Tell Me About Your Day

Cheeseburgers, Ramen vs Pho, High end dining, steaks, Japanese milk bread, Wagon train cookie, Orange is the New Black, Beef Tongue, Foie Gras, Grumpy dog, Cabin camping, Liz lemon the dog, friendships, coping with stress and anxiety, getting kicked out of my own show, Gary Indiana, The Presidential Debates and much more!

The dream bison farm, The Horse Property, Planning, The Tiger, Hailey finds a foot, International waters self defense, David Choe, Mt Everest, Green Boots, House of Leaves, Ready Player One, The Walking Dead, The Abattoir, and more!

My everything hurts, Read-a-thon, The Tiger (Book), Lone Survivor (Book), Marcus Luttrell, John Wick and more!

Brock on the move, new sitting law, The Spins Bar, First week of college, club carbon, working your way downtown, Fur coat dance pole, drink tolerances, Brock’s insane schedules, waiting to play, Brock’s blind setlist, tornado relief show, Brock’s best worst gig, denim dan and more!

Vintage Tie, Guest Tyler, Pranks, Making belly oatmeal, experimenting in college, Chicago Update, college books, Tyler’s saga, hog howl plane ride, the state of air conditioning and more!

Collapsing bed, back stage, peacock, crushed by buildings, cat stories, puppy overnight, urinals, Gus Johnson, minor accident, survival in the wilderness, hydraulic press channel, peanut butter falcon, Willy Wonka, underwater scooter, asthma, guest interviews, best tom hanks movies, interstellar, best pies, apex legends, get kicked for time by anchor app and a final word by yours truly. This podcast wouldn’t be itself without some technical difficulties.

Jess walks through a swamp, Smokemon (song), Joaquin Phoenix, Whats in the box!?, stickers, shark tank pitches, Gater-Nader, David goes to a movie, Slacker, Jacques Pepin The Apprentice, Fortnite vs Apple, Red Dead Redemption broken by Devs, Windex, Lavender, 3 Doors Down, Little Richard the Squirrel, Choke Jake, Steve-O, Final thoughts and more!

Stimulating conversation, computer problems, fiber internet, Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes (game), TikTok, Taco Bell, Jacques Pepin, boarding school, STEM education, JROTC, Marines pins, David bite, Werner Herzog, Jessica’s Birthday, dog parks, The Oregon Trail, shoes, The Hell (band) and more!

Sad Disney, Cheese burgers with Epic sauce, sitting in gum, dick pillow, dad?, ghost team (film), Tech Hearings in DC, rain jacket, fake homelessness, only fans scam, superman 3, glamping, second stimulus, vote for Jezebel, Willy Wonka, Fuck Uncle Joe, and so much more!

Unedited* I got distracted, Jess finds what she needs, patagonia jackets, double sided dildo david, The Green Door, Dog politics, David’s eBay Funko POP, Sail competition, The Meat Hook (butcher), Come again?, Cheese stick debate, Prune fingers, boba tea, broken monitors, carriage ride ASMR, reception desks, David the Platypus, Chester Cheetah, amazon reviews, boosted electric scooter, KAZOOcon, Trickle Down Economics, Fuck you money, Chicago Italian Pizza, and more! Wanna be on our podcast? Send us an email: fioffpodcast@gmail.com

Unedited* David sleeps in, The Fell of Dark, The Rest of Us Just Live here, Roerig, The Golden Girls, Taco Bell, No Mans Sky, David Eats chicken wings, Bad ASMR, Sun Chips, Tick in the bed, Futurama, Chemistry of Fireworks, Octane is MORE DANGEROUS the Caustic inside Bunker - Apex Legends, The Whitest Kids U Know, Black Friday Roomba, Mission Impossible Hack, and much more!

Unedited* Playing adult, Neil Diamond, The Book of Magic, The Elephant Slap, Tenacious D, South Park, Lady Liberty, Iceberg Slim The Pimp, Tom Hardy and the King of Gypsies, Heath Ledger and Tom Waits, APEX Legends, Huskies, Silver Labs, Uber Eats and much more!

Unedited. Brock’s corona saga, Eurovision (film), Bam Margera, Tony Hawk, New PlayStation, CyberPunk 2077 (game), Tesla Cyber Truck, Music Genre Charts, P.T. Barnum (a horrible human being), Django Unchained (film), Robert Rodriguez, Parasite (film), The Platform (film), Ghislaine Maxwell (also a deplorable human being), Book pitches and so much more!

