!What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about a woman who made up a holocaust survival story for money, why Wombats poo cubes made of poo and Matt has finally found his dream job, or a way to exploit the inventor of it.What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Women being tricked into showing their boobs, Capitol Hill rioter crowdfunds for her legal fees, and McDonald’s customer rings police after she was told she missed breakfast...What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,We have stories about rabbis saying that the covid vaccines will make you gay (if you're not already), and who knew that legalising weed would lead to increased sales of junk food?What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,We have stories about magical penis children's shows, computer hackers messing with people's chastity toys and Elon Musk trying to look like he cares while avoiding tax.What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,The first one of 2021 and we have stories all about Cow burp catchers, Chinese spaceships, Donald Trump being a sausage and more!What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Apologies for the unannounced break, but this time of year is mental for Matt's job and with all the lockdown and not lockdown business that's going on it just sort of got away from us.But we're here with a look back on some of the weirder stories of 2020, in what was an absolute mind and body fuck of a year.Some stuff we've mentioned through the year and lots that we missed.We hope you're all safe and had a great holiday time and here's to 2021 being less of a butt violation than last year!What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week the magical monoliths are taking over the world so Matt sees a business opportunity, Koalas ruining Christmas and Sarah Jessica Parker is messing with the Kangaroos...That's if Matt can keep himself awake...What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories all about the magical appearing and disappearing monolith, and Donald Trump being badgered to pardon Joe Exotic.Also, should it be a crime to have failed to do something - like murder for instance?After all, an attempt isn't a success!What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about Russians who can't handle their sanitiser, a Sex Pistol being bitten on the cock and custom fetish videos involving vacuum cleaners.What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we have stories about children being thrown over school fences, soccer players being eaten alive by ants, a doctor (A DOCTOR!) gets conned into buying a magic lamp and a big ol' fight in Tesco with eggs.What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,It's US Election time - well it happened already - or it's still happening depending on when you're reading this and depending on what state is getting sued by Trump and the Republican party.Anyway, it's our Election 2020 Special!What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,Real life “Bad Boys” cops lived the Miami lifestyle, children asked to send in pictures of their underwear to a school librarian and a human head used as a halloween prop. Also, Kanye West’s present to his wife and what we should expect from 5G as well as it putting Fitbits onto cows...?What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week, we have stories about how Santa won’t be getting a corona vaccine for Christmas, a Chinese man skips out on a bill on a first date and you’ll never guess what Donald Trump’s twitter password is - What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like, share, review. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

Please support the show and get exclusive just for you content on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week, we're streamlining the show. No more "filler" segments, just news - weird, offbeat, strange and serious news - but still in our own style. Let us know what you think!We have stories about spaghetti in hamburgers, Kanye on voting ballots, sex noises coming from a school board room, a Twinkie that is defying scientists and angry IKEA customers take local planning into their own hands!What a world we live in!Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like ,share, review, we do this for you. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

Please support the show and get exclusive just for you content on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we've got stories about a a priest who had a threesome with a porn star and a dominatrix on a church altar while recording the entire thing - and how you can't do anything in this world without being caught by a nosey neighbour!What a world we live in!Jump to your favourite segment...Weekly Weird Wupdates - 11:35Weekly Was Wupdates - 41:20Back to the Wuture - 1:17:47Good News - 1:23:45Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like ,share, review, we do this for you. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

Please support the show and get exclusive just for you content on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we've got stories about a drunk man making a 13 year old drive him around for ice cream and some of the most bizarre fertility rituals some cultures have adopted...What a world we live in!Jump to your favourite segment...Weekly Weird Wupdates - 5:51Weekly Was Wupdates - 31:10Back to the Wuture - 1:01:13Good News - 1:10:24Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like ,share, review, we do this for you. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask

Please support the show and get exclusive just for you content on www.patreon.com/newsburpSup there Burpees,This week we've got stories about a hidden man cave under Grand Central Terminal in New York and a dude who's having some trouble keeping his giant wooden cock erect.What a world we live in!Jump to your favourite segment...Weekly Weird Wupdates - 4:46Weekly Was Wupdates - 46:10Back to the Wuture - 1:12:30Good News - 1:18:05Check out www.thenewsburp.com to see all of our latest episodes and news. Please subscribe, comment, like ,share, review, we do this for you. You are as much a part of this team, let us know what you think.You can get us on instagram, twitter and facebook so there's no excuse.Also check out www.patreon.com/newsburp for a chance to gain access to our BONUS CONTENT: Top 5 and Florida Man.Enjoy, and scrub those hands and wear your mask