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The banter of two married entertainers stuck in lockdown with no audience

Adam and Leanne


    • May 24, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 56m AVG DURATION
    • 56 EPISODES


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    Tea For Two Episode 55: We really got our money's worth out of that penny

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 52:09


    From picking up a penny to spending one, this week's episode is full of babble and gabble as Adam and Leanne discuss the many variations of penny phrases for Lucky Penny Day, Leanne's experience with a she-wee and they chat about the benefits of cranberry juice with absolutely no knowledge on the matter. This episode features another one of Leanne's car-search fails, potato-themed jokes and an oot and aboot important mission! Tune into the film reviews if you like zombies, thrillers or Jack Black! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus They chat about - Shewee! www.shewee.com/shewee-flexi.html Linda McCartney milks! https://lindamccartneyfoods.co.uk/our-food/drinks-range/

    Tea For Two Episode 54: Hella chonky

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 59:44


    Just shy of an hour, this week's episode has everything! Film reviews, really bad mountain jokes, a rundown of Adam and Leanne's favourite burgers, an actual scientist* with actual scientific facts, a lowlight that turns into a rant, an extra noisy interruption from Hattie the dog, mushy highlights and lots and lots of fun banter! What more do you need from a podcast? Seriously, what more do you need? We'll add it in to future recordings. *Probably, actually, most definitely Adam doing a voice. From this episode's chitchats... You can find more about the Victory Events upcoming shows here www.facebook.com/groups/701936206578884/?ref=share You can buy Adam and Leanne's favourite burger www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/product/plant-pioneers/ultimate-plant-burgers-x2-210g Check out dressmaker and retro clothing seller Dolly Holliday www.instagram.com/dolly.holliday/ Check out everyone's favourite momma, creator of bespoke costumes, facemasks and sewing delights Momma Apples www.instagram.com/mommaapplesmade/ You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    Tea For Two Episode 53: You're the chaos in my sanity

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 48:41


    On this episode of Tea for Two, Adam and Leanne talk about tea for six as they hosted a tea party earlier in the week! They also ask some important questions like, "Where have the socks gone?", "Why is the sunset different from 76 years ago?" and "Why do we have so much cake?!" They talk about the week's highlights and lowlights, review some films and chat a load of nonsense! They were Oot n Aboot with the jokes of the week to get some reactions from real life people! But seriously, where have the socks gone? For scrummy yummy cake visit www.veganantics.co.uk/ You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    Tea For Two Episode 52: 175,364 seconds

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2021 63:44


    They say that the first year is the toughest, but they made it! Tea For Two is one! If you've tuned in for the past 52 weeks, you know to expect crazy shenanigans and banter alongside some crappy jokes and film reviews. On this week's episode, find out just how bad Leanne is at puns (and how bad Adam is at skateboarding!) and they talk about Leanne's strangest film cameo! Oh, and John's on this episode! You know John, tune in! Thank you to all of our listeners this past year and thank you to all of our guests - Charly White (1), Tom Carradine (2), Scott Elvis (3), James Ashford (4), Miss Peggy Rose (5), Lee Willmore (6), Miss Holiday Swing (7), OLIVIER AWARD WINNER Cassidy Jansen (8), Victoria Bass (10), Derek Herbert (11), Luna Nightingale (12), Chris White (13), Georgia Fawcett (15), Natasha Harper (16), Kitten Von Mew (17), Ross Sambridge (19), Lizzie Goodridge (21), Kara & Justin of Jeep Jump Jive (22), Lenny Bunn (24), Katie Boarman (25), Johnny Strange (26), Arthur Bostrom (27 & 28), Peter Duncan (30), Jivin' Jim Dandy (37), Nigel Laight (40) & Silhouette Sarah (44). For wonderful bespoke costumes, face masks, and a whole host of sewing delights contact Momma Apples www.instagram.com/mommaapplesmade  You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    Tea For Two Episode 51: The one before the 52nd

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2021 54:34


    In another jam-packed, or should we say jelly-packed ramble of a show, Adam and Leanne chat about their week, including Adam's birthday surprises and adventures. Adam attempts to talk like Shakespeare, they review television, films and even wine as they go oot and aboot and take the show on the road! Find out if Adam succeeds with this week's joke theme of crowbars and witness the birth of a new word and a Tea invention! Talk like Shakespeare at www.lingojam.com/Shakespearean, Get your on-the-go wine at www.hunwines.com please drink responsibly Delicious cake in Margate (and posted nationally UK) www.seasidecakeparlour.co.uk Adam's funny videos of his new toys here www.facebook.com/159249438104188/posts/727153481313778/?d=n But please avoid UK Segboards at all costs. Their customer service skills are appalling! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    Tea For Two Episode 50: I'm not bloody 50!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 51:14


