Shhh We're Reading Dirty Books

Going to the devil himself for forgiveness - what a delightful, delectable idea. Only Charlotte has no sins to forgive and it's driving Lucifer fucking mad. Charlotte is trying to escape the horrors of her past of an overtly religious, abusive father and the scars that he and his people have given her in God's name. Thinking that no one will follow her because she now works for the devil, she takes a job at his firm. Lucifer has his new intrigue, Charlotte, on top of trying to keep his brothers and sister, the seven deadly sins, who essentially run NYC, in check. Both Charlotte and Lucifer cannot deny the lust they feel for each other and much more so after a fake-fiancé situation arises in a publicity move suggested by Charlotte herself. Only she didn't know she'd be the fiancé… HOLY SHIT listen to this book. You're welcome for Ethan Reid. Join us and our special guest, Kait Ballenger herself, for a fun conversation about Lucy and his band of misfit siblings, his resistance to fall in love with Charlotte, and his toy room of fun. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could subscribe, rate & review! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB & IG as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Renowned writer Dot Voline, aka Lady Death, isn't dead - yet. But journalist Nadine jumped the gun by publishing a plagiarized obit stating so and all hell broke loose. Rival journalist, and old classmate Wes, is also following this story and more so since Dot isn't actually dead. As competitors then and now, Nadine and Wes are only allowed to spend a very limited time with Dot, who has become invested in their real-life-enemies-to-lovers situation. After finding pretty much nothing out during their limited time before Dot actually dies, the pair stay in Lady Death's estate for 3 weeks to uncover clues regarding her life, her stories, and a political scandal that is dying to come to light. Join us as we venture through this old lady's wacky house with two people who are obviously going to put their differences aside, solve the mystery of Dot's story, and fall in love. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could subscribe, rate & review! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB & IG as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Sydney needs a break. Sure she killed off the main character and super beloved hero in her bestselling romance series but who would have thought that it would cause uproar and complete chaos amongst her fans? Just the die-hard ones who were in love with Vance… and now she's getting harassed and death-threats. What does she do to escape the madness and to find some peace and quiet to write her final book of this series? Wisdom, WY, of course. And who does she meet that completely knocks her ex off the bookshelf? Ranger, super smart, very sexy, and adorably awkward landlord of the place she rents for two months. Yes, yes sexual attraction, protection from stalker and paparazzi, but importantly fun fuck facts! Please read this if you haven't already - and the others that precede this one. Ranger is the best! ***We would love and appreciate it if you could subscribe, rate & review! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB & IG as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

No kink shaming here. It doesn't matter what you do for a living, sometimes you need to get your socks rocked by something out of the norm. In this week's book, we meet ER nurse Aly and her social media crush/stalker/cat-daddy/ex's bff/circle yes or no boyfriend, Josh. After long, hard, horrendous days at work, Aly is always tired and nothing makes her feel better than to watch her favorite videos starring a super hot, masked man who she fantasizes about breaking into her home, being completely dominated and having her sexual fantasies come to life - safely, of course. And guess who gets her wish? Join us for some holy hotness, friends. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could subscribe, rate & review! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB & IG as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

This week we are, again, joined by the amazing and talented, Jena Doyle - author of the Midsummer series and we are excited to be discussing the last three of this series, wrapping it all up. There are so many things to say about Samhain, Solstice, and Beltane but not enough time in a podcast episode so we hope you all read along. Here we'll discuss the lives, love, adventures, and trials of Lex, Ivy, Carter, and Miri, as well as the very steamy, squishy sex between them all. What happened to these four in that forest in Kilwaughter years ago didn't stay there but followed them until the end. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could subscribe, rate & review! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB & IG as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Aaaaand we have done it. How did we actually get here?! We'll tell you how - with the help of our new friend Cecilia Rene and the amazing conversation we had about our two final books: Wolf Gone Wild by Juliette Cross and Althea's Awakening by Maggie Sims. It was hard but we got deep into each book and even into our own feelings and made a final decision. Congratulations to…  ***We would love and appreciate it if you could subscribe, rate & review! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB & IG as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Guys, we are down to our four books after battling it out in our last episode with 8 of our favorite dirty books. Join us here and on YouTube, if you want to see our smiling faces, as we enter the ring for round three of this dirty books face-off. Plus we have a very special guest to help us make this final decision! We hope you have been following along and making your votes. Which two books will make it to the final Head Two Head round next week? ***We would love and appreciate it if you could subscribe, rate & review! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB & IG as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

