Pitch Shift

She's only gone and bloody done it.... done another goddamn Taylor Swift pitch. Tansy is drawn once again to her muse(?) TayTay for a pitch from her latest album, which Charles has refused to listen to, even in the lead up to the recording. Expect twists and turns, celebrity cameos, and musing about whether it's ever ethical to pretend to be a serial killer to get away with murder. Songs Featured: no body no crime (Taylor Swift feat. HAIM) evermore (Taylor Swift feat. Bon Iver) ivy (Taylor Swift) willow (Taylor Swift feat. John Mulaney) Knives Out! (String Quartet in G Minor) (Nathan Johnson) The Final Game (Carlos Rafael Rivera)

You know you love a pretty girl, with a kitchen knife... We are so excited to be joined by our good friend Zaina for this week's episode of "Whose Tangent Is It Anyway?" Tansy is taking the reins to pitch a tense, sexy (?) thriller based on Betty Who's "Mama Say", a song that Charles just straight up doesn't like. Expect twists, turns, and multiple tangents based on a single actor's name. Songs Featured: Mama Say (Betty Who) Nürburgring (Hanz Zimmer)

It's all right and it's coming along, it wasn't 2020 when she wrote this song... This week we are joined by our good mate Lucinda - writer, director and one half of "Out of Our Vulcan Minds" - as she pitches a horror movie meets spooky rom com based on Maxine Nightingale's disco hit, Right Back Where We Started From. Expect Umbrella Academy chat, Star Wars vs Star Trek discourse, fros, rollerblades, disco heaven and the disco inferno. Songs Featured: Right Back Where We Started From (Maxine Nightingale) Gotta Be The One (Maxine Nightingale) Hideaway (Maxine Nightingale) Lead Me On (Maxine Nightingale) Dancing Queen (ABBA) September (Earth, Wind & Fire) Disco Heaven (Lady Gaga) Disco Inferno (The Trammps) Burn It To The Ground (Michael Andrews)

I was handy with a blaster, my father's 303. I fought for something final - not the right to disagree. We're taking our tenuous relationship with copyright law to a new level and pitching a whole Star Wars TV series based on Leonard Cohen's Happens to the Heart. Expect spy drama, double crosses, cool but morally bankrupt uniforms and more women than there will ever be in a single Star Wars property (two). Songs Featured: Happens to the Heart (Leonard Cohen) Mars (Gustav Holst) Neptune (Gustav Holst) Jackboot Jump (Hozier) No, I Don't Remember (Anna Ternheim) Main Title and The Imperial March (John Williams) The Master Switch (Michael Giacchino) Chasing the Pink Elephant (Michael Giacchino) Paint It Black (The Rolling Stones)

Shit boys sure love the 1975, don't they? In our first TikTok pitch, Charles is turning Lizzy McAlpine's earworm into a film about time travel, fatalism, bad relationships and the pain of loving a band that shit people also love! I don't think people read these descriptions so I'm putting minimal effort in! Songs Featured: You Ruined The 1975 (Lizzy McAlpine) The Sound (The 1975) Somebody Else (The 1975) If You're Too Shy (The 1975) Antichrist (The 1975) A Change of Heart (The 1975) Girls (The 1975) M.O.N.E.Y. (The 1975) The Birthday Party (The 1975) It's Not Living If It's Not With You (The 1975) Me (The 1975) Galway Girl (Ed Sheeran) Wonderwall (Oasis) Rude (Magic) What Makes You Beautiful (One Direction) Train Heist (John Powell) As Long As He's Safe (aka the song Tansy cries to) (John Powell)