    On this week's episode, Adam celebrates his birthday in the hopes that everyone listens to this on the day it is published - his birthday! They also celebrate Mushroom Day which also happens to fall on Adam's birthday and they talk a lot about Leanne's current obsession with garlic, which has nothing to do with Adam's birthday. They rant about companies taking advantage of old people & charities and Adam is thankful for an early birthday present. From mushrooms and garlic to strawberries for this week's jokes and they review some brilliant TV shows and films. And oh, did we mention that it's Adam's birthday?! You can find us on social media (to wish Adam a happy birthday) - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus Ps. Happy Birthday, Adam!

    Tea For Two Episode 49: Cheap as hotdogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 50:20


    On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne talk about their eventful Easter with a 6ft tall rabbit, they discuss April Fool's pranks and chat about some surprisingly good and even more surprisingly bad films. Find out how postboxes, dogs, cow's bums and Adam's mother link together in this week's themed jokes and they discover a really tasty hot dog! *whispers* And happy ASMR day! You can see the (mascot) rabbit squished into the car here www.facebook.com/614998651879884/posts/3997853980260984/?d=n You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    Tea For Two Episode 48: A-B-C-B

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 51:33


    In the second of the back-to-back episodes, Adam talks about his VHS-cover fame and Leanne discovers a milk that tastes like chocolate... and it's not chocolate milk! They also chat about their string of bad luck with cars this week! Jokes, films reviews and lots of laughs! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    Tea For Two Episode 47: This is the week that was

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 52:25


    Thought you'd missed last week's episode? Fear not, there wasn't one! So here we have the first of two back-to-back episodes! Find out how Adam and Leanne were involved in a "high speed" chase involving the Police! Hear about how a big pizza chain was reported to the Police! ... And they talk about other things not involving the Police, including the usual film reviews, jokes and chit chat! They also discuss the dilemma of needing a wee in public during lockdown (thanks to personal experience Eek!) Mystery Agency at-home escape rooms! www.themysteryagency.com/ Silhouette Sarah visit www.silhouetteartist.co.uk/ You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    Tea For Two Episode 46: Cup of covid

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 48:46


    Happy Tea For Two day! A day dedicated to the activity of drinking tea with a friend, not a day dedicated to this podcast! But that day will come! On this week's episode, Adam and Leanne give an insight into their crazy lives with Leanne's clumsiness, another online shopping mishap and a very tricky stupidity test! They talk about Mother's Day surprises and surprise doorstep visits as well as the usual film reviews and silly, themed jokes! For wonderful flower deliveries, visit www.instagram.com/briarandbracken You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    Tea For Two Episode 45: A hot minute

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 57:10


    DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC! It might be Panic Day but calm down, pour yourself a cuppa or a can of wine and enjoy this week's episode where Adam and Leanne discuss the week's highs and lows, from cancelled events to Leanne's new-found crooning talents. Good days, bad deliveries and PEOPLE PETTING THE DOG! An enjoyable TV series, some great films and a not-so-great film get reviewed. And Adam's jokes... Well, you know where to complain! All of this and an emotional heartfelt ending to this weeks show. To witness the birth of Leanne's amazing new skill, watch it here www.instagram.com/p/CL7PLxvgabq0KRSb3ykyNlHc-ItCyGdzOJix-s0/ To see us out in an empty windy field singing and shaking our tits go to https://www.facebook.com/WAPRVictoryMarquee/videos/484749475728577/?vh=e You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus Contains adult themes

    Tea For Two Episode 44: The one with all the slurp noises

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 59:57


    This week, on Tea For Two, Adam and Leanne chat about Boris' roadmap to normality, kissing in movies during a pandemic, words Leanne doesn't like and Adam lifts the curtain on some behind the scenes podcast practices. Tune in to find out how Adam was a victim of fraud and how Leanne had a similar situation that turned out not to be as bad as Adams, but she wanted to mention it anyway. Warning - This episode contains many silly sidetracks, daft digressions and turbulent tangents! Thankfully breaking up the ridiculousness is Friend of the Week, Silhouette Sarah. They talk about the history of silhouette artistry and how she's been adapting her art during a pandemic and meeting up virtually with other silhouette artists! You can find out more about Sarah and her work, including links to all socials at www.silhouetteartist.co.uk You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    Tea For Two Episode 43: My dogs are barking