We are down to our explicit 8 for round two of our face-off. It was tough getting through our lists of 16 and facing off against all these amazing titles but we must move forward. Join us as we continue to battle until there is only one. In the episode, we narrow it down to four! Yikes! Check out our video of this face-off on our YouTube Channel: Shhh We're Reading Dirty Books. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could subscribe, rate & review! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB & IG as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

We are excited to announce our first ever Dirty Books Face-Off! For the month of March we will be running a bracket-style tournament and pitting our 16 favorite books from the past 7 years against each other. Only one can emerge victorious! Join us weekly as Calina's 8 favorite books take on Saylet's 8 favorites. These episodes will also be posted on YouTube! ***We would love and appreciate it if you could subscribe, rate & review! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB & IG as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

We've read fake-dating stories before but this one is between two best friends. Here we meet Laniah, a small-business owner who craves privacy and being homebound, and her BFF, Isaac, who is a sensational influencer and artist, living his best life in the limelight. When Laniah's small-business, co-owned with her mother, begins to struggle and is close to shutting down, Isaac springs an idea that he knows would guarantee a turn-around for her business - telling the internet that they are dating. Though Laniah is worried that this would wreck their life-long friendship, she rolls with it. And even though they both start falling for each other (in a non-bff way), Laniah has a tough time accepting how she feels and is worried that her health and their relationship will be ruined if they both accept that they are in love with each other. Join us to see where they end up - or read this book with us! ***We would love and appreciate it if you could subscribe, rate & review! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB & IG as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Sydney is going back home to Rose Bend - pregnant and divorced - hoping to settle back into her roots and find stability in a life she once knew in this small town. Although her relationship with her parents are rocky, after the death of sister many years ago, Sydney wants to raise her baby in a familiar, warm place. But even her ex-husband doesn't make her move easy by threatening to take their baby away by suing for full-custody. But Sydney asks for help from an old friend, Coltrane, who is a lawyer and Mayor of Rose Bend, and is more than willing to help Sydney navigate this impending suit. Even though there's an immediate attraction and intense feelings grow between these two, Cole is haunted with his own past and struggles with falling for Sydney while still in love with his wife, who died during childbirth with their unborn son. Join us as we discuss this contemporary love story about two people finding new beginnings while healing from their pasts. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could subscribe, rate & review! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB & IG as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Friends! MMF ftw. Holy moly - before you listen to this episode, please read/listen to this book first - it was so good. This is our first MMF and different from other why-choose stories we've reviewed because there is hot-ass MM action! Here we meet Nathan, who's on his way to be with his family for the holidays until the snowy mountains of California makes him crash his car. But no need to worry - he is rescued by a logger-couple, who not only rescues and cares for him, but they also can't help but to be interested in him in other ways. Married couple Morgan and Fox have loved each other for over twenty years and are looking for a third person to join their relationship. While Nathan shows interest as well, he battles a little internally about who he really is when it comes to falling for a married logger-woman and, also, falling for her lumberjack husband. Seriously, join us for this juicy one. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Oh how we love the fake dating trope and this one did not disappoint. Paisley's family sucks. She's not only been invited to her little sister's wedding but she's also the maid of honor. The catch: little sister is marrying Paisely's ex. During the bachelorette party, dazzled with light-up penis party favors, she runs into an old college frenemy, whom she once shared a steamy, hot kiss with, Klein. Aspiring writer Klein is smart and funny, and has never gotten over Paisley. So when their paths cross again and they each find themselves in need of each other, they agree to fake date each other on the terms that Paisley helps Klein market his debut novel and Klein plays loving boyfriend at her sister and ex-boyfriend's island wedding. Join us in this fun story of two people who were serendipitously pulled together and though they are live-streaming this fake love story, one can't help but wonder if their relationship is really fake at all. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Happy holidays, friends! Join us this season - on Christmas Day - as we each take a turn reviewing our own holiday romance story. We hope you read along for some fun, sexy, loving Christmas love stories. In Mistletoe Memories, we meet bakers Gretchen and Levi who, two years after breaking off their engagement, come together to defeat a local rival baker in a holiday baking competition. Then, come along to meet Lucy and Eric in two meet-cutes, and their excitable, sexy, wacky journey home to be with family for the holidays. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