With the taste of your lips I wanna die.... This week we are all about giving people what they deserve. We're giving Margot the Batman movie without ableism that she DESERVES. We're giving Poison Ivy the character driven origin movie she DESERVES. We're giving Toxic the twisted, prestige action/comic book political thriller it DESERVES. And we're giving the people our first episode to pass the Bechdel test because IT'S WHAT THEY DESERVE. Songs Featured: Toxic (Britney Spears) Circus (Britney Spears) Baby One More Time (Britney Spears) A Golden Crown (Ramin Djwadi) Toxic (Cover By Hozier) Toxic But It's Power by Kanye West (mashup by William Maranci) Toxic (Cover by Pitch Perfect) Toxic (Cover by 2WEI) Toxic (Cover by Kate Miller-Heidke) You're The Voice (Cover by Kate Miller-Heidke) Big Enough (but only the Jimmy Barnes Scream) Bohemian Rhadpsody (Queen)

Wanna get inside your... brain.... Charles is expanding the Dumbhouse Studios portfolio with a witchy horror movie based on Liam Payne's song (?) Familiar. Plus spoilers for Hereditary, advice for kidney harvesters and Tansy's theories about why Rogue One sucks. Songs Featured: Familiar (Liam Payne) Almost (Hozier) The Chanty Witch Song from La Jeune Fille en Feu

You know the greatest films of all time were never made... We're continuing our "tradition" of picking apart new Taylor Swift releases with half baked pitches with a breakdown of the entirety of folklore! It's a rambling, extensive breakdown of what we thought worked, what we hated and the double track audio on *him* Taylor Swift Songs Featured: the 1 cardigan the last great american dynasty exile my tears ricochet seven august this is me trying illicit affairs invisible strings mad woman epiphany betty peace hoax All Too Well I Forgot That You Existed Other Songs Featured: Nebraska (Bruce Springsteen) Homeland Theme (Sean Callery) Indie Girl Introduces Us To Her Kitchen (Chrish) Old Town Hurt (Demi Adejuyigbe) Big Enough (but only the Jimmy Barnes Scream)

Tell me, Will... is Hannibal camp? We've been fighting a lot at Pitch Shift HQ about Hannibal lately, so the only way to settle those arguments was to get Charles to pitch an elaborate horror comedy gay take on the quintessential man who eats men. Songs featured: Bite (Troye Sivan) The John Cena Recorder Vine

Tell you all a story about franchises and the thief in the night. Tansy love heist movies! Charles doesn't care for them! But she's going to make him care by the end of this pitch, by weaving a tale about failed YA franchises, disillusioned child stars and stealing Daniel Radcliffe's prize diamond collection. Wolfmother Songs Featured: Joker and the Thief Chase the Feeling Woman New Moon Risisng

I was a teenaged anarchist, looking for a beloved childhood author who didn't turn out to be a TERF. Charles has a lot of feelings. Some of them are about Remus Lupin. Some of them are about JK Rowling. Some of them are about how your own interpretation of a work can't be taken away from you by the author. Songs Featured: I Was A Teenaged Anarchist (Against Me!) Edge of Seventeen (Stevie Nicks) Personality Crisis (New York Dolls) Rebel Rebel (David Bowie) United (Throbbing Gristle) Star Wars Main Theme (John Williams) Neville's Waltz (Patrick Doyle) Fuck This Shit I'm Out (The Theme Song)

It's time to get medieval! Tansy is here to pitch a post-apocalyptic medieval adventure comedy based on Montaigne's medieval adventure banger! Plus a very long Mendo impression and the worst lesson from Game of Thrones. Songs Featured: The Dying Song (Montaigne) Glorious Heights (Montaigne) READY (Montaigne) The Force Is With You (John Williams) The Ways Of The Force (John Williams) Send Me On My Way (Rusted Root) Wonderwall (Oasis) Horse With No Rider (Alan Menken) Escape Route (Alan Menken) Shrike (Hozier)

And after alllllll I still hate Wonderwall.... Charles elevates the most meh song of a generation, turning it into a high concept medieval fantasy. And Tansy gets way into sound design. Songs Used - Wonderwall (Oasis) - Wonderwall (The Mike Flowers Pops) - Don't Look Back In Anger (Oasis) - Champagne Supernova (Oasis) - Cigarettes and Alcohol (Oasis) - Brick By Boring Brick (Paramore) - Only Time (Enya) - Call Me Joker (Hildur Guðnadóttir) - Defeated Clown (Hildur Guðnadóttir) - Leyfðu ljósinu (Hildur Guðnadóttir) - In The Woods Somewhere (Hozier)