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 49:27


    While chatting about National Dog Biscuit Day, Adam and Leanne accidentally dig up a pawsome unplanned theme for this week's episode! They chat about their superstar pup, Hattie and coincidentally, the joke theme this week is also dogs! As usual, expect highlights, lowlights, film chat and a lot of yapping away from your hosts! All that and Adam embraces his Jewish roots on this week's intro song... which isn't dog related. Follow Hattie on Instagram! www.instagram.com/littlemisshattie Check out Lincoln's Lunchbox for delicious dog treats! www.lincolnslunchbox.com For personalised drinking glasses check out Personally Perfected www.instagram.com/personallyperfected You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    Tea For Two Episode 42: Eff you, Facebook, you mother-effer

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 51:50


    Even the PoPo can't stop this week's episode as Adam and Leanne have a brush with the law! It's not just the local constabulary that are after them - tune in to find out why Adam's in trouble with the Facebook police too! Food, food, glorious food and fun in the snow make their way into this week's highlights. Are Adam's jokes flipping good or just #fail? You decide! Ever wondered how doorstep surprises could go wrong? A funny tale will have your wondering no more! All this plus films, pancakes and a murder mystery... Don't worry, the police won't be after them for that one! For a fun night in and to help a good cause, check out gamesnight.macmillan.org.uk/ You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    Tea For Two Episode 41: Listenership

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2021 48:40


    Love is in the air on this week's episode as Adam and Leanne celebrate National Pizza Day... Oh, and it's almost Valentine's Day! The pair don their deerstalkers and magnifying glasses to finally uncover the case of the mystery cheese and also bring you a pizza exposé*! Frying pan jokes (yes, you read that correctly - frying pans), highlights, film chats and even a visit from their future selves wrap up another non-stop podcast. *It's a theory, not an exposé. We are not accusing anyone of anything. You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    Tea For Two Episode 40: I did a 4 hour tour round the harbour and got off 9 months later

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 60:06


    In this week's episode, Adam and Leanne celebrate Groundhog Day and are joined by elf, pirate, traveller and author, Nigel Laight to chat about his adventures across land and sea and his new venture writing novels. From outdoing The Proclaimers to dreams of becoming a cowboy, they talk all things walking, sailing, educating and shovelling snow. They find out about his unusual writing process and the stories that inspired parts of his books. As usual, expect prattle and pleasantries, highlights, lowlights, film reviews and an intro that will get stuck in your head for days! And in this week's episode, Adam and Leanne celebrate Groundhog Day! You can purchase Nigel's books on Amazon shorturl.at/stM69 & shorturl.at/hrsJ3 and follow him on Instagram - instagram.com/nigel_laight You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus And watch our funny Snow Queen video https://fb.watch/3pwk6sMhl9/

    Tea For Two Episode 39: Coronavir-arse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 48:38


    A musical theatre intro and some musical theatre anecdotes sandwich this week's episode of crazy chit chat as Adam and Leanne remain on the national naughty step of lockdown. Their questions from last week are answered, huzzar! They talk about their love of wrestling and wrestlers in film, Adam's clothing shopping spree (yay for sales!), walks in the park and Leanne's lockdown snack invention. Hopefully this week's themed jokes won't hit any bum notes and find out whether gravy or custard would be paired with a hypothetical mystery pie! PARTY BOWL! www.facebook.com/159249438104188/posts/681306089231851/ You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    Tea For Two Episode 38: Swug

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 56:51


    On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne talk about how they celebrated their lockdown anniversary with a cruelty-free at-home spa, vegan leather gifts and Leanne's military operation of serving Chinese takeaway. They also chat about Leanne's love of popcorn for National Popcorn Day and have many questions for the listeners - What's that tune? Do you remember this thing from the 90's? and HOW DO I TURN THE LAPTOP ON SILENT? They review a couple of films and a classic British TV show. All that and more - balloons, sausages and Alexa, oh my! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus To watch Clive the Crow's You've Got a Friend in Me video, click here https://fb.watch/36VR01QX4j/ For at-home spa products - shorturl.at/cxMV9 shorturl.at/AKS69 shorturl.at/fjwT8 And for popcorn making - https://bit.ly/3qswCDh