The Worst Duke in London is named Gage Croft and he is the Duke of Vale. He is tall, red-hair, Scottish, and deep in debt since the death of his older brother and father before him. Lady Evangeline Raine likes animals more than people and prefers to take over her own dowry than to be married off to a man who only desires her wealth. And poor Viola, her little sister can only date when Evvie starts dating and finds it completely unfair as she can tell that her sister is well on her to become a spinster. That is until Vale is offered an opportunity that can wipe away his large debt and bring wealth back into his home. All he has to do is pretend to be interested in Evvie and distract her London so that Huntington can make a salacious move on Viola - she is rich, too, after all. We love when authors retell famous works and Amalie did not disappoint! ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Come on friends just look at the damn cover! We are super happy to report that book three, The Chosen, of the Black Arrowhead series by Dannika Dark did not disappoint. Much like the first two books, we meet a lovely new cast of people, as well as our first two couples. Tak is looking for people to join his pack so Hope sends out a message to those who may be looking to join one. Along comes Robyn, who is technically not a shifter, but has very good reasons as to why she wants to join Tak's pack. During her journey to the invite, she meets Montana and his shirt, steals his fries, and sleeps in tents. Join us as we discuss this amazing love story between two people who are escaping their past and trying to find a forever home with each other and their new found-family.. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Ember is just a typical woman trying to find her own. Join us this week as we fall into this rom-com and meet Ember and Danuwoa (AKA Native Daddy) and their journey to identity, belonging, and self-acceptance. Even though Ember continues to dig herself deeper into a pit of white lies, she cannot deny her feelings for Danuwoa are real, nor can she keep suffering the blackmail, racism, and nepotism happening in the workplace. This is a lovely story about a woman who navigates not just the corporate world but also the conflicts between her cultural identity, personal ambition, and desire for a real love connection with Dan. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

This week we took it back to our roots and dived into a paranormal romance novel. Join us as we discuss The Watching, where we meet Kayla, a small town café waitress who is just trying to find her way through life with her tight knit group of friends and her penchant for buying stray cats cat food - oh, and falling for strange, hot dudes. While Kayla is fighting with mixed emotions about two different love interests, her friends become victims of strange animal attacks across town and they know that together, they can get to the source of all the craziness their little town is going through. With the help of their local law enforcement, Kayla and her friends may just be able to make it through this supernatural mess. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Friends! We are excited to introduce you all to author Jena Doyle in this INCREDIBLE interview episode. Join us as we speak with Jena about her amazing retelling of A Midsummer Night's Dream. We really enjoyed this reimagining of this classic story: love, lust, poly relationships, and steamy sex in the woods and more sex all over the place. Come on. Jena shares with us the start of her writing career, her inspiration, and all of her upcoming work that we are super excited about. If you haven't read Midsummer yet, then you haven't met Ivy, Lex, Carter, or Miri, and you need to so please check it out. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

We know we said we'd only read There Are No Saints, but we just HAD to see how this ended, so... we read the second book as well. In this Sinners Duet series, we meet starving artist Mara, who is struggling to get by in the competitive art scene of San Francisco. She is a victim of childhood abuse and becomes a victim of an attempted murder as an adult. But Mara is a survivor. Things start looking up when she's noticed by a rich, local, renowned artist, Cole (insert fancy, rich last name and sexy smolder), and her dreams of succeeding as an artist are becoming reality. Cole has issues of his own - past and present - and having Mara in his life has exacerbated the darkness inside of him that makes him lose control. But does he want to protect her, or does he want to destroy her? We hope you have listened to these books and will join us for this sexy, dark romance. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

