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In these comedy radio interviews he discusses his involvement in some of the most interesting and bizarre events in history...


    • Aug 29, 2015 LATEST EPISODE
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    Gaslighters

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2015 43:54


    What's behind the curtain? Rupert Murdoch, Alan Sugar, Buck Rogers, Rat pies and Foreskins

    Bring Back Mercia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2015 34:05


    Lurking Left-wing Scrumpers, Cliff's humiliating first summer holiday, accidental cock squeezing, ripping down the wallpaper and finding hammers up the harris

    Hollow Full Of Head / A Head Full Of Hollow

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2015 41:37


    In bed with Aleister Crowley... clacking clackers... leathery balls... stem cell testing on Dickie Davis...

    I Am Cuthbert!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2015 53:31


    Dogs and dark forces... Westminster peadophiles... Pills, thrills and Leon Brittan's lapels

    Cup Of Tea Mum / Touching The Periphery

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2014 46:02


    Haggis mocking and Scottish Stockholm syndrome, Cameron's Savile Row sentinels... plus Ronnie and Reggie Kray discuss periphery touching

    These Fings Take Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2014 47:40


    Ballooning with Stephen Fry, digging holes with Omar Sharif, showering with Nigel Farage, beheading with the Borgias and much, much more

    I'm Glad Im Not You day

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2014 49:35


    Pickled testicles, wastes of spaces, Holly Willoughby, exposed flesh, Andy Warhol, breakdancing and avoiding the madness

    First of the Gang to Die

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2014 48:46


    The sartorial shortcomings of Hare Krishna. Taking a fence with Warwick Davis and Kenny Baker, going on about Star Wars and the Krays cutting up Eastenders

    Diggin in the dirt for spuds - East Meets West Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2014 47:04


    The Colonel and Sage return with Heather Mills' missing leg, Farage, Judo, sexual malformities, one finger techniques, kippers, the late Bob Hoskins and Moses

    Burn Your Credit card For Fuel

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2014 41:58


    The secret crimes of David Hasselhoff, health and safety tips for Neil Young, the shady history of David Cameron's ancestors and the Colonel's bladder problems

    The Genius of the Crowd

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2014 39:22


    The Colonel, Sage and Ronnie return with the first new episode of 2014 - metaphoric kipper ties, Showaddywaddy, the true story of the Titanic and Sage's disreputable mother all on the table of discussion today

    Wongaland

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2013 39:13


    The Colonel, Sage and Ronnie mull over the issues of the day including Broadmoor games with Peter Sutcliffe, wrestling with Richard Harris and weapons of mass destruction

    Elevenses, Wet Wallies and Lobbyists

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2013 49:01


    The colonel and Sage discuss the working classes, leaky Tories, World War buggery and the insightful proclamations of the cook Jamie Oliver

    The Loon Goon-Paddy Power, Let Them Eat Smash!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2013 36:05


    The Colonel and Sage return with the Loon Goon in the studio - an Irish revolutionary who witnessed Theresa May boiling immigrant children cackling with a salivating Eric Pickles sat at the table waiting for his din dins

    Used Prophylactics in The Punch Bowl

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2013 37:56


    Fun and games with the Colonel and Sage

    Rasta don't work for no CIA

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2013 42:26


    But uncle Thomas Does!

    Slip Em a Fiver And Ask Em To Do a Favour

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2013 35:55


    Slip Em a Fiver And Ask Em To Do a Favour

    Who Shot the Red Baron?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2013 36:27


    The strange disappearance of the Colonel's wife, The Parker pen thermometer, The Red Baron and tight pockets

    Whistle Your Way To The top!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2013 36:15


    Wow, the Colonel and Sage return, Scottish bottoms, David Icke and Wogan's elbows, burning Volkswagens, padeophile Priests and Roger Whittaker

    The Mud Men of the Fjords

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2013 42:10


    Etheral nature of existence, teddy boys, powdered milk, fish farming, mud men and also some spunk

    Who put the B.O. in Bohemia

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2013 41:25


    Zionists, cockney mars bars, limericks and guess the smell with The King of the Bohemians - Iron Foot Jack

    Macabre Machinations

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2013 41:15


    Lonnie Donegan's baton, chocolatiering fat bastards, strange DIY, Litvinenko and the Scientologists, what happens under the arches in Vauxhall...

    The World is an Elitist Swag Bag

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2012 40:45


    Getting rid of prostitutes, necrophilia, Barack Obama, General Custer, Robbie Williams and much much more

    The Maiden Tribute of Modern Babylon!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2012 40:08


    New episode with the Colonel, Sage and the team... Turkish baths, Jimmy Savile Row, Thatcher's sweet shop and Nobby the fisherman

    Grappling Grabs trade secrets and Royal Rumbles

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2012 38:22


    Colonel and Sage discuss the burning issues of the day including James Bond, Royal tits, compassionate robocops, brain draining and the grab, the grab

    Egging The Omelette

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2012 46:41


    The Colonel and Sage are back back back with a new series... itchy bottoms... Boris the cyclist... Lord Coe... but is it art?

