Willie B's Stupid Stories

Woman busted for speeding, on her way to Little Caesars before it closes...  in 12 hours.

It's that time of year when the Iguanas are falling out of trees.

Is that a Powertool in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Another monkey has gotten loose.  This time in a Spirit Halloween store.

Man falls asleep after making a Booty Call.  Woman shows up, and burns down his house.

Woman shot a man because he honked when she didn't "Go" at the Green Light.

Thieves broke in to the Louvre and Stole some old Jewelry.

Phoenix Authorities are urging people to "Stop Licking Toads"

Woman buys a Knife at Marshalls to stab a woman who was taking too long

Man gets arrested for doing a Drive By Cheese-Burgering

Be on the lookout for some Salsa hitting the Black market

Man gets in a fight with two guys over a Netflix Prank

Woman driving the Wrong way on the Highway claims her husband was driving.  He wasn't even in the Car.

An MnM's employee was stealing millions from the company.

Chinese Couple got a Divorce because they couldn't agree on a name of the baby

A Man in an Ice Cream Outift, handed out Ice Cream at the top of a 14'er.  

The Serial Butt Sniffer has been caught sniffing butts again

Man gets busted on his way to Burning Man with ALL the drugs.

Man keeps ordering and returning 110 Pound Anvils from Amazon, and will do so until someone does something.

Woman Sues her former employer because she didn't have to do anything; still got paid.

Woman accidentally ejects from an F-15, while still on the ground.

Some kids stole a Train, and managed to derail it.

Electric Cars may make you more carsick than Gas Cars.

Woman went to Vegas for 2 Weeks, left her son with 7 Dogs, and a pile of Dog Poop.

People keep throwing Green Dildos onto the Court at WNBA Games.

Man fills his small plane up with Moose Meat, attaches Antlers to the Wing...  Crashes.

AI Program that was helping write a program, deletes the whole thing.  5 Months of work trashed.

Stampede broke out after a Beyonce Concert, due to a Bug Sighting

Woman slept with a Bunch of Monks, then Blackmailed them over their Celibacy vows. 

Did you know Walmart Sells Sex Toys?  This guy shop lifted a bunch of them.

Identical Twin takes the fall after sister kills 2 in Amish Buggy Wreck

Woman was getting hundreds of Amazon Returns from a Chinese company

Bathroom Camping:  When you just need a few minutes to yourself.

Man gets Super Speeding ticket 2 minutes after law went into effect

Man dressed in Scooby Doo costume robs a Convenience Store

Family is upset that Dead Woman left all her stuff to a Gigolo.

Colorado is now using speed cameras that Fast Drivers are going to hate

Man had to call cops after he broke into an abandoned Prison, then got stuck.

Man stabs another man with a Machette, then drives him to the hospital

Man Calls 911 after finding out there's no Sex in the Champaign Room

Police pull over a fellow Officer with Fake License Plate: ChaseM3

Denver is looking for ways to make Downtown Safer.  Open until 4 and Narcan Vending Machines might be the trick

AI is now Blackmailing Engineers who want to update or turn off the system.

Man on Meth jumps off a bridge because he was Double Dog Dared.

Lawyer is running around naked, Claiming he is Superman!

Woman Assaults Her Wife, by Shoving Nachos Down Her Pants

Police Pull over a Woman.  The Raccoon in her backseat started smoking a meth pipe.

A Gorilla in a Zoo started throwing Rocks at Zoo visitors

Woman opens up a can of Tuna in the middle of a Broadway Play.  The Crowd was not happy about it.

Man has to get Rescued off of Mt Fuji.  He returns 2 Days letter to pick up his phone and gets stuck again.

A postal worker was fired for taking some shots at a party along her delivery route