This historical romance takes us back to times of war and unrest with the French occupation of Mexico. Here is book one of the Luna Sisters novels where we meet Ana María, the eldest of the Luna sisters, who in all essence, aims to be perfect for her family and her country. Escaping the dangers that await her as the daughter of a prominent family, Ana María is sent in secret to London along with her sisters, Gabriela and Isabel. Trying her best to fit into this strange, new society, Ana María meets Parliament member, Gideon Fox, along the way and cannot help the feelings that begin to brew within, despite being promised to another man back in Mexico. This forbidden love story provides us with romance, longing, sisterly bonding, and important history with amazingly written BIPOC main characters. Join us for Ana María and The Fox. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!***

Book two of the Love & Tacos takes us on a love journey with Montez brother number two, Enrique. After the heirs of the Taco King empire have a falling out with their father (check out episode 145!), the brothers are finding positive and progressive ways to grow their business and reconnect with their Mexican roots. Enrique does so by reaching out to one of very few Latina farm owners, Carolina Flores, to learn more about her farm and possibly becoming business partners. Not to mention she is amazingly stunning and he is not so bad himself. But Carolina is busy running her farm and battling her own problems with a sick, old-fashioned father who has strict dating rules when it comes to his 10 daughters. She doesn't have time for, nor does she want anything to do with, a spoiled, rich Montez brother, who doesn't understand the importance of not only running a farm, but also taking good care of its workers. Carolina soon finds out that maybe Enrique isn't as bad as she thought and that these feelings she's never experienced before might be okay to feel, even if her father doesn't approve of her and Enrique dating. She soon finds herself fighting against her father's authority and what she truly feels in her heart. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Althea is a business-woman who knows what she wants... even though her time, place, and position in society as a widow may tell her otherwise. Wanting to expand her apothecary business, Althea needs financial backing and knows the easiest way to gain funds is to remarry a wealthy man, but she doesn't want a husband. She wants an investor. During her hunt for such a person, she meets a bored, rich, handsome earl, Evan, at his ‘party' that surprisingly opens up her curiosity about other experiences that she's only imagined behind closed doors. Join us as we discuss another very fun, super-sexy, perfectly written regency with none other than Maggie Sims herself! Yup, friends - we are truly honored to have Maggie join us on the show. If you haven't read this book yet… seriously, what are you doing? Go read it! ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Does this story borderline taboo between a sort-of-adopted-brother and his non-biological-little-sister? You tell us! This forbidden romance introduces the love story between Brant and June. Brant experienced a horrible tragedy when he was just six years old, which resulted in his mom's best friend and next door neighbor to take him in and raise him alongside his best friend, Theo and his new baby sister, June. Brant internally struggles with his true place in his ‘new' family but still loves them all the same, especially little June, whom he and Theo both protect and adore entirely. Even though everyone else sees them as siblings, Brant can't help but feel differently for June and she soon realizes her love for him is different than the love she had for Theo. What is going on, guys?! Join us for a truly interesting conversation - one that's crossed a line we've never ventured into before on our show. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Okay, guys. If you listened to last week's episode, you know that we had the pleasure of interviewing Teralyn Davis, the narrator under her pseudename (ha!) June deBorahae who is the voice of sultry, sexy, sweet, sassy Josephine in the Boys of Lake Chapel series. Because we got SO invested in this series, we decided to throw in a bonus episode to close out our thoughts about the all three books of The Boys of Lake Chapel series. Just… holy sexiness. June is an amazing narrator and we are so happy we got to meet her. So, if you haven't read these yet - DO IT! And tell us who your favorite man-meat is between Lock, Killian, Kendrick, and Decker… or, why choose at all…? ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Friends! We are excited to have our very first narrator on the show. Join us as we have an amazing conversation with Teralyn Davis/ June deBorahae who leads the FMC voice for Josephine in Too Safe, the first book of the Boys of Lake Chapel series. Teralyn gives us a glimpse into the life of a narrator and if you listened to this book, or any of her other titles, then you know it was damn worth it. While we had an incredible time getting to know Teralyn, we didn't have enough time to get into the details of the book as we normally do… so make sure to listen next week (yes, instead of the normal two weeks) for our actual review and discussion about ALL three installments of the Boys of Lake Chapel novels. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Holy moly, friends. This book was recommended to us and it did not disappoint, so we truly hope you read along. Here we meet Catholic priest, Father Bell (Tyler), who became a priest for the greater good. All is fine and well until a woman walks into his church looking to confess. Father Bell, meet Poppy - an independent, intelligent, loving, high-class strip club dancer turned accountant. From the moment he hears her voice he knew he was in trouble, but when her confessions become more intense, detailed, and naughty he can no longer hold back the lust he has for her (and her for him). Soon they are banging all over the church - man of the cloth and his little lamb. Join us AFTER you've read this one! ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