    We Didn't Start The Fire! But You Have To Start The Fire If You Want To make A Change!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2012 36:14


    Last in the series... What happened to Prince Philip's testicles during the Jubilee?... The Colonel gets in trouble with the Royals...

    Pull Your Socks Up and Sort Yourselves Out!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2012 34:16


    Thumbs up with the Fonz, Louis Walsh and sexual health, Pam Ayres, gay ebay, boiling piss, colour, light and stabbing in the dark

    A Right Fry Up - We're All Out Of Our Brains Or At Least My Friends Are!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2012 33:11


    Who killed Rober Kennedy? Who is God's dentist? And this summer's narcotic Olympics

    One Hundred And Fifty Not Out and He Still Has His Pads On!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2012 39:33


    Party time for Sage and the Colonel... Doing business with dwarves, Brando's favourite biscuits and Ron shifts a paradigm with a knife.

    Suck It And See!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2012 35:36


    Episode 149 with Sage and the Colonel - How do you do what you do to me? Suck it and see!

    The Tewenty Seven Club. Lightweights only

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2012 33:33


    Swinging England, Brian Jones and the otherlightweights, David Walliams in the Thames, redheads and the Royals, Cheggers in the trenches

    Hung Up On Meat Hooks (don't do me like that!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2012 35:26


    Crabtree and Sage return with a new series! A journey into the darkness... Georgie Fame, Water Buffalo, homeless people, Rita Marley, ginormous erections, the Hallal pill crusade

    Woggle Madness and Clutch Problems

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2012 34:51


    Pre series special - Woggle Madness and Clutch Problems

    Great Expectations

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2012 34:51


    Who is the Colonel's famous long lost great grandchild? Are Terry's better than Dirk's? What did Crabtree do to Mrs Haversham? Last in the series

    Ayahuasca and Other Such Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2012 38:36


    Psychedelic exploring... up the Amazon in a dress... coming serpents... Claire Sweeney salivating in Jack boots... on being Anne Frank one evening 1945, with just her sister at her side... the horror! the horror!

    A fluffy revolution

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2012 41:19


    Experimenting with polar bears, cous cous, Mick McCarthy, revolution

    Stop the clocks I want to get off - Mid series special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2011 46:38


    Christmas Special - Ebony and Ivory all in it together

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2011 46:25


    Festive fun with the Colonel's Christmas Special - Ebony and Ivory all in it together... doing it for the kids

    Crumbs of Crowley

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2011 37:48


    The Colonel recounts time spent with Aleister Crowley. The dark arts, ducks, leather pants, Mike Yarwood and other satantic stuff and nonsense

    Murder Without Conviction

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2011 41:48


    We discover various high profile 'indiscretions' by the Colonel that links him with some of the most historical assissinationsof the 20th Century. In addition, a Scotsman is unfortunate.

    Falling over with Miranda

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2011 37:05


    Twisting with Sage and the Colonel... The despicably evil plan of the great inventor Otis Van Strapon, involving Miranda Hart and falling over. The Chinese, Stacia Blake and Liptons Tea??

    You do the fighting, I'll do the talking

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2011 35:37


    Rantsville - Archbishops, big society, the French, David Cameron the shit... the Colonel gets a bit wound up with them all

    The fly killer runs a mock

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2011 35:54


    Who are we? Blaming the wife, getting conned by the YMCA, Ku Klux Klan, inspecting hard drives and fisticuffs with the Angel Gabriel

    Mein Cucumbers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2011 41:06


    This week Eva Peron, Muslim knock knock jokes, toffs and cultivating cucumbers

    The art of seduction

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2011 34:18


    New Series! Sleeping with mothers. Standing and delivering. Anyone for tennis, diving or pool? And getting throttled by the Krays

    Land of Hope and Gory

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2011 43:29


    I predict a riot... Series special with the Colonel, Ronnie Kray and the rest. Arse, skinheads, flagpoles, riots and looting gobstoppers. How to get a job at the BBC and how to hire a chimney sweep. At the end of the day, give them six of the best and have a cup of tea.

    Episode Special - Hollywood Conspiracy with Wigs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2011 40:38


    The Madame Tassaud's Scandal, the Colonel's role in the killing of Osama Bin Laden… what really goes on in the Playboy mansion. The joy of auto asphyxiation. How to make porridge… and how Ted Rogers helped out Al Qaeda

    Suffragette Transparency

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2011 37:59


    Hello Sailor! Been caught stealing... Compromising photographs of Prince Philip... did she jump or was she pushed? Getting it out in the open... Last in the series

    Food and oil issues

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2011 35:05


    Starting from the bottom up with Ronald McDonald... who killed Victor Hugo? Sexual harassement in the trenches

    Tales from Berlin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2011 37:20


    The buggerer's buggerer, the trench wench, Ken Dodd's feather duster, Dr Who is compromised, dealing with the youth and being unkind to Israelis and who the hell's Max Miller?

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