Podcasts about absurdist news

Time to talk about... dicks! Max brings 4 articles about dicks in weird places, while Marks and Dave try and figure out which doesn't fit.Topics include: John Dillerman v Venom, Mars' dick pic, the menninist movement, and Spiderman's morning wood.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Variety pack for you! Dave brings 4 random articles as Marks and Max try to find out which doesn't quite fit. Topics include: outdated hentai, Dave's weaknesses, the Sesame Street Mafia, and severely under faced. Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Marks rings in the New Year with 4 crazy stories while Max and Dave contemplate being on the show for 2 years.Topics Include: Bollywood tampons, Dave's hot candy takes, Max's trauma and a pizza pledge.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Holiday spirit? You know it. Max is back with 4 Christmas tales, while Marks and Dave figure out which stories are nice and which one is naughty.Topics include: the best Christmas song, assault rifle doll house, Dewtivity Scene TM, and stocking full of ranch.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

We crossed the line. Dave brings four articles about politics and Marks and Max try to figure out which article to vote out.Topics: mask inspection, Joe Biden's free McDonalds, presidential temperature preferences, and the worst name ever.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Max's goat gets got by the Star Wars Economy. Yep.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

The grandmothers return! Max dusts off 4 stories about grandmas, and Marks and Dave pull their spectacles on to see which one is fake news.Topics Include: Grandma Fuel, a surprise twist, rotary phone inefficiency, and punching historical inventors.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Finally figuring out where all the cops come from in GTA.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Time to dip into the cyber world! Marks brings 4 articles about robots to Max and Dave to see if they can compute the truth. Can humanity beat the machines? Topics include: Terminator Hugh Jackman, HitchBaby, cockroach cyborgs and backflipping butt bot Twitter: @absurdist_news

Happy Thanksgiving! Dave's bringing the cheer with an episode all about bigfoot, yeti and sasquatch. Marks and Max are as confused as ever as they try and find the fake news article!Topics include: the kangaroo saw a yeti, sexy bigfoot, bigfoot's hidden abilities and proper science.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

We found a title! This is Got My Goat, hosted by Max to complain about various topics around the world. This week - why the skin care industry is a SCAM!Twitter: @absurdist_news

What is that melody?!? Well its actually Max rolling in with 4 news articles related to music! Topics include: Tupac's repentance, tornado Wario, Dave vs WAP, Alan Thicke's post mortem sex life.Twitter: @absurdist_news

Wee woo wee woo! Marks is bringing 4 stories related to emergency services (EMS noticeably missing) while Max and Dave try and figure out which one is fake news.Topics include: nudes and prudes, lobster fish or man, tree cat, calm and covid raidsTwitter: @Absurdist_News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Interesting training for the Grinch.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Too many chefs in the kitchen this time around. Ha jokes on you. This time around Dave's head chef while Max and Marks have to figure out which one is fake news.Topics include: skeleton problems, timmothy's shitty arcade purchase, rat strats, d-d-doritosTwitter: @absurdist_news

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Bats are our friends.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Happy Halloween! Well ok. Its a little early, but our Holiday guy Max is bringing 4 spooky stories to the podcast for Marks and Dave to figure out.Topics include: wrong type of powder, ghost gun, swatting cats, self-HeimlichTwitter: @Absurdist_News 

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.There's a little magic in everythingTwitter: @Absurdist_News

Ever have a bad idea? Of course you have! But this week Dave is bringing 4 bad ideas to the table while Marks and Max try and figure out which bad idea was made up from the start.Topics include: Elon Musk, Cop Con, Sandwich theft, U UglyTwitter: @Absurdist_News

And you thought science was just a portion of the podcast. HA! Max brings the science podcast into this weeks episode while Marks and Dave try and navigate through it.Topics: Moses moos, emo-nkey, peanut and jellyfish, murder squirrels.Twitter: @absurdist_news

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Goats are friends, not food.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Are you in the mood? Tune in this week as Marks brings 4 articles about animals to Dave and Max. Topics include: relativity, bear-fu, Morpheus' pill problem, snake in the pants.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Of course there's a coconut minister.Twitter: @absurdist_news

Pull your undergarmets up tight cause Dave is back in the host chair bringing 4 stories about underwear to Marks and Max to figure out!Topics include: Historical panties, squirrel theft, wine chugging, real big underwearTwitter: @Absurdist_News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Sex spiders? Damn.Twitter: @absurdist_news