We've got another sweet romance! Join us as we discuss TE Lorenzo's A Twist of Hate - starring Natalia and Adrian. First impressions are hard to read and even harder the more you convince yourself someone hates you. That is the beginning of Natalia and Adrian's relationship, co-workers who each think the other can't stand them. But a serendipitous trip to Las Vegas proved their ideas of each other wrong and sparks began to fly. Both MCs are dealing with serious breakups, undecided career choices, and are trying to understand the true meaning behind the feelings they are beginning to have for each other. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

In book one of the Girl Games series, we meet Scarlett Grey, an assassin who is trying to reclaim her status in society and enemy/love interest, Quinn Adams, an alchemist with poisons that is putting Scarlett out of a job. When the Magician Queen secretly offers them an interesting deal, Scarlett and Quinn have to put aside their hatred/attraction for each other to ensure this mission is accomplished. Or do they? I mean, they've been with each other before, even if it was fight-sex, in a sex club, with sexy dances and bondage. Soon they begin to realize that even though they hate each other, they actually cannot live without the other. Join us as we discuss this intense romance between Scarlett and Quinn, and maybe tell you about our own sexy dances… ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Samwise (yup, that's his name) and his boss, Jonathan, don't see eye-to-eye about how Sam manages one of Jonathan's stores. But things take a turn after Sam feigns amnesia after hitting his head on a bathroom display after Jonathan fires him after a disagreement. Not wanting to be sued, Jonathan invites Sam to stay with him until he is fully recovered from his concussion, or until he can start remembering. But Jonathan doesn't know that Sam really doesn't have amnesia, not in the least. What starts off as a contentious relationship between two men who have hurtful pasts, turns into a beautiful pairing of two people who need each other to move forward. While this paragraph seems super serious, this book is hilarious and fun with its quick quips and amazing narration. Listen along as we fall into so many different emotions with Sam and Jonathan.  ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

In book two of The Lost Girls series, we get Goldie's story. Yes, she eats porridge all day long after inheriting a big old house with barrels and barrels of it, and she tries out different beds that just don't seem right. At first. That is until she tries out her grumpy neighbor's, Ted's, bed and it's just right. Yup - Ted. Who is a shape-shifting bear. Join us as we discover what magical powers Goldie acquires after eating Red's grandma's mystery cookies, how she keeps all the boys in the Poison Apple Bar away, and how just right Ted fits in her life.  ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

