Stupid? You're so Stupid. It's Willie B's Stupid Stories.

Man with 4 Amputations is a Corn hole champion, and he shot his buddy while drivingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets a DUI on an Electric UnicycleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman kills her husband, then writes a kids book about Dealing with Grief.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the leading UFO researchers has gone missing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A suggestion for all Door Dash Drivers - Don't let Larry take the bag of food.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guy is looking at 90 years in Jail after stealing cards using taco seasoning mix to fool the self check out scannersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mom threw a party, and slept with her 16 Year Old Son's Friend. Then she called Doordash to drop off some Plan BSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man was caught Spooning with some Roadkill. Was later found with Roadkill Fur all over him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man hacks into Delivery System to steal a Semi Truck full of Crab Legs, Cologne, and Blueberries.

A man got arrested for mooning a group of teenagers

Officer Spots a Bike Thief, jumps in the back of a Ford Truck and Catches him

Man gets violent because woman wouldn't give him a PepsI

This Summer's Monster Fest will be Greeley's Last Monster Fest

Man takes off his Ankle Monitor, and sticks it to a dog in his neighborhood

81 Year old Woman gets arrested for trying to hire a hitman

Is Makeup for Men going to be a hot trend?

Fortune Teller tells Woman she is going to lose something valuable. Then Steals her phone.

Mailman delivers Package to the Wrong House, then runs over the Child who tries returning it

Man wrecks a stolen car; tells police he was teleported into the car, and they saved him from the aliens.

A Raccoon got trashed at a liquor store, then passes out in the bathroom.

A man swallowed a Bic Lighter 25 Years ago. Doctors just took it out, and it still works.

A Rodeo Was Cancelled due to Horse Herpes

An AI Teddy Bear will talk to your kids about sex and how to find knives

Woman busted for speeding, on her way to Little Caesars before it closes... in 12 hours.

It's that time of year when the Iguanas are falling out of trees.

Is that a Powertool in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Another monkey has gotten loose. This time in a Spirit Halloween store.

Man falls asleep after making a Booty Call. Woman shows up, and burns down his house.

Woman shot a man because he honked when she didn't "Go" at the Green Light.

Thieves broke in to the Louvre and Stole some old Jewelry.

Phoenix Authorities are urging people to "Stop Licking Toads"

Woman buys a Knife at Marshalls to stab a woman who was taking too long

Man gets arrested for doing a Drive By Cheese-Burgering

Be on the lookout for some Salsa hitting the Black market

Man gets in a fight with two guys over a Netflix Prank

Woman driving the Wrong way on the Highway claims her husband was driving. He wasn't even in the Car.

An MnM's employee was stealing millions from the company.

Chinese Couple got a Divorce because they couldn't agree on a name of the baby

A Man in an Ice Cream Outift, handed out Ice Cream at the top of a 14'er.

The Serial Butt Sniffer has been caught sniffing butts again

Man gets busted on his way to Burning Man with ALL the drugs.

Man keeps ordering and returning 110 Pound Anvils from Amazon, and will do so until someone does something.

Woman Sues her former employer because she didn't have to do anything; still got paid.

Woman accidentally ejects from an F-15, while still on the ground.

Some kids stole a Train, and managed to derail it.

Electric Cars may make you more carsick than Gas Cars.

Woman went to Vegas for 2 Weeks, left her son with 7 Dogs, and a pile of Dog Poop.

People keep throwing Green Dildos onto the Court at WNBA Games.

Man fills his small plane up with Moose Meat, attaches Antlers to the Wing... Crashes.

AI Program that was helping write a program, deletes the whole thing. 5 Months of work trashed.

Stampede broke out after a Beyonce Concert, due to a Bug Sighting