Who needs to go to sleep, when time has no meaning anymore? It's Ex Machina Dua Lipa. What else am I meant to say here? Dua Lipa Songs Featured: - Physical - One Kiss - New Rules - IDGAF

Can you feel it coming? Saro has felt it coming in the air, lived through the 'rona and rewatched The Seventh Seal to bring you his pitch for In The Air Tonight. Call George Clooney, get Daniel Radcliffe to practice his southern accent and cock your glock in preparation for this rollercoaster of philosophy, ethics and drum breaks. Phil Collins Songs Featured: - In The Air Tonight - Another Day In Paradise - Trashin The Camp

Dunno how you've been spending your isolation but Charles has been getting into Animal Crossing. Not the actual game, just the drama. Also sorry about the audio quality. Songs Featured: Animal (Muse) Fight Night (Hans Zimmer & Junkie XL)

Hi, my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.... The terrible fanfiction that launched a thousand dramatic readings is back, like you've never seen it before. Tansy takes you on an adventure through Undertale Tumblr, the NYT Bestseller List, Vegas magic shows and Fanfiction.net in 2006, all in search of an answer to the internet mystery of the decade - who wrote My Immortal? And did they really mean for it to be so bad? Plus special guest Pierce Wilcox, a bigfoot hunter, a discussion of how sitting with boys makes you cool (in 2005) and possibly the first ever use of the phrase "a snake eating its own ass". Songs Featured: My Immortal (Evanescence) Bring Me To Life (Evanescence) Call Me When You're Sober (Evanescence) Zendaya Is Meechee (Gabriel Gundacker) Rejected Lyrics to HBO's Succession Theme (Demi Adejuyigbe) We're all on Twitter! Find us there if you hate us as much as we hate ourselves!

Don't fuck the moon. Phil Collins Songs Featured: - Sussudio - Another Day in Paradise - You Can't Hurry Love - Against All Odds

We're back, in miniature form! ngl Charles had an idea for a new segment and the new episode was already too long so here's the stuff we'd normally chuck in the garbage pile but here we are. Enjoy? We'll be back in full on Wednesday. Songs Featured Six Feet Apart - Alec Benjamin Human Touch - Betty Who

We're back! Kinda! In these ~uncertain times~ we're working on bringing you some new pitches, but for now, you can kick back, relax and enjoy the utter insanity of the stuff we normally cut from our episodes! That's right - in spite of their rambling, stream of consciousness style, our episodes are actually heavily edited. These are some of the best (and definitely not all) of our tangents from the last 25+ episodes, occasionally featuring our good friend Saro. Song Featured: This Year (The Mountain Goats)

What do you want? My god. Probably more queer and trans people in romcoms. We're back with our last regular episode before the c-word virus kills us all, so it's time to kick back, relax and enjoy Tansy's high school romcom about Alex, a neurotic teen who wants their boyfriend to break up with them so bad that they'll set up him up with someone else. It's a heartfelt teen comedy about making your partner cheat on you! What's not to love? Songs Featured: Fvck Somebody (The Wrecks) Freaking Out (The Wrecks) Turn It Up (The Wrecks) Revolution (The Wrecks) Happy Trans Day of Visibility, and our condolences to any trans people who lost track of time and tried to rob a bank with their normal powers of invisibility on that day.

Ever watched Freaky Friday and thought "this, but sad"? Charles has. Songs featured: Like To Be You (Shawn Mendes ft. Julia Michaels) Falling For Boys (Julia Michaels) Shouldn't Have Said It (Julia Michaels) Hurt Somebody (Noah Kahan & Julia Michaels)