You guys - these forty-something-year-olds bone. Join us as we meet Maggie, a 48-year-old introverted, single mom who loves her son and is a gamer. While trying to set an example for her freshman in college son, Kit, she agrees to be more outgoing if he does the same on campus. So she joins a raid on an RPG and meets the leader of the guild, college- guy Otter. Testing the waters to see how these guys treat noobs, she runs an instance and is left with a good impression about Otter. Otter, who is 50-year-old Aiden, has mommy-brother-sister-in-law/ex-fiancé issues falls into his role as guild leader as a means to escape family drama, and also to grow this friendship with his new elderly friend, Bogwitch. When their virtual lives finally meet in person, neither Maggie or Aiden can hide the attraction they have for one another and more than a friendship grows. But of course, not without doubt, interfering suitors, and annoying family problems. Will their relationship work beyond just being a healer and a rogue? Come find out! ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Jewelry store heiress, Vivian, was always supposed to marry well. And in her parents eyes, well meant filthy rich. So when her father saw an opportunity to arrange an engagement for her with one of New York society's richest bachelors, he couldn't help pass it up, even if it was a blackmail scheme. Dante Russo is arrogant, dominating, sexy, and a billionaire who was trapped into this engagement; and Vivian is just living up to her family's expectations. Join us as we discuss the ups and downs between Dante and Vivian, how awful some family can be, and how even love can sometimes help people overcome hardships in life and relationships. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Welcome back to Mystic Bayou, where a tiny town meets supernatural meets strong women and hot men. We are excited to get back into this series and review book three. Sonja is human and Dr. Hottie, I mean, Dr. Will, is a selkie shifter. The story continues as our main characters continue to manage and uncover the mystery of the magical rift that is turning humans into supers. Sonja is a high level director who knows how to manage a business and, though very reluctant at first, must team up with Will to ensure this rift doesn't completely destroy Mystic Bayou. And all while avoiding how hot they are for each other. While Sonja isn't really looking for love, she can't help but to be pulled in by Will's magical pelt bracelet, and he can't help but to be overprotective of it. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Two broken people rekindle a romance years after a heart wrenching break up. Having just run away from a very abusive husband, Elle returns to care for her family's farm in Wyoming and into the comfort and safety of her parents and two sisters. Blake has burnt many bridges across town and never got over her leaving him to start a new life in California with her new husband years ago. He is finding it extremely hard to forgive her now that she's returned. Elle offers Blake a chance to get back on his feet with a job and live in a sheep wagon on her farm. Homeless, jobless, and feeling utterly hopeless, he reluctantly takes the offer and does what his boss asks him to. What happens from here? How about some healing, forgiveness, love, and delicious baked goods. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Our first historical romance for the pod! Bringing Down the Duke introduces the issues surrounding women's rights in the late 1800s England and makes for a great conversation. Join us as we meet Annabelle, a ‘commoner' who just wants to live the way every woman should be able to live - free from the confines of the rules of men. After being one of the first women accepted to attend the University of Oxford, Annabelle unknowingly approaches Sebastian Devereux, the Duke of Montgomery, asking for his support for the women's suffrage movement. Though both are instantly attracted to one another, they both have lots of past-relationship-baggage and opposing agendas that must be kept. So what happens? Well, just listen. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Attention: Please jump on this bandwagon. If you haven't read/listened to Butcher & Blackbird yet - PLEASE do so before listening to us because we do SPOILERS! Take heed to those trigger warnings and hold on. In this dark-romance thriller, we meet two serial killers, Sloane and Rowan, who kill serial killers. They work alone but after a not so cute meet-cute, they agree to meet for an annual game to catch and kill a bad guy of their choosing anywhere in the states. But of course this is not without a little flirtation and sexual attraction to come along with all the blood and gore. After a few years of denial, close calls (with sex and murder), and over-the-phone cooking classes, Sloane can longer deny her feelings for this hot-ass Irishman, and Rowan will do anything to keep her alive. WARNING: this book is HOT as FUCK! ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Book two of the Hearth Motel series by Holley Trent stars Dasha, a human who is recovering from a very bad relationship, and motorcycle-riding shifter fae, Ethan, who is itching to show Dasha how much he loves her already, even though this the second time they've met. But don't worry, it's because they are mates, not because he is super creepy or anything. Jumping back into this series made us remember how much we enjoyed these stories. The sex is good, the characters are fun, and the storyline (so much story!) is captivating. Listen along as we talk about Dasha's journey of learning how to love again and how Ethan learns the true meaning of saying ‘good things come to those who wait'. And uh, let's not forget that squishy times are shared with fae partners, maybe not always physically, but there's always one other fae around to witness the fun. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Cici is a vampire who believes in love. That's why she started a supernatural dating agency where customers can find love with humans. Of course, there are those who do not share these same beliefs so they interfere in the most malicious way, by murdering Cici's clients. Deacon is also a vampire and while he is one of those who does not believe in mixing humans and supernaturals, he decides that he wants to help Cici solve these crimes and put a stop to them. Not for free of course, no, just for the low price of spending the night with him. But, there are always other prices to pay when dealing with the supernatural. Join us as we venture through this journey of mischief, murder, and squishy times with Cici and Deacon, two main character vamps which we have never had before.. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Dragon shapeshifters with sophisticated technology and machines that make you any meal you want on the spot? Please! It's been a while since we've had a dragon shifter romance and we are pleased to introduce you to Dragon Prince, book one of the Qurilixen Lords series. Grier is a dragon prince, waiting to find his true fated mate. Just as he thinks he has jinxed himself with the love gods, Salena appears and makes his bracelet glow (yup!). Salena is lost on this new planet and feels hopeless without her two sisters, who, as a set of triplets, each have their own special abilities that must be kept secret from this planet's evil Federation. But Grier is there to save her and even though he knows she's his true mate, he respects her wish to escape his planet so that the Federation doesn't find her. But will she want to leave him after falling for him, too? ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