    Tea For Two Episode 37: Await the return of Lady Laverne

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 63:20


    On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne are joined by barber, vintage vinyl DJ, model, swing jive dance teacher and Drag Queen, Jivin' Jim Dandy! They chat about lockdown livestreams and being hunted down by the Facebook music police; owning a barbers during lockdown and a nude charity calendar; and the origins of his stage personas names and the drag culture of the 80's! Expect plenty of giggles and naughtiness! Leanne outs Adam's sleep talking with a very funny clip! And they touch on Veganuary again with lots of goodies to be bought in shops this month, as their fridge knows only too well! And the Mystery of the unexplained cheese continues... You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus Donations for Adam's sleep talking video can also be made there! Find out more about Jivin' Jim Dandy instagram.com/djjivinjimdandy / facebook.com/jivin.dandy, his barber shop instagram.com/themadhackerbarbershop and Lady Laverne Dandy instagram.com/lady_laverne_drag_queen A list of vegan chocolate substitutes can be found at www.instagram.com/p/CJnzho7lmSF/?igshid=3tu41q65m5jo or www.facebook.com/770164136390257/posts/4949150555158240/?d=n

    Tea For Two Episode 36: A plate of beige

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2021 46:37


    Happy New Year! While Hattie snoozes, Adam and Leanne return for the first episode of 2021 with pretty much the same shenanigans as last year! But even more shenaniganey. They chat about doorstep discos, party food dinners and the start of Veganuary. They play some of the hilarious, never-before-heard outtake footage from 2020 and have a New Years message to all of their listeners around the World. They also discuss some of their favourite films watched over the last week and have New Year's resolution jokes sent in by listeners. A chock-a-block episode of fun and laughter. Contains mild slang, like the B word! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus To see Adam's Father Christmas video that accompanies his Covid song, visit https://fb.watch/2RQQXIXoLn/ For the picture list of vegan products, go to https://www.facebook.com/100011351720038/posts/1478333392555037/?d=n or for more information on Veganuary, visit www.veganuary.com

    Tea For Two Episode 35: She giveth and she taketh away

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 48:41


    On the last podcast of 2020, Adam and Leanne talk about their hilarious festive adventures driving around the county on their doorstep visits, find out how Adam got a cheeky discount on his Christmas gifts and how one bottle of Jack Daniel's became three! They round up their 26-day film challenge with a run down and Leanne goes off on a Richard Curtis ramble! Lego, bows on doors, mini roundabouts, tea... Is there anything they don't ACTUALLY chat about?! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    Tea For Two Episode 34: Christmas BS

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 57:14


    Merry Christmas, listeners! Tune in to the Christmas edition of Tea for Two with Adam and Leanne. They review the festive films of the week, chat about everyone's favourite party food - the sausage roll and reminisce about when they met, 11 Christmases ago! Poddy the Elf returns for the last time with more joyous jollies and stay tuned for a unique twist on Jingle Bells from Father Christmas! Expect the usual shenanigans and nonsense too! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    Tea For Two Episode 33: 20% more festive this week

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 48:30


    Upon reflection, this week's episode might only be 18% more festive, but that leaves 82% rambling chitter chatter with your favourite festive podcasts hosts, Adam and Leanne. Find out how easy it was for them to hand out free stuff in the street this week! Adam tells a chocolate bar joke he instantly regrets so good job Poddy the elf returns with some more festive funnies. Discover which Christmas film they thought was so bad it's good! All this plus strange dreams, pizza palavers and a War of the Worlds nod to the pandemic. You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus . If you're local to East Sussex, UK, check out Sharnfold Farm's Farmyard Cinema where they're showing lots of festive movies. www.sharnfoldfarm.co.uk/farmyard-cinema

    Tea For Two Episode 32: A warm garlicky glow

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 47:05


    Don't be fooled by this week's podcast title, there's also a healthy dose of festive glow in the episode too as Adam and Leanne review the week's highs and lows with a double measure of Christmas spirit, fuelled by Christmas treats from Steph's Bakes! They celebrate Pretend to be a Time Traveller Day in the only way Adam knows how - lots of Back to the Future references! They discover who's been listening to them the most this year and hear from a listener with their own online ordering mishap. A week in to their December film challenge, the pair talk about their favourite festive features so far. And love him or hate him, Poddy the Elf is back! You can find us on social media - Facebook, Instagram or on our website . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us or look out for our messages area on Anchor (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar . For delicious sweet treats and savoury bakes visit Steph's Bakes on Facebook or Instagram!

    Tea For Two Episode 31: Merry Christmask!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 45:01


    Join Adam and Leanne for the first of their lightly festive episodes in the run up to Christmas. As the tier system comes into effect in the UK, Adam gives us the disc jockey run down, Pop Picker style! (It's a lot funnier than it sounds haha) They talk about their week's highlights from light-up masks to advent calendars, virtual light switch ons, Michael J Fox and even a doggie Birthday! They laugh about online ordering mishaps and are joined by a special festive guest for this week's jokes. Don't worry, film reviews are back! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus . Watch the Bromley virtual light switch on, hosted by Adam, here. Order your handmade face masks and Christmas gifts from Momma Apples here. And if you fancy following the Birthday girl on Instagram, you can do so here.