It's been a long week between parts of this pitch.... But it's here! The second half of Tansy's ill advised wizard murder pitch! Set to a song from Furious 7 because why the hell not? Detective Esi Addo is on the hunt for a serial killer who leaves no cause of death, but her investigation is being "helped" by mysterious government agent Hollister Crane, who knows more about the murders than she should. As Esi dives deeper into the case, she discovers that nope, it's not a conspiracy, magic is real and there's a whole lot of wizard supremacists who want her dead and she's just gotta deal cos she's a regular ass muggle. Songs Featured: See You Again (Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth) Hedwig's Theme (John Williams) Power (Kanye West) Follow us on Twitter, @pitchshiftpod, or if you want to play favourites, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady or Tansy @tansyclipboard

It's been a long day, without you my friend... In honour of la familia, we're mixing things up this week at Pitch Shift and pitching a brand spanking new instalment of an existing franchise. Whip smart detective Esi Addo is on the hunt for a serial killer who leaves no cause of death, but her investigation is being "helped" by mysterious government agent Hollister Crane, who knows more about the murders than she should. As Esi dives deeper into the case, she begins to suspect Crane might be the murderer, but how do you catch a killer who can cover her own tracks? Wait which franchise is this? You'll have to listen to find out, but rest assured - it makes Charles mad. Songs Featured: See You Again (Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth) Sky Battle (Alexandre Desplat) Follow us on Twitter, @pitchshiftpod, or if you want to play favourites, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady or Tansy @tansyclipboard

I know I'm bad at communication so this episode description is gonna suck. Come along for the adventure as the agents of HAIM take on neo-Nazis and break hearts. Songs Featured: The Wire (HAIM) Don't Save Me (HAIM) Now I'm In It (HAIM) Want You Back (HAIM) I Need A Hero (Bonnie Tyler)

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just bad. Our latest pitch is a celebration of swashbuckling archeologist heroes, and an attempt to create a new one out of the one song that is always guaranteed to get white people turnt. The Killers Songs Featured: - Mr Brightside - Spaceman - Shot at the Night - Glamorous Indie Rock & Roll

The boys were waiting... but now they're back.... In our first ever Pitch Shift sequel, Charles takes the world that Tansy built in her pitch for Milkshake (and Boys) and completely Rian Johnsons it. After their terrifying ordeal in The Yard, the Boys have finally returned home - but the home they return to is not the one they left, and The Yard has changed them in ways they can't explain. And what made them go to The Yard in the first place? It's a full 90 minutes of Boys, and we're lovin it. Songs Featured: The Boys Are Back In Town (Thin Lizzy) The Boys Are Back In Town (The Cardigans) Milkshake (Kelis) Juice (Lizzo) Lacrimosa (Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart) You can follow us on Twitter, if you really want to.

In my head, I did everything right... Tansy attempts to address a grievous mistake made in podcasts pasts with this pitch for a sadish indieish funnyish drama based on Lorde's Supercut. When struggling cinematographer Ivy is asked to shoot the passion project of her one successful film school classmate, she figures it'll be a few weeks of mindless drama - but when the scripts start to err a little close to reality, she's forced to bite the hand that feeds her. We're doing the best we Kelly Marie Can. Lorde Songs Featured: Supercut Still Sane Magnets Homemade Dynamite You can follow the podcast on Twitter @pitchshiftpod if you hate yourself, or follow Tansy @tansyclipboard and Charles @gharlesochady

'Cause there's music in the air, and lots of loving everywhere, so please don't shoot me, I'm very rich, PLEASE! Charles is back to pitch a Brian De Palmer style erotic thriller about an assassin who must kill the son of a prominent politician, who happens to be very attractive and probably played by Oscar Isaac. Songs Featured: Give Me The Night (George Benson) Just One Of Those Things (George Benson) Off Broadway (George Benson) Lady Love Me One More Time (George Benson) Run (AWOLNATION) You can follow the podcast on Twitter @pitchshiftpod if you hate yourself, or follow Tansy @tansyclipboard and Charles @gharlesochady

Tramps like us, baby we were born to punch Mike Appel's brother in the face. After appearing in two of Tansy's pitches, Bruce Springsteen is finally getting his own episode! And it's not just a movie based on a Springsteen song, it's a movie *about* the making of Born to Run, the album that was being held hostage, the band member who punched the manager's brother, the saxophone franken-solo and the guy who still isn't that comfortable with being called The Boss. Bruce Springsteen Songs Featured: Born To Run Shackled and Drawn Out on the Street There Goes My Miracle You can follow the podcast on Twitter @pitchshiftpod if you hate yourself, or follow Tansy @tansyclipboard and Charles @gharlesochady If you read this far, tweet me your favourite Springsteen song. Mine's probably Thunder Road, but it's close.