So you only had one day to read this book before this episode came but do not worry - we haven't spoiled anything for you this time. We did, however, have an amazing time interviewing Aurora Ascher in preparation for the release of Sanctuary of the Shadow and we welcome you all to join us! But just a quick snip for interested readers… in this book we meet Harrow, the last of her kind surviving by disguising herself as a seer in a circus. She remembers how she became the lone survivor of her entire clan's massacre but doesn't understand why until her story begins to unravel after meeting a new circus attraction - him. They venture together on a journey of self discovery, recollected pasts, love, and of course squishy times. We get squirrely at the closing of our conversation but good times were had! ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Here's to another holiday book with Kelly Reynolds! We are excited to dive into book two of Kelly's Holidays in LA series and talk about Venice Actually. Here we meet Leighton, who is trying to find her own way in LA but keeps getting stopped by different life circumstances, like, uh trying to find a new place to live just before the holidays! Good thing her best friend's boyfriend's best friend happens to have a spare room… and a huge crush on Leighton. Ex-pro soccer player Killian has been dying to find a way to tell Leighton how he really feels. So when the opportunity turns up that he can offer her a place to stay - she has no choice but to accept. Shenanigans ensue, all of a sudden they are fake engaged and her family finds out and invites themselves over for the holidays. Join us and Leighton and Killian for new and fun holiday ventures, amazing sex, and as they each grow in their own understanding of love and emotion with each other and within themselves. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Let's give a second chance-romance another try. In this week's book, we travel back home with Poppy, who has recently gotten a divorce from her husband of 19 years. His reason: he's been a cheater for a while and has finally found the one he wants to spend the rest of his life with. Not her. So Poppy makes a move back home to the other end of the country, back to her roots, and back into the place she first fell in love. Brett is now the sheriff of Grimm Cove and was once that teen who left her speechless and all alone on a night that would have been very special for them both. Also, he's a shifter and may or may not have already marked her on that same night he ran from her. Join us for this story of friendship, heartache, self-discovery, and find out if Poppy gives Brett that second chance at love. Oh - and she may have a secret of her own after her move back home. What could it possibly be? ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

What a perfect book to celebrate our 150th episode. We not only got a cute story between a pro NFL QB and a rooster loving librarian, but we got to connect with our Denver-Metro roots with all the hidden easter-pumpkins scattered throughout the story. We hope you read this quick, fun story with us because then you'll be able to keep up with us as we discuss this book with Amy herself! If you don't know already, we love stories that bring us friendship, family, love, laughs, sex, sex toys, body-positivity, football player butts, and bully comeuppance (you can't sit with us, Rachel!) Celebrate our 150th episode with us and don't forget to buy a basket for your overload of international sex toys. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Yet again we are venturing back into a series that we love and adore. And we are glad we did! This week we read Wicked Bite, book two of the Night Rebel series by Jeaniene Frost where we are delighted to see Ian and Veritas again. Now we haven't forgotten how much we loved Ian but we sure did miss him. And so did Veritas even though she denies it and tries to chase him away once he finds her again. But all too persistent, with his heart and his pants, Ian can't resist pestering her and telling her over and over and over how much he loves her and how much he wants to break beds with her. There are bad guys in this book, we find out she has a brother, actiony action and sexy sex, oh and it ends with all of us finding out (including Veritas) that she was secretly betrothed before she was born. What the shit?! ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Welcome back to the Black Arrowhead novels. To recognize Native American Heritage Month, we are jumping back into book two of this series where we get to know Hope and Tak. Hope is a local jeweler who works hard to produce and sell her craft, though not without doubt and backlash from certain people in her community. Tak, whom we met in the first book, happens to show up in town hoping to reconcile unsolved differences between his once-good friend, Lakota, who also happens to be Hope's brother. Immediate sparks and an intense attraction form between Hope and Tak, and he can't help the feeling that he should stay and watch over her when she's left to run the shop alone while Melody and Lakota are out of town. There's passion, fun quips, running naked through the woods, and an incredible romance between two people who were meant for not only each other, but also as leaders of their pack. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