Grab your shots, cause we're getting drunk this episode. Well Max brings 4 articles to Marks and Dave where the M&M duo take a shot per story. Yikes.Topics include: mountaineering, Fast Food, not letting go, cell phone scraps.Twitter: @absurdist_news

The boys are back in town! Well virtually of course. Tune in this week for your fill of crazy news articles with Marks, Max and Dave. Topics include: Cardboard replacements, the chicken wing debate, tiger fondles, capitalism.Twitter: @Absurdist_news

Bit of a different episode, before we get back into our weekly show! This week Marks, Max & Dave reflect on Absurdist News: how it started, whats changed, and what could change in the future.  Twitter: @Absurdist_News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.What a great way to end our break. Amirite people?!?Twitter: @Absurdist_News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Illegal to get arrested on the toilet?Twitter: @Absurdist_News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Coming soon to your local television networks: Peter and the Polish Puma!Twitter: @Absurdist_News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Time to educated about the great emu war. Twitter for the poll.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Highlights of episodes 1 - 6 of Absurdist News! We're going to be taking August off as a break, but will pick things back up in September. Briefs will still be published every Saturday! Hope you enjoy this blast to the past. Not our finest moments.Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Ending off Brief Week with just the 3 of us! Hope you enjoyed this fun little experiment - but also hopefully you'll consider joining our secret soci- I mean what?Twitter: @Absurdist_news

What is the optimal form of transportation you might ask? Boy howdy do we have the answer. Check out Replay Mode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBkl0KmpNuPjIKEkonYub9wTwitter: @Absurdist_News

What do you like to do when you walk up a mountain? One of my friends literally went on a 40 minute run up Mont Royal. Yeah that's a deep cut.Check out Drinkipedia: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/drinkipedia/id1446766913Twitter: @Absurdist_news

Hope you're ready for your dose of Nic Cage doing Nic Cage things.  Check out Cage's Kiss: https://castbox.fm/channel/Cage's-Kiss-id2028341Twitter: @Absurdist_News

Welcome to a full week of briefs! First up is with our buddy Riles! Check out his stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8fPo7w3nIqofQH-OAUd7-g/featuredTwitter: @Absurdist_News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Get ready for some Disney and Party City. Very strong opinions in this one!Twitter: @Absurdist_NewsFacebook: @AbsurdistNewsPod

Little green guy alert! Well ok its just Marks bringing 5 stories about aliens to Max and Dave while they try to sort through which story is actually fake news.Topics include: Space is nerdy, an unexpected twist, vikings and celtics, the fuck light, the return of the goo.Twitter: @Absurdist_NewsFacebook: @AbsurdistNewsPod

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Poor insurance God.Twitter:@Absurdist_NewsFacebook: @AbsurdistNewspod

Get your party tricks out! Dave brings 5 fun (creepy?) stories about clowns and all the things they do.  Topics include: Clown leader, red flags, drunken clowns, pie podcasts, endless tangents.Twitter: @Absurdist_NewsFacebook: @AbsurdistNewsPod

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Cow puns. Moo-ve it.Twitter: @Absurdist_NewsFacebook: @AbsurdistNewsPod

Happy post independence day!!!! Max the holiday host brings in 5 articles that are independence day (adjacent) to Dave and Marks to figure out which stories are fake news. Topics include: Leg-less, community BBQs, chow dogs, poor taste fireworks, animated cartoon coming soon.Twitter: @Absurdist_NewsFacebook: @AbsurdistNewsPod

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.If you thought Ben Grimm had a hard time before...Twitter: @Absurdist_NewsFacebook: @AbsurdistNewsPod

Happy Canada Day! Marks the resident Canadian brings 5 articles to Max and Dave all related to the great white north.Topics include: The Elf Union, real bad puns, Mr. Frieze's zoo, what is a caribou, Canadian kindnessTwitter: @Absurdist_NewsFacebook: @AbsurdistNewsPod

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.Owl law is very technical.Twitter: @Absurdist_NewsFacebook: @AbsurdistNewsPod

Grab your snacks and beverages, cause Dave is bringing 5 wacky news stories about consumables! Marks and Max strap in for this wild ride.Topics include: Calorie counting, the Campaign to End All Squirrels, the best type of eyes, Coffin Crush, the FBI watchlist.Twitter: @Absurdist_NewsFacebook: @AbsurdistNewsPod

Spooky! Marks brings in the spooky stories for Max and Dave to try and figure out which story is fake news.Topics include: 50 Cent Slimer, Gunk, Workplace Hazards, Spooky Crime, SexorcismTwitter: @Absurdist_NewsFacebook: @AbsurdistNewsPod

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