Woo-ah! Vampires are real, they're capitalists and they're going to college! This week Charles is pitching a college rom com about Petra, a young vampire who is getting sick of the whole bloodsucking game, and Valerie, an undead zombie who eats brains and takes names. But maybe... the system is the problem? Kim Petras Songs Featured: - All The Time - Close Your Eyes - Got My Number - Personal Hell Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or you can follow Charles @gharlesochady, Tansy @tansyclipboard on Twitter

Rule number one: you gotta do cons... The problem with working with professional liars? You can't trust them, or at least you probably shouldn't in Tansy's pitch for a twisting, backstabbing con artist film inspired by Marina and the Diamond's perennial banger, "How To Be A Heartbreaker". Tom has been happily providing backup for his gregarious cousin Marina and her cons for years, but when a difficult mark puts Tom in the spotlight and the Russian mob on their case, Tom is left wondering if he's the one really being conned. Also we cancel God in like, the first 30 seconds. Marina and the Diamonds songs featured: How To Be A Heartbreaker Savages Obsessions Primadonna Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you want a solo spinoff about the Canadian porn billionaire, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady, Tansy @tansyclipboard on Twitter.

As we proceed to shoot you in the knees* Special guest Saro is back with another slightly unhinged movie pitch, this time for Notorious B.I.G.'s "Who Shot Ya?" In classic gangster film style, Big Papa (Winston Duke) has got a plan to bring crack back to Brooklyn, and he'll fight any crooked mayors, street level stalkers and even his own past to get to the top of the food chain. Plus a foul mouthed Katherine Langford, a pretty good Werner Herzog impression, podcast ads for crack and Victoria Police's ongoing attempts to recruit us. Songs Featured: Who Shot Ya? (Notorious B.I.G.) 2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted (2Pac feat. Snoop) Ether (Nas) In Da Club (50 Cent) HUMBLE. (Kendrick Lamar) Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you want a Steve Irwin biopic starring Katherine Langford and directed by Werner Herzog, follow Charles @gharlesochady, Tansy @tansyclipboard and Saro @LustySaro on Twitter * yes I know it's the calf muscle, I just needed something to rhyme. I work really hard on these descriptions and I don't think anyone reads them. Tweet me a Baby Yoda gif if you do.

Everything IS awful! In our farewell to 2019, what better song to make a film of than Everything Is Awful? Charles pitches the story of Henry, a man whose awful 2019 leads to him to join a questionable commune (not a cult) and take revenge on those who wronged him in 2019 (including Elon Musk). Plus our first ever language warning, helpless mourning for our lost episode and a teaser of what's to come in 2020! Songs Featured: Everything Is Awful (The Decemberists) The Infanta (The Decemberists) January Hymn (The Decemberists) A Beginning Song (The Decemberists) Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you want to pick your Peloton instructor, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady and Tansy @tansyclipboard on Twitter.

Last Christmas, I gave you my farm.... In a truly loose, improvised episode, Tansy and Charles are riffing their way into creating a Christmas classic based on Taylor Swift's 2019 Christmas song and their mutual desire to fix the most Pitch Shift movie of 2019, Last Christmas. After losing her Christmas loving husband Nick (Henry Golding)on Christmas day, Taylor (Emilia Clarke) retreats to his Christmas tree farm, which of course is haunted by Nick's ghost. But can you move on with life when your husband is still kinda there? And so is Oscar Isaac? Song Featured: Christmas Tree Farm (Taylor Swift) Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you want to petition Paul Feig to make THIS Christmas movie next, you can let Charles know @gharlesochady and Tansy @tansyclipboard on Twitter.