In book two of the Elemental Shifter series by Patricia D. Eddy, we finally get to meet Bella, or should we say, Caitlin. At the end of book one, A Shift in the Water, Liam recognizes Caitlin immediately though she has no memory of who she once was. While she struggles with her darkness and her true powers, she can't help the instant pull she feels toward Liam. And though his pack sees her as an enemy, Liam knows she's more than what she seems and longs to bring back the Caitlin he once knew. Join us as we journey with Caitlin's self-discovery, and as she and Liam rekindle a special kind of love they have been missing for years. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

We are excited about our book this week, written by the one and only Lou Diamond Phillips. We took another turn down fantasy, sci-fi, YA with this incredible love story, “The Tinderbox: Soldier of Indira.” Inspired by The Tinderbox Soldier by Hans Christian Anderson and the beautiful illustrations of his wife, Yvonne, Lou elegantly presents us with a young couple growing up in a dystopian world where their opposite sides are torn apart by war. Everson is unwillingly thrown into enemy territory, and Allegra is trying to survive her father's attempt to kill her. Then a fortuitous meeting between the two occurs, through the powers of a Tinderbox, forming an intense forbidden attraction. But can this relationship save both their suffering worlds? Join us and find out. P.S. Apologies for the recording quality of this episode. We have fixed the issue and will resume with normal sound quality for our next recording. Thanks! ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

In observance of Hispanic Heritage month, we are highlighting Latina author Alana Quintana Albertson and her readaptation of the classic Romeo and Juliet. In her retelling, Ramón and Julieta come from different sides of the block and their scene is laid out in modern day southern California where a grudge between his father and her mother stems from nothing other than, you guessed it, fish tacos. After running away from what could have been a super sexy, steamy one-night stand with a handsome stranger known only as Romeo, Julieta can't seem to stop thinking about him. But her worries stem from the love of her work as a chef in the barrio and the fear that the Taco King tycoon will soon be buying out her entire block for the inevitable process of gentrificación. Join us as we discuss the beautiful love growing between these two, despite strife between their families, and experience with us the ending that finally gives these star-crossed lovers a chance at life, not death. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Never let the doubts of others limit the depths of your abilities. Violet doesn't and she is the true-blue heroine badass in this week's book. If you've been following us (or the book world!) then you have already heard of Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros and her EPIC world of dragon riders, magic, love, and sexytimes. We hope you read along because here we meet Violet, an underdog who has overcome so many obstacles throughout her entire life with grace, bravery, and love. And enemy-turned-love-interest, Xaden, who has all the reasons to hate Violet and less to fall in love with her. Join us. Live this with us. Come ride these dragons with us and explore this high-fantasy world that we cannot get enough of! ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend

Sexiness. It's been a while since we've had ourselves some Eve and we are glad we did! We get sex and lots of it. Yum! This week's book introduces us to Maeve, an ER doctor who's probably seen it all - except for anyone who gets up and walks away after getting bullets taken out of his body, without anesthetics. Griffin, on the other hand, cares not about the bullets because he has weed to sell and a rival wolf gang to put in its rightful place. The two build an instant attraction - she smells good, he is super hot. Join us as we discover more about Maeve's true connection to the lycan world and help the other characters keep it a secret from her throughout the entire book. ***We would love and appreciate it if you could Subscribe then Rate & Review us on iTunes! Follow us @ShhhDirtyBooks on FB, IG, Twitter as well as on our website at ShhhDirtyBooks.com. Thank you for joining us!*** Music by Jim Townsend