    Tea For Two Episode 30: Don't push your eyes out to impress girls

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 59:53


    On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne are joined by actor, producer and presenter, Peter Duncan, to talk all things Blue Peter - from outrageous stunts to his collection of Blue Peter badges! They chat about staging a panto in your backyard in preparation for his virtual pantomime - www.pantoonline.co.uk and things turn a bit philosophical talking about leaving the world a better place! The talk about Peter's varied career in the arts including his appearance in Flash Gordon and they also discuss the potential of bringing back Duncan Dares! As with all Tea For Two chats, expect lots of anecdotes, hilarity and as Peter calls it, "pontification" - great word! Adam and Leanne also share their unique talents for "Celebrate Your Unique Talent Day!" and Adam reminisces with some classic pantomime gags for this week's themed jokes! Listen out for Adam's most wordy intro to date! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus . For more information on Peter Duncan's online pantomime of Jack and the Beanstalk, visit pantoonline.co.uk . You can watch clips of his Duncan Dares and Flash Gordon scene on his website, heresoneimadeearlier.com Join Adam on Sunday 29th on Your Bromley's Facebook page for a live virtual Christmas Light Switch On! www.facebook.com/yourbromley

    Tea For Two Episode 29: Whispers in the wind

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 48:22


    On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne talk about lockdown 2.0, from doorstep gigs to non-essential shops. They chat about National Unfriend Day, the Cornetto Trilogy and an audition that went horribly wrong! They review TV shows and films, both great and not-so-great and Adam's jokes are back! Listen out for the special intro, written by listener, "Derek"! We want to hear your Blue Peter badge stories in preparation for next week's podcast, so get in touch! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions, stories or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus . To support Vie Portland's children's book venture, visit www.crowdfunder.co.uk/where-are-we-going-childrens-book

    Tea For Two Episode 28: Fronglais

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 59:07


    On this week's episode, Adam and Leanne continue their interview with Allo Allo's Arthur Bostrom, where they discuss his book, " Good Moaning France - Officer Crabtree's Fronch Phrose Berk", talk about fake news, fake Crabtree's and fake IMDb credits, funny cinema experiences, supporting local and independent businesses and the art of being silly! Also find out how Leanne lost the ability to read! Listen out for Adam's "Hello Hello" intro, Leanne's seductive cake recipe and a new advert for Father Christmas doorstep visits! And of course, film reviews and a good ol' natter! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus . For more information on Arthur Bostrom or his book, please visit arthurbostrom.com/good-moaning-france or facebook.com/goodmoaningfrance and watch his new YouTube videos at youtube.com/channel/UCPdg17sGUwbiToG2GHDFSlQ

    Tea For Two Episode 27: Good Moaning

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 59:15


    Join Adam and Leanne in another fun-filled episode of quips and babble as lockdown 2.0 looms ever closer, giving these out-of-work entertainers even more time to chat to their favourite performers. They're joined by actor and funny Fronchman, Arthur Bostrom for what will be a two week special! This week they chat about his introduction into the Allo Allo world as Officer Crabtree, what makes this iconic british comedy series so timeless, lockdown memes and the recipe to what makes sitcoms successful. Find out how his comedic cockiness got him in trouble with series creator, David Croft and discover just what Arthur thinks of Adam's Arnie impression! Expect the usual natter, film reviews and themed jokes paired with some very exciting news about one of our previous guests! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus . For more information on Arthur Bostrom or his book, please visit arthurbostrom.com/good-moaning-france or facebook.com/goodmoaningfrance . Adam's new YouTube Channel full of funny videos - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKHNoDocOU_mite58zK3Cjg

    Tea For two Episode 26: The Monster's Nuts

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 63:50


    Join Adam and Leanne for the freakishly fangtastic last instalment of their spooky-themed podcasts where they reminisce about their favourite Halloween gigs, review some films perfect to watch on Halloween and they read another bone-chilling real-life spooky story from a listener! They're joined by record-breaking sideshow stunt man, Johnny Strange to talk all things danger! Chainsaws, swords and bear traps, oh my! Find out how Adam's magical Halloween finale landed him in hospital! Expect themed jokes with nuts and the usual banter! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) For more information on Johnny Strange, visit www.johnnystrangesideshow.co.uk We don't have video footage of Adam's accident with Smash and Stab, but here's the most popular one online www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIqzfsfpMv0