We got really off topic recording our Christmas Day episode and it spiralled into a 12 minute review of this movie and I ain't wasting that content baby!

All I want for Christmas is You(r life) The ultimate Christmas song deserves the ultimate Christmas movie pitch! Tansy is combining everything we love from every Christmas movie into a turducken of a winter classic - Die Hard, Love Actually, The Princess Switch, The Santa Claus, everything except Gremlins (which, honestly, she probably could have included if she really tried). Baker Sam (Elijah Wood) just wants to win the big Christmas baking competition. Loose cannon Secret Service Agent Chris (Daniel Radcliffe) just wants to save the President (Mariah Carey). But when they meet in a bar, they decide to swap lives for the week before Christmas - what could go wrong? Songs Featured: All I Want For Christmas Is You (Mariah Carey) It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas (Noah Cyrus) Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas (Judy Garland) White Christmas (Michael Bublé and Shania Twain) Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you want a sequel starring Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady and Tansy @tansyclipboard on Twitter.

It's alright, I love you! Charles is throwing a yule log on that Christmas Spirit fire with his pitch for a film version of Sufjan Steven's truly bizarre song for the season, Christmas Unicorn! It's been 30 years since the Christmas killer tore through small town Connecticut, and while the Christmas killer isn't back, the Christmas Unicorn that was created to deal with the trauma is! Plus our favourite films of 2019, Charles's continuing attempts to rewrite It: Chapter Two and an Anchorman style fight between true crime podcast hosts. Songs Featured: Christmas Unicorn - Sufjan Stevens Christmas Time - Bryan Adams Say All You Want For Christmas - Nick Jonas & Shania Twain Rocking Around The Christmas Tree - Miley Cyrus Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you want to pick the person you think is the Christmas Killer, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady and Tansy @tansyclipboard on Twitter

Six white boomers... and hell, any of them could have killed him.... Christmas is upon us, so we're getting into the Christmas spirit with some Christmas pitches! First up is Tansy's Aussie Christmas murder mystery, Six White Boomers. When Mr Howard is found dead at his annual Christmas party, it's up to Detectives Long and Short to find the killer, but with so many suspects and so many motives, how will they know which of these six white boomers did it? Also the shocking truth that Charlie has never played Clue, a crash course in the last twelve years of Australian politics and a shuffle round pitch for Bonnie and Clyde starring Michael Bublé. Songs Features: Six White Boomers (Russel Coigt) Baby It's Cold Outside (Michael Bublé and Idina Menzel) Home For Christmas (Meghan Trainor) Holly Jolly Christmas (Michael Bublé) Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you think one of us killed Australian democracy you can follow Charles @gharlesochady and Tansy @tansyclipboard on Twitter

Queen, Dogs, Witches and Climate Change! It's another double bill as Charles takes on our first ever requests with two films of incredibly weird proportions. From a normal man dealing with the supreme strangeness of Jake Gyllenhaal doing *the most* to a coalition of witches taking down capitalism and climate change, there's something for everything in these film versions of Queen's "I'm Going Slightly Mad" and Brian Eno's "Baby's On Fire". And a massive shoutout to Lauren and Lucy for picking the songs!! Songs Featured: I'm Going Slightly Mad (Queen) Baby's On Fire (Brian Eno) Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you want to pick the witch who will destroy the White House with you, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady and Tansy @tansyclipboard on Twitter.

The boys are waiting.... Tansy is here to pitch her Mad Max take on Kelis' early 2000s banger "Milkshake". When the boys go to the Yard, society crumbles into an apocalyptic wasteland full of women. But when one lactose intolerant boy manages to escape the Yard, he must recruit the two greatest warriors in the wasteland - Lizzo and Charli XCX - to liberate the rest of the boys. But what is the Milkshake really made of, and why does it really bring all the boys to the Yard? Plus an unexpected discussion of Eragon, a roving band of sisters (literally) and more boys than you could poke a stick at. Songs Featured: - Milkshake (Kelis) - I Want Your Love (Kelis) - Unlock It (Charli XCX feat. Kim Petras and Jay Park) - Boys (Charli XCX) - Boys (Lizzo) - Juice Flute Version (Lizzo) - Like A Girl (Lizzo) Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you prefer Boys, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady (and if you like milkshakes, Tansy @tansyclipboard) on Twitter.