Unedited*, boosted rev electric scooter, headphones, Benny and the jets, one wheel, eliminated, sweaty genitals, toilet paper, zoomers, trump rally, police, Berlin (club), Mary the bus driver, Static-X, American Head Charge, Lars Ulrich has the most punchable face in music, and so much more!

Unedited* Failure to start, Lady Liberty, The Witcher, Thank you Juan Ramierz (aka Jeremy Frisch), Eye shot out by teargas, police training, private security, Alex legends, Trump Twitter, David toots, and much more!

And we are back! unedited with plenty of problems. Shirts off, A week off, podcast self deprecation, Guadalcanal, Start over, Juan Ramirez, The Matrix, Archer, Spaghettification, David gets sucked into the matrix, Brock DJ battle, Robocop, Baba Booey, House of Leaves, Influenza, China travel, Malort Nipples, Kimchi, Helen Keller vs Anne Frank, Zimmerman mix up, eating live squid, David hates everything, Fireball whiskey, Tom Morello, and so much more!

(Unedited) Pizza dough, Podcast archives with the robot, no mans sky (game), air pods, George Floyd, Christian Cooper, APEX legends (game), Back to work, sleep overs, nipplegate, noodle nose, Jes with one “S”, the zip up, Teeth (movie) and more! Stay safe out there!

Unedited* Robot has to poop, House of Leaves (book), Hostage situation break, David the hacker, Fallout 4 (game), The Belly Button Gang, Snowrunner (game), The Lion King (game), Who Wants to be a Millionaire (game), The Oregon Trail (game), Tamagotchi, Body waxing, Bidets, maraschino cherries, stolen food, compacted bowel movements, stomach pumps, and so much more!

Unedited*, dogs, David’s trip to the outdoors, panic attacks, David’s blood loss, Wart Biters, Horse abbess, Legally Blonde, Pineapples, House of Leaves, Podcast discussion, Harry Potter, Ready Player One, and more!

(unedited) Sleepy David misses the show, Jessica on the move, Karen’s, Free Ballin, Jim Morrison, Robot joins, Finding Dori, Horse abscesses, Lump scratcher, Flushing the wound, (technical issue) and we are back, skins, burns, and much more. Stay safe and enjoy.

(Unedited) PPP loans, horrible banks, masks, rainbow milk gelatin cake, Campari new design, bread and pizza, furloughs, AirPods, Artie Lange, foot door openers, Jess’s new booking, volume in pudding packs, Willetts (Bourbon), Snow Runner (game), PTO payouts, Booze, David’s words of wisdom, and much more!

(Unedited) We Are Back! Poops, Zack Galifianakis, long names, one wheel, unicycles, Birds of Prey (film), Trolls World Tour (film), The Hunt (film), AirPods, Jess’s bus saga, Stranded Deep (game), Mario Kart (game), Control (game), Asserting your dominance, and much more! Welcome back and enjoy! Stay safe out there.

We are back and Unedited! Turkey drowning, David’s dead, Target policies, tornados, David tries to FaceTime, smoothie king, burgers, shots, robot joins, more shots, Maui Jim, Vinylize glasses, Chris’s grammar issues, School Furniture, David’s tooth, Fortnite, Sunburns, Funny weather, Facial Hair, Harry Potter, Pachouli oil nightmares, Pork Processing, Bon Appetit, Wontons, David’s vote and more! Enjoy and stay safe!

Unedited* slow start, USA USA, Jess bails on me, alone with my thoughts, David has technical issues, forced socialism, alcohol, the sickness, disturbed, David’s exercise regimens, covid-19 testing, cracker discussion, stimulus plan, worldwide cases, covid babies, hover boards, unexpected last minute guest and more!

(Unedited) corona virus, shopping with nothing to buy, drunk in San Fran, bunker people, gaming (apex legends, titan fall, metro), Jessica joins, Slav squat, runners, top three gripes about cyclists, Mrs Doubtfire (movie and musical), hot dogs, politics, Phillip seymore Hoffman, gone in 60 seconds, Kevin Smith, and so much more! Stay safe out there!

(Unedited and obscene) the hiccups, corona virus, double stuffed Oreos, tech issues and new link, horror hound convention, robot joins, dogs sorted by color, [spoilers] Dr Sleep (book and film), jessica drops in, Harvey Weinstein, Cory Feldman, Irish Parade, used condoms, dead dog jokes and much more.