    Tea For Two Episode 25: Podcastylvania

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 62:14


    Join Adam and Leanne for another devilishly delicious episode to celebrate spooky season! Leanne's back from filming away with feedback on Adam's solo podcast last week, find out what made her giggle the most! They talk about their highlights of the week and Leanne's musical guilty pleasure. This week's themed jokes will have you HOWLING with laughter and another real life spooky tale comes in from a listener. This week's guest is Steampunker and lady of many personas, Katie Boarman. She talks about her steampunk characters, being immortalised as a Hornby figurine, hand fasting and her Fantastical creations, not to forget Wizards and cake! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) For more information on Katie's fascinators, visit facebook.com/FantasticalFascinators Katie's Steampunk like page is https://www.facebook.com/KatieWardSteampunkPhotos/ For more information on Great Kenspectations, visit facebook.com/groups/157135971083452 Don't forget to get your Halloween face coverings from Momma Apples! instagram.com/themommaapples We'll be at The Hop Farm for fun, save children's entertainment during Halloween half term. More information at thehopfarm.co.uk/events/halloween-half-term-fun-at-the-farm

    Tea For Two Episode 24: Horrody

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 59:02


    Adam takes the podcast reigns on the second episode of this month's screamtastic Halloweenie specials while Leanne is off on top-secret filming adventures. Before she left, they were joined by music producer, studio owner and bassist extraordinaire, Lenny Bunn. They discuss everything from Halloween and Christmas jumpers to the music industry and asking the question, “What is success?” All that and some old man rants! Even though Leanne is away, you can still expect the usual film reviews, jokes and even a listener's true Spooky tale! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) . For more information on Lenny Bunn, visit www.lennybunn.uk or www.facebook.com/TheBunnburys

    Tea For Two Episode 23: Spoopy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 59:56


    Adam and Leanne welcome the start of spooky season with a frightfully fun episode of Tea for Two! They share their own spooky stories and review the tricks and treats on television, including a film so bad that it was good! Even this week's jokes have a ghostly theme... because the theme is ghosts! Don't be afraid - you can expect the usual nonsense and shenanigans too! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want)

    Tea For two Episode 22: Justin's got two big heavy leisure batteries

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2020 63:51


    On this week's podcast Adam and Leanne celebrate International Podcast Day! They're joined by vintage enthusiasts Kara and Justin where they talk about everything from classy wallpaper, car restoration and dancing in the street to rude vegetables, overpriced paint and dead teddybears! You can expect the usual ramblings, rants, film chat, highs and lows - eyes, bums and Covid tests, oh my! Adam even dusts off the piano to compose "Lizzie's Theme"! Another chock-a-block episode! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) . For more information on Kara and Justin, visit www.jeepjumpjive.co.uk and check out their Youtube channel for dancing videos! Here's our favourite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNuoH-jenCs

    Tea For Two Episode 21: Chabogie, Flaboogie!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2020 59:40


    On this week's episode, find out why Leanne is Adam's rant of the week, how a typo caused Leanne to buy the completely wrong thing at the shops and the real reason why their special guest, actor and crafter, Lizzie Goodridge, has started a YouTube channel... and it's not because she speaks fluent Alien! Expect the usual yackety-yak, wise cracks, film chats and more! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) . For more information on The Make Club, visit www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ2XGSA9c5CXWT6zKZsTgpg

    Tea For Two Episode 20: Me and you, you and me and us

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 52:23


    Adam and Leanne talk about weddings, photoshoots and actual real-life gigs, they discuss how Britain and America compare in talent shows, review an "under new management" antiques magazine and have a rant about their local MP. All of this sandwiched between jibber jabber, jokes, film chat and plenty of banter. You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) . For more information on Collector's Companion, visit www.thecollectorscompanion.co.uk Follow them on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter @theccmagazine . Adam's Salute to the 40s livestream will be at 11am on Saturday 19th over at facebook.com/Dockyard.Chatham

    Tea For Two Episode 19: RAWRGWAWGGR. Wookiee stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 66:47


    This week Adam and Leanne are joined by actor, performer, wookiee and body of Supreme Leader Snoke, Ross Sambridge, to talk about his experience in the Star Wars franchise and his perspective on life at over 7ft tall. As always, you can expect lots of banter, jokes, film reviews, highlights, rants and prattle & tattle in a jam-packed show (that run ever-so-slightly over Adam's 1 hour per episode rule!) - You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) - To contact Ross' agent - https://ohsosmall.com/actors/ross.html - For delicious cruelty-free dog treats, visit www.lincolnslunchbox.com - Adam's livestream on Sunday 13th September will be on www.facebook.com/loveofthevintage at 3:30pm