I used to think life was a tragedy... but it turns out it's much worse. Charles is going above and beyond to pitch a film that is not just an adaption of Alec Benjamin's twisty pop song "If I Killed Someone For You", but also a punch up of Joker (dir. Todd Phillips, 2019). Moderately successful comedian Richard (Bill Hader) decides to change up his career by trying murder, but when everyone mistakes his genuine attempts at homicide as a new bit, he rockets to comedy stardom (and murder ineptitude). Plus the sick and twisted origin of this podcast, Tansy's disbelief at every single plot element of Joker, and our undying love of Demi Lardner. Alec Benjamin is older than either of us. Alec Benjamin Songs Featured: - If I Killed Someone For You - Gotta Be A Reason - Annabelle's Homework - Death of a Hero Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you want to do Annabelle's homework, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady and Tansy @tansyclipboard on Twitter.

When my time comes around, yeet me gently in the cold dark earth. We're big fans of Hozier here at Pitch Shift - such big fans, we're both pitching different Hozier songs as horror films! Go to the 1930s American south in Tansy's pitch for Work Song, where a sharecropper is haunted by her unkillable bank robbing ex, then journey to an alternate version of the present where cryptids roam the suburbs and just want love from Toni Collette in Charles' pitch for It Will Come Back. Plus Tansy's very short list of white men she trusts, Charles confusing every famous Patrick and a long discussion of Wounds, a horror movie about a haunted phone. Hozier Songs Featured: - Work Song - It Will Come Back - NFWMB Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you only want to see one half of this double bill, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady and Tansy @tansyclipboard on the hell site (Twitter)

Happy Halloween monsters! In celebration of the spooky season, special guest Saro is here to helm an 80s horror anthology film based on the ultimate rap team up, Kanye West's Monster. Gasp at the terrors in the tomb, smell the massacre in the forest, and watch the queen conquer. And for some reason, we decided to stuff the film full of actual real life monsters. Get ready to get cancelled. Songs featured: Monster (Kanye West feat. Jay-Z, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj & Bon Iver) I Am A God (Kanye West) Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you want to pick your favourite verse, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady, Tansy @tansyclipboard and Saro @LustySaro on the hell site (Twitter)

Awoooooo, Point Break with Werewolves. In a special Halloween episode, Tansy is pitching her take on Warren Zevon's infectiously funny Werewolves of London, which of course is just like The Departed, but with werewolves. Constable Rachel Warren thinks her life is over when she'd bitten on the job, but when she's reassigned to infiltrate the werewolf gangs, her real life begins. Come for the werewolf cop, stay for Charles' shuffle round pitch for a Sweet Home Alabama movie where Sam Rockwell wants to kill Neil Diamond. And a lot of confusion about what actually *is* the original Sweet Home Alabama. It's a time. Songs Featured: Werewolves of London (Warren Zevon) Play It All Night Long (Warren Zevon) Sweet Home Alabama (Lynard Skynard) All Summer Long (Kid Rock, unfortunately) Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you want to pick a favourite child, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady and Tansy @tansyclipboard on the hell site (Twitter)

I got the right temperature to shelter you from the Thing. Charles is here to pitch a creature feature set in Antarctica based on Sean Paul's 2005 earworm Temperature. When a group of scientists settle in to an Antarctic research station for the winter, the last thing they expect is a knock at their door. It's The Thing meets Life with an extra helping of self aware Ryan Reynolds. Plus, a story about a woman who has a seizure every time she hears Sean Paul's music, and Tansy insisting that if science achieved human cloning, they would immediately use it to create hundreds of enslaved Frank Grillos. Songs Featured: Temperature (Sean Paul) What About Us (The Saturdays feat. Sean Paul) Cheap Thrills (Sia feat. Sean Paul) Get Busy (Sean Paul) Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you want to hurt one host's feelings, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady and Tansy @tansyclipboard on the hell site (Twitter)

