Willie B's Stupid Stories

Colorado is now using speed cameras that Fast Drivers are going to hate

Man had to call cops after he broke into an abandoned Prison, then got stuck.

Man stabs another man with a Machette, then drives him to the hospital

Man Calls 911 after finding out there's no Sex in the Champaign Room

Police pull over a fellow Officer with Fake License Plate: ChaseM3

Denver is looking for ways to make Downtown Safer.  Open until 4 and Narcan Vending Machines might be the trick

AI is now Blackmailing Engineers who want to update or turn off the system.

Man on Meth jumps off a bridge because he was Double Dog Dared.

Lawyer is running around naked, Claiming he is Superman!

Woman Assaults Her Wife, by Shoving Nachos Down Her Pants

Police Pull over a Woman.  The Raccoon in her backseat started smoking a meth pipe.

A Gorilla in a Zoo started throwing Rocks at Zoo visitors

Woman opens up a can of Tuna in the middle of a Broadway Play.  The Crowd was not happy about it.

Man has to get Rescued off of Mt Fuji.  He returns 2 Days letter to pick up his phone and gets stuck again.

A postal worker was fired for taking some shots at a party along her delivery route

Homeless man wins 17 Million Dollar Lottery; Woman steals it all and then kills him.

Man gets attacked on an Arizona street; gets his eye popped out.

19 Year old man calls in Bomb Threat when his Girlfriend and Family went on a Cruise without him. 

A Woman Married a River 2 Years Back.  Here's how her Relationship is going.

2 Dogs ate their owners toes after he died.  They threw them up, and a woman tried to sell the toes.

Police ask naked man walking on highway what he's up to.  He says "going to get some pants"

China is now installing Escalators to the tops of Mountains.  

Russian Women are now Marrying Soldiers, so they can collect money when the men die in Combat.

Someone stole $350,000 Worth of meats.  And you may not be chatting with a model on OnlyFans

8 Month Pregnant Woman robs banks while her husband waits out side unknowingly.  

Philadelphia suburb paints the street lines super wavy to deter speeding

Man gets a kidney Transplant.  Ends up dying from Rabies because of the Transplant.

Couple has to go to the Hospital after man gets his fist stuck in his woman's mouth.

Family gets busted for driving cross country with the kids in the back of a U-Haul.

High school Teacher has a sex party with her 13 year old students, while they worse Scream masks.

A Boston Parking Space is selling for $750,000

Man pulls a gun and shoots off rounds because the Karaoke Machine is broken

Someone is trying to sell a Michael Jordan Shaped Cheeto!

Criminals Set up a Photoshoot so they could steal the Photographers Equipment.

A TicToker accidentally put Nail Glue in her eyes, thinking it was Visene.  Doctors are saying it's quite common.

Man wrecks his car on the highway.  Then strips naked, and walks off.

Michigan Police get a ton of Calls after a Taxidermist drives around with a Dead Giraffe in his truck.

Diesel is now selling new Jeans that shows off Plumbers Crack

2 Denver Strip clubs were stealing Dancers Tips.  Now they're paying them back.

Man Wins $50K at the Casino.  Casino doesn't have to pay because man put himself on a Banned Gamblers List.

Man ends his own High Speed Pursuit because the Police Chasing him were too good.

A Restaurant named Chubby Chicks is getting bullied by their neighbors.

Two Greeley Men Get Busted for trying to Shoot Drugs into a Prison with a T-Shirt Cannon

Post Malone left a $2,000 Tip, but the Square Terminal will only allow a $200 Tip.

Woman stabs her Boyfriend in the neck over a dispute for Wedding Venues

Man shoots his friend after he says he can dodge bullets

Someone broke into a mall, just to steal some uncooked Cinnabon Dough 

Woman gets arrested for sending Fart Videos to her BF's Ex.

Gym Teacher was so drunk, he maxed out the Breathalyzer. 

8 out of 10 Men think they will get an AI girlfriend in the Future

Star Bucks Working In Alabama gets attacked by a Monkey.  Also, you can own a Monkey in Alabama.