    Tea For Two Episode 18: Slurpy sex toilet

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2020 54:03


    Cake, live music and the first takeaway since before lockdown are all subjects of discussion this week. Adam and Leanne also talk about some great tv shows and a kick ass female-led film. On top of all that, Adam tells us a few "shocking" stories and a few "wet" jokes and Leanne speaks her mind on Disney+'s premier access. Tune in to hear what the next month has in store for this quirky pair! * Note - Does not actually contain a slurpy sex toilet! - You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) - - For delicious cake and snacks in Margate visit www.seasidecakeparlour.co.uk - Check out The Wandering Hearts on Spotify for some super cook UK Americana tunes https://open.spotify.com/artist/6E8ghf5EmMGSLx5yAjpMDl?si=1kwiURlKQYKzsjUsO8QpiQ - Catch Adam's latest comedy videos and memes at www.facebook.com/itsthefunnyfool - Leanne's retro "Beautiful Bottom" adventure will be on her Instagram www.instagram.com/rosyapples

    Tea For Two Episode 17: Lazy eyed chameleon

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2020 59:32


    Another jam-packed show of banter and chit chat as Adam and Leanne talk about pies, Amazon Prime and an actual real life gig! Tune in to hear how Adam gets on with this week's joke theme - dinosaurs. They're also joined by the super talented, singing pin up beauty, Kitten Von Mew to natter about the USO shows, pranks, a hilariously controversial pin up competition,  costumed neighbourhood walks and her love of vintage and steampunk. - You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) - Find more about Kitten at facebook.com/kittenvm or www.kittenvonmew.com and her steampunk creations at facebook.com/cogsmiths - Pies from www.youngvegans.co.uk

    Tea For Two Episode 16: Pretty fly for a white girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2020 59:55


    On this week's episode, Adam and Leanne talk about dancing in the rain, their super powers and their influence on last week's guest's new Tik Tok followers. They also chat about films and Adam's jokes are very cinematic! This week they are joined by old-school variety sensation, Natasha Harper, as they discuss lockdown, becoming a new Mum, growing up on stage and their upcoming livestream for Ramsey 1940's Weekend. All that with a “Golden” intro by Adam. - You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) - Natasha Harper can be found at facebook.com/Natasha-Harper-professional-singer-and-actress-116220255111267 and www.harperentertainment.co.uk - Don't forget to tune into the livestream on 23rd August 2020 on the Ramsey 1940s Weekend Facebook group, where you can see Natasha, Adam and Leanne performing. https://www.facebook.com/groups/115210545172557/

    Tea For Two Episode 15: The one where Adam says, "$#!T"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2020 61:24


    This week, Adam and Leanne chat to Tik Tok Queen, Georgia Fawcett, about princesses, panto, performing in the Middle East and of course, TikTok! Incidentally, TikTok is the listener-suggested theme of this week's jokes for Adam! Find out what the pair have been up to this week, their highlights and rants of the week and... Adam even rewrites the words to The Birdie Song! An hour of fun and witty witter! - You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) - Georgia can be found on TikTok.com/@georgiafawcett and on Instagram.com/georgiafawcett - And our epic gift box from our beautiful friends was from www.alittlesomethingforyou.co.uk - Use code “ash20” for a discount! - Our livestream on 23rd August will be on The Ramsey 1940's Weekend Facebook group www.facebook.com/groups/115210545172557

    Tea For Two Episode 14: Just birds

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 56:26


    Another fun-filled episode of Tea for Two with Adam and Leanne. No guest this week as the pair were due to start social-distanced performances in their children's theatre before the government paused indoor performances for another few weeks. So, just under an hour of banter and blather from your favourite couple! This week they talk about afternoon tea, their almost-return to work, films and tv shows, facts sent in by listeners, beans, ketchup and of course, Adam's jokes! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want)

    Tea For Two Episode 13: Pink horrible horrible

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2020 60:12


    A sad day, as War and Peace Revival week has arrived, but no show! But Adam and Leanne are still cheery and are joined by music mogul and the best stage manager around, Chris White. They talk about his incredible start behind the scenes in the music industry, how he's helped raise money for his local performance venues during lockdown and of course, War and Peace! Adam's themed jokes return! Huzaar! And the pair talk about what's Good (and not so good) on Netflix, the best burgers in the world and their Mums, as well as the usual blather! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Don't forget to tune in to www.facebook.com/WAPRVictoryMarquee for our War and Peace livestreams! Sadly, I can't find any links to metal band, Urethra Franklin! But, as promised, here's the Cradle of Filth video that Leanne was in back in 2009 www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEkPi0xx4jM