Hold me down, I'm so tired now - same tbh. It was bound to happen eventually, and eventually is now - renowned animation nerd Tansy is pitching an animated fantasy adventure based on Florence + the Machine's Sky Full of Song. Blackstone Island is a magical nation protected by prickly sorceress Phoebe, who must train feral pirate girl Max as her replacement before an invasion dooms the entire island. It's an odd couple comedy that pairs a heartfelt Disney coming of age tale with anti-colonial communism, and the overt witchiness of Florence Welch. Come for the fantasy adventure, stay for Charles' special brand of "sads and dads and sorcery" and Tansy's detailed breakdown of why John Powell is the secret to the success of the How To Train Your Dragon franchise. Songs Referenced: Sky Full of Song (Florence + The Machine) Dog Days Are Over (Florence + The Machine) Drumming Song (Florence + The Machine) Shake It Out (Florence + The Machine) Forbidden Friendship (John Powell) Third Date (John Powell) Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you have a clear preference, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady and Tansy @tansyclipboard on the hell site (Twitter)

Please, baby please, open your heart and listen to this sad gay pitch. Charles is resurrecting Ben Lee's 2005 barefoot classic Catch My Disease and pitching it as a film about a down on his luck musician who can't catch a break in the gimmick heavy 2019 music industry. There's stomps and claps, big trouble with Lil Nas X and a surprising amount of Shawn Mendes. Ben Lee Songs Featured: - Catch My Disease - Something Borrowed Something Blue - Rise Up - Cigarettes Will Kill You Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you want to choose your fighter, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady and Tansy @tansyclipboard on the hell site (Twitter)

A movie about Hollywood? Groundbreaking. It's Tansy's turn to pitch this week, and she has poached Charles' favourite curly haired band boys and turned The 1975's Give Yourself A Try into a weird LA indie comedy drama about a child actor with no sense of identity and her writer friend who's one break away from success. A writer? Writing about a writer? Groundbreaking. There's also unsuccessful alcoholism, a lot of New Zealand cultural references, a dog named Tupac and an unexpected Bruce Springsteen cameo. What a fuckin rollercoaster. This pitch has too much plot. Songs Referenced: Give Yourself A Try (The 1975) The Sound (The 1975) Somebody Else (The 1975) How To Draw/Petrichor (The 1975) Western Stars (Bruce Springsteen) Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you want to choose your fighter, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady and Tansy @tansyclipboard on the hell site (Twitter)

Slow hands, like claws starting to eviscerate me... With horror, violence and abundant fuccboi murder, Charles takes on the debut single of everyone's third or fourth favourite member of One Direction! Marshall is your typical wealthy young man, when he gets caught in the snare of the irresistible Lilith, who has more planned for him than he thinks. Murder, it's murder, she's planning to murder him. Plus you get to hear all of Charles' One D dating theories, Tansy trying to name all five members of One Direction, and a surprising amount of chat about Deltora Quest. Songs Referenced: - Slow Hands (Niall Horan) - Strong (One Direction) - History (One Direction) - Drag Me Down (One Direction) Follow us @pitchshiftpod, or if you want to play favourites, you can follow Charles @gharlesochady and Tansy @tansyclipboard on the hell site (Twitter)

Lil ditty, bout a bunch of Gen Z kids in a haunted house... This week, Tansy is taking on John Cougar Mellencamp's classic tale of two American kids growing up in the heartland - adding in five Gen Z kids from New York who leave the big city to squat in a definitely haunted house in Tennessee. It's a horror comedy featuring all the Pitch Shift favourites - ghosts, memes, sarcastic teens and Zendaya. In 1962, two all American kids fell in love. In 2019, a nurse, her brother, a fake German popstar, a conspiracy theorist and a rich kid with good hair will learn their story. John Cougar Mellencamp songs referenced: - Jack and Diane - R.O.C.K. In The U.S.A. - Thank You - Without Expression Follow us @pitchshiftpod