(Unedited but full of complications) Corona Virus, shaving a beard, Chris talks into the void, (dropped call), Brock with a CB radio, bumper stickers, pranks, Willow Smith, Rudy (movie), kids sports, Adam Sandler, Shaq, Kevin Heart, What the Fit, Ryan Reynolds & Hugh Jackman feud, Guy Fieri (Ramsay), May flies & June Bugs, leap year, daylight savings time, smoking bans, and more!

Unedited* smash mouth bread disaster, mystery men (movie), corona virus, sonic the hedgehog (movie + spoilers), Jim Carey, liz drops in, matching cheese cycles, David typing, apex legends, Jessica drops in, sink cheese, rich white kids, sneeze climax, the 300 (a tale of ethnic cleansing), durian fruit, Oreos, Dairy Queen, kayak escape plan, distraction cat, hole in the wall Airbnb, inception, the future, politics, Harry Potter (as told by Chris) and more!

(Unedited) Real nasty opening, being bit by David, taste bite, liz and Jess, pet pictures, ring lights, David’s new microphone, eye exams, the good place, A Taste of Honesty, Chicago trip, food, wndr museum, garfield conservatory, field museum, Tsavo Man eater lions, 50 cent bullet tongue, bird is the word, Wisconsin dells, flowers, Chicago part 2, wrigleyville, Chicago dogs, and more!

Unedited but still no lack of technical issues. Jobs, ice cream, Chicago weather, Obama, Comedians in Cars getting Coffee, taking back the people’s wifi password, The Hunt (movie), Rich people, the news, Brock’s dance, Jesus Fresco, Club fire alarm, fog machine failures, school sports, women’s sports compensation, Dinny Skip, Lorde, Sound check songs, Beck, and more!

(Unedited) So many open tabs, Legends of the Hidden Temple (TV Series), Jess has a technical hiccup, Netflix allows you to turn off auto-play feature, Prisoner friendly tablets, death penalty, David goes deep, firearms, olympians, hit in the head, mall ninja shit, final meals, Mitt Romney speech, DNC mess, David’s final thoughts, and so much more.

Edited for the first time in a long time. Now with more laugh track! Trying new things, stepping in poop, The Return of Obra Dinn (game), What I learned about my body, Jesus Rolls (series), 69 niiice, safari vs chrome, NERD ALERT, China & Wuhan, high stress situations, CALL GETS DROPPED, WTF happened, creepy disembodied Animoji head, puppy talk, and much more!

Travel, people in airports rant, the bitten finger saga, nasty bites, antibiotics, David gets caught playing games, horribly inappropriate jokes, Firewatch (game), and more!

Brock on the move (now with more delay!), eating ASMR continued, fast cars, cyber punk, fire watch, play date handheld, the Witcher, man in the high castle, China trips, house series, Jim Morrison, twitch kids, taal volcano, freedom vs the current state of things, David gives a speech, and so much more!

Inspirational words, manufacturing, state of the world, Iran vs Dorito, and more general shenanigans.

First episode of the new year! ASMR sad sandwiches time. David uses his super power, we talk shitty politics, red lining racism, and other shenanigans along the way.

Ohhhhh so many problem. We trusted you Anchor common! Well we added the not one, but 4 times failed starts for your enjoyment.

Unedited but full of a ton of technical issues for your listening pleasure.

Unedited | Pranks, politics, and more. Strap in folks, this ones gonna be a roller coaster.

Unedited, Brock on the move, Mongolia, Tesla’s, self driving cars, the future, and more

We are back! Unedited. Discussion of nnew podcast idea!

Unedited, Brock on the go, Mary Poppins comparison, plenty of technical issues, robot family story time sing along, the difference between jars, bottles, and tubs, almost pooping ones own pants, The Light House (movie) hype, and a whole lot more nonsense. Enjoy!

Unedited. More recording issues, monicals pizza, dog cookies, David and chris alone with our thoughts, shooting in Chicago and more...

Unedited Oregon trail, Sick David & Jess, running out of gas, Blink Cincinnati, and more...

Unedited. The “Yes” show, Hot food, Popcorn Sutton, moonshiners, we run a space program, the dyatlov pass, and more...

Unedited for your pleasure. Red dead redemption, Euthanasia Coaster, cellular service and more

Unedited. A head full of Ghosts (book), politics, camping trips, and more!

Robot wedding extravaganza special! 10mins of complete boozy nonsense. Congrats robot and robo-wife. Enjoy!

Unedited. Robot wedding, 9/11, space, telescopes, hermit living, Alaska and more

We are back after a week off due to technical issues with the host app. Unedited for your pleasure.

Complete unedited dumpster fire.