    Tea For Two Episode 12: Swears in vintage

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 62:34


    Adam and Leanne return for another episode of banter and random conversation as the UK lockdown continues to keep them at home! They're joined by songbird, Luna Nightingale, for a good chin wag over the phone to talk about her lockdown song recordings, her love for Michael Jackson, backstage boob shenanigans, her fight with fibromyalgia, vintage slang and even a name drop of a famous cousin! Of course expect all the usual TV reviews, highlights of their week and a good rant too! You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com, or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Luna Nightingale can be found at www.facebook.com/MissLunaNightingale www.instagram.com/missnightingalej www.twitter.com/swearsinvintage For more information on fibromyalgia, visit www.fmauk.org

    Tea For Two Episode 11: Howdy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 59:37


    In between a doorbell interruption and some background cameos from next door's dog and what sounds like dinner being made, Adam and Leanne chat about their highlights and rants of the week, their new listeners across the pond, film reviews and Adam's jokes. This week they are joined by Winston Churchill, George Formby and Tommy Cooper impersonator, Derek Herbert. You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) You can find more information on Derek Herbert at www.churchill-lookalike.co.uk, www.georgeformbytribute.co.uk or www.tommycoopertributeact.co.uk or for booking enquiries call Derek on +44 7802 805701

    Tea For Two Episode 10: In lockdown, no one can hear you chew

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 65:26


    Adam and Leanne are back for another episode of chit chat and banter featuring their highlights and rants of the week, film reviews and Adam's jokes. This week they are joined by retro singer and the other half of The Dulcettes, Victoria Bass. They talk about everything lockdown from pushups to sleep stories, livestreams and they even uncover Adam's dancing past! You can find us on social media www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus For more information on the Summer edition of Vintage World magazine, featuring an interview with Adam and Leanne written by Victoria Bass, visit www.facebook.com/VintageWorldMagazine You can find more information on Victoria, including her CDs at www.victoriabass.com

    Tea For Two Episode 9: Waffles are the poor man's potato

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2020 55:06


    This week's episode is a whole 55 minutes of Adam and Leanne! (Friend of the Week was unavailable due to unforeseen circumstances) So expect the usual banter and chit chat from your favourite out-of-work entertaining couple. The regular segments of film reviews, jokes and weekly highlights return alongside a brand new segment! You can find us on social media www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples and www.facebook.com/itsthefunnyfool Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus

    Tea For Two Episode 8: Coronacoaster (Aka The Coronaroaster!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 79:58


    On this week's extra long, special episode Adam and Leanne talk to West End star, Cassidy Janson! They discuss her wonderful career so far in musical theatre (including her Olivier Award nomination!), the future of the UK theatre industry and of course, lockdown! As always, you can expect Adam and Leanne's regular chit chat about their week and Adam's Jokes of the Week! You can find us on social media www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus You can find all things Cassidy at www.cassidyjanson.com

    Tea For Two Episode 7: Shut your face, put a mask on

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2020 60:46


    Adam and Leanne discuss another week of lockdown, an unconventional Birthday afternoon tea, wearing masks in public areas and of course, what they've been watching (and playing!) and Jokes of The Week. They call Queen of Livestreams, retro singer Miss Holiday Swing, to talk about her lockdown and her long career on the vintage scene. You can find us on social media www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com Miss Holiday Swing - On Facebook and Instagram @missholidayswing and www.missholidayswing.co.uk Momma Apples masks - instagram.com/themommaapples

    Tea For Two Episode 6: Seamen, everywhere

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 56:38


    As lockdown continues, Adam and Leanne look back on their week at home! Featuring film and TV reviews, Jokes of the Week and lots of banter. This week they're joined by A British War Dance author, Lee Willmore. Contains adult themes. You can find us on social media www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com Lee Wiillmore - A British War Dance https://www.facebook.com/leewillmoreauthor

    Tea For Two Episode 5: Mate, get your own podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2020 61:56


    A tad later than scheduled to honour Black Out Tuesday. To financially help Black Lives Matter for free, please visit https://youtu.be/bCgLa25fDHM where advertising revenue will be donated to associations supporting the cause. Thank you. Recorded a week prior to publishing, Adam and Leanne talk dentists, films, jokes, tea and a lot of nonsense in between. This week's guest is 60's singing sensation, Miss Peggy Rose. You can find us on social media www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at keepcalmbookus@gmail.com Miss Peggy Rose - @peggyrosesings on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter and Tick Tock TV for the kids www.youtube.com/channel/UCW1L9-_8wUDJfno9P7gHIwA

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